A/N: (Stares at reviews, goes over to some of the reviewers and slaps shipping goggles off their faces) Really... really? (calms down) Sorry... sorry... yes, I will admit I'm a NaLi shipper, but I still don't know if they're going to end up together in this story. So it's a resounding NO to those that guessed it, it's jossed and jossed hard... what happens in this chapter is a take that to a certain type of Fairy Tail fanfic... You'll understand what I mean when you read... either way enjoy the chapter...
Chapter 47: You're A Wizard, Soos
It was a joint meeting of the Guild and the Mystery Shack. Soos stood in front of them and created a large tiger stature. Almost everyone watching were shocked.
Only those who went to Lazer Tag the day before weren't' as shocked.
"I can't believe Soos now has magic." Said Cana.
"Good for him." said Mirajane.
"Plus great choice." Said Gray with a smirk, "Maker Magic does fit him."
"By the way Gray, your clothes." Said Mirajane.
"Oh come on!" yelled Gray.
"But the real question is how did you obtain magic." Said Makarov.
"Oh Dipper and Mabel gave me this thing called a time wish." Said Soos, "So I wished for magic!"
"How did you two get that time wish…" said Jellal.
"Is this about that thing that happened in the fair?" asked Erza.
"Uh…" said Dipper.
"Maybe…" said Mabel.
"Thing that happened at the fair?" asked Lucy.
"I don't' know the whole story, but apparently they made enemies with someone form the future." Said Erza.
Both Dipper and Mabel looked embarrassed.
"How did that happen?" asked Stan.
"Uh… well…" said Dipper.
"You see…" said Mabel.
That was when there was suddenly a flash of light, and the Dipper and Mabel from that day appeared fighting over the tape measure completely unaware of their surrounding, then they disappeared as quickly as they came.
"We stole his time machine and caused trouble through history." Said Mabel almost proudly.
Everyone just stared at the spot where the past version of Dipper and Mabel stood. The only two that didn't' seem remotely surprised by this were Gray and Natsu… and that was only because they were aware that Dipper and Mabel had traveled through time.
"Why are we surprised by any of this anymore!" yelled Elfman.
"I have no idea…" muttered Lisanna.
After everyone had calmed down from seeing the past versions of Dipper and Mabel.
Once everyone calmed down Stan decided to ask a certain question.
"So did Soos make that kind of magic or did it exist before?" asked Stan.
"There's someone back at the Guild in Earthland who uses it." Said Mirajane.
"Speaking of which, how is Laki doing?" asked Erza.
"Same old, same old." Said Mirajane, "She did get a hair cut though. It's really cute on her."
Erza nodded.
"So…" said Stan.
"Their not permanent structures." Said Gray almost immediately, "So you can't use it to fix up the shack."
"How did you know I was going to say that?" asked Stan.
"By this point everyone knows about your penny pinching." Laughed Makarov.
Stan grumbled.
"Oh I was hoping to make a gift for Melody." Sighed Soos.
"Oh well." Said Mabel.
"So… what am I going to do?" asked Soos.
"Well you should develop your style." Said Gray, "But that's it really…"
"Develop my style?" asked Soos.
"Each maker wizard has their own style." Explained Gray.
"My own style…" said Soos, "And how do I do that?"
"How about you go on a job with us." Said Dipper.
"I don't think you've been on one yet." Said Mabel.
"Really? Even I've done a couple jobs." Said Wendy, "They pay better than Stan does."
"I'm sitting right here." Muttered earning some laughs.
"All right! I'll go do a job." Said Soos, "It should be fun."
And so the three of them went to the request board. Which was filled with more jobs than usual.
"Looks like stopping the Blind Eye is starting to effect the board." Said Dipper.
"There's less Giant Monster jobs though…" said Mabel.
"Oh let's do one of those." Said Soos.
"No…" said Mabel.
"Mom won't let us." Said Dipper.
"Oh, okay… said Soos.
