A/N: I'm going to Fanime on Saturday and Sunday (and maybe Monday, it's maybe). If you're there on those days and you see a woman with periwinkle crutches say hi... and if you're complying as someone from Fairy Tail, my friend Technomaru is cosplaying as Bill so please take some pictures with him... Anyways enjoy the chapter...

Chapter 57: The Last Mablecorn

A mysterious entity entered the mystery shack, it was in the twins' rooms and looked at the two sleeping. IT then went to another room expecting to find Ford, however it found Erza and Jellal sleeping together and moved onto the next room.

The basement, there was a make-sift room for Ford and the entity was there.

As Ford was sleeping he found himself in a strange field, where a swing set sat, there was a boat and there was the portal.

That was when heard laughter and the wheat in the field made the shape of Bill Cipher while laughter filled the air.

"I know that laughter." Growled Ford, "Show your self!"

That was when Bill appeared from the ground.

"Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well." Said Bill multiplying himself, "Aren't you a sight for sore eye. Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old friend."

"Bill Cipher, what do you want from me?" asked Ford glaring at the triangle.

"Oh quit playing dumb IQ." Said one of the Bills and another one took over, "You knew I'd be back, did you really think shutting down the portal would what I have planned."

All of the Bills merged into one big one.

"I've been making deals, chatting with old friends, preparing for the big day. You can't keep that rift safe forever." Said Bill, he snapped his fingers and a copy of the rift appeared "You'll slip up and when you do…"

Bill slammed the rift into the ground and a horrifying portal appeared.

"Get out of here! You have no domino in this world!" yelled Ford.

"Maybe you are right, but think changed Stanford Pines…" said Bill, "Things change."

The entire field was engulfed in fire and Ford woke up with a start.

"I have to warn them… he's coming." Said Ford.

The next day the twins decided to take a lazy and look through Stan's board games.

"All right Grunkle Stan must have some good board games in here somewhere." Said Dipper, "Battlechutes and Ladderships, Nercronomiconpoly, Don't Wake Stalin…" said Dipper.

He found a particular board game.

"What could go wrong?: The Board Game. The last players who played the game didn't make it out alive."

Both of them stared at the game.

"Well I know what we're doing today." Said Mabel.

"This should take up 21 minutes." Said Dipper.

"Family meeting! Family meeting!" called out Ford.

In the kitchen, Erza was making something to eat for Jellal.

"So what's' the plan for today?" asked Jellal.

"I was thinking of taking the day off." Said Erza.

"Yo have been busy lately." Said Jellal.

"Family meeting! Family meeting!" called out Ford.

They both knew it must have been important.

Outside Stan was engaging in one of this pug trafficking schemes.

"All right Santiago, you have 24 hours to get these pugs across the US boarder." Said Stan.

"Family meeting! Family meeting!" called out Ford.

This would be the reason that Stan would miss the meeting.

Back inside they all made it to the living room.

"Children, Erza, Jellal, come in." said Ford who had accepted that Jellal was pretty much part of the family at that point.

"So mysterious bag and potions…" said Mabel.

"You want to make a Harry Potter joke, don't you?" asked Erza.

"Yeah, but I'm already a wizard." Said Mabel.

"What?" asked Ford.

"Never mind." Said Mabel.

They all sat down.

"Now do any of you recognize this symbol?" asked Ford, he showed them a picture of Bill.

The twins gasped while Erza and Jellal's eyes winded.

"Bill…" muttered Dipper.

"You know Bill?" asked Ford.

"Know him! He's been terrorizing us all summer! I have so many questions and theories!"

"He's been pretty paranoid since Bill turned Dipper into a living sock puppet." Said Mabel.

"That's not what happened." Said Erza.

"But the point is we defeated him twice." Said Dipper.

"Once with kittens and once with tickles." Said Mabel.

"Actually it's a lot more compacted." Said Erza.

"How so…" said Ford who seemed to be getting pale.

"The first time encountered him, Gideon summoned him to get the code to the sage from Stan's mind." Said Erza, "It was a difficult fight…"

"The second time he had decided to try to get on the Guild's good side." Said Jellal, "It's probably better if we don't go into details, but he helped myself, Dipper. Natsu and Gray out of a situation."

"However, after that…" said Erza.

"Bill turned Dipper into a sock puppet." Said Mabel.

"Actually Bill possessed Dipper's body." Said Erza.

Ford looked at Dipper unsure how to respond.

"This is gravely serous." He said.

