Chapter 46: Blendin's Game
In the Future, a future so far that 7 is now accented. Someone was running away. He had escaped from prison.
Lolph and Dundgren was chasing him.
"I've got to hand it to this perp. No one's ever broken out of the Infintiary before." Said Dundgren.
"He must be either the bravest time convict or the dumbest" said Lolph.
The person they were casing crashed into a wall then into some garbage cans
"Ow! My time knee!" yelled the escapee.
It turned that escapee was one Blendin Blandin.
"Definitely dumbest." Said Dundgren.
"Freeze! You are surrounded by the Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron! Anything you say have already been used against you in Future Court." Said Lolph.
"This is it Blendin, end of the timeline any last words?" asked Dundgren.
"Uh… I…I…" stuttered Blendin, "I INVOKE GLOBNAR!"
Those who were watching this were all shocked.
"very well, speak the name and century of those accused." Said Dundgren.
"Very well… the children who ruined my life, Mabel and Dipper Pines, 21st Century." Said Blendin.
Dundgren found the twins who were hitting each other with foam bats and laughing. However captions read "Globnar Tributes" appeared as they appeared through the city.
"So be it." Said Lolph, "May Time Baby have mercy on their souls…"
Back in the present Dipper and Mabel were trying to get some candy from the vending machine.
"Candy! Candy! Candy!" they changed.
However the candy they got bought stuck.
"NO!" yelled Mable, "Everything is turned forever."
Before Dipper couldn't try something, Soos showed up.
"Hey dudes you want to know a trick?" asked Soos.
He began to hit the vending machine in a certain way while saying "Bippity-boop whop!"
It opened up.
"A genius taught me that once." Said Soos grabbed a lot of candy, "Now the forecast calls for a candy blizzard!"
He tossed a lot of candy at them.
"Forget taking off the wrappers! I'm eating now!" said Mabel.
"Soos, you are the greatest human who ever lived!" said Dipper.
"This was a mistake…" mumbled Mabel who was choking.
"Hey no sweat dude." Said Soos paying back the machine, "I'd do anything for the Pines Family."
"Soos I need to scratch myself in two places!" called out Stan.
"And I mean anything." Said Soos ,"Coming Mr. Pines!"
As Mabel got rid of the candy that was choking her, Dipper noticed that Soos left his wallet behind.
"Whoa! Soos left his wallet." Said Dipper, "Better make sure he gets it back."
"Wait, I've never seen Soos' wallet, don't you want to know Soos' secrets?" asked Mabel.
"I don't know…" said Dipper then he found something interesting a membership to a lazer tag place, "I didn't know they let grown-ups in."
"And look!" said Mabel taking out a piece of Salami that had a note "For emergencies.", "Emergency salami, Soos, my respect for you has grown."
Dipper read his driver's license.
"Jesus Alzmirano Ramirez. Organ Donor, birthday July 13th."
Dipper realized something., "Wait a second, that's today."
"Whoa!" said Mabel.
"That's weird, I wonder why he didn't tell anyone." Said Dipper.
"It's probably because he wants someone to throw him a surprise party. "said Mabel, "I've been waiting my whole life for someone to throe me a surprise party."
"Surprise!" said Candy suddenly showing up.
"Too little too late Chiu." Muttered Mabel giving Candy a very harsh glare.
Candy flinched at the glare.
Sometime later, they were getting ready for the surprise party. Carla was painting a banner saying "It's your birthday, YO!"
"More exclamation points! MORE I SAY!" yelled Mabel.
Carla sighed.
"You guys thought of everything." Said Grenda as she and Marvelous helped do some more set up.
"Grenda, twins are born birthday experts." Said Mabel.
"We've shared every birthday together, so we know how to them perfect." Said Dipper.
They both did one of their twin things with noisemakers.
"You two should start taking jobs in planning birthday parties." Laughed Marvelous.
"I hear footsteps! Everyone hide!" said Dipper.
They all hid while Candy led him there with a blindfold on.
