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Chapter 61: Dipper, Mabel and Erza VS. the Future

It had been a few days since the Rescue Team came to well… the rescue team and got stranded they.

It did lead to an interesting confession the day after realizing they should tell them.

Jellal removed the mask and hat he wore as Mystogan.

"Jellal." Said Jura.

"It's a long story, but I am not the first Mystogan." Said Jellal, "After the tower of haven, myself and the original both took the identity."

"Wait was it you or the other Mystogan back during the Nirvana incident?" asked Sherry.

"Both of us were there." sad Jellal, "The other Mystogan was the one who took out the Lacrima while I helped Natsu deal with Zero."

"I knew it." Said Ichiya, "I knew there two Mystogans." Said Ichiya.

"How?" asked Jellal.

"Your Parfumes, I noticed that Mystogan had to two distinct scents." Said Ichiya, "Also Hibiki knew there were two of them and asked me if I were aware of it."

Jellal sighed, "For most of my life I was under the control of Ultear Milkovich." Explained Jellal.

"Ultear Milkovich? You mean that former member of the magic council?" asked Ren.

"She was also one of the 7 Kin of Purgatory." Said Gray.

"All those years I was nothing but her puppet." Said Jellal.

"I ask you all to forgive him." said Erza, "He is genuine and has proven time and again to be a true member of Fairy Tail."

"Also if you don't believe him watch his speeches when he ran for mayor." Said Gray.

"What does that have to do with anything?" asked Max.

"Someone nominated me for mayor and I really didn't want to be mayor." Said Jellal.

"Did they ever arrest the guy who stole your hat?" asked Lucy.

"He got away with it." Sighed Jellal.

"It makes sense in context." Said Erza.

"It better." Said Warren.

And so that just leaves that day.

Dipper was sleeping when he woke up he saw Mabel standing over him with a chin puppet.

He woke up and screamed.

"Morning Dipper. Guess who! "said Mabel with a goofy voice.

"Oh Mr. Upsidedownington, how long has it been? Since the third grade?" asked Dipper sarcastically once he recovered.

"That's right and I'm here to deliver an extra special message." Said Mabel.

"That we're getting too old for this." Said Dipper.

"Um… kind of actually." Said Mabel in her normal voice, "In one week is our 13th birthdays."

Dipper immediately perked up.

"Whoa! Our birthday's coming up already?" asked Dipper, "Soon we'll finally be teenagers."

"Finally! I can stop reading pre-teen magazines and read post-pre-teen magazines!" cheered Mabel.

"PG-13 movies where we come." Said Dipper.

"And just one more year to high school. Where girls become women!" Said Mabel, "It's where they teach us you know…"

"Trigonometry." Said Dipper.

"Oh yeah!" said Mabel.

That was when Soos, Stand and Erza entering the room each having good news.

"That's not the only good news. In just one week my old man ponytail kit will come in the mail." Said Stan showing them the ad, "I'm… I'm going through some things."

"If you don't look good in that I'm cutting off that ponytail personally." Said Erza glaring at Stan.

"Whoa! Easy Erza!" said Stan unsure how to react to that.

Erza sighed "Sorry… still not feeling well."

"Is this about Ichiya?" asked Mabel.

"No actually he stop his pursuit once he discovered I'm dating Jellal. He said he wanted me to be happy." Said Erza.

"Is that the good news you have?" asked Dipper.

"No… actually I finally bought a house." Said Erza.

"Let me guess we're moving in a week?" asked Dipper .

"No… we still have a few more weeks until we can move in." said Erza, "But still we're going to move out soon."

"And in one week's time my grandma will finally let me cracker's in my bed." Said Soos," The future is coming for all us for us dudes."

They were going to cheer to the future but a wave of nausea hit Erza and she ran out of the room.

"Has man seen the doctor yet?" asked Dipper.

"Not yet." Said Stan, "she's been more concerned about the rescue team to worry about her own health."

Dipper looked at Mabel and started laughing.

"I'm sorry I can't you seriously with that face." Said Dipper.

"What face?" asked Mabel in the goofy voice.

"You're doing the voice so you know about the face." Laughed Dipper.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Said Mabel doing the voice.

Both of them laughed.

"There's something wrong with you." Laughed Dipper.

"There's something wrong with both of us." Laughed Mabel.

