A/N: It's back baby! Okay... first off don't expect an update tomorrow, so much for depression reasons or anything else. I'm just busy... Also I made an annulment on my tumblr last night after watching the finale that yes... This story will continue after Weirdmageddeon. How? You'll just have to see... (Other than the fact that yeah, it does deal with the a permanent move so it is to be expected)... Anyways enjoy the story!

Chapter 37: Scary-Oke

In the middle of the night a blue light erupted from the Mystery Shack, It darkened the night skies, even shining into the prison. But most wasn't aware of it.

In the Basement Stan in front of a strange machine. Marveling at it.

"Thirty long years." Said Stan, "My greatest achievement."

He looked down and looked at himself.

"Maybe I should have worn pants." He said.

He heard a knock on the glass and he headed to the control room.

Turns out it was Erza she had a couple of drinks.

"I thought we should celebrate." Said Erza.

"Thanks." Said Stan.

Both of them drank.

"So couldn't sleep." Said Stan.

"Not with the light this was emanating." Pointed out Erza.

Both of them looked at the strange device.

"You knew about the journals." Said Stan.

"I did." Sighed Erza.

"Why didn't you tell me sooner." Said Stan.

"I was going to tell you. But then something happened and I forgot." Said Erza blushing a little from embarrassment.

"Oh really… what happened?" asked Stan skeptically.

"We switched bodies." Sighed Erza.

Both of them were quiet.

"That it something that would make you forget." Said Stan.

He sat down at the council and began to type some stuff down.

"Erza, you have to keep this a secret." Said Stan, "And you can't tell anyone about this until it's done."

Erza sighed when he said that.

"I know they're like your family." Said Stan, "But please… no can know about this."

"I know." Sighed Erza.

Stan put on some rubber gloves that had an extra finger and flipped a switch.

"You should get some rest…" said Stan, "Don't worry about me."

This created some power surges.

"I don't think I'll be able to get any sleep tonight." Sighed Erza.

Stan rolled his eyes.

"Just be careful." Said Erza.

"I've been playing it cool for all these years, who can stop me now?" asked Stan.

Little did they know that the governed got a trace on the signature.

The next morning, Stan woke up knowing what it was.

The official Grand Re-opening.

"Welcome to the Grand Re-opening of the mystery shack!" said Stan.

The crowd cheered.

"We're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk lil' Gideon." Said Stan.

The crowd booed.

"Please, please…" said Stan, "Boo harder!"

The crowd did so.

"But I didn't catch Pig Boy alone! Fairy Tail did most of the work." Said Stan putting his arms around Dipper and Mabel, "Especially my family! They deserve some of the glory."

"Stan…" said Erza trying her best to keep a straight face.

"All right most of the credit." Said Stan.

"Smile for the camera." Said Toby holding a "camera".

"That's a cinderblock Toby." Said Stan.

"I just wanted to a part of things." Sighed Toby.

"Smile for a real camera." Said Shandra.

"Say something Stupid!" laughed Mabel.

"Something stupid!" said the family all said while making goofy faces for the camera.

"And don't forget to come to the after party tonight." Said Stan.

"We're having a Karaoke- Bonanza!" said Mabel taking out a karaoke machine, "There's going to be lights, fun! Action! And a live performance of our family band Love Patrol Alpha!"

She held out a picture she drew featuring her, Dipper and Stan.

"Not going to do that… ask your mom." Said Stan.

"Speaking of which why didn't you include me?" asked Erza.

Both Mabel and Dipper avoided eye contact with their mother, it was the only way to spare her feelings.

And maybe a trip to the hospital.

Wendy didn't know what the conversation was about but she figured it was probably best to salvage it. She pulled out an air horn.

"Buy a ticket!" she yelled out, "You know don't' have anything to do with your lives. I'm talking to you Pizza Guy! Don't lame out!"

They all followed Wendy to buy the tickets.

Leaving only the Pines.

"The town loves us. "said Stan, "And I finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet."

