"Queen Berly!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

Jadeite gasped when he entered Queen Beryl's throne room and almost everything was gone.

There was a sticky note attatched on Queen Beryl's throne that read "Thanks 4 the l00t boys urs truly, Sailor Scoutz."

Jadeite started screaming.

"What's the deal, Jed?" asked Nephrite entering the room.

"We've been raided!"

"Gosh darn it! I knew we shouldn't have put portals to the Negaverse in random spots just for the luls :(..."

"Queen Beryl's gonna be pissed when she returns," sobbed Jadeite.

"I'M BACK!" called Queen Beryl. "JADEITE, I'M GONNA BE PISSED IF EVERYTHING ISN'T THE SAME IN THERE AS WHEN I LEFT!"

Jadeite and Nephrite yelped and made a hasty retreat behind Queen Beryl's throne.

Queen Beryl entered her throne room and dropped her McDonald's bag in shock.

"WTF" screeched Beryl.

Jadeite casually walked out from behind the throne.

"Ayyyy Beryl! How's it hanging, bud? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! WE GOT ROBBED!?"

"Jadeite this is your fault!" barked Beryl.

"How is this my fault?! D:?" asked Jadeite defensively.

"Because you and the other shitboys thought it would be funny to spawn random portals all around!"

"To be honest with you, my Queen, that was 100% Nephrite's idea," explained Jadeite.

"WHAT!?" yelled Nephrite from behind the throne.

"NEPHRITE!"

"Shit!" Nephrite teleported away but Queen Beryl warped him back.

"Gosh darn it!"

"You bozos need to stop this from happening again!" Queen Beryl remarked.

"How?"

"Figure it out! Cause if there's signs of a sailor scout being in here I'm putting you both in eternal sleep!"

Jadeite and Nephrite gulped as Queen Beryl warped away in anger.

"Oh boy we really got ourselves in a sitchyation..." stated Jadeite.

"Yea we need to figure out a way to make this place more secure before Beryl gets back."

A light bulb went off in Jadeite's head. "I got an idea!"

"Uh oh," said Nephrite.

"Come back here in a few hours and all our problems will be solved!"


Nephrite was sitting home at his house watching the Golden Girls on his VCR player when Jadeite appeared in front of the TV.

"NEPHRITE OUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED!"

"Move out of the way I'm tryna watch TV!" yelled Nephrite shooing Jadeite away.

"Nah, this is more important! Warp back to the castle our package arrived!"

"What package?"

"The solution to our problems!"

Jadeite warped back and Nephrite paused his show and followed reluctantly.

Inside the throne room was a box sitting by the door.

"Behold!" said Jadeite holding up a small box.

Nephrite read the side of the box. "Tomoe Labs, Death Buster Inc. Huh, never heard of it."

Jadeite opened the box and pulled out the contents. He opened up the instructions and read them out loud. "Step 1, put containments of flask into containments of cup."

"What the heck is this stuff?" asked Nephrite examining the flask.

"I don't know but it looks like good news!"

Jadeite poured it into the cup filled with more strange liquid.

It created some pod looking thing that flew into the air.

"What's it doing?" asked Nephrite skeptically.

"Who knows?"

The pod flew up to the wall and phased inside of it.

"Welp there goes $20 :(" said Jadeite sadly.

"Welp there goes our lives"

Suddenly, a box appeared behind them by the door, and connected to it was wires and tubes going across the wall throughout the whole room.

"SECURITY SYSTEM INSTALLED" said a loud robot-like voice throughout the throne room.

"WHOA NEAT!" yelled Nephrite amazed. "But how does it work?"

A large object shot out of the box that looked like the kind of scanners they used to scan serial codess at a grocery. It shot out a red light.

"SCANNING...SCANNING...SCANNING..."

It scanned Nephrite and Jadeite as they stood still.

"SCAN COMPLETE. PERSONNEL IDENTIFIED. HELLO, JADEITE. NEPHRITE."

"Whoaoaoa! Awesome!"

"What could possibly go wrong with this?" asked Jadeite.

Immediately after, there was a knock on the door.

"Hello?!" called Zoisite. "Beryl are you in there? I need to talk to you about taking a personal day..."

"STRANGER LOCATED OUTSIDE THE PREMISES. SCANNING...SCANNING... UNKNOWN PERSONNEL DETECTED."