"You said there would be a giant hummingbird, there better be a giant humming bird." Said Soos.
Candy counted down as she took off the blindfold and everyone else jumped out shouting surprise.
"Happy birthday you king on earth… We got you everything you love, cake flavored pizza, pizza flavored cake" said Mabel as she led him to a stage, "And one more treat."
It was Toby dancing on stage in a red sequenced leotard.
"Razzle dazzle friends! It's the Razz-dazzler!" said Toby, "This is what my life has become!"
"I… I…" said Soos.
"Smile for the birthday smile album." Said Mabel.
They all took a picture with Soos.
But when it came out they saw that Soos as frowning.
"Soos, what's wrong?" asked Dipper.
"Nothing… I have to fix a pipe or something." Said Soos.
He ran off, looking like he was about to cry.
Stan, Erza, Wendy and Laxus all walked over.
"Hey did you see Soos? What happen…" said Wendy, then all four of them saw the birthday party, "Oh no… oh no, no…"
"What's wrong?" asked Marvelous.
"Okay, you guys didn't know so it's not your fault, but Soos hates his birthday." explained Wendy ,"Some weird Personal Biz…"
The kids were all shocked.
"His grandmother told me the other day that his birthday was coming up and that he hated it. "said Laxus.
"Did she tell you why?" asked Erza.
"No…" said Laxus.
"There's got to be something we can do." Said Mabel.
"We tried everything." Said Wendy.
"I even petitioned the government to remove this date from the calendar." Said Stan, "Now I'm no longer allowed on airplanes."
"That still baffles me…" said Erza, "Out of everything you've done it's trying to get the government to remove a day from a calendar that got you on the not fly list."
They all saw Soos sitting glumly on the porch looking at an old postcard.
"I think we should just leave him alone." Said Wendy.
"No one should be alone on their birthday." Said Dipper.
"You're right, it's time to bring in the big guns!" said Mabel.
"I tried that last year." Said Stan, "It wasn't pretty…"
They all looked at Stan.
"I don't think they're talking about alcohol." Said Carla.
Sometime later they were at the lazer tag place.
"All right guys, blind me once shame on you… blindfold me twice…" said Soos then he realized where he was, "Hot dog smell, sticky floor, future sounds…"
He took off the blindfold.
"Lazer tag. I love lazer tag… how did you know?" asked Soos.
"Well we didn't rifle through your wallet if that what you were thinking." Said Mabel.
"That explains everything." Sighed Erza as she stood with Stan and Wendy.
"Are these walls mattress spray painted purple?" asked Wendy.
"I'm pretty sure this used to be a mattress store." Said Stan.
"I… I don't know guys I don't if I'm up for it today." Said Soos.
"Don't' worry when we start playing you're going to have a ton of fun." Said Dipper.
"Don't worry we won't leave your side all day.." Said Mabel.
"Well I guess I'll give it a shot." Said Soos.
And so those that were playing, all lined up for the lazer tag.
"Prepare for battle in 3, 2, 1." Said the announcer.
Most of them ran in.
However Soos noticed his shows were united.
The twins ran into the area unaware that somehow the doorway was changed to something else.
The two were now in a white room with Lolph and Dundgren.
"Whoa! This place is awesome! And look at these laser guys!" said Mabel.
She proceeded to kick Lolph in the crotch.
"Thank you for buying digi-cod, the smart cod piece." Said the well, the codpiece.
"Wait… what?" asked Mabel.
Dipper noticed the door they came through had strange laser bars.
"Oh no Soos!" called out Dipper.
However as Soos headed into the Lazer Arena for the doorway to return to normal.
Inside the strange white room the doorway all disappeared .
Mabel tired kicking through the wall.
"Nice try kid, but that's solid time-tanium! There's only one-way out of here. "said Lolph.
"Through me!" said Blendin, however his cloaking suit was on.
He began to fiddle with his watch in embarrassment.
