"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Jadeite, what are you doing later?" Queen Beryl asked.

"I'm thinking of obtaining a new source of energy. Hbu?"

"Hmm, I think I'm going to take the day off of staring at my ball and go get some fresh air. I'll go watch you do your work, since my ball's been kind of boring lately."

"Uh oh," said Jadeite.

"What was that, Jadeite?"

"I meant, yaaaaay" he said in a dull voice.


Jadeite was ready to walk around in his overcoat. He tilted his cap and put on shades.

"Hmm, I don't see Beryl yet. Maybe she forgot!"

"Hey, it's me!" Beryl whispered beside him.

"WAA!" he cried. "Don't startle me like that!"

Beryl was disguised as a mail box. "So, what are we sneakin' around for? Why are we incognito?"

"Well, if we're going to find a new source of energy, we can't have people being onto us!"

"Ahh yes yes!" Beryl agreed. "Wait but why can't you just dress up like a normal human? Isn't dressing like a shady man in an overcoat drawing more attention to yourself?"

"Pls Queen Beryl," scoffed Jadeite. "I've been at this way longer than you have."

Beryl snarled.

As they walked down the street, they ran into the Sailor Scouts.

"QUICK HIDE!" cried Jadeite.

"What are you doing Jadeite, fight them!" Beryl exclaimed.

"In a 5v1? LOL, no way!" laughed Jadeite.

"Jadeite you're a disappointment," said Beryl.

"Hey I don't need this," said Jadeite. "Here, I can take on that random civilian in a green jacket and light purple pants. I'll take his energy easy!"

"Let's tussle!" yelled Jadeite at the random human.

He threw a wild punch.

Mamoru caught it.

"Oh shit, you're that Mamoru?" Jadeite in shock.

Mamoru turned into Tuxedo Mask.

"WOAH BERYL DID YOU SEE THAT?!" Jadeite exclaimed. "WE GOT HIS IDENTITY!"

"Huh?" said Queen Beryl. She had been too distracted by a billboard.

Jadeite sighed.

Mamoru went in for the kill.

"Quick Jadeite, dodge!" cried Beryl.

"Huh?" said Jadeite, turning around and getting slugged in the face.

"Quick Jadeite punch him!"

Jadeite threw another wild punch. It didn't land.

"Swing right!" yelled Queen Beryl.

Jadeite swung right but it wasn't even close.

"No your other right!" cried Beryl.

Mamoru kicked him in the stomache.

"OOF!"

Then he did his legendary rapid jab attack. Jadeite had nowhere to run.

Queen Beryl watched glumly as Mamoru finished off Jadeite.

"HeLP Me BERYL!" were Jadeite last words.

"I'm just here to observe," Beryl explained to Mamoru, who was looking at her judgementally.

"Ah I understand," said Mamoru walking away and disposing of Jadeite.


Queen Beryl appeared next to Nephrite. He was on a cliff, pulling some camera guy up onto a ledge.

"Nephrite, why are you saving that guy?"

"HUH!?" exclaimed Nephrite, caugh off guard by Beryl's sudden appearance.

He dropped the guy and he fell to his death.

"D'aww, thanks a lot," complained Nephrite. "Now the guy at the peak of his energy is dead. I have to wait until tomorrow."

"Ok, then do you want to go get something to eat?" Beryl asked. "I promised myself I wouldn't stare at my ball all day. I must keep occupied."

"Well gosh Beryl I just ate. But I would go to the bar if you wanted to!"

"I don't really want to..."

"Aww sweet let's go!"


They appeared at the bar.

Nephrite ordered the usual while Beryl got a martini.

They brought Nephrite 12 shots of whiskey.

"Cold hard whiskey, me favorite," said Nephrite, doing a toast and knocking over Beryl's martini.

"So this is what you usually do when you're not working?" Beryl wondered.

"Nah, usually I drink alone at home, but since you're here, I went somewhere special."

Some drunk old man came up and started hitting on Beryl.

"Hiya son, I am Rei's grandpa! THE Rei's Grandpa!"

"Oh brother," said Beryl. "Not this guy."

"May I buy you a drink?"

"No thanks..."

"HEY BARTENDER! Get me a beer on the rocks!"

The bartender handed her a beer can and put ice in it.

"Thanks," said Beryl half-heartedly.

"DRINK UP ;D!" encouraged Grandpa. "And then you can come check out my shrine. And also my temple ;D If you know what I mean!"

"Nephrite help me out here," Beryl pleaded.

Nephrite was passed out and completely covered in empty shot glasses. He stirred in his sleep, knocking over the tower of empty glasses.

Beryl sighed and dragged him back to his mansion.


"UGH!" she moaned as she lugged inside. "Why is Nephrite so fat?!"

"LOL is Nephrite passed out drunk again!" Zoisite mocked from Nephrite's couch.

"Zoisite?" Queen Beryl asked in surprise. "Why are you here?"

"I was hoping to annoy Nephrite when he got home. But it seems he's passed out again! Also he has about double as many channels as my castle does. And subscriptions to both Netflix AND Hulu!"

