Welcome my minions to another episode of Pokémon Takeover: Game Genie! And just in time, lord knows Brendan can't keep it together since the whole May fiasco; that's why I don't get involved with dating (At least that's what I keep telling myself). Let's see what's up!

Dawn was talking with May, Serena, and Shauna to begin the day. "So Dawn, how are you and Lucas?" Shauna asked, with extreme giddiness. Dawn giggled, "We're doing great! We've always been great together, but ever since he got me this necklace," Dawn said while showing everyone the platinum necklace Lucas gave her, "Things have been better than ever."

Serena sighed, "It's so sweet how you guys have each other. What do you like most about him?" Dawn looked at Serena and smiled, "His heart; ever since he saved me, I've started seeing how big of a heart he has. Even if it means we couldn't spend a lot of the holidays together since he was helping Princess Salvia, I'll always appreciate that he's so willing to help anyone in need." Shauna responded, "Yeah he really is the nicest guy ever."

May spoke up, "So Serena, any hope with Ash yet?" Serena froze, "H-H-How do you know I like Ash?" May deadpanned, "Really? You are pretty obvious about it." Serena tilted her head, "Am I?" The rest of the girls simply shook their heads. Dawn laughed, "Don't worry, I'm sure eventually he'll start to notice; maybe you need to be more obvious about it." Serena thought aloud, "More obvious?" Dawn nodded, "Yeah, I was pretty obvious with Lucas." Serena sweatdropped, "I don't think Frenching Ash is the solution." Dawn stammered, "I-I-I didn't French Lucas…the first time anyway."

May spoke, "Just flirt with him; a little more forward. Wouldn't hurt." Shauna laughed at Serena, "This should be fun to watch." Serena huffed and simply spoke, "Calem." Shauna froze, "Touché."

Cue eye catch

/watch?v=qrkbu4mLzlo (If you want music with it)

Trevor and Tierno grab Calem and pose while he just groans. Ash, Serena, Clemont and Bonnie pose like they do in the anime with Serena sliding closer to Ash. Shauna and Dawn pose back to back with their arms folded; smiling. Lucas seems to be wearing a glove. He then cocks it like a gun. Brendan with his back turned puts his hat on and spins around. He smashes into May. They both glare at each other and Wally tries to break them up.

Our Four Heroes Say:

Chapter 15

Don't Feed the Idiots

With the boys

Wally sighed, "Man, this Lisia girl is wearing me out. And I don't even know if we're dating." Lucas chuckled, "Oh yeah, this is your first real relationship. Or at least I think it is; I really have no idea what you two are doing." Wally began to panic comically, "I don't even have time for a girlfriend; let alone know what to do with her!" Brendan smirked, "Yeah buddy, you definitely don't want to end up like him or him." Brendan said pointing to Lucas and to Clemont, who was carrying Bonnie with his Aipom arm.

"Bonnie, I don't need you to find a wife for me! Leave it alone!" Bonnie whined, "But Clemont, that Zinnia lady seemed really, really nice!" "My love life is none of your business!" The arm put Bonnie down and she walked over to Brendan with her hands out, "Ahem," she said. Brendan sighed, "Not today kid." Bonnie frowned then smiled mischievously, "You guys will never guess what I saw at the Holiday party. Brendan-!"

Brendan cut her off by giving her a Poké ball, "Fine, here take Flygon; no joy rides!" Bonnie smiled, "Thank you," she said merrily while skipping off. The boys looked suspiciously at Brendan, "Something you wanna tell us Brendan," Lucas asked. Brendan tried to change the subject, "So anyways Wally, what worries you about this girl? I mean someone as clueless as Lucas has a girlfriend, you're not that far off. You're not Calem at least?" Calem socked Brendan in the shoulder, "Ow! Sad thing is, May hits harder." Calem sighed, "I don't even care about relationships. All I know is a few simple facts about them based off what I've seen: first thing you do is disconnect 100% emotionally." Brendan and Lucas responded respectively, "So true."/Not true at all."

Calem continued, "The sex has to be boring, and you have out hang out with other couples." Lucas spoke, "Well neither of those things can happen; mainly because we don't have any couple friends, but we have each other, that's what really matters." "That's right, babe!" said a voice. Lucas turned to see Dawn standing with the girls; however it took Lucas a minute to process what Dawn was wearing as he looked up and down her body.

Dawn realized this and spoke up, "What is it?" He point at her body, "What's all of this?" Dawn looked at what she was wearing; she noticed her pink cheerleader outfit. "Oh well most of my clothes were dirty and I didn't have time to wash until today," Dawn answered as she looked at Lucas and the dopey expression on his face, "You like?" Lucas nodded with extreme giddiness, "YEAH!" Brendan shook his head, "Man Dawn, if you and Lucas weren't together…well I wouldn't date you, but I would definitely notice you looking like that."

Lucas finally was able to speak, but still had some excitement in his voice, "Talented, sweet, AND beautiful. Just a few of the reasons why I love you."

Everyone froze and stared at Lucas, "Did you just say what I think you just said?" Shauna asked. Serena spoke up, "I think he did." Brendan continued to shake his head, "That poor, dumb, bastard." Dawn rushed up to Lucas and cupped his face with both hands, "D-Did you slip up, Lucas?" Lucas looked at Dawn like she was about to explode, before making an expression of realization as to what he said.