"Through me!" he said trying to look triumphant, but he knew it didn't work, "And that's how it would be like if I had gotten it right on my very first chance… but it's still effective…"
Dipper and Mabel gasped.
"The time travel guy!" said Mabel, "What was you name again… Blendo, Blondin…"
" Blar-Blar… that was it." Said dipper.
"There it is." Said Mabel.
"It's Blendin!" yelled Blendin, "Blendin Blendjamin Blandin! How could you not know after you ruined my life?"
Mabel and Dipper looked at each other.
"Initiate Flashback!" yelled Blendin.
He showed them what happened since their last run-in.
"After you stole my time device to steal your stupid pig, I was cast out of the time anomaly removal crew, my whole life's purpose. I was given 10 life Squared Sentences in time prison. I spent everyday planning my vengeance!" he said showing them the images, "Now finally the time has come!"
"Look we're sorry about all that, but we're in the middle of something important right now!" Said Dipper.
"It's our friend's birthday and we promised we'd stay by his side." Said Mabel.
"You think some dumb birthday matters right now? Do you have any idea where you are right now?" asked Blendin, "Welcome to Globnar."
They turned to see people fighting each in strange ways. Like falling to portals and fighting on a clock.
"Is this a reality show?" asked Mabel, "Are we in Japan?"
"It's gladiatorial time combat!" yelled Blendin.
They watched as two of the competitors fought, one of them won and got a strange golden orb.
"The winner get a precious time wish and decides the loser's fate." Said Blendin.
They watched in horror as the winner gave the thumbs down and the loser was obliterated by a beam of light.
"And you two are official challenged!" yelled Blendin, "Dundgren! Get me my war paint!"
"We need to get out of here, but how?" asked Mabel.
"I have a plan." Said Dipper.
"Don't worry Soos, we're coming." Said Mabel.
Dipper told her the plan and Mabel went along with it.
Mabel walked over to Lolph.
"Oh my stars… is it? It is! My little Lolphie!" said Mabel who began opt get signals from Dipper, "It's me your Great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother from the past times!"
Lolph glared at her then his eyes got big.
"Gam gam?" asked Lolph.
As he was distracted Dipper telekinetically pulled the time tape away from him.
Dipper motioned to her that he got it.
Blendin who was getting his face painted, noticed Dipper.
"What no!" yelled Blendin, "You can't let them escape."
Mabel ran over to Dipper.
"Gam Gam! WHY!" cried Lolph.
"I'm no one's Gam Gam! You just got time tricked!" yelled Mabel, "Now to Soos' birthday!"
Dipper grabbed the tape and they linked arms.
They disappeared back into the past and they landed on a bed.
However they quickly noticed they were in a mattress store.
"Oh no… the lazer place is a mattress store, "We went too far back."
"Time Travel, why you have to be so complicated!" yelled Mabel.
That was when Blendin and the time cops showed up as well.
The twins hid under the bed they were sitting on.
"It looks like they over shot their destination by 10 years." Said Dundgren.
"I don't' see them!" said Blendin, "You better find those kids."
"You'll get your justice Blendin." Said Lolph.
"I better, I'm going to keep stammering until we find the," said Blending who began to stammer and it was externally annoying.
"I hate that guy…" muttered Lolph.
"Let's move." Said Dundgren.
The two began to jump around non the mattresses as they looked for the twins.
"Okay, we just have to go forwards 10 years." Said Dipper, "We can get back before Soos even noticed we were gone."
However the time machine was in bad shape.
"The timey this is busted, can you fix it?" asked Mabel.
"Maybe…" said Dipper, "I need some tools."
That was when he noticed a sign for the Mystery Shack.
"I think I know just the place to get some." Said Dipper.
They left the store.
"All right let's try to lay low, we don't want to change the future… or cause the future. I get how this works." Said Dipper.
They recognized everyone, but there were differences as Blubs had an afro, and there was an advertisement for a "Just had a baby" sale at Bud's car lot… which was vandalized.
