A/N: Yay! This story reached 70,000 hits... and that was a while ago... i's over 75,000 now... man... Anyways something I feel I have to clear up once again is: The story isn't ending anytime soon, so calm down, it's continuing after Weirdmageddeon! Anyways enjoy the Weirdmageddeon arc!
Chapter 62: Weirdmageddeon
Bill had broken the rift, the world over, the end of the world, end times, the apocalypse, Armageddon. Blood would run through the rivers, monsters would ravage the town and soon the world! Cats and dogs living together! Mass Hysteria!
Bill was celebrating his win and started to sift forms. It was very strange to witness.
"Oh it's finally happening!" laughed Bill as his form shifted, "Physical form, don't mind if I do!"
He then teleported away.
In the forest where Mabel and Blendin were Blendin finally woke up.
"What… what happened?" asked Blendin.
That was when he noticed Mabel was floating up into the air. As she was encased in a strange pink bubble that had her shooting star symbol.
"Oh! Oh man" yelled Blendin panicking he touched his watch, "This is bad! This is real bad! Guy we have a situation."
He then completely vanished.
In the town square many people were confused by what was going on, including the Thunder Legion who there.
Everyone was shocked when they saw him in the sky, but the members of Fairy Tail who happened to be there (which included Candy, Grenda and Pacifica) all paled when they saw him remembering his appearance in Hibiki's screen.
"All right listen up you one life span, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets!" yelled Bill in a very deep voice, "For One Trillion Years, I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension. Waiting for a new universe to call my own! The name's Bill, but you can call me your own lord and master for all eternity."
Bill then destroyed the stature of Nathanial Northwest, causing many of the towns people to scream.
"Now meet the gang of inter-dimensional criminals." Said Bill as monsters went through the rift in the sky, "8 ball! Kryptos! The being who's name who should never be said! Oh what the hack, it's Xanthar. Then of course there's Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-fire and these guys!" said Bill motioning over to creatures that were eye-bats.
The town looked at the thunder Legion, the Thunder Legion all glared at Bill, but the town could tell there was something more going on.
"This town is now ours fellas!" laughed Bill.
"Now git here you unholy triangle fella. As mayor I strongly urge you to git, git out of town!" said Tyler.
"We don't like out of towners!" yelled Grenda.
"Seriously?" asked Bickslow.
"I didn't mean you guys." Said Grenda.
"We punch things we don't understand!" yelled Manly Dan who ripped a mailbox in half.
"I would like to say as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your four horsemen of the apocalypse." Said Preston.
"Dad!" said Pacifica embarrassed, "He's an enemy of the guild!"
"Not now sweetie the adults are trying to talk." Said Preston.
"Oh wow, that's a great offer." Said Bill, "How about instead shuffle the function of the orifices of your face?"
They watched in horror as his face was shuffled. Everyone near Preston scream in terror.
Bill laughed and turned Durland into stone.
"Durland! My precious deputy!" cried Blubs holding onto Durland.
However an Eye Bat took him away.
"Pacifica, Grenda, Candy! We have to retreat now!" called out Freed.
However three Eye Bat flew in front of them about ready to attack the three.
However Evergreen turned to face them, she left her glasses. The Eye Bats froze then turned to stone.
Freed grabbed Candy's arm, Bickslow grabbed Grenda's arm and Evergreen grabbed Pacifica and all of them retreat.
"It's time to do little redecorating." Said Bill, "How about a castle of some kind!"
A floating black pyramid appeared in the sky.
"And how about bubbles of pure madness!" said Bill as colorful bubbles appeared. One of them hit that farmer and once he was out he screamed and ripped up his shirt.
"This party never stops! Time is dead mad meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme! WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDEON!"
The water tower started to roar.
In front of the Mystery Shack, Ford and Dipper watched everything in horror.
"So this is how the World Ends, not a with a bang. But with a…" said Ford who then did the crazy motion.
"Weirdmageddeon." Sighed Dipper.
That was when various animal flew ran over flew towards then in terror, including some Gnomes and a Manotaur. Dipper was also knocked down by a deer but Ford helped him up.
"The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours every minute his power grows stronger." Said Ford.
"Mabel!" said Dipper realizing something, "The rift must have cracked in the backpack! She's in danger. I have to go!"
He took out the walkie-talkie and tried to contract her, but Ford stopped him.
"Dipper! Listen we'll find your sister soon, but first we have to stop Bill! If we blast him back through the rift he came out of, we might just be able to stop him without relying on Mirajane." Said Ford.
"Are you sure defeating Bill is possible?" asked Dipper.
"No I'm not sure." Said Ford, "But being a hero is fighting back even when it seems impossible."
"That also means what it is to be a member of Fairy Tail." Said Dipper.
Ford blinked and then shrugged, realizing he should have expected that response.
"Will you follow me?" asked Ford.
"To the ends of the earth." Said Dipper.
"That might be where we have to go." Said Ford, "You also might ant to step inside."
They all ran away into the shack as one of the gnomes shouted "Weirdness Wave!"
