"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
"What is it?" asked Beryl.
"Actually, as you may have noticed when you looked at the calendar this morning, it's that time of year again!"
"October?" asked Beryl.
"No," said Jadeite. "It's the one- I mean TWO year anniversary of the story!"
"What story?" asked Beryl. "Do you mean your story? If so, I can end that story very quickly, and with a bad ending with no chance of an epilogue."
"Beryl, you goofball," said Jadeite. "Many things have changed but you've remained consistent!"
All three Shitennou walked in like it was some kind of special.
"What is this?" said Jadeite. "Some kind of jamboree?"
"No," said Nephrite. "It's Australian rules!"
"Oooh!" said Jadeite. "I've been meaning to ask what that meant! This looks like the perfect time to tell me!"
"You either know it or you don't," said Nephrite. "Sadly you'll just never understand."
"This isn't the time for fun and games, or even goofy banter. Queen Beryl, I have a complaint," said Kunzite.
"Better not be about me," said Nephrite.
"No," said Kunzite. "Queen Beryl, I have thoroughly studied the story, and it appears chapter production is lower this year than it was last!"
"Yes," said Jadeite. "But quality has gone up by 300%. Quality over quantity, as I always say."
"No!" said Nephrite. "That's what I always say! You tried to get energy from 100 people, while I get it from one!"
"You're right," realized Jadeite. "We need more chapters! It doesn't matter if they're bad, as long as we get them out! That's how Dragon Ball Super does it, and they have fanboys that would die defending them!"
"I wish we had fans," said Beryl. "But no one comments on our stories! People only comment on the usual Silver Millennium spiel, and OC paloozas."
"We get some comments, very nice ones in fact," argued Zoisite. "Quality over quantity. On other stories, you'll see 100 comments from the same person, who's probably a guest account AKA the author!"
"Speaking of OC's," said Nephrite. "I just hate them. Especially when they're in the description of the story. 'Mamoru Chiba and Jimmy are searching for clues after Tasha's disappearance.' For one, why would Mamoru Chiba have friends with American names? Two, how are we supposed to know who Jimmy is?! How would that draw us in?!"
"I'm not sure," said Beryl. "That's why I stick to Wattpad."
"What pad?" said Zoisite.
Beryl shook her head. "It's past your generation."
"Anyway," said Jadeite. "As per tradition, it's time to dump trash in someone's house. It doesn't matter who, and it doesn't matter why. But hopefully I'll get some energy."
"I can only hope so," said Beryl.
"Wait, Queen Beryl," said Zoisite. "Tell Jadeite to let me tag along!"
"No way," said Jadeite. "I work alone!"
"All the Shitennou do," said Beryl. "Except for that time Zoisite and Kunzite teamed up, and then Zoisite died. So I recommend you continue to work alone."
"I can get energy too!" said Zoisite. "I've just never tried it! Surely I can think of something better than Jadeite's terrible plans, and Nephrite's terrible single plan. I'm a lot smarter than those two!"
"You do have a point," considered Beryl.
"Fine!" said Jadeite. "Then, can I go search for the Silver Crystal?"
"No," said Beryl. "Just touching that will kill you."
Jadeite frowned.
"Whelp, Jadeite, are we heading out?" asked Zoisite.
"No," said Jadeite. "You ruined it. I'm taking this one off."
"Suit yourself!" said Zoisite. "Kunzite, do you wanna come?"
"Sorry," said Kunzite. He left it at that.
Zoisite arrived at Crown Arcade, hauling two trash cans.
"This is it, Zoisite," he said. "My big debut."
He dumped one trash can at the front door.
"Heh heh heh," he said.
"Halt!" yelled a voice.
Zoisite spun around, and let out a laugh.
"Just who I was waiting for!" said Zoisite. "I've charged up your beam beforehand. Catch!"
Zoisite tossed the Motoki beam at Motoki, but to his absolute awe and terror, Motoki did in fact catch the beam.
He disposed of it.
"W-w-what's going on here?!" demanded Zoisite. "Is this some kind of trick?! Is this Jadeite in disguise, or some kind of hologram?! We have Youmas that can take your exact form!"
"No," said Motoki, in a chilling tone. "I've let this go on for too long."
Motoki blew a conch shell, and the Crown Arcade employees across the globe appeared.
"There are many branches of Crown Arcade," Zoisite noted. "I thought it was a standalone."
An orange man stood at the front.
