Chapter 22: Boyz Crazy
Dipper and Wendy were playing a game of dubbing over old security camera footage.
Then Mabel suddenly yelled out, "You two are having fun."
They looked at Mabel.
"How long have you been standing there?" asked Dipper.
"It doesn't matter! Let's talk about why I'm dancing!" said Mabel.
"Oh! She got into the smile dip again" said Dipper.
"Wait… didn't' last time give her an out of body experience?" asked Wendy.
"Wrong! And I'm never eating that stuff again!" yelled Mabel.
She tossed a calendar in his face.
"Tonight's the night Sev'ral Times is playing." Said Mabel.
"Isn't it that boy band that came out a decade too late?" asked Dipper.
Mabel didn't care she just kept dancing.
"You know Boy Bands are fake right." Said Dipper.
"Oh you made my dancing sad." Said Mabel.
She stopped dancing.
"There's probably a machine that mas produces them." Said Dipper.
"Or they're grown in pods." Laughed Wendy.
"You can't get me down!" said Mabel.
That was when Candy, Grenda, Marvelous and Carla entered.
"All right is this going to be the greatest night of our lives!" cheered Mabel.
"What are we doing again?" asked Marvelous a bit nervously.
"Who forgot tell Marvelous about Sev'ral Timez!" yelled Mabel.
"You did…" said Carla.
"All right! Let's explain!" yelled Mabel.
They all left to explain who Sev'ral Timez was to Marvelous and Carla.
"Their Creggy G, Greggy C, Leggy Z, Cubby Z and Deep Chris!" said Mabel pointing at them.
"He' the Phat one." Said Candy.
"They all look the same." Said Carla, "And I'm not saying that as a cat…"
"And those boys will fall in love with us!" said Mabel.
"Why wouldn't they?" asked Grenda stuffing her face with Peanut Butter.
Meanwhile Dipper and Wendy continued the security came gag dub when Robbie came in.
Of course they made fun of Robbie when eh came in.
"Yeah, yeah laugh it up Chief." Said Robbie, "Hey Wendy, Nate and his girlfriend are headed to Look Out Point this weekend so I was thinking we should go too."
"Are you kidding me?" asked Wendy getting anger, "First you stood me up and our last date and now you want to go to Look-Out point?"
"I'll be over there…" said Dipper.
He went into the living room.
Erza noticed him.
"Are you spying on Wendy again?" asked Erza.
Dipper shushed her causing Erza to roll her eyes.
"Look Robbie, I think I should see other people." Said Wendy.
Dipper silently cheered from his hiding place then hugged Waddles.
"Whoa! Hey! Before you do something crazy I want you to hear this!" said Robbie.
He pulled out a rather evil looking CD.
He sang a song that apparently he wrote and when he got to one part of the song that described her as being hypnotized she immediately changed her tune.
"You know… maybe I was being a little hasty. I'll give you another chance." Said Wendy.
"What!" yelled Dipper.
Erza narrowed her eyes as Wendy kissed his cheek.
Wendy went to get her coat and Dipper decided to talk to Robbie.
"Okay Robbie I saw that weird CD, what are you up you?" asked Dipper.
"It's called Romance! It's something you wouldn't understand." Sid Robbie.
Soon enoguh the two left with Wendy praising the song that "Robbie Wrote" .
Erza entered the gift shop as Dipper examined the CD even trying to lick it.
"Mabel don't lick that." Said Erza to Dripper.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"Sorry… force of habit…" said Erza.
"I'm not licking anything." Said Mabel as she entered the room with her friends.
"But it's usually you who licks things." Said Erza.
Mabel tried to come up with a response but could.
"Bye mom!" said Mabel.
"Have fun at the concert!" said Erza.
"Okay!" said Mabel.
"So what should we do?" asked Dipper.
"Investigate." Said Erza.
Dipper nodded.
Meanwhile at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet (yes that's what it's really called) the girls got ready.
"All right you girls ready for your boy band obsessive scream?" asked Mabel.
Candy and Grenda all practiced but Marvelous still looked confused.
Then Old Man McGucket joined in freaking the girls out.
"Let's just pretend that never happened." Said Mabel.
And so they went to the Ticket Booth.
"Five Tickets please." Said Mabel.
"Sorry girls… and strange flying cat." Said the guy in the ticket booth who's still getting to used to the compete of flying cats, "But sold out…"
The Ticket window was shuttered and they all saw signs saying "Sold Out."