"So how do you know Bill?" he asked a question he was wondering.

"I have encountered many dark begins in my time." Said Ford who seemed to dodging the question, "But what matters is that his powers are growing stronger and no one in this family will be safe."

Mabel gasped .

"But thankfully I have a way to Bill proof the Shack." Said Ford.

"Is it possible for you do the same for the dorms?" asked Jellal.

"What" asked Ford.

"He's right, you weren't here when Bill took control of Dipper's body." Said Erza.

"When Bill took my body he was able to use my magic." Said Dipper.

Ford paled relating that if Bill possessed someone else form the Guild bad things coulee happen.

"I guess I could do the Dorms as well." Said Ford, "But do you have the floor plan?"

He took out the floor plan of the Shack.

"It needs to be this detailed, maybe use the blue prints." Said Ford.

Erza, Jellal and Dipper all exchanged looks.

"I don't think that's going to work." Said Dipper.

"Why?" asked Ford.

"Because the blue prints aren't that good." Said Erza.

"What? They're cute!" said Mabel.

"But that doesn't mean they're good." Said Dipper.

"So what's wrong with them?" asked Ford.

"All I will say don't insult them in front of Mira." Said Erza.

"We can always draw up a better one though…" said Jellal.

"I have enoguh moonstones and mercury to cover the guild but I always forget the last ingredient." Said Ford.

He looked through the Journal and groaned.

"Unicorn hair." Grumbled Ford.

"It's not like rare or anything." Said Dipper.

"It's hopeless." He showed them the Journal, "Unicorns reside deep in an enchanted glen and they're hair can only be obtain by a pure hearted person who goes on a quest to find them."

Mabel began to squee.

"Grunkle Ford! Let me go on the quest! I am literally obsessed with unicorns!" said Mabel, "My first word was unicorn."

They all looked at Erza who nodded.

"I even made my own unicorn by taping a traffic cone onto a horse." Said Mabel.

"She's not allowed back at the San Francisco zoo's petting zoo." Said Erza.

"Are you even looking at the weather I'm wearing right now." Said Mabel, which indeed did have a unicorn on it, "Plus I am the most pure hearted person in this room."

"That's true, she has a point." Sighed Ford.

"I can't argue there. "said Dipper.

She's' right…" said Erza.

"No comment." Said Jellal.

"Please! Please! Please let me go on the mission! I'LL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!" yelled Mabel.

Ford looked at Erza who shrugged.

"Fine but it won't be easy, take this." He said giving her Journal 1 then a crossbow, "And this."

He looked at Erza.

"I haven't been in this dimension in a long time, is okay to give children weapons, right?" asked Ford.

"This family is fine." Said Erza.

Ford remembered that Erza does teach Dipper how to use a sword.

However that was when Mabel accidently fired the crossbow, the bolt went through the window, breaking it and scaring Stan.

"It's the cops! GUN IT!" they heard Stan yell outside.

"Put in your pocket." Said Erza.

"Yes mom." Said Mabel who put it in her pocket space then took out her cell phone, "Marvelous, Candy, Grenda Wendy, Carla! Clear your schedules!"

"So what are the odds she'll get that hair?" asked Dipper.

"Unlikely. I've delta with unicorns before, if I had to describe them in one word it would frustrating." Said Ford.

"If that's what you have to say, then I have complete faith in Mabel." Said Jellal.

"What makes you say that?" asked Ford.

"She's Erza's daughter and a true Fairy Tail wizard, with both of those in mind she's able to defy the odds." Said Jellal.

Ford looked at Erza and Dipper the looks on they're faces said "Yeah, that's pretty much true."

"But still I should enact Plan B just in case, Dipper you're coming with me." Said Ford.

"Okay." Said Dipper.

"And we'll get the floor plans to the Dorms." Said Erza.

Jellal and Erza left while Ford made sure no one was in the gift shop while he opened the vending machine.

Dipper and Ford took the elevator to the second floor, which revealed a rather nice room.

"Welcome to my private study where I keep my most accent and secret knowledge, not even your uncle Stan knows about this place." Said Ford.

Dipper was looking around the study noticing the memory gun and was going to uncover something.

"Dipper come along." Said Ford.

He headed towards Ford.

"If we can't Bill Proof the Shack…" said Ford he took out a string helmet attached to a strange computer, "We're going to have opt Bill proof our minds."

Meanwhile in the forest the group on the quest went on their merry way.

"It's nice to have a mission with just us gals." Said Mabel.

