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Chapter 63: Escape from Reality

On the first day of Weirdmageddeon, the Guild Hall was a mess. Not only because it was discovered that it was somehow a safe haven so quite a few people had showed up seeking shelter but also because of emotion flaring up.

Pacifica was crying while Lucy comforted her.

"I should I have said something to them…" cried Pacifica, "I just abandoned them…"

"It's going to be fine, we're going to find them and fix your dad." Assure Lucy.

"Why can't I go after him!" yelled Natsu to Makarov.

"Right now it's best if we lay low until we know what's going on exactly." Said Makarov.

"No way! We can't let Bill do whatever he wants!" yelled Natsu, "He's done too much already! We can't just let him win"

Natsu began to leave.

"Natsu you are not leaving to fight Bill!" yelled Makarov.

"Oh yeah!" yelled Natsu.

That was when Makarov punched him with a massive fist.

"Are you going to fight Bill still?" asked Makarov.

"I'm good…" said Natsu still being crushed by the fist.

Erza silently sat by Jellal.

That was when the Thunder Legion came in.

"Have you…" said Erza.

"No… no sign of them yet." Said Freed, "I'm sorry."

Erza touched her stomach.

"I'm sure it hasn't been a month yet." She said to herself.

"What?" asked Freed.

Jellal nodded in understanding.

"Requip!" said Erza.

Erza was now in her Heart Kreuz Armor.

"I'm going to look for them myself." Said Erza.

Makarov heard this and nodded.

"Go ahead." Said Makarov.

Erza left to find Dipper and Mabel.

"Wait! You're going to let her go out there"! yelled Natsu.

"She's not going out there to find Bill!" yelled Makarov who then calmed down, "She's going to find her children who are still missing in this madness. I couldn't even stop even if I tried."

"Knowing Erza she's going to put this above everything else. Right now all that matters is find her children…" said Jellal.

"I'm going to help her." Said Natsu.

Makarov once again punched him.

"I know you were just using this as an excuse to fight Bill!" yelled Makarov.

Jellal sighed at this.

Back in the Present…

Bill was calling attention to all of his Hench-maniacs.

"Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like 87 different faces." Said Bill.

"It's 88!" yelled the creature.

Whoa… touchy subject." Said Bill, "Any it's been fun, turning Gravity Falls inside out, rounding up its citizens and then stacking them into a massive throne of human agony."

He turned to the throne, why large, wasn't as big as he expected.

"Hey! Why is this smaller than expected!" yelled Bill.

"The resistance has been saving people left and right!" yelled Keyhole.

"Why haven't you told me!" yelled Bill.

"We've brought up the resistance many times!" said Keyhole.

"I told you shouldn't have taken away their hope." Said Mavis briefly appearing behind Bill before disappearing as quickly.

"It's the Guild… isn't it?" asked Bill.

Keyhole sighed.

"Yeah." He admitted.

"Well you know it's fine… after all they can't stop my next stage of my plan." Said Bill, "It's time to take this World Wide!"

He opened a hole in the Fearamid.

"IT's time to take this world wide! Alright boys, to the corners of the world and set the world a aflame with your weirdness!"

The other demons flew off and Bill started to relax.

"Ah… Global Domination, I could get used to this." Said Bill.

However the other demons suddenly hit something in the sky and they all fell down.

"What!" yelled Bill.

He flew up into the sky, and touched the sky quickly realizing the town was covered in some sort of dome, where everything appeared normal outside of the dome.

"Hmmm… this might complicate things." Said Bill.

"I think I broke something." Said Paci-fire.

"WALK IT OFF!" yelled Bill.

On the cliffs by the bubble the group who decided to watch over the bubble saw this happen. Which included the Take-Over Siblings, The Thunder Legion, Team Shadow Gear and Juvia.

Carla went back to one of the safe houses while Gajeel and Panther Lily went searching for other survivors.

"So looks like they can't leave town." Said Loke.

"That's a good sign." Said Bisca.

"If it spread though the entire world who knows what could happen." Said Mirajane.

"As long as it's contain to the town we might have a change at stopping Bill." Said Freed.

The others nodded in agreement.

"I just hope they're all right in there." Said Lucy.

"I know..." said Levy.

"Laxus is in there with them I'm sure their fine." Said Freed.

"Not to mention Erza and Jellal." Said Natsu, "They're fine."

"I guess you're right." Sighed Lucy.

Inside of the bubble, the rescue team was in a white void.

"Mabel!" called out Dipper.

"Mabel!" called out Erza.

"Hey guys I was wondering do you feel something strange about this bubble?" asked Soos.

"No." answered Wendy.