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"That was fast." Said Carla.
"The night is ruined." Said Grenda.
"I welcome you death." Said Candy falling face first into the ground.
"I'm sure we can do something else…" said Marvelous.
"I'm going to figure out a way into the concert." Said Mabel.
That was when someone approached Mabel from behind and held five tickets in front of her face.
Mabel looked up and saw who it was. Turns out it was someone that Mabel, Marvelous and Carla knew.
"Cana!" said Marvelous.
"Hey!" said Cana.
"Why do you have tickets?" asked Mabel.
"It's part of the payment for a job." Said Cana.
"Job?" asked Mabel.
Cana took out a request that read "Security At Sev'ral Times Concert. 1,000 Dollars Plus 5 tickets (you may scalp the tickets)."
"That was lucky." Said Mabel.
"That was beyond Lucky." Said Carla.
"Hey! Wizard get back here!" yelled one of the roadies.
"I'm coming!" yelled Cana.
She turned back to the girls and headed Mabel the tickets.
"I'll let you in later." Said Cana with a wink.
"She's so cool!" yelled Grenda.
"Let's go watch the show"! yelled Mabel.
"Yeah!" cheered Candy and Grenda.
And so the concert got under way.
During the concert many girls got into fights over who they were signing to.
However whenever a fight get started they were get shocked.
"Who keeps doing that!" yelled a girl with Magenta Hair.
"Rumor is they hired one of the wizards to act as security." Said an Africana American girl.
"That's ridiculous!" yelled the girl with magenta hair.
"Just like how ridiculous that they're signing at you!" said the African American girl.
"They are!" yelled the girl the magenta hair.
The two started fighting again.
When they noticed a pair of card got flung towards them, they looked down and suddenly got a shock.
Nearby Tyler was pouting, he loved cheering on the fights at the concert.
Elsewhere with Mabel's group they were enjoying the concert… why.
The seats they got was not only in nosebleed section but also because they were behind pillars.
"Can anyone see them?" asked Mabel.
"No…" sighed Candy.
"Maybe I break the pillar." Said Grenda.
"If you do that the celling will come down." Said Marvelous.
"No wonder why these tickets were free… they couldn't sell them if they wanted to." Said Carla.
Meanwhile back at the mystery shack, Dipper was pacing while Erza looked at the CD.
Stan came into the room.
"What's with you two?" asked Stan.
"You wouldn't believe us if we do told you." Said Dipper.
"Both of you are wizards and I had a run in with Commie Spiders earlier so try me…" said Stan.
"We believe Robbie is brainwashing Wendy with music." Said Erza.
"Okay first things first… is this really about Jellal." Said Stan.
"What?" asked Erza blushing a little.
"Because if you're getting involved with love and brainwashing it probably stems from your problems with Jellal." Said Stan.
"This has nothing to do with Jellal." Muttered Erza glaring at him.
Stan gave her a look, he then sighed.
"I've also seen this before." Said Stan.
"Really?" asked Dipper.
"Her name was Carla "Hot Pants" McCorkle." Said Stan.
He began to tell the story of how he danced with all the time at the fifties diner back in the 70's. Then one day she listened to a hippy's music. She fell in love, her hot pants turned into bellbottoms right there and the two flew away on a rainbow.
"That might have gotten a little hallucination-y at the end but you get the point." Said Stan.
"Both of you believe me." Said Dipper breathing a sigh of relief.
"And I'm going to help you… once I finish some emit related business…" said Stan leaving the room.
"Great he's getting into his end of the world phases." Sighed Erza, "Don't worry they never last long."
Dipper just shrugged.
Meanwhile at the Civic Center and Buffet, the concert was close was over and the girls met up with Cana.
"So how was the concert?" asked Cana.
None of them answered.
"Bad seats?" asked Cana.
They all nodded.
"I have gotten paid yet." Said Cana, "Maybe I can sneak you in… just don't cause any trouble all right…"
She snuck them back stage. Of course they went to find the dressing room.
"Should we be breaking in… I mean we could get in trouble…" said Marvelous.
"It's fine, I mean you and Carla have a guild mark." Said Mabel.
They went into the dressing room.
"Time to prove to Dipper that boy bands are real!" said Mabel.
They entered the dressing room to find tanks with people in it. In various ages, including a fetus.
