"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Shut it, Jadeite," said Beryl. "I'm starting the story this time."

"Well actually," said Jadeite.

"CAANNNN IT!"


"Queen Metalia!" yelled Beryl. "I found a new source of energy!"

Queen Metalia sighed. "I'm tired of this weak energy. The Negaverse will never take over the world at this rate!"

"Urmm, we'll get there eventually!" promised Beryl.

"It took you like 30 episodes to get me to awaken just enough so I could talk!" barked Metalia. "How much energy did that take, anyway?"

"Well," began Beryl. "There was that one time with Jed's gym plan, and that other time with Nephrite's love energy."

"I thought there were four of them," recalled Metalia. "Why aren't they all trying to get energy?"

"Well," said Beryl. "I figured they ought to be well rested for when they have to get the Silver Crystal."

"I was the one who reminded you about the Silver Crystal," replied Metalia. "What was the point of me using what little energy I had to revive the Shitennou if none of them are getting me energy, or doing anything!?"

"They are!" cried Beryl. "Jadeite's getting that gym energy, and-"

"What about the other three?" asked Metalia.

"I told you! Nephrite's getting that love energy, and I'm making Zoisite fix the boiler room every couple months."

Metalia shook her non-existent head. "We can't go on like this. Cancel all energy gathering and send all four of them to get the Silver Crystal."

"WHAT!?" cried Beryl. "None of those fools could ever pull that off! This is the safest bet, I'm tellin' ya!"

"It will take 9999999999999 years for me to get to my full power at this rate!" shouted Metalia.

"That's okay," said Beryl. "I think we're immortal, hopefully. You can just revive us if we die of old age."

"BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ENERGY!"

"Hmm," considered Beryl. "I like the universe as it is, okay? There's no need to fix what isn't broken!"

"You're on your last leg, Beryl," warned Metalia. "If one of your Shitennou doesn't come in this instant with the Silver Crystal, you're mincemeat!"

"Shit!" cried Beryl. "That wouldn't happen in a million years!"

"QUEEEN BERYL!" shouted Kunzite, dashing in. "You'll never believe what I just happened upon!"

"Is it energy?" asked Beryl.

"No, even better!"

"Is it Mamoru Chiba?" asked Beryl.

"No, even better!"

"LIES!" shouted Beryl.

"…" said Kunzite. "I guess you don't want the Silver Imperium Crystal then?"

"The wuuuuuuuuuut?!" exclaimed Beryl. "Fork it over!"

"I don't know," considered Kunzite. "What's in it for me?"

"WHAT?!" shouted Beryl. "I'll kill you!"

"You couldn't kill me when I didn't have the silver crystal," reminded Kunzite.

"But you don't know how to use it!" taunted Beryl. "Only I do!"

"Do you?" asked Kunzite skeptically.

"I do," said Metalia.

"Hey, what is that thing in that ball?!" cried Kunzite. "Did some kind of rodent get in?!"

"KUNZITE!" screamed Beryl. "Don't you know you're talking to the Queen of the Negaverse?!"

"But I thought you're the queen of the Negaverse?"

"I am," said Beryl.

"No you're not," said Metalia. "Kunzite, give me the crystal."

"I don't trust this blob," Kunzite whispered to Beryl.

"I heard that!" shouted Metalia.

"Ooo, you're scaring me!" mocked Kunzite. "Come at me, blob boy!"

"Hey, hey, break it up," said Beryl.

"That's the last time I revive you!" yelled Metalia.

"Wait a second," said Kunzite. "You're THAT Metalia? Oops! I just thought you'd look a little more… you know…"

"I don't," said Metalia. "This is my 10% state when I have no energy. If I was at my full power, I'd be unstoppable."

"Wait," said Kunzite. "Were you that big silhouette in the sky at the Moon Kingdom raid?"

"Yes," said Metalia.

"Oh, you're the one that killed everyone while we slacked off! Way to go, GJ!"

Metalia grunted.

