"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Tell it to me now," said Beryl.

"Right-o," said Jadeite. "It is time we take the rebellious energy of the young!"

"Jadeite," said Beryl. "I could have sworn you told me this one before."

"No," said Jadeite.

"Yes," argued Beryl. "Episode 2, in fact."

"Yes," said Jadeite. "But I didn't tell you about it."

Beryl considered letting him slide, but decided not to cut Jeddy a break.

"No," said Beryl. "Come up with a new source of energy."

Jadeite shot lightning out of his palms, but Beryl absorbed it in her ball.

Jadeite waited.

The ball reflected the blast, zapping Jadeite with lightning.

"Youch," said Jed. "Alright, let me think."

The doors swung open, and Kenji Tsukino sprinted in on all fours.

He hopped onto Beryl's lap.

"Ah, Kenji!" said Beryl. "Attaboy!"

Jadeite narrowed his eyes. "What is this?" he demanded.

Kunzite appeared at once. "No!" he said. "I'm Beryl's lapdog!"

"Move aside," said Kenji.

"Yes," said Beryl. "Both of you, scram. My true lapdog is Endymion!"

"Wrong," said Endymion. "I only fight with Kunzite because I don't like him, not because I want to be your lapdog."

Suddenly the rest of the Shitennou came in.

"Oh boy," said Zoisite. "If Endymion AND Kenji are here, it must be some kind of jamboree. Where are the party favors?"

"Not the kind of jamboree I want to be at," said Jadeite. "Let's go boys, we've been replaced."

"I hate you, Beryl!" yelled Kunzite, and they all went to leave.

"Wait," said Beryl. "Kenji has something important to tell us."

Endymion left.

"Boys," said Kenji, getting on his feet and wiping off his suit. "It's time."

The Shitennou waited.

"I would like to invite you all to dinner," said Kenji

"Ah, good," said Zoisite. "I'm glad you're taking that step first, instead of jumping right into things."

"Shut up," said Kenji. "Gay kid."

Zoisite was floored.

"Am I invited?" asked Beryl.

Kenji laughed. "You're the very first one invited!"

"What's the occasion?" asked Jadeite.

"None in particular," said Kenji. "But I think in America there's some kind of holiday going on right now, about eating. And I didn't want to eat with just my family, because I hate them. Especially lil Shingle."

"I hate him too," said Beryl. "Lil rat kid."

"Wait," said Kunzite. "Is your home on Earth?"

"Yes," said Kenji.

"Wise choice," said Nephrite.

Kenji nodded. "I will see you all there at 6pm."

"Do we need disguises?" asked Jadeite, getting giddy.

"If you want," said Kenji. "It's not like my daughter is Sailor Moon or anything wacky like that, so my normal human family won't recognize your Shitennou uniforms at all. Actually, my cat might be affiliated with the Sailors somehow. She has a birthmark very similar to the black cat that hangs around with the Sailors in all photos."

"Ha," said Kunzite. "I'm not scared of a cat."

"Me neither," said Kenji. "Catch ya on the flip side!"

Kenji teleported away with toast particles.

"Wow," said Zoisite.


Ikuko Tsukino heard a knock on the door.

"Who's there?" she called.

"Ah," said Kenji. "That must be the guests I invited over."

"Guests?" asked Shingle. "Papa, you don't have any friends. AHAHAHAHA!"

"Do you want the old belt again, son?" asked Kenji.

Shingo piped down, and Kenji answered the door.

As soon as the door opened, Luna sprung up like a wild animal, and let out a wild hiss.

She sensed major Negavibes, but sadly she couldn't say anything about it in front of the family.

She went up to Usagi and started clawing at her, but Usagi was eating some pie, and threw a backhand.

"Back off!" said Usagi. "I'm trying to eat here!"

Standing at the door was some red-haired lady in a long gown. She wasn't wearing anything goofy on her head, for example that boomerang-like headpiece, but she still seemed over-dressed for the occasion.

Beside her stood a tan sea captain, and local hero Maxfield Stanton.

The two in the back weren't sporting nearly as good disguises. Zoisite was wearing the full Shitennou uniform except for the jacket, and instead was sporting an undershirt. Kunzite was wearing his full Shitennou uniform, but had a tie on.

"I thought I'd dress up," he told the others. "Since we're being treated to dinner after all."

"Ah," said Usagi, looking up. "It's that cute sea captain!"

"Who are you?" asked Jadeite.

"D'ah," said Usagi. "I was wearing a disguise that day. He won't recognize me. Sad."

