A/N: Okay... there's seems to be some confusion over Stan being a Digimon fan. Let me explain, in anticipation for Monday's episode the Gravity Falls crew decided to have StanPines4Mayor twitter account that was written in character. Not only was it hilarious, but Stan also trolled some of the actual Presidential Candidates. For Huckabee he said "I don't belie in "evolution" either, I believe humans Digi-volved from Digi-Eggs". He could only claim that if he was a fan... However the best stuff involved his trolling of Trump... I won't give it away other than it's now canon that he knows Trump... And I just checked, the account is still up, so you have to check it out before it gets deleted...

Anyways enjoy!

Chapter 15: Summerween

Soos drove into the parking lot of a store called the Summerween super store. Since to was a group of 6 his truck was the one chosen since it could fit 6 people in the cab.

"Oh come on! Can 't you use the handicapped spot." muttered Stan.

"Stan…" Erza said dangerously.

"You okay?" asked Mabel to Laxus who sat between the twins. He had a barf bag but didn't seem to use it.

"I just have some motion sickness…" said Laxus.

"You mean like Natsu?" asked Mabel.

"No… nothing like Natsu." Said Laxus somewhat nervously.

They all got out of the truck and looked at the sign.

"Summerween?" asked Dipper.

"The people of this town love Halloween so much that they celebrate it twice a year." Explained Stan.

"Wait, wait, wait…" said Mabel, "They celebrate it twice a year here… and Mom never came up here?"

"Wow…" said Laxus, "That's a surprise."

"Yeah you always love donning costumes." Said Dipper.

"I have my reasons." Said Erza.

"Anyways it's tonight!" said Stan.

"I don't know. Something feels wrong about it." Said Dipper.

"Free Candy!" said Stan.

This sold them on it.

And so they went into the Summered Super Store.

Erza dragged Laxus to the costume isle, the twins were making a mess.

While Soos played with a talking candy bowl where if you pressed a skull it would make "Skull Jokes"

"That is quite the costume that I can't believe my eyes! But I don't have any eyes!"

"Sir can you please stop that?" asked the Clerk.

"Make these skulls less funny then you have a deal." Said Soos.

As the mayhem continued the clerk got even more irritated, so much that they had to call security.

"Not today." Said Stan throwing a smoke bomb.

The entire group got away and ran to Soos' truck.

"You paid for everything, right?" asked Mabel.

"Of course I did!" said Stan.

"not in Stan bucks?" asked Erza.

"Uh…" said Stan, "I'll have to get back to on that."

In the store the clerk noticed the "Stan Bucks".

"I hate Summerween…" muttered the poor clerk.

Sometime later…

The twins were getting ready fir the night.

"This is going to be so awesome!" said Mabel.

"Were going to have the best costumes. Get the most candy!" said Dipper.

"Dude I haven't seen you guys so hyped up." Said Soos dressed like a Mexican wrestler.

"Well back in California, me and Dipper were the kings of Trick or Treating." Said Mabel showing off some pictures of past Halloween, all of them matching costumes such as kittens and zombies, "People eat it up."

"Plus there's mom's love of costumes, she was bi help in that." Said Dipper.

That was when Erza walked in wearing that blonde wig, a brown Stetson, a plaid shirt, jeans and cowboy boots.

"So you're some kind of rodeo girl?" asked Soos.

"I'm a human version of Applejack from My Little Pony." Said Erza.

"Oh yeah… you're a fan of that… forgot about it…" said Soos.

"Me and Laxus are heading a party at the guild hall." Said Erza, "I told them all about Summerween the other day…"

"Of course they'll do any excuse for a party." Laughed Mabel.

"Wait they're letting Laxus come?" asked Dipper, "Did they ban him from the Guild Hall except during meetings that involved the mystery shack and emergencies."

Indeed Makarov did ban Laxus as general punishment.

"Master made an exception. On the condition I pick an embarrassing costume for Laxus." Said Erza.

