A/N: For those wondering this is the (slight) day in the lime light I promised for Bickslow. He does canonically like puppets and wants to open his puppet theater. Anyways enjoy the chapter.

Chapter 42: Sock Opera

At the library, Dipper pulled out that laptop they found in the bunker. It was clear it was all fixed up.

"All right Mabel! Todays' the big day!" said Dipper.

"Big day!" cheered Mabel.

"Soos finally fixed that laptop! If everything works then we'll finally figure out the identity of the author. And discover the biggest mysteries of Gravity Falls" Said Dipper, "You ready?"

"Oh I'm ready baby!" said Mabel.

She brought out a pop out book about how babies are made.

(No seriously look at that pop up book again. That's what it's about).

"Ma-ma!" she said as she opened the book.

Dipper turned it on.

"All right! This is!" said Dipper as it turned on, it had a thing that said "Welcome"

The two did their cute little twin handshake in celebration.

However suddenly a sign came up "Unauthorized Access Forbidden".

And a password was need.

"Of course." Said Dipper, "A password."

"Don't worry bro-bro… with your brains and my laser focus. There is literally nothing to distract us from…" said Mabel however she got distracted when she heard some music playing, "What's that?"

She turned to the music and a saw a rather handsome boy around their air. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. He was also doing a puppet show in the kids section with a bee puppet and a book puppet.

Of course she was in love… again.

"Bump-bump." She said with showing a pop-up book with a heart.

"Oh boy…" muttered Dipper.

Mabel watched the puppet show.

"Just when I was getting over Mermando, you had to show up…" said Mabel.

"Oh yeah. Forgot about Mermando." Said Dipper as he went to one of the books, "Did not care for Mermando…"

He grabbed the book and began to read it.

"All right according to the Cryptology book there's 7.2 million 8-letter words." Said Dipper, "I'll type you read."

However not only was Mabel gone, but the stool she was sitting was left spinning.

As the Puppeteer, was finishing up (which included the two puppets arguing). Mabel rolled in on a cart.

"Hey! Guess who's Mabel! I am! Care to learn more? I bet you do…" said Mabel but then crashed into a rack full of ZooBooks (anyone remember those?), "And I'm up!"

"Oh hey, I'm Gabe. Master of Puppets." Said the puppet named Gabe, "Nice to meet you."

"You're amazing with those puppets." Said Mabel.

"Really?" asked Gabe on the verge on crying, "A lot of people think puppets are dumb or just a kid thing."

"Are you kidding me! People call me Puppet-Crazy-Mabel." Said Mabel.

"People used to call me Puppet-Crazy-Gabe." Said Gabe, "So when's your next puppet."

"My what?" asked Mabel.

"You can't call yourself puppet crazy unless you have puppets shows." Said Gabe.

"Oh yeah, I'm totally working on a puppet show." lied Mabel.

"So what are the details?" asked Gabe.

"There are so many details." Said Mabel.

Back with Dipper he tired the standard "password".

That didn't work and quickly remember that swordfish was nine letters so that was out.

That was when Mabel came back and sat next to him.

"So how did it go?" asked Dipper.

"Dipper, how hard do you think it will be to write and compose a sock puppet rock opera with lights, ordinal music and live pyrotechnics by Friday?" asked Mabel.

"What?" asked Dipper as he put in the wrong password, "Mabel are you serious?"

"I don't know what happened!" she cried out, "I got lost in his eyes and ponytail! And I'm going to be so embarrassed if I don't have anything by Friday!"

"What about cracking this password, you know Mystery Twins." Said Dipper.

That had become the unofficial name of their Wizard team when doing jobs.

"If you help me with this JUST for a couple days I promise I'll help you with the password. Please! PLEASE! PLEASE!" said Mable as he eyes began to sparkle, "It's for love."

"All right… okay…" said Dipper.

"YES! THANK YOU! THIS GUY! HE'S NUMBER 1!" yelled Mabel.

"Okay, okay, okay…" said Dipper as he shushed her.

The two began to leave the library.

"Can't wait to get the bottom of this laptop." Said Dipper, "We're close to something big here, I can feel it."

However they didn't' notice a certain triangular shadow following them.