"What is this!?" yelled Shingo. "Did a clown car break down outside our house, and they need to call for a ride back to the circus?"

"Your kid needs some discipline," said Jadeite. "Own any belts?"

"Yes," said Kenji. "I'll give him a stern whacking after dinner."

"You couldn't whack me if you tried, old man!" yelled Shingo.

"Shingo," said Ikuko. "Sit down and eat your food, and stop causing such a ruckus."

"Hello, young boys," said Grandpa, sitting at the head of the table with a bib, awaiting his meal.

"Say," said Usagi. "Where's Rei and Chad?"

"Ah," said Grandpa. "Sadly they weren't invited. Kenji only invited me."

"I'm a smart man," stated Kenji.

"Wow," said Jadeite. "What a line up. You invited the all-stars to this dinner."

Jadeite took his seat next to Ikuko.

"Mmm," he said. "What's for grub?"

"Lots of things," said Ikuko. "Kenji told me he'd be having many friends over, so I made a full buffet."

"Hot dog!" said Jadeite. "I haven't eaten this good in years!"

"You didn't even get your food yet," said Maxfield.

"Maxfield Stanton," said Ikuko. "It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Maxfield Stanton," thought Usagi. "Hmm, that name sounds familiar. But it's so generic, I just can't put my finger on it."

That's when none other than Kunzite of the Negaverse sat down at the table, right next to Shingle.

Usagi let out a gasp.

"Luna!" she cried.

Luna just hissed at her, and gave her a look like this had been what she was trying to tell her all along or something.

"So much negative vibes," thought Luna. "Surely at least one of them is from the Negaverse!"

Usagi continued to stare at Kunzite in shock, wondering why on Earth her dad would invite such an evil man to dinner.

"Eyes to yourself," said Zoisite. "He's taken."

Usagi had no choice but to try to make a break for her room, to grab the Moon Wand which she had hanging on the wall.

But Ikuko blocked her path.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asked.

"Pls," said Usagi. "I need to get something important. It will take one second!"

"It's rude to leave the dining table without being dismissed," said Ikuko, who was one with Japanese customs. "Sit back down."

Usagi tried to make a break for it, but Ikuko threw a backhand, and then threw three punches to Usagi's stomach, and then a wild kick.

Usagi dropped to the floor. "NO!" she said. "We're all in danger!"

"Wombo combo!" yelled Shingo.

"Can it, loser," said Kenji. "You're next."

Jadeite had a fork and knife in his hand, and was banging the table.

"Where's my food!?" he demanded.

"Jadeite!" said Beryl. "Show some manners, you're embarrassing us!"

"Sorry," said Queen Beryl to Ikuko.

Usagi tried to crawl away, but Ikuko threw a powerful kick, paralyzing her.

She got back in her chair.

"Now you will stay until your plate is clean and you are dismissed!" shouted Ikuko.

"Yes mom," said Usagi sadly.

"Strict parents," said Zoisite. "I could never live in this kind of house. Hey, pass the ketchup?"

Usagi passed the ketchup.

"Say thank you," yelled Beryl at Zoisite. "We're guests here!"

"Thanks," mumbled Zoisite.

Finally the food arrived, and Jadeite dug in with his hands.

Shingle did too, and was chewing with his mouth open.

"Kids," shrugged Kenji out loud.

"I know, right?" said Beryl.

"Stop that," said Kunzite to Shingle. "You're contaminating my plate!"

"Shut up, white-haired dweeb!" barked Shingle. "What are you, 80? Where are your dentures?"

"Shingle!" said Kenji. "Don't talk to Kunzite that way!"

Usagi looked at Kenji in shock. "Did you say Kunzite?" she asked.

"Yes," said Kenji. "He's my friend from the Dark Kingdom."

Luna let out a loud meow.

"No pets at the table," said Ikuko, throwing a kick at Luna.

Luna dodged, and fled away.

"Wild cat," said Zoisite.

"I've always been a fan of animals," said Kunzite.

"Kenji my boy," said Grandpa. "Your daughter is in her prime."

"What does that mean?" asked Kenji angrily.

"It means it's time she wed," stated Grandpa. "Are you looking for any suitors?"

"No," said Kenji. "I already have a suitor for my daughter. He lives around the same neighborhood. His name is Gurio Umino."

Nephrite, who had been enjoying his food this whole time, put down his fork.

"That boy is bad news," said Nephrite. "I've heard from Molly that he dressed up like a girl once for a talent show."

