Chapter 53: Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons

Thanks to the gravity problems caused by the portal the entire towns was damaged, because of that the Mystery Shack was closed.

In the gift shop, Dipper read Journal 2, Stan rested, Erza just checked her phone and Mabel laid with her face covered in cheese dust.

"I just ate a whole bag of cheese boodles without using my hands." Said Mabel, "Lazy Sunday you are delivering in a big way."

"Yeah, it's nice to have just a low key day where nothing interesting happens." Said Stan.

That was when the vending machine opened with a strange octopus like creature on Ford's arm.

"Stay back don't let it taste human flesh!" yelled Ford.

He punched it away, however he still had to get used to the concept of having a family full of wizard.

The octopus thing walked over to Erza.

"Requip!" called out Erza.

She requiped into her Heart Kreuz Armor with a small battle hammer and began to smash it, it was still conscious and slowly crawled towards Mabel.

"Requip!" she called out.

She requiped her golf club and began to bash it.

The thing was still conscious but it just stood there in a daze.

"Solid Script! Iron!" called out Dipper.

The word iron crushed the thing and hopefully that would put it out of commission.

Ford just stood there blinking.

"Were you trying to show off or something?" asked Stan.

Ford didn't answer.

Erza lifted the word iron and picked up the thing.

"Here" Said Erza.

Ford was still in shock.

"You still have to get used to magic don't you?" asked Erza as she requiped back to normal clothes.

"I guess I do…" he said he regained his senses.

"Whoever!" muttered Stan, "Just get that thing out of here! It smells like if death could barf."

Ford headed to the vending machine.

"Wait! Great Uncle Ford! I've been reading about those thing in the journal I think I know how to…" said Dipper.

"No! I'm sorry Dipper, but the weird dark road is one I must travel alone." He said with the upmost seriousness, "Well call me for dinner!"

The vending machine closed behind him.

"Aw, Dipper don't' take it too hard." Said Mabel.

Stan wacked Dipper in the head.

"Do take it hard, take it very hard and serious." Said Stan, "My brother is a dangerous know it all, the stuff he's messing with…"

Stan tried to finish the speech, then he remembered that the kids did deal with weird stuff on a regular basis.

"Just stay away from him." He managed to finally get out.

He looked at his family, the twins were both staring at him.

"Look you kids are way more powerful than when you first came here, give me a break." Said Stan.

Dipper sighed.

"All summer I wanted opt know who the author of the journal was, and now he's living in our basement. And I can't even talk to him." said Dipper.

"It will be fine… just a find a way to bond." Said Erza, "As long as it's not catching him up on all the Star Trek he missed…"

Dipper didn't respond.

"Hey everything's going to be fine. Besides, the season finale of Ducktective is airing on Friday, that's all the mystery you're going to need for a while! Come on quack with me"! said Mabel.

Mabel began to quack as did Stan.

Dipper just looked at the vending ,machine.

"Why isn't he quacking?" asked Mabel.

Sometime later Mabel was writing a letter to Alec.

She still sent him stuff but it was rare when she did but she felt like he deserved to know about what happened.

"Dear dad, we've been in Gravity Fall for a few months and it's been crazy. Just yesterday gravity reversed itself. Almost destroying the universe and wrecking the town." Wrote Mabel.

She looked up and of course the news was talking about the events, which everyone was writing off as an earthquake and the rebuilding efforts.

She looked back at the letter how to phrase as she knew her father didn't' diverse to know about the Guild.

"However something amazing happened. Grunkle Stan's twin brother came out of this portal-thingy. Now we have two Grunkle for the price of one and they are adorable together." Wrote Mabel.

There was some pictures she dew of the two and she began to fold the piece of paper to make the two kiss.

"We love each other so much." Said Mabel as she did that.

That was when Dipper ran into the room.

"Mabel you'll never guess what I found in town!" said Dipper/.

"Dogs! Dogs with hats!" said Mabel.

"No! It's my favorite-talking, level-counting, statistics and graph paper-involving, game of all time!" said Dipper holding the box for the game, "Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons! You want to play with me?"

Mable looked on the box.

"I do like unicorns, and that hot elf looks promising. So tell me how to play." Said Mabel.