"Yes." Answered Erza.

"It seems to be refilling my magic quickly if that's what you mean." Said Dipper.

"And you were almost out earlier." Said Laxus.

"We have to find Mabel and get out of here." Sid Erza, "I don't know why it would quickly refill our magic but it can't be good."

That was when the white that could be called ground started cracking.

"Everyone brace your selves." Said Erza.

Due the cracks the ground shatter and they all found themselves falling.

"Requip!" called out Erza switching to her Black Wing armor and then catching Jellal.

"Dark Ecriture Wings!" said Dipper as Wendy managed to grab his leg.

"Wood Make Wings!" said Soos grabbing Laxus.

However unlike the others Soos' wings were non-functioning so Laxus and Soos fell with Laxus shouting "Damn it Soos!"

They heard something as they landed.

"Is everything okay?" asked Dipper.

"We're fine, you might want to get down here." Said Laxus.

They flew down and found that the ground was like a bounce house.

"That's' weird." Said Erza.

"Do you hear 80's music?" asked Dipper.

"And the air does smell like child like wonder." Said Laxus.

"Is that even possible?" asked Wendy.

Laxus shrugged.

They noticed a nearby doorway and found a place that was brightly colored with a bunch of things that Mabel loved.

"This is Mabel's prison?" asked Dipper.

They looked around as an announcement was made.

"It's Fun O'clock everyone! Today's weather calls for rainbows with a chance of dance parties. If you are an owner of a unicorn in a top hat, please come to ice cream beach, Your unicorn is being towed." Called the announcer.

"What is this now world? Shining, shimmering splendid." asked Soos.

That was when Xylem and Craze drove up.

"Welcome to Mabel and." Said Craze.

"Them again." Muttered Laxus.

"And this is worse the apocalypse." Sighed Dipper.

"Dude this place hurts my eyes." Said Wendy.

"Oh that's normal, Mabeland's rainbow are in colors that only bees and art students can see." Said Xyler, "Now who wants the grand tour."

And so the six of them joined the two dream boys for a tour.

"Mabeland is the perfect paradise and the only rule is there are no rules." Said Xyler.

"Except for one, which is very serious. But one would ever break it so it's not worth mentioning." Said Craz.

"Yeah!" said the cheered as a certain background appeared behind them.

"Is it murder." Said Erza.

"No." said Craz.

"Good…" said Erza, "So I don't have to worry about killing things in here then…"

Everyone in the car looked at Erza, even the dream boys.

"Mom… are you okay?" asked Dipper.

"I'm fine…" muttered Erza.

"Your mom hasn't slept much in three days…"whispered Laxus, "So of course she'd be a little nuts right now."

"What was that?" asked Erza.

"Nothing…" sighed Laxus.

"Why isn't your motion sickness acting up?" asked Wendy.

"Don't' ask me." Said Laxus realizing he should be trying not to vomit his brains out by this point.

Dipper sighed knowing the reason why probably hadn't slept.

"Listen creepy dream guys we have to find Mabel so we can get out of here!" said Dipper.

"Our home girl Mabel is at the next stop." Said Craz.

They crashed through the walls add fire hydrant as Xlyer cheered "No rules!"

They got to a beach.

"Now have some rad snacks severed by some awesome penguins." Said Xyler.

A [penguin with a tray showed up.

However Erza just requiped a sword and pointed it at the dream guys.

"Tell me where my daughter is right now!" said Erza glaring at them.

The others were more concerned with Erza behavior than to worry about the snacks.

"So did she get any sleep?" whispered Wendy.

"Mira did use sleep magic on her a couple times when she wasn't paying attention." Said Jellal, "But those lasted for less than an hour."

"Why didn't you use yours?" asked Dipper.

"She would see it coming." Sighed Jellal.

"Don't worry, she's in top of the tallest tower. Guarded by those buff waffle guard." Said Craz who didn't seemed fazed.

They all looked at the tower.

"Get me some syrup." Said Soos.

And so they headed to the tower where Soos began to eat one of the waffle guards alive.

"It's happening! The moment we trained for!" screamed the one of the waffle guards.

"Don't worry I got this…" said the other waffle guard.

However Laxus gave him a lighting punch.

Erza proceeded to kick down the doors where several cute little things frolicked.

"Everyone hit the deck! This is a rescue!" yelled Dipper.

They ran up the stairs and made it to the bedroom where Mabel was sleeping.

"There she is." Said Dipper.

"We need to barricade the doors." Said Laxus.

"Why?" asked Erza.

"Various reasons." Said Laxus.

They did so while Erza went over to Mabel and began picking her up.

"We're going home." Said Erza.

