A/N: I meant to get this up yesterday, but I have some heat related computer problems (stupid heat wave) Anyways enjoy!
Chapter 20: Carpet Diem
Dipper and Mabel created their own Mini-Golf Course in their room. It was created by the junk in the room.
Dipper took a shot, it went through the window and they heard Stan yelling.
"Stan shot! Is that legal?" asked Dipper.
Waddles who was keeping score just ate the scorecard.
"No it's out of bounds." Laughed Mabel.
"Your out of bounds." Said Dipper.
The two joked until Mabel's alarm clock was set off.
"Oh it looks like I'm going to hang out with the girls tonight." Said Mabel.
"Seriously, you're going to ditch me to hang with them… I kind of understand Wendy and Carla since they're still getting used to this world… but…" said Dipper.
Then he noticed things…
"Sleeping bags… rom-coms… calling call boys…" said Dipper, "Don't tell you're having a…"
"Sleep-over!" called out Candy and Grenda. As they entered the room.
"Hi Dipper…" said Marvelous nervously.
"Your mom says your key on the living room table." Said Carla.
Dipper sighed.
When the Guild Dorms were built there were extra rooms built in just in case.
In fact one of the rooms in the men's dorm and two of the rooms in the woman's dorm were given to the Pines, just in case they needed them.
"Just let me pack." Said Dipper.
As he packed, this was the conversation.
"Okay… so much do you like boys?" asked Mabel.
"I love them!" yelled Grenda.
"Boys make me think about kissing!" said Candy.
"Well I don't think about them that often…" admitted Marvelous.
"What seriously?" asked Mabel.
"In Earthland there' a lot more important things than boys." Pointed out Carla.
"Well you're not in Earthland anymore!" said Mabel.
"I'm all packed up!" said Dipper leaving before any of them could get the idea of giving him a make over.
He made his way to the living where his mother was setting up her bed for the night.
"You got everything." Said Erza.
"Yeah." Said Dipper.
"If you eat breakfast at the Guild remember to put it to my tab." Said Erza.
Dipper nodded and grabbed his dorm key.
He soon made it to Fairy Woods, AKA the men's dorm.
He made his way in remembering that his room was on the second floor.
He passed by the room with signs reading "Freed", "Bickslow", "Jellal" and "Makarov".
When he passed by Freed's room, the door opened.
"Oh hey Dipper? Finally need to use your room?" asked Bickslow.
"Yeah…" admitted Dipper.
"So what happen? Room got destroyed?" asked Bickslow.
"Mabel's having a sleepover." Said Dipper.
The stuffed animals (he had yet to get replacements) all stared at him.
"What's the problem with that?" asked Bickslow.
"With that? With that?" repeated the stuffed toys.
"Trust me… it's not pretty." Said Dipper.
He got to his door and opened it. It was a rather lain room with just a bed. He got changed and settled into hos bed.
It was the middle of the night when suddenly there was a crash.
"Gildarts!" yelled Makarov.
"Sorry!" he heard Gildarts call out.
"Oh come on Gildarts! I was sleeping!" he heard Natsu yell.
"What were you doing out all night?" he heard Gray yell.
"Hey is it my fault that the only thing I can do to bond with my daughter is go out drinking?" asked Gildarts.
"That's a terrible excuse you and know it!" he heard Elfman yell.
"There's going on jobs you know that!" he heard Makarov yell.
This arguing last about 10 minutes… the physical fighting began… and that last a well in the wee hours of them morning.
The next morning Dipper sat at the bar eating some pancakes.
"You okay?" asked Levy sitting next to him.
"I had to sleep in the men's dorm last night." Said Dipper, "IT was fine at first."
"Hey don't blame me for anything my dad does…" said Cana nearby.
"Go on a job with him!" yelled Makarov, "Or at least don't bond with hymn late at night."
Levy began to at his head.
At the mystery shack the Sleep Over guests all woke up.
"What happened?" asked Mabel with "Party Gurl" written on her head.
She saw Candy taped to the celling.