At Soos' house he noticed the Wariness Wave passed over them as well.
"Ah! Abulita! I think a tidal wave of madness just went over us!" said Soos.
"Oh, Soos, such and imagination." Said Soos' grandma.
However Soos turned to face her and she was turned into a chair.
"You've turned into a chair!" yelled Soos in shock.
"Why don't you have a seat and relax?" asked Soos' grandmother.
"But what about you and my friends?" asked Soos.
"I'll be fine, you go help your friends." Said Soos' Grandmother.
"All right! When the universe is broke, it will take a handy man to fix it!" said Soos, he kissed his now chair grandma and left.
With Stan he was putting up signs around the forest, when Gompers began to eat his fez' tassel.
"That's it goat! I'm kicking you off this property once and for all!" yelled Stan.
That was when the Weirdness Wave over came both of them and Gompers turned giant sized.
"On second though I'm going to run away now!" said Stan who did just that.
Though the town things were wrecked. At the arcade, the characters broke free of the machines (including the return of Rumble McSkirmish!)
Meanwhile at the prison the art teacher was looking through the prisoners finger paintings. But when he got to Gideon's' which was really just a mess of red paint with black hand prints, the word "Revenge" and picture of Mabel with the word love pointing to the picture. Plus there were knives sticking out of it.
"Gideon? Does this look like someone who's ready to re-enter society." Said the art teacher.
"Gideon's unappreciated in his time!" yelled Ghost Eyes.
"Oh Ghost Eyes, you're making me blush." Said Gideon.
"Gideon makes prison life worth living!" yelled one of the prisoners.
"Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!" chanted the prisoners.
That was when the giant Gompers began to eat part of the prison to the extent that part of the celling collapsed which caused the wall to break down as well.
The prisoners looked outside.
Gideon saw a strange three-headed bird which gave a loud screech.
"Oh my… Bill came through." Said Gideon.
Downtown while Bill celebrated, Ford and Dipper were in a bell tower. Ford had a rather large case. Inside was a massive gun.
"Ah... my Quantum Destabilizer, I've been wanting to use this for a while." Said Ford taking it out, "We're going to have one chance to use this."
He took his aim reminding himself to be steady.
However the weirdness wave hit the clock tower and the bell of the tower came to life.
"I'm a alive now!" yelled the bell and began to make noise.
This caused Ford to miss, and only hit Bill's hat. It had a perfect hole in his hat which regenerated with flesh before returning to normal.
"Well, well, well, well, well… and here I thought today couldn't get any better!" said Bill.
He shot the clock tower with a beam causing it to blow up.
"Great Uncle Ford!" called out Dipper.
He noticed his uncle was trapped in the wreckage.
Thankfully was still free enoguh to give Dipper the journals.
"Dipper take my journals!" said Ford, "Listen I know one other way to defeat Bill, it's…"
He heard something.
"Dipper go and Find Mirajane! She's the only one who can hold him off." Said Ford.
Dipper ran down the stairs of the clock tower.
Bill was floating at in front of the clock tower with his eye replaced with a six fingered hand symbol.
"Good old six fingers. I've been waiting an ENTIRETY! To have a face to face chat." Said Bill.
Bill lifted Ford magically and showed Ford off to his friends.
"Everyone this Armageddon, wouldn't be possible with out help from our friend here. Give him a six fingered hand." Said Bill.
As the other demon applauded Ford, Dipper got out of the clock tower.
"This brainiac is the one who built the portal in the first place! Now don't' look so sour Fordsy! It's not too late to join me!" said Bill, "With that extra finger you could be one of us."
"I'll die before I join you! I know you're weakness, Bill!" said Ford.
"Oh yeah?" asked Bill as his eye became a question mark, "I know a riddle, why did the old made do this?"
Did she a pose to with his fingers.
"This?" asked Ford imitating the pose.
However Bill just zapped him turning him into a gold stature.
Dipper gasped in horror.
"Because I needed a new back scratcher!" said Bill using Ford as such.
Dipper knew he couldn't stand to see this any more.
"That's enoguh!" yelled Dipper, "Hand over my uncle or else!"
"Now isn't this interesting!" yelled Bill, "My old puppet is back for an encore!"
Dipper got the journal ready and used his Wind Reading Glasses to find the page, he found the page.
"Go head Pine Tree show me what you got!" said Bill, "After all you are a true member of Fairy Tail."
Dipper shined the black light on the pages and it said "If he gains a physical all hope is lost!"
Dipper girted his teeth at this.
"Come on kid! Do something brilliant!" taunted Bill, "Come on you're a Fairy Tail Wizard Pine Tree! Everyone's waiting! Do it!"
Dipper unsheathed his sword and launched himself at Bill, he it the area around Bill's eye but he had some kind of force field and Dipper was launched back. Causing Bill's friends to laugh.
Dipper tired to grab Journal 3 but Bill grabbed it before he could along with the other two journals.
"Don't be a hero kid!" said Bill he waved Ford at Dipper, "DO you want to see what happened to heroes in my world?"