Sometime later Mabel was leading Dipper, Soos, Sue and Alec in party planning.

"In one week we will become teenagers. So we need to throw the world's greatest party. I'm talking smaller piñatas inside of a bigger piñata." Said Mabel.

"Boom coming true." Said Soos filling a large piñata with smaller ones.

"I'm talking about inviting the whole town… how are on the gnomes?" asked Mabel.

"Not so fast goofus and girl goofus." Said Stan walking into the room, "After that zombie incident, no party will be thrown here. I still find body parts inside of the couch cushions."

"Zombie incident?" asked Sue.

"Dipper raised the dead." Said Mabel with a shrug.

"I need a break." Said Alec realizing was the best way to avoid putting his foot in mouth.

"Just hold it at the Guild Hall." Said Stan.

"Unfortunately we can't." Said Erza entering the room, "Hibiki hasn't regained consciousness yet."

"Seriously?" asked Stan, "But it's been days."

"Bill probably did something to him." said Dipper, "I should talk to Ford about that…"

Stan groaned at the mention of Ford.

"Oh man… we need some roof to raise." Said Mabel.

"Dude you could rent out the high school gym." Said Soos, ""They're empty all summer."

"That's a great idea Soos! To the high school." Said Mabel.

That was when the house shook.

"Dipper! My face in on fire!" yelled Ford.

"I'll be back in a sec." Said Dipper.

He ran to the Gift shop room to find he was fine. Well sort of… his face was on fire.

"Oh yes, I'm fine. I just called you that way to get you here faster." Said Ford.

"But your face is on fire…" said Dipper.

"Yes is much faster than shaving." Said Ford.

Dipper was about to say something.

"No I didn't get the idea from Natsu, I've been doing it for years." Said Ford, "Now listen Dipper, I have a very important mission, and you're the only one who could help me."

He pulled out the rift and there were cracks in the containment.

"It's cracking. This is what Bill had been waiting for. If it break, reality itself will unravel. In a hypothetical event I call Weirdmageddeon."

He took out a diagram he drew up.

"Bill is out there and he'll use any trick to get his hands on it." Said Ford, "From deception to outright possession. He already found a way to take out the only person who might have a way to use the rift for good… how is Hibiki doing?"

"Still unconscious." Said Dipper.

Ford sighed quickly realizing that Bill might have done something to his mind.

"I'll go check on him tomorrow.' Sighed Ford, "But for the sake of humanity we mustn't let it happen."

"So what do we do?" asked Dipper.

"We patch up the rift." Said Ford, "I'll explain on the way."

"Wait what about Mabel?" asked Dipper.

Mabel was standing in the door.

"It's okay Dipper, you should totally go with Ford to save the world or whatever." Said Mabel.

"Are you sure?" asked Dipper.

"We have birthday junk going on all week." Said Mabel handing him a backpack, "Besides I packed up some walkie-talkies, one for my party mission one for your smarty mission."

"Dipper did I mention the fate of the universe is at stake?" asked Ford, "We don't have time."

Ford left and when he did Dipper took a breath.

"All right this is your first big mission with Ford…" said Dipper, "We done jobs together but nothing this big… Don't blow it."

He ran out and crashed into thing.

"I'm all right!" he called out.

Erza was sitting at the kitchen table drinking some ginger ale.

"Still feeling crappy." Said Stan.

Erza only nodded.

Stan sighed.

"You know with you throwing up like this I'm getting a sense of déjà vu." Said Stan.

"What do you mean?" asked Erza.

"Well this isn't the first time I've seen you vomit it up your stomach for a few days." Said Stan.

Erza blinked and then realized something.

"You don't' think…" said Erza.

Stan shrugged.

Erza double face palmed and took a breath. She had been very busy lately and hadn't been paying attention if something was missed.

"Look this isn't like last time." Said Stan, "Last time was one time deal this time it's something that happens a few times a week with silly costumes."

"We don't do the costumes every time." Muttered Erza.

"Look my point is you two love each other. This isn't like last time at all." Said Stan.

"It could still just be a stomach bug." Said Erza.

"Well you better go check then." Said Stan.

Erza nodded, requip a disguise and headed to the store.

Stan sighed realizing they had to talk about the housing situation if it was the case.