"Whelp, here's that crystal," said Kunzite. "Say, you won't kill me when I give this to you, right? I've heard of similar events from other seasons happening like that."

"No," said Metalia.

"But, why not?" asked Kunzite. "I see no real reason for you to keep me alive. Hey, actually that goes for Beryl too!"

"Don't give her any ideas!" shouted Beryl. "Besides, she'd never do that! She loved me enough to make me queen, despite being the weakest link!"

"Yep," agreed Metalia. "It all started when you shook that magic lamp that I resided in. I owe you my gratitude."

"Ok," said Kunzite. "A friend of Beryl's is a friend of mine, except for that Chiba kid."

He tossed the crystal into Metalia's blob form.

"Yes, YESSSSSSS!" screamed Metalia.

"Where'd you get that anyway?" whispered Beryl to Kunzite.

"Usagi dropped it while I was chasing her with my cranberry milkshake."

"Sounds familiar," said Beryl.

"YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" screamed Metalia. Her shell shattered open and Beryl let out a shriek.

"Huh?" asked Kunzite. "Why are you screaming?"

"I FEEL ALIVE!" shouted Beryl.

Metalia began to grow into the familiar huge silhouette of a face. She started going through the roof of the room, causing the stone ceiling to start crashing down.

"No, stop!" yelled Kunzite. "Be careful!"

"Yes!" agreed Beryl. "Take it easy now, go somewhere you will fit!"

But Metalia continued to grow.

Kunzite put himself in a bubble.

"HEY, LET ME IN!" yelled Beryl, banging on the bubble.

"Sorry, not enough room," said Kunzite.

Beryl put on her jogging shoes and took off running as fast as her legs could take her.

Suddenly Metalia got a hold of herself.

"This isn't good," she said. "If I take my 100% form in the dark cavernous Negaverse, I'll wreck the place! Therefore, I will have to settle for taking my 50% form for now."

"What's your 50% form?" asked Beryl.

Metalia turned into a tall woman-like figure. She looked like Super Beryl, minus the Beryl.

"HOT DIGGITY!" shouted Kunzite. "You're even hotter than Beryl!"

"Kunzite!" yelled Zoisite, teleporting in. "Did I just hear you being heterosexual?"

"No," lied Kunzite. "And actually, it would be more like bisexual… wait why are you here?"

"I could sense Metalia's power level all the way from our home. She's pretty strong now! Before, even I could have taken her out!"

"As if," said Metalia, brushing her long human-like hair back. "Even as a blob, I could have disposed of you, Zoisite."

Nephrite walked in then. "I came to check in with Beryl, but she wasn't on her throne. Given this rare occasion, I figured I should come down here to ask Metalia if I could take her place. But I guess nevermind…"

Suddenly, Nephrite spotted Metalia in her humanoid body. "OOOOO MAMA!" he called. "Hey sexy lady, come over to my place! Don't worry, it's not in this craphole!"

Queen Metalia scoffed. "I made this 'craphole'."

"No," said Nephrite. "That ugly blob Queen Metalia made it!"

"Should we tell him?" asked Kunzite.

"No," said Zoisite. "This might end good, but not for Nephrite!"

Metalia was livid. "I'll have you know that it is I, Queen Metalia, in my 50% power form. If I wanted to, I could wipe you out with a finger."

"I see," said Nephrite. He took off running and didn't stop.

"Now then," said Metalia. "Now that I finally have a body, I'm going to do something I never thought I'd do."


"OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!" shouted Metalia. "This buffet is delicious!"

She threw food into her open mouth at lightning pace.

"Maybe you should slow down there," suggested Beryl. "You're making a scene!"

"No," said Metalia. "I haven't eaten in over 9999999999999 years! It's so great to finally have body features!"

"Here's the bill," said Motoki's sister.

Metalia looked at the bill with her new eyes. "Mmmm," she said. "I love being able to see."

She disposed of Motoki's sister with a single flick of the wrist.

"Metalia!" exclaimed Beryl. "You can't just go around killing people in public!"