"That reminds me why haven't you two joined the Guild yet?" asked Carla.

Grenda and Candy shrugged.

"I guess we just haven't brought it up in conversation." Said Candy.

"Forget the Guild Talk, I'm here to touch, meet and or become a unicorn." Said Grenda.

"I heard if you lick a unicorns neck, it tastes like your most favorite flavor in the world." Said Candy.

"I will make sure you lick that neck because I take care of my friends." Said Mabel.

"Honestly I stopped belting unicorns when I was 5, I just want to make sure none of you step on a bear trap." Said Wendy.

"Unicorns aren't really a thing in Earthland." Said Marvelous, "So I don't know much about this…"

"You know I was thinking about this whole pure of heart thing." Said Carla, "You're doing it Mabel because you were the most pure hearted person in that room, right?"

"Yep!" said Mabel.

"You are aware that you're not the person with the purest heart in this group… right?" asked Carla.

"What you talkin' about Carla?" asked Mabel.

"I'm saying Wendy…" said Carla they all looked at Marvelous confirming that she was talking about her, "Is much more pure hearted."

"Carla… don't…" said Marvelous.

"It's true." Said Carla, "And she'd have a better chance at getting that hair needed."

"I'll just act a back up…" said Marvelous, "It's Mabel's quest, not mine."

"Fine…" sighed Carla.

"Stop this is the enchanted part of the forest." Said Mabel.

They stood before a Stonehenge like structure. Mabel took out Journal 1 and looked at the map.

"Okay so the gnome tavern is over there, the fairy nail salon I over there." Said Mabel looking at the map, "Okay the summon the unicorn one must bellow this accident chant droned only by the deepest voiced druids of old."

"On it!" said Grenda taking the Journal from Mabel and began to bellow the ancient chant.

"I bet you 10 bucks nothing happens." Said Wendy.

"I'll take that bet." Said Mabel.

That was when the Stonehenge stature began to rise up, revealing a strange fortress. They saw the doors and entered and found it was a beautiful glen.

"The painting airbrushed on the side of vans are true!" said Mabel.

That was when they saw it, a unicorn.

It was a very light shade of blue and had a rainbow mane.

"Oh wow…" said Marvelous.

"Mother of mothers." Said Grenda.

"Queen of dreams." Said Candy.

"No way…" grumbled Wendy.

Mabel held out her hand and Wendy grumbled giving her the 10 bucks.

They all took in the site of the unicorn with a satyr nearby playing the pan flute.

Everyone watched in amazing causing Grenda to accidently swallow a butterfly.

"Hark visitors to my realm of enchantment." Said the unicorn with a form of telepathy from her glowing horn.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" aid Mabel prettily squeeing, "What's your name."

"I am Celestabellebethabelle. Last of my kind." Said the unicorn named Celestabellebethabelle, "Come in, come in… but please take off your shoes, I have a thing about shoes."

All but Wendy and Carla (who didn't have any shoes to take off) took off their shoes.

"Ah! Ah! I'm talking to everyone!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"Celestabellebethabelle, we have traveled far and wide." Said Mabel.

"About an hour." Said Grenda.

"On a mission to protect our family and guild with your magical hair." Said Mabel.

Candy tired to lick her neck, but didn't get any luck.

"Very well. To revise a lock from my enchanted hair, step forth girl of pure perfect heart."

"Presenting!" Mable as she hummed a entrance song, "Mabel!"

"What? You? A unicorn can see deep inside your heart child." Said Celestabellebethabelle who pointed at Mabel's chest and a glowing heart appear freaking her out, "And you have done wrong, WRONG I SAY!"

"I guess I do make fun of Dipper a lot… And I did shatter a window with a crossbow." Said Mabel.

Carla started monitoring over to Marvelous.

"Your bad deeds make me cry!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

She cried a rainbow tear which landed on a flower killing it.

"NO!" cried Mabel.

"COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE PURE OF HEART!" said Celestabellebethabelle neighing.

There was an awkward silence.

"Exit is that way… shoes, shoes, don't forget your shoes. What is this some kind of shoe store?" asked Celestabellebethabelle.

They left the glen.

"You know we can just go back there and have Wendy get the hair." Said Carla.

"It's going to be fine Mabel… don't take it too hard." Said Marvelous.

"Don't let her get you down." Said Grenda.

"Yeah, I wouldn't trust a horse that wears that much make-up." Said Wendy.

