"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
"Jadeite, when is our great ruler going to awaken?" asked Beryl.
"Uh… I'm not sure who that is," said Jadeite.
"Ah, right," said Beryl. "She wasn't introduced until Zoisite's arc."
"What do you mean, Zoisite's arc?" asked Jadeite.
"You are dismissed," said Beryl.
"Uh," said Jadeite. "Do I still get paid for today?"
Beryl shook her head. "Maybe tomorrow, we'll see."
"Okay," said Jadeite. He went home.
"Attention all!" screamed Motoki, slamming his hands on the podium.
Everyone quieted their separate conversations and turned to the front of the room.
"Good," said Motoki. "Now, we all know why we are here."
"Why are we here?" asked Kenji.
Motoki sighed. "We're here because we're all fed up with this so-called Negaverse going around and doing whatever they want!"
"Yeeah!" cheered Melvin. "Let's hang 'em!"
"We're getting to that," said Motoki. "According to this Wikipedia page, there are four key members, and it's rumored that there's some kind of queen. But she hasn't been seen by human eyes yet. The Sailors in fact only saw her once when she was a hologram, but that hologram might have only been seen by the queen's forces."
"Ah, ah!" exclaimed Melvin, taking notes. "That was on episode 33!"
"Yes," said Motoki. "You're going to be the brains of this operation."
"Wahoo!" cheered Melvin. "We can do this! We are the best!"
"Settle down," said Motoki. "We have to be serious. Everyone in this room is a victim of their schemes some way or another."
Game Machine Joe raised his hand.
"Yes, Game Machine Joe," called Motoki. "What is it?"
"Uh, last meeting it was rumored that someone would be bringing some snacks today?" said Joe. "But, uh… the tables are empty."
"That is unfortunate," said Motoki. "I will try to bring some brownies next time if that's the club's wishes."
"I'll bake the brownies!" called Motoki's sister, who didn't actually know what the Negaverse was, but was just there to support her brother.
"Great!" said Motoki. "Onto the next matter, killing the Negaverse! Since this queen may or may not be real, our main focus will be taking down the four 'Shitennou' as they call themselves. Now, there's been a portal sighting in one of the buildings by my arcade."
Molly raised her hand.
"Yes, Osaka," called Motoki.
"It's Molly," said Molly.
"Yes, Molly," called Motoki. "What is it?"
"Well, uh, about the taking down of all four of them. I think we should spare Nephrite."
"I agree," said Melvin. "Maxfield is my best friend."
"Sorry," said Motoki. "But that simply won't do. We must eliminate them all, they are evil!"
"About that," interrupted Grandpa. "That might not be so easy. I once came to blows with their weakest member Zoisite, and although we came to a tie the first scrap, he overpowered me the second time."
"Hang on," said Motoki. "I too came to blows with this 'Zoisite.' I thought he was their strongest?"
Grandpa shook his head sadly. "He's unfortunately the weakest."
Motoki started to shake in his boots, but he got a hold of himself. "Not to worry," he said. "We have our great intellects on our side! We will show all of them that the human race is not to be messed with!"
"YEEEAHH!" screamed Melvin.
"Settle down," repeated Motoki. "Or I'll have to ask you to step outside. Now, since we can't win with our brute strength alone, it will be necessary to formulate a plan."
"WAHOOOO!" screamed Melvin. "A PLAAAAAN! YEAH!"
Motoki said no words, but pointed towards the door.
Melvin pretended to not see, but Motoki didn't continue until he got up and left.
Motoki cleared his throat. "My sister and I have crafted a bulletin board of everything we know about the Shitennou. Let's all take a moment to examine the board. Make a single-file line please."
The board was covered with many different pictures and news clippings of Shitennou-related events and witness encounters.
In the center was a large picture Motoki photographed himself of Jed's hologram over the city. Under it was many newspaper articles about the event.
Next to that was a newspaper article about a city-wide blackout during episode 34, and right under that was a picture photographed by a bystander of when the Starlight Tower transformed into some kind of beast. Under it was a note saying it may or may not be photo-shopped.
There was a section dedicated to sunspots on the sun, and Earth Kingdom artifacts.
Boxy the Priest nodded. "Ahh, I see!"
"Move along," suggested Motoki. "Others need to see."
