"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Jadeite, rally the forces, we're going to Walmart!" howled Beryl.

"Uh, do they have those in Japan, m'queen?" asked Jadeite.

"Yes," said Beryl. "It's our lucky day."

She left it at that.

"Now where are the forces?" demanded Beryl.

"Why do we need forces?" asked Jed.

"You'll have to protect your queen there," explained Beryl. "It's not often I go out in public."

"I can protect you, my queen," said Jadeite.

"No," said Beryl sadly. "You almost got defeated by Tuxedo Mask."

"Wrong," said Jadeite. "It was quite the curbstomp. Zoisite almost got defeated by Tuxedo Mask though."

"Wrong," said Zoisite appearing with the rest of the forces. "It was quite the curbstomp."

"Yes, on you," said Jadeite.

"You wanna go?" said Zoisite.

"Okay," shrugged Jadeite.

"Just give me some prep time," said Zoisite. "A couple years will do."

"Fine then," said Jadeite. "We can't have a fight without prep time."

"Zoisite is a tactical fighter," commented Kunzite. "The batman of the Sailor Moon universe."

"I wouldn't go that far," said Nephrite.

"Let's go boys," insisted Beryl, marching out the door.

They walked out into the North Pole.

"This isn't good," said Beryl.

She put them all in a red ball and took off to the Walmart.

"I can do that too," said Zoisite.

"Yes," said Queen Beryl. "But mine's stronger."

"I could beat you with some prep time," threatened Zoisite.

"There's no prep time in the real world," replied Beryl.

"Wrong," said Zoisite. "I defeated Nephrite with prep time."

"Can we talk about something else?" said Jadeite. "Does anyone have any money? And why are we here?"

"I have money," explained Beryl. "And we're here because I need some snacks in the Negapantry. Last night I got up for a midnight snack and it lasted until a 2am snack. When I got up for my 4am snack, there was nothing left."

"Sad," commented Jadeite.

"You never defeated me Zoisite," said Nephrite out of the blue. "You just got a lucky batch of Youmas. Like that clown who defeated the Amazon Trio."

"I don't know who that is," said Zoisite sadly. "But I did in fact defeat you and it was in fact because of prep time."

"No," said Nephrite. "Naru-chan was slowing me down. She almost got me hit by the Moon Tiara, which I can catch in second, judging by the fact that Jadeite caught one rather easily."

"Sorry," said Jadeite. "You can't compare my feats and use them as yours."

"I most certainly can!" argued Nephrite. "I'm better than you in every way!"

"Can you move planes with your mind?" asked Jadeite.

"Uh, yes, since you can," said Nephrite.

"No making assumptions on this thread," retorted Jadeite.

"I can drain the whole city of power," stated Kunzite randomly.

"Off topic," said Nephrite. "This is between me and Zoisite."

"No, you let Jadeite go for too long," said Zoisite. "Now Jadeite's become a part of this."

"You can't even defeat rats," said Nephrite. "And you fought crows to a standstill."

"Proof that you are weaker than rats," stated Zoisite.

"Feats don't work like that!" yelled Nephrite.

"A power level doesn't necessarily mean someone is better," commented Jadeite.

"It does!" howled Nephrite. "I would like to bring up the Amazon Trio incident. The Amazon Trio clearly had more skill."

"That was Plot Induced Stupidity (PIS)," replied Zoisite. "That negates the battle."

The red ball finally landed in front of the store.

"We are here," said Beryl. "And that was unbearable. The next time you can all commute here on your own."

"Let's all carpool, so we can continue this conversation!" suggested Jadeite.


The Shitennou and Beryl entered the Walmart.

"Mmmmmm," said Beryl, admiring the air condition. "It's nice to feel cool air, and not from the Arctic."

Beryl hopped on a motorized shopping cart.

"What are you doing?" asked Kunzite.

"What does it look like?" said Beryl. "I'm shopping in style."

"But Beryl," said Kunzite. "Those are reserved for people who cannot walk."

"I cannot walk," stated Beryl.