"What's up, Party Girl?" asked Candy.
"I think I'm stuck…" said Marvelous sandwiched between two mattresses.
Carla was trying to get the mattress off her.
Grenda came out of the closest with make up on her face.
"I don't know who I was kissing but it was awesome!" yelled Grenda.
"Breakfast?" asked Mabel.
"Breakfast!" cheered Grenda.
"Candy falls down now." Said Candy at she fell down from the celling and crashing into part of their mini-golf course.
As the girl's ate breakfast Dipper showed up still tired.
"You okay?" asked Marvelous.
"I need to take a nap…" said Dipper.
He headed up to the room.
"Mabel!" yelled Dipper .
"Shouldn't you go up to talk to him." Said Carla.
"He's fine… he's not at magic goes out of control level of anger." Said Mabel.
"Is that how you justify it?" asked Carla.
After Breakfast Mabel went up to talk to her brother was fixing his bed.
"Mabel…" muttered Dipper.
"so… did you have fun last night at the dorms?" asked Mabel.
"Gildarts came home late last night… what do you think happened?" asked Dipper .
"Yeesh." Said Mabel.
"Okay we need to set some ground rules"! said Dipper "No more sleep overs."
"Fine! But you need stop reading at night." Said Mabel.
"How can reading be bothering you?" asked Dipper.
Well to be fair, Dipper tended to talk to himself and click his pen in thought whenever he was reading a mystery book.
"Well at least my braces don't whistle when I speak." Said Dipper.
"Well at least I wash my clothes every once in a while." Said Mabel.
"I'm a busy guy, washing clothes takes a lot of time…" muttered Dipper.
Mabel began to meow.
"Do that one more time…" growled Dipper.
Mabel continued to meow.
"All that's it! Maybe we shouldn't share a room any more" said Dipper.
"What?" asked Mabel, "Well.. uh… Fine!"
"Double fine!" yelled Dipper.
"Fine!" yelled Mabel.
They went downstairs to talk to their mother.
"Sorry but you can't move rooms." Said Erza, "And besides this is only temporary remember, when I finally find a good house you'll have your own rooms."
"But mom!" cried Mabel.
"I sleep in the living room remember." Pointed out Erza.
"Yeah… there's no extra rooms!" said Stan, "And you know that…"
"Yeah… unless there's a secret hidden room." Said Erza.
"Hey dudes! I found a secret hidden room!" they heard Soos call out.
"Again?" asked Dipper .
Both of them went to where they heard Soos' voice.
Erza looked at Stan who sighed.
They followed the twins.
"So I was dusting this old book case and boom, I found a secret hidden door." Said Soos.
They all entered the room, which was a rather nice room with a calendar from 1982 on the wall.
"Oh classy!" said Mabel.
They began to look around the room as the two adults came upstairs.
Dipper noticed a shag carpet had a tag that read "Experiment 78"
"What is this room?" asked Dipper.
"Just a room I have to clean up." Said Stan.
He found a pair glasses, he grabbed them and hid them with only Erza noticing what he did.
Mabel was doing snow angels in the shag carpet.
"This carpet is amazing." Said Mabel.
"Sure if you like awful things." Said Stan.
Dipper noticed the key to the room.
"That settles it." Said Dipper, "I'm taking this room."
"What why? We both saw the room at the same time!" said Mabel.
"Can it! Neither one of you gets the room. "said Stan grabbing the key from them.
He handed the key to Erza.
"What?" asked Erza.
"Look you can't sleep in the Living Room forever." Said Stan.
"It's only going to be until I get my own house." Said Erza.
"And when that's going to be." Said Stan.
Erza sighed knowing Stan wouldn't take no for an answer.
After all unlike the kids she knew the secret to the room.
Mable looked like she was going to say something.
"Remember living here is temporary." Sid Erza.
The twins started pouting.
"This room is dusty! It needs to be cleaned!" said Stan.
"I'll do it." Said Soos.
"No you have to clean the rest of the house." Said Stan, "Laxus! Wendy! I need you to do something for me"!