With Mabel and Soos they made their way into the high school gym, which they were shocked were filled with students.

"I thought this place was going to be empty." Said Mabel, "Who is filled with people?"

"My dwags! What up!" said Wendy who were among the students.

"Wendy what are you doing here?" asked Mabel.

"Uh… High School registration." Sighed Wendy.

"Oh I'm coming here next year." Said Mabel, "So tell what is it like? Rom com or whacky romp?"

"More like teen horror movie." Said Wendy, "High school is the worst. Classes get super hard, your body flat up turns against you and worst of all everybody hates you."

She motioned over opt girls glaring at each other.

"I can't do another day!" cried out Thompson.

"My hormones are a sweaty cage!" yelled Robbie punching something.

"Why aren't they signing songs about following your dreams." Said Mabel, "TV taught me that high was some sort of musical."

"TV lied man! If I could be 12 again I would" said Wendy, "Anyways what are you doing here?"

"Looking for a place for my 13th Birthday Party." Sighed Mabel.

"Wendy Bourdaroy… I mean Corduroy." Called out teacher.

The other students all laughed at Wendy.

"See what I mean." Said Wendy.

Mabel and Soos left the gym.

"Master Mabel to Dipidiy Dog, we can have our party at the high school, but we have to talk about high school. Starting to think our future isn't as cracked up to be." Said Mabel into the walkie-talkie.

"Mabel I'm heading into a rough patch. We'll talk when get back." Said Dipper on the other end.

"Dipper… Dipper come in." said Mabel into the walkie-talkie.

Mabel sighed. That was when she heard a chirp and a bird popped on her shoulder.

"Oh man…" said Mabel.

"Hey I know something that will cheer you up, how about you deliver some invites to your friends." Said Soos.

"Yeah!" Mabel said cheerfully.

She got into Soos' truck. But as they drove away they saw that Nate and Lee mess with the school sign that it now read "No escape.".

With Dipper and Ford they were near what was called the "floating Cliffs" which were two cliffs with strange cracks.

"Mabel are you there?" asked Dipper.

Dipper sighed.

"Listen Dipper, in order to seal the rift. It's going to take adhesive stronger than anything on earth. It's going to take something… extraterrestrial in origin. " said Ford.

"What do you mean?" asked Dipper.

"Dipper, look at the peculiar shape of those cliffs." Said Ford, "Does it remind of anything?"

Dipper didn't answer, until Ford took out a UFO key chain.

"No way!" said Dipper.

"According my research, the valley of Gravity Falls was formed when an extraterrestrial object crashed here millions of years ago. Did this craft cause the strangeness of the town or did the town's strange proprieties attract the craft? That much is unknown." Said Ford.

"Where the saucer go?" asked Dipper.

"Sometimes the stranger things are right under our nose." Said Ford.

Ford pushed a rock revealing an entrance to underground.

"And our feet in particular instance." Said Ford.

"Whoa!" said Dipper.

Ford out some sort of gun.

"You might want to stand back this gun can rip out a man's filling from a 100 feet away." Said Ford.

Ford opened up the UFO using the gun.

"I used this to raid for parts for years. Where did you think I got the martials for the portal?" asked Ford.

Dipper didn't know how to take it, on hand he had proof of aliens but at the same time he grew up with other dimensions being a thing a long with magic.

"Take this." Said Ford tossing Dipper a magnet gun.

Dipper struggled to catch it.

"Don't worry, I've been there countless times. All the aliens have been dead for millions of years." Said Ford.

He started climbing down the ladder of the UFO.

Dipper followed Ford down.

"I can't believe there's a UFO under the town the whole time." Said Dipper.

"I wish my mind, Dipper. When confirmation of Extraterrestrials exist still had that punch. Now it's just sort "eh". McGucket and I used to come here all the time to raid their tech and study their language."

Dipper looked around.

"This is so cool." Said Dipper. He took a selfie of himself in front of alien writing.

"The substance we need to seal the rift is an alien adhesive. Strong enoguh to keep this spacecraft together. Just one dollop should be able to seal the rift in space-time…" said Ford, "Also if it touches you the orifices in your face will seal up. So try to avoid that and follow me."

He grabbed the gun and point at the pillar he used the magnet reel down with a cry of "hup"

"great uncle ford"! called out Dipper.