"That's right," said Nephrite. "I have never seen Beryl stand up in my life. Except in the Silver Millennium, but I guess her legs have stopped working since then."

"No," argued Kunzite. "She is definitely able to stand on her feet, and maybe even walk!"

"Not true," replied Nephrite. "I know I would have saw her stand at least once if that were the case. But I never have."

"Me neither," added Jadeite.

"Yes you have," said Beryl.

"I don't count that time from episode 12 when you were poorly drawn," said Jadeite sadly. "I consider that non-canon because of the poor animation quality. You were like, huge, and blended into the ground. That can't be right. Your face was drawn so much better in the episode after."

"Does it count as standing if she's blended into the ground?" asked Kunzite.

"No," said Nephrite.

"Beryl is handicapped for sure," said Zoisite. "I don't think I've ever seen her stand before. Wait… there was that one time. Huh, I guess she can use her feet. But only to stand in place."

"Wait, when was this?" said Kunzite. "I've seen Beryl stand a couple times in Metalia's chamber, but I don't think any time when you were around."

"It was when she was telling me not to kill Tuxedo Mask," said Zoisite. "I was so thrown off that I didn't really listen to what she was saying."

"Silence!" howled Beryl. "Alright, I can walk, but I just choose not to. So move out of my way!"

Beryl backed her cart into Jadeite, knocking him to the floor, and then sped away.

"You're embarrassing us!" called Kunzite.

The Shitennou waited quietly by the carts.

Then Jadeite hopped on one.

Everyone gasped.

"Jadeite!" exclaimed Zoisite. "That's a dangerous move!"

"Yeah," said Nephrite. "The clerks just saw you walking fine!"

"It's okay," said Jadeite. "There's no written rule, so if they call me out I'll just say I didn't know."

Kunzite sat down on a cart. "Mmm," he said.

Nephrite and Zoisite looked at each other.

They waited a long time.

Then Nephrite threw himself on a cart. "How do I back this thing up?" he asked slamming it into Jadeite's cart.

"Tilt the handle the other way," explained Jadeite.

Nephrite slammed into him again.

"That didn't work," he said.

"No," said Jadeite. "The other way."

"Oh," said Nephrite. He backed up and tossed Zoisite to the floor.

Zoisite threw himself on a cart.

"I can get used to this," he said.

"Let's roll out, boys!" said Kunzite taking off at a moderate speed.

The Shitennou followed suit.


Beryl drove her cart to the soup aisle and was loading tomato bisques into her basket.

She heard the loud beep that could only belong to a motorized cart backing up, and turned around nervously.

There were all the Shitennou trailing behind her as an automated cart fleet.

"What is this?!" demanded Beryl. "You're not handicapped!"

"You're not handicapped," argued Jadeite. "At least according to some of the Shitennou. I wouldn't know."

"Back off!" shouted Beryl. "You're causing too much attention! One person might be able to slip by, but five, no way!"

"Sorry," apologized Nephrite. "But there's no other way. The cart life is not one that you can give up."

"We'll just say it's a hereditary disease, and we all have it," decided Jadeite.

"You ain't my kids!" yelled Beryl. "Scram!"

Beryl darted away, but the Shitennou followed her in a single file line at the exact same speed.

"Back off!" shouted Beryl.

She tried to lose them by swerving left and right, but the Shitennou were able to keep up.

She took a sharp turn down the cat food aisle, but the Shitennou were on her tail.

"Just give up, my queen!" called Kunzite.

Beryl did two laps around the store but then gave up and let them follow her.

"Just don't draw attention," resigned Beryl.

"Will do," promised the boys.

Beryl turned into the cereal aisle with her armada.

They quickly got in a V formation behind her, and everyone had to clear the aisle.

Beryl parked her vehicle in front of the different flavored Captain Crunches.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm," she said, thinking for a long time.

The Shitennou waited patiently.

She finally settled on "Oops, All Berries!" and drove up two paces ahead.

All the Shitennou followed her then stopped.

Beryl was now deciding between the flavors of Fruity Pebbles, and was having a very hard time.