Another sections was dedicated to Youma sightings, but there were hardly any non-blurry pictures. There was one that looked too good to be real. It was also noted to possibly be photo-shopped.
There were several reports of people blacking out for days, which was assumed to be people turned into monsters from Kunzite's arc.
A long article was written by an eyewitness who claimed that some teacher turned into a beast at the computer school.
Another whole section was dedicated to a mountain and a spooky mansion that were rumored to have appeared out of thin air.
"Fascinating," said Kenji. "You know, I wasn't convinced before, but this section has swayed me. I have lived in Tokyo my whole life and never noticed that mountain until now. That's simply impossible! We must investigate it!"
"You know what?" said Motoki. "I couldn't agree more. We must record and raise public awareness, then maybe we can get Japan to send in some troops! Who's with me?"
"When are we going to fight someone?" demanded Joe. "I still have a bone to pick with that Zoisite. I demand a rematch!"
"Patience," said Motoki. "When the time is right. First we need to gather more evidence."
"Uh, maybe you should look for evidence someplace else," said Molly. "Investigating that mountain would be a bad idea!"
"That simply won't do!" said Motoki. "I'll leave the sign-up sheet for the mountain expedition here, and we'll meet tomorrow at sundown."
"Wouldn't it be best to go during day?" asked Motoki's sis.
Motoki shook his head. "You have a lot to learn."
The next day, Motoki's squad met up at the base of the hill.
"Hmm," frowned Motoki. "Not as many people care about the safety of our entire planet as I had imagined."
The cast consisted of Motoki, Motoki's sister, Melvin, and Artemis the cat.
"It's okay, onii-chan," said Motoki's sis. "Too big of a group would cause too much suspicion."
"You're right!" agreed Motoki optimistically. He passed Melvin his iPhone 4. "Start recording, tech boy," he commanded.
"Hey," said Melvin. "Just because I'm a nerd doesn't mean I'm good at computers. That's stereotyping! But I am good at computers."
Melvin started filming.
"Greetings," said Motoki. "I'm Motoki Furuhata, and I'm here to report a spooky mountain sighting."
Motoki laid down on the ground and put his ear to the ground. "Now, this seems like regular ol' dirt, but if you examine it more closely, it is fresh."
"Ahh," said Melvin off camera.
Motoki patted the dirt, and then moved his hand across it. He took a little taste.
"This is no normal soil," he promised.
"I can confirm that with my pH test kit," said Melvin.
The camera shook all over as Melvin bent down and took a test.
"He is correct," said Melvin, but he did not elaborate.
"Are you guys stupid?" said Artemis. "Of course the Negaverse lives here!"
"Did that cat just talk?" said Motoki. "Quick, turn the camera on him!"
Artemis went silent. "Meow," he said.
"That was a close one," he thought. "I'll have to destroy that footage later."
The team adventured onward.
"We're getting close to the spooky mansion!" said Motoki. "It's just at the top of this hill!"
"Can we take a break?" begged Melvin, panting. "I need to use my inhaler real quick."
"Not enough time," said Motoki. "They probably already know we're here!"
Motoki broke into a sprint, and Melvin couldn't keep up.
Finally they reached Nephrite's house.
"Look, a car!" exclaimed Motoki. "Are you filming this?!"
But Melvin was laying passed out many feet away.
They waited for him, and it sunk into the night.
"I've returned," said Melvin. He started up the ol' iPhone. "We're rolling again!"
"Look at this license plate!" howled Motoki. "It is unregistered! I checked through a list of all registered plates in Japan while Melvin took his nap, and this is not one of them!"
"Spooky," said Melvin.
They all crept up to the house.
"Where is this mist coming from?" asked Motoki, looking directly in the camera.
They all hid behind a bush in front of the door.
After three hours, the door suddenly opened.
"Quick, record!" yelled Motoki.
"I have been!" said Melvin.
Nephrite pranced out to his doorstep to pick up his newspaper.
"I'll read this one day," he lied to himself.
"Look!" howled Motoki to the camera. "It's one of them!"
"Huh?" said Nephrite, who was only several paces away. "Who's there?"
"Not to worry," said Melvin stepping out into the light. "It's just me! And me alone!"
"Hey, is that a camera?" demanded Nephrite. "No paparazzi!"
He charged up an energy blast.
"LEG IT!" howled Motoki dashing out of the bush. He grabbed his sister's hand and sprinted for it.