"Hey Grunkle Stan, now that we have a moment, can I have my journal back?" asked Dipper.

"What?" asked Stan then he took it out after searching for it, "Oh yeah! This! It was so boring I couldn't finish it!"

(Flashback)

Stan was using the copier to copy all of the journal, Erza was watching him.

"Do you have to watch me?" asked Stan.

"Just making sure you don't accidental clone yourself." Said Erza.

"What?" asked Stan.

(End of Flashback)

"You're just going to give it back to me? Just like that…" asked Dipper.

Erza decided to shoot a glare at Stan. As a way to make it seem like she as the reason why Stan gave it back.

"Okay… never mind then… I'll be going…" said Dipper.

He grabbed Mabel and took her to their room.

When he got there, he shut the blinds and even made sure that even Mabel's stuffed toys were looking away.

"Mabel we've got to talk, after what happened with Gideon made me realize I'm halfway thorough summer and still no closer to finding the biggest mysteries to Gravity Falls." Said Dipper, "Who wrote the journals, where are the other journals, what happened to Gideon's… What was Bill talking about when he said everything was going to change? There's something huge going on… but what? It's time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it!"

"What's the urgency?" asked Mabel.

"What?" asked dipper.

"You're acting like we have a deadline…" said Mabel.

Dipper blinked.

"Uh…" said Dipper.

"Just relax…" said Mabel, "Gideon's gone and we have our entire lives to figure out the mystery… I mean it's not like we're only here for the summer."

Dipper sighed, "Yeah, I guess you're right, plus I haven't gotten the chance to try out this."

He took out some glasses.

"Oh nerd glasses." Said Mabel.

"Not just any nerd glasses." Said Dipper "Wait… hey!"

He put on the glasses and used his magic to levitate the book.

That was when the pages began to move on their own.

"Oh it's that magic reading glasses!" said Mabel.

"Wind Reading Glasses." Corrected Dipper.

That was when he held his head.

"You okay?" asked Mabel.

"Suddenly got a headache." Said Dipper.

"Maybe their broken." Said Mabel.

"Maybe Levy didn't make them right." Said Dipper.

That was when they heard a strange noise.

"What was that?" asked Dipper.

Down stairs a certain car showed up.

In the gift shop Soos saw the car.

"Hey! Mr. Pines what's the code word if I a see a government vehicle again?" asked Soos.

"What? Government vehicle?" asked Stan.

He saw said governed vehicle. Stan realized this was quickly bad and headed to the shop's intercom.

"The mystery shack is now closed! Everybody out, I will use my wizard security guard if I have to!" yelled Stan.

"Grunkle Stan! What's happening?" asked Mabel

"Yeah you never close down the shop." Said Dipper.

"What do you think it is" asked Erza.

"Doesn't matter." Muttered Stan.

There was a knock on the door and Stan went into Mr. Mystery Mode.

"Welcome opt them story shack gentleman! What can I get you" said Stan who began to pull out some merchandise, "Key Chains? Snow Globes? These rare pictures of American presidents?"

"My name is Agent Powers and this is Agent Trigger." Said one of them, which was an older man with a mustache, "We're here to investigate reports of activity here in town."

"Activity!" said Agnate Trigger who was a younger man who was rather handsome.

"There's nothing strange going on!" said Stan, "And certainly no wizards living here! You have to be joking."

"I assure I am not." Said Agent Powers, "I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor."

Stan laughed nervously.

"I don't understand the sounds you're making with your mouth." Said Agent Powers, "Now if you you'll excuse us, we are conducting an investigation."

He went into the gift shop.

""Investigation!" said Agent Trigger poking Stan.

They went in and Dipper realized this might be the thing he was looking for.

"Did you say you were investing the mysteries of the town?" asked Dipper.

"That's classified." Said Agent Powers, "But between you and me I believe there is a supernatural compass in this town."

"You know everyone heard you…" said Erza, "So it wasn't between you and him…"

Agent Powers rolled his eyes.