"The rules are simple." Said Dipper he pulled up the rulebook, which could be described as a massive tome, "First you roll a 38 sided die to determine the level of each player's statistical analysis power-orb. These orbs relate directly to the amount of quadrants that your team had dominion over, which is inverse to the anti-quadrant in your quadrant satchel."

During this explanation Mabel's smile turned into a pout.

"And then we ride unicorns?" asked Mabel.

"yes" said Dipper.

Mabel had the biggest smile imaginable.

"And no." said Dipper.

Mabel now that the biggest frown imaginable.

"First we make a graph." Said Dipper.

"It's like homework the game." Muttered Mabel.

"Come on Mabel! I need two people to play, I'd ask Levy or Freed but their busy helping rebuild the town." Said Dipper.

That was when Soos walked in.

"Wow look at that! Two people!" said Mabel.

Mabel walked away.

"Huh…" said Dipper, "Hey Soos, up for a little game of D, D N' More D?" asked Dipper.

"Aw Sorry, Dipper but I don't go for that that pen and paper stuff. I'm ore of an FCLORP-er."

"A what?" asked Dipper.

"FCLORP" said Soos showing him his wrist-band, "Foam and cardboard legitimate outdoor role-play."

Indeed he would often role play with Toby, Blubs and Durland in his grandma's backyard.

It's just as sad as it sounds.

"Thanks anyway Soos." Sighed Dipper.

That was when Stan walked in.

"Say is this that game that's mostly math and writing and isn't anything like the box." Said Stan.

"Yes! You want to play with me." Said Dipper.

"Ha! I prefer to od with my dice rolling in Vegas." Said Stan.

"Or Reno." Sais Erza entering the room.

"I only went to Reno because it was cheaper." Said Stan.

Erza rolled her eyes.

"Are you going to play with him,?" asked Stan.

"I tried it last year, it's not my thing." Said Erza.

"Really you played that game? What? Bored or something?" asked Stan.

"We played in a hotel room." Said Erza.

Stan blinked then realized what she meant.

"Sorry…" he managed to say, "But still the game has charisma as a power. I mean check this out."

He began to read from the rule book.

"When facing your adversaries, shield thyself from under an elfin buttress." Said Stan.

"Say it again." Said Mabel.

"Buttress." Said Stan.

Mabel stared at laughing as did Stan.

Dipper grabbed the game book.

"Laugh all you want, you guys just aren't smart enoguh to understand it." Said Dipper.

"Sorry dude, but you have to admit it is kind of nerdy. Well I'm off to lay waste to a goblin fortress" Said Soos who then put on a cardboard helmet, "To my grandma's backyard!"

Erza glared at Stan and Mabel.

"I'm sure it will be fine, you'll find someone to play with." Said Erza.

"Yeah…" sighed Dipper.

Sometime later Dipper was playing with someone.

That someone was Gompers.

"Nice you rolled a 17." Said Dipper who realized.

Gompers just "bahed".

"And this is getting sad." Said Dipper, "Maybe I should start bossing with Wendy again."

"you know it's bad when you're talking to yourself." Said a voice.

Dipper turned to see Levy and Freed were there.

"Oh hey! You're done for today?" asked Dipper.

"Yep! Did as much as I could with helping rebuilding." Said Levy.

"It's true for myself as well." Said Freed.

"So you really want to play?" asked Dipper.

"Sure." Said Levy.

"By the way it's one of the high concept fantasy games." Said Dipper.

"It's all right." Said Freed.

"So how do we play?" asked Levy.

Before Dipper could explain the goat grabbed the dice.

"Hey come on give it back." Said Dipper.

He tired to get it from the goat but the ensuring almost fight ended when he let go and it rolled under the porch.

"Should I?" asked Levy.

"No I'll just get it." Said Dipper.

He crawled under the porch looking for it. He found it but before he could grab it in any way he fell down a hole that was in the foundation.

He landed on a desk where Journal 2 and the octopus thing from Earlier was.

He looked around and found the die.

"Dipper! Stop!" said Ford noticing his nephew.

"Great Uncle Ford!" said Dipper.

"What did I say about coming down here? My work is far too dangerous for any living soul to spend even a single…" said Ford then he noticed the die, "Wait is that a 38 sided die from Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons?"

"Yeah! You know the game?" asked Dipper.