"What the hell?" shouted Nephrite. "What's going on here, is this some kind of jamboree?!"
Melvin took off running as Nephrite fired a powerful beam.
Melvin was a lot faster than he looked and managed to outrun the beam. But the force of it tossed him, and he rolled down the hill for a very long time, hitting many trees.
He got to the bottom of the hill to see Motoki and his sister waiting for him.
"Melvin!" cried Motoki. "Did you get the footage?!"
Melvin didn't respond, so Motoki grabbed his phone back.
"Quick, to the news studio!" cried Motoki. "We have to get there before the nightly news at ten!"
"So here it is!" howled Motoki. "Proof of aliens!"
"Hmm," said the secretary. "Let me play this on the computer."
He plugged the phone into his computer and started playing the footage.
"Is this some kind of joke?" he asked.
"Nope!" said Motoki. "Real paranormals!"
"This is just a black screen with occasional rustling sounds," said the worker.
"No, go to the end!" said Motoki.
It was still just a black screen.
"Look! It's one of them!" someone howled.
This was followed by many screams.
"Let's leg it!" yelled Motoki on the video.
This was followed by many quick rustles and shaking as Melvin ran away.
Then there was a bright flash and a loud scream.
The video ended.
"Wait, there's one more!" said Motoki.
It was just Melvin rolling down the hill, with occasional screams of pain followed by lots of rustling.
"What is this?!" cried Motoki. "Where is the visual?!"
"Ah," said Melvin. "I think I see the problem. It must have been too dark, and your phone doesn't support night camera."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" howled Motoki.
He turned to the news person. "Can't you just air a couple seconds of it? Mainly the screaming part?"
She just shook her head sadly and gave Motoki his phone back.
"We need a new plan," said Motoki sadly at the next meeting. "Me and a small group, a very small group," he noted angrily, "Went to investigate the spooky hill. We were assaulted by one of them, and we were barely able to stand our ground. Luckily I made the fiend who Melvin identified as Nephrite retreat."
"That didn't happen," said Melvin. "You screamed like a baby and ran away!"
"Wanna go back in the hall?" asked Motoki.
Melvin zipped his lips.
"I think you should leave Nephrite alone," said Molly.
"Hmm," said Motoki. "You're right, I've already taught him a lesson he won't forget. It's time to put the other boys in their places."
Kenji raised his hand. "I stayed up all night devising a strategy, instead of helping Shingo with his homework," he explained.
"We need more dedicated crime fighters like you," said Motoki. "Go ahead."
"Well, I was photographing some strange event," began Kenji. "When one of the Negaverse lackeys tried to steal Princess D's Diamond. I overheard some talk of a Silver Crystal of sorts."
"Interesting," said Motoki. "I do have a witness encounter from the Princess D showcase on my bulletin board. Wanna take a look?"
"No thank you," said Kenji. "Anyway, we can lure them out if they think we have this so-called Silver Crystal!"
"Brilliant!" cried Motoki. "Let's execute this scheme at once!"
Motoki nailed a huge billboard to the top of his arcade.
"That oughtta do it!" he said.
The billboard read, "Silver Crystal here! Get yours today!"
Melvin entered the arcade. "I just finished hanging up the flyers!" he explained. "I put one in the boys' bathroom, AND the girls' bathroom!"
"Great!" said Motoki.
"Wanna know how I pulled it off?" asked Melvin.
"No thanks," said Motoki.
Boxy entered the arcade as well, followed by the rest of the club.
"Hey all!" said Motoki. "What have you guys done to spread the word?"
"I talked about it at my sermon," said Boxy.
"I told the customers at me mummy's jewel shop," said Molly.
"I put placemats on everyone's table at Crown Parlor," said Motoki's sis.
"Great, great!" said Motoki.
"What now?" asked Crane Machine Joe, getting anxious.
"Now we wait for tonight," stated Motoki.
Jadeite was walking down the street in an overcoat, shady cap, and glasses, eating an ice cream cone.
"Earth food sure beats Negafood," he said.
That's when he spotted Motoki's billboard.
"Hmm," he said.
Jadeite arrived in the Negalounge.
"Hey guys," said Jed.
"It's just me," said Kunzite, playing Cookie Clicker on his laptop.
"Oh," said Jed. "I wanted to tell everyone about this goofy billboard I saw, about-"
"Unless it's about the Silver Crystal, I don't care," said Kunzite.