"This is my stand-in, orange man with glasses and a brown beard," stated Motoki. "He replaced me during the Reika chronicles. You remember those, don't you?" asked Motoki bitterly.
"Vaguely," said Zoisite. "You're one of seven."
"I wasn't one of them," said Motoki. "But my Reika is."
"Boo hoo," said Zoisite. "Ready to clean up some trash, buddy boy?"
"ATTACK!" screamed Motoki.
Motoki fell back, but the army advanced.
They began throwing themselves like projectiles, more ragdoll that person. The physics didn't even look right.
Zoisite increased his speed stat, and did many amazing flips, like that one time when he escaped Tuxedo Mask in the drawing episode.
Several Crown Arcade workers were killed simply by the recoil of throwing themselves like a ragdoll at such intense velocities.
Zoisite threw a crystal, taking out one, but 50 took its place.
"Looks like they're still arriving. Some are late," noted Zoisite.
Zoisite bit his thumb and looked upset. "I'm not used to combat like this at all," he said. "Or any combat. If I ever did come to blows with someone, I would slowly pick away at them, and drop their endurance. But this mob has infinite endurance, and mass numbers. I'm not used to plowing down multiple enemies!"
Zoisite fired another beam, and ten went flying in the beam and were dead before they left the beam.
"AHHHH!" screamed Motoki as he witnessed this.
Zoisite spotted Motoki's location from this shout, and threw a crystal right for his heart, knowing that if he was defeated the crowd would lose formation.
But suddenly, a random employee leapt in the way, and took the blow, dying.
Motoki retreated back into the shadows.
Zoisite started charging up a powerful fire attack, but someone ran up and socked him, and Zoisite leapt to the sky.
He stood on top of a skyscraper, since it took many minutes to charge his fire attack.
A couple employees ran in the building and starting climbing the stairs, but there were just too many flights.
The wild crowd at the bottom was losing control.
They were leaping up and throwing punches at the air, just to try and get a couple extra inches.
But Zoisite was unfortunately thousands of feet in the air.
Finally, he finished the fire attack, and threw it at the crowd, taking out one third.
"If only that worked on regular Sailor Moon," he said.
Zoisite considered charging another fire attack, but it would take too long.
Looking down, he saw that the feral crowd was starting to scale the building, by throwing themselves into the wall and more people climbing on top of them.
"Barbarians," said Zoisite.
Suddenly, the roof door swung open, and a man let out a shriek.
Zoisite gasped, and the man tackled him off the edge of the building and all the way down to the ground.
Zoisite gained his bearings and turned to petals halfway down the fall like he did against Bonboo.
The man instantly died from the fall, and actually killed two people he landed on.
Zoisite appeared in the back of the crowd, and started throwing petals, but it had no effect.
He turned the petals into needles, greatly injuring one man.
But 30 took his place.
Zoisite had to go max power, and shot glowing explosive petals into the pack like he did in Tuxedo Melvin's episode.
Several were killed, but several got even more riled up.
As he was struggling to hold back the rowdy crowd, he was surprised to see they had formed a circle around him.
"You're planning to all jump on top of me at once, huh?" said Zoisite. "I'll just teleport away, ya know, and you'll all die from recoil!"
But that's when the first boss stepped forward. The tan man, Motoki's substitute.
He pounded his chest and let out a roar like the Chewbacca.
He took off his Crown Arcade apron, and threw a wild punch at Zoisite faster than Zoisite would have thought from a substitute.
Zoisite slid to the side, and the man threw a left hook.
Zoisite dodged again, but suddenly a kick came flying his way, nailing him right in the chops.
The crowd let out a savage battle howl, and Zoisite's face was scratched like the time he fought Makoto.
"I'm too cocky," said Zoisite. "Underestimating humans. They are mighty creatures when driven."
Zoisite threw a mighty punch, and the orange man tried to block.
But he was tossed, and just suffered too much damage to live.
Motoki put him out of his misery.
Motoki then sent in wave 2.
"Avenge our fellow comrade!" he shouted.
The crowd had a new wave of determination, and all threw themselves at Zoisite again.
Zoisite was in a hot sweat by now, but was still plowing through the crowd.
That's when he instinctually ducked, and saw a crowbar zip over his head.
"No!" he cried. "They've evolved and are starting to use weapons!"
He turned and saw various Crown Arcade employees holding various weapons, ranging from golf clubs to hedge clippers.