That was when Bill began to burn the journals.
Dipper stared at the journals and then at Ford.
Tears began to stream down his face as an inhuman yell came out his mouth.
Bill was knocked back a bit while his gang was knocked back several yards.
Bill hovered shaking, he looked at Dipper.
It was clear that Dipper was having a magical fit, worse than his usual cake rages, and worse than the one he thought when Mabel died back in the convenience store.
Bill snapped his fingers and Dipper fell unconscious. He then removed a small ball of light from Dipper.
"What… what just happened?" asked Keyhole.
"He had a magical fit." Said Bill, "He would have died if I let him continue."
"Then why did you let him live?" asked Teeth.
"It would have taken a while before he burnt out, someone would have found him and probably calm him down before then. No one will find him now." Said Bill who held up the ball of light, "I stole some of his remaining magic as well, he's going to be out for quite a while. Let's just leave him here, something will eat him or stomp on him soon enoguh."
He gave Dipper one last look and put the magic he stole from Dipper into his body.
He looked at his gang.
"Now can anyone remind me of what we're doing here again?" asked Bill.
"To get weird!" yelled Eightball.
"That's right!" yelled Bill, "VIP party at the fearamid!"
He turned a car into a bizarre hot rod, he and the other demons got into the car and flew towards the strange pyramid.
Little did any of the demons know was that someone found Dipper before anything could kill them.
The person who found him checked if he was breathing and breathed a sigh of relief when he was.
The person grabbed him (and a couple other things) and went to find a safe refuge for the two of them.
The person took care of him and only left to forage for food. Which wasn't much.
After three days Dipper finally woke up.
He looked around and found himself next to a trashcan with a fire in it. He looked at what covered him which was a Monster Mon blanket. He then realized he was in an Edgy on Purpose.
"What happened?" asked Dipper.
Then all of the memories came flooding back. He began to shake.
"You're awake!" said a voice.
Dipper looked up and saw the person who saved him, it was Wendy. Granted her usual hat was gone, her flannel shirt was ripped and part of it was being used as a hand band. She had has some black face paint under her eyes.
"Wendy! What… what…" said Dipper.
He began to feel woozy.
"Oh man… that fit…" said Dipper.
Dipper quickly realized he was missing a good chunk of his magic. And he really shouldn't use any right or else he knew he could die.
"Whoa! What happened to you?" asked Wendy, "Do you even remember what happened."
"It's a long story." sighed Dipper, "But I had a real bad magical fit… and I don't think I'll be able to use any magic for a while."
"I see." Sighed Wendy, "That explains a lot."
She took something out of the fire.
"Here you must be hungry, after all you've been out of it for three days." Said Wendy.
"What?" asked Dipper shocked upon hearing this.
She gave him the bat on the stick. However Dipper was shaking while trying to keep his magic in check.
"Are you okay?" asked Wendy.
"So you haven't found anyone?" asked Dipper.
"Nope it's only me and you." Said Wendy.
"Hey!" called out a voice.
They turned to see Toby Determined looking sad and pathetic as always. He had an arrow in his arm too.
"Oh yeah, I found him, I mistook him for a monster." Said Wendy.
"Have any monsters attacked?" asked Dipper.
"Nope most of them have been staying away thankfully. The only one that's really close is this giant sweaty head." Said Wendy, "But he's kind of pathetic."
Outside the mall.
Outside the monster which was a giant bald with an arm growing out of the top of his head.
"Hey! Hey! Does anyone want to get inside my mouth! Get inside my mouth! Ma'am! Do you want to get indie my mouth!" yelled the monster.
Yeah, this one wasn't much of a threat.
Dipper looked down and stared at the bat on a stick. He ate it knowing he was really hungry, when he was done he sighed.
"I… think I'm going to need some air." He sighed.
"All right." Said Wendy.
Dipper nodded and she helped him up and they went up to the roof.
Both of them watched the chaos unfurling all around them.
"The end of the world, man those Death Metal Covers got it shockingly right." Sid Wendy.
Dipper just stared off. Wendy knew maybe she should get the ball rolling to find out what happened.
"Anyways when it happened, we were in the commentary playing truth or dare. Then the eye bats showed up and turned everyone to stone. Robbie almost made it but he had to take a selfie." Said Wendy, "What about you?"
"I got into a fight with Mabel, Ford offered me a full time apprenticeship." Said Dipper, "But Mabel had a really bad day apparently… she really was upset since we wouldn't be able to go high school together."
Wendy cringed.
"I'm really sorry for that." Said Wendy.
"You don't have to apologize for that." Said Dipper.
"I do… I might have said some things about high school." Said Wendy.
"Oh…" said Dipper, "Anyways she ran off all she said was that I promised I wouldn't get stupid and then ran off."
"What does that mean?" asked Wendy.
"I don't know." Said Dipper.
That was when it hit him, the night that Ford came back. Promising that they wouldn't end up like Stan and Ford.
"Oh man…" said Dipper, "That she what she means."
Wendy didn't say anything about that.
Dipper then told her about what happened to Ford and the Journals.