"No way!" said Mabel, "I used to be one of the sweetest people I knew, but I've been recently slacking in the goodness department." Said Mabel.

"Actually I say it could either way." Said Carla.

"You were really mean to Jellal." Said Marvelous, "Now you always try to figure out how to brighten up his day."

"But still! From this day forward, I'll have the purest heart in all of Gravity Falls." Said Mabel punching the air and accidently punching a bird, "Um… Marvelous."

"On it…" said Marvelous going to heal the bird.

Back at the Mystery Shack, Dipper was hooked up the machine.

"So what is Bill exactly?" asked Dipper looking through a file about Bill.

"No one knows for sure, accounts differ of his true motivations and origins. I know he's older the galaxy and far more twisted. Without a physical form he can only project into our thoughts through the mindscape." Said Ford.

"What about lesson realm?" asked Dipper.

"The lesson realm?" asked Ford.

"I guess you don't know about it." Said Dipper, "I'll tell you about it later."

"Anyways… that's the reason he wants this." Said Ford holding up the rift, "I disabled the portal but he can sue this to cross over into this reality. To get his hands on would trick or possess anyone."

"So how do we keep Bill out of our minds?" asked Dipper.

"There's many ways personally, I had a metal plate installed in my head." Said Ford.

"Heh… good one." Laughed Dipper.

Ford knocked on his head and a metallic sound was heard.

Dipper coughed in embossment.

"But this machine is safer. It will scan your mind, bioelectrically encrypting your thoughts so that Bill can't read them." Explained Ford he turned on the machine, "Now say hello to your thoughts."

Dipper's thoughts appeared on screen.

"Oh man I can't believe I'm with the author! IS my fly down? Oh man what if mom finds out I'm learning that spell from Freed?" were some of his thoughts.

Followed by him singing Disco Girl and though of nothing but "Wendy" over and over again.

"Ignore that last part." Said Dipper, "By the way you never told me your history with Bill…"

"Dipper do you trust me?" asked Ford.

"Yeah…" said Dipper.

"Then you'll trust me that it's not that important. Now focus. It's time to strengthen your mind." Said Ford.

Meanwhile with Mabel's team.

"All right Mabel! It's time to strengthen your heart." Said Mabel.

Mabel began to do all sorts good deeds such as planting trees, donating blood, helping old ladies and other things.

And so after did a thousand good deeds she was ready.

"When that unicorn scans my heard she's going to say…" said Mabel.

However…

"Not pure of heart." Said Celestabellebethabelle.

"Booyah!" said Mabel, "Wait, what?"

"How is that possible? Mabel's a straight up saint you judgmental hoof bag." Said Wendy.

"Please… tell me what I'm doing wrong!" cried Mabel falling to her knees.

"Doing good deeds to make yourself look better isn't doing good at all." Explained Celestabellebethabelle, "Not to mention you're crushing like 10 dandelions, those are like children's dreams."

Mabel quickly got off the dandies.

"I'm sorry Mabel, it's not my fault you're a bad person." Said Celestabellebethabelle.

The others were shocked at what she said while Mabel ran off crying.

"Mabel! Come back!" called out Wendy.

"Now if you excuse me I have a 3 o'clock posing in front of a rainbow." Said Celestabellebethabelle who did just that.

They found Mabel outside lying outside.

"Come on Mabel, don't beat yourself up." Said Wendy.

"Wendy can always get the hair…" said Carla.

"This isn't about the hair any more. It's about me. Being kind and sweet is what makes me who I am. If I'm not a good person who am I? I'm not leaving this spot until I'm as good as Celestabellebethabelle." Said Mabel.

She took out her notebook and tearfully tried to come up with good things to do.

Marvelous sighed.

"Mabel… I think I should get the hair for the Guild Dorms…" said Marvelous.

"What?" asked Mabel starting to

"Remember what happened at the puppet show with Bill, he was able to use Dipper's magic. What if he finds a way to possess someone else from the guild… someone stronger…" said Marvelous, "What if he finds a way to take over take over Natsu, Gildarts or even Master… all of them can easily devastate the entire town."

"I know…" said Mabel looking down.

"Figure out a way to get the hair for the Shack, I'll handle the Dorms." Said Marvelous giving a kind smile.

Mabel tearfully nodded and tried to figure out more good deeds.

"Are sure she'll give her the hair?" asked Wendy, "That unicorn still stinks to me."

"To be honest I often have to tell Wendy not to use her magic too much." Said Carla, "If she doesn't have a pure enoguh heart then I don't know who does."

