Chapter 48: The Love God
It was just a normal day, Dipper and Mabel were hanging out with Wendy and her friends while cloud watching.
"That one looks like a chipmunk." Said Mabel.
And airplane flew through that particular cloud.
"Barfing an airplane." Said Wendy.
"It does…" laughed Dipper.
Thompson pointed to a waffle shaped cloud and he stumbled as it reminded of his past.
"It looks like a cloud." He said.
They all booed.
"Stop being the worst at everything." Said Wendy.
Mabel pointed to certain "clouds"
"Look at those clouds, that one's a heart shaped." Said Mabel.
"Clouds don't come in color." Said Dipper," those are balloons."
"Oh Dude! Woodstick Festival." Said Wendy.
"The wood what?" asked Dipper.
"It's an annual out festival featuring Oregon's up and coming indie bands." Said Wendy.
She took Tambry's phone.
"Hey!" yelled Tambry.
"They're all coming! Woodgrain on Everything, Scarves Indoors, the Love God. You might have heard of that last one from the viral video." Said Wendy.
She played the viral video of a the Love God (who was a fat blond guy with a backpack with little angel wings on it) falling into the crowd.
"Also they hold auditions for local talent." Said Wendy, "They hold it at the last minute incase bands bale."
"Oh yeah I heard Mira and Gajeel were auditioning for a concert." Said Mabel.
Meanwhile the auditions were going on, Mirajane just finished her song and the judges applauded.
"Congratulations, you're playing at Woodstick this year." Said one of them.
Mirajane smiled and left.
"all right next Gajeel Redfox." Said one of the judges.
Gajeel stood and on stage.
"I'm going to sing a song I wrote called "Best Friend."" Said Gajeel.
He began to sign his song.
The judges watched as well… he sang.
"He is terrible." Whispered one of the judges.
"But it seems to bad it's good." Said one of the judges.
"Ironically cool! He's going to be ironically cool!" said one of the other judges.
Once Gajeel was done.
"Congratulations Gajeel! You made it to Woodstick," said the judges.
"Yes! Take that Salamander!" yelled Gajeel.
Back with group, Dipper, Mabel and Wendy all got a chill.
"Did you just feel like something bad happened?" asked Dipper.
"Eh, it's probably nothing." Said Wendy.
"So a real concert, I've never been to one before." Said Dipper.
"Well you never had a crew you can roll with before." Sid Wendy.
They all looked at Mabel had joined in with Nate and Lee telling Thompson to lick a sponge.
That was when they heard groaning.
"Ghostly cemetery sounds." Said Mabel.
"It's coming from that open grave." Said Wendy.
"You do it!" said Nate.
"No you do it." Said Lee.
"Thompson, go look." Said Dipper.
Thompson sighed.
"Gaze upon death! Gaze upon death!" the others chanted.
He looked into the open grave, he screamed in terror.
"It's creepier than I excepted…" muttered Tambry.
Turns out what was in there was Robbie.
"Why did she leave me!" moaned Robbie.
"Robbie?" asked Wendy.
Robbie froze.
"Oh hey, Wendy, what's up! You know regular day for me." Said Robbie.
Whoa dude, we haven't seen you in like a million years." Said Lee.
"You're not still mourning our break-up are you?" asked Wendy.
"What, no way." Said Robbie.
He was looking at a picture of Wendy, which he quickly hid.
"It's been forever since we broke up. It's really sweet you threw yourself in a grave, but you got to move on." Said Wendy.
"Huh… what I totally moved on." Said Robbie.
That was when his cellphone rang and it was him signing a song about how much he missed Wendy and how he could never, ever move on.
He looked at Wendy and tossed the phone, hitting a tombstone and shattering it.
"Completely different Wendy… you know the one from the Guild..." said Robbie having heard about Marvelous… well not much beyond her name is Wendy.
"She's 12." Said Wendy.
"Dude this is getting awkward." Whispered Lee to Nate.
"The cemetery used to be fun, but now it's depressing." Said Tambry.
Everyone but Mabel walked away at Robbie began to use a shovel to pour dirt on his head.
Mabel walked towards the others.
"You guys he's in pain, we can't just ditch him." said Mabel.
"Didn't you used to torment your mom's boyfriend?" asked Lee.
"Yeah, but that was before I knew how much emotional pain he was in." said Mabel.
