"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found-"
But then he stopped.
"You found what?" asked Beryl, annoyed.
"No. This ends now," said Jadeite. "For 99 chapters I have run in here all excited to you my new source of energy. And how did you treat me? Not very well, most of the time! You have regarded my life's work as if it's a joke. I won't stand for it any longer."
Queen Beryl stood up from her throne. "What are you saying?" she demanded.
"I'm saying that I am putting an end to this!"
"An end to what?" howled Beryl.
"An end to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Jadeite sprung like a wild puma and charged Beryl.
But Queen Beryl knew she was stronger.
She swung at Jadeite, but was surprised when her hand swung through empty air.
"Huh?" asked Beryl in shock.
Jadeite sprung up from behind and got her in a chokehold.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" cried Beryl. "I CREATED YOU!"
"No," said Jadeite, "I created YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Queen Beryl faded to dust.
Jadeite let out a hardy laugh. "Har har har!"
He then took out a bag of potato crisps and shoved a handful in his mouth, chomping really loudly.
He threw the unfinished bag on the floor and hopped on top of it, crumpling all the potato crisps so no one else could have any.
"LELLELELEELELELEL!" laughed Jadeite. He skipped from the throne room into the North Pole. He then skipped all the way to Tokyo, laughing giddily.
Jadeite went to find Zoisite.
He found him at none other than Motoki's sister's diner.
"Hey Zoisite," said Jadeite.
"Jadeite, guess what I'm about to do!" said Zoisite.
"What?" asked Jadeite.
"DINE AND DASH!" Zoisite whispered very loudly.
"Why?" asked Jadeite. "The food isn't that expensive."
Zoisite shushed him. "The food is here!"
Motoki's sister put down the food. "Anything else I can get you?"
"No," giggled Zoisite.
Motoki's sister walked away.
Zoisite poured the food in the garbage.
"What are you doing?!" exclaimed Jadeite.
"I'm not actually hungry," said Zoisite. "I came here for the sole purpose to dine and dash."
Jadeite had a confused expression on his face.
Zoisite watched Motoki's sister as she went into the kitchen.
"A couple seconds…" he said.
He took out a stopwatch and timed five seconds.
"NOWWWWW!" he screeched.
He sprinted for the exit, but Motoki's sister's mental alarm went off.
"Hey!" she cried. "You have to pay for that!"
Zoisite ran out the door and started running down the streets of Tokyo.
Jadeite followed him.
"Quick, let's teleport away!" Jadeite yelled.
"NO!" cried Zoisite. "That's not how it works! We have to dash!"
They took a turn into an alley.
"Oh no! A dead end!" realized Zoisite.
They took a sharp U-Turn, and starting running for the alley's exit.
Motoki's sister cornered them in, and tackled down Zoisite.
She began to pummel Zoisite until he was no more.
After she finished off Zoisite, she turned to Jadeite. "Do you want some of this too?"
"No thank you," said Jadeite, shaking his head.
"Well someone's gonna have to pay for that food!" she screamed.
Jadeite pulled out his wallet. "How much will that be?"
Jadeite payed the 20 dollars and gave a 2 dollar tip.
"Only ten percent?!" howled Motoki's sister.
Jadeite threw his wallet at her and ran.
Jadeite left Zoisite dead in the alley and hunted down Nephrite.
He stumbled upon him in an R-rated movie.
"Oh hey Nephrite!" said Jed.
"Keep it down," barked Nephrite. "We're watching Delaware Crowbar Massacre, the scariest movie of the year!"
"Oh cool!" said Jadeite. "Are you alone?"
"No, I snuck in Molly and that dweebazoid."
"Wait, why?" asked Jadeite.
"Because everyone knows a cool boyfriend sneaks his underage girlfriend into R-rated movies!"
"But why the scariest movie of the year?" continued Jadeite.
"Because I'm Kool with a K! Right Molly?"
Molly didn't respond.
"Molly? Where'd you go?" asked Nephrite.
