Chapter 79: You're No Oscar Winner

Ford was never good with women. When he was younger he was super awkward around them. Nowadays he just wasn't interested. Really there was one, but it was more an admiration, thanks to her kindness, her intelligence, her strength and even a little of her beauty. But he was realistic, while she was all those things he knew that his feelings for were just an admiration and nothing more… and due to several other reasons it wouldn't work out.

Why is that important?

Because he was on a date with a much younger woman in the forest during the day.

"Tell me Ford do thin you think I'm beautiful." Said the woman.

"Well you are quite attractive." Said Ford somewhat awkwardly.

"Good." Said the woman.

The woman suddenly gained fangs and looked at him with a hungry smile.

However Ford just sprayed some in her face that caused her to burn.

"What did you do!" she yelled.

"You honestly think I wouldn't see the signs?" asked Ford, "That you're a day walker?"

The woman glared at him.

"We could do this the easy way or the hard way." Said Ford.

The woman scowled.

"This isn't over Stanford! I will hurt you where it really hurts! I will go after your family!" mocked the woman.

Ford looked at the woman, he could tell she was bluffing, not courting Millie and Simone he was considered the weakest magic wise.

"This isn't over!" yelled the woman who fled.

Ford cheeked his watch, "I guess I could get lunch." He said with a shrug.

He headed to the guild Hall for lunch.

"Hi Ford." Said Mirajane as she waited some of the tables, "Weren't you on a date today?"

"It wasn't a date." Said Ford as he took a seat at the bar, "It was a day walker trying to trick me."

"You think the vampires would figure it out by this point." Laughed Mirajane as she took his order, "The usual."

Ford nodded.

"It's shame that it wasn't someone honestly interested in you." Said Mirajane.

"Most women who seem to be interested in me is because of my fame." Said Stanford, "Not because of anything else."

"Oh come on that's not true." Said Mirajane.

"You're right, a lot of them are just creatures looking for either revenge or gain notoriety for being the one to defeat me." Said Ford.

"Oh…" said Mirajane, "But I'm sure you'll find someone one day…"

"At my age?" asked Ford.

"You never know." Said Mirajane giving him a kind smile.

Ford began to blush, but quickly.

Meanwhile a young woman with dark brown hair arrived in Gravity Falls on a bus.

She looked around and smiled.

"So this is Gravity Falls… interesting." She said, "Now all I have to do is find out where Stanford Pines is."

Sometime later that day, Ford met up with Michelle to discus her situation.

After all one of his projects right now was Project Pinocchio as he dubbed.

"Did you seriously call it that?" asked Michelle.

"Why not?" asked Ford.

"Well it just seems a little…" said Michelle then she sighed, "You know what never mind…"

"So you learned about Pinocchio." Said Ford.

"Happy introduced me to it pretty quickly." Said Michelle with her eye twitching.

"That is something Happy would do." Said Ford.

"So do you think it would take long?" asked Michelle.

"I have to figure out everything about your physiology first." Said Ford.

Ford pulled up a diagram of Michelle's physiology using his magic.

"Your body is quite fascinating, you're physically here and you're able to use magic. But everything else is new to me, expect for a mass within your chest." Said Ford, "I was able to figure out what that is."

Michelle grew worried.

"A mass in my chest?" asked Michelle.

Ford showed her a picture of the mass in her chest, Michelle viably relaxed when she saw it, it was that of a doll, her true body.

"I should have known." She sighed.

"Either way I would like to do some tests." Said Ford.

"All right." Said Michelle.

Up in the gift shop, Melody was reading a book when the young woman showed up.

"Um excuse me I heard that Stanford Pines lives here." Said the young woman, "I was hoping to meet him!"

Melody blinked, this was a second girl in the last month who wanted to see Ford (Well third, but Michelle was a guild member so she really didn't count).

"May I ask why?" asked Melody.

"Oh I'm a student at very prestigious college." Said the young woman, "I wanted to learn all about him because I've been studying his work."

Melody looked at her and got a bad feeling from her.

However once again, this wasn't the first time something like this had happened.

Melody grabbed a intercom that they built in for such an event.

"Hey Ford can you hear me." Said Melody.

Down in the lab he could.

"Yes I can hear you." Said Ford at the intercom.

"There's a young woman who wants to meet you." Said Melody.

