Viola and Dysnomia looked at their new room. It was small, but clean. It had two bunk beds, and its own bathroom.
"Needs one more thing." Dysnomia said, she then reached into her duffel bag and pulled out a large mirror.
"How'd you fit that in there?" Viola asked her best friend.
"Magic." Dysnomia answered as she placed it on a wall. "There, now the room's complete."
Viola stood and admired the mirror. "Dysa?" Viola asked Dysnomia, whom she always called Dysa, "Do you think we'll ever become part of the team?"
"Of course! Once they see us in action, they'll have to." Dysnomia proudly answered.
"And if they don't…" She pulled out a silver apple with a large L on it and began tossing it up and down, "we'll just use our powers to persuade them."
"Won't take 'no' for an answer." Viola said, slightly shaking her head, "You're so your parents."
"As are you, Miss. Uses a spider army to get revenge." Dysa smirked. Viola rolled her eyes at the memory. A group of monsters had bullied her and stole her friend, Daffney. She used her Song to gather an army of spiders to teach them a lesson.
Billy sat in his living room, locked in a cage, absorbing the news. He had just overcome his arachnophobia, and accepted Jeff as his son, then suddenly he's told that he has a spider granddaughter. His family, Mandy, Mindy and Grim were their, also absorbing the info Underfist had told them.
"So Velma, my school mate, is Jeff, my 'Grandnephew's' wife, and therefore my Grandniece-in-law." Nergal said, breaking the silence.
"Yes." Jeff replied, "Age is but a number."
"And I'm also a Great-great Uncle." Nergal said.
"We're Grandparents and Great-grandparents!" Harold exclaimed.
"No we're not!" Gladys shouted. "We're humans, Jeff and Viola are Spiders!"
"Well, Viola's part human." Harold said in deffence.
"Human like." Gladys replied, rolling her eyes.
"I'm an Uncle and Granduncle!" Junior said, grasping the news. "Or am I a first cousin first and twice removed?" He tapped his chin, deep in thought.
"I have a weird family." Sis sighed.
"Why am I even here, Losers!" Mindy asked in her usual Popular Girl voice.
"You said you wanted your magic back." Irwin replied.
"Before we get to that, why am I here?" Mandy asked.
"Because like me, you're an important part of The Grim Adventures of Billy Mandy." A grumpy Grim answered.
"If you're so important, then why is you're name frequently dropped from the tittle?" Mandy asked.
"Because you Mortals are lazy." Grim replied.
"True." Mandy replied.
"Why am I in a cage again?" Billy asked.
"Because you might go berserk." Jeff answered.
"I never go berserk." Billy protested. "What's berserk?"
"Didn't you learn while you were in Valahla?" Mandy asked.
"I forget things." Billy replied.
"It means you freak out." Grim answered.
"I never freak out." Billy retorted, full of confidence.
"You're just asking for a flashback-montage." Grumbled Skarr.
"But I thought this was an e-book?" Fred asked, confused.
"Yeah, but we can still see flashbacks." Mandy answered. "Which we should be seeing in 3-2-1."
OOO
All of Billy's screams and freak-outs flashed into everyone's minds.
"Wow, I guess I do freak out a lot." Billy said after seeing the flashbacks.
"And now, without further delay," Jeff said, "me and Hoss would like to present, our daughters."
Viola and Dysa walked out of the kitchen into the Living Room. "Hello." They said.
When Billy saw his "granddaughter", he screamed, gripping the cage bars. His eyes widened and shot through the slits, then snapped back.
"Knew you'd freak out." Viola said.
"I might calm him down." Dysa said with a mischievous grin, and pulled out her silver apple in her hand.
"Dysnomia, put that apple back!" Hoss ordered.
"Aww, come on, Dad. I've haven't used it since I got here!" Dysa complained.
"Dysnomia, do you know what it's like to have some super natural creature beat the living daylights out of you?" Hoss replied. "Well do you?"
"Yes." Dysa replied. "That's how Mom disciplined me."
After an awkward silence, Mandy said, "Weirdness must run in the family."
"Which family?" Hoss offendly said.
"The ones in this room." She answered.
Everyone was shocked and confused, but no one dared to talk back to her.
Viola wanted to change the subject. "So, Dysa and I have something we want to tell you."
"What is it?" Jeff asked.
"We want to join Underfist." Dysa said, causing everyone in the room to give them stares.
"Why?" Skarr asked. "The fame is nice, but the teammates are almost unbearable."
"Why not? We're capable." Viola stated.
"Normally, I'd say 'Women can't be part of a crime fighting team', but since the creator of this e-book would make something bad happen to me for saying that," Hoss said, almost mumbling, "I'll instead say," His voice got louder, "Kids can't be part of a crime fighting team."
"We're not kids, we're preteens!" Dysa protested.
"Same thing!" Hoss barked.
Before anyone could say another word, Underfist was called to a mission.