One held a giant mallet, and another a machine gun.
"Zoi!" yelled Zoisite desperately.
A giant geyser of petals erupted, lifting the weapon bearers off their feet and into the air.
Once they were ten feet up, they dropped their weapons, and Zoisite let them free, only to blast them down with a beam.
One ran up and threw a kick at his head, but Zoisite grabbed his foot, and threw him into three other people, killing all four.
That's when someone got a lucky slug, and Zoisite had to end him.
A foe charged with the giant mallet he picked back up, and Zoisite killed him.
But it was only a decoy, and suddenly Zoisite found his arms pinned back by another man.
He was in none other than a full nelson, and 20 men ran up and threw punches at his exposed torso.
That's when Zoisite saw the familiar light of headlights, and stared up like a deer in headlights.
He saw a giant van flying towards him, plowing through the crowd and killing many.
Zoisite focused his eyes, and saw that in the driver's seat was none other than Motoki's sister, who was willing to sacrifice many lives to get rid of Zoisite.
The van closed in, and the people holding him in a full nelson loosened their grip in hesitation.
Zoisite leapt up at rapid speeds, almost instantaneously, and the car killed everyone that had been holding him.
"Where did he go?!" screamed Motoki's sister, looking in both her mirrors. "The sacrifices will not be in vain!"
Suddenly Motoki's sister's van was lifted off the ground by none other than Zoisite.
Several men body-slammed into Zoisite, but he was like a wall, and didn't lose his footing.
He threw the van with all his might into the big C in the Crown Arcade sign.
The van exploded.
"That's the end of her," said Zoisite.
But to everyone's shock, an unrecognizable figure crawled out of the inferno.
"It's not over," she croaked, and Zoisite was out of energy and terrified.
But that's when Motoki walked over and put his sister out of her misery.
"Hey," said Zoisite spotting Motoki.
He threw multiple crystals at the leader, but several men leapt in line, and each took a crystal to the heart.
Motoki vanished yet again.
Zoisite decided it was time to go all out, because if he reserved anymore energy he wouldn't have enough to finish the bosses.
Zoisite floated ten feet in the air, and waited there.
The crowd soon filled in the gap he had left, and were howling and screaming and leaping into the air.
Zoisite started spawning crystals by the dozen, and shooting them down at the mob. He was farming them like one would farm bit coins, or a cash crop.
The mob was smarter than Zoisite expected, however, and began flinging each other upward to reach him.
One got a hold of his foot and started pulling him down into the pack of angry wolves.
But Zoisite violently swung his foot, and the man went flying and exploded when he hit the ground.
Zoisite fired several beams, taking out several rows, but suddenly he saw a man fly into the air.
The figure blocked out the moon like a cloud, and then flew down on him, throwing the strongest overhead mallet punch in the history of overhead mallet punches.
Zoisite's eyes widened at Motoki's resolve.
Zoisite was spiked to the ground like a volleyball, and 20 men threw themselves on top of him.
But suddenly a bright light shot out like a beacon, and then light shot through all the openings.
That's when all the men were tossed off, and Zoisite arose.
Five men jumped at him in a perfect V formation, but Zoisite extended his arm and put them in a red bubble. He sent it flying off into the sky, and then released it, and they all dropped to their deaths. Interestingly, they were all dead before they hit the ground.
He spawned two large crystals and started swinging them like swords.
Out of the corner of his eye, he heard galloping.
"Galloping?" he wondered.
Reika came riding in valiantly on a horse, holding a jousting stick.
Reika's steed zipped past Zoisite, but when Zoisite saw the horse in front of him, Reika used her height advantage to swing her jousting stick like one would swing a golf club, and Zoisite was knocked to the ground.
The horse road off into the distance, but then Zoisite saw the familiar cloud of smoke reappear, and the horse came riding back in, this time attempting to run over Zoisite.
Zoisite leapt back, and countered the jousting stick with his swinging crystal.
The horse almost lost balance, but Reika did another U-turn and came back for another run-by.
Zoisite readied his twin blades, and right when the horse approached, Zoisite swung his left one, injuring the horse's leg.
Then, he leapt up and swung his right crystal, but Reika countered, and they were locked in a heated push contest.
"I hate these!" said Zoisite.
Neither one was giving up, so Zoisite put all his divine power in his crystal and it lit up.
Reika knew she was gonzo, so she leapt off the horse.