"We're one small lead away from blowing the lid of this mystery." Said Agent Powers.

"Are you kidding me!" said Dipper, "I found this journal in the woods which has almost all the answers. If we work together we could crack these clues."

The agents looked at each other.

"If you have evidence of these claims we should talk." Said Agent Powers.

He gave Dipper his card.

"I can talk right now." Said Dipper.

Stan began to laugh.

"Sorry Agents this kid just has an over active imagination,." Said Stan, "And like a sweating problem."

"You didn't have to bring up that last part." Pointed out Erza.

"Paranormal Stuff is just gift shop lore." Said Stan, "Sells more tickets, you know…"

He snapped his fingers and Soos put some swag on them.

"We have other spots to investigate." Said Agent Powers.

That was when Agent Trigger grabbed some of the bobbles heads.

"I'm taking these for evidence." Said Agent Trigger.

"Good call." Said Agent Powers.

"Wait! We have so much to talk about!" yelled Dipper.

Stan grabbed him.

"Stop it!" yelled Stan, "Are you trying to get the Guild in troubled?"

"What?" asked Dipper.

"We don't want the government looking around right now… the guild would probably be high up there." Said Stan.

"Stan…" sighed Erza, "The Government Knows about the guild."

Stan looked at Erza shocked.

"What?" he asked, "Why didn't anyone tell me?"

"You're not a member and Makarov knew that you would just problems." Said Erza, "We already had the Department of Labor and the EPA investigate us."

"Okay, I get the department of labor but how did you guys get in trouble with the EPA?" asked Stan.

"It's actually a funny story." Said Erza, "Someone from the EPA showed up one day accusing us of being a hoax and using illegal chemicals to cause hallucinations. However due to the fact we were being investigated at the time by the Department of Labor and the one doing the investigations us had seen us use magic many times, the person from the EPA got in trouble."

"Huh…" said Stan.

Dipper tried to sneak away during this conversation.

"Hold it." Said Stan, " I'm confiscating that card."

He took the card from Dipper.

"Come on!" said Dipper.

"You of all people should know that this investigation will cause problems. You're not a normal kid. You're mom is a wizard from another universe!" said Stan, "Just a few days ago you were in a war with a brat with psychic powers driving a giant robot. And I know that's one of the least weirdest things you had to deal with. Which is why you shouldn't get the government involved."

"Come on!" yelled Dipper.

"Natsu Pines…" said Erza.

Dipper sighed.

Stan put the card in the contraband box and held it in a way Dipper couldn't get it.

"So what happened with the department of labor?" asked Stan.

"Nothing really." Said Erza, "The person they sent was actually reasonable. Understood that we're a unit satiation, and granted us a temp agency status."

"Huh…" said Stan before leaving the room but then stuck his head back in, "Don't go talking to those agents!"

Dipper looked at Stan, that was when Mabel took the Journal from him.

"Look, Mom and Grunkle Stan is right." Said Mabel, "Besides we're throwing a party tonight. Can't you go one night without looking for aliens or raising the dead r whatever?"

"I'm not going to raise the dead." Said Dipper, "I just need a chance to show my agents my book!"

"Natsu… I'm still the room." Said Erza.

Dipper face palmed.

"Look this is the only book you need!" said Mabel, "Boop!"

She forced a karaoke book in this face.

"when I say Kare! You say Oke!" said Mabel, "Kare! Kare! Kare!"

But of course Dipper didn't respond.

"I can do this all day!" said Mabel.

That night, the guild helped the Mystery Shack with the party.

Mabel almost his Stan with a confetti cannon and thinks were relevantly normal.

"Well the confetti canon works!" said Mabel, "And the karaoke machine has the best songs. "We Built this township on Rock and Roll", "Glitter (Starving Trancer Remix)", "Sense of Wonder," "Danger Lane to Highway Town", "Fiesta", "Don't Think. Feel!", oooh… "Taking over Midnight" by &dra."

"Trust me you don't want to hear this voice singing." Said Stan.