Molly was under her seat rocking back and forth. Melvin was crying, and he latched onto Nephrite for protection.
"Get off me!" barked Nephrite.
He threw Melvin three rows ahead and he hit the ground with a thud.
"WHAT WAS THAT SOUND!?" cried Molly.
She peaked out from under the chair and saw someone getting killed on screen.
"WHADGARKEHEJTHSERg!" she cried.
"Har har har," laughed Nephrite.
"What's going on?" yelled a security guard. "We heard screaming!"
"Hey, hold on," said Jadeite. "Does that security guard have the same voice actor as me?"
"Wtf!?" cried the security guard. "How do you have my voice?!"
"We're in an anime," explained Melvin. "And in this particular dub, Jadeite and this random guard have the same voice!"
Author's note: This is true. Jadeite's voice actor also voices a random security guard in the DiC English Dub.
Just then, something scary happened on screen and Melvin threw himself to the floor, screeching like a girl.
Nephrite let out a hardy laugh.
The security guard approached them. "How did you kids get in here?! This is an R-rated movie!"
"Nephrite brought us!" said Melvin.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Nephrite.
"Who's Nephrite?" asked the security guard.
"Stop trying to be funny, you know who I am Jadeite," said Nephrite without looking up.
"So you're Nephrite?" continued the security guard.
"Yes, Jadeite," said Nephrite, starting to get confused. "You've known me for years."
"I've heard enough. All of you, get out!"
Molly and Melvin ran out of the movie theater shrieking.
"Wait, hold on!" yelled Nephrite. "This is the best part!"
The security guard dragged him out.
"NOOooooooooooooo!" cried Nephrite. "Why Jadeite, why?!"
When they got outside, they saw Molly shaking like a leaf.
"Hehehe," thought Melvin mischievously.
He pulled out a Delaware Crowbar Killer mask that he had bought on Ebay before the movie.
He snuck up behind Molly and screamed. "OOGABOOGABOOGA!"
Molly had a heart attack and died.
"Uh oh," said Melvin. "We really got ourselves in a pickle this time, huh Nephrite?"
Nephrite teleported away.
"Phew," said Melvin. "For a second I thought Nephrite was going to kill me!"
Melvin called 911. "Police… we have a body!"
"Darn right we do," said Nephrite from behind him.
"Oh hey Nephrite," said Melvin. "I thought you left?"
He turned around and Nephrite hit him over the head with a crowbar. He beat him to a pulp.
Jadeite took off his 3D glasses. "This is getting too graphic," he said. "How about we go see a comedy?"
Nephrite was too busy pummeling Melvin's corpse.
"Alright, I'll catch up with you later," said Jed. He went to go find Kunzite.
Jadeite checked Kunzite and Zoisite's castle, but no one was home.
The next logical place to check was Hell. Jadeite teleported there.
"Hey Jadeite!" said Kunzite. "Pull up a chair, me boy!"
"What are we playing?" asked Jadeite.
"Poker," said Satan.
"Could we play Uno instead?" asked Jadeite.
"No," said Grandpa.
"Grandpa?!" gasped Jadeite. "Why are you in Hell?!"
Grandpa just stared at Jadeite until Jadeite understood.
"I see… Well I guess deal me in."
"Hey guys!" said Zoisite walking in. "I just died lol."
"Oh no!" said Kunzite. "What happened?"
"Doesn't matter," said Zoisite. "The important thing was I dined and dashed. Wait, why are you in Hell?"
"I'm not dead yet," said Kunzite. "Satan just called me over."
"Heh heh," said Satan shyly. "I was lonely."
"D'awww," said Zoisite.
"Aren't you gonna ask why I'm here?" asked Jed.
"Oh, I just figured Motoki's sister killed you too."
"Nope! I escaped unscathed!"
"Cool, you didn't pay her, right?"
"Uh oh," said Jadeite.
Zoisite threw himself across the table and started punching Jadeite. "I died in vain!" he cried.
Satan had to break them up. "Now now, just because we're in Hell doesn't mean we can act like animals!"