Zoisite swung his light crystal, shooting out a wave and killing Reika.
The horse let out a roar, and leapt back on its hind legs.
It threw a hoof punch straight into Zoisite's stomach, making him spit.
Then, the horse did a leaping jumping kick, but Zoisite grabbed its leg and swung it, throwing the horse into 20 people, instantly killing all.
He reeled for a minute. "I shouldn't have underestimated the horse," he said. "But come on!"
The injured crowd was lacking morale, so Zoisite took this opportunity to end them.
Zoisite shot his final attack, instantly killing every single person but expending large amounts of energy.
"It's over," said Zoisite. "I wonder where that Motoki slipped off to."
Zoisite picked up the trashcan and limped over to the Crown Arcade.
He shattered the window with a telepathic beam.
"I should have used some of those," said Zoisite. "It worked pretty good on Greg."
Zoisite grabbed the trashcan, walked to the dead center of the arcade, and got ready to dump.
That's when Motoki leapt out from inside an arcade machine, and threw a wild dropkick, sending Zoisite flying, and causing the trashcan to drop on the ground without spilling.
"Hey," said Zoisite. "You have a lot of nerve! Sending that army to fight instead of you, despicable! Sadly I'll have to end you like your sister and your wife, and your wife's horse! And that tan man! All who suffered sad deaths."
"Heh," said Motoki. "They died for a good cause. Don't you get it? Now I can finally take you out!"
"As if," laughed Zoisite. "Say hello to your old friend, Mr. Beam!"
Zoisite fired the infamous Motoki beam, and there was a bright light.
But when it dimmed, Motoki was still standing in place.
"Impossible," said Zoisite. "Am I really that weakened?!"
"No," said Motoki, in a crazed tone. "I sold my apartment in order to make this battle suit that repels against all of your known attacks."
"Yeah right," said Zoisite. Zoisite readied a crystal behind Motoki, and then continued to talk to stall him. "You've never even seen this move I'm about to use," said Zoisite. "In fact I don't know how you could have seen any of my attacks other than the beam."
"I have my resources," chuckled Motoki.
That's when Zoisite launched a crystal from behind Motoki, right at his neck.
But it shattered against his solid armor.
"Uh oh," said Zoisite. "If… if you could do that, why did you have ten men leap in the way and tank crystals for you?!"
But Motoki was too blood-lusted.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, letting out an ear-shattering battle cry and bumbling toward Zoisite.
Zoisite shot out a generic dark energy wave while yelling "Zoi!" but it passed over Motoki like a gust of wind.
Motoki grabbed Zoisite by the face, and threw him into a wall.
He didn't let go of his grip however, and continued to drag him along the wall, creating a large trail.
Zoisite tried to break free but could not.
Motoki did a triple spin, and threw Zoisite into an arcade machine, where he exploded.
Zoisite climbed to his feet.
"Youch," he said. "That stung. But good thing you just have regular human strength!"
"Wrong," said Motoki. "I just dragged you through a wall."
Zoisite tried another beam, but Motoki batted it away, blowing up the nearby business "Crown Parlor."
"I still have more tricks up my sleeve!" said Zoisite.
He shot petals at the aproned hooligan, but Motoki pressed a button on his suit.
The Crown Arcade fan system turned on, blowing the petals right back at Zoisite.
He had to leap aside to dodge.
That's when Motoki appeared behind him, and threw a quick elbow to Zoisite's spine, tossing him across the room.
Zoisite skidded across the ground like a skipping stone, doing several bounces, and then hitting a wall.
He climbed to his feet yet again. "This… this is nothing!" he said.
He shot more dark energy but nothing happened.
He needed time to charge up his fire attack.
Zoisite shot up a geyser of petals around Motoki, yelling, "Zoi!"
The petals kerfuffled Motoki, and Motoki started swinging at them like a confused man.
This gave Zoisite 5 minutes to charge up his fire attack.
Motoki tried turning on the fans but it only filled the room.
Finally the fans managed to clear the petals, but Zoisite let loose his powerful fire attack, blowing up the whole Crown Arcade forever.
There was a huge explosion, that could be visible from space, and when the smoke cleared, Motoki was unscathed.
"Drat," said Zoisite. "That was my last attack. I have to come up with something creative, fast!"
But he simply was never given the opportunity.
Motoki threw a super-enhanced sucker punch, sending Zoisite flying out of the rubble and crashing into the top of the Starlight Tower, several miles away.