"Come on Mabel, it's Robbie." Said Dipper.
"But he's he suffering, how can I be happy, if I know someone else is sad." Said Mabel, "It totally throws off my happiness chart."
Turns out it wasn't just a expression and she had an actual happiness chart.
"Mabel, if I learned something since moving here, it's don't mixed up in romantic drama." Said Dipper.
He then whispered to her, "Besides, with Robbie gone we can finally hang out with Wendy's friends… Maybe we should let a good thing be, you know."
Mabel looked back at Robbie who was still in the grave when a vulture came down.
"Just eat me already!" said Robbie.
The vulture started to eat him.
"I was being dramatic! Quit it quit it!" yelled Robbie.
Sometime later at the Mystery Shack.
"Sorry you had to see that." Said Wendy.
"You know what Robbie needs, a new girl! Romance is like gum, when it looses it's flavor you just cram another in."
"Mabel, it's not that easy." Said Wendy.
"It is if you're the world's greatest match maker." Said Mabel.
"Which you're not." Said Dipper.
"Oh come on I hadn't had an unhappy customer yet." Said Mabel.
"Juvia and Gray." Said Dipper.
Okay so it's an up hill battle." Said Mabel.
"More like up mountain." Said Dipper.
"I'd say more like up cliff." Said Wendy.
"Okay besides them, I set up Soos and Melody." Said Mabel.
They turned to Soos who was video chatting with Melody.
"All right! Watch this!" said Soos.
They watched as he made a rose made out of wood.
"Oh that's so cool!" said Melody.
"I'd send it to you, but it disappears if get too far away from." Sighed Soos.
"It's okay." Said Melody.
"Let's not forget Waddles and Gompers." Said Mabel.
They looked to the pig and goat duck tapped together. Also Gompers was wearing a veil and there tin cans tied to them.
"Match made!" said Mabel.
"That might work for a goat and pig." Said Wendy, "But Robbie's a hopeless."
"Hopeless case eh…" said Mabel.
"Just work on Juvia and Gray…" said Dipper.
Meanwhile outside Stan was sewing a wig to a gorilla.
That was when an ominous wind blew in blowing away the wig. And that was when he noticed the hot air balloons.
"Oh no… Hot Air Balloons!" yelled Stan.
He noticed some bicyclists.
"Fixed Gear Bikes!" said Stan.
That was when a hippie van showed up with someone signing.
"Folk Music!" yelled Stan, "Oh god no! It's the Wood Stick Festival!"
He began to panic.
"Soos! Erza! Laxus! Lock Down the Shack and hide my shirt so no one tie dyes it!"
He went though a suitcase full of weapons and took out a cross bow, which he aimed at a hot air balloon.
"Stan!" yelled Erza, "For the last time! You can't kill hippies and hipsters!"
"No likes them! So no one will convict me!" said Stan., "Their slow, I can take a few down.
"Wait Mr. Pines!" yelled Soos pushing the cross bow out of the out the path of the hot air balloon.
Also the arrow hits a bird.
"I've been thinking! Every year this festival comes by and every year you shun potential customers."
"You really think I can make money off these free loading kale munching freak shows?" asked Stan.
"You got to find something that appeals to them." Said /Soos.
Stan looked at the balloons.
"So their in Hot Air balloons…" said Stan.
"If you're going to do a zany scheme, I'll help." Said Erza.
"Really? Why?" asked Stan.
"Because someone has to help when something goes wrong." Said Erza.
"When was the last time a Zany scheme ever went wrong?" asked Stan.
Erza was about to answer.
"Don't answer that." Said Stan.
That when Laxus finally came out.
"What's going on?" asked Laxus.
"A zany scheme involving a hot air balloon." Answered Erza.
"Not getting involved." Said Laxus heading back inside, "Besides I have lunch with Thunder Legion today…"
Meanwhile Mabel went to Robbie's house.
"All right Mabel, this is going to get intense." Said Mabel.
When Robbie's parents opened the door.
"Howdy Do!" said Robbie's father.
"Happy day!" said Robbie's mother.
"It is intense." Said Mabel, "You're Robbie's parents? I always thought he was raised by like sad wolves."
"Oh well, he doesn't like to talk about us. He always says we're too cheerful for funereal directors." Said Robbie's father, "Come in, come in…"
Once they were inside, Robbie's dad offered he a cracker platter.