"Why not?" asked Metalia.

"Yeah, why not?" agreed Zoisite.

"Can it," said Metalia. "You can't kill anyone."

"Stop bullying me!" cried Zoisite. "I'm a valued member of the team!"

Motoki walked in then. "Hey, sister!"

He looked over.

"AHHHH! wHAT HAPPENED TO MY SISTER!?"

He saw Zoisite and immediately got enraged.

He charged Zoisite with his fists of fury.

Metalia took him down with a single eye glance.

"Thanks for the save, Queen M." said Zoisite.

"Bring me more LOBSTAHHHHH!" Metalia howled.


Queen Beryl sat on her throne berating Jadeite.

Metalia marched in, flaunting her new existing legs.

"WOWZA!" said Jadeite. "Nice thighs!"

"Can it," said Metalia. "Beryl, what are you doing?"

"I'm sitting on my throne," said Beryl. "You have eyes now, you should use them."

Metalia glared at her. "That there throne belongs to me."

"I've always had this throne!" objected Beryl.

Metalia raised her hand.

Beryl started to sweat. "I mean, I was just keeping it warm for you, Metalia! I'm just SO happy that you now have a body!"

Beryl threw herself to the floor and off the throne.

"Very good, my pet," said Metalia. She hopped on the throne.

"Beryl, you're no longer a queen."

"WHAT?!" demanded Queen Beryl. "WHY!?"

"It's confusing," said Metalia. "If you call yourself queen of the Negaverse, people might get the wrong idea! In fact, I actually don't remember ever saying you were queen! But I was stuck in that ball so I couldn't do anything about it!"

"D'ah," said Beryl.

"LACKIES!" howled Metalia. "GATHER AT ONCE!"

The other three Shitennou warped in.

"Beryl, put on this uniform!" said Metalia, throwing a Shitennou uniform at her.

"But it's so ugly!" cried Beryl. "Only complete idiots wear this!"

The other four glared at her.

"That's better," said Metalia. "Now all my goons look the same."

"Hey, I'm not on the same level as these losers!" cried Beryl.

"You are now," said Metalia.

"Yeah, watch it," warned Nephrite. "I'm allowed to kill you now that you're a Shitennou. Since all the Shitennou kill each other!"

Beryl gulped. "Since when was that allowed?"

"Since you said it was," reminded Zoisite. "I even got you to sign off on it so you wouldn't change your mind and kill me later."

"Uh oh," said Beryl.

Queen Metalia sat there, eyeing the five of them. "This will never do," she stated. "Five is an odd number. I like groups of four better."

Jadeite hung his head. He knew his Shitennou days were over.

"Jadeite," began Metalia.

"I know, I know," said Jadeite leaving.

"Hey, I'm gonna need that uniform," said Metalia.

Jadeite stripped to his underwear and left.

"Now then."

"What's going to happen to him?" asked Nephrite, more curious than concerned.

"He's been demoted, so he's a Youma now," said Metalia.

"Hahahahhahahaha," laughed Zoisite.

"Hey watch it," said Metalia. "That could have easily been you!"

Zoisite gulped and stepped back in line.

"Now that I've consumed the Silver Crystal," continued Metalia. "We're back to energy, because I need to be STRONGER! Under my leadership, we might actually get some. I expect 20 ounces from each of you by the end of each week. Failure to meet this quota will result in extermination."

"Well actually," said Zoisite. "I don't exactly know how to get energy."

"Same," said Beryl.

"Haha," laughed Metalia. "Should I kill you now then?"

"No thanks," said Zoisite. "I'll work on it."

"Hey!" yelled Metalia. "I won't take sass from you. I'm not like that pushover Beryl!"

"Hey!" yelled Beryl.

Metalia raised her hand. "That goes for you too. Any questions?"

Nephrite raised his hand and Metalia lightly zapped him, knocking him to the floor.

"Any other questions?"

Everyone stood like a statue.

"Good," said Metalia. "Now get to work!"