"That's just it!" said Jadeite. "It was!"
Kunzite gasped.
Jadeite shrugged. "I don't quite know what the Silver Crystal is since I wasn't there for Metalia's awakening, but-"
Kunzite fled.
Kunzite stuck his head into Crown Arcade late that evening.
"Hello?" he called.
Melvin almost responded with a "Hidy ho!" but caught himself at the last second.
Kunzite marched in.
"Too easy," he said.
All the arcade machines were pushed against the wall, and in the middle of the floor laid a Silver Crystal display.
Kunzite cracked open the glass with his eyes and floated the Silver Crystal into his hand.
"Wait a second!" he said. "This is papier-mache!"
"NOOOOW!" yelled Motoki.
A cage dropped over Kunzite, and Motoki stepped out of the shadows.
"Well, well, well," said Motoki. "Look what the cat dragged in!"
"Who are you?" demanded Kunzite. "Tuxedo Mask?"
"No," said Motoki. "I'm just a human! One that has defeated you! Now, I will consider sparing you if you tell me the location of your hideout, followed by the locations of your cohorts!"
Kunzite threw a chop and the cage was no more.
"Uh oh," said Motoki. "Plan B, quick!"
Grandpa peaked out from behind an arcade machine, and fired his sniper rifle straight at the back of Kunzite's neck.
It was a direct hit, and for a normal person it would have paralyzed them for life and probably killed them.
Kunzite rubbed the back of his neck.
"Did I just get bit by a mosquito?"
Kunzite picked the bullet up off the floor and examined it. "Hmm," he said.
"It's all or nothing!" shrieked Motoki. "Humans, charge! For the sake of humanity!"
Motoki charged a punch exactly the same as he charged Zoisite with, and threw it directly at Kunzite.
Kunzite extended his hand and Motoki was tossed through the wall by an invisible force.
Kunzite stood there for a long time as no one else dared to charge.
"Didn't he tell all of you to charge?" asked Kunzite, waiting patiently.
No one else moved or breathed, and Kunzite decided to spare them considering they weren't worth it.
He teleported away.
Motoki was wheeled into the next meeting by his sister, in a body cast.
She positioned him in the front of the room, and he stared angrily for a long time at his club-mates.
"Sup," said Joe.
"Shut up," said Motoki. "Why didn't you guys charge with me?!"
"Sorry," said Kenji. "We like our lives. Maybe if you would have done better we would have been encouraged to help out."
"Go to hell!" shrieked Motoki.
"Come on, Motoki," said Motoki's sister. "A bullet bounced right off his neck. You shouldn't have charged."
Motoki went to swing at his sister but he was in a body cast.
Motoki took a while to cool down as everyone sat there awkwardly.
Crane Machine Joe got up and left.
"Anyone else wanna leave?" asked Motoki.
Artemis pranced out the door.
Motoki took a deep breath.
"Anyway," he said. "We need a new plan to defeat the Shitennou."
"What if!" said Melvin, without raising his hand as was the club rule. "We ask the Sailors for help?"
"Sadly we can't," said Motoki. "I can't find them. I sent a message on the official discussion board for the Sailor Scouts, but they didn't respond."
"Oh," said Melvin. "I created that board. It's just a fan page."
"D'ah," said Motoki. "Let's go back to brainstorming on how to defeat the-"
Motoki's voice faded out. "Hey, who's that in the back?" he demanded. "With the shady overcoat?!"
Jadeite took off his hat and glasses. "Hey guys," he said.
Everyone screamed and fled.
"NO!" howled Motoki. "Help, I can't move!"
Motoki's sister ran back in and tried to wheel him away.
But Jadeite was blocking the door.
"What's that about defeating the Shitennou?" asked Jed.
Motoki's sister ran the other way.
"I can't save you!" she cried to Motoki.
She leapt out a window and kept running.
"NOOOO!" yelled Motoki. "PLEASE! SOMEONE!"
A month passed, and it was time for the next meeting.
They had to meet in Shingo's treehouse, because the rec center was no longer safe.
Motoki had now gone through some physical therapy and only needed crutches.
"According to my personal encounters," said Motoki. "That white-haired guy and that blond guy are simply too tough to defeat. However, I'm not sure of the power level of the Nephrite guy, as he ran from me before I got a close look at him."