"Mom?" asked Mable waking up, "Dipper… Soos…. Wendy… Jellal… Laxus?"

Swords began to come through the wall.

"All right! Looks like we have to fight them after all." Said Wendy grabbing her axe.

Dipper readied his sword, while Soos, Jellal and Laxus all got their magic ready.

"Uh… guys…" said Mabel.

"Don't worry we're get you out of this." Said Dipper.

Mabel sighed and clapped her hands, everything lifted off the ground including the people, she made sure everything was nice with telekinesis and sat everyone in chairs.

The guards came in and pointed the spears at them, but Mabel clapped her hands they stopped.

"Mabel what are you doing!" yelled Dipper, "We're trying to save you form this prison."

"This isn't a prison, I made this world." Said Mabel clapping so that the light would come on, "Well actually I woke up here, it's complicated."

"What are you saying?" asked Dipper.

Mabel revealed a nameplate that said "Mayor Mabel" on it.

"I'm saying this is my home now, I don't want to be saved." Said Mabel.

After a brief thing involving something called a bubble bear.

"WHAT!" yelled Erza.

"Well after what happened I wanted to hide in my sweater forever. But then I woke up in a place that gives me exactly what I wanted. An endless summer where I wouldn't have to grow up! The sun shines all day, the party never ends and now that you guys are here it's finally perfect." Said Mabel.

"Listen Mabel you can't party all day. All of this is crazy." Said Dipper.

Mabel groaned.

"I knew you would say that… that's why I prepared a back up Dipper with a more supportive attitude." Said Mabel.

"What." Muttered Erza.

That was when a copy of Dipper who looked like he stepped out the 90's skateboard in and high fived Mabel.

"Wigglty, Wiggity what's up bros! The name's Dippy Fresh! I like skateboarding, supporting my sister and punctuating every sentence with a high five!" said Dippy Fresh holding up a high five.

But before anyone (namely Soos) could return it, Erza requiped her fire sword and slash at Dippy Fresh setting him on fire!

Dippy fresh started screaming.

Mabel summoned a fire extinguisher to put it out.

"Mom why did you set him on fire! " said Mabel.

"I want to." Said Erza, "There's no rules against killing here!"

Mabel didn't know how to react.

Erza looked like she was going to say something but then realized it shouldn't be said, no matter how angry she was. But then figure out what to say.

"You think you can just replace your brother! Mabel Erza Pines! How could you do that! " yelled Erza, "So it's okay to just replace a member of your family because of a fight… is what you think?"

"Whoa take a chill pill mom!" called out Dippy Fresh.

"You're not my son!" yelled Erza glaring at him with her sword in hand.

Mabel looked at the others in her rescue team, Dipper looked terrified, Soos and Wendy were also looking scared, Laxus looked worried with a bit of annoyance while Jellal looked extremely worried.

"Mom… are you okay?" asked Mabel.

"I'm fine!" yelled Erza glaring at Mabel.

However a wave of nausea hit her, a bucket appeared in front of her and she instinctively grabbed it and vomited into it.

"Mom's still sick." Said Dipper realizing why she vomited.

"Your mom hasn't slept in days." Explained Jellal, "She's been so worried about you and Dipper that hasn't taken care of herself at all. And she really needs it right now."

Mabel looked at her mom, Jellal noticed a look in her eyes.

"I see… so that's it." Said Jellal.

Mabel looked like she had a small headache but that changed.

"You know there's more that Mabeland can offer." Said Mabel.

She clapped her hand the tattered clothes they were wearing all fixed up.

"Mabeland give you whatever you want… even if you don't know it yet." Said Mabel.

A large strawberry cake appeared.

"Mom… Dipper want to share?" asked Mabel.

However Erza was still vomiting.

A flying hamburger flew by Soos.

"Oh… a pudding center." Said Soos.

"Really?" asked Laxus.

"I've had nothing to eat other than my hat." Said Soos.

"Once Mom stops vomiting we have to get out of here." Said Dipper.

"I'm with Dipper, Gravity Falls is in real trouble and we can't." said Wendy.

That was when a monster truck drove up to the window on a rainbow… inside were Wendy's friends.

"Guys… you're okay." Said Wendy.

"No their not." Said Erza looking up at Wendy as she finally finished vomiting.

"She's right, they're creations of this place." Said Jellal.

"Come on Wendy we have a monster truck full of fireworks, fake ID and pranking supplies." Said "Lee".

"Want to drive the truck to the high school and glue this to the principal's head?" asked "Nate".

"Yes, yes I do…" said Wendy getting tempted.

"Seriously Wendy?" asked Erza.

"But I always wanted to do this." Said Wendy.