The three original Shitennou that remained and their newest member Beryl sat in the Nega-cafeteria.

"This is bad," said Queen Beryl.

"No kidding," said Nephrite, taking a bite out of his PB & J. "We gotta do something about Metalia!"

"If only Jadeite was here to add something to this conversation," said Zoisite. "But unfortunately, this is the Shitennou table."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" yelled Jadeite from one of the Youma tables a couple tables away.

"Dang, it's a real shame I killed all the Youmas," he pondered. "Now I have no one to sit with."

Jadeite was in a T-shirt and shorts.

"Anyway," said Kunzite. "We need Beryl back in charge. She had great leadership skills."

"Yeah," said Zoisite. "She didn't really make us do anything, and the only one she punished for incompetence was Jadeite! But he deserved it."

"WHAT!?" shouted Jadeite.

"NOTHING!" screamed Zoisite.

"Now we actually have to do work," moaned Nephrite. "I can't take this much longer!"

"You haven't done anything yet," said Kunzite.

"Just the thought sickens me! Half the time I reported to Beryl I didn't even go and do anything!" explained Nephrite.

"Hmm," said Beryl.

"Oops," said Nephrite. "I'm not used to you being a Shitennou."

"Hey guys, how's it going?" asked someone sitting down at the table.

"Get lost," said Kunzite. "This table's cool kids only!"

"Might I remind you that I could wipe you out just by thinking about it?" said Metalia.

"M-m-m—m-m-m-m-m Metalia! What brings you here?!"

"Why are you guys eating when you should be out getting energy!?"

"But.. but I!" sputtered Zoisite.

"Shut your mouth!" said Metalia. "I've decided to move the energy deadline to tonight, since clearly a week gave you too much time to slack off. Now GET to WORK!"

They all scattered in different directions.

"Does that include me?" asked Jadeite.

"What?" said Metalia. "I don't speak Youma."


Queen Beryl appeared in the middle of a crowded mall.

"Alright, this shouldn't be too hard! I've heard about 130 something schemes from Jadeite, I'm sure I've picked up enough to do this!"

She walked into the crowd and started absorbing energy.

Everyone passed out, and she acquired a huge ball of it. "Hahhahaha, this was too easy!"

"Hey, it's Queen Beryl!" shouted Sailor Moon. "What are you doing on the field? Don't you only sit on the throne?"

Queen Beryl frowned. "I'm not in the mood to play around," said Beryl. "I'm taking this energy and leaving."

"No," said Sailor Moon.

"Oh come on!" complained Beryl. "What were the chances you would be at this mall, at this time?! It's like you have a radar lock on me! Wait-"

But Sailor Moon charged Beryl.

Beryl put her hands out in defense, but she had no hands on the energy ball so it dropped to the floor and went back to everyone.

"NO!" yelled Queen Beryl. "Queen Beryl won't be pleased! Looks like I have to stay and fight!"

She decided it was best to go with her only attack. She spawned a huge black crystal and screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

She tossed it, but Sailor Moon dodged.

"She's strong!" cried Beryl. She teleported away.


"Queen Metalia!" yelled Beryl. "That didn't go so well! It was a really terrible coincidence, I got attacked by the Sailors Scouts!"

"Pa-thetic!" said Metalia. "You had one job, you piece of trash! I'm sick of your incompetence! Do you want an eternal sleep?"

Beryl started to cry. "Come on, there's no way the sailors will happen to be where I am next time!"

"No," said Metalia. "You haven't gotten a single ounce of energy. If you can't take on little girls, then you'll have to take on me!"

"Why are you being so mean?!" asked Beryl. "I am doing my best!"

Suddenly, Zoisite appeared floating behind Beryl.

"Hahahahhahaa," he mocked.

"Hey, stop it!" yelled Beryl. "I know what you're about to do, but you better not!"

"You're gonna end up just like Jadeite!" taunted Zoisite.

"Metalia!" yelled Beryl. "Stop Zoisite from picking on me!"