"Your turn! Say "Hup!" it helps." Called out Ford.

"I have my own way down." Said dipper, "Just don't laugh at my control"!

"What do you mean?" asked Ford.

Dipper used Dark Ecriture: Wing and flew down by the pillar. He did crash into the pillar a couple times, but his control was a little better than it was before.

Ford started at Dipper unsure how to react.

"You can fly?" he asked.

"Not very good at it." He admitted.

Back with Mabel she made it and got to Grenda's house. She rang the bell and Candy was there too.

"Oh hi Mabel! You're just in time for your 1 o'clock boy talk." Said Grenda.

"If you think that's good." Said Mabel she handed them the invitations, "Boom, me and Dipper's Birthday jam!"

"Aw man your birthday on the last day of Summer? I won't be able to make it. Marius is flying me out to Austria to hang out at his castle or whatever that week." Sighed Grenda, "He's so clingy."

"You're going to be out of town for my birthday?" asked Mabel, "I can count on you right Candy?"

"Sorry, my parents send me to music camp that week." Said Candy, "There is no escape from music camp."

"So you won't be there for my birthday?" asked Mabel.

"I'm sorry Mabel." Sighed Candy.

"But we can always hang out afterwards." Said Grenda.

That was when Grenda's cellphone rang, "Ugh… it's Marius. Now's not the time."

"I think I need some emotional backup." Sighed Mabel.

She took out the walkie-talkie.

"Dipper please come in, the birthday party plans are going up in flames. Over."

But there was nothing but static.

That was when there was a coo and bird pooped in her hair.

"Really?" asked Mabel.

She decided it would be best to hang out at the Guild.

Back at the Mystery Shack Erza came out of the bathroom and took a breath.

"Got the results yet?" said Stan.

Erza gave an awkward smile.

"I don't know I can handle it again." She said.

Stan laughed.

"You know you're going to have to call Jellal." Said Stan.

"I know." Said Erza.

"Tell me if he runs." Said Stan.

"You honestly think he'll do that?" asked Erza.

"He might love you but he's an emotional wreck who kept his distance for like a month. Who knows how he'll react to this." Said Stan, "He's probably not going to od that… but you never know…"

Erza sighed and called Jellal.

Back with Dipper and Ford they were still exploring the UFO.

"This the storage facticity. This place would have been heavily guarded, but now everything defunct. Go ahead flip a switch." Said Ford.

Dipper did so and at the petting zoo something happened…

"The glue should be around here somewhere, Keep your eye out for it." Said Ford, "How you thought much about your future?"

"To honest lately I have…" said Dipper, "Orin ally I was thinking of getting a high school GPA to get into a technical college so I can start my own ghost hunting show. But…"

"But what?" asked Ford.

"I think I might want to go the whole Guild Wizard route. Going on adventures, fighting monsters…"

Ford laughed.

"I never thought my home dimension I'd hear that being a wizard would be a legitimate career option." Said Ford, "Either way I think I have something in mind that will help either option. Something that you don't have to put up with the drudgery of school."

"Trust me, I'd love to, but it's not like I have a choice." Said Dipper.

"Dipper I've been thinking. I'm getting too old to investigate Gravity Falls on my own. I need to train an apprentice to help me fight monsters. And I'd like to keep it in the family."

"What are you saying?" asked Dipper.

"I've read your additions to my journal, and I'm impressed." Said Ford, "What would say about becoming my apprentice."

"You mean ditching school?" asked Dipper.

"I have 12 PhDs. It will be easy to convince your mom." Said Ford.

"You mean the same woman who is insisting that Marvelous goes to school with me and Mabel?" Said Dipper.

"She making her go to school?" asked Ford.

Dipper nodded.

"I think I'll be able to convince her." Said Ford.

Dipper sighed, "Too be honest, I don't know I can do it full time. I've been trick by Bill, I was wrong about Stan's portal and despite knowing three kinds of magic, I had a magic fit when Sue ate all of the cake."

(Flashback)

Dipper went through the Fridge. He noticed

"Who ate the last piece of Cake!" yelled Dipper.

Ford walked into the kitchen and had to dodge a bunch of knives that Dipper unconsciously flung.

Alec grabbed Ford away.

"I know you haven't been living where long but did you eat the cake!" yelled Alec.

"No! They always warned me!" said Ford.