They then to turned to a giant hamster cage and the band were in it.
"We're clones dog!" said Chubby Z.
All of the girls stared at the Boy Band.
"This explains so much." Said Carla.
They heard someone coming and they hid in the clothes rack.
Turns out it was their producer. He was yelling at them and threating to replace all but Leggy P. (who he gave a giant hamster treat to).
"Now if you excuse me I have to go pay that wizard we hired for publicity." Said the producer who left.
The girls came out of their hiding places.
"Who goes there!" yelled Deep Cries, "Prepare to be danced at."
Thankfully Creggy Z. stopped him.
"Step off Deep Chris, it's just ladies… and some of sort of cute fluffy white lady." Said Creggy Z.
"My bad." Said Deep Chris.
Mabel squeed when he apologized.
They decided opt calm her down by posing for her.
Mabel once again squeed.
"Sorry… sorry just trying to make sure my brain doesn't explode…" said Mabel, "So what's the deal with the scary Chub-chub man?"
"Chub-chub?" asked Carla razing an eyebrow.
"Mr. Bratsman our prouder, yo!" said Deep Chris.
"He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G." said Creggy G.
"But he keeps us cages and it's straight brutal yo!" said Chubby Z.
"That is straight brutal Chubby Z." said Mabel.
That was when the door once again opened and it was Cana.
"I told you girls not to cause any trouble." Said Cana.
Then she realized what the room was like.
"What's going on?" she asked.
"They're genetically angered clones." Explained Carla.
"And they're forced to lie in a cage." Said Marvelous.
"I see…" said Cana unsure how to take the news.
"Our dreams is to be escape out into the real world." Said Creggy Z, "I heard about these things called tress, I don't know what they are, but I want to kiss one."
"But we can't disobey Mr. Bratsman… he says he loves us." Said Greggy C.
"If he loved you he would set you free." Said Mabel.
The caged boy band agreed.
"All right! We're going to set you free." Said Mabel.
"That's a bad idea." Said Cana, "And as the only adult in here I'm not going to let you."
"We know you're not really 21." Said Candy with Grenda nodding agreement.
"Fine…" muttered Cana, "You're lucky I already got paid."
"Can you really break us out?" said Chubby Z.
"We're masters of stealth!" yelled Grenda.
"And most of us are wizards." Said Mabel begging to pick the lock.
"You, you'd really do that for us beef?" asked Chubby Z.
"Of course." Said Mabel then she realized he just called her, "Wait did you call me beef?"
Back at the mystery shack, Stan figured out how to find out if the CD had subliminal messaging.
"So you know about Subliminal Messaging." Said Dipper.
"Oh yeah I use all the time in the gift shop." Said Stan.
"I keep telling you, that's not subliminal, it's super liminal." Said Erza.
"Subliminal… super liminal… what ever." Muttered Stan, "So hand me that LP and we can slow down the song and here it's message."
He grabbed the CD and played it on the record player.
"Stan… that's a CD." Said Erza.
"A what?" asked Stan.
"You're really behind on technology." Said Erza.
"Hey, I'm an old man." Sid Stan, "I don't' get a lot of modern technology."
"Not all old men are behind." Said Erza.
"Hey Makarov wouldn't know how to use a CD." Said Stan.
"Makarov is from a universe where everything ran on magic. A good chunk of the guild haven't gotten use to earth technology yet." Said Erza, "In fact I got Laxus an MP3 Player a week ago and he still doesn't now how to completely work it."
That was when the front door opened and it was the girls and they noticed they were now with Cana.
"Hey how did the concert go?" asked Dipper then noticed they were trying to get a very large sports bag in, "What's in there."
"Nothing!" denied Mabel.
"Nothing you have to worry about at least." Said Cana.
Erza entered room.
"They gave me a ton of stuff to sell on my own as part of the reward." Lied Cana, "Come on girls, let's go divide it up and sell what none of you want."
They all dragged the bag upstairs .
"They're hiding something." Said Dipper.
"I'm sure Cana will keep an eye on them." Said Erza.
That was when her cell phone rang.
"Hello?" asked Erza.
"Hey Erza… I'm having more problems with the thing you got me." Said Laxus on the other end.
Erza sighed and began to help him.
Up in the twins room they freed the boy band from the bag. They began to explore the room.