"Wait!" said Usagi. "You expect me to marry Melvin?!"

"Yes," said Ikuko. "We've already arranged it with his parents."

"Melvin," said Kenji. "Now there's a boy for you! Ho ho ho!"

"No," said Nephrite. "He dressed up like a girl to sing in a talent show. Molly told me herself," he repeated.

"You know Molly?" asked Ikuko. "Are you her adopted father or something?"

"No," said Nephrite. "We've been dating for a long time."

"That can't be right," said Ikuko. "Molly is just a young girl, and you're a grown man."

"Wait," said Usagi. "Maxfield Stanton…"

"Hey," said Zoisite. "There's this guy Mamoru Chiba, and he's dating a young girl too. I think she's also named Usagi."

"Well that can't be our girl," said Kenji. "She is not dating anyone, especially not a grown man. Otherwise, I might have to have a serious talk with my daughter, one involving a belt."

"Hmm," said Zoisite. "Did you know Mamoru Chiba is Tuxedo Mask? Total nuisance."

"Now that I think about it, my daughter does look at this locket a lot. But she said a boy did not give it to her," stated Kenji.

"What if she's a lesbian?" asked Jadeite.

"Jadeite," said Beryl. "Can you control yourself?"

"No," said Jadeite sadly.

"This is a table," said Beryl. "We don't use language like that."

"Amen," said Ikuko.

"I think Ikuko's a lesbian!" blurted out hyperboy Shingle.

That's when Kenji stood up, pushing out his chair.

"Shingle," he said. "Come with me."

Shingle took off running, and Kenji took off his belt.

"It's time!" shouted Kenji, dashing off.

"Mmm," said Grandpa. "I wouldn't mind if I were Shingle right now. Hoo hoo!"

The Shitennou looked at him, and everyone stopped eating.

Ikuko looked around awkwardly.

Suddenly they heard Shingo scream, followed by the sound of some sort of whip.

"YOUCH!" yelled Shingo.

Then they heard the sound of Shingo throwing a blow.

"OWWWWWWW!" yelled Kenji. "You're gonna pay for that!"

This was followed by more whip sounds.

"This isn't the worst dinner I've been to," admitted Beryl.

"This food's delicious!" said Jadeite, regaining his appetite.

Kenji sat down at the table with a black eye.

"Shingo is no longer with us," he said with fake sadness.

"What happened?" asked Jadeite.

"He hit the hay," said Kenji. "Permanently."

"Sad," said Zoisite. "I'm gonna miss the little bugger."

Kunzite leaned over and whispered in Kenji's ear, "What really happened?"

"I knocked his lights out permanently," said Kenji, not in a whisper.

Ikuko started to cry.

"I'm not hungry anymore," said Usagi. She took this opportunity to flee.

Luna was waiting for her in her room.

"Usagi!" cried Luna. "Did you hear what happened to Shingle?!"

"I don't care about that," said Usagi. "That was Kunzite down there!"

"Yes," said Luna. "And my instincts tell me the rest were associated with the Negaverse as well, even Queen Beryl!"

"That name does sound familiar," admitted Usagi. "What do we do?! Do you think they have found out my identity and have come to attack, or are they really somehow pals with Kenji?"

"Kenji is an evil man," said Luna. "He just killed his son recently. Either way, I think it's time to call the other Scouts."

"Right," said Usagi. "Go grab the communicator, I'll try to hold them off with my Moon Wand.

She picked it up, but suddenly the door opened.

Kunzite, the other guy who looked somewhat familiar but could not be placed, Maxfield Stanton, and the sea captain all entered the room.

Usagi had no choice but to hide the Moon Wand in her bust.

"Get lost going to the bathroom?" she asked. "It's the other way down the hall."

"No," said Kunzite. "Kenji sent us up here to hang out with his daughter, because they're doing an after-dinner poker game, and they said it was only for the mature. Apparently they think I'm a young kid or something, ridiculous."

"Nice room," said Zoisite, sitting down on the bed next to Luna. "Can I pet your kitty?"

"No," said Usagi. "She doesn't like people."

Luna tried to escape, and did.

However, the communicator was still in the bedroom.

"Drat!" thought Luna. "I guess I'll have to run to their houses on foot! The closest house is Ami's, but sadly that's 10 miles away!"

Luna took off running.

"Uh, how about you guys go into Shingle's room?" asked Usagi. "I'm not really in the mood for company after… uh… the death of my brother!"

"Ah!" said Jadeite. "I remember what it was like when I was a teenager. So much love drama. I feel ya!"