They played a few rounds of poker, and Jadeite lost every single round.
"What is this!?" cried Jadeite, throwing down his cards like a child. "Australian rules?!"
Satan just laughed at him.
"I think you guys are cheating!" howled Jadeite.
"Me?!" cried Satan. "CHEAT!? What do I look, Satan?!"
Kunzite went to answer but Satan backhanded him.
"Guys, settle down!" said Gramps.
Jadeite leapt on the table and started kicking everyone's cards.
He picked up a stack of cards and ate them all.
"No!" cried Grandpa, "That was my last deck!"
Grandpa turned into the cross-eyed lobster.
"You know," said Jadeite. "We've been calling you a cross-eyed lobster, but you kind of look more like a cross-eyed gorilla."
Grandpa back-handed Jadeite.
"Oh, so that's how you wanna play it!?" yelled Jadeite.
He took off his gloves and slapped Grandpa with them.
Granpda was mad. Grandpa was furious.
Grandpa skittered towards Jadeite, but Jadeite side-stepped and Grandpa crashed into the wall.
He was no more.
Jadeite started pounding his chest. "I AM THE ALPHA MALE!"
Satan threw a wild punch at Jadeite.
Jadeite caught it. There was a moment of silence.
Then, without moving anything but his arm, Jadeite picked Satan up and flung him into Heaven where he disintegrated.
"Do you want some?" he asked, turning to Kunzite and Zoisite.
Kunzite and Zoisite held each other and shook their heads.
"Good. Now I'm off," said Jadeite. He took Kunzite's cape and then flaunted it as he left. "So long!" he said, throwing a black rose.
Outside of the gates of Hell, Jadeite ran into Mamoru Chiba.
"I saw you throw that rose," said Mamoru.
"Uh oh," said Jadeite.
"I don't like the way you bad guys steal my swagger," Mamoru stated.
"What are you going to do about it?" asked Jadeite.
Mamoru cracked his knuckles.
Jadeite cracked his neck and spit on the ground, ready to fight.
Jadeite shot a bolt of lightning, and then they both flew into the sky.
Jadeite went to tackle Mamoru.
"No!" cried Mamoru. "I won't let it end like this! Not again!"
No one knew what happened because there was a single frame of animation, and it flashed by too quickly.
But then Jadeite emerged from the water. Mamoru did not.
"I win again!" said Jadeite. "Man, I am on fire today!"
He returned to Queen Beryl's throne room.
"Queen Beryl!" he cried. "I found a new source of energy!"
There was no response.
"Oh wait, ha! I killed Queen Beryl!"
Jadeite took his rightful place on Queen Beryl's throne.
He sat there for a few minutes.
"This is boring," he decided.
He took out Queen Beryl's remote and hit the button that read, "Summon Shitennou."
They all appeared.
"Queen Beryl, you called?" asked Nephrite, covered in blood and still holding the crowbar. "Jadeite, what are you doing on Queen Beryl's throne?"
"I killed Queen Beryl. I am the king of the Negaverse," explained Jadeite.
"Does that mean we answer to Jadeite now?" asked Zoisite.
"No," said Kunzite. "Let's just take the throne."
"Watch it," warned Jadeite. "I have Queen Beryl's crystal orb now!"
Nephrite grabbed Queen Beryl's crystal orb. "Now I have Queen Beryl's crystal orb. Does that make me the king?"
"No!" yelled Jadeite. "Give it back!"
Jadeite charged Nephrite, but Nephrite tossed it over to Kunzite.
"Keep away!" yelled Nephrite mockingly.
Jadeite ran up to Kunzite, but he dribbled it between his legs before tossing it back to Nephrite.
Suddenly, Queen Metalia walked in.
"Wait how are you walking?!" exclaimed Kunzite in shock.
"Can it," said Metalia. "The same way you guys got out of Hell!"
"Well I, for one, wasn't actually dead," objected Kunzite. "Satan called, and-"
"I don't wanna hear it!" yelled Metalia. "Where's Beryl?"
