Titanic Team-Up


Sonic X - Issue 32


(Gotta Go Fast!)

(Ayla's Theme song - KC Undercover Theme Song)


(Ayla's POV)

*Sonic & I were both leaning against the dinning room door. Glaring at El Gran Gordo (aka: Dr. Eggman), who was sitting at the dinning room table, drinking Ella's homemade coffee*

Chris: What happened, El Gran Gordo? Earlier tonight, we watched you win the Championship belt!

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Si, Mi Amigo. What came next is a harrowing tale. I had just conquered Andes the Ginormous and was full of confidence. I decided to continue my winning streak and takedown that handsome genius Doctor Eggman. I knew because of his cunningness, he would be a difficult for, but I was sure I could defeat him. I approached his tower base brazenly. Doctor Eggman's defenses were fierce and many! I fought bravely and used every technique I knew I bested many a robot. But it was too much! I had to make a tactical retreat so I could come here and find help.

*I rolled my eyes*

Ayla:*in her mind* What a load of baloney.

Chuck: Don't you worry, Gran Gordo. I'm sure I've got something in my lab that can help you!

Chris: While you guys plan your attack, I'll show you my scrapbook! It's all about you! I'll be right back!

Ella: And after that, we have to go through my yearbook together. I know we went to school together.

*All 3 of them left the room. As soon as we were alone, Sonic & I both turned to Eggman*

Sonic: All right, Eggman. What really happened?

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Argh. I barely beat the Andes oaf in the fight. I was tired and just wanted to go home. I'd forgotten I'd built a robot to look like me. Bokkun was supposed to use it to pretend to be me so I could be El Gran Gordo again. But he didn't stop playing the part! I was branded an intruder and was attacked on my own doorstep! There's no way I can break into my base on my own. So I came to you two.

Ayla: Now that I believe.

Sonic: We'll help you. Only if you promise to never be Gran Gordo again.

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Fine. Extortionist.

*They shook hands as Chris & Ella came into the room holding books*

Sonic: With that settled - Let's go invade a base!

Chris: AWW!

Ella: Must you go so soon?

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: I wish I could stay, Senorita. But evil will not wait for pleasantries. ¡We must prisa!

*He kissed Ella's hand. I stuck my tounge out in disgust*

Chris: Yeah! Go get him, Gran Gordo!

*Eggman then took Sonic's hand & led us to the door*

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Come along, Hedgehogs. We have to make preparations.

Sonic: Preparations?

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: If your going to help me, we have to do it right.

Ayla:*in her mind* Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna enjoy this?


*Soon, we were outside Eggman's new base & I couldn't stop giggling. Why? Because Eggman had somehow got Sonic to wear a light blue Luchador costume with yellow lightning bolts, a red & blue cape, & red boots. Like I said, I couldn't stop giggling*

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Here we are. Are you ready, sidekicks?

Sonic: No. I look ridiculous. And don't call me your "sidekick."

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Nonsense! You make a fine Luchador.

Sonic:*pointing at me* How come Ayla doesn't have to wear a costume!?

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: I was in a hurry. I didn't have time to make two.

*At this point, I was laughing really hard*

Sonic:*at me* Will you stop that!?

Ayla: Sorry. But you really do look ridiculous.

Sonic: GRRR! *at Eggman* So, how are we getting in?

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: I'm hoping they think they drove me off for a while and have let their guard down. So we sneak in. *he threw a rope up the side of the building. it got caught on something at the top & we all began to climb up* Follow me, Chum and Chika!

Sonic: Don't call me "Chum."

Ayla: And don't call me "Chika."

*As we were climbing up the side of the building, laser blasters popped out & aimed at us*

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Not again!

Sonic: Take them out, quick!

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: ¡ARRRRIBA! *he kicked one of the laser, Sonic used his spin dash to destroy the lasers, & I used my Ring Blades. suddenly, one of lasers broke the rope & we all went tumbling to the ground* ¡CARAMBA!

Sonic: Oh no!

*I landed on the sand first. Then Sonic landed on top of me & Eggman landed on top of both of us*

Ayla: Will you two get off me!?

Sonic: Sorry, Sis.

*We all got up*

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Blast it all! That was my only rope.

Sonic: Relax, Doc. I've got a plan. I just need a running start.

*I immediately caught onto Sonic's plan & got out my board*

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: A running start? *Sonic ran down the beach & straight for Eggman* What are you doing!? No! Stop! *Sonic picked Eggman up & ran up the side of the building with me behind him* Woo-hoo! Don't stop! Weeeeee! *all 3 of us then crashed through a window & landed inside the base* There is nothing that can stop El Gran Gordo, Rapido Azule, and Chika!

Sonic:*panting* Need a breather . . . Not . . . Rapido Azule . . .

Ayla: And didn't I just say not to call me "Chika"!?