That was when Laxus came in, he was dressed like Princess Aurora.

"Did you have to pick out this one?" asked Laxus.

"She's the only princess that wears pink." Said Erza.

Laxus groaned.

"Oh yeah, Wendy's interested in joining you in Trick or Treating." Said Erza.

Dipper got excited.

"She means Marvelous." Said Mabel.

"I know…" sighed Dipper sighing, he still wasn't used to the fact there were two girls named Wendy around now.

"Anyways we should get going." Said Erza, "I promised Mira we'd help in decorations."

Erza dragged away the embarrassed Laxus.

"You might want to be careful, sure you can handle the Ghouls and Goblins but what about the Summerween Trickster?" asked Soos.

"The Summer-what?" asked Mabel.

"The Summerween Trickster." Said Soos, "He goes to door to door eating the children who lack the Summerween Spirit."

"You don't have to worry about us…" said Dipper, "We've got plenty of Spirit!"

He ate some candy and began to choke, he saw the brands that Stan bought.

"Sand pop? Gummy chairs? Mr. Adequate bar?" asked Dipper.

"It's all cheapo loser candy!" yelled Mabel.

"Quiet down, lest the Summerween Trickster hear you." Said Soos.

"Your cape is stuck in your fly Soos." Said Dipper.

"Touché." Said Soos.

Dipper went to toss out the loser candy little did he know something was watching them.

That was when the doorbell rang, Dipper went to get it with the candy. Turns out it was Wendy and Robbie. They were going to a party was Tambry's house since her parents were out of town.

Of course Dipper said he was going and denied he was going Tick or Treating.

"What am I going opt tell Mabel?" asked Dipper.

Sometime later in the entranceway, Mabel, Candy and Grenda waited for a bit.

There was a knock on the door.

Mabel who was dressed like a jar of Strawberry jelly (with a little strawberry hat) opened the door and it was Marvelous dressed like a dragon.

Carla and Happy were also with her. Carla was dressed in a white dress with a halo, while Happy was wearing a little suit.

"You made it!" said Mabel.

She turned to Candy and Grenda.

Candy was dressed… well like a piece of Candy, Grenda was a witch.

"Guys! This is Wendy, but I just call her Marvelous to differentiate between the Wendy that works here." Said Mabel.

"It's nice to meet you!" said Marvelous.

"I like your hair! Is that natural?" asked Grenda.

"It is." Said Marvelous blushing a little.

"And of course these are Carla and Happy." Said Mabel.

"Hello." Said Carla.

"I'm just here for the free candy!" said Happy.

"So the rumors are true, there are talking cats around now." Said Candy.

"It's true." Sighed Carla, "Though technically our species is called Exceed…"

"Aye!" said Happy.

"Is Waddles coming with us?" asked Candy.

"No but he has a very important meeting to attend to." Said Mabel.

Turns out Waddles costume was also a suit.

"Are you a little business man too?" asked Grenda to Happy.

"Nope! I'm a teacher!" said Happy.

"Where's Dipper?" asked Wendy.

"Well just have opt wait." Said Mabel, "His costume is going opt be amazing!"

That was when Dipper walked in dressed normally.

"Nice Dipper costume." Said Candy.

"Hey, Bro-bro… where's your costume?" asked Mabel.

"I can't go today…. I'm affair I'm sick." Said Dipper he began to fake cough, "It must have been Stan's candy… go on with out me."

He fell to the floor.

However Marvelous went over to him.

"It's okay." Said Marvelous, "I'll heal you."

Marvelous had a very rare form of magic that allowed healing, she could cure anything, it did take a lot of magic however.

Dipper would have face palmed if he wasn't playing sick, he knew she had healing magic.

Of course he didn't know the extent of it, after all Wendy joined the guild after Erza was sent to Earth, he didn't gown up hearing stories about her.

"No… it's fine…" said Dipper, "I mean doesn't that take a lot of magic out of you?"