Not too long later, Wendy and Laxus was cleaning it up.
"I can't believe he's making us clean it up." Said Wendy.
"Hey don't think of it doing it for Stan, think of it for doing it for Erza." Said Laxus.
"Good point." Said Wendy.
Laxus touched the shag carpeting.
"Great… it's full of static." Said Laxus.
"If you want to I can handle it." Said Wendy.
"It will be fine." Said Laxus, "I doubt it will react to my magic."
In another room, Erza was talking with Stan.
"Are you sure about giving me that room." Said Erza.
"Hey Erza, you deserve it." Said Stan.
"But that room..." Said Erza.
Stan took out the glasses and looked at them.
"One day…" he said.
Erza sighed, she knew she had to tell him.
"Stan… there's something I need to tell you." Said Erza.
Meanwhile in another place, Soos saw Waddles rolling around on the floor.
"Oh if only I knew what it was like to be a pig." Mused Soos, "That would be nice!"
In the twins room, Dipper was reading a book while clicking his pen when Mabel entered.
"Really!" yelled Mable.
"What now I can't read during the day?"{ asked Dipper.
"Remember it's temporary! It's temporary!" muttered Mabel.
The tow began to glare at each other.
Back in the newly found room, Laxus turned out on the vacuum.
Unfriendly for him the combination of the carpet, the vacuum, the static and his own magic something a massive an electrical charge that covered the entire house engulfing everyone inside.
"What just happened?" asked Laxus.
"Don't ask me…" said Wendy.
They looked at each other and started screaming.
In the room where Erza and Stan were talking.
"Okay what the hell just happen?" asked Erza.
"I don't' know…" said Stan.
Both of them looked at each other and screaming.
However once Stan stopped screaming he went into the fetal position and starting muttering, "Not again! Not again! NOT AGAIN!"
Erza looked at her body.
"Huh… I wonder…" said Erza.
Back in the twins room.
"Ow… what was that?" asked Mabel.
"I don't know… but I feel weaker than usual…" muttered Dipper.
Both of them looked at each other and screamed.
So much so that Dipper had to run to the bathroom to vomit.
Back in Erza's room… the two that were in there.
"Okay you calm… I don't you freaking out right now." Said Wendy, "Because if you freak out…"
"Please you think I'd freak out over this… we just have to find Dipper." Said Laxus.
"Oh yeah, that weird Journal he has." Said Wendy.
That was hewn they heard retching sounds from the bathroom.
They went to check what it was.
They found Dipper puking.
"Hey Dipper you okay?" asked Laxus.
Dipper suddenly screamed then emptied out his stomach from more.
Wendy sighed.
"Hey Dipper…" said Wendy, "You okay… buddy?"
"Don't call me Dipper!" yelled Dipper, "Why am I so sweaty!"
"You're not Dipper… are you?" asked Laxus.
That was there was a smacking sound.
"OW! You punched me"! they heard Erza yell.
"What were you thinking just now!" yelled Stan.
"But this is your body!" yelled Erza.
"I don't care… besides I know it can take more than your left hook!" yelled Stan.
"Mabel did you hear?" asked Mabel during into the hallway, "I think Mom and Stan switched too!"
That was when she noticed Laxus and Wendy.
"It was just a joke.." said Mabel.
Laxus and Wendy looked at each other.
Laxus bent down to Mabel.
"Relax Dipper… it's me…" said Laxus.
Mabel's eyes widened.
"Wendy?" asked Mabel.
Laxus nodded.
Indeed Wendy and Laxus has switched bodies, as did Mabel and Dipper.
"Great… I don't think your mom is taking it well." Said Laxus/Wendy (AKA Laxus in Wendy's body).
"Why?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
"I take it she never told you…" said Laxus/Wendy.
"Told us what?" asked Mabel/Dipper.
Sometime later they managed to calm down Stan and Erza who of course switched bodies.
And Erza/Stan told them a story that she never told them.
"I never told you this story before… but this is not the first time I've switched bodies with someone." Said Erza/Stan.