"Well…no, I know it's the first time I'm saying it, but I meant it-" He was cut off by Dawn strangling him with a hug. Lucas responded, while trying to breathe, "Wow, never been hugged by a cheerleader; kicked, yes; but never hugged." Dawn then pulled him in for a kiss, which he immediately returned. Calem stood up, "Ugh, why'd things have to get all lovey-dovey. I'm outta here; I needed to get some supplies in town anyway." Serena then got an evil smile, "That's great, Shauna can go to!" Shauna turned to Serena with a terrified look, "W-Why me?"

Calem sighed, "Sure, why not? Come on." Shauna began to argue a point, until she realized she could think of none, and finally decided to go with Calem. As the two began to walk Shauna looked back at the group and gave them a worried look, Serena simply smiled and yelled, "Have fun!"

Later that day

The ramen shop was packed; almost every table was taken; one large table in the corner was occupied by Brendan, May, and Serena. "Hey thanks for treating us Brendan." Serena giggled. Brendan smirked, "Funny; never mentioned I was the one was paying." May spoke up, "Plus it's just nice to be a part of our plan." Brendan got a confused look, "Huh, what plan? Some sort of prank?" Both girls laughed until a familiar figure showed up, "Hey guys." Brendan's face turned into a look of shock, "Ash?!"

About an hour later

"And so I said, 'not in this life you don't'." Serena said. Ash and May began to crack up; Brendan was not amused. "Yeah, all you need is the rest of that story, and maybe that punchline will be worthwhile." Brendan continued to slurp his bowl of noodles. He stopped when he realized May was staring at him. "What? What is it?" May quickly turned her head to avoid Brendan's gaze. Serena placed her hands on top of Ash's and smiled. He looked at her, "Serena, what are you doing?" She winked at him, "What? You don't like me holding your hand?" She was being incredibly flirty with him at this point.

He almost looked uncomfortable, but he smiled, "No I'm fine with it." She then flashed a smile at him. Brendan rolled his eyes, "Good Arceus, you two are sad. Seriously, right May?" May stood up, "Why don't you shut up, Brendan?" she snapped at him. Brendan was taken back by this, "What are you talking about? What's your problem?"

May continued, "At least she's being up front with how she feels, you jerk!" She stormed out of the restaurant without another word. Brendan looked at his two friends, "What was that about?" Serena glared at Brendan, "You obviously upset her Brendan; can you be nice to her just once?" Brendan replied, "No it's not that. This wasn't us messing around just to get a kick, she's legitimately pissed at me." Serena sighed, "Well you are kind of an ass to her, just go apologize to your girlfriend." Brendan's face turned red, "She is not my girl-"

Ash stepped in calmly, "We get it." Serena and Brendan looked at Ash with shock. "We've heard over and over again that you're not together. But she's still your friend. You don't have to be so harsh to everyone; especially considering she puts up with you more than anyone else. Whatever is going on, work it out!" Brendan froze at what Ash said, it took him a few moments to process what Ash had practically scolded him for. Serena thought, "Wow…Ash is so cool sometimes…sometimes." Brendan blinked, "Did you just hold a grudge?" referring back to their battle.

Nobody answered Brendan, he huffed and stood up; "Fine, I'll go talk to her. But because I'm good deep down, not cause you told me to." He ran off and left Serena and Ash to their meal. "That was really smart; what you said." Serena said to Ash. Ash smiled, "Not too smart; we're the ones who have to pay for their meals."

With May

May was pacing back and forth on the beach, "Stupid Serena, making me help with her crush! Stupid Ash for being oblivious to everything! Stupid Brendan for not realizing how I really feel and not stop me from kissing him…Even though I started it…And I started kissing him again…Man he's a good kisser!" She heard a voice, "I know; I'm amazing." She turned her head to see Brendan weakly smiling.

He continued, "You mind telling me what's going on?" There were a few moments of silence. May took a deep breath and spoke, "I don't know. Seeing Ash and Serena flirt and Lucas telling Dawn he loves her probably just made me crazy. I'm just confused, I guess." Brendan got closer to her, "Confused about us?"

She nodded, "Yeah, it's been on my mind nonstop since it happened." Brendan looked at the stars and spoke, "I mean, it takes two to kiss. Both of us clearly felt something." Brendan turned towards May and put her hands on her face. May responded by kissing him passionately. He returned the kiss and moved one of his hands down to her waist while her hands were on his back. During the kiss May thought, "Just tell him the truth. It'll be okay." Brendan began to think as well, "Just tell her how you really feel. What's the worst that could happen?"

The two pulled apart for air and looked into each other's eyes. "We need to talk," they both said. May spoke immediately after that, "We should stay friends." Brendan's eyes widened, "Seriously?" May nodded, "There was so much going through our heads and the kiss felt like a way to take our minds off of things." Brendan was still processing what was happening, "Really?" May continued, "Yeah, I mean you wouldn't want to date a princess like me right?" she joked. Brendan chuckled, "Yeah, we would definitely clash a lot." Both laughed until May pulled Brendan in for a hug, which he gladly returned. After letting go, May turned around, "Well it's been a long day. We should get some rest; night Brendan."

She walked away as Brendan waved back to her. She flashed a smile at him and was on her way. She thought aloud, "It's for the best. We don't really have feelings for each other." Little did she know Brendan was thinking something else. "Just friends huh?" he said scratching the back of his head. With his smile gone, he sighed, "If that's what she wants," he said with what sounded like disappointment in his voice.

A/N: Wow, deep stuff. Things are starting to get interesting for our four friends. As always guys, thanks for reading and reviewing! Today's questions are: Out of all of Ash's traveling companions, who's your favorite and why (Brock is mine. He's just so damn likeable)? And, are you guys excited for Pokémon Go? I know, I am! People I know even have outfits prepared. Let me know; see you on the flippidity flip!

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