"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"But is it a source that will last us a long time?" asked Beryl.

"Actually," said Jadeite. "I've been thinking. Remember that music episode?"

"No," said Beryl. "I skipped that one. Very boring. In fact, they removed it from the first dub, because it was so boring."

"Actually no," said Jadeite. "I think it was removed because the thought of someone being followed by my bat Youma was too spoopy. That's why they cut Zoisite chasing Crane Machine Joe."

"Did they really?" asked Beryl.

"I believe so," said Jadeite. "It's a pity too, it was a good scene."

"Yes," said Beryl. "Don't worry, Viz will fix it."

"Wrong," said Jadeite. "Viz are criminals. They want to charge $20 for 20 episodes!"

"What?! NO!" cried Beryl.

"Yes," said Jadeite. "And they block all my YouTube videos, if a clip is more than 30 seconds long. But only in America."

"Those fiends!" said Beryl. "They don't have the right! They didn't make the show!"

"I know," said Jadeite. "It keeps me up at night, honestly. Is it such a crime to have a 32 second video of such an insignificant scene, such as Yuuichirou fighting Koan?"

"Who?" asked Beryl.

"So I was thinking of taking energy from plants," said Jadeite. "Don't you remember we used one to test my music plan, and energy was in fact removed from the plant?"

"Ah," said Beryl. "I do remember now. However, I don't think plants are a sufficient source."

"Why not?" asked Jed. "They can't fight back."

"I don't know," said Beryl. "Aren't there different kinds of energy? I would assume that plant energy isn't as good as human energy. Isn't that true. Jadeite?"

Jadeite shrugged. "Energy's not my expertise."

Beryl looked at him. "Don't use plants," she decided.

"Alright," said Jadeite. "I'll just do a plan similar to my gym one. Maybe this time it will be a yoga class. I can't believe idiots just step into a not even disguised energy pod."

"Ah!" said Beryl. "That was one of your only successful ones! Didn't you hit several humans, many times?"

"Yes!" said Jadeite. "They got addicted to my draining pods, almost like a drug! In fact, if I used this one teacher one more time, she would have died."

"Why would she die?" asked Beryl.

"I don't know," said Jadeite. "I guess you run out of energy eventually, if you don't have time to get it back."

"Wait!" said Beryl. "Did that teacher ever recover?"

"I think so," said Jadeite. "She eventually got her energy back."

"Nice," said Beryl. "I see a puzzle, but I'm having trouble putting the pieces together."

Suddenly something flickered in Jadeite's mind, and he sprinted away.

"Good luck with the yoga plan!" called Beryl.

Jadeite ran into his room.

Nephrite gave him a nod when he passed him in the hall.

"Darn soda machine," said Nephrite.

In his space, Jadeite set up a drawing board, and took many notes.

He thought back to the Alan and An episodes, and recalled many people getting hit for energy many times.

"They all were fine later!" said Jadeite. "All of them! Humans are endless reserves of energy, if given enough time! Just like plants, producing fruits!"

Jadeite paced for many hours.

"Alan and An..." he repeated. "Although a non-canon filler arc, it provided a lot of information about how energy works! Alan and An didn't want to kill people, so they only took enough to make people sleep. Judging from my gym plan, you can take a lot of energy from someone before they croak, and can do it again soon. Yes, YES!"

Jadeite punched a wall and then back-flipped three times.


A month passed, and Nephrite finally got his snack from the soda machine.

He considered teleporting back to his mansion, but decided to take a lap around the Negaverse.

He ran into Zoisite and Kunzite.

"Drat," he said. "There goes my good time."

"At ease, soldier," said Kunzite. "We're not here for a fight. We heard a lot of construction going on around empty sectors of the Negaverse. Someone might be invading, or someone might have wandered in and made it their home. Beryl sent us to go investigate."

Nephrite shook his soda, and realized there was more than half left.

"Alright," he said. "I'll tag along."

"Greeeat," said Zoisite.

"Shut up," said Nephrite.

The Shitennou arrived in the Negawasteland, however, there was a large, almost enormous faculty built.

They entered cautiously.

"There might be squatters living in here," warned Kunzite, charging a blast in his hands.

When they entered the main room, it seemed to be some nicely lit, almost greenhouse-like structure.

"What is this?" they demanded.