After five minutes she finally decided to not get any and drove down to the next aisle.

She parked her vehicle by the crackers, and the Shitennou waited patiently behind her.

Someone was coming down the aisle, but there was a blockade.

"Excuse me," asked Ms. Haruna kindly.

"Uh," said Nephrite. "Hang on. You might wanna take a couple steps back."

"Uh, okay," said Ms. Haruna.

Nephrite started the long process of doing a K-turn on his cart.

"Hey!" yelled Kunzite. "Watch where you're swinging that thing!"

"Stop bumping into me!" yelled Zoisite.

"I wanna get out too," said Jadeite. He moved forward and backward but was blocked on both sides, so he had to do a full 360 very very slowly, by holding his steering wheel all the way to the left.

Kunzite tried to make his move out of the way after Nephrite escaped.

"No," said Jadeite. "I'm next to leave!"

"Shut up!" yelled Kunzite. "I'm in the front and you're in the middle!"

Kunzite turned his cart but was too close to the aisle and was permanently jammed between Zoisite's cart and the aisle.

"Zoisite, back up!" yelled Kunzite.

Zoisite backed up and bumped into Beryl.

Kunzite was finally able to get out after ten violent halts.

Zoisite held down the back position and slowly backed up while looking behind him.

"That beeper's so loud!" yelled Beryl. "Turn it off!"

"I can't," said Zoisite sadly.

Ms. Haruna had to leap out of the way as Zoisite backed up.

"Err, nevermind," said Ms. Haruna. "I see this is too much hassle. I'll just come from the other end of the aisle."

"No, wait!" cried Jadeite, doing a full 360. "Look, your path is clear now!"

But she was already gone.

"Drat," said Jadeite.

He did another 360 and parked right behind Beryl again.

Everyone moved back into their positions.

Right as they finally got things back on track, Beryl took off.

"Come back!" yelled Jadeite.

They all followed her.

"Ugh!" groaned Beryl loudly. "You're making every single person in the store hop out of the way!"

"They'd have to do that anyway if it was just you," argued Jadeite.

"No," said Beryl. "They wouldn't have to clear the whole aisle."

Beryl parked again, and the Shitennou were getting antsy.

"I wanna get back on the road!" howled Jadeite.

They sat there for five full minutes as Beryl picked out frozen meals.

Jadeite started banging the horn, which was the same sound as the backing up sound.

"Shut up!" yelled Beryl.

Jadeite waited for five seconds and then started clicking it again.

Everyone else joined it.

After a minute, they got their beeps synchronized and were beeping in the same rhythm of the backing up sound, but times four.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!" howled Beryl. "I'm getting mac and cheese!"

"No, you were getting mac and cheese five minutes ago," said Kunzite. "Now you're just sitting there."

They all held down their horn button, and apparently it can go on forever.

"ENOUGH!" screamed Beryl.

They all went quiet, but Nephrite's hand hovered hesitantly over the horn.

Zoisite got a little giddy and pressed the horn once.

"If you don't stop," said Beryl with pure anger in her tone. "We will go home with no snacks."

"Please, no!" said Jadeite.

"Then go annoy someone else!" yelled Beryl.

"Good idea," said Nephrite.

They all backed up, and after five minutes they were speeding through the store.

"I feel so free!" said Nephrite. "Like we're no longer tied to a chain!"

"We can go anywhere!" said Zoisite.

"OoOoooooooooooo," said Jadeite suddenly. "Everyone, stop!"

Everyone jerked to a stop.

"On my mark, let's race to the toy section! Whoever wins gets to be line leader!"

"You're on!" said Nephrite.

"Ready, set…"

Kunzite took off.

"Hey!" said Jadeite. "I didn't say go!"

Kunzite backed up angrily. "Idiot," he said under his breath.

"Ready, set…"

They waited.

"GOOOOOOOOOOO!" howled Jadeite.

The Shitennou took off at equal speed.

It was a straight line to the toy section, so it could go either way.

