A/N: Something I forgot to mention last time is that there will be a chapter every now and then where Ford deals with romance in someway. It's not common, but it will happen sometimes, in fact the first two plots that weren't adapted from canon is a Ford romance chapter (not last chapter, a different chapter) anyways enjoy this one...

Chapter 80: Girls Day Out

Michelle was reading a book in the room she shared with Lucy, right now she didn't need to sleep due to not being human so she didn't sleep unless she was really bored or Lucy insisted.

Last night wasn't one of those nights. She looked over at Lucy sleeping when she woke up.

"How did you sleep?" asked Michelle.

"Okay." Sighed Lucy.

Meanwhile in Mabel room she looked around after waking up, she had a good night's sleep, after all these years she still suffered from nightmares and having a goodnight often left her in a good mood.

She looked over to Waddles.

"What do you think Waddles, you think that's a good idea?" asked Mabel.

Waddles oinked.

"All right!" cheered Mabel.

She left her room and headed to where the bathroom line was starting to form.

"Hey!" said Mabel.

"Morning Mabel." Said Lisanna.

"Now's not the time." Sighed Cana messaging a headache.

"I have an idea, it's probably going to be a slow day so how about we do a girl's day out." Said Mabel.

Everything became very quiet.

Everyone in line stared at Mabel.

"Seriously?" asked Wendy.

"That's a really bad idea." Said Cana.

That was when Yukino stepped out of the bathroom.

"I'm out." She said, she then stared at the everyone looking staring at Mabel.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"Mabel wants to a do a girl's day out." Sighed Wendy.

"And…" said Yukino.

"Oh yeah you weren't there for the last one." Sighed Cana.

"What happened?" asked Yukino.

(Flashback)

The various women of the guild had weapons on hand as Mabel in her shooting Star Armor sat on a unicorn with a sword in hand.

"They have done some horrible things to us! Things I will not name! But it's time to strike back!" yelled Mabel, "We shall reclaim what we have lost and will win!"

The others cheered holding up their weapons and went to fight their enemies.

(End of Flashback)

"You don't want to know…." Sighed Cana.

"I know the last one didn't end up well. But it's been more than a year." Said Mabel

"What's going on?" asked Lucy approaching the line with Michelle.

"Mabel wants to do another girl's day out." Sighed Lisanna.

"Oh…" said Lucy becoming pale.

"Come on! It will be fun! And I'm sure it won't end in bloodshed again." Said Mabel.

"What?" asked both Michelle and Yukino.

The others who lived in the dorm got the feeling that there was a talk going on in the hallway.

"It will be fun!" said Mabel, "Come on we all need a day off away from the Guild and Craziness…"

"She's right!" said Grenda taking Mabel's side.

"You won't tell us what happened so you guys might be exaggerating it." Sighed Yukino.

"It might be fun." Said Michelle.

The others who weren't taking Mabel's side all sighed. It made sense that Grenda took Mabel's side, but they weren't being fair to Yukino and Michelle.

They all looked at each other.

"Fine…" sighed Candy as she was the Head Girl of the dorms.

"Yes!" cheered Mabel.

"All right!" cheered Grenda, "After all what's the worst that could happen?"

Before anyone could say anything.

"Don't answer that." Said Mabel.

Meanwhile at the Bridge complex a man with red hair wearing armor with a large spear and shield strapped to his back exited the building with a light green exceed he had glasses and wore the uniform of Zentopia.

"SO do you have any idea what we're supposed to be looking for?" asked the man.

"We're supposed to look for Lucy Heartfilia and find out where she's hiding the piece." Said the Exceed.

"Hey ladies!" said the man who got distracted by some pretty girls.

The Exceed sighed and face pawed.

"Wait… why are we here again?" asked the man remembering something.

"Because Mary, Coco and Sugarboy would be arrested if they come back here." Explained the Exceed.

"Oh yeah." Sighed the man.

"Come on let's go look for her." Sighed the Exceed.

"Yeah." Said the man.

Sometime later at the Guild Hall, Mirajane answered the phone.

"Hello?" answered Mirajane.

"Hi Mira." Said Lisanna on the other end.

"Did something come up?" asked Mirajane.

