secretly dating: you look so hot but i can't go near you with all these people around so i'm just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious AU

Arya: i could bounce a quarter off that ass, hottie

Gendry: Arya, behave

Arya: :*

Arya: uff, thnk u for helping that waiter pick up that mini fork

Gendry: Arya…

Gendry: If your dad finds about us, he is chopping my dick off

Arya: If I go to the upstairs bathroom you would meet me there?

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Arya: Sansa saw a hickey, Gendry! We were supposed to be a secret!