"Wow 10 years in the past." Said Mabel.
Both of them looked at a very young Robbie torment a young Thompson.
"It's the same-y but also different-y." said Mabel.
They came across a dance studio where Toby was dancing.
"Broadway here I come!" said Toby.
"THIS DREAM GOES NOWHERE TOBY!" yelled Mabel.
"Oh…" whined Toby.
"Are you sure that was a good idea?" asked Dipper.
"Eh… he'll forget about it." Said Mabel, "Speaking of which… something's been brothering ,me."
"What?" asked Dipper.
"Why didn't you use your magic to steal that gun from Toot-Toot?" asked Mabel.
Dipper blinked and face palmed.
"Man…" said Dipper.
That was when a pair of familiar 5 year olds almost hit them with tricycles. It was a young Wendy and Tambry.
"Ooops… sorry." Said young Tambry.
Young Wendy whispered something to young Tambry.
"My friend think you're cute." Said young Tambry.
"Oh my gosh! Tambry!" yelled young Wendy pushing her friend down, "Shut up!"
"Thanks…" said Dipper, "But you're like super young so it's weird…"
Mable laughed, "Now you know how she feels creep…"
"Yeah hehe… wow…" said Dipper who the realized, "Wooow…"
They got to the mystery shack, they listened to hear Stan in his office on the phone.
"So that Wax Museum is going great!" they heard Stan say, "For the last time Erza, I didn't steal them… what would make you say that… besides that… and that… and THAT…"
Dipper and Mabel looked at each other and laughed at the conversation. It was definitely a conversation he would have their mom.
"look stop bring all those things up… I have to get going, I have a tour to do." Said Stan, "Thanks… bye…"
With Stan heading to go do the tour they knew the coast was clear to go into the gift shop.
They ditched the lazer tag vests and snuck into the gift shop.
They found a tool box and Dipper began to use a screwdriver.
"All right! Let's see if this works." Said Dipper.
Mabel noticed a boy around her age at the vending machine trying to get the candy to fall.
Mabel decided to pay it forward, after all this happened to her earlier that day.
"Allow me! You just need to know a guy on the inside." She opened the machine while saying "Bippity-boop! Whop!"
She smiled, grabbed the candy and saw who the boy was..
It was a young Soos.
"Thank, dawg… you must be some king of genius or something." Said young Soos as he walked away.
Mabel went over to Dipper.
"All right! I think I got it working!" said Dipper.
"Dipper! You have to see this!" said Mabel.
She made Dipper turn his head to where Soos was standing as he admired the shirts they were selling.
That was when Soos' Grandmother came in.
"Mi precioso, you keep wandering off. You don't' want to be late for your big day." His grandmother told him.
"Sorry Abulita." Said Soos.
Both of them were leaving, but then Mabel realized something.
"Big day?" asked Mabel, "This could be the birthday where the personal biz when down. We could finally find out why Soos hates his birthday."
Dipper looked at the time machine.
"All right… but let's be quick." Said Dipper.
They followed them to Soos' house and watched the party. It was a really get party with his friends and family and even a racecar cake.
They watched as one of the kids took a seat at the head of the table.
"Hey, can you move seats. That's the seat of honor." said young Soos.
"Who is it for?" asked the kid.
"It's for my dad actually, I haven't seen him in like 8 years. But he's coming today." Explained Soos, he heard the doorbell, "That must be him!"
Young Soos ran inside and to the door. He adjusted his party hat and cleaned him self up a little.
The wins followed and looked through the window.
Young Soos opened the door. It was the mailman.
"Post card for Soos…" said the mailman.
Soos took the postcard and read it, "Sorry, champ. Real busy. Couldn't make it again this year. See you next year for sure, dad…" he read.
A young Reggie was there.
"Don't sweat it coz, you'll see him again next year." Assured his cousin.
"Yeah… next year." Said Soos.
He took out a shoebox of post cards, all with the same message.
He then headed to his room.
"I'm going to go lay down for a while. You party without me." Said young Soos.