Not too long later…

"You are not pure either!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"What?" asked Marvelous, Carla, Wendy, Grenda and Candy in shock.

"She doesn't have a pure enoguh heart…" said Celestabellebethabelle, "I'm sorry…"

"Tell me the reason why she isn't pure enoguh?" asked Carla.

"It's fine… it's fine…" said Marvelous.

"Sorry but you must find someone more pure or come back until you or your other friend is pure of heart!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

They all left, however Marvelous seemed to be angry.

"She is hiding something." Said Marvelous, "We're going to tell Mabel."

/Mabel was complying another list.

"No! No!" she cried.

"Mabel…" said Marvelous.

"Please tell me you didn't get all of the hair we need…" said Mabel.

"No…" said Marvelous, "It's because I'm not pure enoguh either."

Mabel looked up from her note pad .

"What?" asked Mabel in shock, "But you… you… you… I've seen you exhaust yourself healing everyone all the time! And you do it because you want to help! Not because you have to or for money…"

"Look if Wendy isn't pure of heart." Said Wendy, "Then who is according that hoof bag!"

Mabel and Marvelous looked at each other.

"We have to get that hair another way." Said Carla.

"She's right. It's time we stop trying to be perfect and be who we really are! We're crazed sweaty animals and we take what we want! We're not unicorns! We're women! And we take what we want!"

"Yeah!" cheered Candy.

Then Grenda slammed a rock into her head.

"Too much?" asked Grenda.

"I don't know…" said Mabel.

"Come on Mabel what would your mom do?" asked Wendy.

Mabel already k new the answer to that… beat up the unicorn.

"So where do we go?" asked Carla.

That was when Carla froze as she got a vision. A short vision but one that showed that Celestabellebethabelle was lying about something.

"Carla are you okay?" asked Marvelous.

"I had a venison… she's already lied to us." Said Carla.

"What do you mean?" asked Mabel.

Carla told them about what she saw and they were shocked.

"You're kidding!" said Mabel.

"I'm not, remember all of my visions have come true and after that incident with the rainbow I learned to completely trust them even if they seem unbelievable." Said Carla.

"So what do we do now?" asked Mabel.

"There's one place I think I know who might know might tell us… though I don't know if Mabel or Wendy will be safe there." Said Wendy.

Mabel and Marvelous exchanged looks, there was only one p[lace that they wouldn't be safe in that part of the woods.

The Gnome Tavern…

"All right don't worry, I doubt any of them will they to take you." Said Wendy grabbing her ice axe.

They burst into the Gnome bar.

"We're looking for someone who knows how to take down a unicorn. No tricks or games!" said Wendy.

"We're human! We take what we want!" yelled Candy breaking a bottle.

"Fairy Dust!" called out a rather shady looked gnome playing the knife game with an acorn.

They sat next to the shady gnome.

"A whole bag is enoguh to put a unicorn out cold." Explained the shady gnome, "But if I do you a favor you got to do one for me."

"What?" asked Mabel who still seemed a little unsure of this plan.

"Remember she's already lying to us." Said Carla.

"I know, I know…" sighed Mabel.

"You see butterfly trafficking is illegal in this part of the forest, but I like butterflies. They tickle my face and make me laugh. Bring me a bag of butterflies and we got a deal." Said the shady gnome.

They all nodded with Mabel still somewhat recently.

And so after capturing butterflies Grenda countered to make the deal. Both of them wearing sunglasses and trench coats.

"Two bags of Fairy Dust, just like we agreed." Said the shady gnome exchanging the bags.

Grenda looked at fairy dust.

"Where do you get this stuff?" asked Grenda.

"Everyone likes sausage but no one likes to know how it's made." Said the shady gnome.

"You disgust me." Muttered Grenda.

"You got your poisons and I got mine. The deals done." Said the shady gnome.

"Well the deals off!" said Grenda.

That was when they were swarmed by gnome policemen.

"Freeze your under arrest!" yelled one of the gnome cops.

They proceeded to arrest the shady gnome.

"This isn't mine, I swear! I as framed!" said the shady gnome.

"Tell that the adorable owl we dressed as a judge." Said the gnome cop he haled out a hand at Grenda, "My cut."

Grenda gave hi money of the bags of fairy dust.

And so they headed back to the unicorn glen.

"I don't know about this…" said Mabel.

"Dude do you want Bill to find a way to possess Gildarts." Said Wendy, "You've seen what he's done on a good day."