"Why didn't you tell us before?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
Wendy/Laxus laughed, "It's because of who she switched bodies with…"
"How do you even know the story?" asked Erza/Stan.
"Come on, you think that the few people who didn't up getting switched wouldn't mentioned the story?" asked Laxus/Wendy.
Erza/Stan seemed to blush.
"You switched bodies before?" asked Mabel/Dipper.
Erza/Stan groaned knowing she would have to tell the story.
"The real story when we got back from Galuna, the master wasn't there. So Natsu decided to try a translation job to kill time and it turned out the thing he attempted to do was a spell that switched people's bodies…" muttered Erza/Stan.
"Oh come on that sounds like something you would look back and laugh at…" said Mabel/Dipper.
"I was switched with Happy." Said Erza/Stan.
There was an awaked silence in the room.
"Yeah… that is something you would keep hidden for years…" said Dipper/Mabel..
"We should find Soos…" said Dipper/Mabel, "He's probably the only who wasn't switched… so he might be able to help us."
That was when Waddles wandered into the room.
"Hey guys look! I'm a pig!" said Waddles who now could talk, "Wait… can you even understand me or am I oinking? "
Erza/Stan face palmed.
"Looks like Happy isn't the most embarrassing body switch…" said Laxus/Wendy.
"Oh come on it's not all bad!" said Stan. Erza, "I mean…"
"You're not doing anything in my body!" yelled Erza/Stan.
She tried to glare but it was wasn't' very effective in Stan's body.
"Wait… what's' going on?" asked Soos/Waddles.
"You're not the only one who switched bodies." Said Dipper/Mabel.
"Seriously! Why do I have to be in this body." Said Mabel/Dipper, "He's so weak and sweaty …"
"Hey! Having braces is terrible… how do you deal with them?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
Erza/Stan suddenly groaned.
"Are you in constant pain?" asked Erza/Stan.
"I'm an old man." Said Stan/Erza, "Also a mother of twins shouldn't loo k this good… I mean…"
"Do you want me to punch you again?" asked Erza/Stan.
"Seriously!" yelled Stan/Erza.
The other two began to bicker.
"Stop fighting now! All right!" yelled Wendy/Laxus as lighting crackled.
"Whoa dude!" said Soos/Waddles.
Wendy/Laxus stared at the body she was inhabiting.
"Looks like the magic stays with our bodies…" said Erza/Stan.
"Not surprised, considering that Lacrima in mine." ,muttered Wendy/Laxus.
"Dipper, do you think you figure out what's going on?" asked Erza/Stan.
"I think I left it my room." Said Mabel/Dipper going to the room.
"We need to find Soos' body." Said Erza/Stan.
"I don't think it could have gotten far… I mean what would a pig do?" asked Mabel/Dipper.
Turns out Waddles/Soos needed up meeting a woman and was sort of showing her around town.
Dipper in Mabel's body searched through the Journal, there wasn't anything about body swap.
"I can't find anything." Muttered Dipper/Mabel.
Dipper went back into the meeting room.
"Nothing." Said Dipper/Mabel.
"Oh come on!" yelled Mabel/Dipper.
"We have to figure out what caused the switch…" Erza/Stan.
That was when there was a knock on the door.
"Who could that be?" asked Stan/Erza.
"Oh no! Oh no! It's Levy!" said Dipper/Mabel.
"Okay that's bad…" said Erza/Stan.
"Did she make things worse last time?" asked Laxus/Wendy.
"Wait worse?" asked Wendy/Laxus.
"She did." Sighed Erza/Stan, "You see ordinal there were only three swaps… me and Happy… Lucy and Gray and Natsu and Loke… Levy tried to fix it… and she did it for Gray and Lucy… but then she made more swaps happen…"
"Seriously?" asked Stan/Erza.
"Should we just turn her away?" asked Wendy/Laxus.
"I think we should get her to help us." Said Dipper, "I mean she one of the smartest in the Guild…"
"Dipper's got a point." Said Laxus/Wendy, "We need as much help as we can since we can… especially since we don't know the cause of this."