"You're tour bus is strange Mabel girl… where's the feeding tubes." Said Leggy P.
As they looked around the room and hitting on Waddles (they didn't know much about Waddles).
"So when do we go outside?" asked Creggy G.
"I want to cavort like a woodland creature." Said Chubby Z.
Before any of them could answer they heard a car screech outside. Turns out it was prouder, he asked Soos if he saw anything, but with it being Soos, he just annoyed the man until the man left.
Also Gompers ate the license plate of the limo he came in.
But he did make the threat he would turn the town upside-down to find them.
The boy band began to get scared.
"Don't worry he'll get bored evidently." Said Mabel.
"Or make a job request." Said Cana.
"But in the meantime you can live here." Said Mabel.
The band members all cheered.
As they did Mabel talked to the others.
"Do you know what this means… we have our own pet boy band." Said Mabel.
"Don't treat them like pets… they're still human." Said Cana.
"We think…" corrected Candy.
"Wendy should be in charge of teaching them how to do things like a human." Said Carla.
"Okay…" said Marvelous knowing that it was because she was raised by a dragon.
"Also we can't get too attached to them." Said Candy, "We have to release them eventually, right Mabel…"
They noticed she wasn't standing with them any more.
She was getting her hair braided.
"Hop aboard the braid train." Said Mabel.
They all stared at the group.
"I'm stuck here, aren't I?" asked Cana.
"Pretty much." Said Carla.
And s over the course of the new few days they played with the boy band and kept them safe and have fun, while Mabel had the most fun with them (as they did live with her) Marvelous helped them learn how to use a cup, eat with a knife and fork and other things…
What she didn't do was teach them how to use the bathroom.
It's better that way…
However while Marvelous was the ones that taught them things it was clear they liked Mabel more, so much that there was a group hug with between the boy band and Mabel that Mabel would hiss at anyone how tried to join.
Meanwhile Dipper had just finished converting the CD into a record.
"Now we can slow it done and see if there is a mind control message." Said Dipper.
"Spit take here I come." Said Stan taking a sip of diet Pitt Cola.
Dipper recording the music from a tape recorder and slowed the music. However there wasn't any sort of message.
Dipper sighed, there wasn't anything.
That was when Wendy and Robbie entered.
"Forgot my keys." Said Wendy, she went into another room.
Robbie looked at them and looked at Erza nervously.
"Um… hey Mrs. P…" said Robbie.
"Please don't call me that." Said Erza.
"Well right…" said Robbie, "Anyways I heard you magically change your clothes… are you a magical girl?"
"What?" asked Erza.
"Nothing it's stupid… just asking for a friend." Said Robbie.
Remember, Robbie was secretly an anime fan…
That was when Wendy came back in.
"I'm ready to go to Look Out Point." Said Wendy.
"All right, later dorks, catch you on the rewind." Said Robbie he laughed and said he made it up.
"I'll rewind your face!" yelled Stan.
"Wait… rewind." Said Dipper.
He began to play the record backwards and this time a message could be heard.
"You are under my control. I have your mind." Said the message n the record.
Stan spat the soda in Dipper's face.
"Now there's your spout take!" yelled Stan.
"This is really bad." Muttered Erza.
"We have to go save Wendy!" yelled Dipper.
"All right and excuse to punch a teenager in the face!" said Stan.
"Hold on you two. I'm going alone." Said Erza.
"What?" asked Dipper, "But mom, Wendy is in trouble…"
"If you and Stan do it she'll get angry with you." Said Erza.
"You shouldn't go either." Said Stan, "Your love life is a mess, I mean you've had two guys in love with you, one of them was a creepy stalker troll and the other one got kill, you were in a love less marriage and let's not forget the whole mess with Jellal. You're the worst person to talk about romance with."
Erza glared at him muttering, "Why did I tell you all that stuff?"
She took the tape recorder from Dipper and left.
Both them stared at the doorway awkwardly.
"You just made her angrier." Said Dipper.
"I did." Mumbled Stan, "At least she'll take out her anger on Robbie."
"So should we…" said Dipper.
"I've learned a long time ago, if your mom is anger just let her be." Said Stan.
Dipper nodded.
In the living room, Carla, Cana, Grenda and Candy were watching TV.
"How are they?" asked Cana.
"Greggy C tried to eat a tape dispenser." Sighed Marvelous.