All the Shitennou looked at each other. Then they got behind Jadeite and pushed him forward.
"I killed her," said Jadeite quietly.
"WHAAAAAAT?!" shouted Metalia. "no No NO!"
Metalia charged Jadeite. Jadeite gasped.
He slugged Nephrite and grabbed Beryl's ball. He held it in front of his face like a shield.
After ten seconds that he wasn't dead, he lowered the ball cautiously and realized that Metalia was a pile of ashes.
"What happened?" asked Jadeite, stunned. "Did I kill her?"
"No," said Nephrite. "Queen Beryl's ball shot out a lightning bolt and killed her."
"EZZZZZ!" cheered Jadeite. "Just another example of why I am King of the Negaverse!"
"One second," said Kunzite.
He, Zoisite and Nephrite huddled up.
"What do we do?" asked Kunzite.
"I don't know," said Zoisite. "He has the ball!"
"Queen Beryl's crystal ball is a joke!" remarked Nephrite. "Queen Beryl was a weakling."
"You're a weakling," said Kunzite.
"Do you wanna go, blondie?" challenged Nephrite.
"Yes but later. We have bigger fish to fry."
Kunzite turned to Jadeite. "I suppose presently we cannot stop you. But be warned. Queen Beryl had very powerful enemies. If you take her position, you must be able to defend our kingdom from them."
"Hahaha," scoffed Jadeite. "Queen Beryl was a weakling. I got dis ezZZZZ!"
Suddenly, they heard a knock on the door.
"Come in!" called Jadeite.
The door swung open, but no one was there.
"Huh?" Jadeite asked. "Is this some kind of trick?"
Just then, a squirrel flew in.
"Squirrels can't fly!" cried Jadeite.
Nephrite felt his stomach drop. "Oh yes they can…"
An army of flying squirrels flew into the throne room.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" yelled Zoisite.
They all leapt behind Queen Beryl's throne as the wave of squirrels piled in.
"Quick Jadeite!" cried Nephrite. "Use your ball!"
"Got it!" said Jadeite. He ran out from behind the throne and started smacking the squirrels with the ball.
"No, not like that!" Nephrite yelled.
"Oh yeah, right," said Jadeite.
He held up the ball and it disintegrated all the squirrels.
"eZ! eZ eZ eZ!" chanted Jadeite.
But then, Nephrake, Nephrite's evil twin, flew in and drop-kicked Jadeite.
Jadeite dropped the ball and it rolled across the floor to the other side of the room.
"Hey, watch it!" cried Jadeite.
Nephrake landed like a bird in front of Jadeite, blocking him from the ball.
He reached down and picked up one of the disintegrated squirrels. A single tear rolled down his cheek. Then he ate the squirrel.
"You shall not be forgiven," said Nephrake.
Jadeite adjusted his crown and stood up. "Alright, let's go, Bigboy! You think you stand a chance against the king of the Negaverse?"
"Yes," said Nephrake.
"Well that's it!" said Jadeite.
He threw a wild punch at Nephrake.
"Watch out!" cried Nephrite. "Nephrake is my twin, so his strength rivals my own!"
"I could take you eZZZZZZZZZ!" replied Jadeite.
"I don't think so," said Nephrite.
"Well time to find out!" yelled Jadeite, throwing another hook at Nephrake.
It looked like it was a direct hit.
But then, Nephrake turned to face Jadeite again, and he was unscratched.
"AHHHHHHHH!" shouted Jadeite. He started throwing many blows, and finally Nephrake got tired of the light taps and grabbed Jadeite's arms.
He slammed Jadeite into the floor, kneed him in the stomach, and then threw him into the wall like ragdoll.
Zoisite started crawling for Beryl's crystal ball, knowing it was the only hope.
But Nephrake spotted him.
He threw a quick karate chop, ending Zoisite.
Nephrite decided he couldn't stand it anymore, and charged Nephrake. They started exchanging blows at rapid speed, but alas, they were evenly matched.