"With pen and paper, shield and sword." Began Ford.

"Our quest shall be our sweet reward." finished Dipper.

"This is my favorite game in the whole multi-verse! I cant' believe they still make it." Said Ford.

"They do! And I've been looking for someone to play with all day…" said Dipper.

"Dipper are you okay?" called out Levy.

"I was going to play with Freed and Levy." Admitted Dipper.

Ford blinked, "I see…" he said with a sigh.

"Is something wrong?" asked Dipper.

"You wouldn't mind if I joined your group?" asked Ford, "It's been a long time since I played."

"Of course you can join!" said Dipper.

That was when the octopus thing attack Ford's face, he pulled it off.

"That's going to leave a mark." Said Ford.

Not too long later, Levy and Freed came down with the rest of the game.

"This is my Great Uncle Ford." Said Dipper, "This is Levy who is my primary magic teacher."

"There's actually not much left I can teach him." Said Levy making Dipper blush.

"And this is Freed, my secondary magic teacher." Said Dipper.

"It's nice to meet you. "said Freed.

"So I take you have heard about me." Said Ford.

(Flashback)

Everyone was cleaning the Guild Hall.

"Hey guy! It was caused by portal! A brother portal!" said Happy, "Stan has a secret twin brother."

Everyone just stared at Happy wondering what he was talking about.

(End of Flashback)

"Happy tends to blab." Said Levy.

"Of course." Said Dipper.

A few days later, Stan and Mabel were getting ready for the Ducktective Finale.

"Okay we've got everything for the Ducktective Finale." Said Mabel.

"Are you sure you should be getting ready tonight." Asked Laxus from the doorway, "Isn't it supposed to be tomorrow?"

"Wait are you going to even watch it?" asked Stan.

"Minds as well, beats staying at the house and watching Soos FLCORP." Said Laxus with a shrug.

"You want a mouth ramp too?" asked Mabel using the mouth ramp to shovel in food.

"I think I'm good." Said Laxus.

"Check out this Ducktective I made in spare taxidermy parts." Said Stan showing them the abomination he made out of a beaver's body and a turkey body.

"Still better than FCLORP." Said Laxus.

"Oh man that is messed up! Dipper would love that." Said Mabel.

"Where is the little Squirt, I haven't seen him all day." Said Stan.

Down in the basement, the group playing the game were on another quest.

"All right! You've entered the chamber and Princess Unobtainabelle beckons you." Said Ford doing a pose.

Levy laughed.

"What?" asked Ford.

"Sorry it's just the face you made." Giggled Levy.

"What? This?" asked Ford.

He made the same face again and Levy took out her phone and took a picture.

She showed him the picture.

"Okay that's actually pretty funny." He admitted.

"Where was I?" asked Ford.

"Princess Unobtainabelle beckons you." Said Freed.

"Oh that's' right." Said Ford, "But it's a trap, a spell cast by Probabilitor the Annoying."

Dipper gasped.

"SO how do we fight him." said Levy.

"His one weakness is prime-statistical anomalies over 37 but not exceeding 51!" said both Ford and Dipper.

Levy looked at Freed who shrugged, they were letter wizard, not math.

They rolled the dice and they got the right score.

"Ha! Take that Cardboard wizard!" said Dipper.

"You know the old boy looked a bit different back in my day." Said Ford.

"They change his design every few years." Said Dipper, "Thankfully you missed the period when they tried to make him cool."

Dipper shuddered, thinking about the 90's edition of the game.

"Must have been a dark time those 90's." said Dipper.

"Sounds like a good time to stuck between dimensions." Said Ford.

"But you did miss out on a lot of good stuff." Said Levy.

"Aren't you from another dimension?" asked Ford.

"I picked up on a lot of stuff quickly." Said Levy, "A lot of us did."

"Levy's boyfriend watches YouTube cat videos when he thinks no one's looking." Said Dipper.

"Gajeel isn't my boyfriend." Said Levy blushing.

"Anyways." Said Dipper, "I have so many questions for you, where were you before you came out of that machine? And what have you been doing down here? Are you working on something behind the curtain?"

"Dipper it's best if you, the family and the Guild stay away from this." Said Ford.

"But I can handle it…" said Dipper.

