This story is now longer than anything else I've written. How 'bout that? Anyway, time for another big action sequence!
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Uncharted or Gravity Falls.
Chapter 20: Cat and Mouse
(Dipper and Soos run across the street as the tank comes towards them shooting its machine gun.)
Dipper: (exasperated) Why would he bring a tank!?
(They run behind a wall and take out two soldiers. The tank blows a hole in the wall nearby.)
Dipper: Holy crap! Soos, let's go!
(They run up a ramp and behind a fence where a door to another house is.)
Dipper: Soos, get that door open!
(Soos unlocks the door as the tank shoots the fence down. They run through the house and stick to a path behind a row of buildings to avoid the tank. The path leads them back onto the street and the tank finds them.)
Dipper: This way!
(They run through an opening in a wall and take out more soldiers they come across. Then they run across the street and up some steps as the tank chases them.)
Dipper: How am I supposed to take a tank out!?
(They run across a walkway and get to a bridge. Dipper tries to run onto it but stops as the tank spots him.)
Dipper: Oh, shit...
(The tank fires its big gun at the bridge. Dipper and Soos are thrown back by the explosion. They both stand and continue running down the walkway. Dipper realizes he had to find an RPG rocket launcher to destroy the tank.)
Dipper: Soos! RPG? RPG! What's Tibetan for RPG?
(They enter a house and climb a ladder to the second floor. Dipper jumps across to another building and then through a hole in the wall to the next building. Soos follows him and they leave the house to get back on the street. The tank still keeps pursuing them and they move behind a wall. Soos keeps running with Dipper behind him. Suddenly, the wall breaks open and Dipper is knocked down. The tank starts going through the wall as he stands back up.)
Dipper: Oh, God... Oh, no, no, no, no!
(He runs along a narrow path behind a row of houses. Soos is nowhere to be seen.)
Dipper: Soos! Soos, where are you?! Ahhh, where the hell did he go?
(He continues through the narrow alleyways, taking out the soldiers until he reaches a narrow icy ledge.)
Dipper: Soos! Where the hell did he go?
(He starts to move across the ledge. Suddenly, the tank rams through the fence above and sticks out over the edge of the cliff above Dipper. He grabs hold of the ledge.)
Dipper: (stunned, irritated) Whoa! What is he drunk!?
(The tank pulls back from the ledge. Dipper follows the path back to the street. The tank bursts through a wall again behind Dipper.)
Dipper: Are you freakin' kiddin' me?!
(He runs from the tank and finds Soos outside a house.)
Dipper: Soos! There you are! Thank God!
Soos: (speaking Tibetan)
(They head through the house and into another. Dipper climbs a ladder to the roof and finds a soldier with an RPG. He neutralizes him and takes the rocket launcher.)
Dipper: Here we go!
(The tank pulls up near the house looking for him. He aims the launcher at it and fires. He hits the tank and damages it a little.)
Dipper: That's what I'm talkin' about!
(He puts the launcher on his back and jumps to another rooftop. The tank shoots at him again as he jumps down into the house and dodges the blast. He takes out the soldiers in the house and finds another rocket among them. He loads it into the RPG and shoots it at the tank from out the window. The tank starts smoking but is still mobile.)
Dipper: Just a little more!
(He and Soos get onto the roof. They see another guy with an RPG on a nearby rooftop. He fires at them and they evade the shot. They hide behind a wall and flank him. Dipper shoots him down and gets on the roof. He picks up the launcher and shoots the tank again. It gets even more damaged and starts to catch fire but is still functional.)
Dipper: One more should do it!
(He jumps to another rooftop with a wire connecting it to a damaged building across the street. He spots another RPG trooper over there and runs up to the wire.)
Dipper: Soos! Cover me!
(As Soos distracts the tank, Dipper zip lines across the street and lands in the building. He takes out the soldiers inside and picks up another rocket. He loads it up and aims at the tank just as it turns towards him.)
Dipper: Say goodnight!
(He shoots the rocket and gets a direct hit. The tank is destroyed completely. Dipper throws the RPG down and leaves the building.)
Dipper: (triumphant) Yeah!