And so Mabel began to work on her puppet show with Dipper helping of course. However whenever Dipper wasn't helping her he was working on the password. Not getting any sleep.

And so Mabel was explaining to the Mystery Shack (minus Stan) crew plus Bickslow what her puppet show.

"All right! This is going to be called "Glove Story: A sock Opera". Just to warn you people's eyes will get wet. Cause they will be crying, from laughter! From how tragic it is." Said Mabel.

"Yeah… that's great." Said Dipper coughing something up.

"Come on Dipper, you got to roll with Mabel's craziness, it's what makes life worth living." Said Wendy.

"I was wondering why is Bickslow here again?" asked Soos.

"Laxus told me about this and I volunteered." Said Bickslow.

"He always wanted to start his own puppet theater." Explained Laxus.

"Huh…" said Soos.

"You know it's all so Mabel can impress a guy." Said Dipper.

Mabel was a signing a song and Bickslow gave a nod.

OF course the last part of the song a bit addictive so everyone joined in.

"Not even going to ask." Said Stan as he walked into the room and then left.

"By the way Mabel… are you urea you don't want me to help you on stage." Said Erza.

"It's fine, I can handle it… really." Said Mabel somewhat nervously.

"I can help you if you want." Said Erza.

"Really, mom it's fine." Said Mabel.

"Erza! I need help in here!" yelled Stan.

"Fine…" sighed Erza.

She went to help Stan with what he needed.

Both Dipper and Mabel breathed a sigh of relief that was she gone.

"Why won't you her help out on stage?" asked Soos.

"Because mom has crippling stage fright." Said Mabel.

"Mrs. P has Stage fright?" asked Wendy, "That's cute."

"Not cute! Not cute at all!" said Mabel almost freaking out.

"She did community theater a couple years ago, when it came time to perform, she not only forgot her lines but also how to breathe." Said Dipper, "They had to cancel the show and she was taken away in an ambulance."

"It's why I didn't include her in Love Patrol Alpha." Said Mabel.

"Man you think your mom would have gotten over that." Said Bickslow, "Especially since she was in that play back before she had you."

"Considering the play was popular because of Erza's stage fright I'm not surprised." Said Laxus, "By the way did she ever tell you about that?"

"Yeah, but she always embellished it." Said Dipper .

"We only found recently the truth about that play." Said Mabel.

"Play?" asked Wendy.

"Don't ask." Said Laxus.

"besides, it was something that had to be seen to be believed." Said Bickslow.

Soos and Wendy looked at each other realizing whatever that play was it must have been a train wreck.

That night, Mable was getting ready for bed.

"Goodnight my babies." She said to all of her sock puppets.

She when moved her Gabe Puppet to her… uh… her puppet.

"Soon Gabe Benson… soon…" said Mabel.

She heard beeping from Dipper's computer.

"Don't stay up all night Dipper." said Mabel, "Remember last time you got this sleep deprived you start eating your own shirt."

Dipper realized he was doing it again and spat it out.

"Just a few more tries." Said Dipper.

He began to do on the roof.

But it was a wrong answer again.

"I can't take that sound any more!" he muttered about the wrong password sound, "I hate. you .sound!"

He yawned.

"There has to be a shortcut." Sighed Dipper, he had already turned to see if there was a way suing magic, but from what he heard from Levy and Freed there wasn't (especially since Computers weren't a thing in Earthland), "Who would know about secret codes."

That was when the wind started blowing, the moon started to glow, and it turned into an eye. Bricks started to form around the moon and it took the shape of Bill just as everything turned black and white.

"I think I know a guy!" called out Bill.

"Great…" sighed Dipper.

"You're mighty persistent Pine Tree, hats of to you." Said bill who tipped his hat, causing the word around them to tip and then regain itself.

"What is it now Bill?" sighed Dipper sounding like someone who realized "Great… I guess I have to look forward to seeing him a lot."

"You know I've been watching you, and with all your research you deserve a prize." Said bill.

"Really?" asked Dipper remembering the last prize he gave was the tears of a thousand orphans.

"Here have a head that's always screaming!" said Bill.