"So I guess that means more than your father and your brothers." Said Erza glaring at her.

"What?" asked Wendy snapping out of it.

"Last any of us checked they're not at any of the safe houses." Explained Laxus, "Chances are high they were captured by Bill…"

"Not to mention you saw them get captured." Said Dipper pointing to her friends, "You told me that yourself."

Wendy wasn't sure how to respond.

"Sorry guys…" she said to her "Friends", "Now's not a good time…"

Her "friends" looked like they were going to react in a certain way but noticed Mabel.

"Fine! Just try to find us when you change your mind." Said "Lee" and they drove off.

Wendy sighed.

"Maybe another time." Sighed Wendy.

"Hopefully there not some weird temptation to get me away form you guys." Laughed Soos.

That was when the door opened raveling a Mexican wrestler.

"Soos, mijo! I have arrived." Sid the Mexican wrestler.

"Dad?" asked Soos.

"You don't remember what I looked, so I have the body of a pro-wrestler and a face you saw on a bottle of hot sauce." Said "Soos' Dad".

"This is perfect." Said Soos.

"Soos come on it's a trap!" said Dipper.

"Come on you can overcome it." Said Laxus.

"Want to play catch?" asked "Soos' Dad."

"Sorry. Even if it a dream, I've got to play one game." Said Soos.

He went over to his "dad" hoping to play catch.

"Why didn't you say to Wendy work for him?" asked Dipper.

"Because we know where Stan and his grandmother are." Said Laxus, "Both of them are safe."

"Though we still haven't figure out how to turn Soos' grandmother back human." Said Jellal.

Dipper and Wendy looked a bit confused.

"Don't ask." Said Laxus.

"See Soos is happy here." Said Mabel, "I'm sure the rest of you will find what makes you happy."

That was when Makarov suddenly showed up. Obviously he was a fake created by Mabel land.

"Laxus…" said Makarov.

Laxus didn't even let the fake finish his sentence, and electrocuted him until there was nothing left.

"Why did you do that?" asked Mabel.

"Because I know where gramps is, and he's nowhere near forgiving me what I did." Said Laxus.

"Oh come on I'm sure he'll forgive you soon." Said Mabel.

"I tried to destroy Magnolia, remember." Said Laxus.

Mabel was going to say something but then realized that wasn't something that could be easily forgiven any time soon, even if Mabeland did give it to him.

However that was when a doorway appeared.

Above the doorway was a sign that read "Hour outside, day inside bedroom."

"Seriously…" said Erza, "That's what's going to tempt me…"

However another wave of nausea hit and another bucket appeared.

Dipper looked at his mother.

He knew that they had to rescue Mabel, but at the same time he was very worried about his mother.

After all he hadn't seen his mother ever act like this.

But they still had to rescue Mabel.

"Erza…" said Jellal.

He whispered something her ear.

Erza sighed.

"You need your rest both of your sakes." Said Jellal.

Erza sighed and relented.

"Fine." Said Erza.

"Are you sure it will be a good idea?" asked Dipper.

"I think we can wait a half or so." Sighed Erza, "/besides, I set fire to that thing when no one was looking."

That was when they all finally noticed that Dippy Fresh was on fire.

Dipper, while he really didn't like Dippy Fresh, he realized…

"Yeah, you need to get some sleep." Said Dipper.

Erza headed to the bedroom.

"I'm joining her." Said Jellal.

Erza requiped into her pajamas and the two shut the door.

"See Dipper even mom is happy with Mabeland." Said Mabel.

"Mabel! Mom is sick and crazy right now!" said Dipper, "I mean when was the last time she set someone on fire!"

"Didn't she set wax Sherlock on fire?" asked Mabel.

"Okay when was the last time she set someone on fire who wasn't trying to kill me?" asked Dipper.

Mabel didn't answer.

"I think I see something just for you{" said Mabel.

They noticed the doors opening.

"No… no… not going to look." Said Dipper walking away.

Mabel, Wendy and Laxus all watched Dipper leave.

Once he was gone.

"Hey want to get something to eat?" asked Wendy.

"Got nothing better else to do." Said Laxus with a shrug.

Outside of the bubble in the Fearamid, Bill was angry.

"All right! Can anyone explain to me why even with our new found power, that we can't escape the bounders of this Stupid hick town?" asked Bill.

Bill sat down on his throne.

"There's some sort of force field keeping us in, but who would know about that?" asked Bill.

He looked at Ford.

"Hmmm… maybe it's time to get someone out of retirement." Said Bill.

As he considered it, Keyhole came in with more bad news.