"Oh no time for that. I'm here to cheer up Robbie up! Can't have dry cracker mouth for that."" Said Mabel.
His mother walked over to the stairs with a plate in hand.
"Robbie Stacy Valentino! There's a little girl here to see you." She called out and gave Mabel the plate, "You go on up! And take him his lunch too!"
Mabel looked at his lunch with was spaghetti and meatballs that was made in the shape of a smiley face.
"Lady, I like your style." Said Mabel.
She went to his room, as she did she passed by some photos of him showing his growth into a teen…
It wasn't pretty.
"Robbie! It's Mabel!" called out Mabel.
"Who?" asked Robbie.
"Remember me, I'm like Girl Dipper, "said Mabel.
"Go away!" yelled Robbie.
"I heard a come in!" said Mabel.
She opened and door and turned on the light when she entered. Of course Robbie reacted badly.
"Hey! Listen kid! Nobody from the Pines Family is welcome in." said Robbie, "In case you forgot your mom ruined my life!"
"And Mabel's going to be the one to fix it." Said Mabel as she set down Robbie's food and took a seat, "Listen Robbie, I always used to see you as the human version of rat poison."
"Uh… go on." Said Robbie.
"But when I saw you in the cemetery, I relied Robbie's not a bad guy. He's just a heart broken soul who needs love and gloves with fingers."
"Hey Finger-less gloves are awesome." Said Robbie.
"No they don't." laughed Mabel, "You just need a good match maker. I grantee that I will find you true love, or double your sadness back."
"If I say yes, will you leave my room." Said Robbie.
"I guarantee it." Said Mabel.
Sometime later, Mabel was looking for a toy version of the towns with wooden versions of the town's people.
There was also a section for future match making matches, featuring Dipper and Candy, Stan and Soos' grandmother, Juvia and Gray, Levy and Gajeel, Elfman and Evergreen and a sprite section that had Natsu, Lucy and Lisanna with the label "Figure this out another time".
"Okay Gravity Falls, who want to date Robbie… Lazy Susan? No too old. Grenda? No too young. Multi-bear? I'm putting you in the maybe pile." Said Mabel.
That was when the duck tapped Waddles and Gompers started screaming and bleating.
"What's that Wompers? Someone we already know?" asked Mabel, "But who would be gothy and superficial enoguh to be…"
Then she realized it, Tambry.
"Of course! That it! America's next power couple!" said Mabel.
Meanwhile at Thompson's house they were taping snacks to Thompson.
"More Snack! More Snacks!" said Lee and Nate.
"Just happy to be included." Said Thompson.
Then they covered his mouth.
"This is brilliant! And it was all Dipper's idea." Said Wendy.
"Whoo Nice!" said Lee and Nate.
"Well done." Said Wendy.
"I sense greatness in you." Said Lee.
That was when Dipper's cellphone started ringing.
"Who's calling now?" asked Nate.
"It's Levy." Said Dipper.
He answered it.
"Hey, you're going to Woodstick Festival, right?" asked Levy.
"Yeah." Answered Dipper.
"Just a heads up, Gajeel passed the auditions for one of his local talents." Said Levy.
"Why are you warning me… I thought you liked his signing?" asked Dipper.
"I know you don't like him though…" said Levy on the other end.
Dipper was sure she could hear her embarrassed blush over the phone.
"Thanks for letting me know." Said Dipper.
He hung up.
"Is something wrong?" asked Wendy.
"Gajeel's performing and she wanted to warn me." Said Dipper.
"Wait, you mean the guy with metal powers and hangs out with that muscle bound cat?" asked Lee.
"Yeah." Said Dipper.
"He's likes to sing and play guitar but he's really bad." Said Wendy.
"Oh yeah, wasn't he really bad at Karaoke?" asked Lee.
"All right! Ignoring what will be a terrible act, everyone go home and get ready for the concert." Said Wendy;.
"Hey don't wait up Tambers." Said Nate.
"Don't call me Tambers." Muttered Tambry.
"Classic Tambers." Laughed Nate.
That was when Tambry got a text.
"Tambry. You. Me. Date. Bring that sweet, sweet bod. Your secret admirer." Read Tambry.
And sometime later at Greasy's diner.
The two noticed each other and both groaned.
