"Izuku." Oh shit. I turn around to face a woman that looks similar to me except she doesn't have freckles, a feminine body, and long-straight green hair in a bun. I give her my brightest smile as I walk backward.
"Hi, Mom! What wonderful weather we have today, huh?! Too bad, I'm needed! I will talk to you soon-"
"Izuku Midoriya, you do not walk away from your mother when she is speaking to you, especially to avoid a scolding." You know, I have killed people. I have faced some seemingly scary people and didn't feel a drop of fear. The only reason I know fear is because of two things - Mom and germs. I don't know which is worst.
"Moooooom!" I whine as I walk back over to her.
"No momming me! Now, what did you do wrong?" I have had this talk so many times, and I still have no idea why it's wrong. I get that probably being mentally insane has something to do with that, but come on!
"Going out in public as Virus is a bad idea, I know, I know." Before you ask, yes, Mom knows about the whole mafia. She's our medic for the sha-bang. Did she approve it at first? Of course not! The reason she found out is that I told her so casually. Now, before you say that she should be stopping me, she has tried to. However, after much rebellion and her seeing the benefits, Mom decided to join because she can't stop me. I do whatever the fuck I want. I'm a fucking genius who can avoid the law! The best she can do is make sure I don't die.
"Yet, you still do it? I get that you struggle with social logic, but some things you don't need to know. You just accept it, sweetheart," Mom informs me with her arms crossed.
"That sounds fucking boring."
"Do you want to know what else will be boring? Nappy time."
"NOOOOOOOOOO! NO NAPPY!" Call me a fucking child, but I don't sleep. Well, I do. I sleep for an hour every two days. Not healthy, but I'm overdosed on energy over here. I blame God for that.
I blame God for everything wrong in my life, though mainly for forgetting my fucking quirk. He had everything else down from mentality to looks! He just forgot the damn quirk! I get that I would be OP, but come on! You made fucking All Might OP! I know it isn't his quirk, but that's close enough! Anyway, we need to get back to Mom.
Mom comes close to me before reaching her hand in my hair pets me gently. NO, MY THIRD WEAKNESS! "Shh...sleep..." Mom whispers.
Just like that, I drop into her arms like a wet noodle.
Someone is going to make a joke about my comparison, so I'm going to make everyone's life easier and do it for you.
What's my preference, you may be asking?
Well, I'm straight as spaghetti! That is until it gets
Hot and Wet.
Seriously, I'm asexual. Thanks, Papyrus, for that wonderful phrase I will forever spam in my life!
After a damn nap, I get to work on those cases Eraserhead gave me for a couple of hours. Most of the time, I look over everything and add any information I can. This means the information I shouldn't have, such as from the villains themselves. I have my connections. I'm a fucking mafia boss for fuck sakes! If I didn't have links, I would be dead by now!
I will tell you something about those cases: they are as dull and painful as waiting in the line for food. Not that I ever do that because I cook my family's diet because of trust issues. I do anything to prevent getting sick, but I digress.
I want action. I want to beat the shit out of people like the unstable little thot that I am, and that's precisely what is going to happen! This is especially true as I heard there is a new Yakuza on the block.
Obviously, I need to go fuck them up. The Yakuza has been here for a couple of months, but I can't go in without a plan. With the rise of the crime rate in the area, I believe that they are involved. Thankfully, I'm in every case in the world, so I have some of the information needed. However, a majority of the little info came from info-brokers after I threatened them with everything I knew. And here I am wondering why everyone is after me.
Unfornitually, there isn't a whole lot on it currently besides it's the Shie Hassaikai. This group went down in popularity since All Might and All for One became a thing. It looks like they are trying to come back like a clothing trend. However, based on the places that have been sacked, they are after supplies at the moment. If we can knock them out now, we will have fewer problems for the future.
With the lack of information, I did my own searching. After figuring out the Yakuza's location a month ago, I dropped off some cockroach robots (and when I say I, I mean Dabi because cockroaches are disgusting no matter if they are robots) and let them roam. I am not happy with the results. I got the answers I needed, but I need to go in there.
