"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
"Ok," said Beryl.
"Yes, yes, energy," said Jadeite. "Fortunately, we'll soon have no more need for that primitive form of power."
"What was that?" said Beryl.
"Shoot, did I say that out loud?" asked Jadeite.
"Yes," said Beryl. "What was it? I wasn't listening that well."
"Err… nothing," said Jadeite. "Please leave everything to me."
"Okay," said Beryl. "But no more suspicious behavior. That's an order."
Jadeite escaped.
"What a blunder," said Jadeite, heading down the Negaverse halls.
"The Silver Crystal…" he thought.
"What about the Silver Crystal?" asked Nephrite. "I'm looking for that thing!"
"Shoot!" said Jadeite. "Did I do it again!?"
"Do what again?" asked Nephrite. "Tell me what you know!"
Jadeite took off in a sprint, and Nephrite ran after him for a while but then slowed to a jog and gave up.
Jadeite stood in his dark space, looking at a flyer from Earth.
He examined it closely.
"After I win," he said. "The Silver Crystal will be mine, and Beryl will give me all the glory! My first request as the Negahero will be for her to finish off the other Shitennou, or at least demote them to lower ranking than me."
"Calling best racers! Super drag race!" read Zoisite out loud from the flyer.
"Hey!" said Jadeite, spinning around.
"What is that flyer?" said Kunzite. "And is that a picture of the Silver Crystal on it?"
Jadeite ate the flyer. "It's none of your concern," he said, finishing off the final scraps. "Why are you in my space?!"
"Well," said Zoisite. "Beryl told me you were acting suspicious, and I thought something exciting might happen. And it appears it has."
"Nothing exciting," said Jadeite. "Just brainstorming how to get energy or whatever."
"That drag race must be giving away the Silver Crystal as a prize!" inferred Nephrite. "We have to enter and win!"
"NOOooOO!" said Jadeite. "It's only an energy scheme! Seriously! I was just examining it because I'm thinking about starting a drag race where the cars steal energy!"
"Hmm," said Nephrite. "I would suggest targeting one racer at the peak of their energy instead of a huge pack."
"I'll keep that in mind," said Jadeite. "All of you, get lost."
"Hmmm," said Kunzite. "That reminds me of the time I started a ski competition. I handed out flyers just like that."
"Good work," said Jadeite. "And goodbye."
The Shitennou left.
Jadeite let out a sigh of relief.
He pulled out another identical flyer from his back pocket.
"Ah, yes," he thought. "Now I have no competition for winning this race and getting the Silver Crystal as the gold medal prize! Ahahaha!"
"Hmm," said Zoisite. "Do you really think that that's the true Silver Crystal? You weren't there for that, but there was this big Princess D fiasco, and it just turned out to be a fake Silver Crystal."
"Hey!" said Jadeite. "I thought you all left!"
"No," said Zoisite. "Your mistake was talking out loud."
"No!" said Jadeite. "Grrr!"
Then he sighed. "Listen, if that is the real Silver Crystal, we cannot let our operation be compromised. Nephrite is a blabbermouth, and if you tell him, he will tell that Earth girl, and then that Earth nerd will hear it from her, and post it on the internet."
"Ah," said Zoisite. "I gotcha. You can count on me to keep your secret safe."
"Ah, good," said Jadeite. "Just when I thought you were the worst Shitennou."
"Haha, no problem," said Zoisite.
Jadeite showed up for the race in his vehicle.
"Rev up those engines!" he called. "Cuz I sure have a need for speed!"
But that's when he spotted many many familiar faces.
"What is this?!" demanded Jadeite.
"Ah, hi Jadeite," said Zoisite, who was flanked by Kunzite in a vehicle.
"ZOISITE!" said Jadeite. "I thought you said you'd keep the secret!"
"Ha!" said Zoisite. "I lied!"
"What do you get out of this, you demon!?" said Jadeite. "Why did you invite the Motoki's?!
"Who's ready for a good clean race?" called Motoki.
"Eat my dust!" yelled Nephrite in his red Ferrari.
"Gee whiz," said Motoki. "That's a mighty car you've got there. How did you afford to buy it?"
"Shut up, LOSER!" said Nephrite.
Jadeite waited for Zoisite's response to what his goals were.