That was when Sue walked by eating the last piece of cake.

Both of them stared at Sue.

"Oh… I thought it was joke when you warned me about leaving the note." Said Sue.

They heard a crash from the kitchen.

"I'm going to the bakery and buying a new one." Sighed Alec leaving.

(End of Flashback)

"Plus I'm not sure if I can even work this gun." Said Dipper.

He accidently fired the gun and a piece of metal was attached it, he tired to get it off but it wouldn't work.

However Ford noticed something on the piece of metal, something pink.

"Dipper! You found the adhesive." Said Ford,

"I did?" asked Dipper.

"You really did it get, come on lets get a picture." Said Ford.

"Uh… Grunkle Ford, you said that everything was dead in here, right?" asked Dipper.

"Yes, unless we somehow reactive the security system." Said Ford.

They saw two strange balls that looked to made of glass.

"What are those?" asked Dipper.

"Listen to me carefully, these are security droids, detect adrenaline." Said Ford, "You simply not feel any fear and they won't see you."

However Dipper had other ideas.

"Solid Script: Thunder!" he called out.

The attack hit the two secret droids and they seemed to be effected by the electrical attack.

"Solid Script Iron!" called out Dipper hitting one shattering it, "Solid Script: Iron!" he once again called out shattering the other one.

Ford blinked at the remains.

"Or you can do that." Said Ford.

Meanwhile at the Guild Hall Mabel was sadly drinking a milkshake at the bar.

She had distrusted the filers to everyone who wasn't part of the rescue team and weren't on a job at the moment, which included the Thunder Legion and Jellal was called away for something (but he was already a guarantee to come)

She thought it was better not to invite anyone from the rescue team.

Well that wasn't true, she invited Bisca and Alzack.

And when she went to invite Levy she invited Jet and Droy.

But she hadn't asked Warren and Max.

"Hey…" said Marvelous sitting next to her.

"What's wrong?" asked Carla.

Mabel sighed and told them about her day so far.

"That's too bad." Said Marvelous.

"of all weeks." Said Carla.

"Don't worry I have nothing to do that day besides getting ready for school." Said Marvelous.

"Oh yeah, mom's making you go to school." Said Mabel.

"Yeah." Sighed Marvelous.

"I think it will be good for." Said Carla.

"I still don't know how to wake Hibiki up. And even if I can there's no guarantee he can recreate the portal." Said Marvelous.

"Does that mean you would have went back to Earthland?" asked Mabel.

"Oh no… I didn't mean it like that." Said Marvelous, "I was thinking about staying if there was a permanent bridge… I could always figure out ways to find Grandeeney after all."

Mabel smiled.

"That's something I needed to hear." Said Mabel.

"By the way I have an idea on how to cheer you up." Said Marvelous.

They went to the request board and Marvelous handed Mabel the bread job.

"Really?" asked Mabel.

"I usually do it, but I'm too worried about Hibiki." Said Marvelous.

"With a day like today. I think you need an easy win." Said Carla.

"I think you're right, I will take it." Said Mabel.

She told Makarov about it and left to do the job.

That was when Max and Warren approached Marvelous and Carla.

"Hey have you seen Mabel." Said Warren.

"She just left." Said Marvelous.

"Is something the matter?" asked Carla.

"We were wondering why she didn't invite us to her and Dipper's birthday party." Said Max.

"Sorry, she didn't tell us." Said Marvelous.

Both of them sighed.

"Are you two all right?" asked Marvelous.

"We're fine." both of them said.

"I know Erza probably didn't tell them about us…" said Warren.

"But I would have thought they would have invited us to their birthday party." Said Max.

Turns out Mabel was wrong and they would have been happy to attend.

Back in the UFO Dipper and Ford headed back to the entrance. However both of them heard a noise, one that was completely different that the security droid.

Dipper unsheathed his sword while Ford took out some sort of gun.

Both of them were ready to fight whatever was there.

That was when a strange white creature appeared. Both of them instantly recognized it.

"The shape shifter" they both said.

They looked at each other and Ford grabbed Dipper to hide.

"You know about the Shape Shifter?" asked Ford.

"I found your bunker a while ago." Said Dipper.

"I see." Said Ford.

The Shape Shifter began to attack a wall randomly.

It turned one of its arms to a weapon as it attacked the wall.