"Grunkle Stan, karaoke isn't about signing good, it's about sounding terrible together." Said Mabel.

"Which is why tonight is the one night it's okay to let Gajeel sing!" said Happy.

"You say something!" yelled Gajeel.

Erza watching this.

"Why didn't Mabel want me to join in." muttered Erza.

"Silly question… but have you been involved in Community Theater since they were born?" asked Mirajane.

"What does that have to do with anything?" asked Erza.

Mirajane just laughed in response, realizing that probably meant yes.

Dipper and Wendy meanwhile were putting up black light posters.

"Hey check it out, these backlights make my teeth look scary." said Wendy she turned on the light making her teeth glow, "It's like a crime scene in my mouth. Come on you love it."

Dipper sighed.

"It's not fair. Finally I meet someone who can help me solve them mysteries of the town, but Stan takes their card away." Said Dipper.

"Dude I shouldn't take but I'm pretty sure Stan keeps everything in his room." Said Wendy.

"If I go into his room I'll get in trouble." Said Dipper.

"Yeah, you' probably right, but that's what makes it so fun dummy." Said Wendy.

And so the party started to get underway.

With Candy and Grenda as the first two to arrive.

Of course Wendy's friends arrived as well.

"Aw… I thought it would be a rave." Said Thompson.

"Thompson, take off your shirt and make it a rave." Said Nate.

"I'll do anything for your approval!" yelled Thompson taking off his shirt.

Tambry took some pictures.

"Oh come on!" yelled Thompson.

"I promise I won't send it to anyone." Said Tambry, who preceded to send it to all on her list.

Stan took admission, while the guests brought their own food as well. Such as a pie from Lazy Susan or Keg full of meat from Manly Dan.

"The whole town's here." Said Stan, "And those agents no where to be scene!"

He turned to where Dipper and Wendy were supposed to be hanging posters.

"How are those posters coming?" he asked before noticing both were missing.

Dipper and Wendy got to Stan's room which of course had signs that no minors were allowed which included a sign for Dipper.

"All right I'll do watch while you find it." Said Wendy.

Dipper looked through Stan's room, finding various things including some porn.

"Ew… pretending I didn't see that." muttered Dipper.

After searching through the room, he saw a picture Stan had of himself, he realized it might be one of those so he opened it and found the contraband box.

He pulled out the card and called the number.

"Agent Powers." Said Agent Powers on the other end of the phone.

"Hey it's Dipper the kid from earlier" said Dipper who sighed, "You know the one with the "sweating problem." I have the journal I wanted to show you."

"And are you certain that this journal of your will help us with our case?" asked Agent Powers on the other end.

"I'm 100 percent positive." Said Dipper.

"Fine then, we'll be on our way." Said Agent Powers on the other end.

However Stan pressed the call end button.

Dipper was surprised and a rather guilty Wendy was nearby.

"Sorry, I got distracted." Said Wendy holding up the picture of the topless Thompson.

"Are you seriously trying to get into trouble kid?" asked Stan.

"How else am I supposed to find out about everything?" asked Dipper.

"That doesn't matter!" yelled Stan, "Now go enjoy the party, I'm going to talk to your mom and Makarov about this…"

Dipper sighed and left the room but not before glaring at Stan.

Meanwhile at the party, it was Mirajane's turn signing karaoke singing a song "Because You're Here".

Mabel was getting all of the partiers. That was when she noticed Blubs and Durland.

"What's the matter officers." Said Mabel, "Catch my face going 90 smiles per hour?"

"We've got complaints about the loudest party in town." Said Durland.

"Three Word: We want in." said Blubs.

Mabel gave them party hats and noisemakers.

"Welcome to your dreams." Said Mabel.

Mirajane fined her song and looked at the list.

"It looks like Gajeel is next." said Mirajane.

The guild was dreading.

"Remember the point of Karaoke is to sound bad." Said Erza.

"Yeah, but still…" said Gray.

"This party can't get any worse." Said Natsu.