"But I can show you something I brought back." He said he took out a box with a die inside, it was glowing and kept changing shapes, "And infinite-sided die."

"Whoa! It's so cool! And imposable." Said Dipper.

"These things are outlawed in 9,000 dimensions. You want to know why. Look at the symbols, infinite sides means an infinite number of outcomes. If I rolled it, anything could happened. Our faces could melt into jelly, This world could turn into an egg. Or it could roll an 8. Who knows. That's why I keep in this protective cheap plastic case." Said Ford.

"If you have an item that dangerous shouldn't you keep it elsewhere." Said Freed.

"He has a point." Said Levy.

"So many things could happen to it." Pointed out Dipper.

Ford blinked.

"Wizards." Reminded Dipper.

"I'm still getting used to that." Said Ford, "You know something been brothering me about this guild business."

"Is it my age?" asked Dipper.

"Maybe…" said Ford.

"It's fine." Said Levy, "I was younger than Dipper when I joined Fairy Tail."

"Oh…" said Ford.

"It's a culture thing." Said Dipper, "I grew up with my mom and I learned that on Earthland kids my age often have more responsibilities."

"I see…" said Ford.

"Yeah it's not the worst culture clash we have to deal with though." Said Levy.

"Really? What's that?" asked Ford.

"The drinking age." Said Levy.

"In Fiore the drinking age is 15." Said Freed.

"Maybe we should get back to game…" said Ford.

"That would probably be a good idea." Said Dipper.

"Should we try something else?" asked Levy.

"How about after this quest is over." whispered Freed.

Both of them knew that their love of D, D, N' More D was getting a little out of hand and had started trying to get them to stop and do something else.

IT wasn't working so far.

That night, as Mabel was trying to sleep, Dipper worked on a dungeon.

"Dipper are you going top sleep?" asked Mabel, "You've been saying dork words all for hours."

"Sorry Mabel, just working on a dudgeon for Great Uncle Ford for one of out one on one quests. I'm totally going to stump him tomorrow."

"You're uh, spending a whole lot of time with old Fordsy lately." Said Mabel.

"You have no idea. I knew the author must be cool, but he's better than I imagined. And he doesn't make fun of me all the time." Said Dipper, "Like you and Grunkle Stan do."

"Give 'im time! Hey-yoo!" said Mabel she paused, "You got me…"

She laid back down and sighed and repeated, "You got me."

The next day, Grenda was there for the finale viewing.

"Thanks for coming over tonight to watch Ducktective finale tonight." Said Mabel.

"Of course! I'm invested in the life of these characters." Said Grenda.

That was when Stan came down in his suit.

"Hey look at you! Someone's dressed up!" said Mabel.

"Hey, it's a big night. I think we all remember when we heard Ducktective got shot." Said Stan.

"Seriously?" asked Laxus joining them.

"Hey it's a big deal." Said Stan.

That was when the alma went off.

"All right! Viewing positions." Said Mabel.

They went into the living room to find it was covered in papers and Ford, Dipper, Levy and Freed still playing.

Although Free and Levy looked a bit embarrassed.

"Graph paper! Kill it!" yelled Grenda.

"Do you think you can move this to another room?" asked Mabel.

"No dice. We ran out of room in the basement and we're going to fro a world record. Now dice!" Said Ford he rolled some dice, "37! 7,000 points damage."

"Really?" asked Laxus looking at Freed and Levy.

"Actually we've been trying to get them to stop for a few hours." Said Levy.

(Flashback)

"You know I'm kind of hungry, maybe we should get something to eat." Said Levy.

"May later." Said Ford.

Sometime later…

"We're starting to run out of room." Said Freed, "Maybe we should take a break."

"But what about the world record?" asked Dipper.

Still sometime later.

Levy decided to pull out the ultimate weapon when it came to nerds.

"You know the Avengers is still playing." Said Levy checking out her phone, "WE should take a break and see that."

"Wait, they made an Avengers movie?" asked Ford checking it out.

"Oh yeah!" said Dipper but then remember something, "Oh man I totally forget, I'm banded for the movie theater."

"Why?" asked Ford.

"Mabel brought in some outside food." Said Dipper.

It a long story.

"Wait didn't the same thing happen to the manger recently?" asked Levy.

