"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
"Then what happened?" asked Shingle.
"Nothing important," said Kenji, concluding his fishing story.
He put some bait on his belt, and cast it into the ocean.
"Thanks for taking me fishing, Papa," said Shingle Tsukino.
"Ho ho ho," said Kenji. "There's nothing better than a father/son fishing trip."
"Why aren't you using a fishing rod?" asked Shingle.
"Shut up, boy," said Kenji, taking out a piece of toast that he had in his pocket and eating it. "If you knew fishing like I knew fishing, you would not have asked such a foolish question."
"Sorry, Papa," said Shingle.
They floated in the middle of the lake.
"Papa," said Shingle. "But why a belt? It doesn't even go deep enough for fish."
Kenji raised his hand to backhand Shingle, but held the hand back with his other hand.
"Watch it, boy," said Kenji. "You're testing my patience."
"Sorry," said Shingle, shrinking down.
Shingo waited on the boat, holding his line, when suddenly he felt a tug.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Shingo.
"Easy boy!" said Kenji. "Just reel 'er in!"
"Alright, I'll do my best, Papa," said Shingle, not wanting to let his Papa down.
Shingo fought the fish for four hours, but his small arms soon got tired, and the fish got away.
"I think it got away," said Shingo quietly.
"What?!" said Kenji. "NOOOOOO! You rotten boy! I hate you! Curse you, son!"
Shingle started to cry. "I thought fishing was supposed to be fun," he whimpered.
"You're lucky," said Kenji. "If my belt wasn't catching a fish, I'd use it to end your puny life."
That's when Kenji felt a tug, and reeled in a big boy.
"Ho ho!" yelled Kenji, yanking the fish from the water. "A whopper!"
But as he hoisted the fish high into the air, because he was not wearing his belt, his pants dropped to the floor, revealing his trousers.
Shingle let out a loud guffaw. "Hahaha!" he laughed.
Kenji had no choice but to murder him.
Kenji swung his belt, wrapping Shingle by the neck.
He swung his belt high into the air, and slammed it down like a hammer, taking Shingo for a ride while choking him.
"Papa, please!" yelled Shingle.
But Kenji was relentless.
He reeled Shingo in like a small fry, and started throwing punches.
It took 120 punches for Shingo to finally drop, and that's when Kenji released his belt from his neck.
Kenji put his belt back on, and threw the corpse overboard where it could never be found.
"Goodbye, son," he said with no remorse.