"WHO FILLED THIS KEGS WITH MEAT!" they heard Cana.

"What to say that again." Said Happy.

"I'm good." Said Natsu.

In the forest nearby, the two agents appeared.

"Guys I'm so glad you're here!" said Dipper showing up, "Working together we can crack the secrets of the town."

The agents were unsure.

"Trust me, this book is the lead you're looking for." Said Dipper handing them the journal.

The two looked at it while Dipper prattling what they needed.

"Kid I'd love to believe you, but this just looks like more stuff from your uncle's gift shop." Said Agent Powers he opened up to a certain page, "I meant Lepricorn? I can't be the only who thinks it's not funny."

"I can confirm, not funny." Said Agent Trigger.

"Wait! I'm a wizard!" said Dipper lifting up his sleeve a little pointing to his guild mark.

"You're a member of the guild?" asked Agent Trigger.

"We still haven't investigated that yet, especially after that EPA incident." Said Agent Powers, "Anyways we have paperwork to do."

"Boring paperwork." Added Agent Trigger.

"Wait… I'll show you this book is real!" said Dipper.

He took out the Wind Reading Glasses and used his magic to levitate the journal.

"Do you have to make it float?" Agent Powers

"I just think it's cooler to it this way." Admitted Dipper.

"I have to agree on that." Said Agent Trigger.

Agent Power looked at him.

"What I can agree with other people." Said Agent Trigger.

"Found something." Said Dipper he found a spell.

And once he was done everything started to shake. Cracks began to form in the ground and Dipper ran over to the Agents. Green smoke came out o the crack followed by a zombie.

"See a zombie!" said Dipper, "See spooky journal 100 percent real."

However the agents were terrified.

"Mother of all that is holy!" yelled Agent Powers.

"What do we do!" yelled Agent Trigger.

"It's just one zombie, I see them all the time." Said Dipper.

He looked at the zombie was right there.

He screamed in terror, thankfully Agent Powers saved him.

Dipper breathed a sigh of relief.

"Good thing it was just one." Said Dipper.

That was when more cracks appeared. And hundreds of Zombies appeared.

"Oh man… oh man… you guys can help… right?" asked Dipper.

"Kid we've been investigating the paranormal for years but we've never seen anything like this before." Said Agent Powers.

"Get down!" yelled Agent Trigger.

Both of the agents were tackled by the zombies and dragged into the forest.

"What have I done…" said Dipper.

Meanwhile at the party… everyone was enjoying themselves and having a good time.

"Who puts meat in kegs!" yelled Cana still complaining.

"Come on, the party was organized by Mabel, of course there's no booze." Gildarts tried to assure his daughter.

Well almost.

Mabel was trying to rally the crowd with another chant thing.

However the ground shook and people started to panic.

"Oh man…" muttered Natsu, "What's that smell."

"I smell it too." Muttered Gajeel.

"You all right Wendy?" Carla asked Marvelous

"I'm fine…" said Marvelous.

"It's an earthquake!" yelled Wendy.

"It's not an earthquake, it's something else." Said Erza.

"Everyone who's not part of the Guild Evacuate now!" yelled Makarov.

The town's people began to flee.

"Oh come on! We haven't gotten a chance to out a family karaoke song." Said Mabel.

That was when Dipper showed up with the zombies following him. The Guild all stared at the zombies.

Mabel knew who to blame however.

"Dipper, what's the one thing I told you not to do tonight?" asked Mabel.

"Raise the dead…" sighed Dipper.

"And what did you do?" asked Mabel.

"Raise the dead…" said Dipper.

They all stared at Dipper.

"Dipper did this? Huh… I always thought Natsu would do something like this." Said Happy.

"Hey!" yelled Natsu.

"Really!" yelled an exasperated Cana, "Really?"

"Don't mind her, she's gone sober tonight." Saud Gildarts.

"Look it's not the time to blaming dipper!" said Erza requipping into her black wing armor, "We have to fight off the zombies!"