As they looked at the jobs.
"Looks like the meetings over." Said Laxus, "see you around."
"Hey Lucy, there's something that we need to talk about." Said Natsu.
"Sure okay." Said Lucy.
Back at the board.
"Someone's stealing animals from the petting zoo." Said Mabel.
"Does it mention Octavia?" asked Dipper.
"Nope it's mostly goats." Said Mabel.
Octavia was a mutant cow that they saved from the owner of the petting Zoo who was going to eat her come cow eating season. They gave her a new home in the wild where she could zap bird with her laser eyes and eat them.
Once again, a mutant cow…
"I guess we should make up for the fact that we did steal a cow from him." said Soos.
"All right! And I'm sure it will give you a chance to use your magic." Said Mabel.
And so they left for the job.
When they Lucy sat across from Natsu who was strangely glaring at her, as was Lisanna who was standing nearby.
"So.. what did you want to talk about?" asked Lucy.
Natsu just sighed.
"Lucy you're out of the team." Said Natsu.
"What?" asked Lucy, "You're joking… right?"
"No, I'm not." Said Natsu, "Face it, you're the weakest member, you don't do much in jobs and it is called the strongest team. "
"He's right you know." Said Lisanna.
Lucy didn't know how to react.
She gripped her skirt and looked down.
"You know this is news to us." Said Gray walking behind him.
"So when were you going to tell us that Lucy was out of the team?" asked Erza.
Lucy looked up and looked at Gray and Erza.
"What? She's the weakest link." Said Natsu.
"What?" asked Gray.
"Come you know it. Lucy's really weak!" said Lisanna.
"Natsu… is something wrong?" asked Happy.
"Nothing's wrong." Said Natsu, "I just realized how weak Lucy is… I mean the only she would get strong is if somehow a dragon just showed and taught her how to be a dragon Slayer I mean really…"
That was when suddenly a very large barrel hit Natsu in the head.
Everyone stared at where the barrel came from… and there was only one person who would drink from a whole barrel.
Cana, and she was glaring at Natsu.
Everyone was gaping, after all Cana was well known for only getting involved in brawls only if the brawls was ruining her drinking time.
"How could you say all that?" asked Cana.
"But it's true!" said Natsu, "I mean what has she ever done?"
"Natsu!" yelled a voice.
Natsu turned around it was Loke, who once again summoned himself.
"Lucy has done so much for this guild." Said Loke.
"Oh yeah name 1 thing!" yelled Natsu.
"If it wasn't for Lucy I would have quit the guild and I never would have confessed who I am to my father!" said Cana.
"Oh yeah… I forgot about that." Laughed Natsu, "How many years were you afraid to tell him?"
"He's right, I've seen you have so many chances to tell him but you were too scared." Said Lisanna.
"Lisanna!" called Mirajane.
"Whoa! Not cool!" said Wendy who was having a conversation with Mirajane.
Cana glared at the two.
"All right! Everyone calm down!" said Jellal trying to be the mediator.
He looked at Natsu and Lisanna.
"Fine whatever." Muttered Natsu.
"Let's just get out of here." Said Lisanna.
"Fine with me." Muttered Natsu.
Both of them left the guild hall. Happy decided to follow them to try to get them to apologize.
"Okay that was weird…" said Wendy.
"I wonder what's gotten into them." Said Mirajane.
"Lisanna's never acted like that." Said Elfman.
Lucy just sighed.
"Lucy are you okay?" asked Erza.
"I'm fine." Lied Lucy.
"It's okay." Said Loke.
Lucy began to cry.
Meanwhile at the Petting Zoo/Farm that was run by that farmer guy.
"So what's going on with thefts?" asked Dipper.
"Aren't you the ones that stole Octavia?" asked the farmer.
"That's neither here nor there." Said Mabel.
"Fine…" muttered the farmer, "Someone's been stealing all of my live stalk, expect for the ones that are mutated by the mud flap factory."