"But what about your presents." Said Soos' grandmother.
He didn't answer, he just left.
The twins exchanged looks, both of them knew how it felt.
"That's why he hates his birthday." Said Dipper, "It was the day he realized he dad wasn't coming back."
"It makes sense…" said Mabel, "If it happened on our birthday… then…"
Dipper touched her shoulder.
They went to another window, the window to Soos' room.
They watched saw Soos sat in his room. His grandmother came in with some cookie.
"Soos! I made you some Dinosaur shaped cookie." Said his grandmother.
"I don't want cookies. I want to see dad." Sighed young Soos.
"And he wants to see you, he's just busy." Said his grandmother.
"Busy in New Orleans." Muttered Soos.
"Aye, yes… Trust me… one day you will feel better someday." Said his grandmother.
The twins continued to watch through the window.
"Oh man… this is…" said Mabel she couldn't say anything.
"We promised Soos a happy birthday… but this goes beyond anything we can fix…" said Dipper.
"THIS WAY"! they heard Blendin yell.
Both of them his in the bushes.
They watched at the tow time cops and one really annoying time convict searched for them.
"Man, the sooner I defeat those kids in Globnar, the sooner I can get my time wish…" said Blendin.
"Tell you what I'd do if I got my hands on a time wish, early retirement. Spend more time with the kids." Said Dundgren.
Blendin began to make some annoyed sound "Always with the kids. Don't you know that a time wish can literally do anything? Any impossible problem, solved." He snapped his fingers, "Just like that. I mean imagine the possibilities."
"Wait Mabel, that it. IF we beat Blendin in that Space Battle…" said Dipper.
"Then we can wish his dad came to his birthday!" said Mabel.
"And all of his birthdays will be fixed just like that." Said Dipper snapping his fingers.
"Can we can win at Globnar?" asked Mabel.
"It's for Soos, he's do the same for us." Said Dipper, "Besides, we're wizards…"
"Oh right… doy…" said Mabel.
Both of them went to give themselves up.
"Here we are Blendin! We surrender!" said Dipper.
"It's them!" yelled Blendin.
"Freeze!" yelled Dundgren.
"Be careful their from the past! They might have powder muskets or slap bracelets." Said Lolph.
"Look guys, no tricks. We're ready to challenge you." Said Dipper.
"YES! LET THE GLOBNAR BEGIN!" yelled Blendin, "Prepare for…"
That was when Lolph pushed a button, and suddenly a green mute symbol appeared at Blendin's mouth.
"Hey, turns out I can mute him." said Lolph.
"Man I wish I knew that earlier." Said Dundgren.
And so all five of them disappeared from that time, leaving behind the screwdriver that Dipper used from the Mystery Shack.
The five arrived at the arena with the crowd cheering.
That was when a gigantic baby appeared.
"SILENCE!" it bellowed with a deep voice.
But one idiom kept cheering so the giant baby zapped him with lazer vision.
"That is one big baby." Said Mabel.
"Welcome to Globnar, tributes. I have a very important nap to get to, so let's make this quick. You each have chance to settle your time-feud in gladiatorial combat." Explained the giant baby known at Time Baby.
"You have until Time Baby finishes drinking this cosmic sand in this hour glass." Explained a floating robot holding a strange hourglass with strange looking stand in it.
"No!" yelled Time Baby.
"Come on…" said the robot.
"Ow!" whined Time Baby.
"It's good for you." Said the robot.
"Wah!" cried Time Baby.
They started to ignore the spectacle of a giant baby refusing to drink from its baba.
"Get ready kids! When I get that time wish you're going to wish you were never born… or rather you're going to wish that you were. Because I'm going to wish you never born!" Said Blendin.
"Dream on! There's two of us!" said Dipper.
"And we have magic!" said Mabel.
Dipper created a Solid Script Sword (still off balance but it was more for show right now) while Mabel requiped her grappling hook.