"I'm with someone right now." Said Ford, "There's some tests I have to run on Michelle."

"Oh you're running some tests?" asked the young woman, "Can I please watch?"

Ford sighed on the other end knowing it was going to one of those.

"Fine send her down." Said Ford.

The vending machine opened up and the young woman stared at it.

"It's level three." Said Melody.

The young woman went down the stairs and Melody shrugged.

Down in the basement.

"Are you sure you want her to watch?" asked Michelle.

"Sometimes they're insistent." Said Ford, "Also."

She pulled up a screen showing show her in the elevator, he ran some quick scans on her and a caption appeared "Human, non-magic user."

"So it's a normal girl." Said Michelle.

"Seems that way." Said Ford.

"Are you sure you still want to run the tests?" asked Michelle.

"Don't worry it's fine." Said Ford taking out a laser gun.

The young woman entered the lab.

"Hello?" asked the woman.

That was when she watched as Ford repeatedly shot Michelle with the laser.

She screamed in shock. Ford looked at her.

"Oh sorry about that." Said Ford, "I just running some tests."

The woman stared at Michelle who was perfectly fine.

"Was that a trick." Said the woman.

"No it's just that Michelle here has different physiology than a normal person." Said Ford.

"Really?" asked the young woman with interest.

"It's probably best if you don't know…" said Ford, "Stuff involving Fairy Tail."

The young woman nodded.

Michelle looked at the young woman getting a bad feeling.

"Um… hi Dr. Pines. I'm Jillian Ingram." She said nervously, "I can't believe I'm meeting you… I mean you've so much…"

Ford was getting the same bad feeling as Michelle.

"Can I shadow you for a few days?" asked Jillian, "I want to learn as much I can from you…"

"What?" asked Ford unsure how to respond.

"Please! Just for a few days… That's all I ask." Said Jillian.

"How about we begin tomorrow. Tomorrow is when I work with my appetence." Said Ford.

"Really? Thank you so much!" said Jillian, "I won't disappoint you!"

She left humming a happy little song.

"are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Michelle.

"This isn't the first time this has happened." Explained Ford, "Trust me I know what I'm doing."

"Really?" asked Michelle.

"Don't' worry, I'll talk to Dipper later and see if he can get some information about her." Said Ford.

Michelle nodded, hoping that Dipper could get some information.

"All right! Let's continue the tests." Said Ford taking out a cattle prod.

Michelle shrugged, she knew it was just out curiosity, but she didn't have anything else lined up for that day.

That night, Dipper was in his dorm room researching stuff about Jillian on a computer while his two pet exclamation parakeets (parakeets that had several exclamation points on their bodies) hung on his head and shoulders. (Their names was Peter and Ray by the way).

That was when the call card got activated, he grabbed it.

"You got the information?" asked Ford.

"Yeah, she's a student at East Coast University. Is a good student, she's part of an acting troop. Really just a normal student…" said Dipper.

"There's a but." Said Ford.

"Her family history on the other hand is interesting." Said Dipper, "Her family ran a business that last a few centuries. Not to mention that they had a weird practice for inheritance. The heir of the company no matter which gender was raised strangely. The heir would be home schooled, and often accompanied their parent to work… The tradition was broken when her uncle who ran the family business was in a car accident, the company was divided and sold off. Really that's the only strange thing about her."

"So that's it." Said Ford.

"At least publicly." Said Dipper, "If she's up to something we can handle it."

"I know." Said Ford.

The next day Jillian was let into the laboratory where Ford and Dipper were waiting for her.

"This is my apprentice and great nephew…" said Ford.

"Natsu Pines." Said Jillian, "Of course I've heard of him, he's one of the strongest wizards in both worlds."

Dipper began to blush, "I'm not that powerful…" he said.

"Though I didn't know that the Letter Prodigy was your apprentice, I knew he was your nephew, but I didn't know you were close." Said Jillian.

"We are very close." Said Dipper.

"So what sort of thing are we working on today?" asked Jillian.

"The Jerk Flowers are starting to bud." Said Ford, "It's a good time to harvest some."

"Jerk Flowers?" asked Jillian.

"They're a type of flower that grows in Gravity Falls… it's better if you don't inhale the pollen." Said Ford.

"What happened?" asked Jillian.