"What about the other members of the Guild?" asked Wendy.
"I don't know, I haven't seen them all day, except for mom." Said Dipper, "And knowing Bill he probably took them out right away."
Dipper shook.
"Mom was so happy, she had good news for us." Said Dipper, "She didn't want to play favorites so she refused to tell me what it was unless Mabel was there."
Dipper began to hug his knees.
"Bill told me there's no room in this world for heroes." Said Dipper.
"Look due it's not over yet." Said Wendy, "If there's something I learned that this summer is not to give up until it's over! Who knows maybe some of them got away from Bill. Plus didn't Mira stole some of his powers so she might get some weird power boost from this. Plus let's not forget you beat Bill twice already."
"But I wasn't alone those times, I always had Mabel and my mom…" said Dipper.
"Then you need to find them. With Mabel I don't know if it's dumb luck or a yin and tying thing. But you two always worked together to accomplish something. Plus if you your mom was there was no way you could lose. She could beat up my dad. So make up, find your mom, let her tell you that good news and save the universe." Said Wendy.
"How am I going to find them though." Said Dipper.
A monster nearby ate a billboard, that was when they saw a giant bubble with Mabel's shooting star emblem on it.
"The shooting star from Mabel's sweater." Said Dipper.
He looked at the bubble.
"She's in there, I know it." Said Dipper.
"Whoa is that some Twin ESP there?" asked Wendy.
"We don't 'have that, but we do have this thing were out allergies sync up." Said Dipper.
He then did one of his adorable kitten sneezes, causing Wendy to giggle.
"Hey!" yelled Dipper.
"Sorry." Said Wendy patting Dipper's head.
Dipper then got woozy again.
"You okay?" asked Wendy.
"I can't use my magic, and I have no idea where my sword is." Said Dipper.
"I picked up so it's back at the camp." Said Wendy.
"Oh good." Said Dipper.
"Come on let's go get Toby and go!" said Wendy.
"By the way, I was wondering how… how were you able to hold out for so long." Said Dipper.
"Oh dad would always skip out on Christmas for apocalypse training." Said Wendy, "Never expected to use it."
They went back to Edgy on Purpose and found Toby now dressed like a pinkly.
"Uh… Toby." Said Dipper.
"Don't call me that! It's Bodacious T now!" said Toby.
"No one's ever going to call you that ever!" yelled Wendy.
"Oh…" cried Toby.
"Wait… how are we going to get there without being caught?" asked Dipper.
"Don't worry, I have an idea." Said Wendy.
Meanwhile at the fearamid, the demons were partying like crazy. Seriously it was like a wild teen party.
Bill was laughing.
"All right! When we're done partying, we'll unveil phase two."
That was when there was pounding on door.
"Open up This is the police, the time police!" called out Lolph.
"Don't' worry, ditch the time punch, play it cool, play it cool." Said Bill, "I'll talk to them."
The door opened revealing many time police and Time Baby.
"Bill Cipher, you are in violations of the law of space time and posing the bodies of a time officer." Said Lolph.
Blendin popped up from behind Lolph.
"My body is a temple! How dare you!" yelled Blendin.
"Hear this Cipher!" said Time Baby.
"Ugh… Time Baby." Muttered Bill.
Time Baby created a hologram of the universe.
"If your rip in this dimension continues, it could destroy the fabric of existence." Said Time Baby showing off the universe exploding, "Surrender now or face my tantrum!"
"Oh no a tantrum! Whatever will I do that about that"! yelled Bill as he pointed at Time Baby and shot him with a laser vaporizing him and most of the time police, "BOOM!"
Whoever the other demons were all in shock.
"Aw snap! He just killed Time Baby!" said Kryptos.
And the other demons began to celebrate.
"All right, there's that… and nothing else is going wrong." Laughed Bill.
Eyeball and Teeth both sighed.
"Bill the resistance is still causing us trouble." Said 8 Ball.
"Half of the eye bats are still down, not to mention that Mabel's bubble has been taken by them!" said Teeth.
"As along as the hold of the key still has it, it's fine." Said Bill, "We'll figure out what do to with that pesky resistance later. Besides I have someone already on it."
Back at Bud Gleeful's automat, Dipper, Wendy and Toby all climbed the fence.
"The abandoned auto mart." Said Wendy, "Plenty of cars ripe for the hotwiring. We found our ride to Mabel. I wonder if they have a tank, I've always wanted to drive a tank."
"And this place is just abandoned?" asked Dipper.
They looked around.
Toby spotted some air fresheners and realized this "I can finally smell like a real person."
But before he could steal it several darts hit him and he collapsed.
"Oh no! Tony!" said Wendy, "Wait was his name Tony, I never remembered it."
Dipper shrugged.
They soon found thieves surrounded by well… it was apocalypse and they have to have some gang driving crazy cars.
"Oh looked here! We got a couple of ground walkers!" said one of them.
"Heh… ground walkers, they ain't got no wheel!" said another.
"Listen Discount Auto Warriors!" said Wendy.