'Uh… sorry boss but Gideon let the Resistance Escape." Said Keyhole, "Members are inside of Mabel's bubble as we speak."

However Bill just laughed.

"Buddy, Mabel's bubble is the most diabolical trap I ever created. It would take a will of solid titanium to not give into its temptation." Said Bill.

"Uh… Erza was one of the people who went in." said Keyhole.

Bill blinked and then stared at the bubble.

"Fetch Gideon…"said Bill, "I think I need to punish him…"

Back inside the bubble, Dipper sat by a river and tossed a stone, which perfectly skipped across the water.

"Great… even my throws are perfect." Said Dipper.

He lied down and looked at the his own reflection in the river near a signing stuffed animal tree.

"Will mom even be able to convince her to leave." Said Dipper, "Well at least the air is breathable and thanks to this place I don't have to worry about dying from using my magic."

"Dude you're talking to river." Said Wendy.

"Hey Wendy." Sighed Dipper.

"So is it just me or is this music getting on your nerve too?" asked Wendy.

"I know right!" said Dipper, "Well we have to wait until mom's ready then we can have a plan."

"Yeah Mrs. P was really freaking me out." Said Wendy, "I've never seen her act like that."

"The closest I've seen her was after she and dad broke apart." Said Dipper.

"Seriously?" asked Wendy.

"She did go a little nuts for a bit afterwards… I guess the stress got to her…" said Dipper.

"Well she does love you and Mabel so much." Said Wendy.

"Yeah…" sighed Dipper, "I just hope that whatever mom comes up with will snap her out of it."

"And I'm sure you can come up with a good back up plan. I mean you're so much smatter than almost everyone else." Said Wendy, "Heh… it's kind of funny, if you were a bit old you would be my dream guy."

"Wait you mean that?" asked Dipper perking up.

"Wait a minute… in this place we can be any we want. If we were the same age" Said Wendy as she was playing with two flower making one grow, "Maybe we could I don't know… actually be together."

"Wait… really?" asked Dipper getting tempted.

"I bet if we ask Mabel then she could do that for us." Said Wendy, "In this place we can finally be together, just you and me. Just take my hand."

Dipper looked at Wendy who held out her hand and winked.

This clued Dipper in.

That wasn't the real Wendy.

"This isn't real!" he screamed.

The skies turned red as the fake turned into a bunch of bugs, which melted and scurried away.

"You shouldn't have done that Dipper!" yelled a voice.

HE turned and saw the stuffed animal tree had turned evil looking.

"There are eyes everywhere." Said the Stuffed animals which had giant Bill like eyes.

Dipper began to panic.

However Sev'ral Timez showed up riding a bike saying hi to Dipper and when they were gone the Stuffed animal tree was singing.

"Oh man… I have to be losing my mind…" said Dipper, "We have to go back… back opt the real world!"

However all of the people of Mabeland heard this and soon Dipper was tackled by the waffle guards.

"Hey!" yelled Dipper.

Laxus and Wendy made their way to him.

"What's going on?" asked Laxus.

"Under Article Smiley Face, of Exhibit Squeaky Duck you are herby accused of breaking our one rule: Mentioning Reality!" said one of the guards.

The crowd muttered.

"Prepare to be banished forever!" said one of the guards.

A portal to the real world opened.

"Mabel! You're smarter than this! Bill has you hypnotized or something… Are you really going to banish me?" asked Dipper.

"Of course not! Come on he's my brother, there has to be another way." Said Mabel.

"Very well… if Dipper wishes to stay, he must please his case in the ultimate court case. Reality V. Fantasy." Said the gauds.

"We'll go get your mom." Said Laxus.

He and Wendy left to go get Erza and made their way to the room.

When they got to the door, Laxus hesitated with opening it.

"What's wrong…" laughed Wendy, "What did you walk in on them?"

Laxus didn't answer but only blushed.

"Oh dude…" said Wendy.

"I don't want to talk about it." Muttered Laxus.

"Good." Said Wendy.

In the bedroom, Erza woke up.

"morning." Said Jellal, "Feeling better?"

Before Erza could answer a wave of nausea hit and another bucket appeared.

Once she emptied her stomach.

"Well I don't want to kill as much as earlier." Said Erza.

"That's good." Sighed Jellal.

Erza sighed.

"What's wrong?" asked Jellal.

"I'm a bad mother." Sighed Erza.

"Don't say that." Said Jellal.

"For the past three days I put them ahead." Said Erza, "And today I almost said to Mabel I was going to replace her."

"What?" asked Jellal.

"After I set that thing on fire I was tempted to tell Mabel that I was going to leave her here and give it her name since she was okay with replacing family members." said Erza.