"Robbie? You're my secret admirer?" asked Tambry.
"This is what I get for trusting a toddler." Muttered Robbie.
Mabel sighed as she watched the two bicker.
Plus it didn't' help when she watched Robbie lick a mustard stain from his shirt.
"Status Update: On a date with a sociopath." Said Tambry brining out her phone.
"Oh bring out the phone, classic Tambers." Muttered Robbie.
And so Robbie order some chilly fries.
"How did this happen? I'm supposed to be the best match maker." Said Mabel.
The patrons began to talk amongst themselves.
That was when The Love God Entered!
"who's ready to fall in love tonight!" yelled the Love God.
The crowd started cheering.
"Love God!" some of them cheered.
"That's what they call me!" he said as he started up the joke box, "We're rewriting history together with you and you!"
He pointed a man and one of the waitresses who started to make out.
Love is real!" he yelled out then he noticed an old lady, "Hey there angel, what's your name?"
"Meredith." Said the old woman.
"Meredith, Meredith… We got a problem." Said the love god, he mentioned to another old lady.
Yes an old lady…
"That cutie right there is your soul mate and you're living with her." Said the Love God.
"Oh no what do I do?" asked the old woman.
"Get it girl! You know what you love!" said the Love God he pointed at the other old woman, "Poof Match Made!"
Meredith ran off with the other old lady.
Mabel was watching this with interest.
"I must know how this works." Said Mabel.
She went over to him as he was stuffing himself with a sandwich.
"Hi Love God! Big fan!" said Mabel, "Can I just say that was finest matchmaking I have ever seen… Can you please tell me your secret?"
"Well between you and me, let's just say my name's not exactly a coincidence." Said the Love God.
His wings began to flutter.
"Oh My Love God…" said Mabel, "You're an actual love god?"
"Cherub actually." Said Love God, "The internet pretty much does my job for me. So I'm taking time to focus on my rock career."
He handed her a cassette.
"Boom! Cassette! For you!" said Love God.
"Oh… that's great." Said Mabel discreetly throwing out the cassette, "So anyway, can you make anything fall in love?"
She pointed to a snake and a badger fighting outside.
"Like that snake and that badger?" asked Mabel.
"Gee… I don't know… it might be kind of hard to." He said, then he pointed outside, "Kaboom! Match made!"
The animals smiled at each other and the badger ran into the forest.
"They're going to make a snager!" said Mabel with her eyes sparkling, "How are you doing that?"
"Love Potion Yo!" said Love God motioning to a belt of love potions, "I got Summer Love, Young Love, Anti-Love. You got to put a little on your fingers and pow!"
"I need that potion! How much would it cost!" said Mabel.
She took out a wad of cash.
"Whoa!" said the Love God, "How does a little kid have that much money."
"I'm a wizard. I do jobs sometimes and I'm running out of things to buy." Said Mabel.
The Love God blinked and sighed.
"There's no price to the love potions. You think you might know what's bet for someone, but this stuff has some major social consequences. That's why it can only handled by a serious love expert." Said the Love God.
"Love God! Sign my face!" said a woman.,
"Only if you sign my face!" said the Love God, "Whoo! Let's get weird!"
The two started making out.
Mabel got an idea, while he was distracted she stole one of the love potions and replaced with a saltshaker.
She went to the kitchen and found Robbie's chilly fries.
"Mind if I add something?" asked Mabel.
The chef shrugged.
Greasy's after all wasn't a classy establishment.
She poured the love potion all over the fires.
The two soon got the fries and both ate them their eyes becoming bigger.
"Whoa! Did you just suddenly start becoming more likeable?" asked Robbie.
"You don't' seem as needy as I used to you as." Said Tambry.
"Hey, maybe you want to get out of here and maybe make out in a public lot?" asked Robbie.
"For some reason I do," said Tambry she took out her phone for a status update but then relied she didn't want to stare at it.
"Match Made!" cheered Mabel.
Mabel made her way to Thompson's house where everyone was ready for Woodstick.
"We're just waiting on Tambry." Said Nate, "Can't leave without Tambry."
"Sorry guys but Tambry's on a little busy at the moment, wink, wink." Said Mabel.
"Why are you winking?" asked Nate.
"Let's just say Robbie and Tambry took a trip to Smoochville." Said Mabel, "Now's everyone's happy!"