"Are you still lying about that?" asked Melvin.
"Get out of the treehouse," said Motoki. "I've had enough of you."
"If I could say something," said Motoki's sister.
"No, you abandoned me!" yelled Motoki. "You are no longer my sister! Begone with you!"
Motoki's sister and Melvin exited the treehouse.
"How did you escape your encounter with that cloaked man?" asked Boxy.
"I begged for mercy and he took pity on me," explained Motoki. "Moving on. So we know where this Nephrite fellow lives."
"Just give it a rest!" cried Molly in exasperation. "You are no match for Nephrite, and even if you were, I wouldn't let you near him!"
"What's that supposed to mean?" demanded Motoki. "You're starting to sound like you're in cahoots with that guy!"
"No," said Molly. "But he is my boyfriend."
Motoki spit out his Gatorade.
"Really?" he said slowly.
That's when he tackled Molly to the ground.
Nephrite kicked his soda machine. "Where's my drink?!" he demanded. "Don't tell me you're out of diet Sprite!"
Suddenly, he heard Molly's voice screaming in the distance.
"Nephroyte!" she howled in distress.
"MULLY!" yelled Nephrite.
He quickly teleported to Molly's house.
There was a note.
He picked it up.
"This is in Japanese! I can't read this!"
Nephrite took the note to a Youma translator.
"Can you translate this to Negavanese?" he asked.
"I'll try," said the Youma.
A few minutes later she returned, and Nephrite read the note.
"Dear Nephrite, I took your gal! If you want to see her again, then come down to the Crown Arcade and end yourself in front of me! Love, Motoki Furuhata."
On it was the official Crown Arcade seal.
"No!" cried Nephrite.
He burnt the letter in his palm.
"Hang in there," said the Youma.
Nephrite burnt the Youma in his palm and she was no more.
Nephrite burst through the doors at Crown Arcade.
"Hmm," he said, examining the huge mob of humans about to burn Molly on a stake.
"Now," whispered Motoki. "We need a plan!"
"Die, traitor!" yelled Melvin, throwing himself at Nephrite.
Nephrite picked him up and snapped him like a twig.
He experienced inhuman pain and laid on the floor limp.
"I told you that nerd was garbage," Nephrite said to Molly.
The humans figured it was all or nothing, and charged.
"Wait!" said Motoki. "The plan!"
The humans piled on Nephrite 10 layers thick.
He shot out one wave of dark energy around himself, and they were all flung into the walls of Crown Arcade, except for Motoki who hadn't left his spot.
Nephrite spawned his sword.
Motoki pulled out a pool cue.
"Let's dance!" howled Motoki, charging with all he had.
Suddenly Nephrite vanished, and Motoki's pool cue was chopped into 122 pieces of equal size, and then fell apart like a chopped carrot.
"Heh heh," chuckled Motoki nervously.
Nephrite threw a blow, and Motoki experienced inhuman pain.
"Put me out of my misery," begged Motoki.
"No," said Nephrite.
He picked up Molly and fled before the humans could reorganize.
A year later Motoki got out of the hospital.
He marched straight over to the treehouse and called an emergency meeting.
"These Shitennou have gone around beating us down long enough!" shouted Motoki.
"They weren't going around doing anything," said Molly. "You literally kidnapped me and told him to come kill himself in front of you."
"Do you want to get sent outside?" asked Motoki.
Molly shook her head.
"Hey," said Joe.
"Welcome back," said Motoki bitterly. "You didn't make it to our last plan, huh?"
"Yes, well," said Joe. "Since I didn't have to go to the hospital like everyone else, I was able to scout around, and I found a portal to the Negaverse! It's in some random shop; I'm not quite sure why it's there."
"Good work," said Motoki. "Let's take another three months to recover, and then, I believe the next step is obvious."
Three months passed, and it was almost time for the assault on the Negaverse.
Motoki needed all the forces he could get, so he called Reika in from Africa.
He also called in his mom, Mrs. Furuhata, and suggested everyone else do the same.
Molly's mom decided to come, because she had unfinished business with the Negaverse after that Youma took her form.
The two lesbians with the pencils from one of Nephrite's episodes were able to make it, as was Molly's "sister" who played tennis, the gardener, the ice skaters, and many other humans of the week.
Motoki examined the team.
