A/N: Whoo! Once again a record breaker for me! Man! I'm never going to write a chapter this long again... Anyways before I get started there is a "Real Person" in the chapter, I put it in quotation marks in that while it is a in a sense a real person, it's actually the person playing a character. Yes, this is important and you'll understand when you get the three snippets about him. Anyways enjoy the chapter and I'll get into a few of the snippets later.
Chapter 75: Snippets of a Year
Over the course many things can happen… and this is just the start of it…
Early September (Earth)/Mid December (Earthland) (Technically before the wedding)
Stan was watching TV while eating chips. There weren't anything to do. After all he was going to retire. Granted it wasn't his choice.
Ford entered the room.
"Stanley, there's something we haven't talk about." Said Ford.
Stan turned off the TV.
"What is it?" asked Stan.
I realized that once Erza moves out we won't have a source of income." Said Ford.
"You just realized that?" asked Stan, "Trust me I have other ways to make money."
"Please tell me it's legal." Said Ford.
Stan didn't say anything.
"Look, I still have connections, and other means plus there's a very famous billionaire I can always blackmail." Said Stan.
"You don't get what I'm saying." Sighed Ford messaging his head."
"What are you saying?" asked Stan.
"You can keep the Shack open for as long as you want." Said Ford.
"What really?" asked Stan.
"Of course but I have one conation." Said Ford, "You have to have some realistic exhibits for education purposes."
"Fine but nothing live. I made that mistake early on." Said Stan.
Ford wondered what he meant but realized it was probably for the better. Especially after the thing that happened with Dipper and the Gremloblin.
EarileR September/Mid December
Dipper and Ford was in his lab. Dipper was officially starting his apprenticeship. While Erza did force Dipper to decline a full time apprenticeship, she was allowing him to do a part time. It would be three times a week during weekdays and one weekend full day (They would figure out holidays on a case by case basis).
Dipper had also given Ford back the Journals during this time. With Ford figuring it was best opt start Volume Four soon.
"So what's the plan…" said Dipper.
"For now we're going to deck on the stability of the Weirdness Barrier." Said Ford, "The event might have caused some damage…"
"Makes sense." Said Dipper, "So how do we do that?"
"I haven't figure that out yet." Admitted Ford.
"Really?" asked Dipper surprised, "You haven't tried magic yet?"
Ford blushed.
"I keep forgetting I have it." He admitted.
"Yeah it is something you need to get used." Said Dipper.
"But you were born with magic." Said Ford.
"Yeah, but I was only taught Letter Magic recently, and sometimes I forget I even have it." Said Dipper blushing a little.
Ford smiled and knew it was something he had to get used to.
"By the way there's something I want to give you." Said Ford.
"What?" asked Dipper.
Ford took it out and it was blue journal with a silver Pine Tree on the cover (with silver accents as well).
"My own Journal." Said Dipper, "Thank you so much!"
The two hugged and then began their first lessons of his apprenticeship.
Early September/ Mid December:
Erza and Jellal were enjoying their honeymoon, while waiting for a table at one of the nice seafood restaurants at Fisherman's Wharf.
"Dufrane party of two." Called out the host.
As they were seated another couple entered.
The woman noticed Erza.
"Oh my… Erza Pines is that you?" asked the woman.
Erza looked at the woman.
It was Helen.
"Oh hello Helen. It has been a while." Said Erza trying top be polite.
"I thought you had moved to Oregon." Said Helen.
"I did, but I'm here for other reasons." Said Erza.
Helen then noticed Jellal.
"Oh so the rumors are true… you did get remarried. To someone younger, with blue hair… and a face tattoo. Oh my I thought men were the ones to walk on the wild side." Said Helen.
Helen's husband looked at Jellal.
"Ignore them." Said her husband.
"What?" asked Jellal.
"Ignore them until your table is called. Because it's going to get ugly." Said the husband.
"And you marry someone like that… oh didn't you get full custody?" asked Helen.
"Yes, I did. And he's a good step father." Said Erza.
"If you say so…" said Helen.
Thankfully the Dufranes weren't there, so the host called "Pines Party of 2."
"That's our table." Said Erza inwardly breathing a sigh of relief, "It was nice talking to you."
Erza and Jellal were led to their table.
Once they were seating (thankfully with quite the view too).
"So who is she?" asked Jellal.
"The President of the PTA in Piedmont." Said Erza, "Honestly what are the chances."
"Do you want to talk about it?" asked Jellal.
"Now's not a good time, let's just enjoy the view." Said Erza.
It was sunset and there wasn't any fog so it a very beautiful view of the Golden Gate Bridge at sunset.
She would vent out another time.
Mid September/ Mid December
Melody had just joined Fairy Tail. To be honest is was partially out of an excuse to move back to Gravity Falls. But it helped that she was effected by the event.
To make things easy she was moving into the women's dorms which means the only bills for the time being was her rent.
"Remember if you need any help, just talk to me." Said Levy as she was the head girl at the dorms.
"Really?" asked Melody.
"Yep… Master put me in charge." Said Levy.
"Why?" asked Melody.
"Well Mirajane was put in charge when we moved in but she moved out, Erza only uses the room in case of emergencies and I was the next best person to put in charge." Said Levy.
They heard a crash outside.
"Stop it Natsu!" yelled Lucy from her room, "You're not getting in!"
Then Evergreen walked back with a butterfly net and some newly caught fairies.
But nothing else happened.
"I was expecting a third one." Said Melody.
"Cana moved out of the Gravity Falls dorms since it's illegal for her to drink here." Said Levy, "Well I guess that would be the third example…"
"Okay." Said Melody.
Mid September/December 25
It should be pointed out the Earthland does celebrate Christmas, so those involing with Fairy Tail in someway celebrated newly created second Christmas.
Not much to say about this one… other than CHRISTMAS!
Mid September/ Later December
It had been a couple weeks since the event, word had already started to spread about it along with plans being made for more bridges.
But for Gravity Falls, it was probably time for the members of the Guild who had recently gained magic to well start learning magic.
Of course they were hanging out in the Guild Hall.
"There's so many magic to choose from." Said Melody who was reading a catalogue.
Grenda was reading a book entitled "The Basics of Elemental Fist Magic."
"You and Candy are the only ones who haven't' chosen yet." Said Grenda
"Well I just joined." Said Melody she turned to the others who are learning magic she knew Pacifica was the first to start learning and of course Grenda was reading that book, "So what are you learning?"
"Mrs. P and Bisca are seeing if I'm able to learn Requip." Said Wendy.
Axes?" asked Dipper.
"Axes." Confirmed Wendy.
"I'm having Warren see if I can learn Telepathy." Said Gideon with a shrug.
"Because of course you are." Said Mabel rolling her eyes.
"I'll find out how you really feel about me." Said Gideon frantically.
"Well actually I've hired a magic teacher." Admitted Candy.
"Wait… you did?" asked Grenda.
"Why haven't you told us?" asked Mabel.
"Because the teacher is a member of Blue Pegasus." Said Candy.
"Don't worry." Said Makarov, "I approved it, it does make sense since there's all sword magic and she wouldn't be intertied in learning something from the Guild."
That was when a blond teenaged girl entered the Guild Hall.
"You're Candy right?" asked the girl, "I heard about you from Hibiki and the others."
"I am." Said Candy.
The two shook hands.
"So I take it her magic is really cool?" asked Grenda.
"Take Over: Machina Soul." Said Candy adjusting her glasses.
"Okay… that's perfect for you." Said Mabel agreeing with the choice.
"Go for it Candy." Said Grenda.
Candy smiled and walked out to begin her lessons.
"Is anyone else a bit scared about Candy learning that magic?" asked Dipper.
"A little." Admitted Wendy.
Mid September/Late December:
It was moving day for the Pines. Of course everyone helped Erza with the stuff she has in storage along with other things.
Mabel and Dipper's rooms were right across form each other.
"This is going to be so weird." Said Dipper from his doorway.
"I know spending months in the same room." Said Mabel.
"It will be fine, right?" asked Dipper.
"Oh yeah." Said Mabel.
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Bill had held Dipper and Mabel. He began to choose which to kill.
"Einnie… Minenie… Meniney… YOU!" he called out as his eye landed on the Pine Tree Symbol.
He pointed at Dipper. And suddenly Dipper fell out of Bill's grip lifelessly.
"No!" cried Mabel.
Bill laughed.
"It's all your fault shooting star! You're the one who gave me the rift after all!" laughed Bill.
"NOOOOO!" cried Mabel.
That was when Mabel bolted awake. She looked around and saw it was her new bedroom. IT was the first night she was living there.
Waddles who was curled up next to her woke up and put her his head on her shoulder.
"It was just a nightmare." She sighed, "Just a nightmare…" '
Late September/ Early January
All of the members that had joined the Gravity Falls Branch of Fairy Tail had gathered along with Erza and Jellal in his Mystogan disguise.
A few other members were at the Gould Hall as well.
Why were they gathered for an interview with Sorcerer's Weekly.
"Is Sorcerer's Weekly really that big of a deal?" asked Pacifica.
"Oh yeah." Said Lucy, "It's one of the biggest thing for wizards."
"Year but they keep publishing about all the things I destroy." Said Natsu.
"Natsu… that's because you destroy a lot of things." Said Erza.
"Hopefully they're not sending Jason again." Sighed Lucy.
"About that…" said Mirajane.
"This the bridge between two worlds! SO COOL!" yelled a voice from outside.
A blond man ran into the Guild Hall. He was so excited to be there.
"Everyone is this Jason from Sorcerer's Weekly." Said Mirajane.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN ANOTHER WORLD! SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
He began to interview all of the new members.
He started with Soos.
"I actually got my magic from a magical time wish." Explained Soos.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
Next was Candy.
"So is it true you're learning magic from Jenny Realight from Blue Pegasus?" asked Jason.
"That's right." Said Candy.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
Next was Gideon…
"So you're learning magic from Warren yet you're under the wing of Gajeel?" asked Jason.
"It's true." Said Gideon who was thinking "Please don't ask way, please don't ask why…"
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
Next was Melody…
"I'm just the newest member. I haven't even chosen which magic to learn." Said Melody.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
Next was Grenda…
"Wait you're name is "Grenda Grendinator?" asked Jason.
"Yeah." Said Grenda.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
"Uh… aren't you supposed to be asking about my magic?" asked Grenda.
Next was Pacifica…
"Lucy managed to teach me all about Celestial Spirit Magic and got me three keys." Said Pacifica.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
Next was Wendy…
"I'm learning when from both Erza and Bisca…" said Wendy.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
Of course he interviewed Dipper and Mabel at the same time.
"I was able to learn magic from mom… but Dipper." Said Mabel.
"Turned out I was able to learn letter magic really quickly." Said Dipper.
"A lot of people are calling him a prodigy." Said Mabel.
"And you two are Erza's children right?" asked Jason.
"yeah…" said Mabel.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
He also interviewed Erza and Jellal. Although once again he was posing as Mystogan due to that even though the Magic Council knew Jellal was living on Earth, it would probably be a good idea to keep it quiet that he married to Erza.
"So you two are now married?" asked Jason.
"Yes, we got married on Labor Day." Said Erza.
"We are also expecting a child soon." Said Jellal.
"We're going to go to our first ultra sound soon." Said Erza.
"SO COOL!" yelled Jason.
"I wonder what would happen if you gave him Mabel juice." said Mabel looking at him.
"you know you're not allowed to bring that into the Guild Hall." Pointed out Dipper.
"I know… but still…" sad Mabel.
It was probably best not to think about it though.
Later September/Early January
Erza and Jellal were coming back from the first ultrasound. Both of them had big news.
"You okay?" asked Erza.
"I'm sorry… it's just that…" said Jellal.
"You heard what the doctor say, it's happens with some women." Said Erza.
"You're right." Said Erza.
She took a breath and had everyone who wanted to know the news to meet at the Guild Hall.
Everyone perked up when they saw her.
"So what the news?" asked Dipper.
"Is the baby healthy?" asked Mabel.
Erza sighed.
"You're not going to have a little brother or sister after all." Said Erza.