He clapped his hands and a head that was screaming appeared. This made Dipper jump in shock.

Bill snapped his fingers and the head disappeared layer by layer.

"We're friends right, so how about I give you a little hint." Said Bill.

"really?" asked Dipper, "I don't know you weren't much help last time you tried to help me."

"If I didn't lead you where to go who knows what would have happened to your bodies." Pointed out Bill, "It might not seem like much to you, but who knows if you would have gotten out of it on your own."

Dipper sighed.

"But this time I want a small favor in return." Said Bill.

"What?" asked Dipper.

"Last time was a freebie." Said Bill.

"Of course it was." Muttered Dipper.

"So how 'bout it Pine Tree? "asked Bill.

Dipper sighed, "I'll think about it…" said Dipper.

"Well if you deiced to go with it, I'll be ready to make a deal." He said turning into a slot machine showing the pine tree symbol.

"By the way want to hear an impress of you in three second?" asked Bill.

He proceed to scream.

Dipper woke up and started screaming.

He looked around and relied all that happened in his mind.

In the kitchen Stan, Mabel and Erza were eating breakfast .

"Hey I'm puppet Stan!" said Mabel with the Stan puppet which was a paper bag (it had to be done).

"Still ignoring this." Said Stan.

That was when Dipper came in looking exhausted.

"Hey…" said Dipper with a yawn.

"Whoa bag check for Dipper's eyes!" laughed Stan, Erza and Mabel both looked at him.

"I told you get some sleep last night." Said Mabel who took out a blender full of Mabel juice, "Here wake up with some Mabel juice."

"NOOOOOO!" screamed Stan.

"Mabel, remember what happened last time Dipper had Mabel juice." Said Erza.

"I would have thought that Dipper wouldn't react so badly." Said Mabel.

"Not taking that chance." Said Stan, "Especially not in this house."

Dipper was reminded about Bill and decided to talk over it with Mabel.

He didn't want to talk about with Erza as even if two of teammates and her boyfriend had the same experience as Dipper she probably wouldn't be keen on Dipper possibly making a deal with Bill.

She brought Mabel into the living room to talk.

"Last night I had a dream and Bill was in it." Said Dipper.

"Wait the triangle guy?" asked Mable making a triangle with his fingers.

"HE said he'd give me the code if I give him something in return. "said Dipper.

Mabel looked unsure.

"I know… I know…" said Dipper.

"He did help you recently." said Mabel, "But he did also break into Stan's mind, put a hole in your and attacked us…"

"I know…" said Dipper.

"But don't' worry about it Bro, today the mystery twins are back in action! I'll help you crack the code, I've just got to hand the stuff to my production crew." Said Mabel.

"Wait Production crew?" asked Dipper.

A bit later the production crew showed up, of course it consisted of Candy, Grenda, Marvelous and Carla.

"We read the script, very emotional." Said Candy.

"I cried like 8 times." Said Grenda.

"It's quite impressive you able to do all that in less than a week." Said Carla.

"I wouldn't put it that way…" said Marvelous.

"Hey Ladies…" said a voice.

It was Gabe showing up while roller blading.

"Gabe!" said Mabel happily.

"I was just blading by, it help dry my ponytail after a shower." He said as he took off his helmet.

"Hubbity-hubbity…" said Grenda.

Candy said something Korean that when translated was "I must steal him away from Mabel."

"Is still wearing puppets?" asked Carla looking at the puppet that were still on his hands.

"Yeah…" sighed Marvelous.

"Gabe! It's great to see you! I was just working on the world's great puppet show! It has puppets." Said Mabel.

"Your passion is so refreshing, Mabel. Unlike the girl from last night's puppet show." Said Gabe, "Single stich on one puppet, cross stitching on the other puppet. I was like no nu-uh…"

"Cross…huh…" said a confused Mabel.

"So naturally I deleted her of my cellphone's contact list." Said Gabe.

"Naturally…" said Mabel.

"I know you won't let me down. Based on what you said the other day you must be a puppet expert." Said Gabe.

"You know Gabe you look pretty sweaty, maybe you should take your shirt off." Said Grenda.

Everyone turned to stare at her.

"We're all thinking it, right?" said Grenda.

