Mabel stood in front of the camera while an angry Dipper sat in the background.
"This has been Mabel's guide to spotting imposters, so let's all give a big hand to Dipper." Said Mabel.
Dipper glared at Mabel, "I don't know when I'm going to forgive you this." He said.
Mabel laughed nervously then sighed.
(Rolls Opening)
Chapter 29: Mabel's Guide to Stickers
Mabel sat in her room while Dipper laid on his bed in the background reading a book.
"Through out history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations." said Mabel.
"No they haven't." said Dipper.
Mabel opened a book and showed it to everyone showing a picture of leeches.
It also detailed the story of a robot who melted Apollo and Mercury, starting a great robot war that the humans lost and were forced to become the robots slaves. Eventually they fought back and drove the robots away.
"Ancient Greeks used leeches at stickers, the more leeches you had the cooler you were." Said Mabel.
"Nope not true." Said Dipper.
Mabel turned the page to one about Aztecs.
The book also told the story of an ancient ritual that gave dogs the ability to speak and play the Aztec version of basketball. And one such story involving a dog befriending the lonely water boy. The dog eventually went on the court during a game and became a fan favorite. But then the dog's former owner took the dog. The boy got him back before the big game where it was nothing in the rulebook that said "nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball". The dog scored a last second point and won the game. Then the ritual was performed again so the dog can have puppies. The puppies ended up saving Christmas and became Santa's most special reindeer.
"The Ancient Aztecs Skulls were their equivalent of Orange you Happy Mon?" said Mabel showing off said sticker.
"Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a Rasta orange." Dipper said sarcastically, "Have you even read a history book?"
Considering that the book told of robot wars and dogs playing basketball it probably wouldn't help.
Mabel pointed at Dipper.
"Edit it out!" yelled Mabel.
The tape skips a bit and he was gone.
"Edit!" yelled Mabel, her face was now cover in stickers she began to repeat edit a lot adding more and more stickers then said "Cut away!"
And so there was a cutaway.
She was holding a book called "Sticktionary"
"This is my own personal sticktionary." Said Mabel, "Stickers come very distinct categories."
She opened it showing some stickers.
"There's puffy stickers." Said Mabel.
"So soft." Said Soos was the cameraman and touching the stickers.
Mabel turned the page, "Googley eye stickers." Said Mabel.
She shook the book causing Soos to scream.
"It's like their watching me." Said Soos.
"Bumper stickers." Said Mabel who turned the page, "Scratch and sniff…"
"Which Mabel once ate and had to the hospital." Said Erza off screen.
"Mom! Why did you say that!" said Mabel blushing.
"It's a mother job to embarrass her children." said Erza off screen.
"Why don't you tell the whole guild?" asked Mabel.
"I did." Said Erza.
It cut away to the guildhall where Erza finished telling her team the story and prettily the whole guild heard as well.
"Thankfully there wasn't any lingering health issues." Said Erza.
"I can't believe Mabel would do that." Said Lucy.
"I can…" said Carla as she flew past the table.
"Sometime I wonder if Mabel really is your daughter." Said Evergreen as she approached the table while clearly trying to start something with Erza.
"She's definitely Erza's daughter." Said Natsu.
"We've seen another side to her." Said Gray.
"By the way Gray, your clothes." Said Mirajane giving Lucy a drink.
"Oh come on!" yelled Gray.
It but back to Mabel.
"Where did that footage even come from?" asked Dipper.
"I have no idea." Said Mabel no longer looking embarrassed.
She flipped the page, "Anyways sniff and touch." She said as began to slip the pages, "Listen and Taste."
Then she got opt price stickers.
"and price stickers, you can get those free t the store." Said Mabel.
"Don't they need those?" asked Dipper.
IT cut to a store with TVs, Mabel walked past the TVs while signing "Stickers, stickers, stickers" as she stuck the price stickers on herself.
Of course people noticed the missing price stickers and a man shouted "Hey everybody! Free TVs!"
It cut back to Mabel.
"Listen Dipper you shouldn't doubt my authority when it comes to stickers." Said Mabel, "In the sticker I'm the person who can get you things."
It cut to Stan talking to Mabel at the gift shop.
"Listen Mabel, I need a sticker that will get the cops off my back." Said Stan.
Mabel held up a "Baby on Board" sticker.
"Oh!" said Stan reaching for it.
"Uh-uh…" said Mabel, "My price!"
Stan groaned then took out a vat of "Industrial Sprinkles" which was noted "Not for individual consumption."
"I'm going to get so sick!" said Mabel.
It cut to her in her room eating the sprinkle.
"Mabel, don't' you think that's hazardous to your health?" asked Dipper.
"EDIT IT OUT!" yelled Mabel.
She one began to repeat "Edit" as sunglasses, a radio and a very confused Soos holding a sandwich and drink appeared.
"How did I get here?" asked Soos.
"Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers. And now a riddle: What type of Sticker will save your life?" said Mabel.
It gut to Mabel standing else.
"Waddles, if you please." Said Mabel.
The camera turned to Waddles with her grappling hook, he shot it at her and it hit her in the chest. She went down.
But she mange dot get up, opening the jacket she was wearing and underneath was a vest covered in puffy stickers.
"Puffy stickers!" she cheered, "Still really hurt thought…"
"Are you okay?" asked Marvelous from off screen.
"I think I'll be fine…" said Mabel, "Don't worry!"
Next Time: Mabel gives away her fashion secrets while giving Flash Make-overs to the people of Gravity Falls.
A/N: The thing about the history books I didn't make up, it's true, if you freeze frame you can read the story of the robot and the Aztec version of Air Bud.