"It's not important." Said Ford.

The three went into the forest and began to transfer some of the Jerk Flowers into pots.

As they dug out the Jerk Flowers. Jillian would sometimes look at Ford, then looked away then blushed.

"So Dipper how close are you to your uncle?" asked Jillian.

"Oh we're very close." Said Dipper.

"That's good to know." Said Jillian.

Dipper looked at Jillian unable to shake off a bad feeling from her.

"So whatever effects do these strange flowers have is there a cure?" asked Jillian.

"Yes, two in act. One that was discovered two years ago and one that was known for years." Said Ford.

"The old one is to drink two cups of lemon juice and the new one is a combination of chocolate, nougat, peanuts and caramel." Said Dipper.

"That's interesting." Said Jillian.

That was when they ran into Mabel and Eve clearly on a date, with Mabel latched onto Eve's arm (which looked a bit off as Mabel was a bit taller than him).

"Oh hey!" cheered Mabel.

"Who is this?" asked Eve turning on the charm.

Mabel sighed when he did that.

"This is Jillian, she's following me around the next few days." Said Ford.

"It's nice to meet you." Said Jillian, "You're Queen Mab, right?"

"Yeah…" sighed Mabel.

"And I'm sorry, I don't know who are." Said Jillian to Eve.

Eve wasn't sure how to react that.

"Eve is one of the Trimens of Blue Pegasus." Said Mabel.

"Oh… Okay." Said Jillian who turned her attention to Mabel, "It's so interesting to meet another Pines family member."

This is what got Mabel and Eve to notice there's something off about her.

"Well we should get going." Said Mabel.

"It was nice meeting you." Said Eve.

Both of them left.

Sometime later, they put the flowers in the lab in an area that simulated the sun so they could grow properly.

"All right, I think that's enoguh for today." Said Ford.

"Okay." Said Jillian blushing at him.

Both she and Dipper left.

On the elevator right up, Jillian sighed.

"You know Natsu your uncle really is amazing." Said Jillian.

"Yeah…" said Dipper unsure how to react.

"I hope to really to get to know him." said Jillian blushing.

Dipper wasn't sure what do say but before he could they got to the first basement floor.

They both left the elevator, walked up the stairs and got to the ground floor and parted ways.

That night at the hotel, Jillian looked at a picture of her and her grandmother.

"Oh grandmother… you gave me such a gift… and I can't wait to use it in a my own way." Said Jillian with an evil smile, "I'm going to live such an interesting life…"

The next day at the Guild Hall, Dipper, Mabel and Michelle all talked about Jillian.

"She definitely up to something." Said Mabel.

"Unfortunately I can't figure it out." Sighed Dipper.

"Didn't you say she was an actress?" asked Michelle.

"Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that whole shy smitten thing is a cover to whatever she's up to." Said Dipper.

"Oh come on, she can't be that bad." Said Happy.

"Yeah you're probably over reacting when was the last time a cute girl tried to do something to Ford?" asked Natsu.

Several people were about to answer.

"Wait… never mind… I just remembered." Sighed Natsu.

"There's no way to know if she's up to something." Pointed out Elfman.

As turned out Ford had brought Jillian over to the guild for Lunch.

"I didn't know you could eat the guild for lunch!" said Jillian.

"Ford's an unofficial member." Said Erza, "HE gets special privileges that most non-guild members don't." said Erza.

"That's so cool!" said Jillian.

"So the usual?" asked Mirajane.

Ford nodded.

"Would you like a menu?" asked Mirajane, "Sometimes we do have guests so they like to use the menu."

"Sure I would like it." Said Jillian.

Durring lunch she glared at Mirajane and pouted a few times noticing the way Ford looked at her.

But there was just something fake about it.

She did talk to Erza briefly.

"All of this information about Gravity Falls is so weird." Said Jillian, "I don't know how's he able to handle it."

"Well he has been doing it for years." Said Erza.

"I guess you have a point." Said Jillian.

After the two left and a minutes after they left everyone in the Guild Hall.

"Okay… I take it back." Said Happy, "She's up to something."

"Hey Dipper have you looked up anything about her acting troop?" asked Sting, "I mean come on Michelle's a better actor than her, and she's technically a few months old."

Michelle stared at Sting.

"No offense." He said.

