"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
"Put a sock in it, Jadeite."
"Wa!" Jadeite cried.
"Where's that pest Zoisite?" Queen Beryl asked. "I have a bone to pick with him."
"Queen Beryl!" yelled Zoisite. "I found a new rainbow crystal holder!"
"Zooooooiiiiiiiisiiiiite!"
"Yes, Queen Beryl?"
"You suck," said Beryl. "Your hair is stupid. Why do you shoot petals at people, you're a guy! And I heard you harmed a single hair on Mamoru's head whilest doing battle with him. Who do you think you are? I was very clear that you couldn't harm his good looks, even when he is attacking you."
"Why do you say these cruel things, Queen Beryl?" Zoisite asked, hurt and surprised. "And how was I supposed to get the rainbow crystal back from him without harming him?"
"Well maybe you shouldn't have let him get it to begin with," Beryl scolded.
"Queen Beryl, I am doing my best. I have done so much better than the other two," Zoisite tried to remind her.
"Your best is garbage. Doing better than them is no accomplishment. They are garbage as well. You make me sick, Zoisite."
"Why Beryl, why?!" Zoisite cried.
"Also, Kunzite is such a hunkster. Why does he go out with the likes of you?" Queen Beryl asked.
Zoisite raised his hand, and within seconds, he brought it across Queen Beryl's face. Zoisite instantly regretted it.
Queen Beryl was shocked at first, but then suddenly the rage sunk in. Zoisite knew he was done for.
"This is where my story ends," he said sadly.
Queen Beryl ended his story, obliterating him with one shot.
Right after Zoisite dissolved into dust, Kunzite walked in.
"Hey Queen Beryl, have you seen Zoisite?" he asked.
"Yes Kunzite I killed him," Beryl explained.
"Haha, good one, Beryl," said Kunzite. "Now where is he?"
"Dead. The graveyard. Idk," said Beryl.
"Ok Beryl it's not funny any more. Did you send him out on a mission?"
"No, I sent him to Hell. I told him not to wait for you."
Kunzite raised his hand, and within seconds, he brought it across Queen Beryl's face. Kunzite instantly regretted it.
Queen Beryl finished Kunzite with ease. Kunzite was no more.
"Well that was dumb," said Beryl. "Send in my fifth Shitennou."
A Youma walked up to her.
"Umm, Queen Beryl?" said the Youma.
"Yes?"
"You don't have a fifth Shitennou. Those were your last two."
"Uh oh. Send in Evil Mamoru?"
"We don't have one of those in our possession yet," the Youma explained.
"Aww nuts," said Beryl. "Time to awaken Jadeite from his eternal slumber."
"Rise and shine Jeddy," she said after waking him up.
"OH BOY IM ALIVE! Time to take out the three Sailor Scouts with PLANES!"
Three days later the Negaverse was no more.
FIN