"Thank you!" said Dipper/Mable who seemed existed.
"That's Laxus saying that…" whispered Mabel/Dipper.
"I know…" sighed Dipper/Mabel.
Dipper/Mabel was the one to open the door.
"Oh hey Mabel… is Dipper around or he still tired from last night?" asked Levy.
"Levy! Please we need your help with something!" said Dipper/Mabel.
"What do you need… help with…" said Levy recognized that tone of voice, "Oh no… please don't tell me…"
"I'm dipper…" sighed Mabel.
"Does your mom know…" sighed Levy.
"She's in Stan's body…" sighed Dipper/Mabel.
"Bad news!" yelled Mabel/Dipper, "We can't find Soos' body."
"What?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
"This is bad!" yelled Soos/Waddles.
Levy looked like she was crying.
"Please tell me it wasn't the Changeling Spell…" said Levy.
"We have no idea what caused it." Said Dipper/Mabel/
Levy could only face palm.
After calming don Levy.
"Before we can fix it I think we should try to find Soos' body." Said Erza/Stan.
"You two should do it." Said Stan/Erza pointing to the switched twins
"What?" asked Mabel/Dipper.
"You two are the only two who can leave the shack right now." Said Erza/Stan, "I'm not letting him out in my body who knows what he'll do."
"Who's to say I'll do something?" asked Stan/Erza.
Everyone gave him a look.
"I'm worried I might lose control of Laxus' magic and I think he might end up punching Robbie forgetting he's in my body." Said Wendy/Laxus.
"What about you Stan… I mean Erza." Said Levy.
"I'm not leaving the house like this…" said Erza/Stan, "I know it's less embarrassing than Happy… but still, I don't' want anyone to know I got body swapped again."
"Seriously?" asked Stan/Erza.
"Plus I'm having back spasms…" admitted Erza/Stan.
"I get those sometimes…" said Stan/Erza.
"I'm going to help find my body too!" said Soos.
"Fine but you're on a leash." Said Erza/Stan.
"Okay…" said Soos, "Wait what?"
And so the body swapped Twins, Levy (since she was the only one who knew about this and wasn't swapped) and Soos/Waddles searched for Waddles/Soos.
The twins glared at each other from the corners of their eyes.
"So… did something happen between you two?" asked Levy.
Neither answered.
"Do I have to be on a leash?" Soos asked again.
"That pig just talked!" yelled a woman.
"Magic!" said Levy.
"Oh you're one of those wizards… never mind…" said the woman with a shrug.
"McGucket tried to eat you twice…" said Dipper, "It's better if you're on a leash."
"Hey! There's that pig again!" yelled Old Man McGucket.
For the last time! He's a pet!" yelled Mabel/Dipper.
"Let's hope we find Waddles soon." Sighed Dipper/Mabel, "I mean being in public feel like something bad is going to happen."
That was when Grenda suddenly showed up and kidnapped Dipper/Mabel.
"Did Grenda just…" sighed Mabel/Dipper.
"She did." Sighed Levy.
"So do follow them or do we find my body…" said Soos.
"We find your body of course." Said Mabel/Dipper.
"Mabel…" sighed Levy.
"Fine… we find out what my friends are doing with Dipper." Said Mabel/Dipper.
Meanwhile Dipper/Mabel was brought to Fairy Forest, the woman's dorms.
"What's going on?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
"You weren't answering your phone and Marvelous felt bad about what happened to Dipper so she wants to see we could have start having the sleep overs in her room." Said Grenda.
Dipper/Mabel was dragged into the dorms.
They got to the door with the names "Wendy and Carla" on it. They entered the room, where Marvelous, Candy and Carla were waiting for them.
"So you girls don't mind that we have it here from now." Said Marvelous.
"This is a lot nicer than that at the Mystery Shack." Said Grenda, "How about we get started right now"!
"I don't know if that's a good idea…" said Dipper/Mabel..
"I have to agree." Said Carla.
"Are you feeling all right?" asked Marvelous touching Mabel's forehead.
