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Chapter 33: Fixin' It With Soos: Freezer

(Rolls Fixin it With Soos Opening)

Soos stood in front of the camera holding his magic hammer and he lifted his shirt showing off his guild mark.

"Not only am I the handy man for the Mystery Shack, but I'm also a member of Fairy Tail." Said Soos.

He then used his hammer magic creating a lightening bolt.

Then he "summoned" a lighting bolt with his hand (really just a cheap effect).

"I don't know if you can tell the difference but my hammer is magic!" said Soos.

The stop the lightening.

"Anyways sometimes I have to fix things for the guild." Said Soos.

He snapped his dingers and suddenly he was at the guild withy Mirajane in front of a freezer with the Awesomeometer.

"Mirajane is going to help and when we're done she's going to rate my handy work with the Awesomeometer." Said Soos.

"Happy to help." Said Mirajane.

"So tell me how did it break down? Another guild brawl?" asked Soos.

"Oh no it just broke down one day." Said Mirajane, "It must be where we go it from."

"Where did you get it from?" asked Soos.

"Um…" said Mirajane.

It cut to Stan giving the freezer to Makarov.

"All right." Said Stan, "Don't ask me any questions where I got the freezer."

Makarov narrowed his eyes at Stan.

"Where did you get it?" asked Makarov.

"I just said don't ask me any question, same with the electricity." Said Stan.

Makarov sighed when he said that.

It cut back to Soos and Mirajane.

"How did you get that footage?" asked Mirajane.

Soos shrugged.

"So can you fix it?" asked Mirajane.

"YES!" yelled Soos, "I WILL FIX IT!"

That was he started to hoot laser from his hand.

Mirajane laugh, having seen his other videos.

And so Soos got to fixing the freezer and soon enoguh it was all fixed up.

"All right! It's working again! We can now have ice without having to use Gray." Said Mirajane.

It cut to the Guild Hall.

"Hey! Ice maker I need more ice cubes in my drink!" yelled Natsu.

Gray's eye twitched, he was trying to be on his best behavior but it was getting hard.

It cut back to Soos and Mirajane.

"But I can't help but to feel like this isn't all it could be!" yelled Soos.

"Good ahead." Laughed Mirajane.

"Time cut!" yelled Soos.

It showed Soos in front of colored background as he said.

"Magic! Fixing! What do you get when you combine the two?"

It cut to the freezer now painted with flames.

"I've built not only an ice maker but an ice maker with options of mini ice sculptures." Said Soos.

He activated the mini-ice sculptures mode and it created ice cubes shaped like the guild symbol.

"Amazing how did you do it?" asked Mirajane.

"I used some Lacrima, that's okay right?" asked Soos.

"It's fine and impressive you were able to do that." Said Mirajane.

"So how do you rate it?" asked Soos holding up the Awesomeometer.

"This deserves a 10 out of 10." Said Mirajane.

That was when smoke started coming out of the freezer.

"Uh-oh." Said Soos.

It cut to Soos sitting out with a blanket and Mirajane giving Soos some hot cocoa.

"Join me next time where hopefully the thing I fix won't suddenly catch fire than freeze itself in order to put out the fire." Said Soos.

"Wait… did you get footage of it?" asked Mirajane.

"No… I don't think so…" sighed Soos, "That would have been so awesome if I did."

"I know." Agreed Mirajane.

Next Time: Soos fixes a terrarium in the women's dorm, who owns the terrarium, what does she keep in, and why did it even break down? Find out next time!