"Why is it acting like that?" asked Dipper.

Ford realized something.

"That's not the same shape shifter." Said Ford.

"What?" asked Dipper.

"It's feral." Said Ford.

Dipper's eyes winded.

Meanwhile at the lake, Erza and Jellal met.

"What did you need to talk about?" asked Jellal.

"I got some news today." Said Erza.

She turned to him and told him the news.

Jellal didn't know how to feel about the news, worry, a bit of panic.

However there was an unbridled joy as well.

"Really?" he asked managed to get out.

Erza nodded.

"Erza… there's something I should ask you." Said Jellal.

"Don't." said Erza figuring out what he was going to ask her.

"What?" asked Jellal.

"Remember what happened last time." Said Erza, "I don't want to do it out obligation. I want you to ask me because you want to."

Jellal nodded.

The two embarrassed and kissed.

Back in the UFO.

"The other Shape Shifter was one I raised since t was a baby." Said Ford.

"That's why it knew how to speak English." Said dipper.

"I guess there was more than one egg and this one is nothing much than a monster." Said Ford.

"So do we have to fight it?" asked Dipper.

"We shouldn't let it roam." Agreed Ford.

Dipper nodded.

They began to make a plan to stop that thing.

Meanwhile Mabel was delivering the loaf of bread to Tad.

She walked up[ the door however the door opened before he even made it to the door.

"Oh hello Mabel, it's quite the day isn't it?" asked Tad.

"You said it." Said Mabel as she walked up to the walkway.

However before she could hand him the bread. A certain evil caw that could easily be translated as "Mine!" filled the air, and a seagull swooped in stole the bread.

"Oh come on!" yelled Mabel.

Of course the seagull wasn't done yet, as a certain white thing dropped into Mabel's mouth while she was yelling at the seagull.

She began to hack and cough.

"Why" she managed to get out.

"I'll go get you some water." Said Tad.

"Thank you…" she coughed.

Back in the UFO, Ford took his magnet gun and aimed for a walked behind the feral shape shifter.

The wall was flung towards Ford, hit the shape shifter.

The feral shape shifter hissed and turned it's attention towards Ford.

Ford began to run away.

The feral shape shifter gained more legs and chased the older man much faster.

Dipper showed up.

"Solid Script: Fire!" called out Dipper hitting the Feral Shape shifter.

He unsheathed his sword. And the Feral shape shifter turned it's arms into swords as well.

Dipper blocked all attacks.

Meanwhile ford put the magnet gun on repel and sent a large piece of metal at the feral shape shifter.

"Dipper! Duck!" called out Ford.

Dipper did so at the right time.

It smashed into the feral shape sifter. The feral shape shifter roared in pain.

"It tripped through the metal piece that was sent at it.

"Solid Script Bullets!" called out Dipper as he created the words bullets, which shot at the feral shape shifter.

The Feral shape shiftier quickly recovered and turned it's body metal.

Dipper and Ford briefly looked at each other thinking about "That was lucky".

Ford used the magnet gun to pull it at them.

"Solid Script Thunder"! called Dipper.

Despite being metal this did affect the feral shape sifter and it went back to it's normal form.

The feral shape shifter created horrific mouths all over it's body.

Ford used the magnet gun once again repeal and sent some of the metal into it's mouths.

It began to choke up the metal and got rid of the mouths.

It glared at them and created many spikes all over it's body.

"Maybe it's a good time to away." Said Dipper.

"I was thinking the same thing." Said Ford.

The two began to run away and the feral shape shifter followed.

"It's this way, correct?" asked Ford.

"It is." Said Dipper.

The two continued to run.

The Shape shifter started to catch up thanks to adding more legs.

"Are we close?" asked Ford.

"Almost there!" said Dipper.

They turned a corner however it was a dead end.

Both of them were trapped in a corner.

The feral shape shifter was about to attack them however suddenly hit a purple wall of text.

Indeed it was a trap that Dipper laid.

"Impressive." Said Ford as he examined the box the feral shape shifter was in, "How long will it later?"

"I honestly have no idea." Said Dipper, "I think maybe a day or two."

"I think that will be enoguh time after we fix the rift and I check on Hibiki." Said Ford.

Ford patted Dipper on the head.

"Let's head back." Said Ford.