"How many of them aren't mutated?" asked Dipper.
"I lost count after half the sheep flock started learning advanced physics." Said the farmer.
Meanwhile with the flock.
One of the sheep were at a chalkboard with advanced questions and started "baing" something.
Another of them baed something in response.
A third sheep who was wearing glasses took them off and muttered something which translated "God help us all…"
Back with the famer.
"I'm sure you can figure it out. "said the farmer.
"So any ideas?" asked Mabel.
"I have one." Said dipper, "We lure whatever out with a trap."
"Will it work?" asked dipper.
"But I think I know just the thing to lure it without using one of the animals here." Said Dipper.
Soos eyes' widened and he knew what that meant.
Back at the Guild Hall…
Lucy had finished crying.
Levy and Loke were patting Lucy's back.
"I think I'm done…" said Lucy.
"Good because I know something is wrong with Natsu and Lisanna." Said Jellal.
"How do you know?" asked Loke.
"Because of their eyes." Said Jellal, "There was a look I've in their eyes, a look I've seen before."
"Where?" asked Gray.
"My own reflection." Said Jellal.
Everyone in the guild hall realized what he meant.
"You think they're brainwashed?" asked Erza.
"Or something's making them act that way." Said Jellal.
"Natsu is a bit of a jerk sometimes, but he would never say anything hurtful like that…" said Cana.
"And Lisanna's one of the sweetest people I know." Said Levy.
"You're right." Said Juvia, "She even put aside our differences about Gray when she volunteered to be my partner in S-Class trials."
Actually Lisanna volunteered to be her partner after Juvia was expressing doubts about going up against in the S-Class trials.
"I think I know the person who might know what's going on." Said Erza.
Meanwhile at the farm, they had a wooden goat squander around the little area for goats at the farm.
"Wow! I didn't know that I could make it move around." Said Soos.
"Oh yeah." Said Mabel.
That was when Dipper's phone rang.
"It's mom." Said Dipper he picked it up, "Hey Mom."
"Hey I need you look up something in your journal." Said Erza on the other end."
"Sure." Sid Dipper.
He took out his Wind Reading Glasses and Black Light (to prevent headaches).
"So what are you looking for?" asked Dipper.
"Something that alters someone's behavior." Sid Erza on the other end.
"What happened?" asked Dipper.
"It's better if you don't know." Said Erza on the other end.
"Okay…" said Dipper blinking, "But I'm going to need some details if I need to find it."
Erza sighed on the other end, "Natsu and Lisanna said some very horrible things to Lucy." She explained.
Mabel and Soos continued to watch it when several figures dressed in hoods approaching the decoy.
"Oh, okay…" said Dipper starting his search.
"Dipper…" whispered Mabel.
The figured grabbed the decoy goat.
"Dude." Said Soos.
"I couldn't find out anything." Said Dipper.
"Okay… I'll find another way to figure out what's wrong with them," said Erza on the other end.
Mabel made him look up as the figures ran off with the decoy.
"I have to go, our decoy got stolen." Said Dipper.
He hung up and put away his things.
They began to chaise after the figures who stole the decoy goat.
They chased after the group.
Dipper immediately started falling behind.
"Soos think of something"! yelled Mabel.
"All right I have an idea!" yelled Soos.
He created a giant lion with saddles.
"Hop on dudes!" said Soos.
They all rode the lion.
However they quickly caught up.
"This is a fake goat!" yelled one of them.
"So you finally caught on!" said Mabel.
"You're some of those wizards!" said one of them.
"that right!" said Mabel.
"Give me back my sister!" yelled a small one.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"I'll handle them!" said one of the figures.
That was when tree roots began to attack them.,
"Hey!" yelled Mabel.
The roots lifted the three of them up.
Dipper managed to cut himself lose.
"You might be a wizard! But you cant me!" said the person who was clearly a woman.
The woman began to attack Dipper with more plants and Dipper dodged.