Zoisite shrugged. "I figured it'd be too boring if it was just randoms we were racing against. So I spiced things up. Plus, many of these fools don't actually own racecars, so our chances of winning are increased!"
Kenji was riding a giant toaster.
He was in one of the slots where a piece of toast would go.
"Giddy up!" he yelled.
"This is ridiculous," said Jadeite. "You better hope Nephrite doesn't win."
"Don't worry," said Zoisite. "I cut his break lines before the race."
"But how would that stop him from winning?" asked Jadeite.
"…Shoot!" said Zoisite. "It's too late now."
That's when Queen Beryl road up on her throne.
It had wheels attached to the bottom, and a wheel sticking out from the front.
She strapped on her seat belt.
"I can't leave such an important mission to you goons," she said. "I'll win first prize by myself!"
"Who's ready to lose?" called a voice.
They could not tell because of the helmet, but it was none other than Mamoru Chiba on his motorcycle.
"Who told him about this?" said Zoisite, getting mad.
"Me," said Beryl. "I thought it would impress him. But it didn't work out in my favor."
Jadeite was sitting in an airplane, but not the kind that flew in the skies.
It was the kind one would find outside of a supermarket, a child's ride as some would call it. Its original purpose was to rock back and forth for 25 cents, but Jadeite had taken control of the small plane, and turned it into a lightning fast vehicle with his mind.
"Nice hot rod," said Zoisite. "But it's a little small for you."
"Shut up," said Jadeite. "What are you even riding?"
"Ah," said Kunzite. "These little guys over here are purebred Grandpa Youmas."
"What's a Grandpa Youma?" said Jed.
"It's the cross-eyed lobster who looked more like a gorilla named Jiji that Grandpa turned into," explained Kunzite. "I captured a couple humans and turned them into pallet swaps, since this Youma seemed particularly good at running."
Kunzite and Zoisite were in a carriage-like vehicle, and had 20 of these beasts on reins.
"Mush, mush!" yelled Kunzite, getting ready.
The monsters snarled, but sadly there was nothing they could do.
"Hmm," thought Jadeite. "This is some tough competition."
"I'm glad you see us as a threat," said Zoisite. "Because we are with our purebreds."
"No!" said Jadeite.
The Motoki family, which of course consisted of Motoki and his sister, chose to show up for the race in the official Crown Arcade and Crown Parlor company vehicle.
It was a van with "Crown is for YOU!" written on the side like a mobile advertisement.
"Heh," said Motoki. "Even if we lose, this is priceless advertising opportunity."
"Hey Maxfield," squeaked a voice, and Nephrite groaned.
But then Nephrite let out a loud chuckle. "Heh, you can never compete with a real car, nonetheless mine!"
"That's what you think!" scoffed Melvin. "I crafted this car myself!"
And he did, as his vehicle looked like some kind of kid's science fair project, with his Macbook pro as the steering wheel.
"I don't even have to steer," Melvin explained. "It has sonar so it will turn on its own."
"Nerd!" said Nephrite, unable to come up with a better response.
Grandpa was also attending the race. He drove a white van with no windows on it. The words, "Free Candy!" were written in red paint.
"I hope he's doing that as a joke," said Nephrite, a little concerned.
"Hey, look at that limo," said Melvin. "Fancier than your car!"
"That's where you're wrong," said Nephrite. "That limo probably doesn't even get 5 million horsepower."
A figure popped up from the sun roof of the limo.
"Eat my dirt, LOOOOOOOOOOOSERS!"
"Woah!" said Zoisite. "Look at the size of that forehead!"
"It's really giant," added Jadeite.
"Are you okay?!" yelled Kunzite. "Did you perhaps get hit on the head in all spots so you got many bumps on your head that grew into one giant bump, and that's part of your forehead?"
"Shut up!" yelled Taiki. "You're just salty because you lose!"
"Yeah!" added Ami's mom, who was in the passenger's seat calling out her window.
"Hey!" said Beryl. "I remember you guys! You tried to sue me!"
Taiki scoffed. "You don't-"
"Shut up, forehead kid!" yelled Nephrite. "What a big forehead!"
"He's like a giraffe if giraffes have long foreheads instead of necks!" heckled Zoisite.