"She'll be fine once she hears my mom's age inappropriate paranormal romance." Said Grenda.
"Oooh!" said Candy.
"I don't think any of us should reading that." Said Carla.
"Oh come on Carla have some fun." Said Grenda she began to read it, "My name is Gerard and I am a werewolf. Creature of the night… but I am also a creature of passion."
Dipper/Mabel began to shudder.
Outside of the dorms.
"All right is okay if I explain the station." Said Levy.
"They are my friends… I should let them know." Sighed Mabel/Dipper.
Levy nodded and went in figuring which room they were in.
"Do you think anyone else is going to find out?" asked Soos/Waddles.
"Hopefully not." Said Mabel/Dipper.
"Hey Dipper!" called out Lucy walking towards them with a strange snowman thing in tow.
That was Plue, one of her spirits. Since he didn't take that much magic he often hung out during down time. Apparently he was a "dog."
"You need something from the dorms?" asked Lucy.
"No Levy's getting it." Said Mabel/Dipper.
"Oh okay…" said Lucy.
Plue looked at Soos/Waddles.
"I still don't know how that thing's a dog…" said Soos/Waddles.
There was an awkward silence.
"I mean… Oink Oink!" said Soos/Waddles.
Lucy stared at the man stuck in a pig's body.
"did… Waddles just talk…" said Lucy.
Mabel/Dipper sighed knowing she would have to be let in too.
In the dorm room, Dipper/Mabel was in the fetal position rocking back and forth.
"Mabel, are you okay?" asked Marvelous.
That was when there was a knock on the door.
Candy opened it and of course it was Levy.
"Oh Levy! I'm so happy!" cried out Dipper/Mabel.
"Is something strange going on?" asked Carla.
"Well you see…" said Levy explaining the situation.
She told them about situation wen she was done.
"Seriously?" asked Grenda.
"And you're sure Natsu wasn't involved?" asked Carla.
"What?" asked Candy.
"Who told you about that?" asked Levy.
"Romeo." Said Wendy.
"Then Macao confirmed it.." said Carla.
Levy sighed.
"Wait you need to find Soos?" asked Marvelous, "I'll be able to find him!"
"Do you think you can track his scent?" asked Carla.
"It might take while but I'm sure I can find him." Said Marvelous.
They began to leave, then they noticed Dipper/Mabel was still in the fetal position.
"Maybe we should make sure… she… he is okay…" said Carla.
The others nodded.
Meanwhile in the Mystery Shack, Erza/Stan waited in the living room. That was when Stan/Erza entered the room.
"Found anything?" asked Erza/Stan.
"No…" gurgled Stan/Erza.
"Wendy and Laxus are still searching for anything strange." Erza/Stan.
"Why did he have to be so secretive?" muttered Stan/Erza, that was when he realized something, "Wait you don't think…"
"Maybe…" said Erza/Stan.
"Hey! Laxus! Wendy! Did you check the new room?" asked Stan/Erza.
"Not yet!" called Wendy/Laxus, "Should I go check it…"
"No we will"! called out Erza/Stan.
Both of them headed to Erza's new room.
Meanwhile outside the dorm, the group finally made their way out.
"Hey! Lulu!" said Levy, "You found out didn't you."
"Yeah…" sighed Lucy.
"You okay Bro-bro?" asked Mabel/Dipper.
"No…" muttered Dipper/Mabel.
"Hey come on, it could be worse." Said Lucy.
"How?" muttered Dipper/Mabel.
"Gray could be in your body." Pointed out Lucy.
Both of them stared at Lucy then realized the connotations'.
Gray's stripping habit was mental… not physical.
"So did…" said Mabel/Dipper.
"I managed to prevent him." Sighed Lucy.
"Let's just find Soos' body." Muttered Dipper/Mabel.
Back in the Mystery Shack, Erza/Stan and Stan/Erza searched the room.
That was when Erza/Stan notched the tag. She read the tag.
"I think I might have found it." Said Erza/Stan.
"Really?" asked Stan/Erza.