Indeed the manger was Thompson.

"Yeah, but I don't think it's a good time to call him out on it." Said Dipper.

(End of Flashback)

"At least you tried." Assured Mabel.

"Oh, why… why with this?" asked Stan, "You want to break record Ford, because you already have with the World's Nerdiest Old man."

"Hey at least I'm not all keyed up to watch a children's show." Said Ford.

"I'll have you know that Ducktective has a great mystery element and a lot of jokes that go over kids heads." Said Stan.

"I still can't believe they had that "Bug Smuggling" joke." Said Laxus.

"I still don't get it." Said Grenda.

"Grunkle Stan, it's starting in a few minutes." Said Mabel.

Stan started to take off paper from the TV.

"Move that and pay the price." Said Ford.

"Oh what? Fifty magical dwarf dollars?" asked Stan.

"Don't mock our fanatical currency." Said Ford.

"Mom!" called out Dipper knowing that Erza could stop them.

"Mom's on a date." Said Mabel.

Dipper sighed.

"I'll mock it all I want! It's my TV room!" said Stan.

"It's my house!" yelled Ford who then sighed realized that maybe they should calm down, "Listen Stanley, did it ever occur to you that if you joined us you might actually have fun?"

"What? Now listen to me!" yelled Stan grabbing the bag that constraint the dice, "As long as I live…"

"Wait don't!" yelled Ford.

"Ever…" said Stan.

"Stanley!" yelled Ford.

"Play your smarty-pants game!" yelled Stan who tossed down the bag.

A bag that that the invitee sided die.

Ooops…

"No!" yelled Ford.

The die hit the floor.

Before we see what happens, let's look at a tale.

Long ago a decision was made by a simple roll of the die. One of the people there warned that be rolling the die there would be 6 timelines created. And so the die was rolled and 7 timelines were created, the 7th where the one who gave the warning caught figuring out the trick the dice roll…

Little was known about most of the time lines, one went very, very wrong, and mother went rather well, and a third went pretty well as well… if you go by the season 4 finale… After all season 4 sucked so much they called "The gas leak year".

Okay it was an episode of a sitcom…

But the point still stands, by rolling the die a near infinite number of timelines were created.

Near infinite due to many factors.

One of them was that there many timelines where the universe was destroyed in someway.

Another was some of the timelines seemed to merge due to similar results ( for example: if a number pupped up everyone would just remember "Oh a number popped up" and forget which number).

Due to this so many timelines were created, so many alternate events happened… so many things could happen…

But for the sake of consistency, the same thing as what happened in canon happened…

Look, Probabilitor is awesome! Okay!

But yeah, anyways the Infinite Sided die glowed and a light came from it, hitting the box causing Probabilitor, the Hot Elf form the box, an Ogre and a Griffin to appear.

"Mortals of dimension 27-* kneel before me and…" said Probabilitor who then rolled some deice, "And Snivel! I am Probabilitor the annoying. The Greatest Wizard in all of Matholgy! Give or take an error of 0.4."

"Is this normal?" asked Stan.

"Are you here to send us on the quest of the life time because we're the smartest players you ever met?" asked Dipper.

"You are the smartest players I ever met! That's why I'm going to eat your brains to increase my intelligence." Said Probabilitor.

"It's kind of his thing." Said the Ogre.

"Well too bad for you, you're messing with the wrong group of people." Said Laxus.

"Oh that's' right, this is a crossover dimension with a version of Earthland…" said Probabilitor, "Whatever shall I do!"

That was when he sent out a purple light that was filled with numbers at them.

That was when strange glowing band appeared on Dipper, Mabel, Levy, Freed and Laxus' wrists.

"What the…" said Laxus.

Laxus tired to send a bolt of lighting but nothing happened.

"You're not the first Earthlanders I've encountered." Said Probabilitor, "I know how to deal with you! Especially after a version of Gajeel stole my lunch money…"

"What?" asked Levy.

"Don't ask long story." laughed Probabilitor, "I've learned how to with Earthlanders and block their magic!"

"You might have stopped their magic, but I doubt your magic is any match for my gun!" said Ford.

"Math Ray!" yelled Probabilitor.

He shot a beam and knocked out the nearby wall, he summoned another Ogre, and both Ogres quickly captured, Dipper, Ford, Levy and Freed.

