secretly dating: you look so hot but i can't go near you with all these people around so i'm just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious AU
Arya: i could bounce a quarter off that ass, hottie
Gendry: Arya, behave
Arya: :*
Arya: uff, thnk u for helping that waiter pick up that mini fork
Gendry: Arya…
Gendry: If your dad finds about us, he is chopping my dick off
Arya: If I go to the upstairs bathroom you would meet me there?
[…]
Arya: Sansa saw a hickey, Gendry! We were supposed to be a secret!