"Oh Mabel convinced all of us to go out on a Girl's Day out." Said Lisanna.

"Really?" asked Mirajane surprised.

"Yeah, so we're not coming to the Guild Hall unless something happens." Said Lisanna.

"Good luck." Said Mirajane.

"Thanks." Sighed Lisanna who hung up the phone.

"What's going on?" asked Erza.

"The girls dorm is having a day out." Said Mirajane.

Erza stared at Mirajane and sighed.

"Mabel's idea?" asked Erza.

"Mabel's idea." Sighed Mirajane.

"Really after the last one went I'm surprised they all agreed to another one." Said Levy who lived with Gajeel and Panther Lily and not in the dorms.

"I wonder why they didn't think of inviting us." Muttered Evergreen.

"Mabel probably did it on a whim," said Mirajane," And I don't think it's a good idea for you go with him."

"Why?" asked Evergreen.

"Knowing our luck you'll probably end up going into labor." Said Erza.

Evergreen was going to say something but realized.

"you're probably right." Said Evergreen.

"We can only hope that the day won't end in bloodshed… again." Sighed Mirajane.

Nearby, Panther Lily was eating a kiwi while sighing.

"What's wrong with Lily?" asked Mirajane.

"He's still thinking about what Coco said." Said Erza.

"It's still hard for him isn't it?" asked Mirajane.

"Yes." Sighed Erza.

"I hope he feels better soon." Sighed Mirajane.

Erza nodded.

Meanwhile Lucy was getting for the day when she noticed the Clock Piece, she knew that it would be something to take with her, she usually left it at the Guild Hall if she was doing a job, but today wasn't the day for that.

She grabbed a somewhat large backpack and put it in it there.

Michelle entered the room and noticed Lucy packing it.

"Oh good I was going to remind you." Said Michelle.

"Yeah." Sighed Lucy.

"Come on! Let's go!" cheered Michelle.

"You seem really excited." Said Lucy.

Michelle sighed, "Sorry it just sounds so much fun." She said.

"It wasn't fun last time though." Said Lucy.

"What happened?" asked Michelle.

"You know how the Magic Council sees us a menace who go on rampages?" asked Lucy, "It was like how they see us just up to eleven."

"Oh…" sad Michelle figuring it was big.

Not too long later the girls went to Greasy's dinner for breakfast.

"So…" said Mabel trying to get the ball rolling she then looked at Juvia, "How are things going with you and Gray?"

"It's going great! We have a date lined up for later this week!" said Juvia.

"Is Lyon still giving you trouble though?" asked Candy.

"You know he is." Sighed Juvia, "He keeps trying to convince me to break up with Gray and join Lamia Scale… I keep telling him I'm not interested!"

"It must be so hard to have two guys like that." Said Candy.

"It took a lot of work just to get Gray." Sighed Juvia.

"But how did that even happen?" asked Grenda.

"Come on give us the details already." Said Mabel.

Juvia paled.

"Come on if Juvia doesn't want to tell us, she doesn't have to." Said Cana.

Juvia looked at Cana surprised. Cana winked at her and Juvia realized what it meant and nodded.

"how are things going between you and Marius?" Cana asked Grenda quickly changing the subject.

"It's the same." Said Grenda with a shrug.

"Well how are things going between you and your boyfriend Marvelous?" asked Candy.

"I keep telling you! He's not my boyfriend." Said Marvelous blushing, "He's just a friend."

"Sure he is." Teased Cana.

"I refuse to let him date her! Even if they were interested." Said Carla, "Which they're not!"

The others laughed, causing Marvelous to blush even more.

"I'm back together with Eve!" said Mabel knowing that conversation would go nowhere.

"Oh… that's…" said Lisanna.

"I hope you stick together for a while." Said Candy.

"Should we talk about it?" asked Michelle .

"No it's fine." Said Lucy, "You'll get used to it. "

Not wanting to get into that Carla changed the subject.

"Pacifica, has anything changed between you and Dipper?" she asked.

"What?" asked Pacifica just blushing.

"Come on!" laughed Cana, "We all know you have a thing for Dipper."

"I don't have a thing for Dipper! He's just a friend." Said Pacifica.