"He's right you know…" sighed Carla.

That was when Carla froze.

"Whoa are you all right?" asked Mabel.

"I'm fine…" said Carla.

"Another vision?" asked Marvelous.

Carla nodded.

"Vision?" asked Mabel.

"Carla has the ability to see into the future." Explained Happy.

"It's true, but I can't control it very well." Sighed Carla.

"What did you see?" asked Marvelous.

"A lot… but it was mostly blurry." Said Carla, "All I know is that tonight wont' get very well."

She then glared at Dipper.

Dipper blinked, that was when someone knocked n the door.

"I'll get it." He said getting up.

That was when a rather tall and thing man in a strange costume with a strange smiling mask was Tick or Treating.

"Trick or Treat." he said.

"Dude really? Aren't' you too for this?" asked Dipper.

"But I…" said the man.

Dipper slammed the door.

"Dipper! Where's your Summerween hospitality." Said Mabel.

"I'm just not in the mood." Said Dipper.

And tick or treating will fix that." Said Mabel.

"I'm not going trick or treating." Said Dipper.

That was when there was another knock on the door.

"I'm not getting that!" said Dipper.

"Well I am." Said Mabel.

She opened the door, "Excuse my brother he has the case of the grumpy-grumps." Said Mabel.

"Silence"! yelled the man, "You have insulted me! Now you must pay! WITH YOUR LIVES!"

"Uh… you're a funny guy… aren't you?" asked Mabel trying to be nice.

"You think I'm funny." Said the man as her entered the shack.

That was when a little boy dressed like a pirate showed up.

"Trick or treat." He said with a lisp, "My name is Gorney!"

That was when the man grabbed him, he opened his mouth wide revealing he wasn't human. He began to eat Gorney.

"Remember me!" cried Gorney.

Everyone screamed.

"Gorney! NO!" yelled Grenda.

"There's one way to avoid this fate." Said the… uh… thing, he poked Candy in the head, "I need a treat, if you can collect 500 piece of candy and bring them to me by the last Jack-o-melon goes out…"

He blew out the Jack-o-melon (which was a watermelon instead of a pumpkin).

"I will let you live…" he said.

"500 pieces of candy? But that's impossible!" yelled Dipper.

"The choice is your children… and strange talking cats." Said the creature, "Trick-or-treat… or DIE!"

The thing left the Shack, they followed him just to see him crawl up the roof and disappear into the night.

"Oh no! Mabel! Do you know what this means?" asked Dipper.

"You have to come trick or treating with us!" cheered Mabel.

"What was that thing?" asked Happy.

"I think it was the legend that Soos told us about." Said Mabel.

"What do we do! What do we do!" yelled Grenda shaking Dipper.

"I'm sure of it… that was the thing I saw in my vision." Sighed Carla.

That was when Soos showed up.

"Hey dudes what's going on, I heard a ruckus." Said Soos who then got distracted by the word "Ruckus".

"Soos! A monster is making us trick-or-treat for him or else he's going to eat us!" yelled Dipper.

"I got a picture!" said Candy showing Soos her phone of it.

IT was also had some sparkly stickers and borders on it… Don't ask why she did that…

"The Summerween Trickster!" said Soos, "You man you dudes are in crazy bonkers trouble."

"How are we going to get that much candy in one night?" asked Dipper.

"All right!" said Mable rallying the troops, "Some people might say getting cursed by a horrible monster is a bad thing."

"I wet myself!" said Grenda.

"But that monster messed with the wrong group! With Marvelous' kindness, Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength, Dipper's brains, Happy and Carla's kitty cat adorableness and Soos… here… We'll get those 500 pieces of candy!" cheered Mabel.

This made everyone but Dipper and Carla cheer.

"To the streets!" yelled Mabel.

"But I'm sick remember!" said Dipper.

"You'll be fine!" said Mabel, "To the streets!"