Nephrite was continuously snaking his cart back and forth, hoping to gain some velocity.

But there was none to be gained, and they continued at equal speeds.

"How will I gain the upper hand?" they all wondered.

Jadeite suddenly took a sharp turn into the clothing section to get a shortcut.

"That's dangerous," noted Kunzite. "But the only way to win now!"

They all zipped into the clothing section.

"Watch out!" Zoisite warned.

But it was too late, and Jadeite got caught between two clothes racks because the paths were very thin.

"NOOOOOOO!" said Jadeite. He knew it was over so he decided to go somewhere else.

"It's neck and neck!" announced Kunzite.

Zoisite was .5 inches in the lead, possibly due to a slight manufacturing defect in the others' carts.

As they passed through the produce section, he grabbed a banana, and threw it on the ground in front of Nephrite's cart.

But it just missed his tires, and he kept going.

"Drat," said Zoisite. "I've seen that work in videogames."

Nephrite and Kunzite were evenly tied, so Kunzite started bumping Nephrite.

"Careful," said Nephrite. "You might start to lag behind if you do that!"

"Lies!" said Kunzite, slamming him again.

They neared the toy section, and a large crate of balls was sitting in front of the section.

Zoisite pulled some tricky maneuvers, and nabbed one of the huge balls, tossing it backwards at Nephrite.

It came flying his way, but Nephrite was smarter than that.

He timed the ball's bounces with incredible precision, and stopped his cart at the right moment so the ball bounced over his head.

Kunzite was a couple inches in front of him now due to the stop, so Nephrite reached out a hand, and pulled him back.

"NO!" said Kunzite. "That's cheating!"

"There's no rules in Walmart cart racing!" reminded Nephrite.

Zoisite was now a couple inches in the lead, but Nephrite started reaching for him.

"Stay back, you fiend!" yelled Zoisite.

But Nephrite snagged him and pulled him back, causing them to all be at equal distance.

Zoisite was furious, so he swerved to the left, pulling Nephrite with him.

"NOO!" yelled Nephrite. "What are you doing?! You've doomed us both!"

"It's the only way," said Zoisite. "Kunzite will have to be the winner."

"NOOOOO!" yelled Nephrite.

But there was nothing he could do.

Kunzite was out of his arm's reach, and they were going at equal speed.

"I win!" cheered Kunzite in the home stretch.

"Wrong," said Jadeite who was waiting there for them at the toy section.

"NO!" said Kunzite. "You cheated!"

"Wrong," said Jadeite. "I just found a shortcut."

"There are no shortcuts!" said Kunzite. "We went in a perfect diagonal line!"

"Yes," said Jadeite. "But you missed the speed boosts."

"He just picked his cart up and carried it over," stated Nephrite. "I knew we should have kept our eyes on him."

"Jadeite is a wild card," said Kunzite. "But since there are no rules in cart racing he won fair and square."

"Heh heh," said Jadeite. "Now I get to lead the way! Everyone follow my lead!"

Jadeite took off and the others were forced to follow as a unit.


Motoki stood in the popcorn aisle.

"Should I get double butter or ultra butter?" he said out loud.

That's when Jadeite came plowing towards him in a motorized cart.

"Slow down there!" called Motoki. "You might hurt someone!"

But Jadeite didn't stop, and aimed for the poor man.

When he was inches away, Motoki realized that he was in peril, and took off down the aisle, barely able to run faster than the cart.

Jadeite kept on him, so Motoki had to dash and try to escape the aisle.

Motoki knew there was only one way out, since if he tried to let Jadeite pass him, Jadeite would swerve into him and end his life.

"Almost there!" panted Motoki.

But that's when Zoisite and Nephrite drove their carts into each other at the aisle's only possible opening, closing like a door and forming an impenetrable wall.

Motoki turned around and saw Jadeite closing in, only inches away.

With no choice left, he tried to throw himself into the metal monster.

It was in vain.

Motoki was ended.

Jadeite started the long process of a K-turn and everyone cheered.