"You didn't even go to high school," said Nephrite. "You dropped out to join the army."

"Which army?!" demanded Usagi. "Who are you people, really?!"

"Ah," said Jadeite. "I remember it like it was yesterday. It was the midst of the Vietnam War, and America asked Japan for some soldiers. I was drafted, unfortunately."

"No," said Usagi. "That was many years ago, longer than you could have been alive."

"Alright, you got me," said Jadeite. "I dropped out because I didn't feel like going."

"Good story," said Zoisite. "I could have come up with a better one though."

Usagi turned to see Kunzite looking through her dressers.

"Mmmm," he considered.

"Get out of there!" said Usagi. "You socially awkward guy!"

Kunzite shrugged. "I should be down there playing poker."

Jadeite turned on the TV. "Ah, you have the Sailor V game! I hate the Sailors!"

"Aha!" said Sailor Moon. "Why would a sea captain hate Sailors?"

"Oops," said Jadeite. He thought of a story fast. "I don't like fake sailors," said Jadeite. "I'm the only real sailor."

"True that," said Maxfield. "Hey, young girl. Are you in need of tennis lessons?"

"No!" barked Usagi.

"Hmm," said Nephrite. "What school do you go to?"

"Juuban," said Sailor Moon.

"Ahh!" said Nephrite. "Do you know my girl Molly? She goes there too!"

"Wait a minute, Nephrite?!" asked Usagi.

"Yeah?" said Nephrite. "Oh, shoot! How'd you know?"

Usagi thought for a long time. She considered taking one out with the Moon Wand, but surely the other three would blitz her. And her transformation takes so long, that they'd easily be able to end her. She also didn't know if she could use the Moon Wand in her base or not. If it didn't work, it'd be a suicide. Additionally, if she attacked Kunzite with the Moon Wand, he'd hold her off long enough for the other three to blitz her. But if she didn't go for him…

"Molly told me," said Usagi. "She's a good pal."

"Yes," said Nephrite. "She's the greatest!"

"NOOOOO!" shouted Jadeite.

Usagi jumped out of her skin. "What!?" she demanded.

"I just died! And that was my final life!" screamed Jadeite.

He threw the stick at the TV screen, sending the screen to the ground.

"Hey!" said Usagi.

"Sorry," said Jed, putting the TV back where it was. "There's only a few minor cracks, it should be fine."

"Well, I'm going to go downstairs and see how my mom is doing. She didn't take Shingo's finale lightly," said Usagi.

She headed for the door, but Kunzite slid in the way.

"Sorry," he said. "Kenji said he didn't want anyone interrupting the poker game, or he'd have Queen Beryl kill them."

"Hmm," thought Usagi. "I need to use the restroom," she said.

"Sorry," said Kunzite. "I can't let anyone leave this room. It's for your own good, that Kenji is a lunatic!"

Usagi retreated. She looked out the blinds to see how far of a fall it would be. She could slide down part of the roof, but it'd still be a pretty big fall. But if she did get down, she would have enough time to transform.

She began to open the window.

"Ah," said Jadeite. "Nice breeze! Step aside, that game was starting to make me heated."

Jadeite took the spot at the window. "Mmmmmm, refreshing."

"Nice bed," said Zoisite, laying down for a snooze.

Usagi realized she could text the Sailors on her phone, and started typing a message.

The phone ran out of batteries, because that lil shitter Shingo took her charger and lost it in his room.

"NO!" said Usagi. "Hurry up, Luna!" she thought. "They're probably getting ready to attack!"

She looked around to see the Shitennou goofing off.

"They don't seem hostile," she thought. "How long does it take me to transform in real time? I might be able to do it before they're able to notice!"

She thought back to all her transformations. "Mamoru Chiba did have enough time to react in that elevator, so it must take longer than a second. But could it be implied that that was after I transformed? I hope it doesn't take more than a second… Otherwise I would have been standing there nude for quite a while."


Luna sprinted on all fours to Ami's house. Many cars sped past her.

"I should hop a ride," she considered. "But can I make the jump?"

She continued to dash faster than ever, like that time the Earth Kingdom was invading.

"Wait a minute," realized Luna. "Why am I going to Ami's house!? She won't be of any help!"

Luna took a turn, and headed for Makoto's.


Kunzite and Nephrite laid down a table.

"It's time," said Kunzite, sticking his arm out.

Nephrite grabbed his hand, and they became locked in an intense arm-wrestling match.

"Go Nephrite!" said Jadeite.