"Thankfully Marvelous used her magic on him." sighed Mabel.
That was when the news began to report that that the music producer was arrested for driving without a license plate. Thanks to that he was in the county jail awaiting a trial.
"Yes!" cheered Grenda.
"Finally!" sighed Cana.
"We have to tell the boys that they are free now." Said Candy.
They all ran upstairs. However Mabel beat them to the door.
"Not so fast their not going anywhere." Said Mabel.
"Mabel…" sighed Cana," They need to be free."
"I'm just trying not to be hasty I mean if we don't tell them they stay here forever with me… I mean us." Said Mabel.
"We can't keep them here forever." Said Grenda.
"She's right, your mother will find out eventually. "said Carla.
"But I love them!" cried Mabel.
"If you love them then you must set them free." Said Candy.
"Never! Every boys I dated left me! I'm not letting them go!" yelled Mabel.
"Girls! Mabel's gone boy crazy, we have to get passed her." Said Grenda.
Candy ended up tackling her, shocking the boy band inside.
The girls looked at Marvelous since she was a bit closer to them than the rest.
"Your producer went to jail." Said Marvelous, "You can be free!"
"Is that true Mabel dog?" asked Creggy G.
"Nope! He's still out there." Said Mabel, "You have to stay here, maybe forever."
"Please don't listen to her." Said Carla.
"But Mabel's out girl feeds us pizza!" said Deep Chris.
"And she changes our newspaper." Said Chubby Z.
"You still have figured out to how to potty train them?" asked Carla with a cringe.
"Then again Marvelous showed us how to drink water…" said Leggy P.
"And she helps us with boo-boos." Said Greggy C..
The boy band looked at the two girls.
They huddled up. And made the choice who to believe.
"We believe Mabel!" said Leggy P.
"All right, escort them out!" said Mabel.
Cana got into a battle stance.
"You're not going to drag us out!" said Cana.
She took out some cards.
"Sexy Lady Cards!" called out Cana.
"What?" asked everyone else.
The card exploded in puffs of smoke and five bikini girls appeared. Of course they began to flirt with Sev'ral times.
As the boy band was distracted Cana made sure the three girls and Carla got away.
"They're not permanent are they!" yelled Mabel.
"They go away on their own!" she heard Cana call back.
"Good… good…" sighed Mabel.
They managed to get downstairs.
"What are we going to do?" asked Candy.
"We have to talk to someone that I know Mabel is afraid of… someone who knows I'm really 18…" said Cana.
"Wait you are an adult… I just thought you were a teenager." Said Grenda.
"No… I am an adult." Said Cana, "I just can't drunk alcohol…."
They went into the kitchen where Dipper and Stan were waiting.
"Do you know where Erza is?" asked Cana.
"Robbie brainwashed Wendy into not breaking up with him and she went to confront him."{ said Dipper.
"Oh…" said Cana.
"Do you know when she's coming back?" asked Grenda.
"No idea." Said Dipper.
"I guess we can wait a while." Said Carla.
"It's going to be so boring waiting for her." Muttered Grenda.
"I guess I could read your fortunes. "said Cana with a shrug.
They went to the living room to wait until Erza came him.
Meanwhile at Look Out point…
"Weird… Nate didn't show up…" said Robbie, "This isn't what I planned at all."
That was when there was a knock at the window.
Robbie rolled down the window and they saw Erza in Flight Armor.
"Mrs. P?" asked Wendy.
"What are you wearing." Said Robbie.
"Oh sorry." Said Erza.
She requiped back into her normal clothes.
"She really is a magical girl." Robbie said in awe.
"What?" asked Erza.
"What's going on?" asked Wendy.
"There was a hidden message in that song he sang to you." Said Erza.
"What?" asked Wendy.
Erza played the song normally then played it backwards with the brainwashing message.
"Whoa! Robbie what's that doing in your song?" asked Wendy.
"Baby I promised I had nothing to do it. I just ripped off the song from another band." Said Robbie, "We're all good, right?
Wendy glared at him and got angry.
"We're not all good." Said Wendy, "I don't care about the messages, you said you wrote the song for me and I thought it was sweet… but you're nothing but a big liar!"
"Okay I might have lied about your make up and the thing with the bear." Said Robbie.
Wendy got out to Robbie's van.
"What you know what Robbie! We're through!" yelled Wendy.
She slammed the door and walked away. Erza followed her for a bit.