"Solid Script Fire!" he called out burning the plants.
"Why you little!" yelled the woman.
Mable meanwhile requiped her grappling hook and she it at the woman's cloak removed the cloak and revealing a woman covered in leaves.
"Some kind of tree woman?": asked Soos.
"I'm a Dryad!" yelled the woman, "We are the forts friends!"
That was when the other people in the group removed their cloaks. Revealing all sort of forest denizens.
"Oh man…" said Soos, "I know where this is going."
"Environmental message?" asked Mabel.
"Environmental message." Sighed Soos.
Back at the Guild Hall Erza sighed, as Dipper's journal didn't have any information.
"So…" said Erza, "What happened yesterday were they together in any way?"
"Well yesterday me and Natsu got called in by Blubs and Durland." Said Gray, "We managed to catch the guy, but you know what comes with the job…"
"Your police cruiser." Said Erza.
"He was sick all afternoon." Said Lucy.
"Then Lisanna offered to take him for a walk." Said Gray.
"Something must have happened in during the walk." Said Erza.
Erza looked over at Stan who was still there having drinks with Makarov.
Stan knew what it meant.
"Well I have to get going." Said Stan, "I have some ideas for some new attractions."
"See you later." Said Makarov.
Stan left.
"All right." Said Erza, "I'm going to explore the forest and search for any clues."
"I'm going too." Said Jellal.
"I'm going too." Said Lucy.
"And if Lucy's going, I'm going." Said Loke.
"Same." Said Gray.
"Gray, Sherriff Blubs is on the phone, he needs some help with something." Said Mirajane.
"Seriously." Said Gray he sighed, "Sorry."
"It's okay." Said Lucy.
Although his absence from this group would cause certain ideas among people…
"All right… let's go." Said Erza.
"What are we looking for?" asked Loke.
"I have no idea." Answered Erza.
Back in the forest with Dipper, Soos and Mabel.
They all looked at the assorted group in addition to the dryad there were group of fairies, a woman with flows for hair, some gnomes, a satyr and some sort of weird furry orange thing.
"What are you doing?" asked Dipper.
"We're the Friends of the Forest! And we're here to make those animals live in peace!" said the Dryad.
"We're taking away the animals that were polluted." Said one of the fairies, "Of course you kidnapers have something to say about it."
"Is this about Evergreen kidnapping fairies?" asked Soos, "Because I'm against it…"
"we all are." Said Dipper.
"Fairies are cute, but I don't think someone should kidnap them and keep them in a terrarium. "said Mabel.
"Okay… I can tell you're telling the truth." Said the fairy.
"Why is a group nymphs, fairs, gnomes, satyr and whatever you are…" said Dipper motioning to the furry orange thing.
"I speak for the trees." Said the furry orange.
"Okay…" said Dipper, "Anyways why are you kidnapping animals from that farm?"
"To protect them!" said the woman with flowers for hair (she was a type of nymph), "That farm is a terrible farm! The animals are doomed to be mutated in some way! Whether it's a goat with two heads, an 8 legged cow or super intelligent sheep."
""Yeah but you just can't steal them!" said Mabel.
"What do you even do to them?" asked Dipper.
"We just set them free." Said the Dryad.
"That doesn't sound nice." Said Soos.
"Yeah, I'm actually starting to my doubts." Said one of the other fairies, "Predators keep getting to them…"
"Carol!" said the Dryad.
"I'm Sylvia." Said the fairy who then pointed at another fairy, "She's Carol."
"Look it doesn't matter! Humans are destroying the world!" yelled the Dryad, "And all of you know it!"
"Now, now just calm down." Said the orange thing.
"Quiet you! I know you're just some sell out!" yelled the Dryad.
The other members of the group stared at the dryad.
"Here…" said one of the gnomes giving another a hug handful of berries.
"Told you she'd snap." Said the gnome who received the berries.
"All right girl-dude! Time to get us out of here!" said Soos, "Wood-Make! Chain-saw!"