Dipper smiled and nodded.

Back at the Mystery Shack Mabel was looking though a scrapbook.

Both Erza and Stan noticed the shape she was in.

"Hey is everything all right Pumpkin?" asked Stan.

"Just having a bad day." Said Mabel as the two down, "With the birthday coming up. And moving soon… I know how awful high school is going to be… and I botched a job for the first time."

"Wait what about the time with the mayor?" asked Stan.

"Still got paid…" pointed out Mabel.

"What happened?" asked Erza.

"It was the bread job." Said Mabel, "And a seagull came in and took right when I delivering it."

Erza and Stan looked at each other, the bread job was the easiest job at the guild.

"I've botched quite a few jobs." Said Erza, "You know that… and just because I save the day all the time doesn't mean I don't cause problems… how many times have I told you that despite beating lullaby we ended up destroying the meeting hall."

Mabel sighed, "Yeah… but you can't reassure me about high school." Said Mabel.

"Hey, no one like getting older. But just because you're getting older doesn't mean you have to grow up. I mean I'm pushing 70 and I still eat ice cream fro dinner."

"Stan you're not even 60 yet." Pointed out Erza.

Stan blinked, "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure." Said Erza.

"Huh…" said Stan, "Well look at Makarov, he's even older than me, you've seen how he punishes people, and you're mom. Sure she's mature a lot of the time, but you know she loves her costumes so that she still has a costume budget plus there's that love of that pony show..."

Mabel laughed.

"Besides it's not like you're leaving." Said Stan.

"The house is close by, so we're still in town." Said Erza, "And you have Dipper with you through out high school so you have too."

"You're right." Said Mabel perking up.

"Tell me when Dipper comes home." Said Erza, "I have news that I want to tell you at the same time."

Both of them left and Mabel breathed a sigh of relief.

"Even if high school is going to be a nightmare, I'll still be able to go with Dipper." Said Mabel, "Good ol' reliable Dipper."

That was when she heard something faint the walkie-talkie.

Dipper had finished writing a rune on the entrance/exit to the UFO to prevent the feral shape shifter from getting out.

Ford realized he could carry both of the glue and rift at the same time. However he felt that it would be a bad idea for Dipper to handle the glue.

"Is it all right to put the rift in your backpack?" asked Ford.

"Yeah." answered Dipper as he finished it.

"You were quite impressive today." Said Ford as they began to walk out.

"Thanks." Said Dipper.

"So what do you say?" asked Ford, "This town is a magnet for special thing's It brought the two of us together for a reason. Become my full time apprentice Dipper."

Dipper blinked and realized he did have it in him, "I'll do it." He said and chuckled, "Besides I wouldn't have to go to school ever again."

Ford laughed.

"That's the spirit." He said.

Both of them walked away laughing, unaware that the walkie-talkie was on.

Sometime later Dipper raced into the room.

"Mabel! I just had the best day of my life!" cheered Dipper, "UFOs are real! And there's one under the town!"

He noticed that Mabel was lying on the bed not moving.

"Hey are you okay?" asked Dipper.

"Tell me it was a joke." Said Mabel she turned around and held up the walkie-talkie, "Ford's full time apprentice? Not going to school really."

"I was thinking." Said Dipper, "And it's a big opportunity for me!"

Mabel started to cry.

"You know what I learned how horrible high school is today! It's going to a nightmare! And I was hoping at least we would have each other! But nope you get

to skip out on it!" yelled Mabel, "And that's the first thing about the my day that went wrong"

"How could it have gone worse?" Dipper asked somewhat nervously.

"You really want to know, two of my best friends can't make our birthday party. Birds kept pooping on me! I took the bread job and you want to know what happened! I botched it a seagull came in and took the bread and then pooped in my mouth!" cried Mabel.

Dipper cringed when she said that.

He honestly didn't know what to say to cheer her up after that.

He struggled for a few trying to figure out something.

"I'll still be there for you." Said Dipper, "It's not like we're going to be in different states. I'm just doing my own thing during the days and you're doing your thing."

Mabel remained silent until she got up.

"You promised you wouldn't get stupid." She said.

She grabbed a backpack and ran away in tears.

"What did that mean?" asked a confused Dipper.

Erza saw Mabel run away.

"What was that about?" asked Erza.