"Wendy… I'm sorry for doing that…" said Erza, "But if you want to talk about it later or another… I'll be there anytime… but I understand if you want to be alone."
Erza was about to requip.
"Wait…" said Wendy.
"You want to talk now…" said Erza.
Wendy tearfully nodded.
The two walked off to talk about what happened.
At the mystery shack, Cana was giving Grenda a fortune reading.
"In the next couple months a noble man will fall for you." Said Cana.
"Do Nobel men exist in this universe?" asked Carla.
"They mostly live in Europe." Said Candy.
That was when Mabel entered the room.
"I'm sorry… a catchy song made me realize that you guys are right." Said Mabel, "Can you forgive me?"
The girls and Cana nodded.
"I don't know." Said Carla.
"Carla…" sighed Marvelous.
"Fine…" muttered Carla.
"What are you still doing here?" asked Mabel.
"You're mom's not home yet we're wafting for her." Said Candy.
Mabel's eyes widened.
"Don't worry you apologized before she got home." Said Cana, "So you're off the hook."
"Good… good…" said Mabel.
"Do you need our help setting them free." Said Candy.
"No… it's close to midnight, let's wait until tomorrow morning. "said Mabel.
They all nodded in agreement.
At Greasy's diner, Wendy breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank you for letting me vent." Said Wendy.
"We all need someone to talk to." Said Erza, "Some are better than others…"
"What did you tell Stan about your guy problems?" asked Wendy.
"Yes…" sighed Erza.
"So… you weren't the one who found about the message did you?" asked Wendy.
Erza was surprised.
"Let me guess Dipper." Said Wendy.
Erza laughed.
"You know don't you." She asked.
"Don't tell him." Said Wendy.
"He's not as subtle as he think he is." Laughed Erza.
Both of them laughed.
Thank you." Said Wendy.
"If you ever need to talk, just call." Said Erza.
"I will…" said Wendy.
Wendy nodded, glad that at least she had a woman she could talk about these things.
The next morning, the girls, Cana and Carla took the boy band outside.
"Yo dog, what did you want to show us." Said Chubby Z.
"This!" said Mabel motion her arms to the forest as the sun rose.
"Who's the big round fool?" asked Chubby Z. referring to the sun.
"That's the sun." said Mabel.
"That fool is making my eyes straight up painful." Said Chubby Z, "I'm going to stare him down."
"Don't if you do that you'll go blind." Said Marvelous.
"What's this big green mess?" asked Deep Chris.
"That's nature. "said Mabel, "Your producer won't go after you anymore! You're free!"
"Fuh-ree?" asked Chubby Z.
"That means you skedaddle." Said Mabel she requiped a stick and began to hit them and cried, "Go! Now go!"
They ran off and sang good-bye to Mabel.
"They won't last a week." Said Candy.
"And that's being generous." Said Carla.
"Breakfast?" asked Cana.
In the kitchen. Erza walked down to get breakfast.
"So what happened last night: asked Dipper who was eating his breakfast.
"we talked last night." Said Erza.
"So did she break up with Robbie?" asked Dipper.
"She did." Said Erza.
"Yes! All right!" cheered Dipper and he high fived Stan.
"That's why I didn't take you last night." said Erza
Dipper blushed.
"And she's okay with you just doing that?" asked Stan.
"She knew I was looking our for her." Said Erza.
Stan stared at her.
"She knows nothing about the complicated mess named Jellal, does she?" asked Stan.
"It has nothing to do with Jellal." Said Erza.
They all heard a noise.
"I think something's rooting around the trash." Said Stan.
Stan went out to stop whatever animal was rooting through the trash.
Said animal was Leggy P.
"Darn Beautiful Men! Always eating out of my trash." Said Stan, "Wait… what…"
And so the cloned boy band want to live through the forest… and maybe… just maybe… life will find a way…
Next Time: Waddles gets taken away by a strange creature that's been terrorizing the town lately. However it's worse considering Stan lies to Mabel about the circumstances. Meanwhile during the investigation Dipper realizes what kind of a screw up Soos is... can he redeem himself? Find out next time!
A/N: Fun fact about this chapter I wrote the Super Liminal joke... then I remembered the Simpsons episode that came up with the phrase was the one with NSYNC... now if you excuse me I have to go update Surprisingly Similar Stories on TV Tropes...