"Don't lie." Laughed Wendy.

"Why else would you go with him a couple weeks ago to the first Star Wars showing." Said Mabel with a sly smile.

"Because he invited me." Said Pacifica blushing, "We just went as friends."

"Sure you did." Teased Lucy.

Pacifica looked at Lucy and she knew that she shouldn't have said anything due to the a certain fact.

"I could have said the same thing about Natsu." Said Pacifica.

"Wait… what about Natsu?" asked Michelle.

"You haven't told Michelle?" asked Pacifica shocked.

"Told me what?" asked Michelle.

Lucy sighed.

"I'm in love with Natsu." She admitted.

"What?" asked Michelle, "Does he know?"

"No." sighed Lucy.

"Are you planning to tell him?" asked Michelle.

"It's complicated." Sighed Lisanna.

"Why?" asked Michelle.

"Because I'm in love with him too." She sighed.

Michelle was very surprised.

"Wait you're both in love with him?" asked Michelle.

Both Lucy and Lisanna nodded.

"Why doesn't he know?" asked Michelle.

"Because he's too obvious to notice." Sighed Lucy.

"He hasn't figure out that both Lucy and Lisanna are in love with him." said Cana, "And it doesn't help that they both don't mind if the other gets him."

"It's the world's most polite love triangle." Said Candy adjusting her glasses.

"Wait, so no one's told Natsu?" asked Michelle.

"Happy has." Sighed Lisanna.

"But because it's Happy, Natsu just brushes it off as a joke." Sighed Lucy.

Michelle nodding realizing that Natsu wouldn't take Happy telling him that seriously.

Before the conversation could continue their food arrived with Lazy Susan with a large amount of food.

Mostly they got pancakes including Michelle.

"Wait Michelle you actually eat food?" asked Grenda.

"Oh yeah! For some reason I have a sense of taste." Said Michelle.

"Serially?" asked Cana.

"That's so weird." Said Grenda.

"Um… where does the food go?" asked Candy.

Michelle was about to answer.

"No!" said Carla, "Let's not discus that while we're eating."

"She has a point." Said Marvelous.

"Who do you think will be chosen for the Grand Magic Games this year?" asked Grenda.

As the subject moved to the Grand Magic Games the man showed up in Greasy's. As Gravity Falls was a town with a Bridge, no one batted an eye at a man in full armor any more.

He looked around and saw the table and blushed, so many cute girls at one table.

"Hey there ladies!" he said.

The group stared at him.

"Can we help you." Said Pacifica.

"The name's Dan Straight!" he said introduced himself.

Mabel laughed.

"What's so funny?" asked the man named Dan.

"Sorry it's just that your name is Dan Straight." Said Mabel.

"And?" asked Dan.

"You know… it's just one letter off from a certain phrase." She laughed.

Dan blinked but then realized what she was talking about.

In Earthland, Mary, Coco and Sugarboy were in a room together when they all got a bad feeling.

"Do you get that feeling?" asked Coco.

"It like feels like something we've always dreaded has finally happened." Said Mary.

Back in Gravity Falls…

"I never noticed." Laughed Dan.

"Seriously?" asked Pacifica.

"Maybe your friends didn't want to tell you." Said Carla.

"I'm in love!" he suddenly yelled out.

He loudly proclaimed his love for Mabel in various ways causing everyone in the diner to stare at him.

"Is he okay?" asked Lazy Susan.

"Just someone from Earthland." Sighed Cana.

"Oh okay! Make sense!" said Lazy Susan.

Once he was done with loud proclamations of love he began to flirt with Mabel.

"So tell me a little more about yourself." Said Dan.

"Um… I have a boyfriend." Said Mabel.

"You do." Said Dan, "Then dump him."

"I'm not dumping him because someone I don't even know wants me to." Said Mabel.

"Oh come on, I don't know who your boyfriend is, but I'm a member of the Legion Platoon." Said Dan with a big grin.

All of their eyes winded.

"You're a member of the Legion Platoon?" asked Lucy.

"That's right!" said Dan.

"Can we have the check and take out stuff!" called out Mabel.

Lazy Susan brought over the checks figuring they would pay separately along with a bunch of containers.