You see, depending on the case, I will either hand it over to the police or deal with it myself as Virus. If I believe that sending the cops in will cause too much trouble, I will go in. That's how I determine that jazz.
I don't trust them with this. Not only do we need to knock the assholes off, but we need to save someone. I can't risk anything. That's why I got the whole squad here! When I mean by that is, I get my OP besties together to beat ass!
Not with dick before you ask.
Now before I can introduce them, I need to reintroduce myself as Virus. No, I usually don't go around with make-up and a tux no matter how much I wish I can. I have an actual vigilante costume.
Remember that wig and contacts? Put those back on, except the contacts will be useless because I wear an all-black mask that looks like Jason's kind of except for the eyeholes that have clear glass. This isn't an ordinary mask. I have a whole system in it. It can filter gases, change my voice into a deep sexy voice, and, most importantly, it has a computer chip in it. I may or may nor be a genius enough to have a whole program that lets me ruin the world in it.
Shh. Now onto the actual outfit.
Starting from the torso, we have a black t-shirt hiding a bullet-proof vest underneath. On top of that, unzipped is a short-sleeved black jacket with a hood in case it rains. Flipping to the back, the obvious thing you can see is a bookbag with a bunch of junk. If you look carefully, you can see katanas poking out like an erection. I rarely use them, but I use them bitches well.
Moving to my arms, I have metal gloves that go just above my elbows. As you look down the metal material, you can see that my gloves are claws. Sharp-ass claws. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL BECAUSE I'M SO MOTHER FUCKING EXTRA THAT I NEED 10 KINDS OF CHEESES INSTEAD OF FOUR!
That might be because I'm a hoe for food. SHUT UP, IZUKU, WE ARE GETTING DISTRACTED!
Back on topic, the gloves can electrocute people when I touch them. It's adjustable, so I can either tickle them, knock them out, or kill them. Then, if they start running from karma, I can shoot the claws five feet (1.5 meters) and either wrap them around a limb, shock them, or stab them and electrocute. Either way, they are being tasered. The claws are what I am known for, man! I'm a close-combatant, after all. The only problem is that I hate cleaning them after I get blood on them.
Onto the legs, it's merely black jeans with black steel-toed combat boots that go above my knees that give more support. Oh, and I can knee people in the nuts for extra damage. It's the same with the elbows.
With that description, you should want to avoid me. Okay, we got something done in this chapter. Now...
I slam into the room and sing, " WHO READY TO FUCK THIS BITCH UP, SQUAD?!"
Hollers fill the whole room, along with groaning. I go to the round table and stand at my spot. The squad, also called the OP Fuckers, consists of 7 people total, including me. I hope to whoever the fuck is watching over you that you know me. You already met Dabi and Himiko, meaning we have four more fuckers to introduce. We are going to start from the right of Toga and go from there.
Mr. Compress is the magician of the group. His outfit fits what you would see at the circus because he was a showman. His whole persona fits it. The three main things you will notice is his massive hat, mask, and over-sized trenchcoat. I mean, whatever works. He was initially considered one of the smartest villains in the world, but after some convincing, I got him on my side. He's my second-hand man when it comes to strategy. His quirk is Compress, allowing him to turn people and objects into portable without damaging it. This is useful if we need to bring in something such as a minigun or something of that caliber. Mr. Compress is fantastic at tricking targets as well. That's who I got my ability from.
Twice has the easiest suit to describe because it's a whole-body black and white suit. The only thing that stands out as the blue and red bracelets that contain measuring tapes that can be used in combat and his quirk. His personality is unique. He continually makes up his mind, so he never sticks to something he says. That's probably because of his quirk. His quirk is Double. This allows him to replicate anything he wants as long as he knows the characteristics and measurements. They are not as durable as the original, but they can still take some damage. Twice can duplicate two things at a time unless he duplicates himself. When he repeats himself, the duplicates can also duplicate themselves. However, he rarely uses this move as it drives him insane and makes him forget who is the real Twice.