"Erza…" sighed Jellal, "You were sleep deprive and weren't thinking straight."

"I know… but I almost said it." Said Erza.

"But you didn't." said Jellal, "You managed to restrain yourself."

Erza sighed.

"Besides, Mabel's not thinking straight either." Said Jellal, "It's clear she's under a mild spell."

"I should have known." Laughed Erza.

"Don't worry we'll tell her the news and hopefully that will snap her out of it." Said Jellal.

That was when the door was opened a crack.

"I'm opening the door, and both of your better be fully clothed." called out Laxus from the crack.

"Don't worry, it wasn't like that." Called out Erza.

The door opened fully and it was Laxus and Wendy both of them looked worried.

"What's wrong?" asked Erza.

"Dipper got arrested." Said Wendy.

"How?" asked Jellal.

"He broke the one rule." Said Laxus.

Erza and Jellal exchanged looked. Erza requiped to normal clothes and the four of them made their way to the courthouse where Soos had saved them seats.

"Has it started yet?" asked Erza.

"Not yet." Said Soos.

At the tables Dipper was trying to talk to Mabel about this.

"Seriously Mabel, you're letting them take our argument to court." Said Dipper .

"I didn't make the rules of Mabeland." Said Mabel.

"Yes, you did! There's a tapestry over there of you making the rules." Said Dipper pointing to such a tapestry.

"All rise for the honorable Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein," said the bailiff, which was also a stuffed giraffe.

A strange looking pink cat emerged a cathouse and went to the bench.

"Order! Order! This trial begins right meow!" said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

However the cat judge got distracted by a piece of string and began to bat it.

The bailiff coughed and said "Judge?"

"Sorry, sorry…" said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

He regained some dignity after his instincts were showing.

"We are here to try Dipper Pines in the case of Fantasy VS. Reality." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein making the words appear in air with fancies looking pretty while Reality looked like a grim stamp, "If Dipper wins, then Mabel will go with him back to the real world. But if Mabel wins he will be banished forever and replaced with town darling Dippy Fresh. Dippy come on out."

Dippy Fresh stood in front of everybody flipping his hat while calling out "Flip A Dip Dip!"

"I hate him so much…" muttered Dipper.

With Erza she once again requiped her fire sword but Jellal wrestled it away from her.

She did get sleep but she still wanted to set Dippy Fresh on fire…

"The final decision will be judged by a jury of your peers." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

Mabel clapped her hands the jury was filled out with duplicates of Mabel talking about how they loved each other headbands.

"Look Mabel, this is ridiculous, but if it takes winning a trial to get you to come home, then so be it!" said Dipper.

"Sorry Dipper but I can only speak through my legal team." Said Mabel.

That was when Xlyer and Craz walked in wearing suits that didn't' have any sleeves.

"We have a doctorate in hunkiness." Said Craz.

"Also criminal and international law." Said Xyler.

"Let's hear the opening statements." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

"Your honor, townsfolk, ladies of the jury." Said Xyler.

This made the Mabel jury cheer and squee in delight.

"Our case is simple, that this unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. " said Craz as a board appeared with words, "But realty is lame, bogus and whack."

"Objection!" called out Dipper, "That's conjuncture"!

"Meowveruled." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

"I'll show you this reality that Dipper loves so much has done." Said Xlyer as Craz held up a scrapbook, "Exit A, Mabel's Scrapbook, second grade October 10."

Suddenly the entire court found themselves in the past.

"Photo day." Sighed Dipper.

They watched as a very cute and young Mabel was very existed for photo day what with her pigtails and a "Million" slap bracelets.

However an other put gum in her hair, which sent Mabel running in tears when Dipper wasn't sure what to do.

"Mabel's fantasy was having a great school photo. But reality had other plans." Said Craz.

"That was one bad day!" said Dipper.

"One of many…" said Xlyer, "Fourth Grade, February 14th, Valentines Day."

The scene shifted to a younger Dipper and Mabel going through their Valentines. Mabel got many, while Dipper got none. When a fat kid noticed this he started teasing him, with the rest of the class doing so as well. So much that Dipper ran off in tears. With a kid mocking Dipper to Mabel.

"That was all in the past!" said Dipper.

"Yeah, but… that doesn't mean the pain doesn't still sting." Said Xyler, "Or do I have to bring up last year, September 17th."

"Oh no…" said Dipper.

The courtroom then shifted to their old home in Piedmont, the moment they over heard their father call them freaks.

Dipper glared at the two.

"Why did you have to bring up that?" asked Dipper, "All of that is over!"

"Is your life any better now bro." said Xyler who showed stuff from recent events, "Heartache, disaster, broken promises… That's reality for you."