"Wait? Wait… Tambry and Robbie! This can't be happening!" yelled Nate.
"How's that…" said Mabel.
He knew I liked her!" said Nate, "How could he do this!"
"Whoa! Hold it! You like Tambry and you told Robbie?" asked Lee.
"You always make fun of my crushes man!" said Nate.
Lee whacked Nate, "That's what we do genius."
"Oh man! That is so like her! Dating my ex-boyfriend behind my back." yelled Wendy, "I'm going to tear those highlights out!"
"Guys, guys… clam down… we'll be late for the concert." Said Dipper.
"Uh, newsflash kid, I'm not going to the concert." Said Nate pointing to Lee, "Not with him!"
"Hey, no problem, cus I'm out." Said Lee.
"Me too!" said Wendy.
All three of them left.
"Wait! No! Don't leave!" cried Thompson, "This group is all I have. Don't' make me go back to having no friends!"
"Match made?" asked Mabel as Dipper glared at her.
"What did you do!" growled Thompson, "I've let those guys pick on me for years just to keep this group together. And now they've totally fallen apart."
"But were starting to hang out! I was one of the gang!" said Dipper.
"Well unless you can break them up right now, there is no gang!" yelled Thompson, "I have no more friends and neither do you."
He tripped off some chips and began to eat them.
"Mabel what did I tell you about staying out of Robbie's personal life?" asked Dipper.
"I know, I know… I just wanted to be a good match maker." Said Mabel, "I never have gotten that love potion form the love god."
"Wait Love Potion?" asked dipper, "If you did a spell can't you undo it?"
"That's it! If I undo the spell, then everyone will be friends again! But I'm going to need your help." Said Mabel.
Dipper nodded.
"By the way…" said Mabel she pointed to Dipper's concert outfit, "You aren't pulling off that V-neck."
"I know…" sighed Dipper.
"BURN IT!" yelled Mabel.
Meanwhile at the Wood Stick Festival, Stan, Soos and Erza were sewing up the balloon.
"balloon Faster Soos, we need this up before the festival ends." Said Stan.
"Why did I agree to do this again?" asked Erza.
"I'm guessing you're boyfriend's busy thinning out the jobs the Guild's been getting lately while Natsu's trying to do as many jobs to pay off half of Cana's tab." Said Stan.
Erza sighed when he said that.
"Hey, are you sure that open flame should be that close to a dangling open flame?" asked Soos.
"I'm sure about everything!" said Stan.
"I'd say move it." Said Erza.
"Who's balloon is this?" asked Stan, "Now lube up those gears with kerosene."
Erza sighed, "I have to remember to not get caught up in zany schemes again."
"Oh come on, you love it." Laughed Stan.
Erza didn't answer.
Dipper and Mabel watched as Thompson tired to get the three to go inside the concert.
As it turns out, Tambry and Robbie walked with their arms linked.
"Ew… they're doing that couple's walk." Said Dipper, he then yelled at the two, "You're in public! People can see you!"
"Come on!" said Mabel.
The two headed back stage.
In the area, the stage manger were giving some information toe Gajeel and Mirajane.
"All right Gajeel, you're after Love God and Mirajane, you're after Gajeel." Said the stage manger.
He then left.
"You nervous." Said Mirajane.
"Not all." Muttered Gajeel.
That was when Gajeel sniffed the air.
"What is it?" asked Mirajane.
Mirajane then saw Dipper and Mabel.
"What are those tow doing this time?" asked Gajeel.
The stage manger then called out.
"Sound Check for Love God!"
Love God got out of his van with his groupies, one of which was Tyler.
As the twins watched, Mirajane tapped their shoulder.
Both of them jump thinking it was security, but it was Mirajane and Gajeel.
"What did you two do now?" asked Gajeel.
"What makes you think we did something?" asked Mabel.
Mirajane giggled, "Because you two are trouble makers."
"I used a love potion on Robbie and Tambry and now their friends are fighting because of it o I have to break them up." Said Mabel.
"Seriously?" asked Gajeel.
"Wait… is the love potion form the Love God?" asked Mirajane, "So he is an actual love god?"
Mabel nodded.
Thankfully he was gone and thankfully he left behind his belt of Love potions.
The twins went over and Mabel went through them.
"Let's see, Puppy Love, Interspecies Love, Love of Country Music." Said Mabel who cringed at that one, "Here it is, Anti-Love."