"We just want to go to the bubble east of here. We have no quarrel with you." Said Dipper.
"Oh that's where you're wrong." Said a shadowy person who was clearly the leader, "Hands up where I can see them."
Both of them held up their hands.
"Ya'll fellers ain't going nowhere." Said the leader.
"Wait… ya'll…" said Wendy
"Fellers?" asked Dipper who realized something, "Gideon?"
Indeed the person was Gideon (dressed in a really cheesy cowboy suit) sitting on Ghost Eyes' shoulders. He was also using a voice-changing megaphone.
"That's Sherriff Gideon." said Gidoen then stopped using the megaphone, "Under the authority of Bill Cipher I place you under arrest."
The others in Gideon's group who were Gideon's fellow prisoners obviously put Dipper and Wendy in front of Gideon.
"Woo-wee I was hoping for some higher members of the resistance, but still y'all are in twelve piece bucket of fried trouble now! Ghost Eyes Spittoon!" said Gideon.
Ghost Eyes gave Gideon a Spittoon.
"He's gotten even folksier." Muttered Wendy.
"Wait Resistance? There's a resistance." Said Dipper.
"How do you know not about that dangum resistance?" asked Gideon.
"I've been unconscious for the past three days. Okay…" muttered Dipper.
"Well if you must know, Bill granted me master of these wasteland and keeper of Mabel's bubble." Said Gideon, "My sweet precious Mabel is trapped there and I have the only Key!"
He showed off the key.
"Wrapped around my… well I wouldn't' call it a neck but this pocket of fat under my head." Said Gideon.
"Gideon you have no right opt keep her there!" yelled Dipper.
"Bill explained it to me nice and simple, she was always destined to mine." Said Gideon who looked at a newspaper from the brief time they were dating, "And now that I have her in a cage, she'll learn to love me! I have an eternity to wait!"
"Well… about that… "said one of the other auto warrior, "Yesterday the land around the bubble were taken by a pair of snipers from the resistance and have been keeping us away from the bubble."
The other Discount Auto Warriors stared at him.
"Quit presetting exposition Dennis!" yelled one of the other auto warriors.
"So a resistance?" asked Dipper.
"Since you're not with the resentence, there's nothing stopping me from taking you two to Bill's dungeon." Said Gideon.
The two Discount Auto Warrior picked up the two.
"This isn't going to work Pig Boy!" Said Wendy.
"Oh why that?" asked Gideon, "And don't you dare you use that name!"
"Cause after I break Ghost Eyes' arm and steal that key you neck, I'm going to wake your butt like a rhinestone slipper."
"Oh what makes you say that?" asked Gideon.
"Because I'm a flipping Corduroy!" yelled Wendy.
She grabbed Ghost Eyes' arm and flipped him over. Dipper fell to the ground, he unsheathed his sword and used the blunt end on Ghost Eyes.
Both of them ran towards Gideon.
Wendy grabbed the key from Gideon held him hostage using her Ice Axe.
"Get back! Or else I'll freeze him!" said Wendy.
Wendy broke into a car and unlocked it.
"You won't get away this!" yelled Gideon .
"Guess what we already did"! yelled Wendy.
She kicked Gideon at the his henchmen and then drove away.
"Wendy you're the coolest person I know." Said Dipper.
"Tell me something I don't know." Said Wendy.
They sped off.
"After them!" yelled Gideon.
They all got into the cars.
"You want you baby seat?" Ghost Eyes asked Gideon.
"Yes please!" said Gideon who was strapped into the baby seat.
"We are not letting them get near Mabel!" yelled Gideon.
In the car with Wendy and Dipper.
"Okay…" said Dipper, "All we have to do, is outrace Gideon's henchmen, it unlock Mabel, get in contact with this resistance, and hope they know where Mom is."
That was when they crashed into a mailbox.
"Have you got your driver's license yet?" asked Dipper.
"Nope." Answered Wendy, "Arm!"
Wendy swerved to avoid the arm of the rather pathetic monster that did eat one of the Discount Auto Warriors.
Meanwhile with Gideon and Ghost Eyes.
"I can't let them free Mabel!" yelled Gideon.
"Remind why your keeping your girlfriend in a prison bubble?" asked Ghost Eyes, "Have we the prisoners become the wardens?"
"She loves me! She just doesn't know it yet!" yelled Gideon, "And will you cut the philosophy?"
"It was major." Said Ghost Eyes with a shrug.
However they saw the bubbles right in front of them.
"Oh man… those bubbles… can you avoid them?" asked Dipper.
"No time!" said Wendy, "We have to go through them."
"What's even in there?" asked Dipper.
They went into one of the bubbles.
Somehow their heads were transformed into bird's head.
"(For some reason I really want to eat worms right now)" chirped Dipper.
"(Eat worms, fly south and nest.)" chirped Wendy.
They enticed the bubble and back to normal.
"Oh man that horrible." Said Dipper coughing up feathers.
"Here comes another one dude!" said Wendy.