"Sorry," said Metalia. "Shitennou are allowed to pick on each other. You're the one who made that rule."

"Grrrr!" said Beryl.

"Hahaha, that's the reaction I expected from the weakest Shitennou!" giggled Zoisite.

"Actually," said Beryl. "I think I'm one rank above you!"

"Tis true," said Metalia.

"NO!" cried Zoisite.

"Yep," said Metalia. "All Beryl's attacks are pretty much just clones of yours, but stronger!"

"NO!" cried Zoisite again. "She can't throw crystals!"

"I'm afraid I can, and twice as big as yours!" added Beryl.

"NO!" cried Zoisite. "But can you throw them from behind people?!"

"Yes," said Beryl. "And even from the side."

"No! I haven't even mastered that yet! But what about petals, can you do that?!"

"Hmm, I've never tried," said Beryl. "But if I had to guess, they'd probably be just like yours but stronger."

"NO!" cried Zoisite. "This isn't fair!" He fled.


"Oh Kunzite!" cried Zoisite. "I hate her so much!"

"There there," said Kunzite. "We'll just dispose of her!"

"But Kunzite, aren't you brainwashed to not harm the queen of the Negaverse?"

"Yes," said Kunzite.

"OOOHH SNAP!" said Zoisite. "Then I think we should take her out! Can you kill her for me?"

"Mmmm," said Kunzite.

Zoisite left it at that.

"There there," Kunzite repeated.

"Hmph," said Metalia. "This is so sweet it's giving me cavities!"

"That doesn't make any sense, idiot," said Zoisite.

Zoisite turned around and saw Metalia.

"Mm-m-m—mm-m-m-m—m-m-m-"

"M-m-m-m-m-m-m," taunted Metalia.

"I'm so sorry," said Zoisite.

"Yes," said Kunzite. "Punish me instead! It's my fault for not teaching Zoisite to be more patient!"

"You're on your last leg," said Metalia. "You both should be working! There's no time for relationships in the Negaverse, let alone gay ones!"

"Hey," said Zoisite. "Was that necessary?"

"Yes," said Metalia. "Now Get. Back. To. Work! Let's make this a twelve episode anime, no filler allowed!"

"NO!" cried Zoisite. "It's necessary for character development!"

Metalia raised her hand.

"Punish my instead!" said Kunzite. "It's my fault for not teaching Zoisite to be more patient!"

"We're going in circles here," said Metalia. "Just be sure to have that energy by tonight!"


"Shit!" cried Nephrite. "I gotta have that energy by tonight!"

He looked over his map of Tokyo. "I can get more energy from one person than Jadeite can get from 100! The only problem is, no one's at the peak of their energy today! This isn't good!"

He continued to pace.

"Hey," said the stars. "You should try that supermarket. They're having a grand opening today. Just take a bunch of random people's energy."

"Hmm," contemplated Nephrite. "That goes against everything I believe in, but I guess I have no choice."

Nephrite sat in the dairy freezer, looking out at the store. "Yes, this will do just fine."

Nephrite hopped out of the freezer and starting knocking people down and taking their energy one by one. "I should have done this all along!"

Suddenly he pushed this black-haired girl down, but instead of getting energy, he got a slug.

"Ouch!" he said. She shot a fireball at him. He tanked it with his arm.

"Not the Sailors! Grrr, I'll finish you off! Youma Jadeite, go!"

Jadeite appeared. "Me?! Take on all five Sailors? You gotta be joking!"

Nephrite fled.

"Hey, why'd you leave me?! Why didn't you stay to help me fight?! This is a suicide mission!"

Jadeite panicked. He ran for his life.

"Get back here!" called Sailor Moon. "I'll kill you!"

"Why?!" cried Jadeite. "I've done nothing wrong, have mercy! I'm still a living thing! I have dreams and passions just like you!"

"Die, Negascum!"

Sailor Moon murdered him in cold blood.

"Who are the real bad guys here?" Jadeite said as he died.