"Zoisite why aren't you working?"

"I am. You told me to wait on hold until the other two die."

"Oh did I?" Beryl asked vaguely remembering that conversation. "Well Jadeite's dead, and Nephrite might be if he keeps up this behavior. How about you and I go out and start stealing some crystals?"

"Huh, I don't know..." said Zoisite. "Me and Kunzite actually had a date planned for tonight, so I won't start stealing the crystals until next arc."

"Sounds fun!" said Beryl. "I'll tag along!"

"Pls no!" said Zoisite.

"Too bad I already made reservations!"

"But we already had reservations!" objected Zoisite holding up two receits.

Queen Beryl ripped them up. "Not any more! Come on, let's all go to Chuckie Cheese's!"


Queen Beryl, Zoisite and Kunzite sat at a table at Chuckie Cheese's.

"Now you guys just carry on your date as you normally would, don't mind me!"

"Umm... Ok," said Zoisite.

Queen Beryl leaned in and glared at Zoisite.

"So Kunzite... how have you been?"

"Yeah how have you been?" asked Beryl.

Zoisite and Kunzite both turned around and looked at Beryl.

"Oops," said Beryl. "My bad, I'm just a passive observer here."

"Anyway," said Kunzite, still looking at Beryl and sitting rigidly. "I have been very well."

"Very good," said Zoisite with one eye on Beryl.

"THIS CONVERSATION IS JUST SMALL TALK!" scolded Beryl. She leaned in closer, practically breathing on Zoisite.

"Beryl do you mind?" asked Zoisite.

"Yes," said Beryl. She didn't move.

"Here Beryl!" said Kunzite. He pulled out a twenty. "Why don't you go get yourself some tokens and have some fun!"

"AWW YEA!" said Beryl happily, running off to play. "You guys wait here, I'll be back!"

"Oh thank heavens, she left," said Zoisite.

"Zoisite why is she here?" Kunzite asked.

"Oh Kunzite it's terrible! I tried to stop her, but she kept following me!"

"Oh well, at least now we can go back to our date."

"PIZZA'S HERE!" said Chuck E. Cheese.

He put the pizza on their table.

"Have some tickets!" he shouted, throwing tickets in their eyes.

He took out a seltzer bottle and sprayed Zoisite.

"WOOMPAH!" yelled Chuckie.

Zoisite fell back in the booth.

Kunzite let out a long hard sigh. "Beryl has the worst taste in eateries."

Chuck E. did not go away.

"Are you done?" asked Zoisite. "We're trying to have a date."

"Oh yes, don't mind me. I'm just an observer."

Chuck E. brought over a stool and watched them.

"Can we go home?" asked Zoisite.

"Beryl said to wait here, we shouldn't ditch her. How long can she be?"


Beryl road the picture taking cart ride.

"Smile for Chuck E., you're about to have your picture taken!"

Beryl smiled evilly and the camera flashed. When the ride ended, she got out to collect her picture.

There was no picture there.

"STAFF!" she cried. "I NEED AN EMPLOYEE!"

Queen Beryl banged loudly on the machine until an employee walked up.

"Umm, what seems to be the problem ma'am?"

"THIS MACHINE DIDN'T PRINT MY PICTURE!" she shouted.

The man opened the machine. "Huh, looks like it's out of paper. You'll just have to play another game until we refill, here's your token back."

"I DO N'T WANT IT BACK!" screamed Beryl throwing the token down. "I WANT MY PICTURE! HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?!" she demanded throwing a tantrum.

"Four to five," said the employee.

"Four to five what?!"

"Idk, hours? Days?"

Queen Beryl was mad. She ran up to Chuck E. Cheese, who was kneeling beside Kunzite and Zoisite's table.

She ran up and drop kicked him and his head fell off.

Children started to cry.

"Gee thanks!" said Zoisite. "That guy was really getting on my nerves."

Chuck E. Cheese was mad. He put back on his head and put em' up.

"YOU WANNA GO SON!?" asked Beryl.

"RHHHH!" he mumbled through his suit.

"I'm Queen Beryl, Queen of Queens!"

Kids started to gather around.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

One of the moms asked Kunzite and Zoisite, "Do you know this lady?"

"Never seen her before in my life," they both replied. They got down on the floor and crawled away. Then they crawled up the slide and hid at the top of the climp-up.

"She'll never find us here!" said Kunzite, as they tried to get back to their date.

Queen Beryl threw a powerful slug at Chuck E. Cheese. He was thrown back into the salad bar.

He took out a plastic knife and charged Beryl.

But she was swift on her feet. She summoned a crytal and knocked the plastic knife out of his hand.

She ran over to the skeeball machine and put in a quarter.

Chuck E. charged her as the balls dropped down into the shoot. She pelted him with skee balls until he was knocked over.

She put a quarter in that machine where you shoot water at a target and spun the water gun all the way around. She fired at Chuck E., but it had little to no affect. He picked up a machine and threw it at Beryl.

Beryl sliced it in mid-air, and all the tickets poured out. The kids ran and desperately grovelled on the floor for the tickets.