"Wait… you guys are wizards." Said Blendin in shock, he had a whole "But I have turning" speech planned out, but he didn't once think they had magic.
The time cops seemed to laugh.
"It's not funny!" yelled Blendin.
"Oh come, you know the old saying "Never go against a wizard in Globnar."" Laughed Lolph.
"Oh man…" said Blendin.
"Let the Globnar begin!" yelled Time Baby.
And so Globnar began, with various events such a just different type of combat or races though at one point there was a hog dog-eating contest.
Of course after well over 1,000 events, the score was somewhat lopsided, with Blendin at 546 and the twins with 981…
Still it was hard and the twins were injuries and their clothes dirty.
"Oh man… oh man…" muttered Blendin, "My only shot at winning is the final event! Winner takes all…"
"All right!" said Mabel.
"I don't know… it might not be easy." Sighed Dipper.
"All right Tributes!" called out Time Baby, "There is one final Challenge in Globnar. An Ancient game, thousands of years old, chosen for exemption of pure strategy."
The twins were a bit nervous. Blendin was now sure he could win.
"Winner takes all in the ancient art of LASER TAG!" yelled time baby.
A course and equipment appeared on them. As well as the time wish.
"The one who touches first wins!" said Time Baby.
"Laser tag really?" asked Dipper.
"We won't even have to use magic for this." Said Mabel.
"I know it doesn't seem challenging especially for you wizards. But just wait, when they get that fog machine going it's going to be…" said Blendin.
Dipper had already started shooting him.
"Hit!" said Blendin's ves.t
"Aw… man…" said Blendin.
"Mabel grab the orb!" said Dipper.
"On it!" said Mabel.
She had made it to the orb and everything went white.
"It is finished!" yelled Time Baby finishing the cosmic sand.
The robot went over to burp Time Baby.
"NO!" yelled Blendin, "NOOOOO!"
"All right!" cheered the twins as they got to 999 points… which wasn't that big of a deal, but still…
"You have made victory in Globnar! Now before I bestow upon you your time wish, tell what fate have you decided for the loser?" asked Time Baby.
"DEATH!" yelled Mabel.
"Mabel!" yelled Dipper.
"Sorry, sorry… got carried away." Said Mabel.
The tow decided to talk.
"Okay, so Blendin did try to wish us out of existed, but we did ruin his life." Said Dipper.
"Yeah, he's too sad to be a real bad guy." Said Mabel.
"Maybe if we treat him right in the present. He'll turn out better in the future." Said Dipper.
Mabel nodded and they turned to Time Baby.
"Okay, as long as you keep an eye out on him, we'd like to set Blendin free and restore his position on the Time Anomaly Correction Unit." Said Dipper.
"And give him pretty hair!" said Mabel.
"So be it!" said Time Baby.
Blendin was beyond happy as the handcuff that were now on his hand gnashed and he gain a mustache shaped hair.
"What? You'd really do that for me?" asked Blendin, "I got my job back! I could hug somebody!"
He was about to hug Lolph.
"I can kill you in eight different ways." Said Lolph.
"Yes sir!" said Blendin freezing up.
Time Baby was now rubbing his face.
"Now children, what is it you want for you time wish?" asked Time Baby.
The glowing orb floated between the two.
"Thank you, but the wish isn't' for us." Said Mabel.
"Not you? Then who? Who is worthy for such power!" said Time Baby.
Back in time Soos was depressed, Lazer Tag wasn't going well, he got zapped by Robbie multiple time and he couldn't find Dipper and Mabel.
He looked at the exit and took out a coin.
"Heads I stay, tails I got home and make some dinosaur cookies." Said Soos.
He flipped the coin.
That was when time slowed down to a halt around him. Including the coin, he spun the coin in the air.
"Huh… that was unconventional." Said Soos.
That was when the Twins and Blendin appeared.
"Soos!" said the twins.
"Guys…" said Soos who was a bit confused and worried, especially them in the state they were in.
