"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Sorry, Jadeite, I'm busy," said Queen Beryl.

"With what?!" demanded Jadeite.

"I'm going to a meeting with the Big 5."

"Who are the Big 5?" asked Jadeite.

"The main villains of each season, of course. Me, Wiseman, Tomoe, you get the point."

"Can I tag along?" pleaded Jadeite.

"Sorry," said Beryl. "They wouldn't accept you there."

"How come you're not bringing Metalia?"

"This isn't the blob meeting," explained Beryl. "Come on Kenji, let's go."

"Hey!" yelled Jadeite. "Kenji's not even a bad guy!"

"You should see my fishing game! Ho ho ho!" laughed Kenji.

"What does that even mean?!" cried Jadeite.

Kenji and Beryl left.

"Aww shucks," said Jadeite. "But it's okay though. I can always hang out with my good pal Zoisite."


Jadeite knocked on the door at Zoisite's castle.

"Let me in!" he called. "It's your good pal Jadeite!"

Zoisite answered the door. "Oh hey Jadeite."

"Hey," said Jadeite. He went to walk in.

"Noooo!" said Zoisite. "Me and Kunzite are in the middle of dinner!"

"Aww sweet!" said Jed. "I can go for a bite!"

"No," said Zoisite, shaking his head.

He closed the door.

Jadeite sat down on the doorstep and waited an hour for them to finish eating.

Kunzite and Zoisite opened the door.

"Friends!" called Jadeite giddily. "Where are we going?"

Kunzite narrowed his eyes. "I'm surprised you'd want to go anywhere with us, after that time at the carnival."

"It's okay," said Jadeite. "I'm sure you guys learned your lesson. So where are we going?"

"Uhhh…" said Zoisite. "Me and Kunzite are going to the movies."

"Alright," said Jadeite. "What are we seeing?"

Zoisite looked at Kunzite desperately.

"Uh, Jebite is it?" said Kunzite. "I'm sorry, but we like to arrive two hours early to watch all the previews!"

"That's okay!" said Jadeite. "I love previews! I can get a second bag of popcorn before the movie even starts!"

"I'm sorry," said Kunzite. "But we're seeing an R-rated movie. It would spook you too much."

"Hey," said Jadeite. "Would Zoisite even be able to get in?"

"That's a good question," said Zoisite. "Especially since we don't have Earth IDs or money anyway."

Jadeite waited.

"Our hands are tied!" said Kunzite at last.

He fled on foot.

Zoisite shrugged and followed.

Jadeite tried to keep up but Kunzite nose-dived into the abyss, and Jadeite didn't want to risk it.

"Drat!" said Jadeite. "It's almost like they didn't want me to come or something! Good thing I have OTHER FRIENDS, who are always looking for company!"


Jadeite arrived at the snack machine.

"Oh hey Jadeite," said Nephrite.

"Hey," said Jed. "What are we doing?"

"What do you mean, 'What are we doing?'" demanded Nephrite angrily. "I'm sitting at the soda machine, what does it look like I'm doing?"

"Snack machine," corrected Jadeite.

"What do you want?" asked Nephrite.

"I was thinking," said Jadeite. "Why don't we… hang out!"

"No can do," said Nephrite.

"Why not?" asked Jadeite.

"Boy, you're feisty today," said Nephrite. "Why don't you go hang out with Zoisite and leave me alone?"

"I can't," said Jadeite. "He took off on foot."

"Maybe you should take the hint then," suggested Nephrite.

"So what are we doing?" asked Jadeite.

"No," said Nephrite. "I'm hanging out with Molly today. Hopefully that nerd isn't there."

"Well, where are we going with Molly?" asked Jadeite.

"No, Jadeite," said Nephrite. "I don't want to hang out with you."

Jadeite stopped in his tracks. "Wh-what do you mean?!"

Nephrite left.

Jadeite stared at the wall blankly.

Suddenly he got mad, and kicked the soda machine.

"Buncha jerks!" he yelled. "You'll see! You'll all see!"

"Hey Jadeite!" said Thetis approaching him happily. "Let's hang out!"

"Shut up," said Jadeite. "I don't hang out with girls."

Jadeite fled on foot.

"They'll all see!" shouted Jed.


Jadeite sat in his space.

"Who needs those losers, anyway?" he scoffed. "I'll make a new friend!"

Then he snickered.

"And by make a new friend, I literally mean, make one!"

Jadeite teleported to Earth.

He found a pile of mud.

"This will do," he said, and teleported it back to the Negaverse.


"Finished!" said Jadeite giddily.

The clay monster he created looked like a human.

It suddenly came to life.

"Hi!" said Jadeite. "I'm Jadeite!"

"Hey," said the clay monster.

"So what are we doing?" said Jadeite.

The clay monster took off on foot.

"Hey, come back!" shouted Jadeite. "I created you! You owe me!"