She took it and read the instructions.
"To reverse the effects of the love potion, just spray your targets and watch their hearts die inside." Read Mabel.
"sounds good to me." Said Dipper.
Both of them turned and saw the Love God standing before them.
"Hey, you're the one who's bee stealing my stuff!" said the Love God, "I'm not loving this!"
"I made a mistake and now I have to fix it. "said Mabel
"Kid, I tired to tell you, this stuff is way too dangerous." Said Love God, "On my oath as a love god…"
However Mirajane motioned over for them to follow her. Gajeel sighed knowing he was caught up in this too.
"Sorry, Love God, but it's for the good of my friends." Said Mabel.
They all ran from the love god.
"Pout it in your Pocket." Said Mirajane.
Mabel nodded and placed the Potion in her subspace pocket.
They ran past security.
"They're with us." Said Mirajane.
Security nodded and let them pass.
They got to the main area of the festival and Dipper stole a spray bottle sprayer and handed it to Mabel who put in the subspace pocket.
However the Love God managed to catch up thanks to his tiny wings.
"I don't know why the local talent is helping you" said Love God.
"We're friends." Said Mirajane.
"Huh…" said Love God, "But you leave no choice!"
He took out a pink bottle.
"Visions of Heartbreak Past." he called out.
A pink smoke appeared.
And soon took the shape of people she knew in the past.
Gabe, Sev'ral Timez, that one boy from the Gift Shop.
Dipper punched that one away.
'Mabel you can't fall for it." Said Dipper.
"Oh god why!" cried Mabel.
"Oh no Mabel." Said Dipper.
He got to Mabel, who like she was trying to vomit, and Mirajane was reassuring her.
Why?
A pink version of Gray was hitting on her.
"It's wrong! So wrong!" cried Mabel.
The Love God stared at this.
"I don't know what's going on…" said Love God.
Meanwhile Soos, Stan and Erza all looked at the balloon they built.
"This can't get any worse." Said Erza.
"Oh come on it's not that bad…" said Stan, he looked at his blueprints which was him smiling with the words "I heart kids on it."
"I heard Kids." Said Stan.
He looked at the actual balloon, the balloon head was made of nightmares. That's the only way to describe it.
"All right! Let 'er rip!" said Stan.
Soos untied it.
"Oh no! A letter ripped!" yelled Soos.
"What the H…" said Stan as he dodged the H.
"I should have just taken a Solo Job today…" muttered Erza as the letter R fell.
The sign that should have read "I heart kids" now read "I eat kids."
"I eat kids!" yelled one of the people who saw this, "But we're kids!"
"It's Heaven's punishment for our horrible taste in everything!" yelled another.
That was when the balloon's engine malfunctioned and the entire balloon caught on fire.
"Mommy is the floating head going to eat us!" cried one child.
"Yes, Charlie! Yes he will!" cried the mother holding her child closer.
At the Guild Hall, Makarov answered the phone, it was an emergency job.
"A monster head that's on fire is attacking Woodstick!" said Makarov after he ended the call, "We need someone who can get there fast!"
Thankfully the Thunder Legion was there. All three of them nodded taking the job. All three flew out of the Guild Hall.
Thanks to the fact that they could fly they got there in less than a minute. All three them stared at the… "monster" .
They all realized something quickly.
"Didn't Laxus say something about a zany scheme about a hot air balloon earlier?" asked Bickslow.
"He did." Confirmed Evergreen.
"So…" said Freed.
"Everyone's just over reacting." Said Evergreen.
"Let's just leave…" said Bickslow.
"Once we explain, master will understand." Said Freed.
Down on the ground Mabel was holding down her vomit.
Gajeel unfortunately had to explain the situation to the Love God as best as he could.
"So wait… her mom was caught in a time warp?" asked the Love God, "Or was it something else?"
"Hey, I barley understand any of the stuff involving the dimension, okay…" said Gajeel.
Dipper was helping Mirajane in comforting Mabel.
"I'll handle this…" said Mirajane.
"Um… okay…" said Dipper.
Mirajane, stepped forward.
"I should tell you I don't like fighting." Said Mirajane.
"so what are you going to do?" asked Love God.
"So you're a love god… well I'm a demon…" said Mirajane who began to glow dark purple, "And I hate to see the people I care about in pain."