Motoki did a mighty leap and appeared in front of him.
"This is it," said Zoisite. "For YOOOUUUUU!"
Zoisite spawned a Negaportal, and threw himself wildly at Motoki, putting all his last hopes into a body slam.
"I didn't calculate Zoisite using a direct attack," said Motoki. "All my calculations were off."
Motoki got tossed into the portal, and Zoisite closed it.
Then he dropped to his knees.
"Woooo," he said. "Now I see why I leave the energy gathering to Jadeite and Nephrite. This is not for me, no siree."
Queen Beryl was sitting on her throne, and Kunzite, Nephrite, and Jadeite were flocked around her, watching OK K.O. on her crystal ball.
"That pink-haired girl's cute," said Jadeite. "I wish they'd show her more."
"Shut up," said Nephrite. "I watch this show for the cliché comedy."
That's when Motoki fell out of the sky, landing on Queen Beryl's crystal ball and shattering it.
Queen Beryl screeched at the bright light shooting out of the remains of her crystal ball, and quickly retreated to the ground.
"Hey," said Jadeite. "I was watching that."
But that's when Motoki threw a punch, tossing Jadeite.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Motoki. He threw a second punch, and Nephrite blocked it, but he still skidded all the way across the room in his defensive position.
"You're no match for the Nega-" chanted Kunzite.
That's when a knee hit his jaw, and he was sent flying into a stalactite.
"Where's that crowd when you need them?" wondered Jadeite.
But before anyone could say anything, Motoki punched the ground, sending several spikes flying out in all directions.
Nephrite started hopping across them, but that's when Kunzite on a stalactite fell down, taking them both to the floor.
Nephrite leapt out of the smoke, and yelled, "Starlight Attack!"
But Motoki leapt to the side.
Jadeite ran up and shot lightning out of his palms, short-circuiting the suit since it was only designed to protect against Zoisite's attacks.
Kunzite put the area in a dark energy wave, causing them all to be inside his own dark space.
"You are powerless here," stated Kunzite.
"No," said Motoki.
He threw a punch, but it was reflected off Kunzite's solid skin.
Kunzite grabbed his arm, and then with his other hand, blasted Motoki to the great beyond.
"Farewell," said Motoki, as he rode up in a beam to heaven with the first genuine smile in his life.
Motoki closed his eyes and him and the beam became eternal.
Nephrite looked around.
"So, who unleashed that mighty beast on us when we were just trying to watch OK K.O.?" asked Nephrite.
Zoisite teleported in hesitantly.
"Is he gone?" he said.
"Wow," said Nephrite. "Sad attempt to take me out."
"Huh?" said Zoisite. "He gave you trouble? I thought the four of you could handle him, plus that whole mob that stands there."
"They weren't here today," said Kunzite. "And Beryl fled instantly. Also he seemed to have some sort of tech suit."
"Yes," said Zoisite, still very injured. "It was awful, but at least that's the last we'll see of the Furuhata family."
A dropkick hit Zoisite in the face out of nowhere, from none other than Motoki's mom.
Kunzite instantly launched a flurry of boomerangs, and she was sliced to pieces.
"Heh," said Kunzite. "That settles that."
But Motoki's mom stood back up, and spit on the ground like a cocky teen.
"That all you got, tough one?" scoffed Motoki's mom.
Nephrite threw a punch, breaking all her bones, but she held her ground.
Jadeite shot lightning, blasting her to pieces, and her pieces to bits.
Just to make sure, he shot her again, turning her to a pile of ash.
But against all odds, Motoki's mom got to her feet.
Everyone gasped, and took a step back in fear.
Zoisite limped away and fled, and Nephrite did too.
"You won't flee, right?" asked Kunzite to Jadeite.
"Mmm," said Jadeite. "I want to see how this plays out."
Motoki's mom threw a wild punch, and Kunzite ended her.
"That determination…" he said in awe.
They waited for twenty minutes, but to Kunzite's shock, she stood back up.
Kunzite had no choice but to flee, and Jadeite was the only one to remain.
"HOW?!" he demanded. "HOW?! You're just a human!"
Motoki's mom was no longer recognizable, and not classified as a living organism.
Nonetheless, she threw a jumping kick, and Jadeite fled.
Beryl's throne room was quarantined, and no one set foot in it ever again.
FIN
A/N: Wowee, it's been two years! Thanks everyone who has been reading this awesome story! :D