"Good work," said Kunzite who was spectating the spectacle. "You have proven yourself as one of the great four."

"Who should we run down next?" asked Zoisite.

"Let's kill a worker!" offered Nephrite.

"Too dangerous," said Kunzite. "They know all the strengths and weaknesses of the carts. Maybe after some more practice we can work up to them."

"Fine," said Nephrite. "Let's go kill that lady from earlier, since she made us get out of position for no reason."

Everyone nodded.

They split off and searched the store.

After a few minutes, they heard the loud sound of the cart's horn from the electronics section, and everyone flocked there.

"Here she is," said Jadeite.

Ms. Haruna was playing with the sample iPhones, when suddenly Jadeite and Zoisite started charging right for her from both sides.

"NO!" cried Ms. Haruna. "Stay back!"

But there was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

She tried to scale the aisle, but Jadeite closed in on her and grabbed her leg. He threw her to the ground, and they finished her off like a pack of coyotes.

They spotted their next target, Gamer Joe, who stood at a four-way intersection looking at Nintendo Switch games.

Jadeite flew right at him, and he started running. But Zoisite and Nephrite came from the other sides, and finally Kunzite came in from the last opening when Gamer Joe tried to run that way.

Gamer Joe was confident in his strength, however, so he started pushing Kunzite's cart back.

Kunzite held down the forward button but Gamer Joe was too strong.

However, there was no way that Gamer Joe could make it out fast enough with Kunzite fighting back.

Soon the other three came in and ended him.

"Separately, our carts can be matched," said Kunzite. "But as a team, no one can defeat us."

They cruised on until they found their next victim.

"I'm going to enjoy this one," said Kunzite, eyeing Kenji and his boy.

Kenji had his glasses off to examine medicine labels, and when he put them back on, he saw that there was a wall of carts on both sides of the aisle.

Nephrite honked his horn intimidatingly.

Kenji shook his head sadly. "It's over, Shingo," he said. "I knew Walmart was dangerous."

"No, Papa! We gotta fight on!" said Shingo.

"There's no other way," said Kenji, knowing as well as anyone else how strong the carts are.

"Hey," said Kunzite. "We can always use another cart in the fleet. Kill the boy and join us, and we'll spare your life."

Shingo looked at his dad sadly. "Surely you wouldn't," he said.

"Sorry, boy," said Kenji.

Kunzite and Jadeite turned their carts, leaving an opening, and Kenji ran through.

"I hope he's going to get help," thought Shingo.

But then Kenji returned on a cart, and Shingo knew it was over.

"I won't go down without a fight!" he howled.

Jadeite got ready to end Shingo, but Kenji put his arm on his shoulder.

"Let me do it," he said. "He's my boy."

Shingo started to panic, and increased his speed and agility stats.

He leapt halfway up the aisle, and kicked off, leaping over Zoisite. He took off running.

But Zoisite started backing up.

Shingo was running at top speeds, but he heard the beeping of the reversing cart getting increasingly louder.

"After him!" yelled Kunzite, and all the carts split up.

Shingo was running towards the exit when Kunzite appeared from out of an aisle, blocking Shingo's path.

Shingo ran down the aisle closest to him. He got to the end of the aisle, but there were three carts in the way.

He saw a small opening in their formation, and pushed his speed stat to the limit.

He darted through the opening at light speed, and took off running down towards the opposite end of the store.

He ran down many different aisles to try and lose them, but there was five of them so they were able to out-maneuver him.

He soon found himself cornered, and all five of them were closing in on him.

"Just give it up, young one," said Kenji.

"The life of a flower is short and full of suffering," said Jadeite.

"Shingo is a candle flickering in the wind," said Zoisite.

Shingo knew it was over, but he still had to try.

He leapt into the air, and kicked off of someone's cart, flying over their heads.

Jadeite backed up slightly, and Shingo didn't leap far enough to counter this.

The cart lightly scraped him as he fell to the floor, but his defense stat was so low from boosting his speed stat that he dropped dead.

"Tis a pity," said Kenji. "Now let's go kill that nerdboy."