Taiki went back down into his vehicle and shut the sun roof.
The Shitennou scanned the area, but there were no more notable vehicles they could spot. There were however many other friends and foes in less notable vehicles, such as Molly and her mom, Ms. Haruna, and young Ikuko Tsukino.
"Everyone, start your engines!" called the announcer very loudly.
"Turn that thing down!" shouted Jadeite, who was right next to the speaker.
"Err… sorry," said the announcer.
He turned the thing down.
"The race is about to begin! I will count down from 3," the announcer continued.
No one said anything so he began to count.
"3…2…1…"
Gamer Joe sped out of the starting line.
"Hey, stop!" yelled a guy. "He didn't say go!"
But Joe kept going.
"He has been disqualified," explained the announcer. "Just let him go."
They watched as he faded off into the distance.
"I'M SO GONNA WIIIIIIIIIIN!" screamed Joe.
"Alright, let's try that again," said the announcekid. "3…2…1…GO!"
Everyone sped off, but Melvin's contraption had some buffer lag.
"Damn Macbook!" yelled Melvin, spamming enter.
"Hya!" yelled Kunzite, swinging a whip and hitting the Grandpa beasts.
Grandpa watched this display in his white van.
He shook his head sadly, and then sped off.
Nephrite and Jadeite were amazingly neck-and-neck for first place, neither of them budging an inch.
Jadeite was at the top of his concentration game and was steering the plane at top speeds.
But Nephrite's car was very good, and he pushed his foot down further on the pedal.
The Crown Arcade official car had seen better days, but it kept them going at a steady second-to-last.
The hood was smoking, but Motoki pushed on.
"Motoki-chan," said Motoki's sister. "When was the last time you got this car checked?"
"Shut up," said Motoki.
In the lead, things started to get heated.
Jadeite's plane made a sharp turn, but suddenly an energy ball came flying at the aircraft.
Jadeite pulled some quick maneuvers and managed to dodge it.
"Hey!" yelled Jadeite.
"Road hog!" yelled Nephrite, shooting another energy ball. Then he threw a wild scattershot.
Jadeite retaliated with lightning, and Nephrite had to veer to the side, allowing Kunzite and Zoisite to slip ahead.
"Catch ya on the flip side!" yelled Zoisite.
Nephrite fired an energy ball at one of the Youmas, taking it down instantly.
"No!" cried Kunzite. "Zoisite, get him!"
Zoisite started throwing petals, to block Nephrite's vision, and Nephrite retaliated with some energy waves.
Jadeite didn't make a turn correctly, and got stuck in the crossfire between these two attacks.
"AAhhh!" he said, getting hit from all angles.
Queen Beryl sped in on her throne, gaining momentum from holding down R when she turned to get a speed boost.
She started snaking despite it being a straight path, and caught up to the rest of the boys.
She shot a thick energy beam out of her crystal ball, and it went flying straight for Jadeite, who was already under fire from many different sides.
Jadeite had to slam on the mental breaks, and several cars sped past him, including Beryl's throne.
The scrap between Zoisite and Nephrite as they road along was getting heated, and suddenly Nephrite tossed the killing blow.
"Starlight Attack!" called Nephrite, and Zoisite dove for cover.
Kunzite put up a barrier without turning around, and it absorbed the attack and transferred it into fuel.
"Hey!" said Nephrite.
"Get rid of that pest!" said Kunzite. He tossed another "Hyaa!" at the Youmas.
"Right," said Zoisite.
That's when he threw a crystal, sniping one of Nephrite's wheels.
"NOOOo!" said Nephrite, as his car slowed down and began swerving wildly.
"Haha!" said Zoisite. "The lead is ours!"
That's when Nephrite spawned another wheel, and sped back up.
But sadly he was many places behind now.
"GG!" yelled Melvin, zipping past him while typing commands on his Mac.
"Grr!" said Nephrite. He shot a weak energy beam at the young nerd to kill him, but Melvin quickly entered a command on his Mac.
The car put up a force field, absorbing the blow.
He then typed in another command, and a rocket appeared behind his car.
Melvin turned it on, and he started flying ahead at hypersonic speeds.
"I'm getting nauseous!" cried Melvin as he sped into the distance.