"I've gotten stronger!" howled Nephrake. "All this squirrel protein has built up my muscles."
"But I have gotten stronger too!" said Nephrite. They both threw a punch at the same time, and their fists collided, creating an explosion.
They were about to charge again, when Kunzite went over and finished off Nephrake with relative ease.
"This one's for ZOIIIISSIIIIIIITE!" he yelled, blasting Nephrake into oblivion.
"Good job," said Nephrite. "But how'd you pull it off? His strength was equal to mine."
"You're a weakling," repeated Kunzite.
Nephrite was about to charge Kunzite, when the next opponent entered.
It was a cross-eyed lobster-gorilla.
"Grandpa!" yelled Nephrite.
"This is for not finishing the poker game!" howled Grandpa. He did a quick volt tackle on Kunzite, which was too fast for Kunzite to catch. He was knocked out of commission.
Grandpa leapt on top of Nephrite and started trying to eat his face off.
Nephrite had to use all of his strength to hold Grandpa an arm's length away.
"Jadeite, help!" yelled Nephrite.
But Jadeite was still knocked out from the previous battle.
"Zoisite?!" cried Nephrite in a move of desperation.
Zoisite was also lying unconscious.
"This looks like the end," said Nephrite sadly, right before his arms gave out.
Kunzite made a shocking return and body-slammed Grandpa. "It will take more than that to defeat me!"
Grandpa stood back up on all fours. He then started pounding his chest, charging up another attack.
Nephrite and Kunzite stood by each other, preparing themselves.
Grandpa's power level was going off the charts.
"I don't think we can take this guy," said Kunzite solemnly.
"Then we'll die trying," vowed Nephrite.
Grandpa was now surrounded by an aura energy. He began to ascend beyond lobster form. The pure energy itself was shaking the room.
Grandpa's red skin started to take on a light yellow color as he transformed into a Super Saiyan Lobster.
However, Grandpa was foolish, and did not think about his surroundings. Before he could reach his final form, the rumbling of his energy waves caused a stalactite from above to fall off the ceiling.
It landed on grandpa and impaled through all three of his hearts.
Grandpa was dead.
The Shitennou were about to breathe a sigh of relief, when a wall cracked and then exploded.
A ten food figure entered the throne room.
It was none other than Satan.
"Hey man!" said Kunzite. "Sup?"
"This is no time for sups," barked Satan. He backhanded Kunzite again, and he went flying.
"I was finally free of that pesky Grandpa. And then you killed him again, sending him right back to Hell!"
Satan picked up the stalactite that went through Grandpa. He used his fire breath to cook Grandpa, and then ate him like a kabob in one bite.
"This is where your story ends," said Satan. "If I have to deal with him in Hell, so will YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
Satan charged up a hyper-beam and shot it at Nephrite and Kunzite. They both leapt out of the way and the beam blew up the wall behind them. The explosion was so big it almost knocked Kunzite and Nephrite over.
"Satan might be strong but we have improved a lot since our last battle with him!" howled Kunzite. Kunzite charged and Nephrite followed suit.
Kunzite shot an energy blast and curved it up. Nephrite did the same. They aimed for his face and it made Satan flinch.
"NOW!" yelled Kunzite. He teleported behind Satan and threw a hammer-kick on his head. Nephrite teleported several feet in front of Satan and charged up an attack.
"I CALL FORTH THE POWER OF THE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS"
He shot an energy attack and it hit Satan point-blank.
When the smoke cleared they thought Satan was finished but he was only slightly damaged.
"Uh oh," said Nephrite sadly.
Satan threw a punch and Nephrite was on the ground in a peril state.
Kunzite started throwing energy blasts like a wild-man but Satan blocked them all with two arms and back-handed Kunzite back to last winter.
Satan trotted up to Kunzite and raised his hand.
"This is the end."
Just then, Beryl's crystal ball slid across the ground into Kunzite's hands.
Kunzite turned to see Zoisite half unconscious. "KUNZITE NOW!"