"You mean Melvin?" asked Nephrite. "He's here?"

Nephrite started to catch a giddy.

"Yes," said Kenji. "But he's not alone. I saw him and his clan ending someone with mobile carts in the same manner that you all have been."

"It's okay," said Nephrite. "We're the best at this game."


Melvin, flanked by Greg and Motoki's sister, closed in on Yaten base.

"AHHH!" screamed Yaten as his life slipped away.

"Easy," said Melvin. "When will we get a challenge?"

All three of them pulled a group 360 with great precision, but at the end of the aisle sat Jadeite and his gang.

"It's over," said Jadeite.

"I'll take you to hell!" shouted Nephrite.

"Ha!" yelled Melvin. "You don't scare me none! Sick 'em, boys!"

Greg and Motoki's sister charged in front of Melvin.

Jadeite employed Zoisite and Nephrite, and they crashed into the dynamic duo.

Both sides were holding down the accel button, and they fought each other to a standstill.

Melvin instantly started backing up, but Jadeite became aware of this because of the loud beep.

"Don't let him get reinforcements!" said Jadeite.

Jadeite and Kenji instantly charged after Melvin, while Kunzite split off to try and out-maneuver him.

Melvin was no beginner to the way of the cart, and performed excellent maneuvers, going through the clothes section with no sweat.

He threw down two racks of clothes, and Jadeite and Kenji could not proceed and had to go around.

"Heh heh," chuckled Melvin, but they couldn't tell where his voice was coming from.

"This should buy me enough time to get reinforcements!" thought Melvin.

He took a turn down the detergent aisle at the corner of the store where no one would look.

"I should be safe here," he said sliding down the aisle.

That's when out of nowhere Kunzite soared in on an airborne cart.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shrieked Melvin. "Spare me!"

But Kunzite was already flying directly at him.

Melvin got socked by the wheel, sending him flying off his cart.

He tried to take off running on foot, but his mistake was going into the corner of the store.

He reached a dead end and Kunzite zipped at him.

Melvin noted Jadeite and Kenji also entering the aisle.

With no cart, and nowhere to run, Melvin grabbed a plunger and took his own life to take the joy out of the kill.

"Drat," said Kunzite. "At least he's ended."

That's when Zoisite and Nephrite arrived too.

"We defeated them," said Nephrite.

"How?" asked Kunzite.

"We pushed them off their carts with our arms and ran them down."

"Good work," said Kunzite.

"Ahem," said a voice.

They all turned around, and were shocked to see that they were surrounded by some 200 workers.

"Uh, what's up?" said Nephrite.

"You're not supposed to be on those carts," said a worker.

"Uh, yeah we are," said Jadeite. "There's no written rule. And also we're handicapped. It's a hereditary disorder."

The workers just shook their heads sadly.

"You have been using your carts for evil," the workers shouted. "They are meant to help those in need, but you just go around killing people!"

"Wrong," said Zoisite. "People don't kill people, guns kill people. And the same goes for carts. They are a dangerous weapon, and shouldn't be for public use."

"Sadly," said the worker. "We're going to have to remove you from the carts."

Several of them cracked their knuckles, and did similar warm-ups.

"Yeah right," said Kunzite with an evil grin. "You're forgetting one thing."

"Oh yeah?" challenged the store owner.

"Yes," said Kunzite. "We are on the carts. Quick guys, battle formation!"

The Shitennou and Kenji got in the perfect five-cart-wide wall that was impassable and filled every inch of the aisle.

Then, they all took off at top speeds, while holding down their horns as some sort of battle cry.

"NOOOO!" yelled the manager.

But it was too late.

They plowed through the workers by the hundreds. .

Once they got out of the end of the aisle, they were in an opening, and several dozen workers who had survived the onslaught quickly surrounded them.

"Everyone, stay back to back, and watch each other's backs as well!" commanded Kunzite.

"Right!" agreed everyone.

Zoisite was the first to charge, and swung his cart in an arc, taking down everyone in front of him.