Mabel dragged Dipper and they headed into the town to save their lives.

Meanwhile at the Guild Hall, a bunch of trick-or-treaters showed up.

"Trick or Treat!" they said.

Lucy, Lisanna and Levy all answered it. Lucy was dressed like a maid (it was inside joke between, her, Natsu and Happy), Lisanna was dressed like a cat and Levy was dressed like Belle in her blue dress.

"Oh all of you saw so cute!" laughed Lisanna.

"I like your costume too!" said one of the little girls to Levy.

"Thank you." Said Levy.

"Yeah! You never see anyone dress up her in that dress!" said the little girl.

Levy laughed.

"Why would someone dress like a maid?" asked one of the little boys.

"It's better if you don't know." Said Lucy.

Once the kids were given the candy the three headed back inside.

"This is really fun"! said Lisanna.

"I know!" said Lucy.

Erza was sitting at the bar, worried.

"You okay Erza?" asked Mirajane who was dressed like a Devil.

"I'm just worried about the kids." Said Erza, "I didn't tell them why I never brought them up here for Summerween."

"Really why?" asked Mirajane.

"There's a monster called the Summerween Trickster, my first Summerween I fought him, but I heard he keeps coming back." Explained Erza.

"That does sound bad." Said Mirajane, "But they'll be fine."

"Yeah!" said Natsu hearing this conversation (he was also dressed like a dragon), "Wendy's not the type to brag… she can take are of it."

"What is Wendy's magic?" asked Erza, "She called it Sky Magic and I know healing was involved."

Natsu laughed "You see…"

Before he could say anything they heard the sounds of eggs hitting the Guild Hall.

"Looks like we finally got some Prankster." Said Bickslow who as dressed like ghost face.

"Don't worry." Said Freed dressed like a prince, "The trap I set is deigned to be reusable."

Outside the group that egged the guild started running, that was when they hit an invisible wall that glowed with letters when they hit it.

"What the hell!" yelled one of them.

That was when words appeared on the invisible wall.

"Any all pranksters can't leave until they are given a fright?" read one of them.

"What the hell does that mean?" asked another of them.

"So I see you egged the guild." Said Makarov stepping out dressed like a clown.

"What is for you old man." Said one of them.

"Yeah you're tiny!" said another of them.

Makarov laughed menacingly then he grew giant sized laughing even moor manically.

The prankster all started running away terrified.

The guild watched through the doorway and laughed.

"All right!" yelled Natsu, "Mine turn next!"

"No way!" yelled Gajeel dressed like a punk rocker, "It's my turn!"

"No way! A real man is going to do to it!" yelled Elfman dressed like some kind of monster.

"Sorry boys!" said Mirajane she held up the official list of who was going to do it her name was next she gave a kind sweet smile, "But if there's more I'm next!"

Everyone in the guild froze.

"Those poor kids." Said Juvia dressed like a girl form the 50s.

"It's they're fault for messing with the guild hall." Said Gray who was wearing nothing but a bow tie and his underwear…

Yes that was his costume…

Meanwhile the kids were getting ready to Tick-or-treat.

"You know we could just buy the candy." Said Dipper.

"But it takes away the fun out of Trick or treat or die." Said Mabel.

"I'm trying to take the die out of trick or treat or die." Said Dipper.

Carla was flying his head.

"I know you're faking it." Whimpered Carla.

"What?" asked Dipper .

"I know you're not sick." Muttered Carla, "It was clearest thing in my vision."

"Look… I have my reason okay…" muttered Dipper.

"We better live…" muttered Carla.

"I know, I know…" muttered Dipper.

They went to Lazy Susan's house. Who was ball of yarn and covered in cats.

"Trick-or-treat!" they all said.

"Is everyone in costume?" asked Lazy Susan.

She began to look at all of them.

"A chimney sweep." She said to Grenda.

"The elephant man." She said to Soos.

"An insurance salesman." She said to Happy.

