It was The Fourth of July in Gravity Falls. Dipper, Wendy, and Mabel were going to the lake to pick out spots for firework watching. Dipper had a blue bow tie and Mabel had a blue skirt and a red and white striped sweater with a blue-bordered white star on the front. A blue bow with tiny silver stars and silver star earrings completed the outfit. Wendy was wearing a blue shirt.

Dipper- this is so weird, we just celebrated summer-ween less than a week ago and now we're celebrating another summer holiday.
Mabel- too bad there's no candy for the forth of July.
Wendy- but there is an amazing fireworks display at the lake later. We better get going if we wanna get good seats.
Dipper- it's only noon.
Wendy- so? Some people set up their seats at 5 AM! Let's get going!

(They go down to the lake, where it's beach has food and drink vendors right by a spot with grass and sand)

Wendy: This looks like an ideal spot!

?-guys! Over here!
*they look over and see Soos, Stan, Ford, Pacifica, Gideon, Old Man McGucket and Robbie on a large group of blankets*
Dipper- what are they all doing together?
Mabel- reunited the cipher circle, duh!

Wendy: Even though Bill's dead?

Dipper- why not get the entire group together?
Mabel- we... almost... stopped him! We should all be friends.
Wendy- well... we're all on good terms. Why not?

(They sit down at the circle)

Wendy- so... what up with this group?
Robbie- figured if we're the one who could've stopped Bill, why not try to get along more?
Gideon- had we not argued so much we actually COULD have stopped him.
Stan- hey, it was my fault the circle didn't work.
Ford- but you made the ultimate sacrifice.
McGucket- that's why your statue's bigger.
Soos- they're all the same size as the six of us.
Pacifica- at least they're better than the old statue we used to have.
Mabel- Pacifica, that's your great great grandfather!
Pacifica- he was a waste shoveling village idiot, I don't care anymore. And his statue wasn't SOLID GOLD like yours are.
Dipper- yeah, that's kinda cool.
Ford- not from my perspective.
Stan- oh, spend 3 days as a solid gold statue and suddenly gold is bad.

Wendy: I wonder what would happen if we formed the complete wheel?
Dipper: A massive energy blast?
Mabel: Fireworks!

(Everyone looks uneasy at the idea)

Stan- I already let you kids play with fireworks once, I'm not doing it again.
Ford- WHAT?!
Stan- bro, we're not responsible parental figures; we're uncles! We're supposed to let the kids do dumb things!

Ford: Did you let them snuggle Komodo Dragons too?!

Stan- I ain't THAT dumb, sixxer! I wouldn't let them play with fireworks unattended... I just let them put out the flames with water-balloons. Speaking of which... *picks up a box full of water-balloons* Who's up for a fight?
Gideon- no! My hair can't get wet!
Pacifica- same here!
Robbie- at least lemme take off my hoodie first.
McGucket- I wanna do it!
Wendy- whatever, might as well.
Dipper- you guys are going down!
Mabel- everyone; gang up on Dipper!

(She's soaked right away by Dipper's balloon)

Wendy: I'm with Dipper!
Pacifica: So am I!
Dipper: Thanks girls!

(They get more water balloons as Robbie decides to join them)

Robbie- c'mon McGucket! Mabel and I need back-up!
Mabel- you're not supposed to throw them at YOURSELF!
McGucket- says you! *throws another one in the air to fall on him*
Stan- you wanna get in on this?
Ford- ...why not? But you better duck and cover cause I've got a heck of a throwing arm!

(Mabel gets soaked when she's caught off guard by Robbie)

Robbie: Get your head out of the glitter and soak each other!

Mabel- FREE FOR ALL!
*everyone starts throwing water balloons at each other*

(Eventually, the water balloons have been depleted)

Gideon- good thing we didn't get involved.
Pacifica- seriously, these people have no idea on proper hair care...

Robbie: Here! (He throws a water balloon at them)

Gideon- NO! My perfect hair! That takes 4 hours!
Pacifica- seriously? Mine only takes 2...

Ford: You didn't get my new teleportation device soaked!

Stan- I told you not to put it in your pocket. But since I knew you wouldn't listen I put it in a waterproof bag.

(The teleportation device starts going nuts and starts sparking)

Teleportation Device: Location of teleport: Komodo Islands.

Ford- uh-oh...
Stan- hopefully it doesn't take all of us.
Ford- STANLEY!
Teleportation Device- party number; 10.
Ford- hang tight!
*the entire group is teleported*

It's nighttime. The group is in a scrubland with tall grass, a few palm trees and a pond nearby)

Pacifica: Where are we?
Dipper: The Teleportation Device said the destination.
Ford: We're on one of the Komodo Islands! (He shines his light at a Komodo Dragon that's only 29 feet away from them)

Dipper- everyone, back away slowly...