"Looking good!" he said. "It's a real shame Usagi and her friends weren't able to come though. And of course we were unable to contact the Sailor Scouts. It's almost like both groups avoided us. Oh, and my so-called good pal Mamoru Chiba also never returned my call. And I'm pretty sure when I knocked on his door I heard him turn off his TV."
"It's okay, my boy!" said Kenji. "I forced my son Shingo to come, and also this stray white cat!"
"Help me!" cried Artemis. "I don't wanna go!"
"Not to worry, my boy!" said Kenji. He left it at that.
"Alright," said Motoki. "I think we're ready. Everyone, get your pitchforks, torches, and other assorted weapons, and let's charge!"
Motoki's army marched into the shop with the portal.
"Can I help you?" asked someone working the counter.
"Uh, no," said Motoki. "We're just here for the portal."
"Sorry," said the shopkeeper. "But we've started charging for admission to use that portal. 10 bucks a person."
"I guess we're doing this the hard way," sighed Motoki.
He threw a sucker-punch, and him and his pack stormed in.
"Wow, this is the Negaverse," said Motoki in awe.
"Pretty spooky," said Tuxedo Melvin, ready for battle and armed with a bag of shrimps and his toy mallet.
"What's with the kiddy toys?" asked Motoki.
Melvin scoffed loudly. "You have a lot to learn," he said.
They continued onward, until finally spotting another figure.
Zoisite was sitting on the stone bench that he often sat on with Kunzite, filing his nails.
There was a flashy light above it, like a sun ray, only there was no sun in the Negaverse.
"YOU!" howled Motoki. "Point me to your leader!"
Zoisite pointed with his thumb without looking up.
"Thank you," said Motoki bowing. He and his army marched on towards Beryl.
As the gang approached Queen Beryl's throne room doors, Melvin chimed in.
"Good thing we didn't encounter any Youmas," he said. "Now we can attack with our full force!"
"Yes," said Motoki, opening the large doors.
There was a giant statue connected to the ceiling, and there were two figures up ahead.
"That sounds like an excellent plan, Jadeite," said Beryl, not noticing the crowd yet.
"Yes, my queen," said Jadeite's hologram. "I'm in the process of carrying it out right now, in fact!"
"Good, this isn't one of the episodes with the crowd of un-seen Youmas behind Beryl's throne," remarked Kenji. "It's our lucky day!"
"Let's move, boys!" said Motoki, breaking into a sprint. "AHHHHHH!" he screeched as his battle cry.
Beryl's eyes widened, and Jadeite's hologram turned around and gasped.
"FOOLS!" yelled Beryl. She lit up her crystal ball as the army dashed right through Jadeite's hologram and straight for her.
The light was so blinding Motoki had to cover his eyes, but he still charged on, swinging his hand and by pure luck, knocking the ball to the ground and out of Beryl's hands.
It shattered and Beryl screamed. "NOOOO!" she yelled. "Jadeite, kill these fools!"
Beryl summoned a huge crystal in her hand, and started swinging it.
The humans took a couple steps back, out of its range.
"Sorry, I can't!" said Jadeite. "I'm just a hologram!"
"Why didn't you show up in person?!" demanded Beryl. "You have nothing else to do!"
"I didn't think you'd be attacked, my queen," said Jed. "I'll hurry over!"
Jadeite was seen in his hologram running out the door.
"I always knew this day would come," said Beryl. "But I always thought it would be some rogue Youmas, or maybe Nephrite or someone. Not a bunch of humans."
The humans made their move and charged from all angles, and Beryl threw her crystal.
The gardener from the Ami episode during Nephrite's arc was instantly ended.
"She's on the offensive!" howled Motoki.
Gamer Joe retrieved the large crystal from the gardener's corpse and charged Beryl.
He got a quick stab in, and Beryl howled.
She summoned two crystals in each hand, but the humans started yanking them.
Molly's mom ran up and hit her with a golf club, and she fell to the ground.
Motoki went in for a pile-driver, but Jadeite dashed through the doors and shot lightning, knocking him out of the air.
"I'm here m'queen!" called Jed.
"You're too late!" said Grandpa, throwing Rei's paper slips all over Beryl, burning her skin slightly.
Jadeite drop-kicked Grandpa into the abyss, and then snapped Melvin like a twig.
Melvin experienced inhuman pain.