"A squeegee." She said to Candy.

"A muffin." She said to Marvelous.

"An albino monkey." She said to Carla.

"An ant farm." She said to Mable.

She looked at Dipper.

"What are you dressed like?" she asked.

"Nothing… I'm not dressed like anything." Said Dipper, "Can you hurry it up."

"I see…" muttered Lazy Susan.

She gave everyone but Dipper one piece of candy.

They looked at their candy and saw it was "Loser Candy".

"7 pieces!" yelled Dipper, "How are we going opt make it in time?"

"Got to up our game…" said Mabel, "Put on your costume!"

"I said I'm too sick to." Said Dipper.

He tried to ignore the glare from Carla.

"Oh really?" asked the Trickster showing up, he took candy from Soos' bucket, "I've seen better…"

He walked over to a Jack-o-Melon and blew out the candle.

"Tick-tock." Said the Trickster as he left.

"What were you saying about too sick?" asked Mabel.

Back at the Guild Hall, there screams filled the air.

Mirajane walked in like nothing happened.

"That was fun." Said Mirajane.

"How strong is she?" asked Panther Lily just like a lion.

"She's not as strong as she used to be…" scoffed Gajeel.

"IT good to see her magic back." Said Erza.

"If you say so." Said Gildarts dressed like Shanks from One Piece (someone saw the picture online and showed it to him saying he had to dress that way for Summerween).

"Go talk to her!" whispered Lucy to Jellal.

She pushed Jellal to Erza.

Erza looked at Jellal who was dressed like Luigi.

"You didn't pick out your costume, did you?" asked Erza.

"No…" said Jellal, "I said I was fine with anything."

"That explains it." Laughed Erza.

"And Cana's she didn't pick her own." Said Jellal.

Cana was dressed like a woman from Victorian times, she didn't look happy.

Once again an inside joke.

"I'm picking my costume for Halloween." She muttered.

They saw something by the doorway that was white.

"We got some gets throwing toilet paper." Said Panther Lily.

"Seriously eggs and toilet paper, what is with these pranks?" asked Evergreen dressed like a fairy.

"They don't have magic remember." Said Laxus.

"It's Natsu's turn!" said Mirajane checking the list.

"All right!" yelled Natsu lighting himself on fire.

He ran outside.

"YOU DARE INSULT THE MIGHTY DEMON LORD IGNEEL!" yelled Natsu.

"Holy crap! That guy actually lit himself on fire!" yelled one of prankster.

"So." Said Erza, "Did you sign up to scare off those pranksters?"

"No, I didn't' think I should." Said Jellal.

"Why not?" asked Erza.

"I don't want to bring about any more suffering." Said Jellal.

Erza sighed, she should haven't known that would be the answer.

The tow sat in silence.

That was when Jellal noticed Lucy and Mirajane giving him weird signals.

He sighed...

Those two just had to try to set him and Erza together…

Back in Town, Mabel unveiled Dipper's costume.

"Introducing for the first time in public…" said Mabel.

Turns out Dipper's costume was a jar of Peanut butter complete with a peanut hat.

"Peanut butter and jelly!" said Mabel.

They all went "Awwww…."

"You two are so cute together!" said Marvelous.

"I'm going opt make you Internet famous." Said Candy taking a picture with her phone.

"Delete that." Muttered Dipper, "Can't we just get it over with?"

They began to chant "Over with! Over with!"

They went to a house.

"Hey do you think this is going to turn to the tide?" asked Dipper.

A the large yet sweet biker opened the door. Dipper and Mabel did a dance routine that ended with them saying "TWINS!"

The biker tears up and gave them the bowl of candy.

And they Trick-or-Treated, getting a ton of candy thanks to the Twins routine. Eventually they got 499 pieces.

"All right! We're almost there!" said Mabel, "Just one more piece!"

"And it's only 8:30, perfect timing." Said Dipper.

Mabel hugged Dipper, "And your cough went away!"

