"House rules, Sammy - Driver picks music, shotgun shuts his cakehole"
- Dean Winchester


You know you've watched way too much Supernatural, when...

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- ... you learned to sleep with a fire extinguisher next to your bed. You know. Just in case

- …you are aware that as soon as you drive on a highway, that lists ten missing people over the past 20 years, you do not stop by the person at the edge of the road to see whether everything is oki doki. You spray your license plate with salt and you roll that son of a bitch over with your car

- … your weekly family reunion consists of breaking into your siblings apartment, hiding in the shadows until you spot your sibling and tacklee them to the ground

- … you started to honor the burning dead on the ceiling every year to Halloween

- … you love to freak your parents out by grabbing your younger sibling and running out of the house every night, Screaming at the top of your lungs that the nursery is on fire. The Neighbors have already giving up calling the fire department

- … you sign up in law school to find a boy-/girlfriend named Jess, take them home, and push them into the oven to watch them burn once again #goodoldcosplay

- … after your parents didn't contact you that evening you burgle your siblings house, madly articulating and explaining to him that your parents (they are bankers btw) haven't call back after a hunting session. You know. Hunting innocent pay-Taxers.

- … the women you invited to an annual celebration who is completly dressed in white is standing quietly by your privat pool. You start freaking out after you hear her whisper that she can't go home yet. You would propably start trying to drown her and squeal something about taking her home. But thats a story for an other point

- … you are aware that blood on the windscreen is not to link with a car accident. It's never just a car accident

- … when your shotgun complains about your taste in music, you would turn up the music in your car so loud that not even the cashier takes notice that you once again Paid with a fake credit card


As you guys propably notice SPN is coming to an end and we are forced to carry on. In honer of our allfather - not you Chuck, you're still a dick - I dedicate 300 chaptrs to our digital bible. I had vacation. And Time. And all Seasons on DVD... Don't Judge me

Another thing that might have cought somebodys eye that I might not be as fluent in English as I would like to be. If anybody loves to read beta (for whatever reason) pm me :3

Until then - carry on my fellow hunters