For the briefest second everyone was shocked. Mabel almost started to cry.
However Stan noticed the way Erza looked and smirked.
"You're having two." Said Erza, "It's twins."
Everyone in the Guild Hall were very surprised and were very happy.
"I get to double my knitting!" cheered Mabel, "Twins!"
"Wait is that normal?" asked Natsu, "I mean you already had twins…"
"It entirely possible." Said Ford.
Everyone congratulated the happy couple about the pregnancy.
After all everyone was worried about the "baby" after Weirdmageddeon, but to learn they were expecting twins could be the best news to put everyone's minds at ease.
Early October/ Mid January
After a but of a hiatus the Colbert Report was back! Why did it go on Hiatus…
"As you know recent events which I am officially dubbing the Magicing…" said Stephen Colbert who turned to a different camera and said "That's The Magicing, Trademark Stephen Colbert"
He face to the main camera again.
"Like many people I have gained the ability to use magic and the last few weeks I was learning the basics of magic. What kind of magic?" asked Stephen Colbert he then shot fire works from his hands, "Why fireworks magic of course! And there's nothing more American than that!"
He began to shoot fireworks all over the place while Stars and Stripes Forever began to play.
Then the Technical Difficulties title card popped up.
Once it was done, Stephen Colbert was signing some papers while a fire marshal look over his shoulder.
"Okay I was informed due to certain laws I can't use my magic without certain permits while indoors…" said Stephen Colbert.
The fire marshal walked off.
"Just because I'm a wizard now doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly leave the show to go on epic quests, I will continue doing this show." Said Stephen Colbert.
"Stephan!" yelled a voice.
The camera turned to a knight.
"Stephen Colbert! There's danger in the western lands! And only you! With your new fireworks magic can help us defeat the evil king!" said the knight.
"Really only me?" asked Stephan.
He turned to the camera.
"I can't! The people need me to spread the word!" said Stephen Colbert.
The knight sighed.
"Fine…" said the knight, "I shall find another wizard to defeat the evil king."
"Wait… we're in America? How can there be an evil king in the western lands?" asked Stephen Colbert.
"Uh! What's that over there!" said the knight.
The knight ran off.
Stephan Colbert Blinked then shrugged.
"Anyways speaking of looking at distractions… Mitt Romney…" said Stephen Colbert change the subject of the news switch the presidential election.
Early October/Mid-January
After nearby a month, the Lamia Scale Guild was finally officially open.
It had taken a bit longer than Fairy Tail due to various reasons (and trying to get a bridge up between the Gravity Falls Guild Hall and the main one).
Toby who while he had a job as the sports anchor now, still worked on the Gossiper, because no one else wanted to.
So of course Toby was intervening the members.
Jura of course was put in charge of the Gravity Falls s of course he was the first person he was interview.
"So Bodacious T, what do you want to know?" asked Jura.
"What did you call me?" asked Toby.
"Here's you drink Bodacious T." said Tambry who seemed to hate calling him that.
Toby blinked and seemed to start crying.
"Are you okay?" asked Jura.
"I'm fine…" cried Toby.
Robbie, Sherry and Toby Horhorta stood off to the side.
"So… should we tell him the reason why we're calling him that?" asked Toby Horhorta.
"Let him have it." Said Robbie with a shrug knowing how pathetic Toby was.
"He deserve love this once." Said Sherry.
Indeed the reason why they were calling him Bodacious T was very seem reason why Mabel started calling Wendy Marvell "Marvelous"… to differentiate between her and Wendy Corduroy.
And indeed eventually the rest of Gravity Falls would start calling Toby Horhorta "Dog Toby" because with the exception of Shandra, no one wanted to call Toby Determined "Bodacious T".
Mid- October/ Late January
Makarov was on the phone with someone.
"We've gotten into a situation not too long ago and she was a big help, so I do highly recommend her." Said Makarov, "Yes, if you do need resources from Earthland I'll be glad to help, even if you don't choose her, but I still do recommend choosing her."
Mirajane was watching him, that was when the twins enter the Guild Hall to see him on the phone.
Mirajane shushed them.
"All right, it was good talking to you." Said Makarov, "Good bye."
He hung up the phone and looked at Dipper and Mabel.
"So who were on the phone with." Said Mabel.
"Have you heard about the Hogwarts Project?" asked Makarov.
"Oh yeah! Didn't J. K. Rowling get magic?" asked Mabel.
Indeed J. K. Rowling did magic. Of course she knew what she had to do, make the magic she created in the Harry Potter world, real. But she couldn't do it alone. She decided to have other fans who gained magic help her. But of course with so many fans that gained magic only a select few would officially help.
"She did." Said Makarov, "And that was one of her people about someone who applied to join the project."
"Really? Who?" asked Dipper.
"Sue." Said Makarov, "Before she applied she asked if she could use me as a contact."
"Oh come on Dipper, you know how big of a fan she is." Said Mabel, "You should have known that."
"Yeah… I guess…" said Dipper blushing.
"You haven't become internet friends with her yet?" asked Mabel.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"We need to rectify this!" yelled Mabel.
"Come on… we don't know if things between her and dad have gotten serious yet…" said Dipper.
"Dipper." Sighed Mabel, "She's going to move in with dad soon."
Dipper blinked.
"Seriously?" asked Dipper.
Mabel nodded.
"I guess I should check in with her." Said Dipper.
Mid-October/Late January
Before moving to Gravity Falls, Dipper wasn't popular. Like at all. People teased him, people made fun of the weird things the went on around him sometime (IE: his telekinesis) and all sorts of things.
Transferring to Gravity Falls Middle School was serial.
Having spent the summer gaining town hero cred, training his body so he wasn't as weak as he used to be.
It was all very strange. Everyone wanted to be his friend.
"Yo! Dipper!" said one of the boys as Dipper walked over to his table.
"Hey Dipper!" said another.
His table saw Mabel, Marvelous (who decided to go to school even though she honestly didn't' have to anymore because of the bridge), Candy, Grenda and Pacifica.
"Hey Dipper what's wrong?" asked Mabel.
"We've been at school for a while and only just now starting to get to me." Said Dipper.
"What?" asked Mabel.
"That I'm popular." Said Dipper.
"It's starting to get to me too…" said Pacifica, "Well the opposite of you…"
"What do you mean?" asked Dipper.
"I'm not as popular as I used to be." Said Pacifica.
They noticed two of Pacifica's old lackeys giggling while pointing at them.
"Seriously?" asked Mabel.
"Honestly I can't believe they haven't realized it yet." Said Pacifica rolling her eyes.
"Realized what?" asked Candy.
"Look over there." Said Pacifica.
They noticed a group of other kids stare at the two girls.
And began to talk.
"They're not going to be very popular." Said Pacifica.
"Oh yeah, they didn't get magic after The Magicing." Said Mabel.
"So you're saying…" said dipper then he realized what Mabel had just said, "Wait did you say "The Magicing"?"
"Yeah… isn't that what's catching on?" asked Mabel.
"Just never mind." Said Dipper, "Anyway what you're saying is that we're…"
"We're not the most popular… but we're one of the popular cliques since we're all wizards." Said Pacifica.
"This is so weird." Said Grenda.
"I know…" said Candy.
"Just try not to et it get you heads." Said Pacifica.
Candy, Dipper and Grenda were all a bit nervous.
Marvelous was just confused as she was unaware of the things about school packing order.
Mid October/Late January
Dipper and Mabel were told to go the Earthland Guildhall where there was a surplice.
The thing about Fairy Tail we that it was very popular.
To the extent that when they reopened the Guild Hall after the Phantom War they opened a souvenir shop.
And they were now selling brand new figures.
Figures of them.
"No way!" said Mabel.
"This is so weird." Said Dipper.
"You can buy them separately or together." Said Max who was running the stand, "And that's not the coolest part of Mabel's figure."
Mabel discovered that her figurine's sweater popped off.
"You can buy all sorts of other sweaters for it along with armor once you get more." Said Max.
"That' cool." Said Mabel with her eyes sparking.
"So how popular these?" asked Dipper.
"Pretty popular." Answered Max, "Though not as popular at the most popular."
"Let me guess, it's Mira." Laughed Mabel.
"No it's actually the version of Lucy in a cloth swim suit." Answered Max.
The twins stared at Max.
"Yeah, that's not creepy at all." Said Dipper.
Later October/Early February
It was time for Halloween. While the twins were too old for Trick or Treating they did help out at the Guild Party.
Namely scare away the people who tried to play pranks…
Not much to say about this one.
Early November/ Mid February
A boy with blond hair stood outside of the Gravity Falls Fairy Tail Guild Hall.
Besides him a brown exceed wearing a vest.
"You think I should do this?" asked the boy.
"Oh yeah, if you want to fulfill your promise this is the best way to get stronger." Assured the Exceed.
The boy smiled and nodded and headed in.
"Excuse me." Said the boy.
"Oh hello there." Said Mirajane.
"I would like to join Fairy Tail." Said the boy.
"Wait are you from Earthland?" asked Mirajane.
"I am." Said the boy.
"And you want to join this branch?" asked Mirajane surprised.
"I do…" said the boy.
"I'm guessing you have a reason." Said Erza who was sitting at a table eating a whole cake.
"Whoa… is she eating a whole cake?" asked the Exceed.
"I'm eating for three." Said Erza.
"This our Brach Head, Erza Pines. She's in charge in case Master's away." Explained Mirajane.
Erza was also taking breaks from jobs due to her pregnancy starting to physically effecting her.
"So do you have a reason?" asked Erza.
"I do." Said the boy.
"What is it?" asked Erza.
Before the boy could answer, the strongest team entered.
"How did the job go?" asked Erza.
"It went great." Said Natsu.
"Good." Said Erza.
That was when everyone noticed the boy looking at Natsu.
"You're Salamander aren't' you?" asked the boy.
Natsu grinned, "That's right. I take it you're a fan?" asked Natsu.
"You couldn't defeat Acnologia." Said the boy somewhat smugly.
"What!" yelled Natsu.
"I mean you're a dragon slayer and you couldn't beat it." Said the boy.
"Hey do you know how tough he was, I had to combine my magic with Gajeel and Wendy, and we still couldn't kill it together." Said Natsu glaring at the kid.
The boy was surprised.
"Wait… seriously?" asked the boy who didn't know that fact.
"Okay… that's scary…" said the exceed.
"What did you come to make fun of me." Said Natsu.
"No, I'm joining Fairy Tail so I could beat you one day!" said the boy.
Natsu looked at the boy and smirked.
"I'd like to see you try." Said Natsu.
"Are you sure you want to join after." Said Erza with a smile.
"I am." Said the boy.
"So what's your magic. "said Lucy.
"White Dragon Slayer Magic." Said the boy.
Natsu's smile grew.
"So what's your name?" asked Natsu.
"Sting Eucliffe." Said the boy, "And this is Lector."
"Yo!" said the Exceed.
"I look forward to you trying to beat me." Said Natsu with a big grin.
"I can't belie it, a fourth dragon slayer." Said Gray.
"I know." Said Lucy.
"By the way Sting, there's a rule I'm implementing to those under the age of 16 and joining this branch." Said Erza.
"What is it?" asked Sting.
A few days later…
"All right we have a new student here today." Said the teacher at the middle school, "Please introduce yourself. "
"I'm Sting Eucliffe, I just moved here from Earthland to join Fairy Tail." Said Sting, "I use White Dragon Slayer magic."
"Does anyone have questions?" asked the teacher.
"Whist do you eat?" asked one of the students.
"I can eat anything curled white." Said Sting.
"Are you looking for your dragon parent you're looking for?" asked another student.
"No, I'm not looking for the dragon who taught me." Said Sting.
"Why?" asked another student.
"Because I killed him." said Sting.
The classroom became deathly quiet.
"Well that went well." Dipper said sarcastically as he was in the same class.
At lunch Sting, was figuring out if anything was eatable beyond the utensils (as they were white plastic).
"Hey how you're feeling." Dipper as her and the rest of the Fairy Tail wizards joined him.
"Okay, everyone keeps staring at me." Said Sting, "I'm used to it though."
"Did you really kill your dragon?" asked Marvelous.