"All right!" said Happy, "Let's go get it!"

"I'll watch the candy." Said Dipper.

"And I'll go get the truck! Soos away!" yelled Soos.

The girls and Happy went to one more house.

As they left Carla looked at Dipper one more time before flying towards Wendy.

"Are you okay Carla?" asked Marvelous.

"I don't think we're out of the woods yet." Sighed Carla.

They rang the bell and a man wearing a white shirt and black tie opened the door.

"Trick-or-treat." Said the man then he laughed, "Boy your costumes are swell. It's good to see you again!"

"Thank you Mr. Strange!" said Marvelous.

"You know him?" asked Mabel.

"I took a couple jobs cleaning his yard." Said Marvelous, "And buying him bread…"

"I love bread, but you kids are here for candy." Said Mr. Strange (who's first name was Tad).

He gave them all candy.

"Ooh… he gave us good candy." Said Mable as they left.

"At least we got some to spare!" said Grenda.

They got back to where Dipper was, he was no longer wearing his costume and was talking to Robbie and Wendy about a Party he going to go to.

"You're going to a party?" asked Mabel.

"Well… I…" said Dipper.

Mabel took one of the pieces that wasn't as good as the rest and threw it at Dipper.

"That's why you're acting so weird and wanting to hurry it up! You're not sick at all!" said Mabel, "If it wasn't for this crazy monster! You were going to ditch me on our favorite holiday!"

Dip[per wanted to reposed, however the glare from Carla shut him up.

"What happened to the Dipper that used to love Halloween?" asked Mabel, "And where's all the candy?"

"Don't worry is behind this bush!" said Dipper.

Turns out behind the bush was a creek… which the wheelbarrow fell over into and now most of the candy was gone.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!" yelled Mabel.

"I… uh…" said Dipper.

"Guys…" said Grenda.

They saw that all of the Jack-Melons were going out.

"This looks bad…" said Carla.

"Aye…" said Happy.

However they saw one Jack-O-melon still lit but it was going opt be put out by Old Man McGucket.

"Happy! Steal that Jack-o-Mellon!" yelled Mabel.

"Aye Mabel!" yelled Happy.

He flew over to steal the Jack-o-Mellon from the old man.

"Darn flying possum stole my melon!" they heard Old Man McGucket yell.

"Here it is." Said Happy.

He gave it to Mabel they all breathed a sigh of relief.

However this sigh caused the flame to go out.

"Times up!" said the Trickster showing up.

They all gasped in horror.

"Where the candy?" asked the Trickster.

"We don't' have it!" said Dipper, "But I'm sure we can still get it!"

"That was your last chance!" said the Trickster.

The trickster turned into a more monstrous bulbous form.

"Everyone get back!" said Marvelous, "I'll handle him!"

"Are you sure? "asked Mabel.

Marvelous nodded and began to suck in air crating a strange slurping sound.

"Sky Dragon Roar!" called out Marvelous.

She breathed out a large tornado that ripped into the Trickster tearing him apart.

The four that were native to Earth gaped.

"You know you might want to start to do some bragging." Said Happy.

Carla didn't respond to this.

"No way…" said Dipper.

"You're a Dragon Slayer?" asked Mabel.

"I am." Said Marvelous, "Sorry I should have told you earlier… but I'm not that good at using offensive spells… so it had to be a last resort thing…"

"That's amazing! I didn't know you were a Dragon Slayer!" said Grenda, "What's a Dragon Slayer?"

"It's time for Pro. Happy's class about Fairy Tail!" said Happy, "Today's topic: Dragon Slayers. Dragon Slayer Magic is a lost magic that only Dragons seem to know. Fairy Tail currently has three Dragon Slayers, Wendy who uses Sky Dragon Slayer magic, Natsu who uses Fire Dragon Slayer Magic and Gajeel who uses Iron Dragon Slayer Magic. All three have the ability to eat their element which they gain magic from… Also the three of were raised by Dragons that disappeared the same day years ago. Not only that but there's also Artificial Dragon Slayers who have Lacrima planted with Dragon Slayer Magic in them. Laxus is one such an example who has Lighting Dragon Slayer Magic but he wasn't raised by a dragon like the other three. I haven't gotten a chance to see him eat lighting yet, but I'm sure it's cool! Anyways… Class Demised."