"But he's right, the only one suspicious of her was Mr. Paranoid." Said Gajeel, "But this time it seems like everyone can see she's up to something."

"So what should we do?" asked Michelle.

There was a silence in the guild.

"All right…" said Cana who seemed to be taking charge.

Everyone looked at Cana ready for what she had to say.

"The usual rules apply, if two or more of you come up with the same answer you have to share in the pot, on the off chance no one comes up with the correct answer Ford gets the pot." Said Cana.

"Wait… we're betting?" asked Michelle.

"Yeah, sometimes this happens and we bet on the outcome." Said Mabel, "Stuff like this happens so much that we can't help it sometimes."

"But…" said Michelle.

"Ford will be fine." Said Dipper.

"If you say so." Sighed Michelle.

Overt the course of the next few days, Jillian continued to show Ford and learn about him rom his friends and family and about their relationships.

Also during that time, those that worked at the Mystery Shack all joined the betting pool as well, after all these things happened a lot.

One day actually went for much longer than expected that was it was late at night when they were done with what they were doing.

"Sorry about that." Apologized Ford.

"It's quite all right." Said Jillian, "Before I go there's something I have to show you."

Jillian removed a stone from her pocket it was a bright red color and seemed to be perfectly polished, "It's an old family heirloom." She explained.

Ford could tell whatever it was whatever she had planned.

But before she could ask she began to say "your life mine to see as I do fit." As she did the stone began to glow.

Ford tried to say something but whatever was making the stone glow was also making him freeze up.

"And my life is yours, it's what you do with your time left… but and now forever more each other's fates in are in the other's hands!"

The stone suddenly gave off a flash of light. When it was done Jillian dropped the stone as fig she was disoriented.

"What… what just… happened?" she asked.

Ford walked over, smirked and picked up the stone.

"We switched bodies." Said Ford.

Indeed they switched bodies, or rather Jillian stole Ford's.

"Really a body switching stone?" asked Ford/Jillian (Ford in Jillian's body for those that need a refresher).

"That's right." Said Jillian/Ford, "You see my ancestor once met with a witch who sold them the stone, this stone allows for a one time switch between two people. They can use the stone again, but not with each other. Anyways my ancestor came up with a plan for a pseudo form of immortality. They had a child and made sure to raise the child in a way so that the child wouldn't fight. And when it was time, my ancestor would trade places with the child living the reaming years in either and or very sick body and my ancestor living their rest of the lives while continuing the cycle. I knew my ancestor as my grandmother to be honest, so maybe I should refer to them as that."

"Let me guess that's why they started the family business?" asked Ford/Jillian.

"Oh I guess I didn't know I brought it up, but yes, that's the reason, after all if you're going to be immortal minds as well run a business for all eternity. However I'm not a from an heir line, you see my grandmother had more than one child. And my mother wasn't part of said line. And my grandmother whenever there's an extra child like to tell about the heirloom just in case something happens and they could inherit the stone so that it's legacy will never be lost. Or an extra heir just in case the current body is unable to conceive a child"

"What happened?" asked Ford/Jillian.

"A few years after my grandmother and my uncle switched bodies, she … he… it's always confusing… well either way they died in a car crash and of course the stone was willed to me and to use it in anyways I want to use it." Said Jillian/Ford, "I decided to use to live out celebrity lives."

"What!" said Ford/Jillian.

"That's right, you're quite famous but you're not Neil deGrasse Tyson or Bill Nye famous." Said Jillian/Ford, "I plan to live our your celebrity the next few years before going with someone else and since you're so old by the time I make that switch everyone will just think you're crazy."

"Seriously!" yelled Ford/Jillian.

"What? You get my life, I'm a rich student at East Coast University. You can do whatever you want with my life." Said Jillian/Ford.

Ford/Jillian was about to say something but then Jillian/Ford grabbed Ford/Jillian by the arm.

"Let go of me!" yelled Ford/Jillian.

"Sorry but I have to make it look you're a traitor!" said Jillian/Ford, "Which technically you are… but no one else knows the truth."

She forced him into the elevator and dragged him upstairs.

"How could you do that!" yelled Jillian/Ford once they were in the gift shop.

Stan, Soos and Melody all came to the gift shop to see Jillian/Ford tossed out Ford/Jillian.

