Titanic Team-Up
Sonic X - Issue 32
(Gotta Go Fast!)
(Ayla's Theme song - KC Undercover Theme Song)
(Ayla's POV)
*Sonic & I were both leaning against the dinning room door. Glaring at El Gran Gordo (aka: Dr. Eggman), who was sitting at the dinning room table, drinking Ella's homemade coffee*
Chris: What happened, El Gran Gordo? Earlier tonight, we watched you win the Championship belt!
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Si, Mi Amigo. What came next is a harrowing tale. I had just conquered Andes the Ginormous and was full of confidence. I decided to continue my winning streak and takedown that handsome genius Doctor Eggman. I knew because of his cunningness, he would be a difficult for, but I was sure I could defeat him. I approached his tower base brazenly. Doctor Eggman's defenses were fierce and many! I fought bravely and used every technique I knew I bested many a robot. But it was too much! I had to make a tactical retreat so I could come here and find help.
*I rolled my eyes*
Ayla:*in her mind* What a load of baloney.
Chuck: Don't you worry, Gran Gordo. I'm sure I've got something in my lab that can help you!
Chris: While you guys plan your attack, I'll show you my scrapbook! It's all about you! I'll be right back!
Ella: And after that, we have to go through my yearbook together. I know we went to school together.
*All 3 of them left the room. As soon as we were alone, Sonic & I both turned to Eggman*
Sonic: All right, Eggman. What really happened?
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Argh. I barely beat the Andes oaf in the fight. I was tired and just wanted to go home. I'd forgotten I'd built a robot to look like me. Bokkun was supposed to use it to pretend to be me so I could be El Gran Gordo again. But he didn't stop playing the part! I was branded an intruder and was attacked on my own doorstep! There's no way I can break into my base on my own. So I came to you two.
Ayla: Now that I believe.
Sonic: We'll help you. Only if you promise to never be Gran Gordo again.
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Fine. Extortionist.
*They shook hands as Chris & Ella came into the room holding books*
Sonic: With that settled - Let's go invade a base!
Chris: AWW!
Ella: Must you go so soon?
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: I wish I could stay, Senorita. But evil will not wait for pleasantries. ¡We must prisa!
*He kissed Ella's hand. I stuck my tounge out in disgust*
Chris: Yeah! Go get him, Gran Gordo!
*Eggman then took Sonic's hand & led us to the door*
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Come along, Hedgehogs. We have to make preparations.
Sonic: Preparations?
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: If your going to help me, we have to do it right.
Ayla:*in her mind* Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna enjoy this?
*Soon, we were outside Eggman's new base & I couldn't stop giggling. Why? Because Eggman had somehow got Sonic to wear a light blue Luchador costume with yellow lightning bolts, a red & blue cape, & red boots. Like I said, I couldn't stop giggling*
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Here we are. Are you ready, sidekicks?
Sonic: No. I look ridiculous. And don't call me your "sidekick."
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Nonsense! You make a fine Luchador.
Sonic:*pointing at me* How come Ayla doesn't have to wear a costume!?
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: I was in a hurry. I didn't have time to make two.
*At this point, I was laughing really hard*
Sonic:*at me* Will you stop that!?
Ayla: Sorry. But you really do look ridiculous.
Sonic: GRRR! *at Eggman* So, how are we getting in?
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: I'm hoping they think they drove me off for a while and have let their guard down. So we sneak in. *he threw a rope up the side of the building. it got caught on something at the top & we all began to climb up* Follow me, Chum and Chika!
Sonic: Don't call me "Chum."
Ayla: And don't call me "Chika."
*As we were climbing up the side of the building, laser blasters popped out & aimed at us*
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Not again!
Sonic: Take them out, quick!
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: ¡ARRRRIBA! *he kicked one of the laser, Sonic used his spin dash to destroy the lasers, & I used my Ring Blades. suddenly, one of lasers broke the rope & we all went tumbling to the ground* ¡CARAMBA!
Sonic: Oh no!
*I landed on the sand first. Then Sonic landed on top of me & Eggman landed on top of both of us*
Ayla: Will you two get off me!?
Sonic: Sorry, Sis.
*We all got up*
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Blast it all! That was my only rope.
Sonic: Relax, Doc. I've got a plan. I just need a running start.
*I immediately caught onto Sonic's plan & got out my board*
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: A running start? *Sonic ran down the beach & straight for Eggman* What are you doing!? No! Stop! *Sonic picked Eggman up & ran up the side of the building with me behind him* Woo-hoo! Don't stop! Weeeeee! *all 3 of us then crashed through a window & landed inside the base* There is nothing that can stop El Gran Gordo, Rapido Azule, and Chika!
Sonic:*panting* Need a breather . . . Not . . . Rapido Azule . . .
Ayla: And didn't I just say not to call me "Chika"!?