"We're sorry for leaving you hanging, but we got caught up in this time travel junk." Said Dipper.
""And there was that time Cyclops." Said Mabel.
"Don't forget about the time shark." Said Dipper.
"Not to mention." Said Mabel.
"The time race." Both of them said.
Both of them laughed.
"But the point is we think we know how to fix your birthday." Said Mabel.
"What, really you guys did this all for me?" asked Soos.
"And that's not all." Said Blendin he pressed with wristwatch and the time wish orb appeared, "Behold, your time wish, the ability to alter time paradox free in anyway."
"We think the only way making you happy is meeting your dad." Said Dipper.
"But the choice is yours." Said Mabel.
"You mean I can finally see my dad by touching this thing?" asked Soos, "And guys battled through out time and space to get me this thing?"
He took out his old post card, the one from that day.
He placed his hand on the time wish and there was a bright flash of light. As it faded Dipper and Mabel's clothes were all cleaned up.
"What the…" said Dipper.
"Wait, what?" Said Mabel.
"Bam, I fixed you up dudes." Said Soos.
"But Soos, what about meeting your dad?" asked dipper.
"Well birthdays are meant to be spent with the people who care about you. But you know what, that dude didn't care about me enoguh to visit me once, let along fight monsters through time and space like you did. I mean you had a gladiator fight, just to make me happy. Whoever my dad is he can take a hike." Said Soos, he tossed away the post card, "I know who my family is now, and it's you dudes."
He hugged the twins.
"Thanks for giving me the best birthday ever." Said Soos.
"Are you kidding me!" yelled Blendin, "Do you have any idea what you have just wasted? Do you know how many have died just trying to get a time wish? All of the wars?"
"Oh that's not all dude!" said Soos.
He put his hands together, he opened his hands and revealed a wooden question mark.
The twins were shocked.
"I also wished that I could use that magic I think you told me about once… Wood Make… or was it Gray…" said Soos, "But yeah… anyways I can use magic now without my hammer."
Dipper and Mabel were surprised while Blandin nodded.
"You've become a wizard… that is a popular use of a time wish." Said Blendin.
"Hey dudes, we still have 10 minutes until Laser Tag Closes, want to go play?" asked Soos.
The two snapped out of their shock after realizing "Yeah, that is something he would wish for".
"Oh yeah!" said Dipper.
"We can worry about your new magic later!" said Mabel.
They ran back into the Laser Tag laughing and the twins wishing him a happy birthday.
However what the twins didn't know about the Fateful birthday was that something happened that day that also made it the best day of Soos's life.
After the group went back to Globnar Young Soos heard something.
"What happened? Was it an explosion?" asked young Soos.
He found the screwdriver, which had a label saying "Mystery Shack".
He saw Stan throwing a young Durland out.
"That's it you are hands down the worst Handy man I have ever had!" yelled Stan he face palmed "I should have listened to Erza about him…"
"Hey um excuse me sir…" said young Soos.
"Hey, Gumdrop, you know how to fix a golf cart?" asked Stan.
"Well… uh… I don't know…" said Soos.
"Boom your hired." Said Stan throwing a shirt at him, "One size fits all."
He headed to give another tour and young Soos looked happily at the Mystery Shack.
And indeed if it wasn't for the Twins he wouldn't have gotten his job at the Mystery Shack.
All for one birthday, a day that filled Soos with pain and a day that Soos would never forget.
Also Soos was a full wizard now… oh yeah… there's nothing that was going to change that…
Next Time: Soos now has magic! But he still need to get used to it! So he goes on a job with Dipper and Mabel... what could go wrong? Meanwhile Natsu and Lisanna begin to act strangely can Erza, Lucy, Jellal and Loke figure out why? Find out next time!
A/N: Yep! Soos now has magic... t was planned for a while, I figured that Wood Make would be a good match for him. Originally I was planning for him to with both magic and the infinite pizza, but the pizza never came back (hell, the one time it should have came back, it didn't), so just magic it is... so yeah...
