"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Wat is it this time Jed" asked Beryl.

"Well you see the humans have these things called turnips and they grow on farms..." Jadeite began.

"You know what, just go home Jadeite. It's too early in the morning for your dumbassery."

"Gee thanks Beryl, I appreciate your constructive criticism."

"Ok ima put u in eternal sleep for a few mins until I can get some well needed rest," Beryl told him.

"Gee thanks Beryl, I appreciate your- HEY wait a second!"

She put him in an ice crystal for like three hours so she could take a nap.


"Hahahahahaha," said Nephrite. "Today is the day I finally get back at Zoisite for killing me."

He stood in Zoisite's castle, admiring his trap.

"When he comes home from work, he'll open the door. And then, the bucket of water I placed on top will fall and soak him! HAHAHAHAHAHA I feel evil!"

Nephrite waited patiently for ten hours.

"I'm home!" called Zoisite, starting to walk in. "So yeah, I couldn't find the rainbow crystal holder, I guess I'll try again tomorr- OH SHIT I bet it was the cat!"

Zoisite turned around and left.

"Dammit!" said Nephrite. "No supper for me tonight! Oh well, I can wait a few hours longer!"

Finally Zoisite came back with Kunzite.

"Can you open the door for me?" he asked Kunzite.

"Why?" asked Kunzite.

"Because you're supposed to be a gentleman!"

"You're supposed to be a gentleman too," Kunzite remarked.

"Nahhhh I'm the girl in this relationship," said Zoisite. "Now open the door."

"Ok."

Kunzite opened the door and the bucket fell on him.

"WHO DID THIS!?"

Nephrite made a run for it, but Zoisite spotted the trail of crumbs of the snacks he was eating because he got hungry waiting all day.

"AFTER HIM!"

They ran down the trail and caught him trying to get in his car.

"Dammit I knew I should have teleported!" exclaimed Nephrite.

Kunzite finished off Nephrite with ease. He and Zoisite ate his leftover snacks.

FIN