"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
"Queen Berly! I found a new source of energy!" mocked Beryl.
"A-are you mocking me m'lady?" asked Jadeite.
"LEL"
"Beryl you're a piece of trash!" whailed Jadeite.
"LOL! MAD?"
"Beryl that's it I'm removing you as a contact on Negabook!"
"I blocked you years ago!"
Jadeite charged Beryl.
She finished him off in one blow without a trace.
"KO! I WIN!" Beryl shouted.
Nephrite sat at home, browsing Negabook.
Jadeite updated his status.
"Got killed today. RIP me. GG Beryl, I'll getcha next time!"
Nephrite liked his status. Then he thought of a status of his own.
"Maxfield Stanton went to the mall today," Nephrite posted.
His post got thirty dislikes.
"WHAT?!" Nephrite yelled furiously. "I don't even have that many friends on here! There's like three of us in the Negaverse that use Negabook, especially since Jadeite kills all the Youmas..."
He read who disliked his post. Jade Ite, Jay D. Ite, Jed Dite, J. Dwight, Jed I. Te, Jah D. Yte, Zoisite, Kunzite, Queen Beryl, Queen Metalia, and some fellow named Evil Swagaru.
"Grrrrrr," Nephrite grumbled. "I'll show them all!"
Nephrite went on that Evil Swagaru fellow's wall. "You suck!" Nephrite messaged him.
"LOL Beryl likes me more than you and I'm the enemy," Evil Mamoru replied.
"WHO IS THIS?" Nephrite demanded.
"Ur mum."
"MOM!?" Nephrite gasped. "I thought Beryl killed you! Oh Mom we have so much catching up to do!"
"Son I hate you," replied Evil Swagaru.
"MOM...?!"
"Faggot."
Nephrite slammed his laptop shut and cried.
Queen Beryl posted a new selfie.
"Got a new gown! You can't really tell because it looks like the other one, but it's new! ;D"
Beryl waited.
She refreshed the page.
"ZERO LIKES!?" she yelled enraged. "That's it I'm killing all the Shitennou."
"This is their last chance," she declared, refreshing the page.
When it loaded, she saw her selfie had ONE DISLIKE!?
She read who it was. Zoisite.
She teleported to Zoisite's castle.
"Hey Queen Beryl, what brings you here?" asked Kunzite.
"Dammit Kunzite so you're gonna put up a fight, huh?"
"What?" asked Kunzite confused.
"I didn't want to have to take you out but you leave me no choice!"
Queen Beryl murdered him in cold blood.
Zoisite came into the room.
He saw Beryl and fled.
"BUT WHY BERYL!?" he screamed as he ran from her hot pursuit. "I mean I'm sure I did something but what in particular this time!?"
"YOU DISLIKED MY SELFIE!"
"Shit people can see that?"
Queen Beryl teleported in front of Zoisite.
Zoisite teleported to the side. But Queen Beryl teleported too swiftly. Zoisite tried to turn around and run the other way, but Queen Beryl extended her arm and grabbed him by the throat.
She threw him into the abyss. Zoisite was never seen again.
Then she teleported back and searched for Nephrite and Jadeite to finish them off.
"IGNORE MY SELFIE, HUH?!" she shouted.
"Be quiet and she won't find us!" Jadeite whispered to Nephrite.
They both cowered in the handicap stall of the men's room.
"She can't come in here, this is the perfect hiding spot!" Nephrite added reassuringly.
Queen Beryl slammed open the bathroom door.
They both gasped and put their legs up so Beryl couldn't see their feet and would think no one was in there.
"I think she left," whispered Jadeite after a moment.
Suddenly she started sliding under the stall door.
Jadeite screamed like a little girl.
She stood up quickly and grabbed Nephrite by the neck.
She slammed his body into the stall wall, and then started drowning him in the toilet.
Jadeite was against the corner of the stall, still screaming.
Suddenly he realized this was his chance, and slid under the door and fled.
"Why you little...!" Beryl screamed, as she let go of Nephrite's corpse and charged after Jadeite.
"BERYL I'M SORRY!" Jadeite pleaded. "I WOULD HAVE LIKED YOUR SELFIE, I SWEAR! I JUST HADN'T BEEN ON THE COMPUTER DURING THE SHORT TIMEFRAME BETWEEN WHEN YOU POSTED IT AND WHEN YOU CAME AFTER ME FOR MY LIFE!"
"Yeah right," scoffed Beryl. "PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Ok," said Jadeite, pulling out a steak dinner. "Time for my last meal!"
"TIME'S UP!" yelled Beryl, eating his steak.
Jadeite sobbed. "Can I at least say my last wor-"
Queen Beryl ended his story.
She went on Jadeite's computer to like her own selfie. But she saw that he had already liked it.
"Oops," she laughed.
She continued to post selfies and like them on all of Jadeite's accounts.
Queen Beryl won Negabook.
FIN