"Is that really the first time you heard about it?" asked Sting.
Marvelous nodded.
"It was for my final test." Said Sting, "In order to compete training I had to kill him."
"At least he didn't abandoned you." Sighed Marvelous.
Sting flinched when she said that.
"Sorry…" said Sting.
"It's okay." Said Marvelous.
"By way, how do you think your exceed is handling you at school?" asked Mabel changing the subject to something lighter.
Meanwhile at the Guild Hall…
"I'm so bored!" complained Lector.
"Better get used to it." Said Carla reading a book, "Erza's extremely stubborn so I don't think she's going to change that rule anytime soon."
Early November/ Late February
Dipper, Ford and Old Man McGucket were in one of McGucket's many labs. After Ford managed to convince him to sell his invention to the government, and having bought the old Northwest Manor, the tow often helped out in his many labs.
"Wait you're using your magic to help build new robots?" asked Ford.
"I could have sworn I was telling you I was working on it." Said Old Man McGucket.
"No." answered Ford.
"Guess I forgot." Said Old Man McGucket who then laughed, "I'm also hired a little help when I need it."
"Really who?" asked Dipper.
That was when both Candy and Jenny (AKA: Candy's magic teacher) both entered the room.
"These girls are going opt be helping me." Said Old Man McGucket .
"And he age us permission to take over anything we want." Said Candy who had gotten quite the hang of Machina Soul.
"That's right! They're going to be a big help!" laughed Old Man McGucket.
"Grunkle Ford…" said Dipper.
"It's okay… I'm a little afraid myself." Sighed Ford.
Mid November/Early March
Mabel was knitting a blanket for the babies (well one of them, she had a couple more planned out) in the living room. Dipper was with Ford while Erza and Jellal were curled up together on the couch.
"I was thinking." Said Jellal, "I know last time you flipped a coin, but I was hoping if it's a boy and a girl. I could name the boy."
Erza blinked.
"I know just the name you want.' Said Erza with a smile.
Jellal smiled sadly.
"But if it's two girls what then?" asked Erza.
Jellal blinked.
"Uh…" said Jellal.
"I have an idea for the name if that's the case. There's a feminine version of that name after all." Said Erza.
Jellal laughed, "Oh yeah, I forgot." He said.
Mabel laughed at her mom and stepfather.
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Mabel had just introduce everyone to Dippy Fresh.
But Erza set him on fire.
"Mom! Why did you do that." Said Mabel.
"You think it's a good idea to replace your family. Then I'm going to replace you!" yelled Erza.
"What?" asked Mabel.
"I'm pregnant! And if it's a girl! I'm going name her Mabel. "said Erza.
"What?" asked Mabel in shock.
"It's true! I'm replacing you." Said Erza, "After all you did break the rift."
"How did you know about that?" asked Mabel.
"I'm your mom I know everything." Said Erza.
She left and everyone else joined her.
"Wait! No don't leave me!" cried Mabel, "I'm sorry!"
When she cried that out she found herself in her bedroom.
It was a nightmare, she had been getting them at least once a week for the past couple months.
And once a week was if she was lucky.
She snuggle up with Waddles and cried.
Thankfully her next dreams were far more kinder…
Mid November/Early March:
Sting and Lector were at the Request Board.
"What would be a good job." Said sting.
"Hey Sting? Want to go on a job together?" asked Grenda.
Sting blinked, he had spoken to Grenda at school a lot of times.
Mostly because of the fact that she was taken under Natsu's wing.
"Sure why not." Said Sting with a shrug, "Do you know which job would be good and Erza would allow us."
"This one should be done with a team." Said Grenda.
She held out that was one about "Sending a message to the Gnomes"
"The client wants us to beat up the gnomes to get them to stop rummaging through their garden." Said Grenda.
"Seriously?" asked Sting.
"That sounds like nothing." Said Lector.
"But if you want to go on such an easy job that seems to pay well fine." Said Sting.
Sometime later…
The two were being swarmed by Gnomes.
Grenda surrounded her fists by fire using her own magic and punched them.
"Sting behind you!" yelled Grenda.
Sting turned around used "White Dragon Roar!" and blasted them with a white light attack.
"Thanks." Said Sting.
"We surrender!" called out Jeff, "We surrender!"
"Are you going stop stealing the vegetables from that garden." Said Grenda.
"Which Garden?" asked Jeff, "Steal a lot from the vegetable gardens."
After hammering out the details, the three headed to where their client lived.
"That was weird." Sighed Sting.
"Well you better get used to it." Said Grenda.
The dragon slayer and exceed shrugged.
Mid November/ Mid March
Jet and Droy recently gotten cell phones, it helped that with contact between Earth and Earthland going on it was a good idea.
"I'm glad you two are getting used to earth since you decided to live here." Said Levy.
"Of course." Said Jet.
"Although I can't get the nag of fast food." Said Droy, "That stuff is so gross."
"You don't have to eat it." Pointed out Levy.
"She's got a point your know." said Jet.
"yeah." Said Droy.
Remember this little conversation… because it will eventually get funnier.
Thanksgiving/Mid March
The Earth branch of the Guild decided to celebrate Thanksgiving. After all there was a lot to be thankful for this past year.
"I can't believe there's a earth holiday just desiccated to eating!" said Natsu.
"It's just American." Said Erza.
"Whatever! Let's eat." Said Natsu.
"Has dinner started?" asked Makarov entering the Earth Guild Hall.
"Not yet. The turkey isn't ready yet." Said Erza, "And I'm glad you could make it."
"Of course. I wouldn't miss a holiday that's about eating." Said Makarov with a grin that seemed to mean he was trolling her.
Erza however just face palmed unsure which it was.
Ford and Stan were there as well.
"In my travels I haven't had a good thanksgiving meal." Said Ford.
"I've been invited to Soos' house for the past ten years." Said Stan.
"Really?" asked Ford.
"Yeah, that's why they're not here." Said Stan.
Ford nodded.
They all sat down.
"All right I want everyone to say what…" said Erza she looked at and saw almost everyone chowing down.
"You tried." Said Jellal assuring his wife.
That was when she got hungry. She looked down at her swollen belly.
"Really?" asked Erza to her unborn twins.
And so somewhat ironically Erza ate a good chunk of the food that was made.
Late that Night… (technically another snippet)
The strongest team, the Thunder Legion, Team Shadow Gear, Gajeel and Panther Lily were all lined up while a mall security guard drilled them.
"You think this will be just a normal day where everyone one is shopping! You think you can just make sure that everything is find?" asked the mall guard, "Well you're wrong… there's a reason why I hired wizards for a reason…"
"Do we really need to get drilled like this, I mean come in it's just shoppers." Said Gajeel.
"Yeah there's nothing to be that scared about." Said Natsu.
"You will be…" said the Mall guard.
When the mall opened the hired wizards all stood to hear everyone in properly.
That was when they were all trampled by the people wanting cheap TVs and such.
Gajeel and Natsu quickly recovered.
"Okay! Everyone calm down!" yelled Natsu.
"SHUT UP! I WANTS MY TV!" yelled someone who held out their hand and shoot a giant laser at Natsu.
The next morning.
Marvelous was healing everyone who were a part of that failed job.
"I warned you." Sighed Erza.
"We thought you were joking!" said Natsu.
"I wasn't." said Erza face palming.
Early December/ Late March
It was the first snow fall for Gravity Falls, so jobs beyond doing house hold chore over took the more fanatical jobs (though they could easily go to Earthland for the more fantastical jobs if they wanted).
However the younger group decided opt have some fun in the snow.
"Oh man we haven't had snow since…" said Mabel.
"Nope! That never happened." Said Dipper.
"What?" asked Sting.
"The time me and Dipper had a…" said Mabel.
"That didn't happen…" said Dipper.
"Bit it's in my scrap book." Said Mabel.
"Nope didn't happened." Said Dipper.
"What are they talking about." Said Sting.
"Its really weird, even by Gravity Falls standards." Said Marvelous.
"Whoa…" said Sting having gotten used to the strange town by this point.
Mid December/ Early April
The strongest team were looking at jobs in Earthland.
"Whoa! I thought you were doing jobs in Gravity Falls." Said a member named Nab.
He was well known for just hanging around the request board and never taking a job. Because he was looking for one that would be perfect for him.
"We just decided to do jobs here." Said Gray.
"The reason is because women keep stealing his clothes so that they could watching him do stuff in the snow with in his underwear." Natsu whispered to Nab who started laughing.
"Hey!" yelled Gray.
"So did you buy new clothes." Said Nab.
"We hired someone else to find my clothes." Said Gray.
"She didn't want to take the money but Erza made her so it wouldn't be creepy." Sighed Lucy.
Nab didn't ask who, because everyone would know who it was.
Meanwhile in Gravity Falls a woman looked at the pile of clothes that she stole from Gray (well more like found all over the place)
"Why is Gray doing jobs?" asked the woman.
That was when her doorbell rang.
She looked through the peephole and paled.
"I know you have darling Gray's clothes!" yelled Juvia on the other side.
"Oh crap…" said the woman.
Christmas/ Mid April
It was once again Christmas, this time for Gravity Falls. Not much to say this time.
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It was Dipper's trial. He had to figure out a defenses against what Xyler and Craz just did.
Erza was about to say something. However Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein immediately said.
"Guilty!"
"but I haven't even mounted my defense!" said Dipper.
"I was planning to testify." Said Erza.
"Sorry but I already made my decision." Said Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein.
Dipper was taken away, while the group in the audience couldn't even look at Mabel.
"Mabel… I'm not coming back…" said Erza, "I have to face Bill…. I'm… I'm… You know what you don't deserve to know."
Erza left with everyone else following Dipper.
Mabel didn't know how to react. She left the courthouse. And realized it just seemed wrong.
She called Waddles and decided to leave the bubble. Once it popped she deicide dot look her family. However she heard Bill laughing.
She found him, hovering over the bodies of Erza, Jellal, Dipper, Soos, Wendy and Laxus. Bill was holding two little lights in his hand.
"Oh Shooting Star! You're here too!" laughed Bill, "I'll give you three choices: Go back in the bubble, join your family or join your two little siblings."
"What…" said Mabel, "Little siblings?"
She looked at the little lights and was sick to her stomach.
"No… no…" she cried.
That was when she woke up. And realized it was another nightmare. Waddles had gotten used opt this the last few months and conformed Mabel as she cried.
New Years/Mid April
It was new years! And now 2013! Which would be a good-ish year. But only for a particular writer (seriously… a dryer fire AND a trip to Japan).
It was going to be an interesting year for Fairy Tail…
Early January/Late April
It was another episode of the Colbert Report. This time discussing some news.
"With President Obama's second term coming up, so begin the formation of the Department of Magical Affairs. Along with dealing with Earthland's Magic Council.." said Stephen Colbert, "Now I hasn't heard much of the Magic Council, but from what I heard their a bunch of old Farts who needs to get their sticks out of their asses…"
There was an awkward silence and turns to a different camera.
"And if the venerable Magic Council is watching me for some reason. Just ignore that, I don't think that about you. Fairy Tail is a menace that needs to be stopped and they can't get away with anything!" Said Stephen Colbert who then turned to a different camera, "And if members of the Strongest guild in Fore are watching ignore that… you guys are awesome! And I was just saying that in case the council got angry with me."
He then turned to main camera.
"Also it will deal with all sorts of other Wizarding matters. The big one being the establishment of America's Guild System. While word is that are Guild Branches in a small town in Oregon of some of the Earthland Guilds, no official Guild has yet to open in the United States." Said Stephen Colbert, "Which I plan to change! I officially announce the founding of the Magic Guild Truthiness Eagle!"
The audience roared with a applause.
After all a lot of people were expecting something like that considering all of the other stuff he had done.
"We will fight for Truthiness, Justice and the American Way while also doing jobs normal people can't do, or jobs that people don't want to drive all the way for home deport and hire Mexicans to do." Said Stephen Colbert, "Now the Guild System hasn't been officially set up yet, but when it does you know I will Establish Truthiness Eagle as an official American Guild. Once the guide lines and other things comes out and I will report on it as it comes out."