"I'll take the kids to safety!" volunteered Soos, "Where's Marvelous?"

"Up here!" called out Marvelous.

They looked up and saw that she was on a large branch of a tree with Carla, Lucy and Loke, though it looked like Loke was going to jump down.

"I brought her up here." Said Carla.

"Where did Loke come from?" asked Dipper.

"I summoned myself." Said Loke with a shrug.

"All right! I'm a bad mood! So let's take this drooling monsters down!" yelled Cana.

"So this is why she lies about her age." Said Wendy.

"Oh yeah…" grumbled Gildarts.

Soos did take some pictures of the zombies.

"Soos!" yelled Dipper.

"Sorry, you have to admit this is pretty awesome." Said Soos.

He began to leave them away. However the zombies ended up cornering them.

"Calm down dudes! I've been training for this moment my whole life! With all of the horror movies I've seen, I literally know all that there is avoid in zombie movies." Said Soos.

That was when a zombie bit him, Soos' skin turned glary and his eyes began to glow.

"On second thought, flip the script. Can I eat your brains? Yea or nay?" asked Soos, "I'm seeing some Yea faces."

The other members of the guild saw this.

"Soos was bit and became a zombie!" yelled Lucy from the tree.

"Don't get bit!" yelled Gray as he shot some zombies with his cannon.

"I think I'll be fine." Said Juvia drowning some.

"I'm not human." Pointed out Loke.

"Don't worry we'll be fine!" said Evergreen who was in the air with the rest of the Thunder Legion and Pantherlily.

"Hey where's Happy!" yelled Natsu.

"No idea!" called out Lucy.

"He doesn't seem to be anywhere." Said Marvelous.

Carla sighed.

"You're worried." Said Lucy with a sly smirk.

"No I'm not." Said Carla.

Meanwhile the twins ran for their lives.

"What about your hamster ball?" asked Dipper.

"I'm getting it tuned up after all the fights I had." Said Mabel.

"Oh man…" muttered Dipper.

"We're going to get you dudes!" said Soos leading the zombies.

The zombies cornered them.

However the rest of the guild were busy trying not to get bit or fighting them off.

"This is bad!" said Erza.

"Fire Dragon Wing Attack!" called out Natsu, "Can anyone get to them in time?"

"I don't think so." Said Panther Lily cutting a few of them down.

That was when the zombies swarmed the twins. Pouncing on them and enveloping them entirely.

"No…" cried Erza.

The guild glared at the zombies.

However thankfully.

"OH man! What just happened?" he asked rather confusedly." Said a voice.

They all turned, turned around right outside. The range of the zombies swarming where the twin were, was a walking talking clock. And inside it's body were the twins.

""Don't worry I think we got saved somehow." She assured him." Said the clock.

"Nice work Horologium! Especially since no one's naked this time!" cheered Lucy still in the tree.

"Did you have to bring that up." Said Marvelous blushing.

"Sorry…" said Lucy.

Indeed the clock was one of Lucy's Spirits, Horoloriguim the clock. Not only could he carry people inside of them but he could protect them well.

"All right Horologium! Get them to safety!" said Lucy.

"Is it a good thing that two of your spirits summoned themselves?" asked Carla.

"I'm sure it will be fine." Said Lucy.

""I'm sorry about this" he apologized profusely." Said Horologium.

"Look we'll about this later." Said Erza, "Just get to safety."

Horologium ran into the mystery shack. IT began to take other way to protect them.

He was also talking to shelf… Well sort of.

""It's weird that that he repeats everything we say." She said rather annoyed." Said Horologium for Mabel.

""I think it's because he's sound proof" he pointed." Said Horologium speaking for Dipper.

"You know no one else is around so you don't have to say anything" she added." Said Horologium speaking for Mabel.

""Plus we can hear other just fine." He said gently." Said Horologium speaking for dipper.

"Sorry about that…" said Horologium speaking for himself., "It's really a force of habit."

That the lights turned off.

Outside…

"Soos cut the power to the shack!" yelled Laxus as he zapped a few zombies.