"I don't know." Sighed Dipper knowing it wasn't a good time to tell his mom was about Ford's offer.

"Let's wait until she calms down, I have something tell both of you." Said Erza.

"Can't you just tell me right now?" asked Dipper.

"It's something I should tell both of you at the same time." Said Erza, "I'd not play favorites, especially with this news."

Dipper blinked realized that whatever the news was it must have very good news to say something like that.

Meanwhile with Mabel.

Meanwhile with Mabel she was crying under a tree.

"Only party chocolate can calm me down now." Said Mabel.

She looked through the backpack she grabbed.

"Nerd books, chewed up pends." Said Mabel, "Ugh… wrong backpack. Not fair!" she cried out.

She went into the fetal position.

"Why does everything have to change?" asked Mabel going into sweater town, "I just wish summer can last forever."

"That might be possible." Said a voice.

"Sweater town isn't expecting any calls right now." Said Mabel.

"M-m-m-Mabel, it's me." Said the person.

Mabel looked up, "Who said that?" she said unable to see the person.

"Oh sorry about that." Said the person.

The person was Blendin Blandin who was in his camouflage suit.

"I can help." Said Blendin.

"The time travel guy?" asked Mabel, "What are you doing here?"

"You said you don't want summer to end?" asked Blendin, "Did I hear you right."

"Yeah, I guess…" said Mabel who might have said that exact thing under stress.

"Look maybe it's against the rules. But you did a favor for me, so I thought I'd help you out. It's a called a time bubble and it prevents time from going forward. Summer or even your preteen years could last as long as you want." Said Blendin.

Mabel was too upset to notice that last part.

"Really? How does it work?" asked Mabel.

"I just need a gizmo from your uncle. He wouldn't notice it was gone." Said Blendin.

"Maybe Dipper has it in her nerd bag." Said Mabel.

Meanwhile with Dipper he entered the lab and sighed he was still cornered about Mabel.

"What's wrong?" asked Ford.

"Mabel had a bad day and she's a bit upset I won't be going to school with her." Said Dipper, "Apparently she botched the bread job."

"How did that happened?" asked Ford who heard about that it was the easiest job in the Guild.

"Sea gull." Answered Dipper.

"Well right now we have to focus on this mission." Said Ford, "Now come on I have the glue. Now hand me the rift and let's get ready to make history."

Dipper went through the backpack and found a flyer for the birthday party.

"Oh no the rift." Said Dipper.

Back with Mabel and Blendin.

Mabel took out the rift.

"That's odd, what is it?" asked Mabel.

"Yes that's it, hand it over and I'll do my thing." Said Blendin, "Unless you want to grow up?"

"Just a little more time." Said Mabel looking at the rift.

She gave it to him… however when she he dropped it.

"Ooops." He said as he stomped on it.

Blendin was laughing maniacally and as he did he removed his goggles revealing yellow eyes…

He was possessed by Bill.

"Oh no…" said Mabel, "Re…"

Before could requip, the Bill Possessed Blendin snapped his fingers and Mabel fainted.

Bill then left Blendin's body.

"At long last! The gateway between worlds has opened! The event a billion years prophesied has finally come to pass! The day has come! The World is mine!" laughed bill.

A horrible x shaped rip appeared in the sky as it the sky turned red.

As the Guild hall in the infirmary Hibiki suddenly woke up. His guild mates were by his side.

He began to shake.

"Hibiki what's' wrong?" asked Ichiya.

"This is bad." Was all he mange dot say.

In the main hall.

"Hey something's weird going on outside!" called out Happy.

Those that were in the main hall left and saw the sky.

"What's that?" asked Juvia.

"I have no idea." Said Levy.

"It looks bad." Said Gray.

"You think?" asked Lyon sarcastically.

Mirajane was pale.

"The rift broke." She thought.

Carla also stared up at the sky.

"This is the thing from my vision." Thought Carla.

"What's going on?" asked Dipper, "What is that?"

"We're too late, it's the end of the world." Said Ford.

Bill rose into the sky, cackling evilly.

He had won…

The rift was destroyed.

And so began Weirdmageddeon…

Next Time: Bill has won! Ford fails to stop Bill... however there's another way to stop him. Unfortunately thanks to a series of events Dipper ends up unconscious for three days. What will happen? Find out next time!