They all stared at Happy.

"Wow… you really got into the teacher routine." Said Dipper.

"I'm not talking to you…" muttered Happy glaring at him.

Dipper sighed as Soos drove up.

"Did I miss something?" asked Soos.

They got into his truck. With Carla sitting on Marvelous' lap while Happy went with Candy.

"So… wow… I didn't know that Wendy was so powerful…" he said Mabel.

Mabel didn't respond.

Then she noticed something in the rear view window.

The Trickster was reforming himself.

The Trickster jumped on the truck, while severing they managed to get it off, however the truck ended up crashing into the Summerween Super Store.

"Is everyone okay?" asked Marvelous.

They saw the Trickster was heading their way.

"We're worry about injuries later, we have opt hide." Said Dipper.

They all hid in some of the shelves. With Mabel and Dipper taking one, while Candy and Grenda too k another, while Marvelous and the Exceed took a third, Soos was hiding in some costumes.

"IT's blocking our only exit." Said Dipper, "We have to remain quiet."

"Oh now you're worried about the monster." Said Mabel, "I thought all you cared was about Wendy!"

Happy nearby looked confused.

"Other Wendy." said Carla.

"Oh yeah…" said Happy.

"Mabel you know that's not true!" said Dipper he sighed, "I felt like I was a little too old to go Trick or Treating…"

Mabel sighed, "That's why we needed to go trick-or-treating… There's not that many Halloweens Left! I guess I didn't' think that was our last one…"

"So… should I be…" said Happy.

"Let's talk about it later…" whispered Marvelous.

They heard a roar.

"We have to escape!" said Candy.

"What if he sees us?" asked Grenda.

"If only there were disguises, something we could cover our faces and bodies with." Said Soos.

Remember he was hiding in a costume rack.

They all managed to don new costumes in order to get away from the Trickster (hooded robes for the children, a gorilla costume for Soos while the cats just wore buckets on their heads. They were just at the door when they noticed Soos was back at the skull bowls.

"Soos! No!" called out Mabel.

""Hey… sorry ,but dafter tonight I need some levity." Said Soos.

He pressed the skull but nothing happened.

They breathed a sigh of relief.

"Good they're out of batteries." Said Mabel.

However Soos took out some batteries and put them in.

"Really?" asked Carla.

Soos pressed the skull.

"You're right on the nose there… but wait I don't have a nose!" said the skull.

Soos laughed, "He's the voice of the generation!" laughed Soos.

Needless to say the Trickster showed up and ate him.

Thankfully there were some toy weapons nearby, so Dipper grabbed one of the swords and ran towards the Trickster.

He cut off one his arms anted he began to bleed salt water taffy.

"What?" asked Dipper.

The trickster tried to grab him but he hacked off the arm and the Trickster still bled candy.

"What are you?" asked Dipper.

"You really haven't figured it out… have you?" asked the Trickster.

That was when he removed his mask.

"Look at my face!" he yelled out.

He face was made of candy.

"It's loser candy!" yelled Mabel, "It's all loser candy!"

"That's right! Did you ever stop and think about all of the candy on the bottom of the bag that no one likes? Every year the children of Gravity Falls throw away the "rejected" candy into the dump." Explained the Trickster, "So I seek revenge on every child who dares cast me aside. I am made up of every piece of black licorice, every old bar of chocolate with like that white stuff… you know the stuff!"

"I HATE THAT STUFF!" yelled Mabel.

"So you won't eat me now I'm going to eat you!" said the Trickster.