"You betrayed my trust! You are banned from this place!" yelled Ford/Jillian.

She slammed the door shut and Ford/Jillian sighed.

Inside the three looked at Ford.

"What happened?" asked Melody.

"That little… I can't believe it." Said Ford, "I'm just so angry with her I can't even say what happened."

Stan, Soos and Melody all knew there was something off.

Thankfully they had something.

"Hey now…" said Stan.

"What?" asked Ford.

"You know what never mind." Said Stan.

"I'm going to bed." Grumbled Jillian/Ford.

She headed to the apartment. Once the vending machine closed Jillian/Ford smiled.

"They don't know what just happened." She mused to herself.

In the gift shop however Stan face palmed.

"Great we're dealing with imposter." Muttered Stan.

"Should we worried?" asked Melody.

"Eh… we'll deal with it tomorrow." Said Stan.

"Besides we should get Jillian's side of the story, just in case." Said Soos.

Melody shrugged and they all headed to bed, with Stan deicing to grab the fold out and sleep in the living room as he didn't want to be with the Ford imposter… that and his movie wasn't finished yet.

Meanwhile in the forest, Ford/Jillian was walking, thankfully he made it to his destination.

Fairy Woods AKA the men's dorm.

He entered and breathed a sigh of relief that a brawl hadn't gotten started yet.

Thankfully Dipper was still awake and reading his journal when someone knocked on the door. He got up and opened the door a crack.

"Jillian?" asked Dipper.

"No…" sighed Ford/Jillian, "I'm actually Ford. Jillian had a stone and used it to switch bodies."

Dipper opened the door fully, he could tell this wasn't the Jillian he had met a few times during the week. However there wasn't proof this was Ford.

"Hey now…" he said.

Jillian/Ford sighed, "I'm an all star!""

Dipper let him in and Ford sat on a spar chair.

"Seriously! Why is that the family password!" said Ford/Jillian.

"Because we all voted for it." Said Dipper.

Ford/Jillian face palmed as Ray and Peter flew to him in curiosity and chirped at him.

"So what happened exactly?" asked Dipper.

Ford/Jillian told him what happened and how she told him how the stone worked.

When Ford/Jillian finished the story Dipper had to check someone on a piece of paper.

"Huh…" said Dipper.

"What is it?" asked Ford/Jillian.

"You might want to see this." Said Dipper handing him the piece of paper.

It was the betting pool.

"You bet on this again." Said Ford/Jillian.

"Yes." Sighed Dipper.

"Had planned to steal my research and take it for own." Said Ford/Jillian looking where Dipper's was.

"Well I was half right, but I doubt it will count." Said Dipper, "But notice something?"

Ford looked at the options, and none of them said "Steal his body."

"I wouldn't be showing this to you if you didn't win." Said Dipper.

"Huh…" said Ford/Jillian.

"Anyways I already figured out two ways we can fix this, but we have to bring in one more person for one of them." said Dipper.

Ford/Jillian nodded.

"We should get some sleep." Sighed Dipper, "It's going to be a long day tomorrow."

Thankfully Dipper had a spare bed in case someone needed to sleep over.

The next day they headed to the Guild Hall to see who would help them.

That was when they heard oinking and Waddles ran over to Dipper.

Waddles was still small and cute. Yes, it had been almost 7 years since Mabel had gotten him and he hadn't grown.

Turned out Waddles wasn't unscathed from his time at that farm, along with super 8 legged cows and super inelegant sheep, they could add pigs that didn't seem to age to the list of mutations.

"Hey Dippingsauce!" said Mabel, "Sorry he got away from his leash."

"It's fine." Laughed Dipper since he was used to it.

Mabel looked at Ford/Jillian and she was unaware of the body swap.

"What are you doing?" asked Mabel.

"Mabel, I'm Ford." Sighed Ford/Jillian, "She stole my body."

Mabel looked unsure, "Hey now…" she said.

"I'm an all star." Sighed Ford/Jillian.

"At least it's not what I was thinking." Said Mabel breathing a sigh of relief pocking up on Ford's mannerisms when he said that.

"What were you thinking." Said Dipper.

"Oh just that you were dating Jillian the same reason why you dated Yukino." Said Mabel.

"You know… I don't want to know why you think I dated Yukino." Said Dipper face palming.