Kunzite raised the ball defensively and it shot out a bright light that blinded Satan.
"NO!" screamed Satan as ice surrounded him.
Satan was frozen solid in an ice cube.
Kunzite stood up.
"Phew, that was a close one!"
Their victory was short-lived when the ice on Satan's prison started to smoke and unthaw.
"Uh oh that eternal sleep isn't as eternal as we thought!"
But then Nephrite sprung up from behind Kunzite and threw a karate chop that didn't just slice through the ice, it sliced through Satan as a whole as he was in his vulnerable state.
"I DID IT!" cried Nephrite.
"No" said Kunzite.
The door swung open yet again.
"Brace yourselves!" yelled Kunzite.
Motoki ran in screaming like banshee. "THIS ONE'S FOR REIKA!" he yelled.
Zoisite, who was already half-dead, stood up and threw a weak energy blast. Motoki went flying with it, and was never seen again.
Zoisite lied back down. "Alright, time to die!"
"Not yet," said Kunzite. "I think there's some more guys coming!"
They thought the door would burst open again, but instead it got chopped in half.
In stomped Chuck E. Cheese.
"Ha," scoffed Kunzite. "He's only in his base form. We have to kill him before he transforms!"
Kunzite charged. He threw a quick uppercut, and then kicked Chuck E. in the stomach.
He flew back and shot an energy blast, finishing the comber breaker.
Chuck E. Cheese flew into a pillar and then fell onto his knees.
Kunzite held up Queen Beryl's crystal ball and charged up to finish him off.
But before he could shoot the attack, Nephrite flew in and shot the ball out of Kunzite's hand.
"What the Hell?" yelled Kunzite.
"Don't defeat him yet!" cried Nephrite. "I want to give him a fair chance to fight me at his full power!"
Chuck E. Cheese stood up and started transforming.
Kunzite bent down to pick up the ball, but Nephrite ran over and kicked it farther away.
"You're not even that strong!" yelled Kunzite. "Sounds like you just want him to power up to see if I can fight him at his full form!"
"No," lied Nephrite.
Kunzite tried one last time to pick up the ball, but Nephrite threw a wild sucker-punch, catching Kunzite off guard.
Kunzite was forced to take a couple steps backwards from the attack.
Meanwhile, Chuck. E. Cheese continued to transform.
"Alright, that's it!" said Kunzite. He teleported behind Nephrite and karate chopped the back of his neck. "If Chuckie wanted to fight in his full form then he should have showed up in it!"
Nephrite spun around and threw a punch.
Kunzite caught the punch and karate chopped his exposed arm.
"YEEEOUCH!" yelled Nephrite.
Kunzite backhanded Nephrite, and grabbed the ball.
But it was too late.
Chuck E. now wielded his scythe of doom, and was sporting his huge black bat wings.
"Alright," said Nephrite stumbling up. "Now it's time for a real fight!"
He charged Chuck E. Cheese, but Chuck E. Cheese disposed of him with relative ease.
"Dammit," said Kunzite. He was starting to get fatigued from all the fighting.
He charged up Queen Beryl's crystal ball and shot an eternal sleep attack.
But Chuck E. Cheese sliced through the light stream like it was actual physical matter. The attack fell to the floor.
"Uh oh," said Kunzite. "I only have one option."
Kunzite ran up and smashed Chuck E. over the head with the ball. But Chuck E. grabbed Kunzite's foot, and threw him like a ragdoll into the wall.
"I WILL NOT GET DEFEATED LIKE JADEITE!" howled Kunzite. He charged up and threw a quick punch, but it had little effect.
Chuck E. Cheese swung down his scythe, and Kunzite held up the crystal ball to block it.
The scythe of doom sliced through the crystal ball, and Kunzite had to use both his hands to block it from slicing his head off.
Right when Kunzite was about to be finished, Zoisite rejoined the battle.
"Zoi!" he yelled, shooting petals. This caused Chuck E. Cheese to be mildly annoyed, and he turned around and chucked his scythe like a boomerang.