"I'm sure the kids are fine." Said Erza cutting a few down.

"Let's hope so." Said Elfman punching some with a metal arm.

Inside the shack the Zombies started to swarm the inside.

Horologium started to run away.

""Go upstairs!" he said almost crying." Said Horologium speaking for Dipper.

Mable inside Horologium couldn't help but to laugh a little.

As they headed upstairs, something bad happened.

Someone hit the Celestial Spirit with a baseball bat. Knocking it to the ground.

"Looks like time up for me…" said Horologium who then proofed away leaving Dipper and Mabel.

"Grunkle Stan!" yelled Dipper.

"What!" said Stan beading back the zombies with the bat, "I just saved you from that clock monster!"

"That wasn't a clock monster! That was one of Lucy's Spirits!" yelled Dipper.

Stan blinked.

"What?" he said.

That was when one of the zombies grabbed the bat and he switched to brass knuckles. And began to punch them a lot.

After all he was able to hold his own during a guild brawl.

"Just go to the attic! And we'll talk about this later!" said Stan.

The two ran to the attic and made their way to their room.

Both of them were scared.

"Oh man! What about Waddles!" yelled Mabel.

They heard an oink and saw that Happy was in there too.

"Thank you so much Happy!" said Mabel hugging the two.

"No problem!" said Happy, "By the way why aren't you in Horologium anymore?"

"Well…" said Mabel.

That was when something began to break down the door.

Mabel requiped her Grappling Hook while Dipper grabbed his nearby sword.

The thing broke in. Thankfully it was only Stan.

"You okay?" asked Happy.

"Just dandy." Muttered Stan who began to cough, "Everything hurts…"

"You really need to apologize later." Said Mabel.

"Yeah, yeah…" muttered Stan.

"Still that was amazing." Said Dipper.

That was when a zombie tried to attack from the window, but Stan punched it away.

They all looked outside, they were having a hard time fighting them off.

If something got cut off they were would reattach the limb, they got burnt or zapped they would just recover.

"Oh man… oh man… this is my fault." Said Dipper "If only there was something that could help us."

He held the journal near a black light that was on… it was Mabel who noticed something.

"Hey! There's glowing words!" said Mabel.

"What?" asked Dipper.

He looked at the notes.

"That's weird." Said Happy.

"That's might have been causing my headache!" said Dipper, "All this time I thought I knew all the journal's secrets but now I know they're written in some kind of invisible ink."

"Invisible ink?" asked Stan surprised.

"This is it is!" said Dipper, "Zombies have a weakness, profusely thought to be invincible, their skulls can be completely shattered by a three part harmony."

"Three part hominy?" asked Dipper, "Well I have a naturally high pitched scream."

"I can make sounds with my body." Said Stan, "Sometime intentionally."

"I have an idea!" said Mabel, "Happy! Grab the karaoke machine!"

"Aye!" said Happy flying out the window knowing her idea.

Both of them relied what it was and grimaced.

"Hey wait… didn't Soos cut the power?" asked Dipper.

"Oh yeah… I forgot about that…" said Mabel.

Turns out the power was back on in the rest of the house too.

Soos was in the living room, when he saw the TV.

"Ooh gossiping house wives is on." Said Soos sitting down to watch it.

One of the zombies made a noise.

"Eh, I'm already sitting down." Said Soos.

Back outside the twins and Stan got to Wendy's spot on the roof and Happy arrived with the karaoke machine. The guild members noticed this.

"What are you doing?" asked Erza cutting more zombies.

"Don't worry… I have plan to save the day." Said Mabel, "Zombies and wizards! I'm Mabel! And this is Dipper and Stan and together we're Love Patrol Alpha!"

"Didn't agree on that name." said Dipper.

"Seriously why wasn't I included." Said Erza.

"We all know the reason why." Said Gray stabbing some zombies with a spear.

Erza merely glared at him.

The song "Taking over midnight" started to play.

Stan looked at the lyrics.