Mabel was going to argue but couldn't find a response.

They went inside the glen where Celestabellebethabelle was reading Whinny, Pray, Trot.

"Oh sure, I wish I could travel but in this economy!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

That was when the bag of fairy dust hit her in the face knocking her out.

The satyr began to do an SOS message on his pan flute but Carla grabbed the pan flute.

She flew high enoguh so that he couldn't get it.

"Look… I want to get the hair…" said Mabel.

"But Mabel, she's probably tricking us!" said Marvelous.

"How do we know that?" asked Mabel, "I mean besides what Carla saw in her vision."

"Look we don't have time for the debate, we need that hair." Said Wendy.

However Celestabellebethabelle woke up.

"What? Doth mine eye device me?" asked Celestabellebethabelle, "Thief you shall never be pure of heart!"

"No!" cried Mabel.

"Mabel was the one against stealing your hair." Said Carla.

"Like I'd buy that." Said Celestabellebethabelle.

"I know you're lying…" said Carla.

"Oh what do I have to lie about?" asked Celestabellebethabelle.

"Tell me Celestabellebethabelle … what do you think of this person. Said Carla, "A girl who bad the power to heal, but it drains her. She uses all the time not caring about whiter she gets exhausted or not. All because she wants to help people get better… tell me does that girl sound like she has a pure heart or not?"

"Uh… well…" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"And tell me this one: a girl who's mother was severally wronged by a man. This man did horrible things, however it turns out it he was brainwashed and felt horrible guilt from everything he did. The girl vowed to torment the man, while the man used the girl as a way to punish himself. Upon finding out about this the girl was horrified and made a vow to make the man happy. This girl learned from her mistakes and she's not doing it make herself look good, she's doing it because she honestly wants to make up for what she did, to make sure that the man never harms himself in any way and to honestly make him happy…" said Carla.

"It sounds like you're leaving something out of that story…" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"I am… mostly because there's romance between the man and the mother." Said Carla.

"Uh-huh…." Said Celestabellebethabelle.

"But the point is the girls what do you think of their pure heart status?" asked Carla.

"Why should I care about random hypotheticals?" asked Celestabellebethabelle.

"I never said they were hypothetical." Said Carla, "Plus there's the fact that you aren't the last unicorn like you told us earlier!"

"I am too the last unicorn! My kind has died out a long time ago!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"Oh come on! Seriously!" yelled a voice.

They looked to see tow more unicorns show up, one of them was teal and the other magenta.

"You've been telling people that you are the last unicorn again?" asked the teal one.

"Let me guess she pulling the whole pure of heart scan again." Said the magenta one.

"Guys…" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"We figured that out when you said I didn't have a pure heart." Said Marvelous.

"That's right, unicorns can't look into hearts. All our dumb horns can do is play glow, point to the nearest rainbow and play rave music." Said the magenta unicorn who began to play rave music.

"Yeah the whole pure of heart thing is just so humans will leave us alone." Said the teal unicorn.

The girls all glared at the unicorn.

Mabel especially, her glare was fierce.

"How dare you make me think that about myself… for a bit you made me think I was an awful person… you have crossed a line…" growled out Mabel glaring at Celestabellebethabelle.

"Yes, fine, you know our secret we're jerks, okay? We have more hair than we know what to do with and we keep it to ourselves just to tick humans off… what are you going to do about it?" asked Celestabellebethabelle.

Mabel glared at her even more, making Celestabellebethabelle recoil a bit.

"Requip!" she called out summoning her golf club, she considered ripping off the unicorn from her sweater, but she didn't feel like it, after all her anger was more like a laser than an explosion.

"Wait…" said Celestabellebethabelle.

That was when the two other unicorns noticed something. As Wendy was wearing a tank top that day her arm was exposed realign her guild mark, and Marvelous was as always wearing a sleeveless dress her's was exposed as well.

"Wait a second…" said the magenta unicorn, "Those tattoos! I've heard of that tattoo!"

"And the fact they have that flying cat with them!" said the teal unicorn, "You guys are from that guild, aren't you?"

"Oh yeah." Said Mabel glaring at the unicorns.

"See you later!" said the teal one.

"Good luck against the wizards." Said the magenta one.

"What guys!" said Celestabellebethabelle.

"You brought it on yourself." Said the magenta one.

The two left leaving Celestabellebethabelle looked at the girls who were all ready for a fight.

Mabel was about to run towards her.