Mid January/Late April
Dipper had realized something about Sting's powers but had yet to talk to him about it, due to Dipper's busy schedule.
Thankfully he had Sunday off from his apprenticeship, so he can finally talk about to him.
"Hey Sting." Said Dipper, "I was wondering something about your powers?"
"What?" asked Sting who wasn't n the mood for Dipper analyzing of his magic.
"You get magic from white things. Right?" asked Dipper.
"Yeah." Said Sting.
"Does that mean you can get magic from eating white food?" asked Dipper.
Sting was about to say something but then realized.
"Wait… I never realized it." Said Sting.
Looked at Dipper who looked like he wanted to see what gave him magic.
"Fine…" sighed Sting.
Sometime later they tested out a vanilla milkshake (it worked), white meat chicken (somewhat since it didn't' give that much a boost) and spoonful of sugar (it worked)
That was when Mabel found what was going on.
"Wait you're trying to see if he can't get power from food?" asked Mabel, "Oh I have a bunch of suggestions!"
Sting and Dipper looked at each other scared.
"She's going to take over isn't she?" asked Sting.
"I think so." Said Dipper.
And so Mabel had a giant list from such foods like dairy precuts to ones they didn't even think of.
"What's a white pizza?" asked Sting.
"It's a type of pizza with white garlic cheese sauce." Explained Mabel.
"Oh yeah, I didn't even think of it." Said Dipper.
Sting learned of lot of foods could give him a magic boost and decided to brig either a bar of white chocolate or a white cheese sandwich whenever he went of a job.
Late January/Early May
Erza was reading a book at a table, when Bisca and Mabel approached her.
"Hey Erza there's something I need to talk to you about." Said Bisca.
"What?" asked Erza.
Mabel placed a book on the table.
It was a notebook filled with wedding plans.
Bisca had hired Mabel as the wedding planner as her plans for herm other's wedding were so good.
"You're finally discussing wedding plans?" asked Erza.
Bisca nodded. She and Alzack had officially gotten engaged after Erza and Jellal's wedding.
"We're planning for few months." Said Bisca, "And I want you be my maid of honor."
"OF course!" said Erza.
"Don't worry I was planned for it after you give birth." Said Bisca.
"Thank you." Said Erza.
"By the way, I was wondering did you ever find out the Genders?" asked Bisca.
"We decided for it to be a surprise." Said Erza.
"Yeah, it's been hard choosing which color to knit." Said Mabel.
Bisca laughed.
Late January/ Early May
Dipper and Ford were working on a project in the basement. When they heard a noise coming from upstairs.
Both of them had a bad feeling and they went upstairs.
They found Stan holding a barrel filled with pug puppies.
"Stanley…" said Ford, "Are you still Pug Trafficking?"
"Look over there!" yelled Stan who ran with the barrel of pugs.
"Should we be worried?" asked Dipper.
Ford just face palmed.
"I'm calling your mother." Said Ford face palming.
"Why?" asked Dipper.
"I have to get some insight from her." Said Ford.
Not too long later Ford was on the phone with Erza.
"You only just noticed the illegal things now?" asked Erza, "Durring the winter is when he pulls most of his scams."
"What should I do?" asked Ford.
"I gave up trying to stop him a long time ago, just wait until spring and it slow down." Said Erza.
Ford just messaged a headache.
He did love his brother but he really should have expected something like this.
Valentines Day/Late May
Of course Valentines Day would be a big deal. All of them finding Valentines and since they were middle school a lot of them would be getting things from people wanting girlfriend or boyfriends.
Of course the Fairy Tail clique (as they were now known as) talked about it. There was also a dance that night.
"I gotten a few." Said Candy, "It's so strange."
"You going with any of them?" asked Mabel.
"Actually I'm going with both Candy and Wendy as a group." Sid Sting with a shrug.
""We've all been getting them and both me and Sting aren't very comfortable with him." said Marvelous blushing.
"And if a cute boy asks me to dance I could leave the two alone." Said Candy adjusting her glasses.
"I haven't gotten anyone asking me this year." Said Pacifica, "Now that I'm not rich any more everything stopped."
"Even if you're a wizard?" asked Mabel.
"A lot of people are thinking lowly of Celestial Spirit magic since we just summon spirits." Said Pacifica.
"So you don't have a date?" asked Mabel.
"I'm taking Pacifica as a friend." Said Dipper.
"Oh…" said Mabel with a sneaky smile.
"I acutely got permission to bring a date form outside of school." Said Grenda.
"Marius is able to make it?" asked Pacifica.
"Oh yeah!" said Grenda.
"Wait… does Mabel have a date?" asked Dipper, "You haven't said anything."
"I got permission to get a boy from out school at the same time as Grenda." Said Mabel.
"And you didn't tell me?" asked Dipper.
"Because I'm afraid on how you'd react." Said Mabel.
"Who you're going with?" asked Pacifica as it as the first time hearing about it as well.
"Eve." Said Mabel.
"Seriously?" asked Dipper.
"We already talked about with mom." Said Mabel, "And she's okay."
"Isn't he a playboy." Said Pacifica.
"It's fine, if he won't try anything because he's a gentleman." Said Mabel.
"Fine…" sighed Dipper.
That Valentines Dance would lead to two important things one would be a "Will they or won't they" situation between Dipper and Pacifica that would for a long time.
And the other would be an on again, off again relationship between Mabel and Eve that would last even longer…
Late February/Early June
It was time for Erza's baby shower. As she had given way or sold Dipper and Mabel's baby things through out the year she needed new stuff.
They had gotten all sorts of new stuff such as clothes, diapers, other things.
The best one hands down was Laki and Soos had actually teamed up (due to having similar magic and a shared interest in building things) to build two cribs.
However most of the people form Earthland who were guests were lazy having gotten used to well…
Something that wasn't on Earthland until recently.
"Okay! Who gave me this 20 dollar gift card?" asked Erza messaging a headache.
Macao lifted his hand rather weakly.
"In my defense, I'm a single dad with custody and didn't have time." Said Macao.
"Okay…" sighed Erza.
She opened another gift card.
"Who gave me this 100 dollar gift card?" asked Erza.
Natsu raised his hand almost proudly.
"Seriously Natsu?" asked Erza.
"I didn't know what to get." Said Natsu.
Erza sighed messaged her headache.
"Man that was lazy." Said Stan.
"Oh what did you get?" asked Natsu.
"Cheap diapers." Said Stan.
"Boring." Said Natsu.
Early March/ Mid June
Dipper and Mabel were doing a job together. However it went wrong, not horribly wrong, but they were currently cornered by a hydra.
It had nothing to with the job they took, it was just a case of bad luck.
"What are we going to do?" asked Mabel.
"I don't know yet…" said Dipper.
"I mean we can't chop off it's heads." Said Mabel.
"Wait you know about that?" asked Dipper who then remembered the Disney movie, "Wait, never mind…"
"Wait doe fire effect it?" asked Mabel.
"Yeah it does." Said Dipper.
"Then I have the perfect idea!" said Mabel, "It will be sure to work!"
Sometime later…
"What were you thinking!" yelled Erza.
"A hydra attacked us." Said Dipper trying to come up with a good response.
"Did you check your cell phones and see if they were working?" asked Erza.
Neither one answered.
"So you thought that starting a giant fire would fix stop it?" asked Erza.
"Though to be fair…" said Mabel.
Erza glared at her.
"Do you know how many forest fires Natsu has caused, negative three." Said Erza.
"How is that possible?" asked Dipper knowing the reason but using the question to stall.
"He's eaten three forest fire before they went out of control." Answered Erza, "I've been making sure he hasn't caused too much trouble."
Both Dipper and Mabel flinched.
Erza felt the baby twins move around and sighed, touching her swollen stomach.
"I'm in no condition to punish you right now. So I asked Master to do so." Said Erza.
Makarov entered the room with a box.
Dipper and Mabel began to get scared.
Erza sighed and made her way to the bar.
Thankfully, Mirajane already had the food ready for her.
"Okay both of you get these into these!" she heard Makarov say.
"It had to be done." Said Mirajane.
"I know…" sighed Erza.
"Wait shouldn't Mabel get the maid costume?" asked Dipper.
"No. you have to wear the maid costume" she heard Makarov say, "She gets the lobster costume."
"It's rare whenever I see you punish them though." Said Mirajane.
"I took away their sword and hamster ball and didn't' allow them to do jobs when they brainwashed Stan." Said Erza.
"Okay, which ones are your good arm?" she heard Makarov say.
"Actually both." Said Dipper, "I'm ambidextrous."
"Oh I didn't know that." Said Makarov, "So I'm tying both arms then…"
"What?" said Dipper.
"But you did go easy on them." Said Mirajane.
"I couldn't because of Jellal." Said Erza.
"You know what, I think I should tie both of Mabel's arms just to be fair." She heard Makarov say.
"Oh come on." Yelled Mabel.
"Wait did you ever punish Mabel for the thing with the Sock Opera?" asked Bickslow joining the conversation.
Considering the entire mess was caused by Mabel promising to help Dipper and breaking her promise.
"It was so exhausting that day I don't think I did." Said Erza, "Especially after all the problems Dipper caused with that video game guy..."
"Video game guy?" asked Bickslow.
"Okay now you two have figure out how to get this to stop moving with only your legs." They heard Makarov say.
"What!" they heard Mabel yell.
"Why is that cactus moving!" yelled Dipper.
"Should I push her now?" asked Erza.
"No…" said Mirajane.
"They're being punished by master, I'm pretty sure that covers that and EVERYTHING that they did behind your back for quite a while." Said Bickslow.
"How are we supposed to that?" asked Dipper.
It sounded like Mabel was kicking it while repeating "Ow, ow, ow…"
"Good point." Said Erza.
They heard a strange bursting sound and screaming.
"Why is it filled with spiders!" they heard Mabel cry out.
"Okay I did not know it was filled with spiders." Admitted Makarov, "Your new punishment is to stop all these spider with your hands behind your back."
"Oh come!" they heard yell.
"Just look away." Said Bickslow.
"I know…" said Erza.
Mid March/Late June
It was just a normal day at school, it was testing time in a math class share d by Dipper, Candy, Mabel and Sting.
Sting was having a hard time due to not going to school, Mabel was just doing whatever, Candy and Dipper were having an easy time.
That was when the wall crumbled suddenly and someone wearing a hashish outfit came through the hole.
"I heard you kids are having a test today! Well no more!" said the man who was wearing the outfit.
"What are you doing?" asked the teacher.
"I am the Test Freer! I am going school to school decoying tests!" said the man, "I have gained Magic from the Magicing and I decided to do this for my life."
"Why are people using that name?" asked Dipper.
"It's funny." Said Mabel.
"Now I will make sure you won't be able opt take those tests!" laughed the Test Freer.
The teacher sighed.
"Okay! Natsu, Mabel, Candy and Sting. If you're able to beat him I'll pass you on the test." Said the teacher.
"Fine by me." Said Sting with a smirk.
"All right!" said Mabel.
"I wasn't having a hard time." Said Candy.
"Me neither." Said Dipper.
"Fine you two get extra credit." Said the teacher, "Just fight him."
"Oh what can you kids do?" asked the Test Freer.
"Take Over: Arm Cannon!" called out Candy turned her arm into a cannon.
"Requip!" called out Mabel requipping her fire/ice sword (having switched up from a bat a while ago).
"White Dragon Roar!"
"Solid Script Thunder!"
At the same time those two attacks hit Mabel and Candy launched their attacks.
"Crap…" said the Test Freer realizing he was dealing with some powerful wizards.
The attack hit knocking the poor guy.
"I can't belie this is the first self made super villain we fought." Said Candy.
"I know right." Said Mabel.
"Expect for the four that did stopped him counties the tests." Said the teacher.
"Oh…" groaned the rest of the class.
Mid March/ Late June
In Piedmont it was as rather lazy day.
"Accio Flower!" said Sue pointing at a small flower at the table. It flew towards her.
"How are the tests going?" asked Alec.
"Fine! My idea of Lacrima based wands are working like a charm." Said Sue she then smiled.