Jadeite had regained control, and was now in a solid fifth place.
But that wasn't good enough.
He saw Haruna-sensei up ahead.
"Jackpot," thought Jed, as he did a flyby and took all Haruna's energy.
Haruna passed out and drove off a cliff.
There was an explosion behind Jadeite.
"Easy," said Jadeite, getting into third place. "I'll win in no time!"
He saw Queen Beryl's thronemobile up ahead and zipped past it.
"Come back here!" yelled Beryl but there was nothing she could do.
Jed approached Kunzite and Zoisite's Youma-drawn buggy.
"Jadeite, five o'clock!" yelled Zoisite.
"Don't worry about him," said Kunzite. "He could never pass us on his little kiddy ride."
Jadeite flew past them like he was on a real jetline.
"Take a nap!" called Jadeite as he zipped by.
Five of their Youmas curled up like pups and went to bed.
"No!" said Kunzite.
"Cheating!" yelled Zoisite.
The other Youmas were dragging the passed out ones, and it was slowing them down by a lot.
They had to release the dead weight, and they were then able to gain some momentum but not enough.
Beryl's throne glided by with blue sparks and sniped down another Youma for no apparent reason.
"This is going good!" said Jadeite, experiencing happiness.
He was in first place.
The vehicle behind him was gaining on him, but Jed wasn't too concerned.
"Unless they want a flat tire they should stay back," chuckled Jed.
Suddenly his thoughts were in chaos, as Grandpa tossed a voodoo magic slip on him from the window of his white van.
"No!" said Jadeite. "Why are my thoughts in chaos?!"
20 racers flew past him as Jed started going backwards.
"AAAHHH! NooooOO!" he screamed.
"EeeeEEEEEE!" shrieked a tiny kitten as Jadeite's wild plane flew towards her.
Diana the cat was riding a remote controlled car, which Shingo was controlling.
However, Shingo couldn't run alongside the race fast enough, and his remote had lost signal.
"Look out!" cried Jed, not wanting to kill a young kitten.
But sadly he did, as the small RC car was no match for Jadeite's plane.
She was squashed like a bug, and when Shingo caught up he turned around and ran back.
"Taiki," said Ami's mom. "Why aren't we in the lead?"
Taiki was steering as hard as he could. "I don't know," he said. "Maybe this limo you decided we should ride is not as good at making sharp turns as the other cars in this race."
"Shut up, I don't need your negativity!" said Ami's mom. "It's time to cheat!"
"I don't know," said Taiki. "Cheating is bad."
"They're cheating too," said young Ami's mom. "That one nerdboy has a rocket in his car!"
"That's true…" said Taiki. "We can't let them get away with it! We need to get the Silver Imperial Crystal for Ami!"
"Yes!" agreed Ami's mom.
With that, the limo launched a grappling hook, and it hooked none other than Queen Beryl's throne.
"Hey!" said Beryl. "Get off!"
She tried to remove the grappling hook but it wouldn't budge.
Taiki and Ami's mom hitched a ride all the way up to the front, and then abandoned Beryl.
But they soon fell back quite a few places.
"This isn't working," said Ami's mom. "Let's hitch another ride but this time to the finish line."
"I have a better idea," said Taiki.
He veered off the course and off into the distance.
"What are you doing?!" said Ami's mom. "That's not the path."
"No, look," said Taiki, holding a map of the course. "If we go this way, we'll be able to cut off all the rest of the drivers!"
"Ah, brilliant!" said Ami's mom. "That's why you're the one for my daughter! If only you didn't have that huge forehead, I would have given you my permission to marry her."
"Shucks," said Taiki. "I have considered having a surgery to remove it."
"Or you could just have your hair in bangs," suggested Ami's mom. "To at least conceal it a bit."
"No can do," said Taiki. "That goes against my religion."
Taiki pulled over to the edge of the course, and stopped the car.
He sprinted out of the car, and started throwing down road spikes.
He hopped back in the car, and took off towards the other racers.
Nephrite approached where the dynamic duo had just been a few minutes later, casually steering in first place with his legs.
"Eeeeeeasy does it," said Nephrite.
Taiki zipped past him in the other direction.
"What the heck?" said Nephrite. But he decided to ignore it, and kept going.