"Sorry, something just came up." Said Mabel as they all quickly began to pack up their food.

As they packed up their food, Dan noticed some of their guild marks.

"Wait! A second you're members of Fairy Tail!" he said surprised.

Mabel Requiped a large stack of money and handed it to Lazy Susan.

"Here's for the damage!" said Mabel.

She immediately requiped into her Shooting Star Armor.

"Wait! You're a member of Fairy Tail too!" yelled Dan in shock.

A lot of people stared at Dan, even those not in a fight.

"Dude! She's an S Class, was in last years Grand Magic Games and a couple months ago was Sorcerer's Weekly centerfold." Said Nate who was there.

"Whoa you're Queen Mab!" yelled Dan surprised, "No way!"

"Yeah I am." Said Mabel using this to distract him so that Lucy at least can escape.

"Oh man… I don't know if you're out opt my league or not." Said Dan.

"Yeah…" said Mabel by this point, Pacifica and Michelle had led Lucy out of the diner with the other packing up their breakfast just in case they still wanted breakfast.

"Requip!" called out Mabel requipping two swords.

The two began to fight, however Dan used his lance to stab Mabel's swords, which then glowed and shrunk to doll sized weapons.

"No way!" said Mabel as they shrank.

"My spear Habaraki can change the size of anything it stabs!" bragged Dan.

"That's kind of cool." Said Mabel.

"I know it is!" he said blushing. But then he became somewhat serious, "Tell me where Lucy Heartfilia is!"

"You just missed her!" said Mabel.

"What." Said Dan.

Dan looked around saw that the other girls had left during their extremely short fight.

"Well Mabel! I'll be back for a date another time! But I have to find Lucy!" said Dan.

He ran out of the diner, which made everyone else shrug and go back to breakfast.

"Here you're money back." Said Lazy Susan, "You fight didn't do any damage."

Mabel looked around as the fight was short indeed there wasn't any damage.

"Thanks." Said Mabel.

Meanwhile at the Women's dorm the light green Exceed had arrived.

"There is a chance that she has left it here for the day, but it's highly unlikely." Said the Green Exceed.

However he managed to get through.

However Freed had gotten a feeling that someone broke into the Women's dorm.

"Someone just broke into the women's dorm." He said.

"What?" asked Mirajane.

"IT could be someone looking for the Clock Piece." Said Erza.

"I'll handle it." Said Gajeel.

"You can't." said Erza.

"What why not!" yelled Gajeel.

"Because there's no one here to give you permission." Said Erza.

"Male Exceeds aren't bound to the rule." Said Panther Lily.

Gajeel smirked.

"Come on Pig Boy." Said Gajeel, "The three of us are going to deal with whoever is breaking in."

"Seriously?" asked Gideon.

"It's always a good idea to read an intruder's mind." Said Panther Lily.

Gideon sighed.

Meanwhile in the forest Lucy, Pacifica and Michelle all rested.

Michelle sighed.

"what's wrong?" asked Lucy.

"Why didn't you tell me about your feelings for Natsu." Said Michelle.

Lucy and Pacifica knew that chances were good that they had time to talk about this and did so.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you." Said Lucy.

"Why didn't you?" asked Michelle.

"Because I don't like talking about it." Sighed Lucy, "I do want to see Natsu happy, and Lisanna would make a good girlfriend for him… They are childhood friends…"

"Are you worried what if he ends up with someone else?" asked Michelle.

"A little…" sighed Lucy.

Michelle sighed… "I thought it was because you would think I would get jealous." Sighed Michelle.

"No that's not the reason." Said Lucy.

"I thought that was one of the reasons." Said Pacifica.

Both Lucy and Michelle stared at Pacifica.

"Please don't give your reasons." Said Michelle.

"Fine." Sighed Pacifica.

"Are you ever going to tell Natsu?" asked Michelle.

"If Natsu doesn't figure it out by next year a lot of the guild are going to tell him." said Pacifica.

"Seriously?" asked Michelle.

Lucy and Pacifica nodded.

"Maybe he'll finally notice one of you…" said Michelle.

Neither one answered.

"Hey!" called out a voice.

It was the rest of the girls.

"You found us fast." Said Michelle.