"Later Ladies…" said Gabe as he skated off.

As they watched him skate away Carla said this "I've only him say a couple sentences and I could already tell he's crazy."

"Carla…" said Marvelous.

How now that he was out of sight Mabel started to scream.

"We got to up our game, girls! Did you hear about the stitching!" yelled Mabel.

"Don't' worry! Your production crew can handle it." Said Grenda holding a puppet of her, she then accidently ripped it's arms off.

"How many eyes does a face have again?" asked Candy.

"Wendy…" said Carla.

"Yes…" said Marvelous.

"Promise you'll never get this stupid when it comes to boys." Said Carla.

"Okay, I promise…" said Marvelous.

That was when the set which was being loaded to Stan's car fell… along with Soos.

"I'm not okay!" yelled Soos.

"Okay! I'm back on fabrication!" yelled Mabel who began to run away, "Get me my lint roller!"

Dipper grabbed her.

"You promised you were going to help me!" said Dipper.

"Dipper! This sock was just bumped up to a code Argyle! The laptop can wait!" yelled Mabel.

"Mabel do you seriously think your crush of the week is more important than finding the secrets to Gravity Falls?" asked Dipper, "You're obsessed!"

"I'm obsessed, look at you! You look like a vampire! And not one of the hot kind." Said Mabel.

"But you said you were going to help me today!" yelled Dipper.

"I can help you!" Mabel said using a sock puppet, "With tickles!"

Mabel began to use the puppet to tickle him, Dipper laughed but then punched the puppet, earning some laughs from Candy, Grenda and Carla (Marvelous had run off to help an injured Soos).

"Okay! Fine you know what! I'll do this on my own!" said Dipper.

Sometime later in the attic, Dipper was trying more tries.

"Mabel. Is. Useless…" he said as he input passwords.

However there was alert.

"Too many failed passwords… date erasure in five minutes." Said the computer giving a countdown.

"Oh man… oh man…" said Dipper, "I only have one more try."

That was when everything turned black and white and Bill appeared.

"Well, well, well… someone' looking desperate." Said Bill as he appeared.

"Yeah I am…" grumbled Dipper realizing that he had no other choice but to trust Bill, "Please tell me at least the price isn't something crazy like eating my soul, ripping out my teeth or replacing my eyes with baby heads…"

"No, no… don't worry it's none of that." Said Bill.

"Then what?" asked Dipper.

"All I want is a puppet." Said Bill.

"A puppet? Really?" asked Dipper.

"everybody loves puppets and it looks like you have a surplus!" said Bill.

"I don't know, man… Mabel worked really hard on these." Said Dipper.

"One little puppet is a small price to pay to learning the answer to life, the universe and everything…" said Bill as he turned into space, "Besides what have your sister done for you lately."

He began to flashback to various times Dipper sacrificed something, "I mean however times have you sacrificed something for her… and when has she ever returned the favor?"

Dipper looked outside to Mabel with her friends then at the computer which only had thirty seconds now.

"Tick tock kid." Said Bill with his eye turning into a clock and his hand on fire.

"One little puppet, fine." Said Dipper.

The two shook hands.

"So which one are going to take?" asked Dipper.

"Hm… Ennie, Minie.. YOU!" he said. he last part demonic.

He pulled Dipper out of his body. Dipper was now a floating spirit like entity. Dipper put his hand through his body.

"This can't be happening… what have you done with my body!" yelled Dipper freaking out.

Dipper's body rose up, his eyes were not yelled and silted like a cat's.

"Sorry kid, but you're my puppet now." Said Bill possessing Dipper's body.

Bipper (as the name's a classic) grabbed the computer, smashed it on floor then stepped on it.

"Oh man… this can't be happening, this can't be happening." Said Dipper freaking out.

Bipper on the other hand was stumbling about, Dipper watching horrified.

"Man it's been so long since I inhabited a human body." Said Bipper looking at himself in the mirror, "And two eyes, man this thing is deluxe!"

He began to tug at his face then slap himself in the face.

"Whoo! Pain is hilarious!" yelled Bipper.

"I don't understand… I thought that] thing with Gideon was just a job…" said Dipper.

