"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Queen Beryl!" yelled Queen Beryl. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Queen Beryl this is serious!" exclaimed Jadeite.

"Queen Beryl this is serious!" exclaimed Beryl.

"Please stop," begged Jadeite.

"Please stop," chortled Beryl.

"Beryl!"

"Beryl!"

Jadeite walked out of the room.

"Jadeite," began Beryl.

"Have you finally stopped, my queen?"

"Have you finally stopped, my queen?" repeated Beryl.

Jadeite again tried to leave.

"Jadeite if you walk out that door you're a dead man," threatened Queen Beryl.

Jadeite came back in but refused to speak.

"So what's your new source of energy, Jadeite?" Queen Beryl asked.

"Well you see," began Jadeite.

"Well you see," said Beryl.

"Beryl, stop!" cried Jadeite. "It's not funny!"

"Beryl, stop!" cried Beryl. "It's not funny!"

"WAAAAAAAAAA!" wailed Jadeite, falling on the floor and crying.

"WAAAAAAAAAA!" mocked Queen Beryl.

Finally Jadeite had a brilliant idea. He pulled out a note pad. He wrote down his new source of energy, and handed it to Beryl.

"Hmm," said Beryl. She read it out loud. "We should make a nature show, but encode it with a subliminal message that steals energy!"

"Great idea, Jadeite!" said Queen Beryl.

"Thanks!" said Jadeite, happy Beryl was no longer being obnoxious.

"Thanks!" said Beryl.

Jadeite snapped and threw a wild punch at Beryl.

She dodged and threw a wild punch, mimicking him.

He gave up and left.


He appeared at the beach, with the Youma cast of his nature show.

"Alright guys, so I'm gonna go in the water and educate people about sea creatures. Meanwhile, you're going to film and play the subliminal message, so while they think they're learning about nature, they'll actually be losing energy!"

"Sounds great Jadeite," said a Youma sarcastically.

"Thanks!" said Jadeite.

"Thanks!" said the Youma.

Jadeite glared at her.

"Forgive me Jadeite!" cried the Youma. "I was ordered by Beryl!"

"Oh, it's no problem then," said Jadeite.

"Oh, it's no problem then," said the Youma.

Jadeite sighed.

The Youma sighed.

Jadeite threw a wild punch at the Youma.

The Youma was no more.

"So anyway, take one, and action!"

The camera Youma started filming.

Jadeite rolled up his pants and walked into the water. He reached down.

"This here is a sea shell. They are dropped by sea critters!"

He showed the shell to the camera.

"And this…" he searched around in the water, but all he found was a plastic bottle. "This is the shell of a sea water bottle. They shed their skins monthly, and this is what's left behind!"

"That Jadeite sure is good at improv," said one of the Youmas.

"Thanks!" said Jadeite.

"Thanks!" said the Youma.

But Jadeite had to keep the show rolling. "This is sea sand! It's different than regular sand, because it's at the sea!"

He couldn't find anything else. "Umm…. Ummmmm….. This is sea water!" He tried to pick up the water but it kept slipping out of his hands. "Uh oh!"

"Use the water bottle!" one of his crew members suggested.

"I already showed them that!" he cried.

"No, use it to pick up the sea water!" they explained.

"The heck is sea water?" he asked. "And what do you mean water bottle? This is a sea water bottle shell!"

The Youmas sighed. "Why did we have to be Jadeite Youmas?" one of them complained.

He searched his pockets frantically. He found a dollar. "And this here, is a sand dollar!"

"It doesn't look sandy," said a Youma.

Jadeite killed the Youma with an energy blast.

"As I was saying, these things are sometimes found near coral reefs-"

He stopped talking suddenly. In the water, he spotted a huge black form. "OMG!" he cried. "A STINGRAY!"

"Ok guys, here is the main attraction of this broadcast! A real live stingray!" he exclaimed.

He pulled the stingray up by the tail upside-down to show his audience.

"Woah!" said the soundtrack that he set up beforehand.

He continued talking. "So these babies can be found-"

Suddenly, the stingray impaled Jadeite in the heart on live TV.

Jadeite gasped and then died.

It was so shocking that everyone who had been in an energy-giving trance was snapped out of it.

The Youmas quickly switched the recording to the "Please stand by!" backup footage.

It was a video of Nephrite. "Hey friends! If you're watching this, it means Jadeite dun' goofed! It's pretty common actually, and if the mess-up was really serious, then that means it's the start of my arc! Wish me luck, boys! Now, for the next twenty minutes, I'm going to juggle these household vegetables. Oops! Let me try again. Oops! This is harder than it looks!"

Everyone turned off their TV's.

The next day, Beryl received a letter. "What, Jadeite died?! On national TV?! And we're being sued for traumatizing children!?"

"Don't worry!" Nephrite assured her, since he was there to start off his arc. "I got a life insurance policy on Jadeite, which will pay double what he was worth!"

"It's a miracle!" cried Beryl. "Give me the money!"

"Here," said Nephrite. He handed her two dollars.

"WHAT!?" exclaimed Beryl.

"Jadeite was worth one dollar, so they doubled it and gave us two!"

Beryl was mad. Beryl was livid.

She teleported to Hell.

"Hey Beryl!" said Satan.

"Hey Satan!" said Beryl. "Have you seen Jadeite?"

"Why yes, he came by here not so long ago to borrow a book. He said it will probably be a long time until he gets revived again, if ever, so he was going to take the opportunity to finally read the Hunger Games."

"So you think he went to the library?"

"Probably," said Satan.

Beryl went to the Hell library.

She located Jadeite with ease, as he was sitting upstairs in the quiet reading section.

"Hey Beryl!" said Jadeite. "How'd you die? Wanna hear how I died? It's a funny story!"

Beryl slugged Jadeite. Beryl went back to Negaverse.

Jadeite was unable to recover and died and went down to Super Hell.

"Hey Super Satan!" said Jadeite.

"Jadeite, I don't want you here!" yelled Super Satan.

"Why not?!" cried Jadeite.

"Because last time you were here, you never pushed your chair in!"

"GASP!" cried Jadeite.

Super Satan tried to send Jadeite back up to regular Hell.

But Satan refused.

Super Satan called Ultimate Satan in desperation, but Ultimate Satan told him there was no room left in Ultimate Hell.

Super Satan wasn't convinced, but there was nothing he could do.

"Ok, Jadeite, stand still," said Super Satan.

Jadeite made a break for it.

"NO STOP!" cried Super Satan.

He caught up to Jadeite and knocked him down.

"BE STILL FOR A MOMENT!" he shouted.

"NOOOOO!" screamed Jadeite.

Super Satan KO'd Jadeite.

Then, he angled his shot carefully, and punted Jadeite all the way up to Heaven.

Jadeite awoke in Heaven.

"Jadeite?" gasped Queen Serenity.

"Oh hiya Queen Serenity!" exclaimed Jadeite. "I haven't seen you since the Moon Kingdom raid of 1812! How ya been?"

Queen Serenity scowled.

She punted Jadeite down to purgatory.

"Meh, I'll take it," decided Jadeite. "It's not Heaven, but it's not Hell either. Plus, I don't think I have any enemies down here!"

"Heya," exclaimed Grandpa. "This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship!"

Jadeite wailed in distress.

FIN