It took a minute but Alec finally got it.
"Oh yeah… they're called Charms." Said Alec.
"Yep!" said Sue.
"Anyways… there's a couple questions I wanted to ask." Said Alec.
"Yeah?" asked Sue blushing.
"You know… this house is too big for both of us." Said Alec, "I was thinking of turning this place into a foster home for children with magic."
After the Magicing many children were banded by the parents who hated magic for one reason or another, and it was hard finding homes for them.
"Oh that's a wonderful idea." Said Sue trying to hide her slight disappointment that it wasn't the question she was hoping for.
"So many people are just abandoning their children…" said Alec, "I made that mistake with Dipper and Mabel… granted they have Erza. But still I want to them a home…"
"You want to make up for your mistakes." Said Sue.
"Yeah." Said Alec, "I've been toying with that idea for a while and I wanted to see what you thought."
"Come on I'm a Harry Potter fan girl who's part of the Hogwarts project. You think I's say it's a bad idea." Said Sue.
Alec laughed.
"You're right." He said, "Also my other question."
He took a ring from his pocket.
"Susan Peterson, will you marry me?" asked Alec.
Sue began to cry ad kissed him.
"Is that a yes." Said Alec.
"Of course it's a yes!" said Sue.
Late March/Early July
A brand new event, called the Grand Magic had been announced. A set of games between all of the Guilds.
Needless to say Makarov was doing it.
The prize money also helped.
He had to choose who would participate and it could be a five-person team.
However the members must be Fiore citizens to part pate, so the only two born on earth who couple participate were Dipper and Mabel (they were granted citizenship due to Erza being their mother)
Though they wouldn't parapet in this set of games (future games on the other hand…)
So even those who both on Earth gathered to hear the announcement.
"All right! So our team for the Grand Magic Games are as such, Natsu Dragneel…" said Makarov.
"All right! Now I'm all fired up!" cheered Natsu.
"Gray Fullbuster…" said Makarov.
Gray smirked.
"Lucy Heartfilia." Said Makarov.
"What really?" asked Lucy surprised.
"Gajeel Redfox…" said Makarov.
Gajeel gave big grin while Levy congratulated him.
"And finally Mirajane Strauss." Said Makarov.
"I'll do my best." Said Mirajane with a big smile.
"Isn't that a little unfair having members how live on Earth do this?" asked one of the other members.
"Word is Blue Pegasus and Lamia Scale are doing the same." Said a different member.
"Oh, okay never mind…" said the first member.
Early April/Early July
It was the final event of the Grand Magic Games.
In the Fairy Tail cheering section they were watching the fight with Natsu against a guy from some guild they couldn't remember.
The guy used water magic.
"I will squash out your flames no matter what!" yelled the guy.
"You think you can?" asked Natsu.
In cheering section (namely the area where the younger members and Exceed were sitting). They were talking about this.
"You think that guy can really put out Natsu's flames?" asked Mabel.
"Please, that guy's clearly weak and is just saying that." Said Lector.
"Lector's right." Said Sting with a shrug,.
"Go NATSU!" cheered Happy.
In the area, Natsu gave a smile and ended up one-shot-ing the guy with a single punch.
The crowd went wild.
Natsu raised his hand in the air.
"It's amazing!" called out the announcer, "With that Fairy Tail won the first ever Grand Magic Games!"
Else where in Fiore (as the Games were beings won all over the country via Lacrima) a black haired boy looked at the screen, namely a celebrating Gajeel along with the rest of the team.
"Is everything okay?" asked a green exceed wearing a pink frog costume.
"It's fine…" said the boy, "thinking maybe I was wring…"
April 10th/Mid-July
The Black Haired Boy with the Green Exceed arrived at the guild.
The strongest team noticed them as they were eating lunch with Erza.
"When are you going to burst Erza?" asked Happy.
"It doesn't work like that." Said Erza, "And soon."
She then cringed from some pain.
"You okay?" asked Lucy.
"Just a cramp." Said Erza.
That was when they noticed the boy and the Exceed.
"Oh hey." Said Natsu.
"This is Fairy Tail, right?" asked the boy.
"Are you interested in joining?" asked Erza getting up.
The boy stared at her.
"Wow she sure is fat." Said the Exceed.
"You're lucky you're so cute." Said Erza glaring at the exceed.
She then cringed from the cramps.
"I'm the head of the branch." Said Erza.
"I'm still considering." Said the boy.
That was when Gajeel, Panther Lily and a battered Gideon entered the Guild Hall.
"Fine, but Gideon couldn't handle it." Said Gajeel.
"So many teeth." Said Gideon.
"Did you ban him from using telekinesis again?" asked Erza.
"Maybe…" said Gajeel.
Erza glared at Gajeel.
Gajeel had taken to occasionally ban Gideon from using his telekinesis to toughen him up.
Erza was against it because usually Gideon got hurt.
That was when Gajeel noticed the boy and smirked.
"Well look who's here." Said Gajeel.
"You know him?" asked Lucy.
"He was a fan back when I was in Phantom Lord." Said Gajeel, "I thought you hated Fairy Tail."
"I was wrong about Fairy Tail." Said the boy, "I saw that when I watch you in the Grand Magic Games."
"So you're thinking of joining Fairy Tail?" asked Gajeel.
"When I'm older." Said the boy.
"Why?" asked Natsu.
"What?" asked the boy.
"Pig boy here is a couple years younger than you." Said Gajeel patting Gideon on the shoulder.
"Ow…" said Gideon.
"I'm calling Wendy." Said Mirajane at the bar knowing it was one of those times.
"There's quite a few member of the guild that are your age too." Said Erza, "Including my children."
As it happened Dipper and Mabel walked in.
"We're back." Said Dipper.
"Hey!" said Gray.
"Cause any forest fires?" asked Natsu.
"Seriously?" asked Dipper.
"Come on you know it's bad when you guys cause a forest fire and yet Natsu hasn't done one yet." Said Happy.
"You're not going to let this go are you?" asked Dipper."
"Nope." Answered Happy and Natsu at the same time.
"You guys are members of the guild?" asked the boy.
"oh yeah!" said Mabel, "I take it you want to join."
"Phantom Lord didn't allow kids in." said Gajeel, "So that's probably why he's unsure."
Dipper and Mabel looked at Gajeel confused.
"Fan of mind back when I was with them." He cleared up.
"Oh okay." Said Mabel.
"Makes sense." Said Dipper.
"It's up you if you want to join." Said Erza who then screamed in pain.
"Mom are you okay." Said Mable becoming concerned.
"Just have cramps all day I'm fine." Said Erza.
That was when water came out from under her skirt.
"Mom… I think your water just broke." Said Dipper.
"I'm calling an ambulance." Said Lucy.
"I'm calling Jellal." Said Dipper.
"I'm calling Grunkle Stan." Said Mabel.
The boy stared at them, while Natsu and Gray helped Erza.
The boy just stood there unsure how to respond.
"Is she going to pop?" asked the Green Exceed.
"So Ryos." Said Gajeel with a smirk, "How that for a first impression?"
The boy named Ryos didn't respond. After all having the guild branch head go into labor is not a normal thing.
Thankfully Jellal was able to get there quickly make before the ambulance showed up.
Thankfully they made it in time to the hospital and she was able to give birth in a hospital room.
Jellal of course was with her.
However Erza was worried, after all the last time she gave birth resulted in nearly losing her son, what if she lost one of her children again.
"It's going to be fine." Said Jellal, "It's not going to happen again.
"Okay Erza it's time to push." Said the doctor.
Erza did so.
In the wait room. Everyone who was at the Guild Hall had left to join Erza at the hospital (leaving a helpful sign "At the Hospital").
Alzack and Bisca were also there as they got back to the Guild Hall as Erza was putting up the sign.
"Any news?" asked Levy as Team Shadow Gear arrived.
"Not yet." Said Gajeel.
"Erza's probably freaking out though." Said Stan as the mystery shack crew was already there, "After what happened with Dipper."
"What happened with Dipper?" asked Wendy.
"Uh… nothing." Said Dipper who didn't want Wendy to know about that.
"I'm sure it will be fine this time." Said Mabel.
"Uh… I was wondering what with the new exceed and kid?" asked Soos.
Indeed Ryos and Forsch (the Exceed) had followed them to the hospital.
"A kid who's interested in joining." Said Natsu.
"I think he's going to win for most interesting first impression." Said Mabel.
"I don't know…" said Gideon.
"you were the enemy of the guild. Been there done that." Said Gajeel.
Gideon remember that was why he was the court ordered mentor.
Inside of Erza's room.
"You're doing good Erza, keep going! Keep going…" said the Doctor.
That was when a cry filled the air.
"It's a girl!" said the doctor.
The nurse cleaned up the baby girl and other things then gave her to father. The baby had little whips of her mother's scarlet red hair.
"She's beautiful." Said Jellal looking at his little daughter.
Erza however had to continue pushing the other baby.
After several more minutes, Erza continued pushing out the other baby.
She heard the cries of her fourth child followed by the doctor yelping.
That was when she heard a sentence from the first time she gave birth.
And thankfully it wasn't the sentence she was worried about…
"Ow…" said the doctor, "It's a girl! And she punched me!"
The baby was cleaned off and given to Erza.
Erza held her youngest child in her arms. She noticed the little tuffs of blue hair sticking out.
"Looks like you and Dipper are outnumbered." Joked Erza.
"Yeah." Said Jellal blushing.
Jellal handed Erza their older daughter and told everyone in the waiting the room the news.
"Both Erza and the babies are fine." Said Jellal.
No one was worried.
"Both are girls!" said Jellal proudly.
There were a few teasing to Dipper being the only boy in the family.
So of course family got to visit Erza first (and alone let the new family celebrate before everyone else came in to say hi).
Stan was holding both girls and looked like Ford wanted to hold one. But much like the first time, he had fallen in love.
"Stanley I'm not having another old man fight over holding them. Let Ford hold one." Said Erza.
'Fine." Said Stan giving Ford the red head.
"So have Yo chosen names?" asked Mabel wanting to know the names of her new little sisters.
"Yes." Said Erza.
"Let me guess you decided to pick the names of who shared the hair color."
"Yes." Said Erza, "But only because we decided on it if it was two boy or two girls."
"Erza would name the one that was first born if they were both girls and I would name the first one if they were both boys."
"so what her name?" asked Dipper.
"Millianna." Said Erza.
OF course they shouldn't be surprised that she named her after a friends as that seemed to be Erza's trend for names.
"I'm going to call her Millie." Said Mabel peaking over Ford's shoulder to little Millianna (and the name Millie would catch one to everyone else).
"About this little one?" asked Stan.
That was when the blue haired baby began to suck on his nose.
"Simone." Said Jellal.
"Simone?" asked Ford.
Everyone else understood why.
"It's better not to ask." Whispered Mabel, "It's completed."
Ford blinked and realized it was a touchy subject that they didn't want to talk about.
And those that knew why the name were chosen realized that it was probably because they realized there was a very good chance they weren't going to have any more kids.
"SO I guess we're both the little ones Grunkles?" laughed Stan.
"You're not their Grunkle." Said Erza.
"What?" asked Stan shocked.
"I want you to be their grandpa." Said Erza with a smile.
"Really?" asked Stan trying not to cry.
"Are you crying?" asked Dipper.
"No… it's just that the nose sucking is getting old." Said Stan.
He decided to try to pawn her off to Dipper but then Simone gave off a high-pitched whine when he did so. So he countered to hold her while she continued opt suck on his nose.
"Oh someone loves their Grandpa Stan." Said Mabel.
"Or she just likes sucking on my nose." Said Stan.
Mabel and Dipper both got a chance at holding Millianna, but it took Simone fall asleep to finally pry her away from Stan.
Of course they let everyone take turns vesting her and the babies.
Gajeel was low on the list due to not being that close to Erza.
But he did use that time to talk to Ryos.
"So Fairy Tail is like a big family?" asked Ryos watching as everyone talked.
"Yeah, we are." Said Gajeel with a shrug.
"Is that why everyone is so strong?" asked Ryos.
"Who knows." Laughed Gajeel, "Sounds like you made a decision."