And so they had to go though more bubbles, become strange meat people being forced to dress up in a strange sailor suit (Wendy) and Tuxedo with a mask (Dipper) and becoming horrifying three dimensional people…
They went through the bubbles.
However Gideon and Ghost Eyes were close behind.
On one of the cliffs by the bubble, the two snipers saw the car chaise that was nearby.
"Seriously?" asked one who was a woman, "You think they would learn after yesterday."
The other who was a man just sighed and looked through the binoculars.
"Hey you might want to see this." Said the man giving her the binoculars.
The woman watched as the car that Gideon and Ghost Eyes bump into Wendy and Dipper's car.
However she smiled after seeing Wendy and Dipper.
She touched an earpiece.
"Red Knight, this is Green Gunner, we found them!" said the woman into the earpiece.
Back with Dipper and Wendy they saw a ravine was separating them.
"Come on Wendy! We're almost there." Said Dipper.
"Total lack of driver training don't fail me now!" said Wendy.
Wendy dove off the e cliff hoping to get to the other side. The good news was that they made it, but the bad news was that they crashed.
Dipper crawled out of the car.
"Mabel… I'm… so close… I'm almost… there…" groaned Dipper.
A figure in a cloak appeared in front of him. Dipper didn't know how to respond. Until the person held out his hand and removed his cloak.
Turns out it was Soos.
"Soos!" cheered Dipper.
"Soos?" asked a surprised Wendy.
"Handyman of the apocalypse, at your service." Said Soos tipping his hat.
"How… where…" said Dipper.
"I've been wandering the plains like a desperado. Helping strangers. I think there's some folk songs about me." Said Soos.
He noticed Wendy hold her arm which seemed to hurt.
"Let me see what the damage is." Said Soos.
He looked at her arm,. "Well the good news is it's not broken." Said Soos.
"What's the bad news." Said Dipper.
"Looks like we're surrounded." Said Soos.
Indeed the Discount Auto warriors had surrounded them.
"Woowwee! I dare say you almost had the jump on me there for a second. But this isn't your Gravity Falls." Said Gideon.
"It's not yours either. Said a voice from above them.
"Who said that?" asked Gideon.
"That was when suddenly a Penguin fell down from the sky acting like a shield for Dipper's group.
They all stared at the Penguin wondering why a penguin just suddenly fell out of the sky.
But once thing was clear that the penguin was acting like a shield.
"What… what's going on…" said Gideon.
Suddenly a strange Gremloblin that had white hair came from the skies and started fitting other of the discount auto warriors.
"Why did a Gremloblin come to help us…" said Dipper.
The discount auto warriors fought back, however the attack were nullified by a fire.
"Seriously! Attacking them!" yelled the Gremloblin, "None of you are real men!"
"Wait…" said Wendy.
"Real men…" said Soos.
"It can't be…" said Dipper.
That was when the giant penguin shifted forms.
To Lisanna in a blue striped bikini with cat claws, ears and a tail.
"Lisanna!" said Dipper.
"You turn into a giant Penguin?" asked Wendy.
"Since when…" said Soos.
"I didn't need to use it in front of you guys until now." Laughed Lisanna as the discount warriors attacked her but none of their attacks were hitting her thanks to the fire much like with Elfman (who was indeed the Gremloblin), "But Elfman's take over is new."
"Why can't we hurt them!" yelled Gideon.
"Because you're not the only one who Bill made a deal with!" called out a voice.
Everyone looked up, and saw Mirajane in Cipher Soul floating in the air.
"What…" said Gideon.
"I let him posses my body in exchange for not hurting my brother and sister. Turns out that extends to all those working for him." said Mirajane, "And when he possessed my body I stole his powers."
Mirajane then snapped her fingers and a couple of the cars suddenly burst into flame while a coupe others, was stripped of everything that wasn't a certain metal.
"Why did you do that!" demanded Gideon.
"Do you really have to ask?" asked Mirajane.
That was when two figures jumped from the sky into the strangely wrecked cars. One of them began to eat the fire, while the other ate the metal.
"Natsu!" said Wendy.
"Gajeel!" cheered Soos.
"Indeed the two were Natsu and Gajeel.
"All right! Now I got a fire in my belly!" yelled Natsu ready to fight.
Gideon paled as the two were ready to fight.
Gajeel unleashed several clubs into the ravine so that they would act like a bridge.
"Why did you do that?" asked one of the prisoners, "You didn't even attack us."
"Please, you think it's just the six of us coming here?" asked Gajeel.
They noticed in the distance a couple cars and a motorcycle in the distance along with a few figures in the air.
"Wait! Six!" yelled the one named Denise.
Dennis was then punched in the face by Panther Lily in his large form.
Happy was also there, but there wasn't much he could do…
They noticed that while the cars and the motorcycle was still in the distance there was something else coming in and coming in fast, leaving a dust trail.
The thing quickly cross the makeshift bridge.
Whatever the thing was it was quickly abandoned and crashed into several of the discount auto warriors.
"What the!" yelled one of them.
They ground it was some sort of cart.
That was when Jet showed up and kicked a few of them.