Soos cut himself free and then Mabel.
"How dare you use wood to cut my trees!" yelled the Dryad.
"This is going to be a cray-cray fight." Said the one name Carol.
"Who wants to watch!" said one of the gnomes.
The Satyr took out a pan flute and blew something in Morris Code.
"Yeah sounds like fun…" said Sylvia.
"I'd hate, but this looks awesome…" said the nymph with flower hair.
Elsewhere in the forest, the group was investigating.
However a gnome blockade stopped them..
"Whoa! Whoa! Stop! You can't go there!" yelled one of the gnomes.
"Why?" asked Erza.
"Because that area is contaminated by blooming jerk blossoms." Said one of the gnomes.
"Jerk blossoms?" asked Lucy.
"What?" asked Loke.
"The boss knows how to explain things better." Said one of the gnomes.
"Hey Jeff!" yelled one of the gnomes.
Erza scowled.
Jeff showed up wearing a hazmat suit.
HE removed the hood.
"Erza." Muttered Jeff.
"Jeff…" muttered Erza.
"So you know my name." said Jeff.
"Heard it around." Said Erza.
"Same." Muttered Jeff.
"So what are Jerk Flowers?" asked Erza.
"Like I would tell you." Said Jeff, "After you took away our new queen!"
"You kidnapped my daughter!" yelled Erza.
"Calm down I'll handle it." Said Jellal.
"Oh so the rumors I heard are true." Said Jeff, "Erza has a post divorce boy toy…"
"What…" said Jellal.
"Please dating a much younger man, you don't have any right to say things about me and Mabel." Said Jeff.
"This is not the time for this…" said Jellal.
"Do Jerk Flowers turn people into jerks?" Loke decided to ask.
"What makes you say that?" asked Jeff.
"No… he's pretty much right…" said one of the other gnomes.
"Steve!" yelled Jeff.
"Let me guess someone you know is inexplicably a jerk?" asked the one named Steve.
"Oh come on!" yelled Jeff.
"Two of our friends." Said Lucy.
"Jerk Flowers when in bloom give off a pollen when inhaled turns people into jerks." Explained Steve.
"So that's what happened…" said Loke.
"I hope so…" said Lucy.
"Okay, just make them drink two cups of Lemon Juice and they'll be fine." Said Steve.
"Okay… thanks…" said Erza.
"Oh by the way." Said Lucy, "That's nice that's you're making sure no one else gets effected by it."
"Oh right… that's totally the reason." Said Jeff.
"Actually a good chunk of us wants to make sure he doesn't become an even bigger jerk than he already is." Said Steve, "That or it's already effecting him.
"Hey!" yelled Jeff.
That was when a bunch of Gnomes showed up tackled Jeff and forced him to drink lemon juice.
"This is good for you Jeff!" yelled one of the gnomes.
"You'll be less of a jerk!" yelled another.
"Maybe it's better if you levee now." Said Steve.
The four members of Fairy Tail all nodded.
Meanwhile back in the forest the Dryad all glared at them . \
"All right! Time to feel the wrath of nature." Said the dryad.
She began a large golem out of trees to attack them.
"All right! I have the perfect thing to fight that!" said Soos.
"Really what?" asked dipper.
"Wood Make: Mecha!" called out Soos.
He created a large robot, it had on it's back two weapons.
"I have no idea what you just created but it won't stand up again my golem of pure nature!" said the Dryad.
"Why did we even join this group anyways?" asked one of the fairies, "We live in the safe part of the forest that's pretty untouched by man…"
"I have no idea." Said the one of the other fairies.
"I just wanted to get away from Jeff." Admitted one of the gnomes
"Go!" ordered the Dryad.
"All right! Do it!" yelled Soos.
The two creation made of wood ran towards each other, the golem tried to punch Soos' robot, but the robot dodged each attack.
The robot then grabbed it's weapons. Which seems to be some kind of swords.