Ryos nodded.
"I wonder what would have happened if today wasn't the day you decided to check out the Guild." Said Gajeel.
Ryos didn't answer, because it was weird, of all days he came to check out the guild it was the day that Erza gave birth showing him the type of Guild Fairy Tail was.
Weird…
Mid April/Late July
After leaving the hospital. Many people who weren't able to make the birth whether they weren't told or weren't able to make it for one reason or another. People came to vest the Pines.
Ultear and Meredy were among the first along with news.
"An independent Guild?" asked Jellal.
"Yes. In order to eliminate as many Dark Guild as possible." Said Ultear as she held Millie.
"Can't you just join a legal guild?" asked Dipper.
"There's too many limitations." Said Ultear.
"We can eliminate as many guild without the magic Councils approval." Said Meredy.
Jellal looked the two.
He was about to say something.
"No…" said Ultear.
"What." Said Jellal.
"We're not going to accept you." Said Ultear.
"Why." Said Jellal.
That was when Simone started to cry.
"Oh someone needs a diaper change!" cooed Mabel, "Maybe your daddy will do the job."
Mabel handed Simone to Jellal.
Jellal looked at his crying daughter and quickly realized the reason.
"Seriously I'm not letting you abandon your wife and children so you can atone for your sins." Said Ultear.
Simone started sucking on her father's nose which calmed her down somewhat.
"So you two are going to travel Earthland busting Dark Guilds?" asked Mabel.
"Yeah." Said Meredy.
"But don't worry, if Fairy Tail needs us for whatever reason we'll be there." Said Ultear.
Ultear would regret this exact wording when later that year a certain movie made a certain magic extremely popular with young girls.
Mid April/ Late July
Erza had decided to bring Millie and Simone to the guildhall. and on that day Ichiya (having heard they were there) decided to pay a visit to meet the little ones.
"Would you mind if I hold one of the babies." Said Ichiya.
"You can hold Simone." Said Erza, "She might like your nose."
Ichiya looked at Erza.
"She likes sucking people's noses." Said Erza, "She loves Stan and Ford's noses the best."
She gave Ichiya the baby.
"All right careful." Said Erza.
"Oh aren't you a little honey." Said Ichiya.
That was when Simone let loose a very loud wail.
Mirajane walked over and took Simone from him.
Erza sighed and picked up Millie.
"Millie only cries if she needs something." Said Erza, "So I doubt the same thing will happen."
She gave Millie to Ichiya.
"Oh you have your mother's hair." Said Ichiya.
That was when Millie let loose a wail that rivaled her twins sister's.
"That's the loudest I ever heard her cry…" said Erza.
Nearby Team Shadow Gear watched this.
"Wasn't Mabel's first instinct to whack him with a golf club?" asked Droy.
"It was…" sighed Levy.
"You think…" said Jet.
"Yeah that react to Ichiya is probably genetic." Said Levy.
Meanwhile at the Middle School it also happened to be Ryos' first day at school.
"All right we have a another new student joining us." Said the teacher.
"My name is Ryos Cheney and I recently moved here from Earthland to join the Gravity Falls Fairy Tail Branch."
"What's your magic?" asked one of the students.
"I am a Shadow Dragon Slayer." Said Ryos.
"So were you abandoned by your Dragon Dad or did you kill him?" asked another student rather rudely.
"I killed him…" sighed Ryos.
At lunch the rest of the Fairy Tail Clique joined Ryos for lunch.
"Sorry about homeroom." Said Dipper.
Ryos didn't' respond.
"So um…" said Marvelous being one of only two people who could ask him the question.
"He was very ill…" said Ryos.
Mabel who was sitting next to him hugged him.
"It happened a…" said Ryos.
"Shhh… we're having a moment," said Mabel shushing him.
Ryos looked at the other members of the group.
"Yeah… she's like that all the time." Said Sting answering them.
Back at the Guild Hall…
This would be the moment that Forsch would be lamenting that he was bored… However.
Millie was using Forsch as a stuffed toy.
"Do I have to?" asked Forsch.
"You're the only one who can clam her down right now apparently." Said Carla.
"Now that I'm complaining." Said Lector with a shrug.
Simone was still wailing.
That was when Ford arrived.
"Sorry Stan couldn't make it. What's going on he didn't tell me." Said Ford.
Erza immediately handed her to Ford, she started sucking on his nose and she calmed down.
"Seriously… a pacifier?" asked Ford.
"Is there anything I can do?" asked Ichiya.
"Yes…" said Erza who was getting angry at his mere prescience and then literally kicked him out, "Leave!"
"Men!" called out Ichiya.
"Definitely Genetic." Said Levy as she and the Team Shadow Gear watched it.
Late April/Early August
It was another episode of the Colbert Report.
"The past several months has been big. First the Magicing happened and no one knew what was going on beyond people doing strange things, then the existence of Earthland was revealed and we discovered it was magic." Said Stephen Colbert who shot off some of his fire works, "Then Obama defeated Mitt Romney… give me a minute.."
He looked like he was trying not to cry while the audience laughed.
"And then once his second term began he founded the department of Magical Affairs. Which officially opened up Guilds and the ability to start them. Why am I talking about this this? Well that's because I have almost competed the process to open up a Guild." Explained Stephen Colbert.
The adenine started to cheer.
"So please welcome the director of Guild Establishment of the Department of Magical Affairs. Crystal Martin."
A younger woman walked on stage as the crowd applauded.
"So before you were a ember of the Department of Magical Affairs, what job did you have." Said Stephen Colbert.
"I had a different job elsewhere, a job I'd rather not get into." Said Crystal, "It's a long story."
"Really? Any hints?" asked Stephen Colbert.
"The Music Industry wouldn't like what I would say." Said Crystal.
"Um… okay…" said Stephen Colbert, "Anyway."
"All right… first off, have you set up a Guild Hall or in the process of setting one up?" asked Crystal.
"I've already bought an old warehouse I'm converting." Said Stephen Colbert.
"All have you come up with a symbol yet?" asked Crystal.
Stephen Colbert held up a picture of an eagle with a American flag behind it.
"Do you have at least one person who had requested to join?" asked Crystal.
"A few of my staff members which I totally didn't black mail." Said Stephen Colbert, "Along with several members of studio abundance who had requested once I started asking people to join."
Several members of the crowd cheered.
"All right then, sign this paper." Said Crystal.
Stephen Colbert signed a paper.
"I now officially declare you one of the first non-Branch Guilds in the Country and the first in New York State." Said Crystal, "Conjurations Guild Master."
The audience went wild with the formation of the Truthiness Eagle Guild!
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Bill floated above everyone laughing at the fact he stole their magic.
"I couldn't touch Drink Tray's siblings, I didn't want to touch Leo. No way am I get the Celestial Spirit King involved. I also let Armor with more magic than anyone else." Said Bill.
While everyone couldn't movie it was clear that Erza could .
"Why" demanded Erza.
"I want to ensure the little ones are alive…" said Bill, "I have so many ideas of what to do with them…"
Erza glared at Bill.
"You know! I'm going to do one of those plans now." Said Bill.
Erza started screaming as Bill pulled out two lights from her.
The lights reformed into a small one-eyed star and the other into a little one eyes heart. The star being blue and the heard being red.
Both of them started crying.
"Aren't my little daughters cute." Gushed Bill.
Erza bleeding due to the fact he ripped out her babies from her and Mabel glared at him.
'Millie… Simone." She thought not knowing where those names came from.
The cries from Bill's "daughters' got so loud that Mabel woke up.
She realized it was another nightmare, but the crying was real.
She got up and checked on the baby twins, the crying had stopped before she to the room as Jellal was already feeding Millie.
"Is everything all right?" asked Mabel.
"Millie was just hungry." Said Jellal, "You can go back to bed."
"Okay." Said Mabel.
Mabel made it back to her bed and hugged Waddles.
She part of her wondered what Bill would have done to them if he would do such a thing or even worse…
Early May/Mid August
Juvia had found a recipe of a love potion, she didn't remember she found but she found it.
"Maybe unlike the last time, this one will work." Said Juvia.
Little did she know was that love potion recipe a pranks by some mischievous fairies that sometime just scatter potion recipes for people to find and would have weird effects.
The next day it was a Saturday so it was crowded Guild Hall. She held the sparkling potion in her hand.
"All right so according to the recipe, I have to blow the sparkles.
She blew the sparkles, however Gray moved and it hit Lucy in the face.
"No I don't want her." Thought Juvia.
She blew the sparkles at Gray, but kept missing. Hitting most of everyone who was there, including Millie and Simone who were laying on a blanket with some toys.
But thankfully hitting Gray.
Gray looked at Juvia who was blushing.
"What's going on… why do I feel this way…" thought Gray.
He walked over to Juvia, no wait, pasted her, to Happy who was happily eating a fish.
"You think you can just waltz in here?" asked Gray.
"What?" asked Happy, "Wait… a second…"
"Just because you can fly and I can't you think you're better than me!" yelled Gray.
"Not again!" yelled Happy.
Indeed the last time that Juvia tried to use a love potion it was a weird rivalry potion.
And everyone else who got effected by the potion who also in the same state.
"So Lisanna! You think you're so special?" asked Lucy.
"Oh look at the bimbo with her spirits." Said Lisanna.
The two glared at each other.
"There's no way I'm loosing to my rival!" both called out.
"Try as you might! We're the best three man team in Fairy Tail!" said Levy.
"There no way you can beat us." Said Evergreen.
And so they began a pose off.
Oddly enoguh that's the same thing that happened last time.
"hey Grenda! You think you can learn so much from Natsu! I would be a better person for him to take on jobs." Said Sting.
"You yeah! I'd like to you beat me without magic!" said Grenda.
Sting tried to do so, but Grenda just held out her hand like it was nothing.
"I won't let you beat me rival!" yelled Sting.
Millie slapped her sister, and Simone slapped her back.
It should be pointed out these were the SANE ones.
"Hey Erza! There's no way I'm loosing to my lifelong rival!" yelled Mirajane.
That part made sense…
This was the crazy.
"Can't you see I'm talking to my life long rival. The ones how always stand in my way." Said Erza facing a pillar.
Yes. A pillar.
"Come on Mabel! Let's re-start our rivalry and I can show you I can take the party crown with out cheating this time!" said Pacifica.
"No way! I'm going fight my real rival!" yelled Mabel pointing to a plant that was put into the corner of the room.
Candy however… was interesting…
"You can beat me!" she said to a mug that was just sitting there.
The only ones who were effected in the Guild Hall, were Max, Warren (who were both unaffected as the last incident), Natsu, Ryos, Marvelous, Elfman (who ironically was effected last time) and all of the Exceed who were there (everyone else who weren't either list were there for jobs or other reasons).
"I can't belie this is happening again." Said Max.
"What are we going to do?" asked Marvelous.
"Probably call Ford and see if he knows what's going on." Said Warren.
"So glad we have someone like him here…" sighed Max.
They all wanted, while Natsu had a cell phone that he was using to film this."
"Someone help me!" cried Happy.
"Get back here rival!" yelled Gray.
"Seriously Natsu?" asked Max.
"Come on this is gold and you know it." Said Natsu with an evil grin.
That was when Ford and Dipper arrived.
"What's going on." Said Dipper.
"Everyone went crazy and declaring their rivals." Said Carla.
"Don't you mean people?" asked Dipper.
"I'll show you what I got on Erza and Mabel later." Said Natsu, "Candy too."
"Okay." Said Dipper.
Ford had activated his magic and analyzed their bodies.
"Dipper can you put a guard around us?" asked Ford.
Dipper did erect the spell as Ford also put up some defense shields.
"Oh it's a potion of some kind." Said Ford, "I've annoyed them a while ago, seems to be a Fairy Recipe."
"Let me guess it's revenge for something Evergreen did." Sighed Elfman.
"Not at all." Said Ford.
"We found a few but some times Fairy leaves them around for unsuspecting people to find them so they can cause problems." Said Dipper.
Juvia froze.
"How long does it last?" asked Marvelous.
"Jut a few hours." Said Ford.
"But I wonder why someone would use a random potion on the guild?" asked Ryos.