"Man, the Negaverse has been pretty goofy in their attacks lately," said Sailor Moon. "First Queen Beryl appears on the field, and now Shitennou are sending out each other?"

"They're up to something," said Luna, convinced.


The Shitennou sat in an overworld cafeteria in the mall so Jed could join in the discussion.

"Sorry about that," said Nephrite.

"Hey, no prob," said Jed. "I understand it's the way things are."

"So just to be clear," said Beryl. "No one's actually managed to get any energy, right?"

Everyone nodded.

"I can't believe that even when all four of us went to four different places at the same time, Sailor Moon was at all of them!" Kunzite exclaimed.

"She must have a radar lock on us!" deduced Jadeite.

"Don't be ridic- shit he's right, she must!" realized Beryl.

"Now that we've given up on getting energy, let's just scheme to take out Metalia," said Nephrite. "Anyone got any bright ideas?"

"Metalia's a superb soldier," said Zoisite. "We can't just confront her head on. She'll dispose of us all with ease."

"Then what do we do?" Jed asked.

"We poison her with lemonade!" suggested Nephrite.

"Not quite," said Beryl. "But you're definitely onto something."


"Whelp, here you go," said Kunzite, handing Metalia a ball of energy.

"Wow," said Metalia. "You actually pulled it off! And I already payed for funeral arrangements for all four of you!"

"What about me?" asked Jed.

"Youmas don't get funerals. Also why are you in my chambers?!"

"D'ah," said Jadeite. He headed out. "Good luck with the plan to kill Metalia guys, tell me how it goes!"

"WHAT?!" screamed Metalia.

Everyone ducked for cover when Metalia examined their energy ball closely.

It was ticking like a time-bomb.

"Were you trying to blow me up?!"

The bomb blew up.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!" laughed Zoisite.

"There's no way she could survive that!" cheered Kunzite. "That had the power of 500 atom bombs!"

"Good thing I majored in Nega-nuclear physics," said Jed.

"Why are you still here?" asked Nephrite.

"I came back when I heard the bomb go off. Because, like Kunzite said, there's no way she could have survived that!"

"No," said Metalia. "There's no way any of you can survive thiiiiiiiis!"

Metalia shot a laserbeam through Jed's heart. The smoke cleared.

"My aim is as good as ever," she laughed.

"IMPOSSIBLE!" yelled Kunzite.

"There's no way!" said Neph.

"I admit you almost got me," said Metalia. "But at the last second, I raised my power to 75%. That bomb was like a gust of wind. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"NO!" cried Beryl.

Kunzite decided it was all or nothing. As the most powerful member of the group by far, he figured he might just stand a chance.

Everyone else was too scared to charge, but Kunzite lunged forward like a madman and threw a quick kick on Metalia's neck.

She backhanded him to the side and he flew into a stalagmite and fell to the floor.

Zoisite rushed over and helped him up.

"That… that was nothing!" lied Kunzite.

"Kunzite, you're shaking!" said Zoisite.

"No!" lied Kunzite, shaking like a leaf.

Super Metalia laughed. "You Shitennou are like paper tigers in front of a tornado."

"That's a strange one," said Beryl.

"And you, Beryl. You're like a paper goose!"

"NO!"

"I'm not afraid of you, Metalia," said Nephrite.

"WHAT!?" gasped Metalia, shocked by his courage. "And why would that be?"

"You're all talk," said Nephrite. "If you were as tough as you say you are, you would have disposed of Kunzite by now, instead of just back-handing him. No, wait, if you were that tough, your back-hand should have killed him! But you're match for the Negapower!"

"I AM THE NEGAPOWER!" screamed Metalia.

"Really?" laughed Beryl. "The Negapower takes such a weak form? I'm amazed, no, I'm disappointed."

"This is only half my power!" shouted Metalia.

"Your full power wouldn't even reach a power level of over a million," said Nephrite.

"Yeah!" shouted Jadeite. "My scouter hasn't even broken yet!"

"Didn't I just kill you?" asked Metalia.