"Ah!" said Jadeite appearing.

He had a straw hat on, and a piece of hay in his mouth that he was chewing on. He had overalls over his Shitennou jacket.

"Nice get-up," said Nephrite. "Are you farmer Jed today?"

"Yes," said Jadeite. "I've been farmer Jed for the past month."

"What is this?" demanded Zoisite.

"Ah," said Jadeite. "Let me introduce you to my energy farm."

"Energy farm?" asked Kunzite.

Nephrite crossed his arms and scoffed. "No such thing exists," he said. "All baloney."

"Wrong," said Jadeite. "Let me show you how it works. Come, my children," he said, leading the way.

Zoisite shrugged and decided to follow.

Nephrite and Kunzite followed moments later.

Jadeite brought them to a huge auditorium-like room.

"This is where I farm the humans," he said.

The Shitennou gasped.

"Jadeite!" they said. "Did you really go to Earth and capture hundreds of humans, and then put them all in cage-like contraptions in the Negaverse?!"

"Yes," said Jadeite. "We should have done this a long time ago. I just took a couple buses worth of people, and a few select people."

"But why?!" demanded Kunzite. "This is inhumane!"

"So?" scoffed Jadeite.

"How does it work?" asked Nephrite, examining Motoki's cage closely.

"Ah," said Jadeite. "You see, I feed them well, and give them a nice bed for rest. Every few weeks, I drain all their energy, several times in fact, with a couple days in between each grab. Once they dry out, they take a long nap and recover. This is why the process takes a couple weeks. I drain them until they're nearly dead, and their hearts beat once a minute, almost like a coma."

"Wow," said Nephrite, more amazed than disgusted.

"That's almost brilliant," admitted Zoisite.

"Yes," said Jadeite. "I have it down to a formula. It's like harvesting tomatoes. In fact, that's why I call it a farm. I have several sectors of humans that I drain at different times, so I have almost a continuous stream of energy. Currently, it's hooked up straight to Metalia's pod by that pipe running across the ceiling."

"No," said Kunzite. "This is very cruel!"

"So?" repeated Jadeite. "We will destroy the Earth when Metalia awakes anyway. Honestly, I should be draining them until they die, but then I'd have to get more humans. I guess I could mate them like simple farm animals, but that's more effort than how I'm doing it now."

The Shitennou had nothing else to say. They were all shocked by Jadeite's genius.

"Also," continued Jadeite. "I really really am a farmer, since I grow all the food the humans need here. It's an entirely self-contained project. I have an assortment of crops so they don't get too bored and give up on living. I also put wheels to run on in some of the cages, and move humans there if they start to get depressed. Oh, and one more thing. Once the plants produce as much food as they can, their energy also goes to Metalia! Although as it turns out plant energy is not much. But it still builds up over time."

Nephrite walked out and left.

"So," said Zoisite, getting down to business. "How do I build myself one of these?"

"Sorry," said Jadeite. "It's a patented design. But I would build you a small one for a large amount of money."

"We don't use money here," said Zoisite.

"Oh," said Jadeite. "Then I'll take a piece of your castle in exchange."

"Screw you," said Zoisite. "I can figure this out myself."

"Cya," said Jadeite.

He walked by Ms. Haruna's cage and threw her a dog treat.

"Ah, Kunzite, you're still here," said Jadeite, as Kunzite examined Ms. Haruna's cell.

"Yes," said Kunzite, very amazed.

"Ah, Ms. Haruna," said Jadeite, patting the cage. "She has been shown to be very resilient, and in fact I hit her for energy in several different episodes, one being the radio episode, and one the gym, where I hit her many times. Some humans are just naturally gifted, I suppose!"

"Hmmm," said Kunzite.


Jadeite woke up at the crack of dawn to a rooster letting out a howl.

"Hmm," said Jadeite, putting on his hay cap. "Another day on the farm!"

He opened up a six pack of hay and put one in his mouth.

"That'll do it," he said.

He teleported down to the farm, and to his surprise, there was a small mob.

"Jadeite," said Nephrite, the first to confront the farmer.

"What do you want?" asked Jadeite. "A farmer's day is busy."

"Who gave you this idea?" demanded Nephrite. "There's no way you came up with it on your own. Was it Zoisite? Was it Evil Endymion?"