"So you need help?" asked Mabel.

"Aren't you busy today?" asked Dipper.

"I was going to go on a date with Eve today, but we broke up the other day." Said Mabel, "Maybe I should have told you…"

Dipper sighed, it was combination of exasperation and relief.

"Yeah, we do need help." Said Dipper.

"Should I finish my walk with Waddles?" asked Mabel.

"I think we have time." Said Ford/Jillian

"Good idea, because our family's pets do seem to get the brunt of our body switching experiences." Sighed Dipper.

Mabel finished her walk, brought Waddles back to her room and they headed to the Mystery Shack along the way Dipper explained one of his plans.

"Wow… that's a surprising source for a math thing." Said Mabel.

"I'm probably going to avoid issuing the name if the carpet doesn't work." Said Dipper.

"Let's hope that she hasn't figured it out." Said Ford/Jillian.

Thankfully Jillian/Ford was distracted by the ability to use magic didn't research anyways.

They got to the Mystery Shack.

EarileR that morning, when Laxus had arrived Jillian/Ford told him to look for "Jillian" and to remove her from site.

However Laxus could tell immediately that wasn't the reason Ford and double-checked with Stan who confirmed she had failed the password.

When they came into the gift shop, Laxus saw them and knew right away that something was going on and Stan told him to call him if "Jillian" showed up.

"Hey Stan! Jillian's here!" called out Laxus.

Ford/Jillian sighed, hoping Stan would either figured out that there was an imposter or at least believe him.

Stan got there and looked at Ford/Jillian.

He could already tell.

"Hey now…" said Stan trying not to laugh.

"I'm an all star." Muttered Ford/Jillian.

"Please tell you didn't show her the carpet." Said Stan.

"No, turns out she has a stone that lets her switch bodies." Sighed Ford/Jillian.

"Huh…" said Stan, "Need help?"

"We got it." Said Mabel.

Stan shrugged and let them to go to the vending machine.

They got the vending machine and went down to the lab where Jillian/Ford was reading the Journals.

The door, opened and Jillian/Ford looked at them.

"Oh Natsu." Said Jillian/Ford, "What are you doing with her?"

Mabel started to laugh, she couldn't help it. IT was already too obvious it wasn't Ford.

"Oh man…" laughed Mabel, "You are so bad at it."

"What?" asked Jillian/Ford.

"You honestly think my family wouldn't believe me." Said Ford/Jillian.

"What?" asked Jillian/Ford.

"You just failed." Said Dipper, "You called me by my given name haven't you learned anything what shadowing him?"

Jillian/Ford paled.

That was when Jillian/Ford active Archive, "You're going to get it!"

However Dipper quickly made the word "Rope" in cursive.

"What?" asked Jillian/Ford.

Then Dipper used his telekinesis to quickly tie up Jillian/Ford.

"I'll go get the carpet." Said Dipper.

"I don't what you're up to. But there's nothing you can do." Said Jillian/Ford, "This is permanent. Just pretend you're me and no one will know."

"Don't you get it." Said Ford/Jillian, "No one was buying it."

"What?" said Jillian/Ford.

"Everyone who met you could tell you up to something." Said Ford/Jillian.

"You're kidding! But I was perfectly playing the love struck girl!" said Jillian/Ford, "I had the starring lead in most of my troop's plays."

Mabel had her cell phone out and read something out loud

"To say Jillian Ingram's performance was a train wreck would be too kind." Read Mabel, "I didn't believe that she was Blanche, all I saw was a girl who was simultaneously underacting and overacting…"

"Critics are all wrong!" yelled Jillian/Ford, "Also that's from one of my first pays, I've gotten much better since then."

"You do seem better than what this reviews says." Said Mabel with a shrug.

"You k now Michelle, she has a secret, a very dark secret that everyone in the Guild knows about." Said Ford/Jillian.

"Does that have to with those tests you were running on her when we first met?" asked Jillian.

"Yes." Answered Ford, "When we first met her, only two people figured out that she was hiding something. Myself and Dipper. On the other hand, when everyone met you, they could tell you were hiding something. Not to mention that we deal with imposters so that if a member of my family suspects one of us has been replaced, we have a trust password." Said Ford.

Jillian's eyes widened.

"At might be but we can't switch back." Said Jillian.

