"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"But did you?" Queen Beryl asked.

"Yes my Queen!"

"I don't believe you!" said Queen Beryl. "Sleep forevahhhhhhh!"

"No please!"

"FOREVAAHHHHHHHH!"

Queen Beryl charged up an attack. She places her hand on her crystal ball to launch the eternal sleep.

But Jadeite thought fast. He shot an energy blast at her hand and she was unable to kill him.

"GRR JADEITE! That was the last straw!" screamed Queen Beryl.

"Nah son it was already the last straw. Now, it's YOUR last straw!" Jadeite grabbed Queen Beryl's ball.

"HEY THERE!" she cried.

But he didn't listen. He zapped her with the ball and put her in an eternal sleep.

"YEAH BERYL U DON'T LIKE THAT VERY MUCH, DO YA?!"

The other three Shitennou walked in.

"So I take it Jadeite's dead now?" Nephrite asked. "Jadeite was a fool."

"Yeah," agreed Zoisite. "What a chump."

Jadeite put all three Shitennou in an eternal sleep.

"AHAHAHAHAHAH WHo'S THE FOOL NOW!" yelled Jadeite triumphantly.

He teleported to the Sailor Scouts.

"Jadeite!" yelled Rei.

"We can take you down through the power of teamwork!" yelled Ami.

But before they could even transform, Jadeite put them all in an eternal sleep.

"HAHAHAHAH!" laughed Jadeite.

But Tuxedo Mask charged him. They flew into the air and spun around. Jadeite defeated him even without the eternal sleep attack.

Mamoru fell into the ocean.

Just to make sure, Jadeite shot the entire ocean with eternal sleep. All the fish were sleeping.

Jadeite charged into Queen Metalia's room.

"FEED ME ENERGY!" yelled Metalia.

"Ok!" said Jadeite. He shot her with an eternal sleep. She went to sleep eternally.

"AWW YEAH JADEITE WINS!" yelled Jadeite happily. "I'm da best!"

Three weeks later Jadeite had put every last person who objected to his role of King of the World to sleep.

He made Toei Animation make an anime about him called Sailor Jadeite and also one called Dragon Ball Jadeite.

Jadeite ruled the Earth strictly but fairly. He stole Nephrite's girlfriend Molly and their children and their children's children ruled the Earth peacefully for many generations.

THE END