'Oh it was… I decided to try to get on your Guild's good side, after all with the power they hold, it was better to wait…" said Bipper, "But you've been getting too close to things so sadly I have to do this. IT would have been fun to make deals with them… but I can't risk my ultimate plan for a bunch of idiom wizards. Destroying that laptop was a cinch, now I just need to get my hands on your journal. Race you the bottom!"

Bipper fell downstairs causing Dipper to gaps in horror, he floated down through the floors and found himself in the kitchen. Bipper was already there.

"Human soda! I'm going to drink it like a person!" said Bipper who began to pour it into his mouth and face.

When he was done doing that he put his arm into a drawer and began to slam it.

"By the way, where do you keep that journal of yours?" asked Bipper, "Boy these arms are durable."

"I've hidden it somewhere that you can't find it, not in a million years." Said Dipper.

That was when Mabel came in.

"Hey Dipper! I borrowed your journal to use as a prop in the show. I'm gonna go before you can process this sentence! BYE!" said Mabel quite quickly.

Bipper smiled evilly.

"Sure that's great sister! See you at the show"! said Bipper.

Dipper floated after Mabel who got into Stan's' car with her production crew.

"Mabel wait!" yelled Dipper, "That's not me! Don't listen to him!"

He tried to stop the car, by floating in front of it, but the car just drove through him.

Bipper walked to him.

"Welcome to the Mindscape kid, without a vessel to posses you're basically a ghost." Said Bipper.

"Hey Dipper!" called out Soos with Wendy, Erza and Laxus.

"Mom! Soos! Wendy! Laxus! Help me!" yelled Dipper, but none of them could see him.

"Let's go." Said Erza.

"All right, mom, this is going to be fun." Said Bipper.

Erza got a bad feeling from that.

They all got into Soos truck, with Dipper in the front seat.

"I'm going to stop you bill!" yelled Dipper.

"How can you stop me…" said Bipper who turned to Dipper, "If you don't' exist!"

He laughed manically as the window rolled up, leaving a haunting reflection as the truck drove away.

Dipper knew he had to fly to the threaten. He flew in and found the rather large section that was occupied by Fairy Tail and the Mystery Shack crew.

"Ah, nothing like the theater, eh, Toots." Said Bipper to Wendy.

He turned to Soos.

"Hey, Soos, you want to know the exact time and date of your death?" asked Bipper.

"Do I?" asked Soos.

Levy leaned over to Erza.

"Dipper's acting strangely." She pointed out.

"I noticed…" said Erza, "Hopefully it's just sleep deprivation."

Mabel saw the group.

"All of you made it!" said Mabel.

"Are you kidding me! I wouldn't miss… whatever this is…" said Stan.

"Really did ignored it all, didn't you?" asked Makarov with a laugh.

"By the by Mabel, where you put that journal of mine?" asked Bipper.

"That better be sleep deprivation." Sighed Levy causing Lucy to nodded in agreement.

"I'm using it as a prop for the big wedding scene. "said Mabel, "I still need a reverend though…"

"Hey what if I play the reverend, someone's got to hole that journal." Said Bipper.

"All right! Let's go!" said Mabel.

The two ran to back stage but Dipper followed them trying to stop them.

Mabel did look out to see if Gabe would arrive and he did wearing a tuxedo but still also wearing his puppets.

"The show is about to begin! Please turn off you're your cellphones… unless you're texting me cuties." Said Grenda announcing everything.

And so the puppet show began with a scene set at the mystery shack, much like the play that the Strongest Team once did, it must seen to be believed and so it probably wouldn't do to describe it.

Back stage, Dipper was trying to get Marvelous and Carla's attention. However there was no use.

"What am I going to do?" asked Dipper.

"Dipper?" asked Bickslow.

He turned o Bickslow.

Bickslow didn't just help with preproduction also volunteered to be part of the production crew.

"You can see me?" asked Dipper breathing a sigh of relief.

"What happened?" asked Bickslow, it was clear that he really didn't' want to tell Erza that her son died and was now a ghost.

"Well you see…" said Dipper who began to tell him what happened.

"Seriously?" asked Bickslow.

