A/N: There's quite a few to say, first off! Hurray! 500 reviews! It's my third fanfic to get that many chapters! Congrats, to my very good friend Plumalchemyst! And thanks to everyone who had reviewed by this point.

As you can see I inspired two Fairy Tail crossovers by The Cowardly Christian, though one of them is based on a really weird AU Omake which I'm on the fence of recommending, but the other (Kill or be Killed) is a much darker take on Titania Falls, which I do recommend...

And Finally... I never ever do this, but due to the fact he doesn't allow PMs (I've lost count of how many times I tried to respond to his reviews that way) I will respond to StrongGuy159. Sorry I won't write that story. Why? It's quite simple... it's a really bad idea for the writer to write a "character reads/watches" fanfic... of on their own fanfics... I'm not saying it's a bad idea, I'm saying it's a bad idea for me to write it. So if anyone wants to you can write his idea of "Fairy Tail Watches Titania Falls", just because I won't write (because it would be a very redundant of me to do so), I do approve of anyone else writing it.

Anyways enjoy the chapter...

Chapter 71: The Timeline That Wasn't: The Nose Knows

It had been the day after Fairy Tail showed… well technically it was the same day since they arrived early morning, but the point still stood.

It was awkward nights sleep, as there was only so much bedding they could use.

Some of them had to resort to using Mabel's sweaters as a make shift bed.

Erza said it was okay as she had so many of them.

She also gave the okay for someone sleep in Mabel's bed (which was Marvelous and Carla since they were the youngest).

But she didn't want anyone sleeping in Dipper's bed, not for sentimental reasons, but to perverse his scent in the bed.

After all there were three Dragon Slayers and Dragon Slayers noses were the best.

But still they could hopefully sniff him out.

"So you want me to try to sniff out your son?" asked Gajeel while over breakfast.

"Yes." Said Erza.

"That old guy said you wanted to use me as a punching bag and now you want me to find your missing son." Said Gajeel.

"Yes I do…" said Erza.

"You honest think you can make me?" asked Gajeel.

"Gajeel I don't think it's a wise idea to antagonize Erza right now." Sighed Makarov.

"He's right you're still injured." Said Levy.

Gajeel muttered stuff under his breath.

"Fine… but you show if you still got it when I'm better." Said Gajeel.

Erza smirked when he said that.

""What his story?" Stan asked Gray as he figured out who was from the stories.

"Gajeel destroyed the guild." Said Gray.

"Oh that guy." Said Stan.

Laxus sighed, he wasn't as injured as Gajeel and he knew Erza going to freak out when she found out.

"You're seriously going to tell her?" asked Freed.

"What other choice do I have." Said Laxus, "Besides it better I don't stay here."

Freed sighed when he said.

Sometime later, the three dragon slayers were in the twins' room.

"Before you get his scent, I should warn you… Dipper rarely ever bathes." Said Erza.

All of them smelled and started coughing a little.

"Why doesn't he bathe again?" asked Panther Lily as the three exceed were also in the room.

"He's a 12 year old boy." Said Erza.

"Once you get past that part of his smell, smells a lot like baby wipes." Said Gajeel.

The other two dragon slayers nodded.

"Do you have his scent?" asked Erza.

"Yeah, it's not strong through." Said Natsu.

They went to the totem pole where Mabel was banging her head.

"It's faint like it was a few days ago, but it's there." Said Marvelous.

"Can you smell him in other locations?" asked Erza.

"Well I guess we can check the forest and see if his scent is there." Said Natsu.

"We've checked many times." Sighed Erza, "But I guess it can't hurt, just be careful. You don't know what's going to cause problems out there."

"Oh come it can't be that bad." Said Happy.

Erza sighed, "You have no idea." She said.

The three Dragon Slayers plus their exceed partners headed into the forest.

Just as Wendy arrived, she saw them head into the forest.

"Who were they?" asked Wendy.

Erza smiled, "You won't belie what happened last night."

Wendy was surprised as she hadn't seen Erza smile in a while.

Sometime later in the woods Marvelous was exploring.

"Are you getting anything yet?" asked Carla.