"No," said Jadeite. "I just rewatched Season 1, and also Alan and An filler. And then it just dawned on me."

"Grrr," said Nephrite. "Either way, it's not fair! You don't deserve success! I work twice as hard as you!"

Jadeite let out a chuckle. "Don't be jealous, laddy. Your day will come, just not soon. How's that targeting people at the peak of their energy going?"

"Shut up," said Nephrite.

"Ah, Queen Beryl!" said Jadeite. "You decided to pay me a visit in my workplace."

"Yes," said Beryl. "This is amazing. You are the best Shitennou. I'm promoting you above Kunzite. At this rate, we won't even need that silly Silver Crystal! We can just get Metalia to 100% by pure energy!"

Jadeite nodded with glee.

"Say," said Beryl. "You should hook some of this energy up to my crystal ball. I could be invincible."

"I don't think so," said Jadeite.

"I'll kill you!" said Beryl.

"Fine," said Jadeite. "But who will run the farm? It only responds to my fingerprint, and you won't know how to tend to the many crops."

Beryl was steamed.

"Fine," barked Beryl. "I'll just have Metalia kill you when she awakes."

"She could try," said Jadeite. "But then I'd cut off her energy flow."

"Alright, alright," said Beryl. "How about you sell me just a couple gallons, and I can use them to hypnotise Mamoru Chiba many times! Last time I had to use all my ball energy, so when Sailor Moon came in I was a sitting duck and got killed by a rose."

"Haha," said Jadeite. "You shouldn't go around wasting energy. It's a precious resource."

Beryl thought for a long time. "Alright, I'll give you Kunzite's house, and that big statue behind my throne that it's sort of attached to, all for 20 gallons of energy!"

"Throw in your head boomerang, and I'll make it a deal," said Jadeite.

"Hey, no!" said Zoisite, who was a regular at the farm. He was in fact laying on the ground trying to figure out the mechanics.

"Gee," said Jadeite. "It's like you live here."

"It's nice," said Nephrite. "He's not at my house ever. I don't think he ever leaves this place. You might as well give away his castle, Beryl."

"Noooooo!" said Zoisite. "If I was going to give away my castle, I'd use it for the blueprints for this masterpiece."

"Hmm," said Jadeite. "Do you think you can top that bid, Beryl?"

"I already have!" cried Beryl. "I own the lease to Zoisite's house, in fact everything in the Negaverse."

"Ha," said Nephrite. "You don't own my mansion. How about that, Jadeite? The stars are included."

"Tempting," said Jadeite. "If I'm going to sell the blueprints, I'd have to make a good deal. Because once they're out, everyone will have them, and no one will buy energy anymore."

"That's monopoly!" said Zoisite. "Beryl, don't we have a Negalaw against that?"

"We do," said Beryl. "But Jadeite's feeding energy directly to Metalia, and honestly I couldn't be any happier. Plus, he might actually outrank me at this point to Metalia."

"Indeed," said Jadeite. "Now run along, children. Visiting hours aren't for a while."

The crowd stormed off.

"I hate you," said Kenji.

Jadeite closed the door.

"Ah," said Jadeite. "Energy season's coming, time to get to work."

Jadeite tended to his cash crop while whistling Old McDonald.

Suddenly, he spotted Nephrite freeloading.

"Back off," said Jadeite. "I told you it's not visiting hours."

"Fine," said Nephrite. He headed for the door.

"HEEEEEY!" screamed Nephrite, turning around.

"What is it?" demanded Jadeite.

"That's MULLY in there!" shouted Nephrite.

"Yes," said Jadeite. "She's one of my biggest energy donors."

"Get her out of there!" said Nephrite.

"No can do," said Jadeite. "She's already given me energy six times this week. She's our prime cash cow. Just think of how many times she got her energy taken in the course of the series. Like four times in the Alan and An arc! She's a pro!"

Nephrite threw a powerful punch, right into Jadeite's chest.

It was a direct hit, but when he retracted his punch, Jadeite was still standing unscathed.

"What is this?!" demanded Nephrite.

Jadeite just shook his head. "Of course I would use some of the energy to keep myself in tip-top shape!" laughed Jed.

He threw a sonic punch into Nephrite's stomach, releasing all his divine energy in one punch.

Nephrite was sent flying, and met a wall face-to-face.

Nephrite weakly got to his feet.