"I sniffed you out." Said Marvelous.

"Oh right…" said Michelle.

"Did you check to see if Mabel is still fighting?" asked Lucy.

"On it!" said Grenda.

She texted Mabel.

And got a text back.

"The fight was short. Looking for you now." Read Grenda.

"We'll go find her." Said Marvelous.

"Marvelous will sniff you out." typed Grenda.

"Okay!" was the response.

Meanwhile at the women's dorm, the green exceed had managed to break into Lucy and Michelle's room, he couldn't find the Clock Piece.

However he was reading Lucy's copy of "Key of the Starry Skies".

Panther Lily saw the door opened and he entered the room.

"You're an Exceed." Said Panther Lily Surprised.

"Yes, I take it there's some kind of alarm?" asked the Exceed adjusting his glasses.

"What are you doing here?" asked Panther Lily.

"We're looking for the piece that Lucy Heartfilia owns. I predicted that she would have it, but I did figure that chances were high that would be something of use. And I was right." Said the Exceed.

Panther Lily just looked at the Exceed.

However outside Gajeel and Gideon were there. Turned out the two were listening on what was going on, even eavesdropping.

"He's figured out where the other clock pieces are." Gideon told Panther Lily.

"I see…" responded Panther Lily.

"So you're Panther Lily, I've heard a lot about you." Said the Exceed.

"I see." Said Panther Lily, "I think you should leave now."

"What? Are you going to make me?" asked the Exceed.

"No it's just that people breaking into Lucy's room is something she really hates." Said Panther Lily.

"Seriously?" asked the Exceed.

"I'm not getting into a fight with you in here!" said Panther Lily who seemed nervous for some reasons.

"Okay… I think you're being honest…" said the Exceed unsure how to act.

Meanwhile just outside of town Mabel saw that the rest of the girls were heading towards her.

She waved at them.

However before she could respond, Dan jumped down from a tree and stabbed Lucy in the back with his spear.

"Watch out!" yelled Mabel.

But it was too late, he shrunk Lucy.

"Oh man!" yelled the tiny Lucy.

He picked her up.

"Oh you're so cute! But not at cute as my darling Mabel!" cooed Dan.

"Put me down!" said Lucy.

"Did you seriously just do that in front of us!" yelled Wendy.

Mable requiped in a light blue and gold armor, that had a white skirt, she wore her hair in a braid and had a sky blue ribbon head band in her hair, she also held a lighting spear similar to her mother's.

"He shrank my swords earlier! So if we hit him with long range attacks!" said Mabel.

"On it!" said Wendy requipping a an axe with a long handle.

"Okay! Got it!" said Candy turned into a cyborg from that was bright yellow and had two guns for arms.

"Well I should help out my former love rival!" said Juvia.

Wendy swiped her axe which sent out a large just of wind, Candy shot at Dan, Juvia sent out a blade of water while Mable sent out a huge bolt of lighting.

However Dan pulled out his shield which made all of their attack bounce back and all of them had to dodge the many attacks sent back at them.

""This is my shield Ricochet!" he said, "Any attack get bounced back!"

"Great…" said Pacifica.

"WE have to take him seriously remember, even if he is an idiot." Pointed out Cana.

"Oh come on!" said Dan.

"You're not getting Lucy!" yelled Michelle getting up.

"Wait! "said Pacifica deicing to stop her.

However Dan stabbed the two shrinking them.

"Oh no!" cried Lucy.

"Come along, I think Samuel might know of a way to tell us where the piece is." Said Dan taking Lucy away.

However there was a reason why they weren't fighting.

Mabel took out Ford's emergency call card and activated it.

"Hey Grunkle Ford!" she called out.

"Is something wrong Mabel?" asked Ford.

"No everything's fine!" said Mabel, "I was wondering… where's the size changing crystals are!"

"Why do you ask?" asked Ford.

"No particular reason!" said Mabel, "None what so ever!"

Turns out it was the day Dipper was helping out.

"Mabel… what happened today." Said Dipper on the other end.

"Nothing!" said Mabel.

"I know you called for a girl's day out." Said Dipper.

Mabel sighed.

"It's going better than last time and that's all we'll say." Said Carla, "Tell us where the crystals are."