Zoisite was pinned up against the wall by the crest of the scythe.
In the one second while Chuck E. Cheese was distracted, Kunzite managed to make some distance between them.
He charged up a giant energy ball over his head.
"THIs… ONE'S… FOR…."
"Get on with it!" barked Chuck E.
"THIS ONE'S FOR ZOISITE!"
He tossed the ball with the last of his strength.
Chuck E. Cheese put out his hands, and was holding back the ball, but it started to push him back.
"no… No…. NO…."
Zoisite managed to free himself from behind the scythe, and started shooting petals, trying to make Chuck E. lose his grip.
Nephrite teleported behind Chuck E. and started throwing punches and kicks at his head, also mildly annoying Chuck E.
Chuck E. finally got fed up and decided to dispose of the two of them.
He threw a backhand, sending Nephrite and Zoisite into a wall.
"Wait a second," remembered Chuck E.
Without holding it back with two hands, the energy ball easily overpowered Chuck E.
There was a huge explosion, and all the remained was Chuck E. Cheese's head.
Nephrite stood up with the last bit of his energy, and fell back into the wall.
"Woo, that really took a lot out of me!" he laughed weakly.
Zoisite was unconscious again.
"How are you holding up there, Kunzy?" asked Nephrite.
Kunzite would have killed Nephrite, but he couldn't muster the strength. He couldn't even stand up.
"Is that the last of them?" Kunzite asked, in between deep breaths.
A rose flew in and landed in front of Kunzite.
"Awwww shit," said Kunzite.
In walked a masked figure in a tuxedo.
"Oh boy," said Nephrite. "I could take him easy, but I don't have enough strength to muster up my A game. Well, it's been good fighting beside you, Kunzite!"
"Shut it," said Kunzite. "I can take Mamoru in my sleep."
They let out a sigh of relief when the lighting revealed it to be none other than Tuxedo Melvin.
"Haha!" said Melvin. He pulled out his toy hammer. "Now it's time to take the throne of the Negaverse!"
Kunzite and Nephrite rolled on the ground laughing.
"Don't underestimate me!" squeaked Melvin. He threw his shrimp and it hit Kunzite in the head.
It had no effect.
"Looks like you won't go down without a fight!" said Melvin. "Very well then, let's do this!"
He leapt in the air with his hammer ready, as Kunzite spun around laughing.
Right before his plastic hammer collided with Kunzite, Melvin imploded.
Jadeite flew down after having disposed of Melvin with an energy blast.
"eZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" he hollered. "And that, right there, is why I am the King of the Negaverse!"
"Fool!" yelled Kunzite. "You didn't help us battle when we were fighting real opponents!"
"A ruler never fights battles that their peasants can win without them," scoffed Jadeite.
"I'm getting really sick of you," sneered Kunzite.
"Zoisite, get over here at once!" barked Jadeite.
Zoisite awoke and limped over.
"Yes, my king?"
"Did you think I wouldn't know?" asked King Jadeite.
"Know what?" asked Zoisite weakly.
"I don't know," said Jadeite. "But I'm king and I must follow in Beryl's footsteps and kill my Shitennou for no apparent reason."
"No… wait!" Zoisite whimpered.
Jadeite reached in his jacket.
"But-but I…" continued Zoisite weakly.
Jadeite pulled out the Moon Wand and slapped Zoisite away.
"Now for the rest of you!"
Kunzite and Nephrite gasped, but they were too weak to make a break for it.
"Where did you get that?!" cried Nephrite.
"Oh, this? I've had this since day one," laughed King Jadeite.
Kunzite went to charge up an energy blast. "This one's for-"
But he didn't have the strength.
Jadeite wiped them off the map for no apparent reason.
"Welp," laughed Jadeite. "Now I am officially the new Queen Beryl."
There was another knock on the door.
"Come in!" called Jadeite.
Sailor Moon and the others walked in. "Hey Queen Beryl," they said.
Jadeite gulped.
FIN