"I'm a master at controlling my energy," said Jadeite. "Just like that time Tuxedo put his divine energy in a rose, to kill Beryl in fact. And since I have unlimited reserves, I don't even get weaker after I use energy!"

Nephrite shot a random projectile.

Jadeite didn't even bother blocking, but it flew right past him, and Molly's cage blew up.

"Hey!" said Jadeite.

Mully took off running, but collapsed from lack of energy.

"I'll be back, Mully!" called Nephrite, fleeing with his life.


Zoisite sat in his house, thinking.

"I need a plan," he said. "I'm too lazy to build a whole energy farm. Kunzite's a good workhorse, but it'd still take a very long time. I just gotta somehow rewire Jed's farm to my own reserves. If only I knew how that thing worked."

Zoisite waited.

"I'm a smart guy," he said finally. "I can figure it out."

He teleported into Metalia's chamber.

"Good," he said. "Metalia's still not awoken, or she's just sleeping. Do blobs sleep?" he wondered.

Zoisite took the pipe out of Metalia's pod, and put his mouth to it.

"Mmm, good energy," he said.


"Jadeite," said Beryl, sitting on her throne. "Metalia's only gone up 2% today."

"That's not right," said Jadeite. "I get way more. In fact I just harvested a whole batch this morning."

"Hmmm," said Beryl. "You might want to check the pipes, perhaps there's a leak."

Jadeite gasped. "No! All that energy flowing to nowhere!"

Jadeite took off running.

Suddenly, the throne room doors swung open, and Zoisite entered the room.

"Zoisite," said Beryl suspiciously. "Is it just me, or do you have a blueish glow? You look like you stepped in some radioactive waste, and are glowing in the dark."

"Mmmm," said Zoisite.

He took a step towards Beryl, shaking the whole room.

Queen Beryl's crystal ball started spazzing out at the intense energy. It took its own life.

"This energy!" screamed Beryl. "Where is it coming from?!"

Suddenly Zoisite fired a charged Motoki beam, and Beryl went flying with the beam.

"METALIA-SAMAAAA!" she howled, as she entered the afterlife like a broken tape recorder.

Suddenly Nephrite walked in, and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Zoisite," said Nephrite. "Have you always been blue?"

Suddenly Nephrite was hit by a strong wave of energy. "No!" he said. "I haven't felt something like this since Kunzite once showed me his full power!"

But before Nephrite could regain his bearings, Zoisite came flying at him with a crystal like a madman.

Nephrite quickly spawned a sword, parrying the attack.

But Zoisite pushed back with the crystal.

"No no nno nono no!" said Nephrite.

That's when Zoisite put all his divine energy into his crystal, similar to what he did against a crippled Mamoru Chiba. His crystal glowed, and Nephrite was defeated.

"Why am I getting defeated by weaklings!?" escaped in Nephrite's last breath.

He dropped to the ground and died.

"Heh heh!" said Zoisite.

He left.

Nephrite laid there for ten minutes, and then suddenly a ball of energy appeared and circled around him.

It then flew into his heart, and Nephrite stood back up.

"Ah," he said. "It was smart to steal a gallon of Jed's energy and use it as a last reserve. But seriously though, this can't go on anymore!"


Jadeite entered Metalia's chambers.

"Ah, here's the problem!" he said. "Metalia got unplugged! What kind of scoundrel could have done that?"

Jadeite plugged the energy source back into Metalia. "Good as new," he said.

He left.

Nephrite walked in seconds later.

"Aha!" he realized.

He ripped the funnel from Metalia and began chugging energy.

"Mmmmmmm," he said.

"Three second rule," said Kenji, tapping his feet impatiently.

"Buzz off," said Nephrite. "This isn't an elementary school water fountain."

"Fine," said Kenji. "If you're going to abuse the system, then I might have to abuse it myself!"

There was a significantly long line behind Kenji.

"Is he done yet?" demanded Thetis.

"Hurry up!" called Prince Endymion.

"Is the same guy STILL up there?" asked Motoki from the back of the line.

"Move it along!" barked Grandpa.

"Everyone step aside!" called Kunzite from the back. "I should have some sort of priority here!"

"You don't even need energy," said Endymion. "You have enough."

"No," said Kunzite. "I want to spawn a planet. Anyone can be a planet buster, but a planet spawner is a different league."