"Who would indeed." Said Juvia.
"You're acting weird Juvia." Said Forsch.
"Yes… very suspicious if you ask me." Said Carla narrowing her eyes on her.
"I'm not acting suspicious… not at all." Said Juvia.
"What's going on?" asked Jellal entering the guild.
"Long story…" sighed Dipper.
Thankfully after a few hours everything returned to normal just everyone confused about the damage.
"Does anyone know what happened here." Said Erza staring at the pillar.
No one knew what happened, though Evergreen and Levy still seemed to be posing.
Nearby Elfman and Natsu were pouring over the footage he got.
"You can't use anything with Lisanna or Mira… got it." Said Elfman.
"Wasn't planning to." Said Natsu.
Mid May/Late August
The Guild had gathered at Karida Cathedral, the large cathedral in the in them middle of Magnolia.
Of course there had to be a reason for such a large gathering.
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride!" said the minister.
There was a loud cheer the bride and groom kissed, which were of course Alzack and Bisca.
The redemption was held at the Guild Hall and over all it was a happy celebration.
Durring it though Soos seemed to lost in thought as he looked at Melody.
Late May/Early September
Dipper and Candy were playing the Monster Mon Card Game. When they noticed Soos walk in to the request board. While Mabel and Grenda watched.
"Is Soos taking a job?" asked Dipper surprised.
"He's been taking jobs lately." Said Mabel.
"But summer's starting." Said Dipper.
"Yeah, it's strange… Soos… is up to something." Said Mabel.
"Should we investigate" asked Dipper.
"Not today…" sighed Mabel, "I'm tired from the job we did yesterday."
"Yeah, it was crazy." Said Grenda.
Dipper shrugged.
Early June/Mid September
"I can't believe it's been a year." Said Mabel.
"A year since what?" asked Dipper.
"Since we moved opt Gravity Falls." Said Erza.
"Really. Man that year went fast." Said Dipper.
"I wonder what sort of summer adventure we'll have this year!" cheered Mabel.
(Still) Early June/Mid September
Soos and Laxus were taking their breaks.
"Hey Soos something's been bugging me." Said Laxus.
"what?" asked Soos.
"You've been taking jobs lately." Said Laxus.
"Oh I'm trying to save money." Said Soos.
"For what?" asked Laxus.
Soos told him and Laxus smiled.
"So you think she'll say yes?" asked Soos.
"If she could handle that first date, I'm sure she'll say yes." Said Laxus with a smirk.
Mid June/ Late September
Bisca wanted to talk to Erza about something in private and she wanted Erza to be the first to know.
"So what did you want to talk about?" asked Erza.
"Well I haven't been feeling well lately." Admitted Bisca, "So I went to see a doctor…"
"I noticed." Said Erza, "So anything wrong?"
Bisca smiled, "I'm pregnant." She said.
Erza smiled, "Really?"
Bisca nodded.
"Congratulations." Said Erza, then she looked Millie and Simone playing in the playpen, "I hope they'll be good friends."
"I hope so." Laughed Bisca.
Mid June/Late Set member
It was opening day for fishing at the lake. Of course Stan, Ford and the twins (well now the middle twins) all went fishing.
"So you guys ready to go fishing?" asked Stan.
"Of course." Said Dipper as he and Mabel were wearing the hats Stan made for them, last year.
"At least there's no monster to worry about." Said Mabel.
"Yeah, I think the only thing we have to worry about is Natsu diving into the lake and trying cook all the fish." Said Dipper.
"Are you making that up?" asked Stan.
Dipper jabbed his thumb at Natsu and Happy who were getting ready to go fishing.
"You ready to get all the fish we can eat?" asked Natsu.
Aye!" cheered Natsu.
"Avoid them at all costs." Said Ford earning nods from hi family.
Late June/Early October
Soos and Melody were on a date when Soos brought her to a spot over looking the lake.
"It's really beautiful tonight." Said Melody looking up at the stars.
She looked at Soos who was sweating and nervous.
"Soos are you okay. You're sweating n awful lot." Said Melody.
She then realized, "Please don't tell me…"
"Oh it has nothing to with that." Said Soos, "I'm just nervous for another reason."
"What do you have to be nervous about?" asked Melody.
Soos got on one knee, Melody covered her mouth as tear began to form.
"Melody will you marry me?" asked Soos.
"Yes!" cheered Melody.
He put the ring on her finger and they hugged and kiss in the starlight.
Early July/ October 15th
It was time for the harvest festival in Magnolia, and that meant two big events for Fairy Tail. The first was the Ms. Fairy Tail contest. The winner would win either 500,000 Jewel or 5,000 dollars depending on which world they lived.
Dipper and Mabel came to cheer on their mom as she decided to participate.
"I don't know if this a good idea." Said Stan with Simone strapped to his chest.
"Why?" asked Dipper as Levy went up showing off her magic.
"Stanley might be right. IT could mentally scar you." Said Ford.
"Oh come it will be fine." Said Dipper.
"I don't know." Said Jellal who had Millie strapped to his back.
As it was Lucy's turn, who decided to summon Cancer to give her a cute new hair style this time around.
"Next up is Erza Pines." Said Max who was the announcer.
Erza went on stage.
"So what do you have for us Erza?" asked Max.
"Just a simple Requip showing off what gone on with me the last 16 years." Said Erza.
"Oh really?" asked Max.
That was when Erza requiped into an outfit that was a pair of jean and a white button up shirt that was covered in stain and was loose showing up her larger than normal breasts.
Of course the crowd was digging the "Hot mom" look she was going for.
"I have to go take a shower…" said Dipper walking away.
"Hey! You're the one who didn't listen to us!" yelled Stan.
"Just be finished by the parade!" called out Mabel.
"I know!" said Dipper.
It would take years for Dipper to go another Ms. Fairy Tail contest. Especially when Mabel was old enough to participate, that just made things even more squicky.
Thankfully after a long shower Dipper was ready for the Parade.
He and Mabel would of course get a float all to themselves.
They have become something of celebrities in Earthland.
"All right! You ready!" said Mabel.
"Oh yeah!" said Dipper.
And so they went into the parade with a decretive themed float signifying themselves as the Mystery Twins.
Mid July/ Late October
Erza was ready to go on jobs again. Of course she had to find babysitter.
Well actually it wasn't hard considering on days she was bored she would bring the baby twins to the Guild Hall and both Mirajane and Bisca continued (due to Bisca starting to take it easy due to her own pregnancy.)
"Just remember when something goes wrong to call me." Said Erza.
"Don't worry." Said Mirajane holding Millie while Simone snoozed in the playpen.
And so Erza went on a job with the rest of the Strongest Team.
"All right the Strongest Team back together again!" cheered Natsu.
Though out the day Mirajane was a little worried.
Not because she was having a hard time with the twins. But because she through Erza would contact her and be all worried.
"Hey! We're back!" said Mabel and Dipper.
Millie and Simone both made excited noises happy to see their older brother and sister.
"Oh yeah, mom's going back to do jobs." Said Mabel.
"Yep! And I'm baby sitting." Said Mirajane.
Mable picked up Simone who started opt suck on Mabel's nose.
"Is everything all right." Said Dipper.
"It's just I'm a bit worried about Erza. I would have thought she would be all panicking because it's her first time on a job and…" said Mirajane.
Both Dipper and Mabel gave her "Really?" looks.
"Oh… right…" said Mirajane.
With the Strongest Team they had defeated a monster.
"Wow I'm surprised about Erza." Said Happy.
"Why?" asked Natsu.
"I would be thinking she would be all worried and fretting over this is the fact she left Millie and Simone alone." Said Happy.
"Happy." Said Erza.
"She heard." Said Happy panicking.
"It's because they're not my first babies. I've done this before." Said Erza, "It' first time mom's that are panicky like that."
"Oh… okay…" said Happy.
Late July/ Early November
Ford was doing some research when he heard the elevator come down, he trend towards the elevator and was surprised who came down.
Lucy.
"Oh hello Lucy what brings you here?" asked Ford.
"Hi Ford. I need to barrow something." Said Lucy.
Ford looked at Lucy and knew it had to be her plus that triangle was dead and Lucy would never a make a deal with him. It was just old fears nagging him.
"So what do you do need?" asked Ford.
"I was wondering if I could barrow a hazmat suit." Said Lucy.
"What." Said Ford honestly confused.
"It's a long story." Said Lucy.
"Please tell it." Said Ford.
Lucy told him about how there was the upcoming Cherry Blossom viewing party (and was told that's just how those trees worked… especially since they were magical in nature).
The last year she wasn't able to make it due to do a job in a cold weather gave a her a cold the day of the party.
"Seriously?" asked Ford.
"I'm not missing this year's and Natsu can't put the biggest tree on a boat for various reasons." Said Lucy.
"I'm giving you a hazmat suit." Said Ford face palming.
"Oh come on!" cried Lucy.
"Just avoiding getting sick the normal way." Said Ford.
"Fine…" said Lucy, "But if I do get sick again I'm blaming you." Said Lucy.
Thankfully Lucy didn't get sick. And she enjoyed the party and she even won a prize in Bingo.
So was well in the end.
Late July/Early November
It was a day that every single Fairy Tail was dreading the day of the 24 Hour Endurance Road Race.
A foot race that held over the course of 24 hours.
Although there were a couple exemptions, after Erza's wedding Gildarts had decided to take some regular S Class Jobs to take it easy and he was currently one at the moment so he was exempt.
And while she was in the early stages of her pregnancy (And did the occasional job) Bisca was given an exception since it would be a bad idea to make a pregnant woman run for 24 hours straight.
Everyone but those two (which included Mirajane and Jellal as well, so that Dipper, Mabel or even Erza wouldn't be mad at him if they got last place would be angry for dodging it).
"Punishment game?" asked Pacifica.
"Yeah whoever loses has to do a punishment game." Said Mabel.
"Trust us, you don't want to get one those punishments from Makarov." Said Dipper.
They knew about what happened after the forest fire.
"What happened last year?" asked Pacifica.
"Oh Pacifica! You didn't get a copy!" said Jason who was there to act an announcer.
He gave her a copy of Sorcerer's Weekly.
Pacifica looked at and blushed.
"I know right." Laughed Mabel.
Inside were pictures of Natsu, Gray, Gajeel and for some reason Jet in drag.
"What." Said Pacifica.
"I'm still wondering why Jet is in here." Said Dipper.
"I can answer that." Said Happy, "He got to over confident and decided to take a nap. I woke him up, but he didn't win. He almost got one of the first four place against Gray, Gajeel and Natsu, but Natsu tripped. And I beat him."
They turned to pages showing Happy holding the first place flag while Marvelous and Carla were in second and third.
"They got distracted by me beating them and they forgot to cross the finish line by the time everyone else crossed and ended up in a four way tie for last." Said Happy .
"A version of the tortoise and the hare doesn't exist in this world, does it?" asked Dipper.
"Nope." Answered Happy.
As the race got started, many of the members eye the newer members from Gravity Falls. Considering who to make sure they would get in last place.
Gideon was considered due to being an outcast and the youngest.
Soos was fat and slow.
Dipper was a nerd but many realized it was probably a bad idea to purposely give last place due to being Erza's son.
Candy was also considered but she was going to team up with Grenda and no one could beat that.
And so the race began…
But it won't be shown here…
Why?
Because it deserve it's own story… hopefully… but it shouldn't have a giant snippet…
Early August/Mid November
"All right!" cheered Gideon, "I have master telepathy!"
"Seriously?" asked Dipper who was planning out a job with Mabel.
"Yes." Said Gideon.
"I bet he just saying that." Though Dipper, however Gideon said it as he was thinking.
"Great…" he said out loud.
"You're not going to read my thoughts." Said Mabel.
"Let's see about that." Said Gideon.
Mabel began to have mental conversations, in such a way it made Gideon disoriented.
"What…" said Gideon.
"Yes! I found a way to keep you out of my mind!" cheered Mabel, "And I'm going to perfect it!"
Mid August/Late November
As Dipper was with Ford that day, Mabel deicing to go on an all girl's mission with Candy, Grenda and Pacifica.