Kenji singled specific strong-looking workers out and chased them down until they were ended, then moving onto the next one.

Jadeite and Nephrite pulled off powerful combo attacks, closing in on dozens of workers at once.

Kunzite stayed in the back lines, observing his surroundings and making sure no one escaped.

That's when someone leapt right at him, but he quickly backed up.

They grabbed onto his front basket, however, while still on the ground, and hung on for dear life.

Kunzite tilted his steering wheel all the way to the left, spinning his cart with such velocity that the worker was flung to the other side of the store and exploded.

Jadeite took off down an aisle, and to the foolish workers, it looked as though he was fleeing.

50 charged after him, and the second Jadeite exited the aisle, Nephrite rammed the aisle from the side, toppling it and crushing all 50 workers, except for one that slipped out.

But Jadeite quickly ended that one.

Soon all the workers were ended.

"Good work, gang," said Kunzite. "We really are the best."

"We should celebrate!" agreed Kenji. "This is the most fun I've ever had!"

"That's good," said Nephrite in an ominous tone. "Hey, Kenji, can you grab that jar of olives on the bottom row for me? I can't reach it in my cart."

"Uh, sure," said Kenji, foolishly getting off his cart.

Zoisite shook his head sadly. "A true warrior never gets off his cart."

"Wait, no!" cried Kenji. "What is this?! I helped you! I killed my own son!"

"Sadly four is just a better number," said Kunzite.

They ran down Kenji and ended his story with a bad ending.

"Tis a pity," said Zoisite.

"He won't be missed," said Jadeite.

"Is everyone in the store dead yet?" asked Nephrite. "We can't leave until they are."

They split up to look for any survivors.

After a few minutes of searching, they were about to close this chapter of their adventure.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they heard Jadeite scream from the other side of the store. It was followed by several beeps from his cart.

Everyone quickly sped over, only to see Jadeite being chased by four Mamoru Chibas on carts.

"Help!" howled Jadeite. He quickly hid behind the others, and the four Mamorus came to a standstill.

"They tried to out-maneuver me!" said Jadeite. "But I'm just too swift."

"Well, well, well," said base Mamoru Chiba.

"Oh, you again," said Zoisite. "If it isn't the Mamoru Quartet."

It was the Mamoru Quartet. They consisted of Mamoru Chiba base, Tuxedo Mask, Prince Endymion, and none other than the Moonlight Knight, also known as the Shiek of Baghdad.

"It is over," said the Moonlight Knight, in an Islamic accent.

"Over for you!" yelled Kunzite.

"We will defeat you!" said Nephrite.

"You use humans to do your dirty work," said all four of the Mamorus in unison.

"Ack!" yelled Kunzite. "He's right! But we'll still win!"

Everyone started revving up their carts for a huge scrap, but Zoisite knew that it could go either way as it was a 4v4 and the carts were of equal power.

"Wait," said Zoisite. "Enough of this cart nonsense. Let's all get out and settle this like men. A fair 4v4 battle."

"Hmmmm," said Mamoru Chiba base. "I'm not much of a fighter."

"It's okay," said the confident Tuxedo Mask. "I can take Jadeite and Zoisite in my sleep!"

"I heard you got curbstomped by Jadeite," said Nephrite. "Is this true?"

"Wrong," said Endymion. "It could have gone either way depending on the weather and what I ate that morning. Also, I defeated Sailor Jupiter with my Nega power-up, so I'm not scared of anyone!"

The Moonlight Knight shouted something terrifying in Islamic.

"Well, are we doing this?" asked Zoisite. "Let's all get out of the carts and meet in the middle for the duel."

Zoisite stood up. "See look, easy! Your turn!"

Jadeite and Nephrite got out too.

"What about Kunzite?" asked Mamoru.

"He has to stay in the cart in case you try to betray us and take us out now. He will get off his cart immediately after you guys do," explained Zoisite.

"I don't know about this," said Tuxedo Mask. "Let us discuss this for a second."

"Are you scared to fight us?" asked Zoisite.