"Not yet." Said Marvelous.

She was completely unaware of those watching her.

Those that wanted a new queen.

At the Mystery Shack's kitchen, Erza, Mirajane and Lucy were talking.

"And why I got married." Sighed Erza.

"That sounds rough." Sighed Lucy.

"It was." Sighed Erza.

That was when Laxus entered the room.

"Hey Erza… there's something I need to tell you about." Said Laxus.

Lucy and Mirajane looked at each other knowing what Laxus was going to tell her about.

Back in the forest, Marvelous and Carla were looking around when she heard someone trip behind her.

Both Marvelous and Carla turned toward him, and of course much like the original timeline it was Norman.

"Hey are you okay?" asked Marvelous.

"I'm fine." Said Norman getting up, "You new in town?"

"Yeah…" said Marvelous, "I'm Wendy Marvell."

"How about I show you around." said Norman.

"Sorry I'm busy at the moment." Said Marvelous.

"Really you don't look like it." Said Norman.

"She's looking for any signs of Dipper Pines." Said Carla.

"Dipper Pines?" asked Norman as his face became dark.

Both Marvelous and Carla noticed the look on his face and knew that he and Dipper clearly weren't friends.

"I don't think he'll help us." Said Carla.

Marvelous nodded knowing that Carla was right.

"Sorry, but I have to keep looking." Said Marvelous.

She tried to walk away, however Norman grabbed her hand.

"You're not going anywhere." Said Norman.

However as it was a fake hand on a stick the hand popped right off. Marvelous screamed.

"I'm sorry!" she cried out.

"Eh it's fine it wasn't real anyways." Said Norman using his real voice.

HE decided just to undress since he figured that it was time for plan B.

Both Marvelous and Carla stared at them, as it was a pile of gnomes in a people suit.

"Sorry for the ruse, but we're gnomes." Said Jeff.

Carla picked up Marvelous and flew away with her.

"Remember not to talk to strange men in this forest." Said Carla.

"Yeah." Sighed Marvelous.

"Come on! We're not letting another queen get away!" yelled Jeff.

After the gnomes were out of site, Carla landed.

"We should see if Erza knows about those gnomes." Said Carla.

"Yeah." Said Marvelous.

That was when they heard a crash, they turned and saw it was the gnome bot.

"All right! Let's go get Wendy." Said Jeff.

"Wait the lumberjack's daughter?" asked one of the gnomes.

"No that girl, her name's Wendy too." Said Jeff.

Both Marvelous and Carla stared at the giant gnome-bot.

"What…" said Carla.

The gnome bot tired to step on them. But the two managed to get out of the way.

Marvelous ran away with Carla flying besides her.

"Become our Queen Wendy!" yelled Jeff.

"Why do they want me to become their queen!" cried Wendy.

Elsewhere in the forest, Natsu and Happy heard a noise. They turned and saw the Gnome Bot stomping around.

"Wheat what is that thing?" asked Happy.

"I looks like a bunch of tiny men forming into one giant man." Said Natsu.

"That's so weird." Said Happy.

Natsu looked at it.

"I have a bad feeling about that thing." Sid Natsu.

Both of them headed for it and saw it was chasing Marvelous and Carla.

"Fire Dragon Roar!"

He shot the fire the Gnome Bot, the gnomes that the fire hit.

Gnome Bot began to pat out the flames.

"Okay! Who did that!" yelled Jeff.

That was when Gnome bot was impaled by one of Gajeel's pillars. Turned out he noticed that thing chasing them too.

"Seriously!" yelled Jeff.

As none of the gnomes were injured it was a quick recovery.

"So a bunch of little people making up a giant?" asked Gajeel.

"it looks that way." Said Panther Lily.

"Look I don't know who you are. But you're going to get it!" yelled Jeff.

The gnome bot picked up several trees and tossed it at them.

"Maybe we should see if Erza dealt with him before." Said Happy.

"Seriously?" asked Gajeel.

"She has lived here for years." Said Panther Lily.

"Plus you and Natsu are still injured." Pointed out Marvelous.

They all ran away from the Gnome Bot who chased after him.