Spinner is a human gecko with upright purple hair. His costume is similar to the villain's Stain because he follows him. His primary weapon consists of what I consider to be a stupid cleaver made of a ton of different knives and swords. Like every other previous villain, he was comfortable with his position. He enjoys hurting people. With my talent, I forced him to join. Now, we get along fine besides arguing our beliefs! His quirk is Gecko, which gives him the skin and abilities of one. The only thing that stands out about the quirk is that he can stick to walls. All I'm hoping for is that his cleaver breaks so that he can get a much more convenient weapon.
Big Sis Magne is a woman who got unlucky with the gender-changing surgery, so she looks like a man beside the hair and lips. Extra-large lips. That bed must be interesting. I can't help but be curious. Moving forward, she has a masculine body and is the only person that wears something normal like work-clothes. She has should-length red hair, triangular sunglasses, big lips (mentioned before, but they are just that big), and slight stubble. She is smart as well, but not as bright as Mr. Compress. She is a rather brutal woman, but I got her on my side somehow. If I need someone to go with me someplace and Toga won't do, she is my go-to person, primarily because of her quirk - Magnetism. Magnetism allows her to make people a magnet. This can apply to both the whole body and individual parts, but the direction you go is based on gender. If you are a boy, you go south. If you a woman, you go north. She can force people to repel against each other or slam into one another. Finally, she can't do herself. If you know how Magne's quirk works, it's fun. Otherwise, it sucks balls.
Alright, we have the whole squad explained, we can finally continue the story!
I look at each of them with a grin on my face (not that anyone can see) and start my speech, " As you have probably heard me talk about at least once, we are going after the Shie Hassaikai. However, we have a second goal in mind; there is a little girl that needs to be saved. She isn't in a good place there. Once she is saved, we will drop her off with the police and give her a phone so that she can stay in contact with me."
"Isn't that risky?" Mr. Compress asks.
"Yes, but she's an interesting case. She has a quirk that lets her rewind time in the body. She lacks control, so the government might attempt to pull some shit out of their ass. I will be there because I can and will be in her case."
"Understandable, have a nice day."
"I will after some bloodshed." That earns a cheer.
"What's the plan?"
"Himiko and I will sneak in first and try to get rid as many of them as possible. Twice, you will copy us and send in our twins with us. On the signal, everyone else will come in. Meanwhile, I hope to go find that girl. Got it?" I get mostly yeses and one no, but that's Twice for you, " Alright, time to go in the hearse!" Everyone cheers once more as we go to the garage of our underground base. On the way, Mom stops us to tell us to be careful, or she will beat us up herself before walking off innocently.
She ain't innocent.
We get to the black hearse, and I take the driver's seat while everyone else has to figure out their own shit. Before Dabi started setting shit on fire, Mr. Compress turned all of them into screaming marbles.
"Well, that's convenient," I tease.
"Compress, let the rest of the fuckers out. We are here."
On command, Mr. Compress lets everyone out. Himiko slaps me, " What the hell, Vi-kun!? That's so mean!"
"Blame Compress, not me. You asked for it." I preach the truth here.
Dabi mutters," You're both jerks."
"Well-aware, daddy. Now, are we ready to ruin this squads night?" Something tells me I should stop calling everyone mommy and daddy. I won't.
"Yes, sir!" The squad exclaims quietly together.
"Alright, everyone should have their earphones in. Himiko and I are going in first. Himiko, let me check for cameras first."
"Got it, Vi-kun!" I start muttering random shit that nobody else would understand. Good news: We have no cameras besides the cockroaches. This means we have a chance of getting all of them out without them noticing. However, with how many people there are, that chance is low.