"Is Zoisite watching?" asked Kunzite.

"No," said Nephrite. "He's sleeping."

"Drat," said Kunzite. "Beating you has no purpose now."

Kunzite took the dive.

"Yes!" yelled Nephrite, standing up and cheering for himself.

Jadeite applauded.

"Wanna take a turn?" Nephrite asked Usagi.

"No thanks," said Usagi.

"Don't get too giddy now," said Kunzite. "I let you win."

"Sure," said Nephrite. "Tell yourself that."

"No!" said Kunzite. "I actually let you win!"

"Wrong," said Nephrite. "You've never been shown to have superhuman muscular strength, only strong magic."

"Same thing!" argued Kunzite. "I once kept all the Sailors trapped in a dome, almost killing them!"

"Yes," said Jadeite. "And then Sailor Venus shot you on the hands."

"Who told you that!?" said Kunzite.

"Beryl," said Jadeite. "She told me what happens when one gets too clueless, and used you as an example."

"Hmph," said Kunzite.

"Why would you do that to the Sailors?" demanded Usagi. "That wasn't nice at all!"

"What are you?" scoffed Kunzite. "Some kind of Sailor fanatic? They will all soon die by my hand!"

"Watch it," said Jadeite. "We're supposed to be humans."

"Right," said Kunzite. "Then I guess I'll kill them with a gun or something."

"I always wanted to try using a rifle," said Nephrite. "If someone hopped on my property, I'd just shoot them with a rifle."

Nephrite thought for a second. "I always wanted to be a park ranger, and give up all this evil nonsense."

"Dumb kid," said Jadeite. "You don't even like animals."

"True," said Nephrite. "But I like shooting poachers."

They all sat around some more, passing the time.

"I wish Beryl would take us home already," said Kunzite.

"Yes," agreed Jadeite.

Meanwhile, Nephrite was eyeing Kenji's daughter top to bottom.

"Eyes to yourself!" said Usagi, covering herself.

"Mmm," said Nephrite.

"Nephrite," said Jadeite. "Why do you like them so young?"

"Shut up," said Nephrite. "Why does Kunzite like men?"

"Hey," said Kunzite. "To be fair, Beryl's not a man. At least I hope not."

"By the way," said Nephrite. "I don't like anyone young. I prefer the term, 'ripe.'"

"Are people fruits?" asked Jadeite.

"Shut up," said Nephrite. "1v1 me in Sailor V!"

"You're on!" said Jed. "But I call Sailor V!"

"The only character is Sailor V," said Nephrite.

"I hate Sailor V," said Kunzite. "Shooting people in the hands like it's nobody's business. I'll end her one of these days."

Kunzite leaned against the door. "I'll end all of them, I tell you! The blue one, the red one, Sailor V, the green one, and of course, that pest Sailor Moon!"

That's when the door swung open, tossing Kunzite to the ground.

Standing outside was all the Sailor Scouts, and their jingle started to play.

"It's over, Negascum!" yelled one of the Sailors.

"What is this?!" demanded Nephrite, standing up. "Did Kenji invite you freaks here too!?"

In that split second, Zoisite was tossed out of a sound sleep through the wall by the Moon Wand.

"AHHHHHH!" he screamed.

Nephrite and Jed spun around.

"Sailor Moon!" they yelled.

Sailor Moon swung the Moon Wand, sending Jadeite and Nephrite for a loop.

"Fools!" said Kunzite. He hopped to his feet. "It's over!" he shouted.

Suddenly Sailor Venus shot him in the hands with a Crescent Beam.

"No!" he screamed. He ran up and drop-kicked her.

"I didn't do anything wrong, I just came to eat some dinner!" said Kunzite.

"How did they know we were here?!" demanded Jadeite. "And where did Kenji's daughter go!?"

"Doesn't matter," said Nephrite, who started chanting to the stars.

"O great stars," he said. "You know the rest."

He fired a scattershot out of his hands, sending the Sailors for a loop.

Kenji heard a ruckus upstairs, and began marching up the steps.

"What is going on over here?!" he demanded, taking off his belt.

He opened the door to see that all hell had broken loose in Usagi's room, as the five Sailors battled three of the Shitennou.

"Where's my daughter!?" cried Kenji. "I can't lose two kids in one night!"

Nephrite threw a powerful punch, crippling Sailor Mercury, and Jadeite shot lightning out of his hands.

Jupiter shot lightning out of her hands too, and there was a large explosion.

When the smoke cleared, Jupiter threw a punch, surprisingly tossing Jadeite.