"What do you mean 'unknown personnel'?! It's me, Zoisite! I've worked here since the Silver Millennium!"

"USER ZOISITE NOT FOUND. SUSPECTED THREAT DETECTED."

"What's going on?!" asked Jadeite. "Why doesn't it recognize Zoisite?"

"I think we were supposed to program him on the allowed user list or something..." suggested Nephrite.

"TERMINATING THREAT IN 5 SECONDS."

"Queen Beryl?! Is this some kind of joke?!" ordered Zoisite angrily.

"5...4...3...2..."

A cannon shot out from the wall and shot a laser at Zoisite and Zoisite barely ducked under it.

"Wtf?!"

A large metal hand shot out from the wall and picked up Zoisite.

"Get your filthy mits off me!" cried Zoisite trying to struggle out.

Another hand appeared and shifted into a golf club. The hand holding Zoisite held him out and the golf club smacked Zoisite like a golf ball into the bottomless abyss around the Negaverse castle. "THREAT NEUTRALIZED."

"Security System!" scolded Nephrite. "I hate Zoisite as much as the next guy but that was just uncalled for!"

"Yea, Zoisite is our friend!" explained Jadite.

"USER FRIEND NOT FOUND." said the security system.

"Man this thing is a piece of junk,"said Nephrite.

"At least we know it can keep the sailors out!"

Zoisite appeared inside of the castle steamed.

"What what that about?!" he barked.

"Sorry Zoisite, buddy, we just installed a new security system and it's still a bit buggy..." Jadeite explained.

"Why doesn't it recognize me?!"

"I guess because you weren't here when we installed it?" guessed Nephrite.

"Well make it! This is where I get my free food!"

"Uhhhhhh how would we go about doing that?" Nephrite asked Jadeite.

Jadeite whipped out the instructions.

"It says the control box is installed at the bottomest part of the location. Like a basement or something."

"Wait we have a basement?"

"Let's just tear it down!" said Zoisite. "If Queen Beryl isn't let into her own throne room she's not gonna be too happy."

"Nah we'll get it to recognize Queen Beryl and you and Kunzite it'll be eZ!"

"You better hope so."


"Alright that oughta do it!" said Jadeite wiping the sweat off his forehead. "See, that wasn't too hard!"

"Yea, uh huh, that's nice," commented Zoisite taking a sip out of a teacup.

"Zoisite what is that you're drinking?" asked Nephrite.

"IDK I found it on the floor."

"ZOISITE! Don't drink that! That's that weird liquid we used to make the pod!" yelled Jadeite smacking it out of Zoisite's hands onto the floor.

"Geeze, no need to be a dick about it!"

"Whatever, let's just leave guys!" suggested Nephrite.

The shitennou warped away as the liquid in the teacup flowed closer and closer to the control box.


THE NEXT MORNING


"My favorite part about car pooling is spending time with my co-workers BEFORE work!" explained Jadeite as him, Nephrite, and Zoisite approached the front Negaverse door.

"STFU Jadeite you queer!" Zoisite barked.

"The only queer here is you, Zoisite," insulted Nephrite.

Zoisite and Nephrite put em up but Jadeite walked up to the door and spotted the newspaper.

"Looks like Beryl hasn't arrived yet..." noted Jadeite.

"Whoa I've never been early to anything before in my life!" called Nephrite.

Zoisite went up and tried to open the door.

"It's not opening!" he grunted struggling to pull it open.

"Nah it just needs some manly strength! Step aside and let me handle this!" Nephrite offered walkin up and pulling at the door. It didn't open.

"You were saying?" Zoisite asked impatiently.

"Ugh I guess that useless security system malfunctioned again :(" Jadeite sighed alittle angry. "Looks like we gotta fix it before Beryl gets here."

Jadeite, Nephrite, and Zoisite warped inside the throne room. When they got inside they instantly noticed red detecting lasers were shooting out in every direction.

"Alright guys," commanded Nephrite. "We just gotta avoid the lasers and SLOWLY get to the control box in the basement..."

All three shitennou tip-toed slowly towards the staircase down behind the throne. "Easy...easy..." whispered Nephrite.

Suddenly Jadeite felt a sudden tingle in his nose.

"Ahhhh...

"JADEITE DON'T!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

The shitennou tried to stop him but it was too late.

"AHHH CHOOOOO!" he sneezed falling backwards knocking over the other two shitennou and pushing them into the red lights.