And he wasn't the only member of Team Shadow Gear.
"Knuckle Plant!" called out Droy.
He tossed out some seeds to the ground that turned into vines with fists on them, which began to pummel the Discount Auto Warriors.
"Solid script Storm!" called out Levy creating a storm that sent many discount auto warriors flying.
"Team Shadow Gear!" cheered Soos.
"Levy!" cheered Dipper.
Levy smiled at Dipper.
The discount auto warriors looked for an opening, however the areal group had arrived.
And three of them were the Thunder Legion.
"All right babies Line formation!" called Bickslow.
His babies all stacked up and sent out a green line at the Discount Auto Warriors.
"Fairy Machine Gun: Leprechaun!" called out Evergreen sending a golden light at many of the discount Auto Warriors.
"Dark Ecriture: Fear!" called out Freed using the attack on several members of the Discount Auto warriors who were now screaming in terror.
"Freed." Said Dipper.
Freed smiled at Dipper.
That was when the fourth areal help got there Carla and Laxus.
Carla let of Laxus who then sent out lightning at the Discount Auto Warriors.
"Laxus!" said Soos happily.
"Oh you're here too." Said Laxus, "You know your grandma…"
"I know…" sighed Soos, "Is she okay?"
"She's at a safe house, don't worry." Said Laxus.
"Gideon should we retreat!" yelled one of the Discount Auto warriors.
Before Gideon could answer arrows suddenly flew into the car's tires.
"Who's shooting those arrows!" yelled Gideon.
That was answered by the motorcycle, it was being driven by a man in a green jacket, but his helmet was covering his face. Sitting behind the diver was Lucy wearing a pink helmet that didn't cover her face and standing behind Lucy was a man in a weird horse costume holding a bow and arrow.
The motorcycle stopped.
"All right! Good work Sagittarius!" said Lucy.
"Happy to be of service!" said Sagittarius (who was indeed the man in the horse costume).
He then disappeared.
The man whop was driving the motorcycle removed his helmet revealing himself to be Loke, but his hair was much shorter for some reason.
"All right! Open! Gate of the Scorpion! Scorpio!" called out Lucy.
"All time to blast these wicked men!" called out Scorpio.
Loke mean used his magic on the Discount Auto-Warriors.
"Wait…" said Dipper, "What's going on with Loke."
"He temporally suspended his contract with Lucy." Said Carla flying towards them, "This way he could help as much as he can, and he wouldn't need Lucy to call on him."
Dipper nodded and was about to say something else.
"Wendy's at one of the safe houses right now. She would have been here, but healing those that need it is more important right now. But she sends her regards." Said Carla.
That was when the first car cross it was Gray and Natsu's usual police cruiser and out came out Gray and Juvia.
By this point the Discount Auto Warriors ready to surrender.
"So… should we fight the remaining ones that aren't' fighting." Said Juvia.
"I's probably not worth it at this point." Sighed Gray.
"Seriously!" yelled the reminding discount auto warriors.
That was when the final car sped through. Quite literally. It sped through the battlefield. So much so that both Fairy Tail and Discount Warriors had to dodge the car.
"Seriously!" yelled one of the discount auto warriors.
"I think I know why her license must have been pulled." Said Levy somewhat nervously.
This of course was heard by Dipper.
"No… it can't be." Thought Dipper.
The speeding car was about to hit the car Gideon was standing on, however it just stop short.
Out of the passenger side, was Jellal.
"It's you." Muttered Gideon glaring at Jellal.
However the drivers side opened up revealing the driver was none other than Erza.
Several of the Discount Auto warriors began to panic.
"Requip!" she called out.
She was now in her Heaven's Wheel Armor. Which somehow looked even nicer than before.
10 swords appeared around her and they were all pointed at Gideon.
"Surrender now Gideon!" muttered Erza, "You lost."
Gideon looked around. Many of them were cowering from the wizards and those were brave enoguh to fight weren't doing a good job of it.
"No!" yelled Gideon, "Mabel's mine! She always will be!"
"Is she?" spoke up Dipper.
"What? I have her trapped, ergo she's mine." Said Gideon.
The fighting stopped as they all looked at Dipper.
Dipper walked over to Gideon, he faltered right before he got there, but Erza helped him up.
"Gideon listen to me. I've learned a few things this summer, and among them is that you can't force someone to love you." Said Dipper, he looked at Wendy then back at Gideon, "The best you can is strive to be someone worthy of love."
"Oh I'm worthy of loving! They love me"! said Gideon.
The Discount Auto Warriors all made lovingly yet pained moans.
"But Mabel doesn't, because your selfish. But you can change. "Bill thinks there's no heroes in this world." Said Dipper.
"You are aware of us right?" asked Natsu.
"I've been unconscious the last three days." Said Dipper.
Everyone but Wendy were surprised, but now that they thought about it made sense.
"Look if you want to be Mabel's hero, fight back against Bill." Said Dipper.
"That's crazy! Do you have any idea of what Bill will do to me if that happens?" asked Gideon.
"What you're scared of Bill?" asked Ghost Eyes.