Back at the Mystery Shack, Erza and Laxus stood outside, Erza was in her Lightening Empress Armor.

"How could you do that to the Guild" asked Erza.

Laxus didn't say anything.

Of course there were those watching it, Lucy, Mirajane, Gray, Levy, Stan, Markarov, Soos and the Thunder Legion.

"Are they really going to fight?" asked Stan.

"I don't think this is a fight." Said Levy, "I've seen this before."

"You have?" asked Lucy.

"When Gajeel first joined, he let Jet and Droy beat him up." Said Levy.

"So Laxus is doing the same thing." Said Freed.

"I was half joking when I said she wanted opt use him as a punching bag." Said Stan.

"Hey, I thought you were too." sighed Markarov .

Before Erza could start attacking him, they heard the noise form the forest.

And the three dragon Slayers and Exceed came out.

"Hey Erza do you know of tiny men who can band together to make one giant man?" asked Happy.

"Are they wearing red pointy hats?" asked Erza.

Before any of them could answer.

"Give us Wendy now!" yelled Jeff.

Erza's eye twitched.

"Sorely!" yelled Jeff.

"Oh you again! You going to try to stop us from getting another queen?" asked Jeff.

Erza sent out a huge lighting bolt at Jeff.

"I'm not in the mood to deal with you!" yelled Erza.

The remaining gnomes looked at Erza and broke apart deciding it was better not to deal with an angry Erza at the moment.

Jeff laid on the ground twitching. It was clear he was still alive.

"Should I help him?" asked Marvelous.

"He tried to kidnap you." Said Carla.

Everyone including Stan and Soos (as they didn't know about the first time).

"They kidnapped Mabel last time, I overestimated my Heaven's Wheel Armor against them so that knocked me out of that fight." Sighed Erza, "Thankfully Dipper and Mabel stopped them last time."

"So… are there a lot of things like that in the woods?" asked Natsu.

"Yeah…" said Stan.

"There is." Sighed Erza.

Erza requip into normal clothes.

"You know what, I get the feeling that you were beaten when you tried that." Said Erza, "I don't think I should bother."

She walked back into the Mistier Shack.

They all looked at Erza.

"Well at least she's doing better." Said Stan with a shrug.

"That's doing better?" asked Natsu.

"Trust me, you haven't seen her the past week or so." Said Stan, "So trust me when I say she's doing better…"

Sometime later, Laxus was getting ready to leave.

"you're really not going to stay?" asked Freed.

"No…" said Laxus, "I'm not a part of the Guild, so it wouldn't feel right if I tried to help out here."

"Where are you going to go?" asked Freed.

"Don't worry I already found a place." Said Laxus.

Turned out much like the last timeline, fate wanted to mess with Laxus.

"Dude you ready?" asked Soos.

"Yeah." Sighed Laxus.

"Don't worry… my grandma said it was okay for you to move in." said Soos.

Laxus looked at the Thunder Legion. Both Evergreen and Bickslow looked like they were going to laugh.

"So… his grandmother…" said Evergreen trying not the laugh.

Laxus rolled his eyes and left with Soos.

Upstairs Erza just stood in the doorway of the twins room sighing.

"Erza!" said Natsu, approaching her.

"What is it?" asked Erza.

"I want to ask you something." Said Natsu.

"What?" sighed Erza.

"why didn't you find a way home originally." Said Natsu.

Erza sighed when he asked that.

She knew Natsu well and figured if she didn't tell him he would al mopey or demand fights if she didn't answer.

Plus there was the fact that he did try to stop her from sacrificing herself to the Tower of the Heaven.

"Fine I'll tell you but you can't tell anyone." Said Erza, "Except for Lucy and Mira, I already told them."

Natsu nodded as Erza mentioned him to enter the room and she shut the door so she could tell him.

It was thanks to that, Natsu wouldn't be all mopey in this timeline while settling into Gravity Falls.

However that was merely one plus for this timeline, which still had many problems going for it…

Next Time: With no new clues the guild tries to settle to Gravity Falls, but when some of them are almost kidnapped by weirdoes in robes do they have a new clue or no? Find out next time!