"Yes, but I have nerves of steel. You're too weak to stop them from regenerating. And also you missed all my vital organs by pure luck!"

"I shot you right in the heart!" said Metalia.

"Everyone knows the Shitennou don't have hearts," laughed Jed.

"You're not a Shitennou," reminded Metalia.

"Uh oh," said Jadeite. He dropped dead.

"Yeah," said Kunzite weakly. "You're a weakling. That attack was nothing!"

"ENOUGH!" shouted Metalia. "I'm going to kill you, alright, but before I do, witness my full power!"

"I think she's bluffing!" yelled Zoisite. "I bet this mediocre form is her full power!"

Metalia started transforming.

The whole Negaverse started to shake.

So did the Earth.

Her power level started rising to the billions. Jadeite's scouter exploded off his corpse.

"It's over 9 billion!" he cried, hopping to his feet.

Suddenly a rogue lightning bolt struck him down.

Metalia's power was so overwhelming that it was almost knocking the Shitennou off their feet.

"HA, is that all you got?!" asked Zoisite.

"Alright," said Kunzite. "Let's stop now. She's getting dangerously strong."

Metalia kept growing bigger. At last, she reverted back to the huge silhouette face.

The face was as big as the Earth itself. Despite the Negaverse walls being made of polyester and steel, they shattered like paper at the expansion of her form.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Metalia continuing to grow. Finally her form peaked, and the Shitennou high-tailed it.

"Hey guys, my eye holes are too high up to see your expressions of sheer terror, so can you describe them for me?" Metalia asked. "Guys?"

At that moment, the ceiling of the Negaverse collapsed, and squashed silhouette Metalia like a bug.

The Shitennou slowly creeped back inside, climbing through the rubble.

"Is that the end of Metalia?" asked Jed.

A large boulder fell on top of him, and that time he was dead for good.

"N…n-n-n-n-n-n-no," struggled Metalia.

"Nn-n-n-n-n-n—n-n-nn," mocked Zoisite.

Metalia had to revert back to her ten percent blob form to squeeze out of the rocks. "You'll…. You'll pay dearly for this! As soon as I make it out of here I'll slither around until I can get enough room to take my full form! And then, you'll all suffer and die by my-"

Kunzite put her in a pickle jar, and put a dark energy seal around it. "Nice try bud," he said.

"Horray!" said everyone.

"Now what do we do with the pickle jar?" Nephrite asked.


Kunzite tossed the pickle jar off a bridge and into a river.

"GF," said Nephrite.

"Riperoo," said Zoisite.

"It's amazing what we can do with the power of teamwork," added Jed.

"Hey, didn't you…" began Kunzite. "Nevermind. The important thing is that that's over with."

"Now time to punish you all for your confessions of not working," said Beryl.

"Does this mean I'm a Shitennou again?" asked Jed.

"Unfortunately," said Beryl.

"Yipee! I'll start training hardcore today, so maybe next time something like this happens Zoisite will be the one demoted!"

"Yeah right," said Zoisite.


Grandpa sat by the riverbank, feeding the ducks.

"Mmmm," he said licking his lips.

Suddenly, a bottle floated over to him.

"What's this doing here?" he asked. "What kind of monster would pollute our river with this trash?"

The jar started to shake. "If you let me out, I'll grant you one wish!"

Grandpa chopped open the dark seal with a simple karate slash.

He then opened the jar.

"This is the start of a beautiful friendship."


"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Shut it," said Beryl. "What happened with the last source?!"

"Well, the Sailors happened to-"

"Say no more," said Beryl. "I believe you."

Jadeite smiled.

Just then there was a knock on the door.

"Would you get that, Jed?" Beryl asked.

"Sure thing!"

He opened the door and was instantly obliterated.

Super Grandpa, the culmination of 100% Metalia, Grandpa's natural power, and his cross-eyed lobster form, along with the Potara fusion multiplier of 45X, marched inside.

Queen Beryl spawned a huge black crystal. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" she shouted, throwing it.

FIN