*Bocoe & Decoe were waiting for us*
Bocoe: YOU'VE DONE WELL TO MAKE IT THIS FAR, DOUBLE-G.
Decoe: BUT YOU UNDERESTIMATE DOCTOR EGGMAN'S FORCES!
Decoe & Bocoe: GO, BADNICK ARMY!
*An army of silver robot appeared behind them. I got out my Ring Blades, Sonic did a spin dash, & Eggman knocked them away with his stomach*
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: We can do this Rapido Azule and Chika! Use your Luchador training!
*Sonic tried to fight, but his cape kept getting in the way*
Sonic: Ack! I don't have Luchador training! PFFT! How do you fight in this thing? And stop calling me "Rapido Azule!" I didn't agree to that!
Ayla: Sonic! Just take that silly thing off already!
*Decoe & Bocoe started laughing*
Bocoe: FIGHT ALL YOU WANT, HEROES!
Decoe: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
*Once all the robots had us surrounded, Eggman (finally) took off his ridiculous mask*
Dr. Eggman: Enough, already! It's me, you bolt-brained buffoons!
Bocoe: OH! O-OF COURSE! GO AWAY, BADNICK ARMY!
Decoe: PARTY'S OVER!
Dr. Eggman: How dare you turn my marvelous machines against me!
Decoe: F-F-FORGIVE US, DR. EGGMAN! YOUR COPY WAS JUST TOO BRILLIANTLY DESIGNED!
Bocoe: Y-Y-YEAH! AND YOUR GRAN GORDO COSTUME IS SO CONVINCING.
Dr. Eggman: Well, I am a genius. I suppose you two didn't stand a chance.
Sonic: Then where's the fake Eggman?
Bocoe: HE'S MOSTLY BEEN IN LAB FOURTEEN.
Dr. Eggman: What!? No! That's where I was finishing the E-73! He better not have scratched my Egg Babylon!
*Sonic & I both grinned*
Sonic: New super weapon, huh? Sounds like fun!
Ayla: So, where can we find Lab Fourteen?
*We both went down the hallway to the lab. Eggman tried to stop us*
Dr. Eggman: Er - I'll take it from here! No need for you two to see my unfinished - er - project!
Sonic: Nuh-uh! We promised to help you. I'm not backing out now.
Ayla: And you should know that I never break a promise.
*Eggman put his mask back on*
Dr. Eggman: GRRR . . . Fine. But you'll spoil the surprise yourself . . .
*We got to lab 14. In there was a tall robot with spike balls on the sides & an eye on the middle*
Dr. Eggman/Bokkun:*laughing* Welcome to your doom, Luchadors!
*The robot fired a laser & it hit Sonic:
Ayla: Sonic!
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: ¡Rapido Azule!
*Luckily, he didn't get hurt. But his ridiculous costume was (finally) destroyed*
Sonic: Not anymore! Now let me return the favor! *he did multiple spin dashes to the robot's armor, but none of them made a dent* Wow, that armor's tough! Does that thing have a weakness? *at first, Eggman didn't answer & we all ran away from the lasers* Come on! There's always something we can do to destroy your stuff!
Ayla: Tell us! Otherwise, you're going to be fried by your own machine!
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: All right, already! There's a network of vents used to cool it's core. They run from the Command Center all the way to the floor.
Sonic: Thanks, Doc! That's perfect!
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman:*hugging his robot* Daddy's sorry! I didn't want to tell the mean hedgehogs your secret!
Sonic: One trashed boss robot, coming up!
*We both dove into an opening in then vent & made our way up to the top of the robot. Sonic & I then kicked the fake Eggman off the top of the robot*
Ayla: Shows over! All fakers off the stage!
*The fake Eggman landed in front of the real Eggman. It broke apart, revealing Bokkun*
Bokkun: H-H-HEY, NOW! LET'S TAKE IT EASY, EVERYBODY. YOU TOLD ME TO ACT JUST LIKE YOU. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WANTED ME TO STOP. MY BAD?
El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Yes, well, no more being me for you.
*We both landed next to him*
Sonic: And no more being Gran Gordo for you, remember?
*Eggman took off his mask*
Dr. Eggman: Ah, yes, of course.
*We soon came back to the mansion & found Chris sleeping on the couch in the living room*
Sonic: Hey, Buddy! We're back!
Chris:*yawn* Welcome back, you two. Where's Gran Gordo?
Ayla: He said he had other adventures to go on. He couldn't stop by and say . . . Lo Siento.
Chris: That's too bad. Ella was convinced he took her to the Prom, and she wanted to prove it. But guys accomplished his mission, right?
Sonic: With flying colors.
Chris: I appreciate you guys helping him, even if you thought he was Doctor Eggman. You two are the coolest!
*He & Sonic did a fist bump*
Sonic: As long as you think so, bud.
Ayla: Thanks, Chris.