Kunzite was rubbing his hands. "Poor boys," he said.

He took off his gloves and examined them. "Hmm," he said. "I'm gonna need some Neosporin."

Suddenly he turned around to see the Moon Wand flying at him.

"Shoot!" he said.

"Hey," said Nephrite.

Kunzite was about to take a minor hit, when Kenji slid in the way with his arms out.

"STTTTTOOOOOP!" he yelled.

Sailor Moon tried to retract the beam, however it wasn't the same as the tiara, and Kenji was blasted to bits.

But suddenly Kenji stood up, and gripped his belt.

"It's over," he said. "I won't let you hurt my boys."

He whipped his belt on the ground, sending a sonic wave, tossing Sailor Moon into the distance.

The Moon Wand dropped to the ground.

"MIIIIIIIIINE!" yelled Jadeite, diving for it.

But the Moon Wand had a mind of its own, and slapped Jadeite with its handle, tossing him into the wall.

Zoisite climbed back into the house.

"What's going on!?" he demanded. "I was just sleeping, and someone blasted me with the Moon Wand!"

But the Moon Wand had lost control.

It swung itself, sending Zoisite into the distance.

"AAAAAHHHH!" cried Zoisite.

Kunzite stared at his hands.

"I remember when the Moon Wand hit me that one time. It just moved on its own, like it's doing now! Rowdy creature!"

Jadeite was clenching his head. "I knew we should have brought Metalia. But I don't think she can disguise herself very well. But we could have kept her in a jar or something."

That's when Queen Beryl dashed in and pulled out a jar of Metalia.

She threw it to the ground like some kind of splash potion, and Metalia burst out.

"I'm FREEEEEEE!" she yelled.

She flew out the window and never returned.

"Yikes," said Beryl. "Then I'll just get this crystal myself!"

Queen Beryl spawned a giant crystal, and screamed.

She aimed it at the paralyzed Sailor Mercury, and got ready to throw it.

But suddenly Ikuko flew up the stairs, and hit Beryl with a tray.

She dropped the crystal into her knee.

"NOOOO!" she screamed.

She threw a wild punch at Ikuko, but Ikuko tanked it with her tray.

Beryl tackled Ikuko down the steps, and they rolled down into the living room while Grandpa sat there patiently, licking his lips.

"Mighty fighty," he said.

Sailor Mars shot fire at Nephrite, but Kenji swung his whip, repelling the attack.

"That's enough, Kenji," said Nephrite. "We can handle them on our own."

"No," said Kenji. "I can handle them on my own!"

He swung his belt, getting Sailor Mars by the leg.

He yanked the belt, sending her to the floor.

He retracted the belt, and then threw a dropkick, ending Sailor Mars permanently.

"Look at him go," said Kunzite. "No wonder Beryl keeps him around."

Jupiter shot lightning, but Kenji dodged it with his incredible speeds.

She came at Kenji fists-a-flying, but Kenji dodged it, similar to how Endymion dodged her blows.

Kenji threw a punch into Makoto's stomach, sending Makoto back into her base form.

The punch was so powerful she spit blood and died.

There was a sonic wave several seconds after, and Kenji retracted the blow.

Sailor Venus shot a beam straight for Kenji's mortal heart, but Kenji dodged it, and swung his belt, tossing Venus to the floor.

He then swung it again, instantly ending her.

He was about to finish off Sailor Mercury, but no one stopped him so he did.

That's when someone, or something, got him in a full nelson.

"Who!?" demanded Kenji. "What?!"

He turned to see none other than Shingo's spirit.

"DIE!" shouted Shingo.

He leapt out the window, still holding Kenji.

They tumbled down the roof and fell into the car.

Shingo's ghost pushed down on the gas, attempting to drive the car into moving traffic.

But Kenji swung his belt, instantly killing Shingo's spirit and sending it on its way.

Meanwhile, Queen Beryl pulled open a kitchen cabinet, and took out a blade.

Ikuko pulled out the battle knife she always kept in her pocket, and swung it at Beryl.

Beryl shot a laser out of her eyes, putting Ikuko in an eternal sleep.

"Watch it," said Kenji, heading down the stairs covered in blood.

"Sorry," said Beryl. "She attacked me."

"Ah," said Kenji. "She's a feisty one. But that's why I love her! Release her from her slumber, please."

Beryl did, but Ikuko threw another punch, so Kenji had to swing down his belt, killing her.

"Mmm," said Grandpa. "Jolly good show."

He licked his lips and left.