"I'm not here to play games!" he said as he and his lackeys got on the Griffin, "Now to the forest for the ultimate game!"

They flew away.

"So… the room's free we can watch Ducktective." Said Grenda.

They all stared at Grenda.

"Nobody? More couch for Grenda!" Said Grenda.

"Oh no! that cozy wizard is going to eat our brothers brains!" yelled Mabel, "We have to stop him!"

"Eh… maybe let him take a few bites out of Ford's, make it a little even smartness wise." Said Stan.

"Erza's going to kill you if you do that…" said Laxus, "Same with Gramps… and Gajeel… you know you're actually lucky I cant' use my magic right now…."

"I was joking… okay!" said Stan putting his hands up in defense, "We have no other choice to go on an epic wizard quest."

"All right!" cheered Grenda.

"Everyone grab a weapon., especially you two." Said Stan looking at Laxus and Mabel.

Stan took out a baseball bat, Mabel found a rake, Laxus looked around and realized he could just his fists and Grenda used a chair… not a small chair, a rather big one.

"We're coming for you Dipper! And Great Uncle Ford! And Levy… and Freed… also that Hot Elf and see if he has anything to do with it." Said Mabel.

Back in the forest, Probabilitor had the four tied up.

"With each brain I eat I increase my enchantelligence."

"If my hands were free I would break every part of your face!" yelled Ford.

"The time has come!" said Probabilitor, "Hot Elf! Ready the brain cooking pot!"

"Yes Probabilitor!" said Hot Elf like a disinfested teenager.

Hot Elf, lit the fire.

"Now!" yelled Probabilitor pointing to Levy, "You!"

"What do you want from me?" asked Levy.

"I have never eaten a girl's brain before…" said Probabilitor, "So I'm kind of new at this…"

"What?" asked Levy.

"So… uh… hi… Um… how are you…?" Probabilitor rather awkwardly.

Levy looked at the others who looked at confused she was.

Back with the rescue team.

"We must be getting close the fairy bites are getting more frequent." Said Stan as he killed a fairy that bit him.

"Hey, look, listen." Said the fairy.

That was when one of the Ogres appeared.

"Halt! Yon Interlopers are trespassing on the Accent Forest of Probabilitor!" said the Ogre.

"How can it be his accent forest if he got here today?" asked Laxus.

"Shut up!" yelled the Ogre, "If you wish to pass..."

However Laxus punched him, hard.

"Are you going to let us pass?" asked Laxus.

"No!" yelled the Ogre.

Laxus punched him a couple times.

"How about now!" yelled Laxus.

"No!" said the Ogre.

After several more punches the Ogre as like.

"I want the pink unicorn daddy… it's adorable!" said the Ogre in a daze.

"I'm pretty sure we can pass now?" asked Laxus.

"You're still a Fairy Tail wizard at heart, aren't you?" asked Stan.

"Yeah, pretty much." Said Laxus with a shrug.

Back with Probabilitor.

"So anyway how about after I eat your brain you want to go see the Avengers, I hear it's still playing..." Said Probabilitor.

Levy just gave him a look.

"Oh right! Stupid! Stupid! you'll be dead!" said Probabilitor, "Why is the first girl I ever meet who actually plays the game has to be one of the smartest! Why!"

"This is getting awkward." Said Ford.

"Maybe if I engage in a little necromancy afterwards… it might work." Said Probabilitor, "Yes! Then I'll finally have a date!"

"Who would want to date you?" asked a voice.

"Hey! My mom thinks I'm cool!" yelled Probabilitor.

That was when he saw that rescue team.

"Drat! How did you get passed my one guard?" asked Probabilitor.

Laxus responded by punching the other ogre.

"I should admit I should have seen that coming…" mumbled Probabilitor, "Very well, there's only one way you can save your family and friends! You must defeat me in Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons: Real Life Edition."

He conjured a game board while laughing evilly.

"What come on!" said Stan as he and the rest of the rescue team floated in front of the board.

"I choose my characters." Said Probabilitor conjuring tow ogres, "Against yours!"

That as when the four hostages disappeared, and reappeared in his hands as tiny elves depressed in stereotypical, elfish outfits.