"I know… I know…" said Dipper.

They saw Bipper.

"All right! I'll stop him." said Bickslow, "I'll try not to hurt your body too much…"

"Thanks man." Said Dipper.

Bipper was walked, when Jumped ;ended in front of him. Dipper was floating besides him.

"So you can see Pine Tree… I thought you might be able to." Said Bipper.

"Give him his body back…" said Bickslow.

"Why should I do that?" asked Bipper.

"Because Wendy's here… and when you give it back everything will be fine." Said Bickslow.

"Seriously?" asked Dipper.

"I like you, too bad we're on opposite sides here." Laughed Bipper.

"I wouldn't want to hang out with you either way." Admitted Bickslow, "Line Formation."

His doll all stacked up and shot a green cement beam at Bipper.

"Solid Script: Guard!" called out Bipper using that spell.

The spell did indeed protect Bipper.

Bipper started laughing.

"I know lots of things, including how to use your magic Pine Tree." Laughed Bipper.

"Okay this isn't going to be as easy as I thought." Said Bickslow.

"Oh let's see if could beat you with my eyes closed!" laughed Bipper.

"Seriously!" yelled Bickslow.

"Solid Script Bullet!" called out Bipper creating a golden word ":Bullet which began to shoot out bullets.

Bickslow had to dodge from the bullets.

"Solid Script Sand!" called out Bipper.

He pushed the sand into Bickslow.

"All right!" yelled Bickslow.

However his dolls hit a wall made out of letters.

The phrase spelled above him "Bickslow and his babies can't leave until I get my hands on the journal."

"Like I said I know all of Pine Tree's magic." Said Bipper, "Sorry, but I have to find that journal."

Bipper left to talk to Grenda.

"Can't you undo it?" asked Dipper.

"I can, but I don't have a light pen on me!" said Bickslow, "Looks like it's all up to you until someone finds me."

"Great, just great…" muttered Dipper.

"Can't you I don't know possess something and see if that worked." Said Bickslow.

"Bill did say something about a vessel, but where am I going to find that." Said Dipper.

Bickslow gave him a "Really?" look.

"I'll go tell Mabel." Said Dipper getting an idea.

"I would have gone with Wendy and Carla." Sighed Bickslow but Dipper was already gone.

Dipper waited until intermission where Mabel went back to her dressing room.

"You can do this Mabel!" said Mabel, "Only 36 more musical numbers to go."

She went to get some water from the fountain but as she did the Dipper puppet floated.

"Mabel!" said the Dipper puppet.

Mabel spat out her water and began to scream.

"It's alive! The puppet books didn't warn me about this!" yelled Mabel.

"Mabel! It's me Dipper! You need to help me!" said Dipper.

"Wait Dipper, you look more of a sock than usual." Said Mabel.

"Mabel you have to help me! Bill trick me! He stole my body and has access to my magic! Bickslow can see me, but Bill trapped him with Jutsu Shiki!" said Dipper, "He's after the journal. You have to find the journal, it's my only hope of getting back into my body before he can destroy it."

"But my cue's coming any minute." Said Mabel.

That was when there was a knock on the door.

It was Gabe, and he had some flowers.

"Gabe!" Mabel said Happily s she hid the puppet behind her.

"Ow… ow… Mabel!" said Dipper.

"It's clear me that you really love puppets. I mean you went whole hog." Said Gabe, "And if you stick the landing… maybe later you can join me for biscotti."

"You drive a biscotti!" said Mabel as her eyes sparkled.

That as when the lights flickered showing that the intermission was over.

"I'll be waiting." Said Gabe.

Once he was out of the room Mabel cheered.

"Did you hear that! He loves it! This play has to go perfect!" said Mabel, "Can't we do it afterwards?

"Mabel! Do you want me to be a sock puppet forever?" asked Dipper.

Mabel laughed, "Sorry, sorry… you look really silly went you're angry."

Dipper answered back with a pitch perfect impression of Kermit the Frog when he was angry.

"Okay, okay… just take over for." Said Mabel handing him some puppets and the script, "Hehe… little puppet face."

And so Dipper took over in puppeteering.