On the other end Dipper and Ford looked at each other and sighed.

"hat happened." Sighed Dipper.

"We don't want you to worry. "said Mabel on other end.

"You're not helping." Said Dipper.

"It's the legion platoon." Sighed Wendy knowing that they wouldn't tell them unless they explain what's going on, "It's a guy with a size changing spear, he strand then kidnapped Lucy and also shrank Michelle and Pacifica."

"Please tell me you're serious." Sighed Ford.

"It's true." Said Mabel on the other end.

"You know… considering everything that happened, I think the Legion Platoon showing up to steal the clock piece isn't something to hide a bad thing." Said Dipper.

"Yes especially since your last girl's day out ended in blood shed." Said Ford, "Speaking of which do you still talk to Mipsy?"

Mipsy was the unicorn that Mabel rode into battle last time.

"Sometimes, just because she might be the nicer of the unicorns but she's still mean." Said Mabel.

"Mabel! The crystal!" yelled Pacifica who was now riding Lisanna's shoulder with Michelle.

"Sorry!" said Mabel.

Ford told them the location and they headed to get there.

Back at the women's dorm, Panther Lily and the exceed left the dorm.

"It seems like he has back up outside." Thought the Exceed.

"He's on to us." Gideon told Panther Lily, "We're going to hide."

Panther Lily didn't do anything to alert the other Exceed.

They got outside and the Exceed was surprised.

"What is it?" asked Panther Lily.

"I was expecting an ambush of some kind." Said the Exceed.

"Well there isn't." said Panther Lily.

"Fairy Tail isn't as predicable as I thought…" said the exceed, "Unless…"

"Unless what?" asked Panther Lily.

The Exceed looked around.

"Keep distracting him, I have an idea." Said Gideon's' voice.

"You have a way to predict my moves as well." Said the exceed.

That was when the exceed grew, turned out he had a battle form like Panther Lily did.

"Please tell me you're plan will still work." Thought Panther Lily.

"Don't worry it will…" replied Gideon.

Panther Lily grew to his battle size as well.

Meanwhile Dan was looking around the forest.

"Where was I supposed to meet him again." Sighed Dan.

"How did you even find us?" asked Lucy.

"Oh I asked a strange little bearded man." Said Dan, "He told me where you were."

"Of course one of them told you." Sighed Lucy.

Lucy sighed then realized something.

"Open! Gate of the Gold Bull! Taurus!" called out Lucy.

She summoned Taurus however…

He was just as a small as Lucy.

"You have to be kidding me!" yelled Lucy.

"What happened!" yelled Taurus.

"Oh look at the tiny little guy!" said Dan.

Lucy sighed.

"This is so embarrassing." She said.

"Miss Lucy! What should I dooooo?" asked Taurus.

"I have no idea!" yelled Lucy.

Dan however stepped on Taurus making Lucy sigh as Taurus left due to his injuries.

"You're not going to get away with this!" yelled Lucy.

"Don't worry you have to just give us what we want and we'll let you go." Said Dan.

"That didn't mean you had to shrink my friends!" said Lucy.

Dan blinked.

"Maybe I shouldn't have done that." He admitted.

"You think!" yelled Lucy.

Lucy sighed, "Hopefully they're get one of the crystals." Though Lucy.

With the group they decided to spilt up.

"Are you sure about that?" asked Mabel.

"I'm sure." Said Pacifica with Michelle.

"I don't' know if he can shrink us even further." Said Michelle.

"I'll go with them. "said Wendy.

"Don't' worry, we'll make sure they're fine." Said Lisanna.

"That's right." Said Yukino.

"We'll go with Mabel." Said Grenda.

"Yeah." Agreed Candy.

"Don't worry it will be fine." Said Marvelous.

"I guess that means we should go with you guys." Said Cana.

"yeah." Said Juvia.

"Why do you two sound annoyed?" asked Carla.

"Because I faced the Legion Platoon before, I didn't even fight her, they made me fight Gajeel." Said Cana.

"I don't know." Answered Juvia.

"Don't worry I have an idea." Said Pacifica, "One that would work…"

Meanwhile back at the Women's dorm, the two exceed fought.