"Let me trying… it." Said Erza/Stan.
She began to rub his feet in the carpet building a charge then touched her body.
There was a shock knock the two the ground.
"Ow… that hurt." Muttered Stan, "What were you trying to do?"
That was when Stan realized he was in his body.
Erza pointed to the tag.
"Electron Carpet?" asked Stan.
"Atoms can switch electrons, I figured it had to do with that." Said Erza.
"How did you know that?" asked Stan.
"I used to live in area with lots of science museums." Pointed out Erza.
"And with a nerd like that son of yours…" said Stan, "Wait… how did we all switch?"
Then they noticed the vacuum.
"Lightening Wizard…" said Erza.
"Laxus!" yelled Stan.
"It really wasn't his fault…" said Erza.
"I still need to yell as someone." Muttered Stan.
Erza sighed and took out her phone.
With the now larger group searching for Soos' body.
"So what is like your brother's body?" asked Grenda.
"Sweaty… and awkward." Answered Mabel/Dipper.
Dipper/Mabel was pouting.
"It's going to be fine… hopefully you'll find a ways soon." Said Levy.
That was when Mabel's cell phone began to ring.
Dipper/Mabel grabbed.
"Don't pick it up!" cried Mabel/Dipper.
"It's mom." Said Dipper/Mabel.
"Oh… never mind." Said Mabel/Dipper.
"Hello?" asked Dipper/Mabel expecting her uncle's voice.
"Dipper. We found out the cause and I'm back in my own body…" said Erza on the other body.
"Really?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
"Yeah, we're trying to fix Wendy and Laxus right now." Said Erza on the other end.
In Erza's room.
"So it has to do with static?" asked Wendy/Laxus.
"From what Erza said." Said Stan.
"Great…" muttered Wendy/Laxus.
"Just use the carpet to zap Wendy all right." Said Stan.
"How was I supposed to know the carpet did this." Muttered Wendy/Laxus.
Wendy/Laxus touched Laxus/Wendy.
However a large zap filled the room engulfing everyone.
Yes, the volume was the initial catalyst, but still… lighting wizard plus mind switch carpet that runs on static equals bad.
On the other end. Dipper heard the noise.
"Hello! Hello Mom!" called out Dipper/Mabel.
"Hey Dipper.. you might want to stay away from the Shack for a while… things just got worse…" said Wendy's voice in Erza's tone.
That was when the phone hung up.
"What happened?" asked Lucy.
"I don't know… but something caused Mom to be in Wendy's body." Said Dipper/Mabel who shuddered.
"Oh yeah you have that massive crush on her." Said Lucy.
"How do you know?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
"That was a secret?" asked Grenda.
Back at the mystery shack things were worse, now it was a four way switch, with Stan in Laxus' body, Laxus in Erza's body, Wendy in Stan's body and as mentioned earlier Erza in Wendy's body.
"Okay… switching my body is a bad idea." Said Laxus/Erza.
"Why am I in this body now…" muttered Wendy/Stan, "It's really gross.
"Hey can I keep this body?" asked Stan/Laius flexing his muscles.
Thankfully Erza's glare translated much better in Wendy's body than Stan's.
"IT was a joke… okay…" said Stan/Laxus.
Back with the group searching for Waddles body, they found Waddles/Soos with a woman.
Mabel/Dipper at her twin inhabiting her body.
"Fine…" muttered Dipper/Mabel, "Waddles!"
Waddles/Soos noticed Dipper/Mabel and ran towards her.
"Okay… I understand something's come up, I'll give my answer later!" said the woman he was with.
"I wonder what that about." Said Marvelous.
"Something tells me I don't want to know…" said Carla.
They got back to the Mystery Shack to find Erza and Wendy outside (they managed to get back to their bodies realizing it was safe for them to go back to into their bodies).
"All of you found out?" asked Erza.
"Yeah…" sighed Lucy hugging Plue.
"Well at least you weren't in Happy this time." Assured Carla.
"How do you know about that." Said Erza.