"Out there, it's nothing but heartbreak." Said Craz, "But in here… who wants pug sundaes?"

The Mabel Jury all happily ate the dog-shaped sundaes.

"Hand me a microphone Xyler." Said Craz.

Xyler did so and Craz dropped the microphone.

Erza looked at Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein seemed ore interested in a piece of string, she knew it was now or never to drop the news.

"I would like to testify." Said Erza.

"I'll allow it." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

Mabel looked at her consul like she wanted to object but they whispered something to her.

"Fine." Sighed Mabel.

Erza took the stand.

"Is okay if I don't answer questions, because I have something to say." Said Erza.

"I'll allow it." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

Erza sighed, knowing exactly what she needed to say.

"I know things in the real world can be bad. But you can't just deicide to live in a fantasy. I know what it's like for things to look like it can be good again." Said Erza, "But I never once decided to escape to a fantasy world to escape them. Because you have to remember, even if everything looks bad, something good will happen… like after I left your father, we moved here to Gravity Falls. And both of you are much happier than back in California. And it's not just because of the Guild… I shouldn't have tried to give you a "Normal" life. Even if you're childhood was much happier than mine, to be honest, it was a an extremely low bar to pass."

Erza looked at Jellal who nodded. It was time to tell them.

"I know things aren't looking good now. And I still don't know why you two are fighting. But no matter what I have extremely good news." Said Erza, "The news I meant to tell you days ago… And I wish I could have gotten to it before all this happened."

Erza took a breath.

"Mabel… Natsu…" said Erza.

Mabel and Dipper were shocked, she never used his real name unless she was angry, they looked at each other knowing whatever this news was, it was big.

"I'm pregnant." Said Erza with a smile.

The twins quickly realized the reason why she was vomiting… it was morning sickness.

The Mabel jury all began to scream in joy shouting things like "Baby! BABY! There's GOING TO BE A BABY!"

"Mazel Tov!" said Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

"You're going to have a new little brother or sister…" said Erza, "Well half brother or sister."

Soos began to elbow Jellal quickly realizing he was going to be a father. Wendy slapped him on the back, while Laxus didn't know how to react, he was happy for them… but he also thought about that awkward moment again.

"Really?" asked Dipper.

"You're going to have a baby?" asked Mabel.

"Yes… but…" said Erza, "If you banish Dipper, I'm going with him. And I'm never coming back."

"What?" asked Mabel, "Can you stay! Please!"

"I can't. Everyone's counting me to help fight Bill. After everything I've seen… I have to fight him. I'm sorry…" said Erza, "But remember I will always love you and I won't replace you with the baby."

Mabel wasn't sure how to respond to any of this.

"Though I think Dipper should talk to you." Said Erza, "After all this is his trial."

Dipper nodded as Erza got off the stand.

"All right!" said Dipper, "For my witness I call Mabel Pines to the stand."

Mabel was going to object but noticed the look her mother was giving her and didn't.

So she took the stand.

"Mabel, listen. I might not have all the answer, I might not be stylish, or cool and I can't make pugs appear." Said Dipper.

"What if you used pigs for solid script!" yelled one of the Mabel jurors.

"Not going to try that." Said Dipper then went back to his speech, "But I do know one thing well and that's you. I know that although you might act like it, you don't' want to live a fantasy world."

"Yeah right." Said Mabel.

"You're scared of growing up, and who could blame you. I'm scared too." Said Dipper.

Mable began to do the whole "I'm not listening!" thing even using her guard to cover he ears with fingers.

"Look real life stinks sometimes. I'm not going to lie. But there's better ways to get through it than denial. That's with help from the people who care about you. It's how we've gotten through it out whole lives!" said Dipper.

They found themselves at the photo day again, they watched as Dipper brought out a razor to shave off Mabel's hair and Dipper did the same taking their photos with bald spots.

On Valentines Day, Dipper was crying in the supply closet when a giant valentine made from other valentines were shoved through the door, and it was from Mabel.

IT cut to the twins eavesdropping on their mom yelling at their dad while hold each other's hands.

"We've always been there for each other." Said Dipper holding the scrapbook showing different pictures, "Mabel I thought you were living in a fantasy look at me, I thought it would be a good idea to spend all day in a lab coat cooped up in Ford's lab. How ridiculous is that? I don't know what's going to happen in the future, but whatever it is we'll do it together. I'm just going to make it part time. We've traveled to heck and back. Leave this fantasy world! Let's beat Bill, grow up together and help mom with our new little sibling!"

Much of the crowd began to muttered while Erza just smiled.

"ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT"! yelled Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein who's gavel was a squeaky toy, "Why is my hammer so squeaky."