"You're wrong." Said Dipper brining in the carpet, "You see your stone is only the second thing that we encountered that swap bodies."

"Three if you count mom's thing with the changeling spell." Laughed Mabel.

"Which we personally haven't encountered yet." Sighed Dipper.

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Said Ford/Jillian.

"Really? Tell me?" asked Jillian.

"The easy way is to the use the Electron carpet, which will hopefully work." Said Dipper.

"And the hard way then?" asked Jillian/Ford.

"There's a theorem that proves that if you add two more people in the mix we can fix this." Said Dipper.

"What? Seriously?" asked Jillian/Ford, "Prove it."

"All right." Said Dipper taking out a light pen and began to do the math, "You see…"

"Fine we'll do the easy way." Said Jillian/Ford.

"What are you bad at math?" laughed Mabel.

Jillian/Ford blushed.

"You are bad at math." said Mabel surprised.

They brought Jillian/Ford to the edge of the carpet, as she was still tied up.

Ford/Jillian built up static and zapped his body.

"Okay seriously." Muttered Jillian who was back in her own body and hadn't noticed, "That hurt."

Then she realized she was back in her own body. She blinked then tired to run for it. However once she was off the carpet, Mabel grabbed her by the arm.

"You're not getting away!" said Mabel.

"Let go of me!" yelled Jillian.

"No way." Said Mabel, "Where's that evil stone of yours."

"Don't worry." Said Ford as Dipper untied him he took it out and it was in his pocket, "I'm confiscating it."

'What!" yelled Jillian, "No way! That belongs to me."

"You tried to steal my life." Said Ford, "And if you keep it you'll just try to steal someone else's."

Jillian gritted her teeth.

"This isn't over!" yelled Jillian heading to the elevator, "I'll be back one day! And you will know pain!"

She left in the elevator.

"Add her to the list." Sighed Dipper.

"On it." Said Ford.

There was a list of various people that had vowed revenge, by this point in their lives just in case someone did vow revenge they would remember who they were.

"Well that took much shorter than expected." Sighed Mabel.

"I guess we should put this back." Said Dipper pointing to the carpet.

"Yeah, good idea." Said Mabel with a shrug.

"I should find a place to put this." Said Ford referring to the stone.

Later that day Ford decided to eat lunch at the Guild Hall.

"It's too bad that it was another dud." Said Mirajane.

"Mirajane, I knew she was up to something to being with." Said Ford.

"I know… but wouldn't have been nice if she was just up to something and hit had nothing to with you." Said Mirajane.

Ford sighed, "I know that what you put in." said Ford.

"I thought it was cute." Laughed Mirajane.

Ford sighed.

The Strongest Team watched this.

"hey does Ford have a crush on Mirajane?" asked Michelle.

"You just noticed now." Said Natsu.

"She's new remember." Said Lucy.

"Oh… yeah…" sighed Natsu.

"He's in Llllooove!" laughed Happy.

"I heard that!" yelled Ford.

And so, Jillian's evil plan was easily thwarted, then again see did seem like a small fish in a big pond and really had no idea what she was dealing with.

However only time will tell she would return and truly knew what she was dealing with.

But who knows… after all there is a long of people who vowed revenge against Ford for one reason or another, for he knew she was another drop in the bucket…

Next Time: Two more members of Zentopia show up when Mabel thinks it's a good idea for a girl's day. Meanwhile Pantherlily is still a little depressed about Coco... what does that have to do with anything? Find out next time!

A/N: There's a few things I have to say. First off Peter and Ray (the exclamation parakeets) were the idea of drakin6345 who though it would be a good idea to add pets for Dipper.

Also it took me a while to figure out how to handle Waddles, would he be really big or as some fan art shows him cute and still small. I thought it would be funnier if he was still cute and still small as he was from that farm... who knows what sort of hidden mutation he may have.

Also that theorem mentioned in the chapter is a real theorem about body swaps, it's called the Futurama Theorem.. why? Because it was invented for an episode of Futurama (The Prisoner of Benda if you you're wondering). I did hint at the source (and name) but decided not to go into too much detail...

Oh and I don't know if I'm going to bring back Jillian, I might, I might not... it depends on an upcoming arc I'm planning for after the current one (I'll go into details about that arc at another time).