(Ford gets in front of the group)
Ford: I've fought against loads of dangerous creatures. I know what to do!
Stan: We need the fat guys to distract it while everyone else escapes!

Soos and Gideon- HEY!

Stan: Ford! Come up with a better idea!

Ford- fine, we need to get running. My device won't work here, we need to get to a more spacious area before we can go back. Get running everybody!

(Everyone retreats to an open area by a lake as the Komodo Dragon is chasing them)

Pacifica: Why is it nighttime here?
Wendy: I dunno!
Dipper: We're on the other side of the world!

Stan- knock the location off our list when we set sail, Ford.
Ford- noted. Now here we go! *presses the button on his teleporter, but they don't land in Gravity Falls*
Gideon- WOAH! Any reason this place is so crowded?
Mabel- because it's Hollywood.
Robbie- how do you know?
Dipper- the sign is a good indication. *points off to the distance and they all see the Hollywood sign*

Wendy: Does anyone know if we can ask for assistance from celebrities?

Ford- no need. My teleporter works, but it's not taking us to the right locations.
Mabel- must be stuck on 'shuffle'
Ford- say what?

Mabel: It picks random locations!
Pacifica: I'll try it!

(Pacifica grabs it and teleports them to random areas. The Grand Canyon first.)

Wendy: We're at The Grand Canyon!
Dipper: Pacifica, don't get too crazy with it!
Pacifica: I wonder what mysteries are here?
Ford: I dunno.

Stan- but I see that look in your eyes Ford, you wanna know. But I DON'T. I wanna go home.
Gideon- is there any way to change the settings?
Robbie- maybe that thing with the twisted lines on the screen.
Pacifica- looks like the shuffle mode on an iPhone.

(Ford looks at the settings to find that it's set on shuffle mode and the next location is Disney World)

Pacifica: I've been there quite a few times!

Dipper- not surprising.
Mabel- we've been to Disneyland though.
Stanley- we've never been to either.

(They teleport again, and appear right outside of Cinderella's Castle)

Mabel- O...
Pacifica- ...M...
both- ...G!

(The tourists don't even act surprised that they appeared in Main Street USA)

Wendy: I've always wanted to come here!
Dipper: Shall we go on some rides?
Mabel: Rides!

ord- everyone, it's best that we don't get to excited or break apart as a group.
Stan- not to mention it'll probably take FOREVER to get on a ride! Do you see how long the lines are?
Dipper- well it is the middle of the summer, most of the tourists here have kids who are outta school.

Ford: I could teleport us to another location.

Stan- just take us home!
Ford- I can't shut off the random setting. I need more supplies.

Pacifica: I'll ask someone for parts. I'm a regular tourist here.

Dipper- wait a sec, Grunkle Ford, lemme see that. *takes the teleportation ray and inspects it* Anyone got an iPhone and charger?
Robbie- got my phone.
Gideon- I got the charger.
*Dipper plugs the phone into the teleportation ray then pulls up the keyboard on the phone*
Dipper- alright, lets just type it in...
*Dipper Types in 'Gravity Falls'*
Dipper- stand together everyone!

(They all arrive back at the lake)

Ford- how did you do that?!
Dipper- iPhone.
Ford- you have a phone in your eye?
Mabel- it's a cell phone, Grunkle Ford.
Ford- a what phone?
*most of the group face-palms while Stan and Ford look confused*

Stan: I don't get technology!
Ford: Tell me about iPhones!

Dipper- kind of a long history Grunkle Ford.
Mabel- I mean, you still don't understand the internet, and that would take YEARS to explain.

Pacifica- maybe we should help out.
Robbie- we ARE the generation who knows a lot about tech.
Wendy- even if some us can't afford all of it.
Gideon- we're part of the group now. Might as well help Pines twins 2.o explain tech to the original pines twins.

(Pacifica pulls out her phone, and begins to describe the internet to Ford, which takes about a few hours)

Ford- so fascinating! An entire system of information available 24/7! And so many methods of communication, entertainment, and many other things! Are there any negative sides to this?
Stan- yeah, now kids can't go 2 seconds without having some kinda screen near their face...

Wendy: It beats a Komodo Dragon chasing you!
Dipper: You'd get exercise.
Pacifica: Wendy, would your dad want to tackle a Komodo Dragon?

Wendy- nope, he's afraid of lizards. And ever since The Weirdmaggedon he's been REALLY on edge.

Pacifica: Do Salamanders freak him out? Ha ha!
Dipper: Salamanders are amphibians.
Pacifica: They still look like lizards.