Nephrite suddenly noticed several road spikes laid in the track.
"Shooooooooooooot!" said Nephrite, slamming on the breaks.
He started spinning and flew off the track.
He had to stop his vehicle on the side of the road, and waited for the next unsuspecting person to take the hit.
It was Grandpa, and his career in racing was over when all his tires became no more.
However, Boxy had not planned on someone stopping dead in front of him suddenly, so he crashed into Grandpa's van and there was a huge explosion, killing both.
Out of the fumes came Taiki and Ami's mom, as they flew to first place.
"CHEEEATERS!" yelled Nephrite, quickly restarting his vehicle and taking off after them.
The other racers were not far behind.
Melvin set his Macbook to high performance mode, and quickly took to the front of the pack.
But several were on his tail.
"I have no choice but to take to gyro mode," he said.
He pulled his Macbook off the control booth and started steering it like a steering wheel.
A picture of a steering wheel was on the screen.
"I'M INVINCIBLE!" he yelled.
"No one uses gyro mode!" yelled Zoisite.
"Shut up!" said Melvin. "You're just jealous of my steering wheel icon for doing 75% of my races with gyro!"
"You look like a clown!" said Zoisite.
Melvin took off by setting off three more rocket boosters.
But Zoisite was hot on his trail.
The Grandpa Youmas were putting in 200% for the good of the Negaverse.
"Be gone with you!" called Melvin.
He pressed Command R on his Mac, and several missiles were launched at Zoisite and Kunzite.
"AAAAH!" said Zoisite. "What is this?!"
Kunzite put up a barrier, and the missiles did nothing.
But Melvin hadn't given up yet. Those pests had insulted gyro mode, and he would not stand for it.
Right when he pulled a grenade out of his pocket, he encountered some kind of oil spill since he was facing backwards.
"NOOooOOO!" he said, spinning off the road.
He flew off a cliff and died, but he did in fact manage to throw the Macbook on to the cliff before falling off it.
Taiki discarded the empty can of oil and sent it rolling back down the street.
The Youmas ran through the oil, as their feet were meant for all terrain, and encountered no issue.
However, Zoisite shot a wave of fire behind him at the oil spill, and the road was no longer accessible.
The rest of the cars had to spend extra time going around the fire, and Makoto on her bike-motorcycle hybrid, was unable to swerve or stop in time.
She was burnt to a crisp and was unrecognizable.
Somehow, through all the chaos, Motoki managed to gain some ground.
"FOR CROWN ARCADE!" he howled.
But his victory cry caused him to take his foot off the gas, and Mamoru Chiba sped past him.
The Chibster had laid low through the whole race, but now decided it was time to finally unleash his full potential.
At the front of the race, Taiki and Ami's mom were already celebrating their win.
Taiki poured some wine into a glass, and gave it to Ami's mom.
"Thank you, kind sir," said Ami's mom. "Would you like some too?"
"I can't," said Taiki. "In this form I'm only 16. But in my other form I'm 2,000 years old."
"Neat," said Taiki's mom. "I don't think I'm comfortable with my daughter marrying a girl, so I recommend staying in your present form at all times."
"Right," said Taiki. "I'll throw away my transformation pen at the wedding, and then I'll be stuck in this form forever."
That's when something rocked their car, and they almost flipped over.
Taiki looked out the window, and Zoisite waved to him.
"How did they get past the oil spill?!" demanded Ami's mom.
"They're purebreds," said Zoisite, intruding into their conversation because their carriage was so close next to them.
"Buzz off!" said Ami's mom.
"You buzz off!" said Zoisite. "Kunzite, ram 'em!"
"Hyaaa!" yelled Kunzite, causing the Youmas to turn and ram their car into Ami's mom's limo.
"Hey, stop that!" cried Ami's mom. "You're leaving dents!"
Taiki fought back, and rammed his car at them.
They rammed back and forth like two bulls bucking horns, and Taiki almost got knocked off a cliff.
"AAAAHHH!" screamed Ami's mom. "Be more careful!"
"Shut up," said Taiki.
Ami's mom pressed a button, and spikes came out from the side of the limo.
"Woah there," said Zoisite, as Kunzite quickly pulled away to a safe distance.
"Hahahhahaha!" said Ami's mom. "Taiki, get 'em!"