"I can't go through this again!" cried Melvin, throwing himself into the abyss.
"What do we do, Motoki?!" cried Gamer Joe, panicking. "There's two targets now!"
But Motoki was unresponsive. His nervous system had completely shut down, and he was as good as dead.
Motoki's sister was furious. She charged Jadeite with a backhand, but Jadeite threw his own and she dropped dead.
"NOOOO!" howled Motoki's mom.
She ran with her butcher's knife and tried to gouge Jadeite's neck.
But he caught the knife, and with his other hand shot her with a weak beam, and she went flying with it.
"She's just like Motoki!" said Reika. "Speaking of Motoki, I will avenge him!"
She hopped on her steed, and charged with a jousting stick.
But Jadeite picked up the horse and her with it, and threw it a thousand meters away into the abyss.
They heard the horse's howl until it faded away.
Molly wrapped her arms around Jadeite's neck, and the priest ran up and threw punches at his exposed torso.
But they were like gusts of wind, and Jadeite threw a kick, ending the priest.
He pried Molly off and threw her spine into his knee.
She was sent into a whirlwind of pain of which she did not recover.
Gamer Joe knew it was over and darted for it in a random direction. He kept running until he could no longer be seen. He proceeded to run into the emptiness around Beryl's throne room, and was assumed to get lost and starve to death.
Kenji dropped down and tried to trip Jed, but his leg shattered against Jadeite's stone-hard leg.
"OWEEE!" he yelled.
Jadeite picked him up and threw 120 punches, but it looked like a single punch and Kenji's heart gave out.
Shingo begged for mercy but there was none to be given.
Jadeite stomped him like a Goomba until he was flattened like pancake.
Since everyone was trying to fight Jadeite, Beryl tried to stand up.
But then the humans instantly noticed this and took her back to the ground, and proceeded to pummel her with weapons.
"Stop that!" said Jadeite.
He shot lightning out of his hands, taking out a great many humans.
But there was a still a couple left.
Molly's mom threw herself at Jadeite, but he put up a forcefield with one hand like he did in the radio episode.
Her mom was tossed and she died before she hit the ground.
Artemis legged it for the exit, but Jadeite stepped on his tail and he was stopped in his path.
Jadeite picked him up by the scruff of his neck and threw him like a football.
It was assumed he died from either the abyss or the impact, however there's a one in a million chance that he made it out alive.
"Is that everyone?" wondered Jadeite.
He looked around and no one else was standing.
He helped Beryl up to her feet and onto her throne.
"Beryl," said Jadeite. "There's still a pickaxe in your neck."
"Oops," said Beryl, removing it. "I gotta admit that hurt a lot."
"Hmm," said Jadeite. "You should learn to fight without your ball."
"I used to know how," said Beryl. "As seen in the Silver Millennium flashback."
"Ahh," said Jadeite.
"Now for important matters," said Beryl. "How did they find my lair?!"
Suddenly Motoki's mom sprung up, and threw herself at Jadeite, focusing the attack on one specific point.
It was a pressure point, and Jadeite fell to the ground.
"Ouch," said Jadeite.
Motoki's mom stood up. "That's for my children!" she said.
Jadeite stood back up.
"Did you think that would finish me off?" he asked.
Motoki's mom tried to throw a drop-kick, but Jadeite caught her legs, and swung her around like a tornado.
Finally he threw her into a stalactite on the ceiling, and she dropped to the ground like a fly.
"That was odd," said Jadeite. "She had a lot more determination than the rest."
Jadeite's eyes widened as she started to get to her feet again.
But she was very weak, and was missing many bones.
Jadeite took a step back in fear.
"Wow," said Beryl. "This one's one in a hundred!"
Motoki's mom, after a long time, got to her feet.
"Let's go, you freaks!" she howled, charging with all she had.
It was a pity, but Jed had to put her down.
He and Beryl waited for a long time, but she was gone for good.
"Wow," said Jadeite. "In all my years," he began, but trailed off.
Beryl cleared her throat. "Very well," she said. "Time to call in some Youmas to clean up this mess. Man, where was my crowd today? They would have been useful for this kind of thing."
"I always thought they were some kind of wallpaper," said Jed.
"No, they have spoken before," said Beryl. "Such as that time I was calling Nephrite for hours and hours."
"Hmm," said Jadeite.
FIN