*Bocoe & Decoe were waiting for us*

Bocoe: YOU'VE DONE WELL TO MAKE IT THIS FAR, DOUBLE-G.

Decoe: BUT YOU UNDERESTIMATE DOCTOR EGGMAN'S FORCES!

Decoe & Bocoe: GO, BADNICK ARMY!

*An army of silver robot appeared behind them. I got out my Ring Blades, Sonic did a spin dash, & Eggman knocked them away with his stomach*

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: We can do this Rapido Azule and Chika! Use your Luchador training!

*Sonic tried to fight, but his cape kept getting in the way*

Sonic: Ack! I don't have Luchador training! PFFT! How do you fight in this thing? And stop calling me "Rapido Azule!" I didn't agree to that!

Ayla: Sonic! Just take that silly thing off already!

*Decoe & Bocoe started laughing*

Bocoe: FIGHT ALL YOU WANT, HEROES!

Decoe: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

*Once all the robots had us surrounded, Eggman (finally) took off his ridiculous mask*

Dr. Eggman: Enough, already! It's me, you bolt-brained buffoons!

Bocoe: OH! O-OF COURSE! GO AWAY, BADNICK ARMY!

Decoe: PARTY'S OVER!

Dr. Eggman: How dare you turn my marvelous machines against me!

Decoe: F-F-FORGIVE US, DR. EGGMAN! YOUR COPY WAS JUST TOO BRILLIANTLY DESIGNED!

Bocoe: Y-Y-YEAH! AND YOUR GRAN GORDO COSTUME IS SO CONVINCING.

Dr. Eggman: Well, I am a genius. I suppose you two didn't stand a chance.

Sonic: Then where's the fake Eggman?

Bocoe: HE'S MOSTLY BEEN IN LAB FOURTEEN.

Dr. Eggman: What!? No! That's where I was finishing the E-73! He better not have scratched my Egg Babylon!

*Sonic & I both grinned*

Sonic: New super weapon, huh? Sounds like fun!

Ayla: So, where can we find Lab Fourteen?

*We both went down the hallway to the lab. Eggman tried to stop us*

Dr. Eggman: Er - I'll take it from here! No need for you two to see my unfinished - er - project!

Sonic: Nuh-uh! We promised to help you. I'm not backing out now.

Ayla: And you should know that I never break a promise.

*Eggman put his mask back on*

Dr. Eggman: GRRR . . . Fine. But you'll spoil the surprise yourself . . .

*We got to lab 14. In there was a tall robot with spike balls on the sides & an eye on the middle*

Dr. Eggman/Bokkun:*laughing* Welcome to your doom, Luchadors!

*The robot fired a laser & it hit Sonic:

Ayla: Sonic!

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: ¡Rapido Azule!

*Luckily, he didn't get hurt. But his ridiculous costume was (finally) destroyed*

Sonic: Not anymore! Now let me return the favor! *he did multiple spin dashes to the robot's armor, but none of them made a dent* Wow, that armor's tough! Does that thing have a weakness? *at first, Eggman didn't answer & we all ran away from the lasers* Come on! There's always something we can do to destroy your stuff!

Ayla: Tell us! Otherwise, you're going to be fried by your own machine!

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: All right, already! There's a network of vents used to cool it's core. They run from the Command Center all the way to the floor.

Sonic: Thanks, Doc! That's perfect!

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman:*hugging his robot* Daddy's sorry! I didn't want to tell the mean hedgehogs your secret!

Sonic: One trashed boss robot, coming up!

*We both dove into an opening in then vent & made our way up to the top of the robot. Sonic & I then kicked the fake Eggman off the top of the robot*

Ayla: Shows over! All fakers off the stage!

*The fake Eggman landed in front of the real Eggman. It broke apart, revealing Bokkun*

Bokkun: H-H-HEY, NOW! LET'S TAKE IT EASY, EVERYBODY. YOU TOLD ME TO ACT JUST LIKE YOU. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WANTED ME TO STOP. MY BAD?

El Gran Gordo/Dr. Eggman: Yes, well, no more being me for you.

*We both landed next to him*

Sonic: And no more being Gran Gordo for you, remember?

*Eggman took off his mask*

Dr. Eggman: Ah, yes, of course.


*We soon came back to the mansion & found Chris sleeping on the couch in the living room*

Sonic: Hey, Buddy! We're back!

Chris:*yawn* Welcome back, you two. Where's Gran Gordo?

Ayla: He said he had other adventures to go on. He couldn't stop by and say . . . Lo Siento.

Chris: That's too bad. Ella was convinced he took her to the Prom, and she wanted to prove it. But guys accomplished his mission, right?

Sonic: With flying colors.

Chris: I appreciate you guys helping him, even if you thought he was Doctor Eggman. You two are the coolest!

*He & Sonic did a fist bump*

Sonic: As long as you think so, bud.

Ayla: Thanks, Chris.