"Ah! My ears are so pointy!" said Ford.

"There better be something protective under this tunic." Said Dipper and he went to check, "There's not!"

"I told you we should have went to see The Avengers." Sighed Levy.

"I'm sure Laxus will be able to save us!" said Freed.

"Seriously can't we just arm wrestle… or something?" asked Stan.

"Oh come on this game is really fun! My mom even packed me a lunch." said Probabilitor who took out some apple slices, "Ew, apple slices, I'm eating you last."

"Just make with the rules ugly." Said Stan putting some gum in his mouth.

"The game is a Battle Royale, we help our characters by rolls of the dice, if you win I'll go back to my dimension." Said Probabilitor, "But If I win, I eat their brains…"

"I don't' know if it's a good idea." Said Dipper.

"Deal!" said Stan.

"Oh boy!" sighed Dipper.

"Let the game begin!" yelled Probabilitor who rolled his die, "Attack!"

The ogres began to attack with clubs, the four ran away.

"What do we do? What are our moves!" yelled Stan.

"There are no moves! You make them up!" said Dipper.

"What? Really?" asked Stan.

"Yes! I tired to tell you! This game involves a lot of math! But also risk and imagination!"

"Risk!" said Stan.

"Imagination!" said Mabel.

"I think I can handle it." Said Laxus with a shrug, "How about you."

"I can deal with it." Said Grenda with a shrug.

"Come on Grunkle Stan, you can do it. It's just like lying." Said Mabel.

"All right, I cast Shield of Shielding." Said Stan rolling the die.

A shield appeared in front of the four and blocked the attacks.

"Ha! We're doing it!" said Stan.

"I can't Shield of Shielding Reversal Spell!" said Probabilitor who reverse it.

"Giggle time bouncy boots!" said Mabel rolling their die.

That was when super cutesy jumping boots appeared on their feet and they were able to dodge.

It was Laxus' turn.

"I cast lightning swords." Said Laxus.

That was when swords with lighting crackling around them appeared in their hands.

Dipper and Fred nodded and attacked the ogres destroying them quite easily.

"Both of them know how to use swords." Said Levy to Ford who was surprised at Dipper's fighting prowess.

"You had to add lighting did you?" asked Stan.

Laxus shrugged.

"You'll never get away from my Ogrenado!" said Probabilitor who rolled the die and a tornado full of ogres appeared, "It's exactly what it sounds like!"

"I cast Raining Men!" Grenda.

"Hallelujah!" cheered Mabel.

That was when it started to rain men, which canceled out the Ogrenado but now the board was covered in both Ogres and men.

The four breathed a sigh of relief., however a strange monster appeared and grabbed them.

"I was saving this one for last!" said Probabilitor.

"Oh no…" said Dipper.

"The Imposibeast!" said Ford.

"What's' wrong?" asked Levy.

"they banned this character!" said Ford.

"I'm playing the conversely 1991 to 1992 edition!" laughed Probabilitor.

"I'll think of some weapons." Said Mabel holding the die

"You don't understand, this is the most powerful monster in the game, he can only be defeated by rolling a perfect 38. But the odd of that." Said Ford.

Stan took the die from Mabel.

"Hey when you want long odds, you go to a world class gambler." Said Stan, "All right Stan you can do it!"

He rolled the die and it landed on 38!

"No!" yelled Probabilitor.

"Sorry nerd-wizard. Your smarts is no match for my dumb luck!" said Stan.

"I cast Death muffins!" yelled Mabel.

Said death muffins appeared in the four's hand and they tossed into the impossi-beast's mouth, causing it to explode.

When it exploded, the hostages were free and now holding muffins.

Not only that but the spell that was blocking their magic disappeared meaning they could once again use magic.

Mabel hugged Dipper.

While Freed looked at Laxus.

"Thank you for saving me." He said with a blush.

Laxus sighed.

"We're friends, remember that." Said Laxus.

"The game is like over…" said Hot Elf, "Excelsi-whatever…"

Probabilitor began to dissolve, "Oh no, I'm returning to my realm! I'm turning into pure math! What are the odds?"

"Grunkle Stan, that was amazing!" said Dipper, "How did you know you were going to win."

Stan picked up the die, which was stuck to the ground thanks to the gum.