The Trickster was about to grab them when suddenly there was a sound coming from the Trickster's body and out popped Soos.

"'Sup bro!" said Soos.

All of the kids gaped at this.

The trickster began to vomit jelly beans.

"Dudes you want of this?" asked Soos.

They all shook their heads no.

"Great the more for me"! said Soos.

"Wait you actually think I taste good?" asked the dying Trickster.

"Yeah… I guess… it's still candy." Said Soos.

"That's all I ever wanted to hear!" cried the Trickster crying candy corn.

"Crying makes it a little weird." Said Soos he takes some more bites, "I'm still eating it."

There was an awkward silence.

"Well… that's one way to defeat a monster…" said Carla.

"I've been meaning to ask is this normal for Summerween and Halloween?" asked Happy.

That was when Gorney popped out of the chest.

"'Sup Gorney!" said Soos.

"I've been traumatized." Said Gorney with his adorable lisp.

They all went back to the Mystery Shack, they passed by a pair of screaming kids.

Stan dramatized them after they saw him in his underwear.

They got to the living room where Stan was watching a terrible B Movie.

"Hi Grunkle Stan." Said Mabel.

"Hey Stan." Said Dipper.

"How's it hanging. "said Stan.

"Okay…" said Mabel.

They noticed Wendy was nearby carving a Jack-o-Melon.

"Wendy!" said Dipper surprised.

"I didn't see you at the party, where you?" asked Wendy.

"Trick-or-treating with my sister." Said Dipper wrapping his arm around Mabel.

Wendy smiled not caring, "The party was lame anyways, Robbie ate a lollypop stick first on a bet and had to leave early."

Dipper laughed.

"So how did it go?" asked Wendy.

"We were attacked by a giant monster made of candy!" yelled Happy.

That was when Erza and Laxus entered the room.

"You were attacked by the Trickster?" asked Erza she sighed, "This is why I never brought you up here for Summerween."

"Wait you knew?" asked Dipper.

"Why didn't you warn any of us?" asked Happy.

Erza was about to say something but found she couldn't.

"So how was the Guild Party?" asked Stan.

"Freed set up a trap to catch Pranksters and we scared them off." Said Laxus, "After all these year's Erza's still got it."

(Flashback)

"Your turn Erza!" said Mirajane.

Erza stepped out at some 20 something's.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked Erza.

"Oh look! We have some mom who's trying to be hip with it by dressing up like a character from my little pony!" laughed one of the guys.

That was when Erza requiped into armor and was black and spikey. She summoned a weapon that seemed to be a mix of a sword and mace and used it to cut down a nearby rock.

The pranksters all ran away screaming.

(End of Flashback)

"All right mom!" cheered Mabel.

"Yeah, but Lucy's was the best, she managed to convince Virgo to look like a zombie." Said Erza.

"We have to do that next tear… or October… whenever." Said Mabel with a shrug, "But it's too bad we didn't' get any candy…"

"You want some candy?" asked Stan taking the bags that were left by the traumatized kids.

They all ate the candy while watching the B-Movie.

"You know what kids… I realized something. Summerween isn't about candy costumes , or even scaring people. It's about celebrating with your family the one thing that's truly important… PURE EVIL!" said Stan who began to laugh evilly and everyone decided to join in.

When they stopped Soos said this "I ate a man alive tonight."

Those that didn't know the context stared at him, Laxus who was sitting next to him even scooted away a little.

And so the Twins learned an important lesson about Halloween, that it was time for them to stop tick-or-treating…

Although they have a new transition to look forward to, the Guild Party and messing with pranksters…

Next Time: Mabel is hating Stan's way of managing his employees. So she and Stan make a bet, Mabel runs the Shack while Stan goes on vacation... Whoever makes the most money wins! But with Stan winning big on a game show, can Mabel win? Find out next time!

A/N: Yeah... I added a Tad Strange cameo... I couldn't help my self... he's my new favorite background character...