Penny was inside what looked like a person's stomach as a dozen giant creatures resembling moldy chocolate bar pieces with arms and legs menacingly approaching her. Before she had to defend herself, she stopped the scene and broke the fourth wall by narrating, "Hi, I'm Penny and I bet you are wondering what led to me coming face to face with some rotten pieces of candy. Let's go back to the beginning."


Hours earlier, Dr. Crygor recently purchased a chocolate bar from a candy store. However, the instant he unwrapped it, he lost his footing for a second and dropped it on the ground. Before he could pick the bar up, it was stepped on by a few people that didn't even know. Even worse, it was well past the five second rule.

When he picked it up, it looked flattened and had shoeprints on it. However, he still wanted to eat it anyway because he didn't want it to go to waste. Penny didn't think it was good idea and objected, "Grandpa, please don't eat it like that. That's filthy because of the dirty ground and the shoes that stepped on it. You'll get sick."

Dr. Crygor responded, "I paid good money for this thing, I can't let it go to waste. I'm sure it'll be fine."

"But-"

"Now, Penny, don't talk back to your grandpa."

"Grrr..."

He ate it one bite.


Minutes later, Dr. Crygor was sick from food poisoning and lying down on an operating table in his lab, he groaned in pain, "Penny? Do you see a flying saucer capable of shrinking and growing?"

She opened two large doors and saw it, "Yes."

"You know how to drive?"

"Sure. I play a lot of Mario Kart, so it should be easy to pilot one of these things."

"Hurry. Get rid of these viruses before it's too late."

Penny climbed in the saucer and it shrunk down, then she flew into his mouth.

Meanwhile, Mike looked at a monitor so he could keep in contact with Penny as the robot then said to Dr. Crygor, "Do not move around too much. You could knock her into something important."

Dr. Crygor swallowed nervously and nodded. Mike then pressed a button to turn on the speaker, "Penny, can you hear me?"

She answered, "Loud and clear."

The submarine entered Dr. Crygor's stomach and landed somewhere safe, she looked at the stomach acid. The robot then asked, "Where are you now?"

Outside, Dr. Crygor's stomach rumbled. Inside, food was being dissolved by the green acid. Penny noted, "The stomach acid levels are way too high!"


Then, she looked at a dozen viruses that looked like giant creatures resembling moldy chocolate bar pieces with arms and legs, punching and clawing at Dr. Crygor's insides and causing the pain. They saw Penny, who was still inside the saucer and growled evilly as they approached her, she swallowed nervously and said to the readers, "I guess this is where all of you came in. Now you know what happened."


Mike's voice was heard inside the saucer, "Penny, what's going on?"

"The viruses are causing discomfort. How do I stop them?"

Her granddad answered weakly, "Check in the saucer. There should be several gadgets."

She opened an oversized glove compartment and found a freeze ray, a flamethrower, a bottle of painkillers, and some hand sanitizer. The viruses started rocking the ship, forcing Penny to take action. Penny grabbed the freeze ray and flamethrower before kicking the door open and taunting, "Come and get me!"

As Penny safely hopped from one piece of partially digested food to another, the viruses chased her. Then, Penny managed to freeze some of them and burn a few more, making them fall into the acid and die. One remained and seemed to be good at dodging. Penny quickly got back to the saucer, grabbed the hand sanitizer and threw it in the virus's mouth, causing a muffled explosion inside its body before it melted.

Once the viruses were destroyed, Penny took out some painkiller pills and threw them in the acid. Dr. Crygor soon felt better and said, "Mission accomplished, Penny. My stomach doesn't hurt anymore."

Penny said, "Now to get out of... uh oh."

"What's wrong now?"

"The reserve tanks are almost empty."

"How are you going to get out of there now?"

She thought for a while, then she hatched an idea, "I need an alternative fuel, like natural gas. If you can make a big enough burp, I can filter the CO2 through the ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride out of your body."

Mike got Dr. Crygor a two liter bottle of orange soda, he chugged it less than ten seconds, then Mike commanded, "Now burp!"

His stomach rumbled loudly, then Dr. Crygor burped even louder. A bubble formed below and engulfed the saucer. The reserve gas levels rose to maximum. Penny cheered, "It's working!"


The saucer started up and popped through the bubble and went out of the stomach. Finally, it exited his mouth and then grew back to normal size along with Penny. She got out of the ship, returning to a hero's welcome. Dr. Crygor eagerly got up to hug her, but she folded her arms and gave him a small glare, confusing him, "Penny? What... is it?"

Penny asked sternly, "Aren't you forgetting something?"

Her grandpa quickly realized what she meant and sighed, "Ok. You were right, I was wrong. I shouldn't have eaten that really dirty chocolate bar."

"And?"

"I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

Then, Penny wrapped her arms around his shoulders, whispering, "It's ok. I forgive you and I love you."

Dr. Crygor wrapped his arms around her waist, saying, "I love you too."

Suddenly, he noticed a hot dog on the floor, Dr. Crygor rushed over to it, making Penny scream in slow motion, "GRAAAANDPAAAAA! NOOOOOOO!"

Mike facepalmed, "Here we go again."