"What… no… it's complicated." Said Gideon.
That was when the members of Fairy Tail got a call in the earpieces.
"Hey!" called out Bisca's voice, "Eye bats are heading over here."
The ones that didn't have the earpieces noticed the cloud of eye bats flying towards them.
"Gideon, look inside. If this is all for Mabel, then asked yourself, what would Mabel want you to do." Said Dipper.
Gideon, looked at the new paper picture of them together and even he could tell in the picture Mabel was unhappy.
"Dipper, will you tell her what I did?" asked Gideon.
"Of course…" said Dipper.
"I hope you're right about this." Said Gideon, "Guys new plan. Bill minions will be here soon, I'm not going to let that dumb triangle be the warden of me! Ya'll ready for a good ol' fashioned prison brawl?"
"Uh… Gideon." Said Ghost Eyes.
Half of Gideon's cars were wrecked in someway.
However Mirajane snapped her fingers and all of them were resorted. With the cars restored this helped the Discount Auto Warrior's morale.
"We're behind you for life brother!" yelled Ghost Eyes.
"I'm tired of fighting these wizards!" yelled one of them,
"And fighting a chaos god sounds fun!" yelled another.
":it's do this!" yelled Gideon, "Henchmen roll out!"
They all watched them leave.
"Should… should we have let them go like that?" asked Bickslow.
"It sounded like it was one of those things he wanted to do themselves." Sighed Freed.
"They're going to get slaughtered." Said Evergreen.
It should be pointed out that the three of them were the ones that handled the Eye Bats.
Erza requiped to normal clothes. She bent down and hugged Dipper.
"You're… you're alive…" she started crying, "I thought… after all that happened… I thought…"
"I thought he might have…" said Dipper who began to tear up as well.
For the next few minutes the two hugged each other tearfully.
Once they were done with the hug.
"What happened?" asked Erza.
"I went up against Bill." Sighed Dipper, "So did Ford and he got captured and turned into a gold stature."
"You went up against Bill on your own?" asked Erza glaring at Dipper.
Dipper blushed, "Okay maybe it wasn't my brightest idea…" said Dipper.
"Still behind the zombies." Said Lucy.
"Hey!" said Dipper.
"How did you find us?" asked Wendy.
"Bisca and Alzack." Said Erza.
"I thought they might be those snipers." Said Dipper.
Erza turned to Wendy and Soos.
"What about you two? Where have you two been?" asked Erza.
"I was taking care of Dipper." Said Wendy.
"Well by the time I found about you guys I had already gained a reputation as the Handy man of the apocalypse. I figured I was doing more good by doing that thing then as just another member of the Guild." Said Soos.
"He has a point." Said Laxus, "I hear one of those folk song at least once an hour at any given safe house."
Meanwhile at one of the safe houses a man with a guitar was singing a song about Soos. Not paying attention if the signing was annoying anyone.
"Soos! Soos! The handy man! Can he fix the world oh I think he can!" sang the man.
However one man had had it with the singing showed up and grabbed the guitar and began to bash it against the wall.
He handed back the guitar and shrugged.
"Sorry." Was all he said.
Back with the guild…
They all looked at the Bubble.
Dipper held up the key showing them he had it.
"All right you're ready to go in there?" asked Natsu punching his palm.
"You're not going in there." Said Erza.
"Mystery Shack Crew only." Said Laxus.
What!" yelled Natsu.
"We don't know what's in that bubble, we need to keep the group small." Said Erza, "So it will be myself, Jellal, Dipper, Laxus, Soos and Wendy."
"Since when has Jellal been counted as part of the Mystery Shack crew?" asked Natsu then he realized, "Wait… never mind! Don't answer that!"
Erza blushed a little as did Jellal.
"We should really go up there." Said Dipper.
"We'll still be here." Said Natsu.
Lucy, Gray, Loke and Happy all nodded.
"I thought you would." Said Erza.
The group that were going to go inside the bubble go to the old railroad bridge. They briefly waved at Bisca and Alzack who were still in their place keeping watch over the bubble.
"All right remember this is a prison bubble Bill built for Mabel." Said Dipper, "We have to prepare ourselves for whatever we find in there."
"No matter what we will save her." Said Erza.
"Whatever it is, we'll do this together. For Mabel." Said Soos who put his hand out.
"For Mabel." Said Wendy putting her hand with his.
"For Mabel." Said Laxus putting his hands with the other.
"For Mabel." Said Jellal doing the same.
"For Mabel." Said Erza joining them.
"For Mabel." Said Dipper.
Dipper turned to the lock and unlocked it, removing the chains around the bubble.
Erza held Dipper's hand, Wendy took Dipper's other hand, while Soos took Wendy's other hand. Jellal took Erza's other hand and Laxus took his free hand.
All six of them walked into the bubble not knowing what to expect.
Next Time: They enter Mabel's prison bubble and discover it's not what they expected and she doesn't want to leave. Can Dipper and Erza get her to snap out of it or will they be seprated forever? And just what is Erza's good news? Find out next time!