"I will fight in the name of Islam!" shouted the Moonlight Knight, hopping off.

"I'm never scared!" yelled Tuxedo, hopping off as well.

"You guys better protect me," said Mamoru Chiba base, following suit.

"You better take some notes," said Endymion, the last to hop off. "Because you're gonna get beaten, and beaten badly!"

They waited for Kunzite to hop off.

"Well?" said Tuxedo.

Kunzite ran down all four of them with his cart.

"Good work!" said Zoisite. "I'm glad you caught onto what I was doing!"

"Heh heh," said Kunzite. "They were foolish to get off their carts."

Everyone sat around and rolled back and forth.

"What now?" asked Nephrite.

"We have conquered our turf, now we must claim this Walmart for the Negaverse!" stated Kunzite.

"Good idea!" said Jadeite.

That's when they heard the familiar sound of police sirens.

"Come out with your hands up, you psychotic murderers!" shouted the police. "But first, remove yourself from the carts."

The Shitennou burst into laughter.

"Remove ourselves from the carts, yeah right!" yelled Kunzite. "What do you take us for, some kind of Mamoru Chiba?"

That's when the police chief decided to enter the premises.

"I'm going in!" he said.

He walked in and the Walmart was completely empty.

He turned on his flashlight, because someone had turned off the lights.

"It was me," whispered Kunzite to the others.

The police chief took cautious steps.

Suddenly, the lights turned on, and he was surrounded by four carts.

"NO!" he said.

He tried to pull out his Taser, but it was too late.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the other cops heard him scream.

He was diminished.

"Bring in the SWAT team!" ordered the new police chief. "We have to remove these people from the carts at all costs!"

The SWAT team burst into the Walmart.

"Split up!" yelled Kunzite, and the Shitennou took off in all directions.

"After them!" yelled the SWAT team.

Jadeite was speeding through the aisles. He turned around to see 20 SWAT members following him.

"This isn't good," thought Jadeite.

He was nearing the end of the aisle, but the SWAT team created a human barrier with their large shields.

"Heh heh!" laughed Jadeite.

He ran directly into them, using their shields as a ramp and flying over their heads.

He landed on the ground and took off once again while the SWAT team followed him.

Nephrite snaked through the clothing section, throwing down every single rack and creating an impossible maze.

He zipped past Beryl at the frozen mac and cheese.

She did a double take as 30 SWAT members zipped past her, following Nephrite's cart.

"What's going on?" she wondered.

Nephrite pushed down a whole aisle to lose them, and met up with the rest of the Shitennou at the entrance.

They zipped out the door of the Walmart and down the front steps, soaring past the police blockade that was out front.

The police leapt into their cars and zoomed after them down the highway.

"They're gaining on us!" realized Kunzite. "Our carts are no match for those beasts!"

"I've got this!" said Jadeite. He shot lightning out of his palms and into their carts, instantly infusing them with Negapower.

They took off at light speed.

The police had a whole road shut down, but the Shitennou drove into the air and flew right over their barrier as though they were in small jets.

"Keep flying upwards!" commanded Kunzite. "They'll never catch us once we exit the atmosphere!"

"Up up and away!" called Zoisite.

They shot up towards the cosmos, catching fire as they rocketed through Earth's atmosphere.

"Almost there…!" said Nephrite giddily, ready to finally be with his stars.

That's when the carts' batteries all died at once.

They dropped to the Earth like stones, landing in the ocean.

They had to flee to the Negaverse as the police closed in on them in boats, the only greater beasts than carts.

"Phew," they said in the Negaverse.

A few minutes later, Beryl rolled in in her motorized shopping cart.

"I got the snacks, boys!" she announced. "Hopefully you all didn't cause any trouble."

"Nope," they all agreed.

"Good, good!" said Beryl wheeling over to her throne.

That's when Kunzite tossed her out of her cart and the four Shitennou hopped on and fled.

"Hey!" said Beryl.

She got up to get on her throne, but unfortunately she was handicapped and could not stand up.

She laid back down.

"D'ah," she said.