Queen Beryl shot an energy blast and Chuck E. went flying.

He smashed into the helicopter ride, sending a kid falling to the ground and dying.

He was stuck in the helicopter, and Beryl made her move.

She started climbing up the safety later, but he managed to use his free foot to kick her back down. She landed on the monster truck ride.

With her magic, she dislocated it from the ride and drove it into the base of the helicopter ride. It started tipping to the side.

"OHHNOOOOOOOO!" cried Chuck E.

It hit the ground with a loud explosion.

"That outta finish him!" she said, dusting off her gown. She started to walk away, but Chuck E. crawled out of the flames and leaped at her like a wild animal.

Queen Beryl side-stepped at the last second, and Chuck E. toppled over on the ticket machine.

"I can't defeat her like this," Chuck E. released. "I must transform!"

Chuck E. Cheese turned into his final form! He grew long black wings and his eyes glowed red. He took his cap off, and it transformed into a huge scythe. He lit up the scythe with his fire breathe.

"HERE'S CHUCK E!"

Queen Beryl panicked. She leapt out of the way as Chuck E. charged her with his scythe.

She leaped from machine to machine as he chopped them in half trying to hit her. She shot an energy blast, but he reflected it wiht a light backhand.

Queen Beryl knew her only option was to hide, and fled for the climb up.

"He'll never find me in here!" she said to herself.

But then the climb up began to rumble. Slowly, Super Chuck E. sliced through the platforms because he was too big for them. He started levitating up through the climb up.

Queen Beryl started crawling through the small tunnel, to the slide.

Chuck E. finally reached the top, and soared at her like a torpedo.

He slammed directly into her, right as she turned the corner to the slide.

"AWWW SHIT!" yelled Kunzite, turning around with a gasp as Beryl was hurdled towards them.

"no no no No No NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!" cried Zoisite as Beryl and Super Chuck collided with them. They began a ball of tussling as they all tumbled down the slide.

But then they got stuck, halfway down the slide.

"Well this is awkward," said Super Chuck E.

Queen Beryl made her move, or at least tried to.

"Move Kunzite you fatass, I'm trying to kill this rat!"

"I'm trying!" cried Kunzite.

"OWW!" yelled Zoisite as Beryl kicked him in the shin. "Stop pulling my hair!"

"I thought that was Beryl's hair," said Super Chuck E.

"Quick let's ditch this soda stand!" said Beryl, teleporting. Kunzite and Zoisite followed suit.

All three appeared on the floor of Beryl's throne room, panting and gasping for breath.

"It's been one of those days," sighed Zoisite.

"Well at least we ditched that rat!" said Beryl.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang on the door.

"?" said Beryl.

"Oh boy, nobody move," said Kunzite.

The banging got louder and louder, but then it stopped.

"Phew, I think he gave up," said Beryl.

Suddenly the doors burst open.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" they all cried.

They all fired their best attacks at the doorway.

Nephrite was sent to the ground. "OOF!"

"Oh, it's just Nephrite!" laughed Beryl. "You scared me! I thought for a second you were Chuck E. Cheese!"

"Huh?" said Nephrite. "You know you all criticize me for my drug use, but you guys are on something worse than alcohol."

He climbed to his feet and started to walk in. "So anyway,"

Suddenly Nephrite exploded.

"Darn it Zoisite!" said Beryl. "Nephrite still owed me two dollars!"

"It wasn't me, my Queen," said Zoisite.

"Huh, Kunzite?"

"Nope."

"Uh oh," said Beryl.

Chuck E. Cheese road in on tank.

"OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

He began shooting missiles at them.

"THIS IS WHERE MY STORY ENDS!" cried Queen Beryl. "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

They all made a run into the castle. Chuck E. followed on his tank.

They ran through the castle until they reached a random cliff that hung above an abyss.

They were cornered.

"Gosh darn, a dead end," said Kunzite.

"Whelp looks like we have to say our last words," said Beryl. "Zoisite, you were my least favorite Shitennou!"

"D'oh," said Zoisite.

Chuck E. was approaching.

"Well looks like there's no other option but to jump!" Beryl cried.

"Yeah right," said Zoisite. "Like we're jumping! You can have fun with that!"

Queen Beryl pushed them both off and leaped off the cliff right as Chuck E. approached the edge.

"NOOOO!" he screamed. "I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO FINISH THEM!"

He road his tank off the cliff and into the abyss after them. "HAHAH I'vE GOT U NOW!"

They all flew up. "Lol did we mention we could fly?" they mocked.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Chuck E. as his tank fell deeper into the abyss. "This may be my end, but this is the end of your time at Chuck E. Cheese's! You scrubs are banned!"

"LOL" said Beryl. She layed a tarp down over the abyss so that he could never climb back up.

He hit the ground with a thud and exploded.

"eZ," said Beryl. "He's a goner."

The camera zoomed up to Chuck E. at the bottom of the abyss to make sure he was dead. At the last second, before the screen went black, he opened one eye.

FIN?