The exceed us his claws to block Panther Lily's attacks.

Over the course of the last several years, Gideon had honed his telekinesis skills that he could steal something from someone's person without them noticing. And that was his plan.

As they fought the exceed didn't noticed a book fly away from him.

Panther Lily smirked but figured it would be better if the battle continued for a few more minutes.

Back with Dan and the shrunken Lucy.

"You're not going to get away this!" yelled Lucy.

"Come on! Just give me the piece and I'll let you go." Said Dan.

"I won't! My father asked me to protect it!" said Lucy.

"Really?" asked Dan.

Lucy nodded.

"Sorry but orders are orders." Sighed Dan.

Lucy sighed.

"There you are!" said a voice.

They turned to see the group that went to rescue Lucy.

"Oh you're here?" asked Dan, "But Mabel isn't here…"

He sighed loudly.

"Give us Lucy back now!" said Pacifica.

Lisanna put Pacifica onto the ground.

"Open! Gate of the Great Bear! Alioth!" called out Pacifica.

The ground below Pacifica began to glow at the spirit was summoned, it took the form of a gigantic blue bear robot that was several stories tall. Pacifica stood on the head proudly.

"My strongest spirit!" bragged Pacifica then she noticed something.

While it would have been several stories story, it was proportional as big as it should have been due to Pacifica's size.

It was the size of say Happy.

"Seriously." Sighed Pacifica.

"Oh what a cute little guy!" said Dan bending down to pet it.

Then Alioth began to maul his face.

Thanks the mauling, Lucy managed to get away.

However she did end up dropping her backpack and didn't notice.

"Hey!" called out Mabel.

The others arrived with the crystal and thankfully Mabel had a flashlight on her.

"Whoa! Did he shrunk Alioth too?" asked Candy.

"No it's because I'm tiny." Said Pacifica.

Alioth stopped attacking Dan.

"Hey let's try something." Said Mabel.

She regrew Pacifica first, and due to this it made Alioth big as well.

The gigantic robotic bear spirit smiled and began to stomp on Dan… many times.

"That's enoguh, I think he learned his lesson." Said Pacifica.

Alioth nodded and then disappeared.

"Let's just head to the Guild Hall." Sighed Lucy as she turned to her normal size.

"Yeah, even I think today was a bust." Sighed Mabel.

"It's not your fault." Said Candy.

"Yeah, who knew that today would be the day that the Legion Platoon would show up." Said Wendy.

They all looked at Carla.

"If I would have foresaw it I would have told you." Said Carla.

They all shrugged and left beaten up Dan on the ground.

Back at the women's dorm… Panther Lily sighed.

"I realized something what's the point of fighting." Said Panther Lily.

The exceed shrank back to hi normal size.

"You have a point." He said adjusting his glasses, "Why are we fighting Big Brother."

"What did you call me?" asked Panther Lily.

"You are my senior." Said the exceed, "My name is Samuel by the way."

"I see…" said Panther Lily.

"My work is done here." Said Samuel, "I should find Dan before he's accused of sexual harassment."

Panther Lily sighed as Samuel flew away.

Once he was out of site, Gideon came out of his hiding spot holding what appeared to be a sketchbook.

"Got it." Said Gideon, "Unless he memorized it he doesn't have the other locations of the other pieces."

"Seriously!" yelled Gajeel, "You couldn't let me fight him!"

Both Panther Lily and Gideon sighed.

Meanwhile, Dan woke up from his beating. That was when he noticed Lucy's shrunken backpack. He looked at it and then stabbed it, he opened and found it was the Clock Piece.

"Oh yeah! Score!" he cheered.

"You have the piece?" asked Samuel showing up.

"Got it!" said Dan.

"What happened to you?" asked Samuel.

"I got mauled by a giant robot bear." Said Dan.

Samuel looked at him.

"Look about right." He said.

"Let's go back." Said Samuel.

"Dan Straight!" he said with a smirk.

"What did you say." Said Samuel.

"What?" said Dan.

"You found out didn't you?" asked Samuel..

"Dan straight I did!" he said with a cheeky grin.

Samuel just face pawed.

With the girls they were heading back to the Guild Hall when Michelle noticed that Lucy's backpack was missing.