"How was I supposed to know she would get sick?" asked Love God, "But Either Way, you might consider yourself a demon, you'll see what happens when you mess with a god! Only a greater being from the heavens can stop me!"
"It's coming down!" yelled someone.
They all turned to the "I Eat Kids" balloon, which then crashed on top of the Love God.
Mirajane stopped her magic as it didn't land on her.
Meanwhile with Stan's group.
"What are they crying about." Said Stan, "In my day zeppelins rained from the sky."
"It's him! the horrible man from the sky!" yelled one of the people there.
People started screaming.
"Huh… you know what? Being loved by the youth overrated. Being feared is priceless." Said Stan.
"Well I heard Mira's going on later… I minds as well watch that." Sighed Erza.
Back at the balloon wreckage.
"Is he okay?" asked Mirajane.
"Please be immortal… please be immortal." Said Mabel.
That was when the Love God thankfully climbed out of the wreckage.
"Dude I am so over this!" yelled the Love God.
"Love God to the stage! Love God to the Stage!" called out the announcer.
"You know what! Take it! Spray everyone for all I care! You want to mess with people's lives? You want to play god! I don't care anymore! You wizards are crazy!" yelled Love God, "Medic! I need onion rings!"
"I'm headed back stage." Muttered Gajeel he left wondering why did he even get involved in this.
"I think I should head back stage too." Said Mirajane, "Good luck!"
"Thanks for helping me with that fake Gray…" said Mabel who vomited her mouth.
"You going to be okay?" asked Dipper .
"I'm going to be fine…" muttered Mabel, "It's going to be a while until I'm 100 percent."
The twins managed to find the couple. Mabel Requiped both the sprayer and he the anti-love potion.
"Okay, Mabel's now's out chance." Said Dipper, "They break up and our friend group gets back together…"
However Robbie noticed the two.
"Hey! Mabel!" said Robbie, "I wanted to thank you. I've been so miserable since Wendy broke up with me that I thought my life was over. But you were right, I needed to move on. But you were right… I'm happy… weird, huh…"
"hey! We're getting a lot of comments on the picture." Said Tambry.
Robbie winked at Mabel and headed towards Tambry.
"Dipper, maybe we shouldn't do this." Said Mabel, "I mean every time we play with fate, we just make things worse."
They looked at the two who were giving each other eye make up.
"I guess you're right… they are perfect for each other in a gross way." Said Dipper, "But what about the friend group."
"maybe it will work itself out." Said Mabel, "Or we can check if they were tainted by Jerk Flowers and see if they need to drink lemon juice."
Nearby Thompson was holding a cake.
"Guys! Guys! I made everyone a friendship cake!" called out Thompson.
That was when a beach ball hit him and dropped the cake.
When he bent down the pick it up, the coat he was wearing fell off revealing all of the food they duck taped to him.
"Hey! Food from the outside"! yelled one of the guard.
"Get him!" yelled another security guard.
Turns out they all saw Thompson.
"Hey look!" said Lee.
"Is that Thompson?" asked Wendy.
Thompson had since climbed up a utility pole, one of the guards had grabbed a broom.
"Yeah fight the machine!" called out Nate.
"Throw snacks at him!" called out Wendy.
"Use jerky as a weapon!" called out Robbie.
"Thompson!" began Nate.
The other began to chant Thompson alongside him.
Thompson was now dangling by a rope as the one with the broom whacked him around like a piñata.
As they did Nate and Lee playfully hit each other, Tambry and Wendy smiled at each other apologetically, as did Robbie to Wendy.
"I think everything is going to be all right." Said Mabel.
"Maybe someone up there really is a genius matchmaker." Said Dipper.
Thompson even though he was a human piñata.
"All according to plan." Said Thompson.
And so Robbie and Tambry were now a happy couple. Sure the friendship was rocky but in the end they get back together.
But seriously Thompson has some issues he needed to work out…
Next Time: Stan decides to get revenge on other Tourist Traps o the state, so he takes the twins and Mabel's friends on a toad trip to do so. However they learn that Dipper's not quite over Wendy. So Stan decides to teach him how to pick up girls. What will happen? Find out next time!
A/N: I've mentioned this before many times that I moved up Roadside Attraction (which you have to admit makes more sense there before Not What He Seems).
