"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
Nephrite pulled up in his brand new $1,000,000 car to see Jadeite talking to himself.
"Bruh who are you talking to?"
"Ur mum"
"Bruh do you want my help or nah?"
"No I just want ur car."
"Well u cant have it."
"Fine halp meh idk what to do."
"Ok, here's the plan."
"Ok..."
"Let's ask the stars!" Nephrite looked up at the night sky to wait for the stars to give him a plan. But instead they just gave him the middle finger. His feelings were hurt.
"Ok so anyway, let's go with my trash plan."
"Idk Jadeite, that plan is kind of 'trash.'"
"Nah, let's go!"
They appeared at their first victim's house. It was MAWLLLY!
"Hey uh idk bout this, Jadeite. She's kind of my bae."
"Nah baes r for gays"
"Not really since she's a girl"
"But ur a girl"
"No u have my confused"
"No. Let's just fill her house with garbage."
"Ok, you're already here!" Nephrite laughed. "LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Jadeite rolled his eyes at the shenanigans and warped up a bunch of trash.
Nothing happened.
"Bro maybe we should wake up MAWKWKWKWKLY!"
"Suck it, Nephrite!"
"Bruh that's no way to talk to someone a tier above you."
"Suck it, Nephrite! Tiers are for queers!"
Nephrite started crying.
"Suck it, Nephrite! Tears are for queers!"
Just then, Zoisite warped in to have a good laugh at them since he had nothing better to do.
"Suck it, Zoisite! Queers are for queers!"
Zoisite got mad and cleaned up all their trash, spoiling their plan. "HAHAHAHHA NOW QUEEN BERYL GUN KILL U 4SURE"
Jadeite threw a punch at the petals but was for some unknown reason disoriented. He punched Nephrite instead, who punched him. They brawled it out, until Mawly woke up. She accidentally walked in between, and got sucker punched by Nephrite.
"WOY MAXFIELD STANIN WOY!"
"Woah, what happened to Mawly's voice? Now it sounds like she's from Boston! You must have punched her pretty hard!"
"What, no way! She definitely sounds like she's from Jersey!"
"U wot m3"
Meanwhile, at Queen Beryl's castle, the queen was enraged. "WHERE IS ALL MY LOOT?!"
"Wut?" asked Kunzite.
"ALL THE STUFF I HAD! MY POKEMAN CARDS! MY CRYSTAL BALL! MY OTHER CRYSTAL BALL! THAT THIRD CRYSTAL BALL!"
"Uhhh I threw it all out because it was garbage. You told me to take out the trash, didn't you?"
"I MEANT JADEITE DAMMIT!"
"whoopsiedaisy"
Meanwhile, Zoisite was taking all the garbage she stole from Nephrite's evil plan and dumping it in his castle in the woods to troll him.
But suddenly, a crack crazed Queen Beryl showed up.
"Zoisite! You stole my garbage!"
"Wut? I don't have Jadeite?"
"LOOK AT ALL THOSE BALLS!"
"Where?!" asked Zoisite, filled with glee. He warped away to find the balls while Queen Beryl raged because all her stuff was just layin on the floor.
She did another hit of crack, and then resorted all her Pokemon cards. But she was missing one; she only had 44 dark energy charges instead of 45! HER WHOLE BATTLE STRATEGY WAS RUINED!"
"I'll kill that bitch Sailor Mercury for this!"
Meanwhile, Jadeite and Nephrite were having an all out squabble. A Pokemon squabble, that was!
Jadeite used a Wobuffet. But Nephrite warped away the card. Then he used a Charizard, but Jadeite lit it on fire. Then they stabbed eachother irl.
Zoisite warped back in to see who was dead. But no one was!
"Why haven't you fought to the death yet? And where are those balls?"
"?"
"I've had enough of your shit, Zoishit," said Jadeite. "Prepare to du!"
With that, both Nephrite and Jadeite lunged at Zoisite. But she warped with petals, flustering them all. At this time, Mawly regained consciousness and wandered into the middle of the conflict. She got double punched and KO'd.
Her mum woke up. "MAWLY?"
"MAMA!"
"MAWLY!"
"MAMA!"
"KILLL THEM DAMMIT" said Jadeite.
Nephrite went to kill Mawly but he couldn't bring himself to do it. So he settled for slaughtering her mother.
"MAWLY!" she yelled as she transformed into a youma.
She turned into the state of Boston. "GAWSH DURN NOT AGAH!" said Mawly, running into the arms of the guy who just semi killed her mom.
"That ho gonna be the death of you one day," commented Jadeite, foreshadowingly.
"Bruh," said Nephrite to Jadeite. "We still need energy!"
"Take that girls energy for the 10th time!" ordered Jadeite.
"Ok fine!"
Suddenly Queen Berly warped Jadite and Nephrite back. They were besides Zoicite and Kunzsite.
"I'm very dissapointed in all of yer!" said Queen Barrel
"I didn't do anything!" whined Kunzite.
"I don't care imma kill you all!" Queen Beryl said "But which one of you should I kill it first" and she closed her eyes to think
"Suck it Beryl!" called one of them and Queen Beryl opened her eyes and all that was left was cloud of pedals and Queen Beryl charged it and swung at it for 3 hours until she got exhausted and passed out.
FIN