"Oh no!" said Michelle, "Your backpack."

"Oh man! This is bad!" said Lucy.

"The piece was in that backpack wasn't it?" asked Cana.

"It was." Said Lucy.

"Let's wait at the guild hall and see if it show up there, if not we're look for it later." Said Yukino.

"Remember if he does have it the TSA will bring it back." Said Mabel.

"I still can't belie we're relaying on the TSA to help us." Sighed Wendy.

At the Bridge Complex both Samuel and Dan arrived and put the backpack piece through the X-Ray.

Of course it came up with the alert.

"Put your hands and paws up!" yelled one of the agents, "You are under arrest for stolen property!"

Meanwhile the girls made it to the Guild Hall.

"What happened?" asked Erza.

"We didn't have much of a day." Sighed Mabel.

"A crazy Legion Platoon member showed up." Said Candy.

"He couldn't be that crazy." Said Erza.

"He kept proclaiming his love for Lucy is various ways." Said Grenda.

"It was very strange." Said Juvia.

Everyone briefly looked at Juvia and decided not to say anything.

"We're back!" called out Gideon.

They saw that Lucy was there.

Panther Lily sighed deciding to treat it like a Band-Aid.

"A member of the legion broke into your room." He said.

"What?" asked Lucy, "How?"

"He was an Exceed." Said Panther Lily, "But I didn't go through any of your stuff! I promise! I just make sure he got out."

Lucy could tell that Panther Lily was being honest.

"That's very sweet." Said Lucy, "And it's nice you have respect for people's privacy… UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!"

"Blubs called in Natsu and Gray today." Said Mirajane.

"Oh…" sad Lucy.

That was when Dipper showed up.

"Is everything okay?" asked Dipper, "I came here as soon as I could!"

Before they could answer.

"McGuffin delivery!" said the TSA Agent who was the same one as last time.

"It's fine…" said Lucy taking the Clock Piece.

"My one complaint though…" said Mabel, "It's not even noon yet!"

"Maybe you can try again in a month or so…" said Evergreen with a certain look.

"As long as it doesn't end up like last time I'm sure it will be fine." Said Mirajane.

"Wait! You guys want to do it?" asked Mabel.

"Wait until after I have Oberon though." Said Evergreen.

"Sounds like fun." Said Mabel.

The others were worried, but hopefully Mabel forget all about it…

She didn't but that's a story for another time…

Anyways at the holding room. Both Dan and Samuel sat on chairs.

Samuel looked angry.

"What happened?" asked Dan.

"My calculations are missing." Said Samuel.

"What?" asked Dan then he remembered, "Where did you lose them."

"I'm sure they were stolen." Said Samuel, "That's why he was acting so strangely. I don't know… but he stole them."

"Is that important?" asked Dan.

"I found out the locations for the other pieces." Said Samuel.

That was when the same man who posted bail last time showed up.

"I posted bail." He sighed.

"Sorry about it." Said Dan.

"It's all right, we should have known that would happen this time." Said the man.

While the Legion Platoon was still a threat they didn't know what was going to happen in the future with them.

And hopefully the next time they would have a girl's day out it would go well… but once again that's a story for another time…

At least the TSA was able to help again… which is something that shouldn't be said…

Next Time: Romeo's best friend retunes from a long job in Earthland. On a hike they discover a Super Villain with plans to take over Gravity Falls! Meanwhile a bunch of Jersey Devils show up and cause problems. Unfortunately they're so infuriating no one can stop them, will Erza be able to find someone who can? Find out next time!

A/N: I don't know if the person who came up with Dan's name was aware of the phrase "Damn Straight!" but if they weren't that's a really funny coincidence. Also I will have at some point a fight between Gideon and Dan over Mabel who will just be annoyed by the fight.

Oh and in case you were wondering Alioth is one of the names of the brightest star in Ursa Major. And yeah, I had to give Pacifica that spirit for obvious reasons...

Oh also I had originally intended to reveal the world's most polite love triangle in the first Post Time Skip Chapter, but I couldn't figure out where to put it, so I put in this one since it fit, same with Marvelous' not boyfriend... and I will confirmed they're just friends though everyone thinks other wise.