"I don't think our lives are worth it." Said Stan.

"Or at least get Marvelous and Lucy out of that tree and get them sing with us." Said Dipper.

"No we're good!" called out Lucy.

"Did something happen with Horologium?" asked Marvelous.

"I won't say…" muttered Lucy who seemed to be glaring at Stan.

Dipper stared signing, and stumbled at the lyric "Don't worry I got my favorite dress on".

"Mabel this is stupid!" yelled Dipper.

Mabel sang art of the song but was almost at by a zombie that then got hit in the face with a club.

"There better be a good reason for this!" yelled Gajeel.

"Someone's jealous for not being included." Said Mirajane in Satan Soul form.

Back on the roof…

"We have to sign together or it won't work!" said Mabel.

Stan sang part of the song and the twins joined in, when they did a sound wave ripped through the air, causing pain to the zombies. As they sang many of the zombies' head exploded.

A loose one tried to attack during the song, but Mabel hit it with a confetti canon knocking off it's head.

But thanks to the signing all of the zombies were dead…

"Well that was interesting…" said Laxus.

"No one besides Soos got bit?" asked Marvelous as Carla flew her down.

They all looked around and none of the guild were among the zombie corpses.

"No looks like everything's cool." Said Wendy.

Everyone gathered in the Mystery Shack's kitchen to get away from the zombie corpse.

"It's all my fault." Said Dipper, "I'm sorry."

"I'm just going to call it wash." Said Erza massaging a headache.

"I have agree, you did raise the dead." Said Makarov.

"Which now I that I think about, that is something Natsu would be more likely to do…" said Lisanna.

"Seriously?" asked Natsu.

"I know you're right. Dipper's a smart kid." Said Gray.

"But still you solved the problem…" said Makarov, "Plus signing that really girly song helped."

Dipper sighed when he said.

"Besides it was an awesome party!" said Mabel, "Plus I got to sing karaoke with my two favorite guys."

"And it was still better than last year's harvest festival." Said Elfman.

"You got that right. …" agreed Cana.

"I'm right here you know." Said Laxus.

However Marvelous looked sad.

"What's wrong?" asked Mirajane.

"It's Soos…" said Marvelous.

"Oh yeah…" said Natsu.

"He became a zombie…" said Erza.

Everyone was quiet, realizing that the handy man was gone…

Or rather had it not been for trashy reality TV…

"Brains… brains…" said Soos coming into the room still a zombie.

"Oh crap! He still alive!" yelled Laxus.

Stan grabbed a chair and held him back.

"Great…" sighed Makarov, "Someone has to put him out of his misery…"

"Wait!" said Dipper, "There's a page in here about reversing zombification. But it's going to take a lot formaldehyde…"

"Ooh and Cinnamon." Said Mabel looking over his shoulder.

"I'll help them…" said Marvelous.

"He's my ride home." Said Laxus volunteering to prevent him from biting them.

They left the room getting Soos out, he did try to bit Mabel.

"Now that's out of the way, can you tell me why I got a message about an old man hitting one of my spirits with a baseball bat?" asked Lucy.

"Oh boy…" said Stan.

Sometime later, Dipper was looking at the journal with a black light. Seeing an entrance to a bunker in that tree he found the journal at.

"A whole new chapter of mysteries of mysteries to explore." He mused to himself.

Meanwhile outside in a ditch, the two agents survived after all.

"That was insane!" said Agent Trigger, "I've never seen anything like that! Who do we report this to!"

"This is bigger than we imagined." Said Agent Powers, "We need to bring in the big guns."

"But they're never believe us." Said Agent Trigger.

"Then we'll make them believe us." Said Agent Powers, "This is the town we've been looking for."

And so the two would being to watch the town investigating it's secrets.

Indeed nothing would be the same…

Next Time: Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Laxus and Soos all into a Bunker belonging to the Author. However Mabel thinks it's time for Dipper to confess his feelings. Will he be able to do it? And could there be something in the bunker with them? Find out next time!