"Let's go," I command as I lead her around the back. I pick the lock and quietly open the door. After checking for any guards, I signal for Himiko and the twins to follow. Silently, we walk through the hallways, the mask telling me where to go as I would get lost in a place like this. Something I noticed, being the germophobe I am, is how clean the rooms are. There is not a speck of dust anywhere. This place is cleaned possibly, and the members all wear masks. Based on that, I'm pretty sure the leader and I relate in being germophobes. I'm not as extreme as him, but I am pretty bad. There's a reason I have the cleanest Walmart in the world.
After some wandering and knocking out some people, we arrive during a meeting. I tell the squad to come because there is no way Himiko, the twins, and I will be able to knock them out all at once. The max we can knock out before they notice is four, and that is if we do it at the same time. Once they are out, we fight. We could burn them, but that would risk the girl if she is nearby, so we have to play safe. All these guys are familiar because they come from other places except now they wear bird masks.
The people, well, more like quirks to make your life easier are -
Overhaul - He can manipulate his surroundings at an impressive degree. He is probably one of the most dangerous here.
Chronostatsis - With his hair, if you are hit, you slow down immensely.
Mimicry - He can hop into shit and control them.
Confession - Allows him to force his victims to tell the truth.
Vitality Stealing - He can take the life force of others by touching for strength — another dangerous one.
Larceny - Anything the dude sees, he can bring to his hand — kind of like a snatch in pokemon.
Crystallize - He becomes crystal.
Food - ME! Okay, but seriously, he eats any and everything.
Barrier - He can create walls that can take some damage. He might be inconvenient.
Strongarm - He can move his arms in all directions with incredible speed for a few seconds. If you get hit, you're fucked.
Sloshed - He makes everyone in his surroundings drunk. Highly inconvenient.
Oh, and there are some gangsters as well, but I don't recognize them if I may be honest.
And that's everybody! This is going to be interesting. We have four people who can do the ability I want. Basically, we can hold our breathe and clear our mind, making ourselves disappear from everybody. It's terrific for sneak attacks. I look up to notice the squad coming. With a nod, I think for a moment.
Obviously, Overhaul is on the list. If we can get him out, we don't have to worry about instant death. I hate that I'm saying this, but Sloshed is out as well. We don't need to act drunk during this shit. Hm...this is a difficult decision.
I'm not too worried about Vitality Stealing (despite the life-stealing thing) or Food because I'm pretty sure, with my speed, I can knock them out. Scratch that, I'll leave Himiko with Food. That Vitality Stealing will slow me down a lot probably. I'm not worried about Confession at all. At most, he probably has a gun. I might have Spinner deal with him because his 'cleaver' can be used as a shield practically. I think Mr. Compress can deal with Strongarm with some creativity on his part. Big Sis Magne can deal with Larceny since she doesn't use anyone weapons for him to steal. I'll leave extra Himiko and me with Chronostasis and Mimic as we work well together. That leaves Crystallize and Barrier to be taken out. That's a simple plan that most likely won't work, but it's something. Oh wait, we have the gangsters too...we'll just have to adapt to them. They don't seem like too big of a deal. After explaining the idea, Himiko, the twins, and I sneak in behind our victims.
During this time, I listen in on our soon-to-be-dead/arrested victims.
"We have our first prototypes ready for testing. We will give them for free for anyone willing to test them for us. We will watch for results. Meanwhile, we will continue to work on improving the bullet. Step-by-step, we will continue to improve until we can get rid of this disease amongst us." Overhaul states to his group. I'm curious about what that means. I will have to look over their files while I'm here if they have any. I can't focus too much unless I feel like getting caught.
NOT TODAY! However, I'm curious about where I would go since God, and Satan hates my dumbass.
I stand behind Overhaul.
One.
Two.
Three.
CRACK.
BUZZ.
SCREAMS.
Bodies fall on the floor as we reveal ourselves and, the rest of the fuckers come out from the door.
With a grin, I state,
"Karma is here to collect his debt from the little sinning birds."
The battle has begun, fuckers.
START THE MUSIC!
Edited 3/31/2020