"That's dumb," said Kenji. "All I want is a little bit of energy to make toast!"

"Just plug your toaster in," barked Thetis. "You're just holding an unplugged toaster, you fool."

"Can it," said Kenji.

"Alright," said Nephrite finally. "I'm done."

20 people threw themselves at the fountain, and Nephrite vanished.


Zoisite flew through the Negaverse air at top speeds.

"I'm a rocket!" he yelled.

Suddenly someone flew at him like a bullet, and dropkicked him out of the air.

Zoisite got tossed for a mile, but then regained his equilibrium.

Nephrite appeared in front of him.

"Ah," said Zoisite. "Nice blue glow, kid. Nice sneak attack as well."

"Thanks," said Nephrite. "Your blue glow is pretty neat as well."

Nephrite spawned his sword, burning with blue fire energy.

"You know what's an even nicer sneak attack?" said Zoisite.

Suddenly a crystal came flying at Nephrite from behind.

He swung his sword, shattering it.

But 20 more flew in from all other angles, sending Nephrite for a loop.

"Drat!" said Nephrite. "My fighting skills are far superior to Zoisite's, but Zoisite's brain is far superior to mine. This will be a tough battle because we have equal energy, so I have to be at the top of my game."

Zoisite shot out a bright light, a solar flare if you will, blinding Nephrite.

He flew in for a dropkick, but Nephrite sensed his energy, and threw an elbow into his spine.

Zoisite landed on a floating rock formation, and kicked off of it, going in for a spinning torpedo punch.

Nephrite took maximum damage, but he shot a super charged Starlight Attack that Zoisite couldn't dodge.

After the smoke cleared, Zoisite shot Crazy petals, confusing Nephrite.

He got in many critical hits, but he had to retreat quickly after each blow, because Nephrite was a true master of all martial arts.

Zoisite raised his hand, and it started raining crystals, but Nephrite shot a scattershot, destroying them all with perfect 1:1 scatter per crystal ratio.

One of the scattershots went flying at Zoisite, and Zoisite put up his arms to block it.

But the beam completely engulfed him, inflicting much damage.

They fought for four hours straight, and Zoisite had the upper-hand solely by his smarts, but Nephrite's sturdiness allowed him to take a lot more hits than fragile Zoisite.

"You had enough?" asked Zoisite, panting.

"No," said Nephrite. "I'm just warming up."

He charged with a punch, but Zoisite put his hand up.

"Stop," he said. "This is foolish. We both have unlimited reserves of energy. We had such a high base stat, that we're recovering faster than we're depleting it. This will go on forever. As much as I enjoy knocking you around for once, I will not be able to defeat you with how many blows you can receive."

"Hmm," said Nephrite. He didn't want to admit it, but he was getting a clobbering. But he did however land many devastating blows, just by Zoisite's slip-ups and luck, and his all-around better fighting techniques.

"Alright," said Nephrite. "Truce?"

"Don't touch me," said Zoisite, even though they had been slugging for four hours.

"Heh," said Nephrite. "You're just salty that you couldn't stand back and shoot attacks at me, because I kept blitzing you. You had to get your hands dirty."

"The past is the past," said Zoisite. "So long."

Zoisite took off at max speeds.

"Hmm," said Nephrite. "I'll let the boy live, but maybe I should get back in line for more energy. Then maybe I can make up for the difference in IQ."

Nephrite took off to Metalia's chamber FTL.


Jadeite paced back and forth as he looked at Metalia's energy meter.

"What is this?!" he demanded. "Our production has been 120%, but the meter's barely budging. Something must be off. Maybe human energy gets diluted after you reuse them so much… Maybe I should get a new batch."

Jadeite stepped outside for some fresh poisonous Negaverse air.

"Hmm," he said, inhaling.

That's when he spotted, very far off in the distance, some kind of light show, like the Northern lights.

"Ah," said Jadeite. "We are in the North Pole."

"Wait a second," he said. "There's no mesosphere here! That can't be! Maybe it's just some kind of freak natural disaster. I don't know much about my home. Anything goes, really."

Jadeite sat down to watch the light show, but his stomach felt light.

"That almost feels like energy," said Jed. "But that can't be. Only Metalia has energy to rival that."

He put his hand on the ground and felt it slightly shaking.