"Wait!" called out Marvelous.

"What?" aced Mabel, "But you're angry with them too!"

"O strength of arm to cleave the heavens! Arms!" called out Marvelous.

All of the girls began to glow.

"Whoa! I feel stronger!" said Grenda.

"Amazing!" said Candy.

"O swift wind that dashes through the heaven! Vernier!" called out Marvelous.

A glow surrounded all of them.

"Whoa! Are we floating?" asked Grenda.

"Seems that way!" said Wendy.

"She needs to know she can't you with people's emotions." Muttered Marvelous glaring at Celestabellebethabelle.

They all looked at Celestabellebethabelle.

"You put my family in danger, made me think I was a bad person… you have to pay…" said Mabel glaring at the unicorn.

All of the girls flew to the lone unicorn, who began to sweat.

Carla looked at the satyr who was just in shock.

"Who here's your flute back." Said Carla.

The satyr didn't notice her handing it back to him.

Back at the mystery shack, Dipper was getting impatient, this had been going on for hours and it was only 15 percent complete.

Ford had fell asleep.

"Why does he have to be so mysterious about Bill? I can handle the truth." asked Dipper.

"I wonder what Great Uncle Ford is thinking. Use the machine! It'll show you his thoughts." He thought with the machine voicing them out loud.

"I shouldn't." said Dipper out loud.

"He won't know. He'll tell you about it eventually. The more you know about Bill the more you can help." His thoughts spoke through the machine.

"Man I am really good at rationalizing myself." Said Dipper.

"Yes you are! Yes you are!" his thoughts spoke through the machine once again in a creepy way.

He took off the helmet and put it on Ford.

Dipper looked at his thoughts which showed various things then it showed various things like a Young McGucket yelling at Ford, and Stan saying something heard him say before about Ford being dangerous.

However… he saw a certain memory of when Ford was young.

"It's a deal. From now until the end of time." Said the young Ford.

"Just let me into your mind Stanford." Said Bill in the memory going to shake a hand with him.

"Just call me friend." Said the memory Stanford.

IT then cut to a possessed Stanford.

"You shouldn't have done that." Said Stanford who was waking up.

Ford took off the helmet, and tossed it away, it knocked over a curtain revealing statures and tapestry of Bill.

"Why… why were you shaking hands with Bill?" asked Dipper picnicking.

He saw the rift and grabbed it.

"You said Bill could possess anyone to get this!" yelled Dipper he almost dropped the rift, "Are you Bill right now?"

"Now, just… just calm down p…" said Ford.

"Pine Tree! Is that what you were going to call me?" asked Dipper.

"I was just going to say "Please", kid." Said Ford.

Dipper saw the memory Gun, remembering what Dipper did to Mabel in his body he didn't want to really hurt Ford.

"Great Uncle Ford told me to protect the rift. Get one step closer to I'll shoot! I'll erase you right out of my uncle's brain." Said Dipper.

"It's me Dipper, your uncle!" said Ford.

"Trust no one, trust no one…" repeated Dipper.

He shot Ford, it hit however it bounced and ricocheted all across the room until it broke the brain scanner.

Dipper tired to pick the gun back up, but Ford picked up by the shirt.

"Now, now just calm down Dipper, it's me…" said Ford adjusting his glasses showing he didn't have hellish yellow eyes, "Look into my eyes, look at my pupils, It's me Dipper it's me."

Dipper looked into Ford's eyes and they were normal.

"I tried to erase your mind… I'm so sorry." Said Dipper.

"It's all right, my mind can't be erased remember." Said Ford who knocked on his which gave that metallic sound, "If it really was Bill though, you would have done great. I should have been more like you when I was younger. The reason why I've been preparing you for Bill's tricks."

"But I was tricked by Bill…" pointed out Dipper, "He stole my body, used my magic to hurt Mabel… even threatened to use my magic to kill my body…"

Ford sighed… knowing it sounded bad.

"I didn't always consider Bill to be my enemy I used to see as my friend." Said Ford, "I take it he tried to do that with you."

"Not really, I saw him more as an annoyance." Said Dipper.

"I see…" said Ford, "Anyways…"

He began to tell Dipper the story how he met Bill. He came across a painting in a cave and incantation about a being with answers. IT said not to read them but Ford read them. Nothing happened until he took a nap.

In his dream he met with Bill, with Bill claiming he was muse that chose one birling mind a centaury to inspire.