"That was fun from ages 8 to 80… or however you guys are." Said Mabel.

"You know, I'm sorry for making fun of your game. It's not my thing, but it's just the right amount of nerdy for you and my brother. If you two want to hang out sometimes I won't stop you." Said Stan.

"Actually after all that I could use some mindless fun…" said Dipper, "So Avengers?"

"Not now… that wiped me out." Said Levy.

"We could always watch the second showing of Ducktective." Said Grenda.

They all (minus Ford, plus Soos) decided to watch the season Finale of Ducktective, it turned out he had an evil twin brother.

"He had a twin brother all along. That's the big twist we were weighing for?" asked Mabel.

"What a rip off!" yelled Grenda.

"I predicted that like a year ago." Said Soos.

That we when Erza and Jellal got back from their date.

"What happened?" asked Erza walking through the hole.

"Same old, same old…" said Stan with a shrug.

Everyone looked at Stan.

"Stan and Ford got into a fight and accidently unleashed an evil wizard from the game." Said Mabel.

Erza face palmed.

"Let's go upstairs." Sighed Jellal.

"Yeah…" sighed Erza, "But it's too early for that…"

Jellal nodded.

Once they were gone Freed and Levy realized something.

"Wait… are they…" said Freed.

"Yeah." Confirmed Laxus.

"Oh man…" said Levy, "I bet against Cana."

"Evergreen owes me." Said Freed.

"What are you talking about?" asked Dipper .

"Nothing…" said Freed and Levy at the same time.

Sometime later Dipper and Ford talked. Ford locked away the die in a special container, realized that yeah they were right, that cheap protective case was a bad idea.

"This will be here if you ever need it." Said Ford.

"Even after I got us into the whole mess." Said Dipper.

"We both got carried away." Said Ford, "We should have listen to your teachers."

"Yeah." Sid Dipper.

"Can I tell you something?" asked Ford.

"Sure." Said Dipper.

"You asked me before what I was working on." Said Ford, he revealed he dismantled the portal, "I dismantled the portal, an interdimensional portal is too dangerous for the world it feeds into. It's why I'm not telling anyone in the Guild, I'm sure that they're hopes are up that I can get them back home. That's also why I was so mad at Stan for opening it. He saved me but as I feared it also created this."

He pulled out a glass orb and inside it was a strange mass of swirling black energy.

"And interdimensional rift… I've contained it for now, but it's incredibly dangerous. Dipper, I don't' want you telling anyone about this, not your sister, not your mother, not Stan, Levy, Freed… and no one from the Guild. You understand?"

"Uh… of course…" said Dipper.

"I've made some powerful enemies in my time." Said Ford, "But I trust you with this secret. Now off to bed, I have some more research to do."

Good night Great-Uncle Ford." Said Dipper.

"Good night, Dipper." Said Ford.

Little did they know that by keeping the rift a secret, it would have much, much larger consequences than they would have though other wise…

Even if Ford would eventually find one other person to trust with the information…

Which he will… but it still wouldn't be of any help…

Next Time: Ford joins Dipper and Mabel on a trip to the Guild Hall. How will he react to almost the whole guild? And how will they react to them? Meanwhile Erza goes house hunting again, this time accompanied by Stan and Jellal Will she finally succeed in finding the perfect house.

Next Time: Ford joins Dipper and Mabel on a trip to the Guild Hall. How will he react to almost the whole guild? And how will they react to them? Meanwhile Erza goes house hunting again, this time accompanied by Stan and Jellal Will she finally succeed in finding the perfect house.

A/N: Sorry for that Big Lipped Alligator moment with that narration, but yeah, I've only seen like two stories where something else happened with the Infinite Sided die! And both were them getting sucked into the game! Seriously it's a great AU Jumping off point! You can create any AU you want from that point! Sorry... I just had to get that off my chest. I might do an AU from that point eventually but we'll see...

Also the pronunciation of the dimension is "27 dash asterisk". I didn't use 27 as a Weird Al reference but rather the combined number of both the story ID number and the date I started the story... But yeah... that's the dimension's official title...

Oh, the chapter pattern for the rest of Season 2: Two Original Chapters, Stanchurian Candidate, The Last Mabelcorn, 3 Original Chapters and the rest of Season 2 as you know it...