"What the heck?" said Jadeite.


Zoisite stood on a very large stone island in the Negaverse.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, exerting energy by the millions. His aura was ginormous, and he was shooting energy in all directions.

If someone stepped within 100 miles of him, they'd burn up.

"This feels so good!" yelled Zoisite, with his arms in the air exerting energy. "I rival 100% Metalia, no, even greater! I'm talking Doom Phantom here! Or maybe Mistress 9! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AAAHHHAHHHHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Finally Zoisite ran out of energy.

"Wow," said Zoisite. "I can't believe I exerted that much power for an hour straight. I've never been able to exert energy in my life! I know us Shitennou exert a little, but the only real time someone exerted it in Season 1 was Kunzite, and his is nothing compared to this! I need to go restock and do this again!"

After Zoisite left, Jadeite landed where he had been standing.

"This is where the light show was coming from," said Jed.

He stuck out his arm, and felt the remnants of pure energy.

"What the heck?" said Jadeite, scratching his head. "Is this some kind of natural energy storm? If I could find a way to predict these, I could just absorb energy from there. I'll have to do some research," he said.


Zoisite stormed past the mob into Metalia's chambers.

"Step aside!" he yelled. "I still have enough energy to destroy all of you!"

He started absorbing some energy right from the tank, but Nephrite ran up and snatched it, and started absorbing too.

"Hey!" said Zoisite, snatching it back. "I was here first!"

"I need it more," said Nephrite, yanking at it. "You're just exerting it randomly, accomplishing nothing. I have great plans for this universe! I started creating my own Shitennou, similar to how Metalia spawned the Youma!"

"Hiya," said Opalite.

"Sorry," said Kunzite, coming in for his after-dinner snack. "VIP," he said, holding out a nametag. "I don't have to wait in line."

"Hey," said Kenji. "That's just forged!"

"Shut up," said Kunzite. "Now step aside, you two. It will only be twenty minutes."

"No way," said Nephrite. "Just wait for me. I say Zoisite goes last because he's just throwing it away."
"Hey now," said the rowdy crowd. "Save some for us!"

Suddenly Jadeite pranced in, and saw a full jamboree.

"WHAT IS THIS!?" screamed Jadeite at the top of his lungs.

"Hm?" said Kunzite, incoherently because he was chugging energy.

Jadeite was beyond livid. "Here I was, farming pure energy for our great ruler, and Zoisite's going around exerting it just for fun!"

"How'd you know it was me?" said Zoisite.

"I was walking in the room, but I didn't want to believe my ears!" shouted Jed. "I kept checking and checking but the Metalia meter wouldn't go up!"

"Really guys?!" yelled Kenji loudly. "You didn't follow the 1/4th rule?"

"What is the ¼th rule?" demanded Jadeite.

"It's where you have to put ¼ of the energy you take into Metalia, so no one gets suspicious. It's on the rule board right there."

Jadeite stepped up to the rule board and read it angrily.

"Rule 20: put $25 in the toll booth before entering ;)," he read out loud. "You're charging money for my energy?!"

Jadeite's face was blood red.

Jadeite had never been more livid in his life.

He shot hypercharged lightning, filling the room for 10 long seconds.

When the smoke cleared, everyone was still intact from how much energy they had absorbed.

Everyone, except for Metalia, who exploded.

"Yuck," said Zoisite. "I got Metalia goo on me."

"AAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Jadeite.

Suddenly Evil? Endymion ran in, sprinting at top speeds.

He leapt into the pipe, and ran through it, like one would be going up a waterfall.

"Hey!" said Jadeite. "Get outta there!"

Jadeite teleported to his farm, and saw that his farm was in ruins.

Endymion ran along swinging his sword and chopping all the cages open.

"I only take energy from free pasture humans!" shouted Endymion. "Free Willy!"

The crowd of humans ran out the door, but unfortunately they fell into the abyss and died.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Jadeite, getting on his hands and knees.

Zoisite just shook his head sadly. He put his hand on Jadeite's shoulder.

"It's everyone else's fault except for me," said Zoisite. "They just wasted all that energy."

Jadeite put all his remaining divine energy into a single punch, instantly killing Zoisite.

Then he took his own life, but he was revived ten times before his energy depleted, and he died for good.

"Mm," said Kunzite sadly.