"Really you mean it?" asked Mabel.

"Yes, definitely, absolutely." Said Dipper, "Awkward sibling hug."

The crowd was screaming for Mabel not to do it.

"Everyone get ready for battle." Said Erza.

The other four nodded.

"You do this and it's all over!" yelled Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

Mabel jumped off the stand.

"Sincere Siblings Hug." Said Mabel.

The two hugged.

"Don't do the pats!" yelled Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.

"Pat! Pat!" said Dipper and Mabel at the same time.

There was a shock wave that came form the two. When The hug was done, Mabel seemed a little disoriented.

"Aw, man… I never noticed how bright this place is. Have been listening to the same song for days?" asked Mabel.

"It looks like what ever was controlling her is gone." Said Jellal

They noticed that Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein was yowling like crazy.

"Whoa! You need to calm down." Said Mabel.

She clapped her hands but nothing happened.

"Why isn't this working?" asked Mabel.

"Your reign over this world is over!" said Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein who then turned to nightmarish pile of yarn.

All of the other denizens of the bubble turned nightmarish version of themselves… well expect of Xyler and Craz who were somehow unaffected.

But before they could do anything, there was an explosion of light, lighting and fire that killed a good chunk of them.

Once it was clear Erza was standing with the rest of them in her Flame Empress Armor, which appeared to be much nicer than before.

Dipper noticed Dippy Fresh were among those that weren't effected and knew what he had to do. He ran over to him and stabbed him in the gut. Causing the fake to explode in a pile of bugs.

"Seriously?" asked Mabel.

"What I can't let mom get all the good hits in." said Dipper.

"Do you know how to get out of here?" asked Wendy.

"I do! This way!" said Mabel.

They ran through Mabeland, which was greying and seemed to be crumbling.

They found a giant Waddles, who was somehow the real Waddles though turned giant by the world.

"Take us to Freedom Giant Waddles!" yelled Mabel.

Waddles ran to one of the walls of the bubble where Mabel grabbed a giant knitting needle.

"Sorry Mabeland! Time to burst your bubble!" yelled Mabel popping the bubble with the knitting needles.

And the bubble did indeed pop with an explosion of confetti.

On the outside the bubble they saw the bubble pop and they started to cheer.

"This is Green Gunner." Said Bisca in the earpiece, "Mabel is free from the bubble, I repeat Mabel is free from the bubble."

They landed on a cliff and they noticed that besides Erza their clothes were back to normal with Erza requipping back to her heart Kreuz armor. Waddles also returned to his normal size.

They had a ground hug through Soos had to drag Laxus into it.

"Dipper, I appreciate what you said back there, but you can take that full time apprenticeship I won't stop you, I mean come at least you could escape school." Said Mabel.

"Wait… is this what this is all about?" asked Erza.

"Yeah, Ford offered me a full time apprenticeship." Said Dipper, "Which means I wouldn't be going to school… and…"

"No." said Erza.

"But mom!" said Dipper.

"Natsu Alec Pines, you are getting your high school diploma and that's final." Said Erza.

Dipper knew that he couldn't argue.

"The middle name… she really means it." Said Mabel.

"Yeah…" sighed Dipper.

"Mabel!" called out a Mirajane.

They noticed everyone watching the bubble ran over to them.

"You can't mention the pregnancy to any of them." Said Jellal.

"Why?" asked Laxus.

"Because I'm the strongest woman in Fairy Tail, I'm needed for this fight again Bill." Said Erza, "We'll talk about this later when no one's around."

Laxus sighed and looked at Jellal who seemed to know about this agreement.

The group all got there with Mirajane hugging Mabel and Levy high fiving Dipper.

"SO I guess we should head to the closet safe house." Said Jellal.

"It's the mystery shack." Said Erza.

"Wait… safe house?" asked Dipper.

"We'll explain later." Said Erza.

"But it's really cool!" said Natsu with a grin.

They headed to the Mystery Shack. When they got there Natsu knocked on the door.

"What's the pass word." Said Stan on the other.

"Seriously are you still doing this!" muttered Erza.

Stan opened the door and was surprised.

"Kids!" he said surprised.

"We found them." Said Erza with a smile.

Indeed the family (minus Ford) was now reunited at the Mystery Shack. But Bill was still a threat and hopefully with everyone in the Guild finally accounted for they can finally come up with a plan.

Next Time: They realize that it's time to take the fight to Bill and the plans begin. Meanwhile Bill tries to get Ford to tell him how to leave Gravity Falls... will he succeed? Find out next time!

A/N: Yep! Erza's pregnant! Which... all you already figured out... but still...