The clay monster opened Jadeite's door and dashed into the hallway.

It took off running and did not stop until it was out of sight.

"REALLY?!" shouted Jadeite.

Jadeite stormed back into his room and slammed the door.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled.

He picked up a chair and threw it.

He suddenly felt better.

"I have another plan," decided Jadeite.

He headed down to the Nega Computer Lounge.

"Heh heh heh," he laughed evilly.


Jadeite read over his Craig's List ad.

It read, "Looking for friend! Will take anyone! Desperate!"

He waited.

"Why no takers?!" he thought.

Suddenly he got a message.


Jadeite walked into Crown Arcade and sat down at a table in the back corner.

"I can't wait to meet my new friend!" he said giddily.

That's when all the people who saw his ad appeared.

Jadeite recognized some of them, but others not so much.

Standing in front of him were none other than: Grandpa, Motoki, Artemis, Kyuusuke (Chibiusa's green-haired male friend from season 4), Gamer Joe, Mr. Kitikata, Future King Endymion's hologram, Helios, and Seiya Kou.

"Honestly," said Jadeite. "Not as bad as I thought it would be. Grandpa, you are dismissed."

Grandpa hung his head and left.

"Alright, how do I choose a pal?" thought Jadeite to himself.

"Everyone, stand around this table," decided Jadeite.

They did as they were told.

Jadeite spun a pencil, but the point landed on him.

"Damn!" said Jadeite. "Alright, one more!"

This time it landed on Motoki.

"Golly!" said Motoki. "Better luck next time, all!"

All the other candidates shot Motoki dirty looks, and then left.

"What's your name?" asked Jadeite.

"I think we've met before," said Motoki. "I am Motoki Furuhata, of the arcade."

"Hmm," said Jadeite. "I don't think we met in the original anime, but I'm sure I've seen you around in my arc."

"So what are we doing?" asked Motoki.

Jadeite knew he found the one.

"Let's go mini-golfing!" shouted Jadeite giddily.

They took off.


Jadeite and Motoki went skydiving.

Then Jadeite and Motoki went bowling.

After that, they went to the zoo, and Jadeite almost fell in the lion's cage.

Then they went to the arcade, and played some games. Motoki beat Jadeite at skee-ball, but it was expected since Motoki spends all day at the arcade.

Later on, they went out to dinner at Cici's Pizza.

"I'm so full," said Jadeite. "I can't eat another bite!"

"Don't worry," said Motoki. "I will pay for the meals!"

"You're the best friend ever!" said Jadeite.

Motoki gushed.

After that they went for frozen yogurt for dessert.

"Haha," laughed Motoki. "I thought you said you were full!"

"Heh heh," said Jadeite. He left it at that.

Then they went bowling again.

Then they went to the club and danced.

Then they went to Crown Parlor to bother Motoki's sister, but she was in good spirits and it didn't work.

"Haha," laughed Motoki. "It's for the best!"

"Heh," agreed Jadeite. "Say, your sister's a looker! Would you mind if I snatched her up?"

"Yes," said Motoki. "Stay away from my sis."

"Alright," said Jadeite.


"Hey, Motoki's sis," said Jadeite, entering Crown Parlor alone.

"Hey, Motoki!" said his sis.

Jadeite put his hand under her chin and looked into her eyes.

"Wait a minute," said Motoki's sister. "You're not Motoki!"

"Heh heh," said Jadeite. "Just be quiet, and let our lips do the talking!"

"That's how talking works," said Motoki's sister.

"No," said Jadeite. "You missed the point."

Jadeite went in for a smooch.

That's when Motoki entered the parlor.

"Jadeite!" he said happily. "I got go-kart tickets!"

Then he spotted Jadeite trying to make a move on his sister.

Motoki ran up and socked Jadeite, and Jadeite was tossed across the café.

"That's one mean right hook," admitted Jadeite.

"I told you to stay away from my sister!" shouted Motoki.

"Drat," said Jadeite.

"I thought we were friends!" said Motoki.

"Sad times," said Jadeite. "I guess I'll just leave then."

"Good," said Motoki.

Jadeite headed towards the door.

Then he turned around and shot lightning out of his palms, killing Motoki.

Motoki's sister was livid.

She threw herself at Jadeite, but he sidestepped and she died from the recoil.

"Hmm," said Jadeite. He left.


Jadeite returned to the Negaverse.

He sat down in his space, but to his surprise, he heard a knock on the door.

It was Nephrite.

"Nephrite?" asked Jadeite in shock. "Is the vending machine down? I'm sorry I kicked it earlier."

"No," said Nephrite. "It turns out Molly and that nerd are watching snails. I got bored and left."

"Ah," said Jadeite.

"Say, wanna go bowling?" asked Nephrite. "My treat!"

"No," said Jadeite. "I went bowling enough today."

Jadeite slammed the door.

"So what are we doing?" asked Nephrite.

FIN