The golem did get a few times, but it tried to attack with more punches.
"That thing won't win!" yelled the Dryad.
She then created more golems.
The robot was outnumber now.
"All right! It's time"! yelled Soos.
The robot nodded.
It began to rearrange the swords, it began to point the weapons at the golems.
It turned they weren't swords at all, but rather Gun Swords! Swords that could into guns!
Soos' robot began to blast away the golems with the bullets made of wood.
"Woe you really through of everything…" said Mabel.
"Oh yeah, I watch a lot of anime." Said Soos.
The Dryad watched in horror, at the weapons.
"It can't be… how is this human beating me…" said Dryad.
"I'm not just a normal human!" said Soos, "I'm a wizard now! So I have magic!"
There was only one more golem left standing who looked somewhat terrified.
The robot switched it's gun swords back to sword mode.
The robot then ran towards the Golem, and sliced.
The golem looked at it body, it wasn't injured at all as the robot walked away.
The Golem turned around and was about to attack the Robot, however the golem suddenly split apart.
"How much anime do you watch?" asked Dipper.
"A lot." Answered Soos.
The Dryad stood there shaking.
She turned to her team, they all leaving.
"You know what I relied she's worse than Jeff." Said one of the gnomes.
"I'll find another way to clear my conscious after selling out." Said the orange thing.
"I'll have to check with other nymphs to see if one's crazy when joining another environmental group." Said the flower hair nymph.
"I'm going to save the environment my own way by shrinking loggers one at a time and teaching them the ways of the fairy. "said one of the fairies.
"Don't leave!" said the Dryad.
She turned to Soos, Dipper and Mabel. Dipper held his sword, Mabel took out her grappling hook while Soos' robot was looking for another fight.
The Dryad looked like she was going to cry.
"Oh man…" she muttered.
Elsewhere in the forest.
Natsu and Lisanna were walking in the forest.
Happy sighed between them.
"You should apologize to Lucy…" said Happy.
"Will you stop saying that." Muttered Lisanna.
"Why should we apologize to a weakling." Said Natsu.
That was when they saw Erza, Jellal, Lucy and Loke.
"Natsu… Lisanna." Said Erza.
"What do you want?" asked Natsu.
"You're under the effect of a flower that alters your behavior." Said Erza, "You have to drink lemon juice to reverse it."
"Yeah right." Said Natsu.
"It's true." Said Erza.
"I'll only do it if you can beat me in a fight." Said Natsu, "As if you can beat me!"
Erza looked at Natsu and smirked.
"All right." Said Erza with a smirk.
"Hey, are you getting a sense of Déjà vu from this?" asked Lucy.
"No…" answered Jellal.
"I am." Said Loke.
"So am I." agreed Happy deciding he didn't want to be with Lisanna.
Erza requiped into her Heart Kreuz Armor.
The two looked at each other.
Natsu ran over to Erza. However Erza just simply punched him in the stomach very hard.
Natsu fell to the ground with his leg twitching.
"Drink the lemon juice." Said Erza handing him a bottle.
"Yes ma'am…" said Natsu who didn't have the ability to get up.
"I'm telling Mira!" said Lisanna.
"Lisanna." Said a voice.
Lisanna trend around, it was Mirajane. She was smiling sweetly.
"Please drink the lemon juice." She said.
"Fine." Said Lisanna not wanting to argue with her sister.
At the farm the Dryad was tied up and beaten a little.
"I'm sorry kidnapping your live sock." Said the Drayed.
"So it was some sort of nudist wearing leaves." Said the farmer.
"What?" asked the Dryad.
"Here's your money. "said the farmer giving the team their reward.
They all left and began to spread the money.
"So should we feel a little guilty about this?" asked Mabel.
"No." said Dipper, "Remember, a lot of the animals they took died from predators."
"It's fine, Commie Spiders shut down the Mud flap factory every now and then." Said Soos.
That was when they heard some notices from the mud flap factory and the toxic spill stopped.