Dipper looked at the script which invalided the lines "Wanna kiss and sing at the same time!"

"Seriously." Said Dipper to himself.

Mabel went up where the Journal was hidden, which was in the wedding cake prop which was being hung up by some ropes form the cat walk.

It was pretty far, and she wasn't as good as telekinesis like Dipper, so it was hard to grab. She end up fall into the cake, which started to fall too.

Thankfully it was being lift up and she breathed a sigh of relief.

She began to look through it.

"There must be a way to get Dipper's body back." Said Mabel.

"Oh why would you want to do that." Said the person who saved her, which was Bipper.

"Bill Dipper… Bipper." Said Mabel.

"Shh… you wouldn't want to ruin the show." Said Bipper, he let go of the rope a little, "It's slipping, how's about you hand over that book over."

"No way! This is Dipper's! I'd never give it away!" said Mabel.

"Hmm… you didn't seem to have a problem taking it for your own play, ditching him when he need you the most." Said Bipper, "Give me the book or your show is ruined."

Mabel sighed and began to hand over the journal.

"There is it, I mean who would sacrifice everything they've worked so hard for just for their dumb sibling?"

Mabel's eyes widened and she realized something.

"Dipper would." Said Mabel.

"What?" asked Bipper.

She grabbed him into the cake sending it falling.

Down below, someone had finally noticed Bickslow trapped, it was Marvelous, Candy and Carla.

"All right! Indeed one of you to go ask Levy or Evergreen if she has their light pens on them…" said Bickslow.

That was when the cake crashed.

"Never mind…" said Bickslow.

On stage the cake crashed down, cussing Bipper and Mabel to fight over the journal on stage in front of everyone.

"Children fighting! I can't sell this!" said Stan.

Erza slapped Stan on the head.

"There's something very wrong…" said Jellal.

"I know…" said Erza.

Back on stage.

"Give it back! Or I'll be forced to give you a nice of dose of hilarity!" threatened Bipper.

"What?" asked Mabel.

"Don't tell me I didn't want you." Said Bipper, "Dark Ecriture! Pain!"

The word appeared on Mabel's chest and she started to scream as she started to glow pink.

Bipper laughed as he held the journal.

Those in Fairy Tail watched in horror.

"Freed! What the hell!" yelled Natsu.

"You taught Dipper THAT!" yelled Elfman.

"I didn't…" said Freed, "I've only taught him wings and I'm trying not tech him reflect…"

Back on stage, Bipper countered to laugh, when one of Bickslow doll slammed into Bipper.

The journal fell out of his hand but thankfully Carla grabbed it.

"Hey!" yelled Bickslow stepping on, "This isn't part of the show! Bill is posing Dipper! Everyone that's not part of Fairy Tail needs to evacuate now!"

The towns' people all started to leave, after all by this point, if a member of Fairy Tail tells you to evacuate, you better evacuate, really the only person who wasn't associated with the guild or part of the production crew left was Gabe.

"What you're still doing here…" said Evergreen.

"Let him stay… it will be a good way to see if he's good enoguh…" said Makarov.

"Seriously…" said Evergreen, her eyes would have turned to dots, right then and there.

On the stage, Erza, Freed, Natsu, Jellal, Gray, Levy and Laxus all joined Bickslow on stage.

Marvelous was checking on Mabel while Elfman joined her.

"Why are you doing! I thought you were trying to be our friend!" yelled Natsu.

"Pine Tree was getting close to everything!" said Bipper, "I couldn't let him get stop my plans…"

"And what are those plans?" asked Erza.

"Like I'd tell you." Said Bipper, "So tell me… what are you going to do… Are you going to risk killing your son?"

He looked at Carla.

"Give me the book." Said Bipper.

"Guys…" said Dipper possessing his sock puppet again.

Everyone stared at the possessed puppet.

"Okay! This is just getting weirder." Said Gray.

"Says the guy in his under pants." Sighed Dipper.

"Oh come on!" yelled Gray realizing ne was in his undies again.

"Well I guess I have to make that choice for you…" said Bipper.

He grinned evilly.

Meanwhile Mabel started to get up.

"Mabel don't move…" said Marvelous.

"You need to rest." Said Elfman.