However Pacifica recently got a brand new key that she had yet to make a contract with (and one that was a combat spirit), so they were fighting one of the monster gangs which Erza decided would be in power levels.
Grenda and Candy were fighting back to back, with Candy having taken over a with strong fists, while Grenda was using ice punches on the guys.
Mabel was wearing a light blue armor that went good it her fire-ice sword and was fighting against them.
However Pacifica knew tat she could at least try it.
"I am one who creates paths to the celestial spirit world! You must answer and pass through the gates! Open Gate of the Toucan! Tucanae!"
That was when a large muscular guy wearing a black jacket, had wings on his arms and had a large colorful hand cannon on his back appeared.
"Yo!" he said, "So you want to make a contract? Sure thing sweetheart! But I can see you're in quite the pickle. We'll work out the details later then."
"Yeah." Said Pacifica.
"I can't know where this bird guys came from but he has to go." Said one of the monsters.
"Oh you like bananas?" asked Tucanae.
"What?" asked the monster.
"Because you better spilt!" said Tucanae.
HE then grabbed his arm cannon and shot him as well as few others.
The other members of the gang looked at Tucanae and decided to leave.
"Whoa! That was awesome." Said Grenda.
"Wait that's a cannon. Right?" asked Mabel.
"That's right." Said Tucanae.
"And you're a toucan…" said Mabel, "Would that make it was Tucannon?"
"Oh man! You get me!" said the Tucanae, "Yes! You're the first time someone realized it on the first try!"
"What?" asked Pacifica.
"Oh yeah…" said Tucanae, "Time to make a contract."
"Yeah." Said Pacifica.
And so she made the contract with the spirit that often made bad puns.
Mid-August/ Early December
Today was a big day for Fairy Tail. Why?
Because it was the day that the S-Class Candidates were going to be announced.
Everyone from both guild Halls gathered in Earthland.
Though everyone figured that what happened the year before who 7 of the candidates were this year.
"All right! The Class Candidates this year are thus." Said Makarov.
"Natsu Dragneel." Said Makarov.
No one was surprised.
"Gray Fullbuster." Said Makarov.
Once again one was surprised.
"Levy McGarden." Said Markarov.
Seriously no one was surprised.
"Cana Alberona." Said Makarov.
"Just say it's the 7 from last year!" yelled someone in the crowd.
Which earned a lot of agreement from the crowd, there was latterly no reason to drag it out.
Makarov sighed, "Fine, the next there are Freed Justine, Juvia Lockser and Elfman Strauss."
Everyone listened with interest.
"And finally our eight candidate…" said Makarov who was dragging it out.
Those who wanted to participate listened in, while those that just wanted to know were excited.
"Lucy Heartfilia!"
"What!" said Lucy shocked.
"Come on Luce! Don't put yourself down." Said Natsu.
"You were part of the team for the Grand Magic Games." Said Gray.
"Plus there was you know…" said Natsu not wanting to get into it, "It's no surprise Master Choose you."
"Yeah…" Lucy as Levy and Pacifica congratulated her.
"All right! Due to the fact that 7 out of 8 of the candidates live there, and the fact that Tenrou Island won't be a viable location for another 6 years. The trials will be held somewhere on Earth. The Department of Magical Affairs are helping with it."
"Something tells me that that's not the only reason why hey chose America." Said Jet causing Droy to nod.
"Helping me choose the next S-Class are Erza Pines." Said Makarov.
Erza who was on stage with him smiled.
"Mystogan." Said Makarov.
Jellal didn't say anything only letting the "Oh crap." Settle in.
Mirajane Strauss." Said Makarov.
"I promise I won't go easy." Said Mirajane.
"And finally." Said Makarov.
That was when the bell began to chime.
"He should have been here sooner." Muttered Makarov.
"Hey! Everyone go look outside." Said Natsu.
"Oh man! We get to see it!" said Mabel.
Those who were newer to the Guild (Along with everyone from Gravity Falls)
Watch in shock at what was known as the Gildarts Shift Began.
Remember his little habit of "Making Doors" well… they realized it was probably a better idea rearrange the town than deal with his damage.
"That explains so much." Said Wendy voicing everyone's thoughts.
He was in there.
"Am I late?" asked Gildarts.
"Yes! You're late this year." Sighed Markarov.
"Sorry about that." Said Gildarts.
He smiled at Cana in a certain.
"So that's why he's pirating this year." Said Cana
"Of course each member can choose anyone to be their partner expect for any S-Class wizards." Said Makarov, "Though I'm going to guess I'll be seeing 6 of the same teams as last year."
Once everything settled down.
A large group had gathered at one table to discus it.
"What did he mean by the 6 of the same teams at last year?" asked Melody.
"You see… last year Lucy was my partner, and the person who's sport she's taking wasn't a real member of the guild so take that place." Said Cana.
"Actually it's going to five teams form last year." Said Gray s he walked to the table with Lucy and Loke.
"Yeah, I decided to be Lucy's partner this year instead of Gray's."
"What?" asked Melody.
"Oh yeah you don't know, I'm a full member of the Guild." Said Soos.
"I was Gray's partner last year but I figured it would better if I'm Lucy's." said Loke.
"What about you Gray?" asked Juvia.
"Hey Wendy." Said Gray.
Both Wendy and Marvelous were sitting at the table.
"Which one." Said Wendy.
"You." Said Gray, "You want to be my partner?"
"Sure why not." Said Wendy with a shrug.
"Why that…" said Juvia.
"Juvia… they're just friends." Said Lisanna.
Reminder: They were partners the year before.
"So what about you Cana?" asked Dipper.
"Hey Wendy… you were in it last year, you want to be my partner?" asked Cana.
"What seriously?" asked Carla.
"Really?" asked Marvelous surprised.
Mabel sighed.
"I wish someone would choose me as the partner." Sighed Mabel.
"I'm sure you'll go one year." Said Dipper.
"I know… but it would have been cool to my first one." said Mabel.
"By the way." Said Lucy, "Where are you two staying?"
"The Mystery Shack." Said Mabel.
"Mom and Jellal doesn't think we'd do a good job taking care of the house." Said Dipper.
"Why because of the forest fire?" asked Pacifica.
"No… because of the babies." Said Mabel.
"No one's going let it go…" said Dipper.
"Not anytime soon." Said Natsu.
?/?
Ford pulled the trigger of the memories gun. It was the only to stop Bill.
However as he did. Stan started convulsing.
"What happening?" asked Erza.
"I don't know…" said Ford.
Stan stopped convulsing and when he did all of Weirdmageddeon began to disappear. He laid on the ground.
"Grunkle Stan… you saved us." Said Mabel running towards his unmoving body.
However he wasn't breathing.
"Grunkle Stan?" asked Mabel.
Ford took his pulse.
"He's… he's dead." Said Ford.
"No!" cried Mabel, "He can't be dead! NO! NO!"
However Mabel was suddenly shaken.
She looked and saw it was Dipper.
"You okay?" asked Dipper.
She looked around and saw it was in the Mistier Shack's attic bedroom, due to the fact the Class S Trials were still going on, Erza and Jellal were still out of town.
They had been there for a few days. And this was second nightmare she had since staying there.
"Just a nightmare." Said Mabel.
"That was the second one this week. Are you sure you're okay?" asked Dipper.
"I'm fine… really." Said Mabel who began to snuggle with Waddles.
Dipper sighed.
Mirajane was helping with the S-Class he couldn't talk to her about that.
Unfortunately it the time there would be a at least one more Nightmare that Mabel would have before then.
August 29th/ Mid-December
Word had spread that they were coming back that day.
Everyone celebrated at Fairy Tail had a new S Class Wizard.
Partially the winner this year was the heavy favorite.
"I present tot you the newest S Class Wizard of Fairy Tail Cana Alberona." Said Markarov.
"Whoo! I knew it!" cheered one of them.
"10,000 Jewel, here I come!" said another.
"Seriously!" yelled Cana.
A lot of people congratulated Cana. However with Mirajane back Dipper knew he could talk to her.
"Hey Mira. I need to talk." Said Dipper.
"What about?" asked Mirajane.
"About Mabel." Said Dipper.
Mirajane froze when he said that.
After all it had been more than a year after Weirdmageddeon.
The two found that the area around the pool was empty they could talk there.
"We're sharing the same room at the Mystery Shack." Said Dipper, "And she's been having nightmares."
"Have it been happening often?" asked Mirajane.
"Only a couple times." Said Dipper, "But with how Waddles reacting…"
"She still doesn't know you know." Said Mirajane.
Dipper shook his head.
"Tell her." Said Mirajane, "Maybe she'll open up."
"Yeah." Said Dipper, "But…"
"But what." Said Mirajane.
"Not today." Said Dipper.
"Hey this was Cana's 6th attempt." Said Mirajane, "Of course it's going to be a huge party tonight."
"Yeah." Said Dipper.
"I'm sure everyone will be okay for your 14th." Said Mirajane.
Dipper laughed.
The next day…
Mabel was laying on her bed, happy to be there again.
Dipper knocked on the door.
"Come in." said Mabel.
Dipper came in.
"Hey Mabel… there's something I need to talk to you about. Something I should have done a year ago." Sighed Dipper, "But I compete forgot about it, thinks to our birthday, mom's wedding an the bridge being built."
Mabel froze relating he had to do with Weirdmageddeon.
"I know you broke the rift." Said Dipper.
Mabel began to cry.
That was when Dipper hugged her.
"I don't blame you." Said Dipper.
"You don't." said Mabel.
"Bill tricked you…" said Dipper, "Just like he tricked me and Ford… and nearly forced Mirajane into something… we're lucky that Stan wasn't tricked." Said Dipper.
Mabel wiped away the tears as they broke the hug.
"I need to hear that." She said.
"About your nightmares…" said Dipper.
"There's so many.." said Mabel, "I do reoccurring ones… but most of the time…"
"It's going to be okay." Said Dipper, "Whoever you get one, you can talk to me about me, same with Mira and anyone else you want to eventually tell about the rift."
"You told Mira about my nightmares?" asked Mabel.
"You practically trained Waddles to help you when you get them." Said Dipper.
Mabel tearfully laughed.
"You're right." She said.
"So a sibling hug?" asked Dipper.
"Well we just hugged… but I could use another one." Said Mabel.
They did so and they did the pats.
Mabel knew her nightmares weren't going to go away anytime soon, but least she could talk to a couple people about them, which was going to help in the future.
After all they had many years to look forward to being part of Fairy Tail.
Next Time: It's been 7 years since Dipper and Mabel moved to Gravity Falls. And a lot has happened. But when Lucy comes back after dealing with her father's death with a new member of the guild who she claims was a childhood friend that she forgot about Dipper can't help but to feel suspicious about her. Is he right and there's something up. Is she really Lucy's childhood friend? Could both of these questions be right? Find out next time!
A/N: Yep! The new direction I'm taking the story is a 7 year time skip! Is anyone really surprised? But seriously, how am I going to do Post Time Skip sorties without a time skip?
And yes, Sting and Rogue are members of Fairy Tail in this story, and spoiler: Yukino is also joining.
Another thing I'm giving away: Sabertooth isn't going to be the Strongest Guild and they're be known as the "Asshole Guild" or variations of that nickname.
Also the thing with Stephen Colbert I felt had to be done, after all if Report-Era Stephen Colbert was in that situation he would have started a guild (like when he ran for President and started that Super PAC)… okay honestly… He would have started a guild without magic… but I thought it would funnier if he did have magic. And once again no one complain, I know for a fact there are stories with him on the site… Also Truthiness Eagle, The Hogwarts Project and one other thing (which was hinted n the chapter) are the three most important things to happen to Magic in Popular Culture and really helped at least a lot of America accept magic.
Also I did plan out for them to be twins the whole time, go back to Plan T, and see what Bill says, he refers to them in plural (And I did reuse the line for Mabel's nightmare to drive the point home).
Also I'm probably going to the 24 Hour Road Race as a One-Shot, haven't decided yet.
And I'm going to take a bit of a break so I can work on other things, but I hope you loved the chapter and I hope you'll love the time skip...