"GOSH DAMN IT JADEITE!" scoled Zoisite.

A siren started going off.

"STRANGERS DETECTED! STRANGERS DETECTED! CODE RED CODE RED!"

"We're not strangers!" Nephrite tried to explain. "It's me! Nephrite! Remember?"

"USER NEPHRITE NOT FOUND. TERMINATING STRANGERS A.S.A.P"

Tons of large metal hands and weapons sprung from the wall.

The shitennou stood back to back.

"Alright guys," said Nephrite. "Everyone stay on guard and we can take this dumb machine!"

"IT'S GOT ME!" sobbed Jadeite.

Nephrite and Zoisite turned to see Jadeite getting pulled away by a giant hand.

"Damn it Jadeite!"

A cannon sprung out in front of Nephrite and shot a laser at him.

He stuck out his hand and created a forcefield in front of him blocking it.

"eZ!"

A hand sprung out and grabbed him from behind and pulled him up.

"WAAaAaaaaaAAaAaA!"

A hand tried to grab Zoisite but he socked it. A hand tapped on his shoulder from behind and when Zoisite turned around it suckerpunched him sending him flying.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Nephrite and Jadeite.

Suddenly, the door swung open with a loud bang and everyone turned.

"KUNZITE!" Zoisite cried.

Kunzite leapt forward and up at lightning speed and karate chopped the top of the arm holding Jadeite causing it to drop him to the ground.

"Thanks, Kunzite!" said Jadeite happily.

"Jadeite what did you do this time?" asked Kunzite angrily.

"WHAT ME?!" gasped Jadeite.

They didn't have time to argue because more hands sprung out and charged them.

Kunzite lept up and shot several boomerang light things breaking several stems of the hands including the one of the hand holding Nephrite.

Nephrite and Zoisite ran up to them.

"We need to get to the central control box!" he explained.

"Leave these hands to me you guys get down there and shut off this abomination!" Kunzite said.

"Will you be able to fight all of them on your own?" asked Zoisite worried.

"Would I be a LORD if I couldn't?!" Kunzite bragged.

"Whatever you say, common boys let's move!"

The three shitennou sprinted down the stairs while Kunzite created a large bubble screaming "COME AT ME BOYZZZZZzzZZZZZZ!"


They ran down the stairs for hours. Well it felt like hours anyway.

Right when they were almost out of breath they reached the bottom and ran into the long hallway that led to the basement.

"Up there is the door!" yelled Nephrite.

"Yea we got this eZ" said Zoisite not paying attention.

Suddenly a steel wall dropped down separating Zoisite from Nephrite and Jadeite.

"HA REKT ZOISITE!" mocked Nephrite.

"We'll go on without you!" called Jadeite.

"You two can suck it!" yelled Zoisite from behind the wall.

"Sorry can't hear you!" called Nephrite pulling Jadeite as he continued to run.

They both ran as steel walls dropped down each time almost stopping them in their path.

Finally they reached the door to the basement.

"Steel walls have no effect on me!" said Nephrite proudly.

"Alright Nephrite, open the door!" commanded Jadeite.

"What?! You open it!"

"No way! There's definitely some kind of trap inside it."

"Oh so you want ME to open it?"

"Yea I mean unless you admit I'm more worthy of your rank or something..."

"ALRIGHT FINE!" cried Nephrite swinging open the door.

"See! No traps!"

Almost immediately after, a laser from inside the door shot Nephrite knocking him out.

"Oops" said Jadeite.

Jadeite ran inside and spotted the control box, but tons of hands and other dangerous weapons sprung out in front of them blocking it.

Jadeite sighed and ran inside and slugged a hand. He shot a laser blast at another destroying it.

More hands sprung out at him and Jadeite had no choice but to make a mad dash for the box.

He had a moment of pure luck and managed to make it all the way to the box without losing a hair. He took out a mallet and began smashing the box like a mad man. All the hands that were fighting Kunzite went back into the wall followed by all the wires connecting everything. The walls sprung up that were in front of Zoisite.

When the other three shitennou ran in Jadeite was on the floor panting.

"WE DID IT!" yelled Nephrite happily.

"Yea but what are we gonna do about our security problems?" asked Zoisite.

"We're just gonna have to hope the sailors don't manage to get in again..." sighed Jadeite.


That night the sailors came in and killed Queen Metalia and everyone else and the Negaverse was no more.