Bill became his research assistant, He was also free to move in and out of Ford's mind as he pleased.

Bill told him that if he built the portal, all his dreams would come true. But after the accident and something McGucket said, he confronted Bill and discovered that Bill had intended to use the portal to merge the Nightmare Realm where he was from and Earth together.

It's why he hid the journals in the hope that no one would ever continue his work.

"Bill's been waiting the gate way to reopen ever since. All he needs to do is get his hands on the rift. To Bill it's jut a game. But to us… it would mean the end of the world." Said Ford.

"Oh man…" said Dipper looking at something and realized the truth.

"Oh man indeed." Said Ford.

They went upstairs so Dipper could have a drink.

"I'm so embarrassed. "said Dipper, "I'm such an idiot."

"From now on, no more secrets between us." Said Ford, "We're not the first tow idiots he tricked, but I'll make sure we'll be the last…"

"We're back…" said Erza looking exhausted with Jellal who looked normal.

Both of them had the floor plans of the Dorms.

"What happened?" asked Ford.

(Flashback)

At the woman's dorm, Evergreen let Erza into her room since it was on the first floor.

"Just make it quick…" said Evergreen.

"A new day is upon us!" yelled one of the Fairies in the terrarium, "Viva La Revolution!"

"VIVA! VIVA!" cheered the other fairies.

"Not again…" sighed Evergreen while Erza just watched in horror as the fairies broke up and attack both of them.

(End of Flashback)

Ford and Dipper cringed when she finished the story.

"It wasn't that bad for me…" said Jellal, "But it did take a while to sort through Gray's room."

"Let me guess the floor is where he keeps his clothes." Said Dipper.

Jellal nodded.

"Unfortunately something went wrong with plan B, and I still doubt Mabel will succeed in her job." Said Ford.

"Did somebody say Unicorn Hair." Said Mabel holding a huge thing of unicorn hair.

Their clothes were also torn (probably any injuries they had were already healed by Marvelous) and they were covered in some rainbow liquid.

"Uh… no actually…" said Dipper.

"Oh… because that would have been perfect." said Mabel.

"What are you covered in?" asked Erza.

"The tears of our enemy." Answered Candy.

"Turns out everything the unicorns told you was a lie. And we beat her up." Said Marvelous.

"I see…" said Ford.

"Anyways we beat up the unicorn, took her hair, eyelashes and she gave us treasure so we would stop." Said Mabel.

Wendy dumped the treasure of the table which had various gold, jewels, man horse calendars…

"It can't be." Said Ford in disbelief, he took the uniron hair, "This is a great day, with this we'll be able to protect everyone from Bill's mind reading tricks."

"Is okay?" asked Mabel.

"It's better than okay!" said Ford, "You've protected your family and the guild. You're a good person."

"Thanks but I learned today that morality is relative." Said Mabel.

The four that didn't go on the adventures all stared at Mabel.

"Money!" yelled Stan running in and stealing a good chunk of the treasure.

"Stanley! Get back in here! That's the girl's!" yelled Erza.

"Do we want to know what happened today?" asked Dipper.

"Probably for the best you don't…" said Candy.

That was when Carla froze as she got another vision, she saw Bill floating in front of Mirajane, a young man in front of what seemed to be a magical computer that suddenly exploded and the image of Bill appearing on it before it vanished and finally in the sky a horrible x shape in the sky.

"Another vision?" asked Marvelous.

"yeah…" said Carla, "It's fine… it's fine…"

However Carla inwardly sighed, realizing that Bill still had plans that weren't going to easily end soon.

So anyway Dipper and Ford glued the hair in a ring around the Shack and soon a glowing bleu barrier appeared and then disappeared.

"Perfect, this will protect us from Bill… as long we're inside here and soon the dorms our mind should be safe from Bill." Said Ford.

"Let's go to the dorms." Said Dipper.

Ford nodded.

However they didn't know was that Bill was watching them.

"I guess I can't posses anyone inside the Shack or the Dorms, but I'll just have to find my next pawn on the OUTSIDE." Said Bill.

His eyes began to show the various people who lived in Gravity Falls or access to Gravity Falls.

However he quickly decided on his next pawn… however the results would be something he would guess would ever happen.

Next Time: Bill decides to make a deal with Mirajane in order to posses her body. However he knows that it's taking a chance. But with it being an offer she can't refuse will she make the deal... and if so, what will happen? Who will come up on top? Find out next time!

A/N: The next three chapters are going to be original, just a reminder...