"I think that's the reason why they never attacked the mud flap factory." Said Soos.
"Make sense…" said Dipper.
"Anyways." Said Soos, "I think I figure out my style…"
"What?" asked Mabel.
"Anime weapons…" said Soos, "I can make gun swords and other kinds of weapons… plus more robots! An d ships!"
"That's perfect!" said Mabel.
"I know right!" said Soos, "But I'm still going to focus on the Shack."
"We figured." Said Dipper.
"All right! Cheered Soos.
Elsewhere in the forest, both Natsu and Lisanna were recovering from having to drink two cups of lemon juice.
"When will the sour go away?" asked Natsu.
"I don't know… "said Erza, "I once saw Mabel eat an entire bag of war heads… I'm not sure which is worse."
"Do you remember anything from today?" asked Lucy.
"Everything's a blur." Said Natsu.
"Yeah…" said Lisanna.
"I'm sorry… I didn't mean anything today." Said Natsu.
I'm sorry…" said Lisanna.
"It's okay…" said Lucy who was smiling, "Just glad you're back to normal. We're a team… I know you wouldn't mean any of that…"
"Yeah…" said Natsu.
"You're lucky that you weren't yourself." Said Loke glaring at Natsu.
"I know…" said Natsu who began to sweat.
He then sighed.
"By the way I was wondering are there any side effects of it." Said Natsu.
"What do you mean?" asked Erza.
"I could have sworn this morning Soos claiming he now had magic… and a second Dipper and Mabel appearing." Said Natsu.
"I remember that too." Said Lisanna.
"Hey!" called out Mabel.
They turned to see the three.
"How was the job." Said Erza.
"Okay." Said Dipper, "Had to stop an environmental group made up of fairies, nymphs, gnomes, a satyr and something that speaks for the trees."
"So did you find your style?" asked Erza.
"Oh yeah!" said Soos, "Wood Make Gun Sword!"
He created a gun sword, he switched it to gun mode and shot into the forest.
Natsu and Lisanna both stared at this.
They then turned to Mirajane.
"Did… did Cana really start a fight with me then?" asked Natsu.
"She did." Confirmed Mirajane.
"She's probably not going to be as forgiving as me." Said Lucy.
"Yeah…" said Natsu.
"Well everything's back to normal with Natsu and Lisanna." Said Happy, "And all well that ends well…"
"So what happened today?" asked Soos.
"Don't ask." Said Loke.
That was when Erza's cell phone rang.
"Hello?" asked Erza.
"Okay, so I found out what might be causing it, something called a Jerk Flower." Said Stan other end.
"Two cups of Lemon juice is the cure." Said Erza.
"Seriously? You made me search and you found out on your own? "asked Stan on the other end.
"Sorry…" said Erza.
"Great…" muttered Stan, "How did you find out anyways?"
"Gnomes." Answered Erza.
"I see…" muttered Stan.
"See you tonight." Said Erza hanging up the phone
"So Stan found out about the flowers?" asked Jellal.
"Yeah." Said Erza.
"Flowers/" asked Mabel.
"Once again… you really don't want to know about our day." Said Lucy.
"I wonder what Cana's going to make us do…" sighed Natsu.
"Probably cover her tab for a while." Said Mirajane.
"Oh man…" said Lisanna.
And so Natsu and Lisanna returned to normal… Sure they said horrible things, but they weren't themselves at the time… it was also that flowers fault.
And Soos learned what his style… awesome anime weapons! Can't blame him… because swords that turn into guns are freaking awesome!
Next Time: Mabel feels bad for Robbie who's still mopey after his break up with Wendy... So she decides to set him up with Tambry. But what happens when she meets an actually love god with potions! Meanwhile Stan decides to get hip with the kids and builds a hot air balloon in his image... What could go wrong? Find out next time!
A/N: Soos' specialty in anime weaponry was a recent idea, now that we know he's an anime fan from the finale...