"Romeo and Macao." Sighed Carla.
"Oh yeah… both were among the few unaffected from that day…" muttered Erza.
"What was the cause?" asked Levy.
"The carpet in my room, it switches body using static electricity. Laxus was vacuuming it at the time." Sighed Erza.
"If I knew that was going to happen I would vacuumed it." Sighed Wendy.
"So is everything fine now?" asked Dipper/Mabel.
Unfortunately they were far away from the Shack to not be effected and they were engulfed by the latest switch.
When everything cleared… things were even worse.
"Oh no! Oh no!" yelled Dipper who was now in Plue's body.
"Oh seriously! I'm the pig?" asked Carla whop was in Waddles' body.
"How did I get out here?" asked Laxus in Lucy's body, "And why am I giving back spasms."
"You have got to be kidding me"! yelled Stan in Mabel's body .
"Oh man! I feel so weak and small!" yelled Grenda in Levy's body.
"Oh wow… my smell is like crazy…" said Soos in Marvelous' body.
"I'm a cat…" sighed Erza in Carla's body, "Again…"
"Puun-pun!" cried Plue in Wendy's body.
"Oh man… I'm Soos…" sighed Lucy in Soos' body.
"I'm boy what up bros! Let's grow some mustaches." Said Candy in Dipper's body.
"I am seriously getting tired of this." Sighed Wendy in Grenda's body.
"Well this isn't too bad." Mabel in Candy's body sighed in relief.
"Everyone calm down!" said Levy in Erza's body, "I'm sure I can make a list of who's in who…"
Carla/Waddles looked around.
"Where's Wendy?" she asked.
"Yo!" said Wendy/Grenda.
"My Wendy." Corrected Carla/Waddles.
Inside the mystery shack, Marvelous was freaking out since she was in Stan's body.
"How did I get here?" she cried.
Waddles in Laxus' body just oinked.
Thankfully Waddles in Laxus' body didn't escape this time and they were able to make it so that Laxus was in Waddles Body.
"I'll send you a text once we're all in at the Guild Hall." Erza told him shut the door hoping Waddles wouldn't leave.
And so later they were all in the Guild Hall. All sitting at the table after an exhausting ordeal.
"At least what happened 15 years ago wasn't as bad compared to today…" said Erza/
"You said it." Sighed Lucy.
"Yeah…" agreed Levy.
"So Dipper… are we still mad at each other?" asked Mabel.
"I don't even care anymore…" muttered Dipper, "Today was exhausting…"
"Here you go." Said Mirajane giving them two pizzas, "It sounded like an exhausting day…"
Everyone groaned.
"So who was in Stan today?" asked Mirajane.
Erza, Marvelous and Wendy all raised their hands.
"I know what it's like being in old man's body… it's not fun…" said Mirajane.
"Oh yeah you switched with Makarov." Said Erza.
"Please don't remind of that day..." sighed Levy.
Soos was lost in through.
"Is something wrong?" asked Wendy.
"I just wonder what Waddles did in my body." Said Soos.
"There you!" said the woman they saw he was with.
She ran over to Soos and kissed him.
"I thought a lot about it and I will marry you!" she said.
They all stared at this, after all the woman was with Waddles in Soos' body.
How they ended up getting engaged was probably better unknown.
"Pretend none of this ever happened like last time?" asked Erza.
"Agreed." Said Lucy.
"Yeah…" said Levy.
At the Mystery Shack Laxus laid on the couch exhausted, he was back in his own body, but due to the fact that his body had that reaction meant he had to be in every single body that caught up in the switch.
"Why is there even a carpet like that?" muttered Laxus.
And so… Erza got a new room.
The twins were too exhausted to fight any more.
And Stan hid the carpet somewhere since he couldn't bear to get rid of it… He had his reasons…
Also Soos' fiancé broke it off since he was "Too Different".
Once again it's best not to think about it…
Next Time:While on a job for the Lumberjacks, Elfman and Manly Dan finally meet. However the two into a fight over which one of them is manlier... Who will come out on top? Find out next time!
