A/N: Hurray! 200 reviews (and I used the right word this time!) congrats to erica phoenix 16 for getting review number 200! (and I know that's now how it's spell, the site won't let me save your real name) Also final Mabel's Guide to Life Chapter! Starting next time it's the first of the three Fixin it with Soos! Enjoy!
Mabel was wearing a pilot's helmet, pillow and holding two umbrellas.
"This has been Mabel's guide to flying in conclusion flying and falling are the same thing." Said Mabel, "And that's I'm still better than Dipper at flying."
The camera panned over to Dipper who had his magic wings still active but he was face down on the ground.
"Stop filming and get Marvelous now…" muttered Dipper.
"Why does my family keep getting injured during these videos?" asked Mabel.
(Rolls opening)
Chapter 32: Mabel's Guide to Art
"Mabel's Guide to" is filed in in front an adorable audience." Said voice over of Mabel showing Waddles.
Mabel stood by a goofy Moose Stature.
"Art, it's all around us." Said Mabel.
IT cut to a postcard of the pyramid.
"From the triangles of the desert." Said Mabel.
It cut t Mabel with a pen.
"To one of those pens that go." Said Mabel who was shown playing with the pen.
It cut to a video of an elephant paining.
"Even old jumbo is getting in on it." Said Mabel who then commented on the art, "Don't quit your day job… that's… that's really bad."
It cut back to Mabel.
"No one knows what it means or where it came from, but one thing is known, I'm great at it."
Mabel began to show off her skills.
First was a messy picture.
"At age 2 I was naturally gifted." Said Mabel.
/then she added a poor stick figure of Dipper.
"At 5 five I was a mater of portraits." Said Mabel.
Then it cut to a picture of a Rainbow Court (IE: all of the people were replaced with rainbows)
"At age 7, was a time of free exploration." Said Mabel.
It cut back to Mabel.
"But everything changed when I saw this amazing caricature." Said Mabel taking out a caricature of Dipper.
It was really stupid looking.
"Give me that!" said Dipper grabbing it away from Mabel.
"What could be even better you ask?" asked Mabel she pulled out a picture of a cat ahead with Dipper's hat, "I give you the cat-icature!"
"Cat- capture!" yelled a strange voice over.
"Compare this amazing likeness to Dipper!" said Mabel.
"It looks nothing like…" said Dipper.
"IT looks exactly like you!" yelled Mabel interrupting him.
"Cat-icature!" yelled the strange voice over.
At the Guild she showed off the Cat-icatures to the other members.
"So what do you think." Said Mabel showing ones she made of various members.
"They're nice…" said Gray trying not to panic, as Erza was right behind him.
"Aye…" said Natsu.
"Why isn't there one of me?" asked Happy.
"You're already a cat…" pointed out Mabel.
Happy was shocked at this fact.
"You should have known that was the answer…" mumbled Carla looking aid him.
"Cat-icature!" yelled the voice again.
It then cut to Mabel showing them off to Stan.
"it's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat each time." muttered Stan.
"Exactly… and I sell them for 10 dollars each." Said Mabel.
Stan looked at his great niece.
"Do you have an agent? Because I am now your agent." Said Stan.
It cut to Mabel holding a Cat-icature of Toby.
She then gave it to him.
"This look exactly like me! Right down the acicula cat whiskers my doctor can't explain!" said Toby who began to hug it, "Meow meow meow!"
Mabel stared at him, "You're always weirder than I remember." She said.
T cut to Stan selling the Cat-icatures and getting swarmed.
"Mabel, these cat-icatures are selling like hotcakes." Said Stan.
"Cat-icatures are good, but I moved onto the next level. Behold…"
Mabel pulled out a cat with a person's face drawn on the cat's stomach.
"Humani-cat- icatures." Said Mabel.
"Humani-cat- icatures!" yelled the voice over.
All of the clients looked at this and wanted more!
"Someone get this girl more cats!" yelled Stan.
It cut to Mabel in the attic, looking pretty beaten up and two swords pointed at her neck.
"That's it for Mabel's Guide to Art, I learned that sometimes you have a to suffer for your art… and sometimes that suffering will lead others things…" said Mabel.
She looked at the two holding the swords to her neck.
"It's Gajeel and Lily! Send help!" whispered Mabel.
"I heard that." Muttered Gajeel.
Mabel just laughed hoping that someone would come soon, even if it was her own fault…
Next Time: Soos must fix the Guild's freezer. Will he be able to fix? Or will it go horribly wrong? Find out next time!