"I'm fine… I have a way to get at him…" said Mabel.

That was when Bipper created several "Irons" and "Stones" about him.

"So tell me… are you going to give me the journal?" asked Bipper.

Those on stage glared at Bipper, they knew if they gritted some the words would fall on top of him.

However Bipper didn't noticed Mabel approached him from behind and started to tickle him.

A she was tickling him, Jellal used Grand Chariot to destroy all of the words.

But Bipper shudder.

"Body spasms!" yelled Bipper in shock as his body was seizing up, "What are these."

Mabel began to run away from him and he gave chase.

"You haven't slept in 24 hours while me… I might be in a lot of pain right now I had a good night's sleep and had four mega shots of Mabel juice."

Bipper chased her but started to get exhausted, the fight form earlier was starting to catch up with him as well as summoning all those "stones" and "Irons."

"My body is burning! I can't move these stupid noodle legs. Curse you weak flesh sticks! Must scratch mosquito bites Body shutting down…"

Bill was forced out of Dipper's body.

Dipper tossed aside the puppet and went back in.

"I'm back in my body!" cheered Dipper, "And it's just as underwhelming as I remember."

Levy helped him.

"Everything' hurts." Said Dipper.

They noticed the puppet that Dipper just tossed aside laughing while on a box.

"Well Fairy Tail! You might have stop me this time! Big things are coming! You can't stop me!"

"Oh yeah!" yelled Natsu showing up above him lighting his fist on fire and punching the Bipper puppet.

"Wait! Natsu!" yelled Mabel.

That box turned was the one that all the fire works in it.

Of course it went boom. A lot of the puppets were nearby and exploded with fire nearly causing Gabe to cry.

"Natsu! You better clean this all up!" yelled Erza.

Natsu sighed.

Erza on the other hand… turned to her children. Both of them were doing too good, Dipper was in a lot of pain due to the injuries Bill did for funsies.

"Can you two please tell me what just happened tonight." Said Erza.

"I would like to know as well." Demanded Gabe.

The twins sighed and told their mother everything about the laptop and Bill's deal.

"Mabel next time... you better keep your promises." Said Erza.

Mabel nodded.

"I'm sorry…" said Mabel to Dipper, "I spent my time obsessing over a dumb guy… when I guy I should have cared about was you."

"It's okay…" said Dipper "Mystery twins."

Both of them were about to fist bump but that was when Erza hugged both of them, it was clear she was trying not to cry.

It was a very scary night after all.

Gabe cleared his throat.

Mabel turned to him.

"So… uh stick for the wrap party?" asked Mabel, "We've got Mini-Quiches."

"Normally I would consider such a thing a mockery of my craft." Said Gabe, "However considering that this was unique circumstances, I'll give you another chance…"

"Really?" asked Mabel shocked.

"I know you're a wizard and getting possessed would be one of those things would happen. I've done a puppet show about it." Said Gabe.

"What?" asked Lucy who was in the crowd with the members that weren't' on stage.

Mirajane just shrugged.

"Also the damage to all the puppets were caused by him…" said Gabe motioning to Natsu who was eating up the fires.

"This happens way too much." Sighed Lucy.

"Thanks…" said Mabel, "But tonight's not a good night, I'm still in a lot of pain… "

"I understand." Said Gabe who left.

"YAY! I got the guy after all!" cheered Mabel.

Candy who was still there muttered under her breath in Korean "I will steal him away… mark my words…"

That was when Mabel to the floor as did Dipper.

"Can't you heal this pain… "muttered Mabel.

"sorry, but there's no real damage…" said Marvelous who began to heal Dipper at least.

"Oh man…" said Mabel.

And so Bill showed his true colors…. Showing that he wasn't an ally after all. Especially with his plans for the future…

Also Mabel got the guy… but it would end after one date… well less than a date…

It's best not known what happened… well at least for now…

Next Time: Soos' cousin is getting married and ne needs a date. But with luck he gets a Japanese Dating Sim that turns out to be alive... alive and a yandere! Meanwhile Stan wants to steal an animatronic badger from a kid's pizzeria. Yes... seriously... What will happen? Find out next time!