"Ah, stay away from me!" said Kunzite, as Taiki kept swerving towards him.
That's when Mamoru Chiba zipped his motorcycle between and then past them.
"Chiba!" said Zoisite. "Get him!"
Zoisite readied a beam for young Mamoru Chiba.
"Don't do that!" yelled Beryl from a couple places behind, but she was too far back.
Suddenly, none other than Gamer Joe riding a full-sized crane came flying in backwards.
"Where's my trophy?!" he howled.
He collided with Ami's mom's limo, shrinking it to the size of a regular car, and they all flew back many places.
"GET OFF ME!" said Ami's mom.
She pressed a button, and a giant fist came out of the front of the limo, disposing of Joe and his crane.
"Ridiculous," said Taiki.
Zoisite and Kunzite were in first place.
"HAHahahahhaahAHH!" laughed Zoisite. "The others were no match!"
"That was some good luck though," said Kunzite.
"No luck just skill," promised Zoisite.
That's when they started to slow down, and many racers flew past them.
"What's going on!?" said Zoisite.
Kunzite threw a whip at the Youmas, but it had no effect.
"Shoot!" he said. "I think they got tired! They're not moving!"
The Youmas finally came to a complete stop, and even Taiki's mom in her smashed car flew past them.
"no No No NO NO NO!" said Zoisite. "Kunzite, do something!"
"Bwaaaaah!" said Kunzite. He threw 20 more whips but it did nothing.
"Go on without me," said Kunzite.
"…Ok," said Zoisite. "I guess we have no choice."
He took the whip and hopped on the most energized looking Youma, and sped off on its back.
"Shoot," said Kunzite. "I'll try to catch a new Youma if someone speedy-looking passes me."
"It's time," said Taiki.
Ami's mom reached in the glove compartment, and pulled out a blue shell.
She threw it at full force out the window, and it flew off to the front of the racers.
Mamoru Chiba looked up to see some kind of turtle shell with wings hovering above him.
"NO NO NO!" he said.
The blue shell started spinning around him, and Mamoru Chiba recognized it as the shell's signature finishing move.
He slowed down and tried to throw a boost at the last second, but unfortunately he didn't pull off the technique successfully, and got nailed and tossed high into the air in a blue explosion.
"AH!" cried Mamoru. "This is the danger of riding a motorcycle!"
He secured his helmet for impact, but when he hit the ground he was already dead.
"Did we get him?" asked Ami's mom, looking out the window.
"I'm not sure," said Taiki. "We're too far behind."
That's when suddenly there was a loud thud.
Ami's mom looked out the window to see Zoisite standing on the roof.
"Mind if I hitch a ride?" asked Zoisite.
"Yes!" said Ami's mom. "Don't make me sue you!"
"Ok," said Zoisite.
"Taiki, do something!" said Ami's mom.
"Ummm…" said Taiki, looking at all the buttons. "Aha!" he said, pressing one.
Suddenly the roof started to open, as it turns out the limo was a convertible.
"Yeeeee!" yelled Zoisite, his legs getting separated.
"Seeya!" he said, leaping away onto the Motoki van.
"Motoki-chan," said Motoki's sister. "That fiend who hit you with the beam-"
"Don't mention the beam!" screamed Motoki. "Never mention the beam!"
"Errr… sorry," said Motoki's sister. "But he's on the roof."
"Is he?" asked Motoki. "He wouldn't dare! I almost punched him once, you know!"
"Well, maybe we can try to shake him off with some quick turns," said Motoki's sister.
"No need," said Motoki. "If it's a fight he wants, I'll give it to him!"
Motoki hopped out the window and climbed on the roof.
"Wait!" said Motoki's sister. "I don't have my driver's license yet!"
But Motoki had other things on his mind.
"You," he said.
"Hey," said Zoisite. "I hope you don't mind if I hitch a ride."
"I do mind," said Motoki.
"Pity," said Zoisite. "Why don't you get down from here? It's dangerous for a young man like you."
"You're a young man," said Motoki. "Probably around my age."
"Shut up, beam boy," said Zoisite.
Motoki threw a punch, and Zoisite dodged without even flying into the air as he would have lost the van that way.
"Shit!" screamed Motoki as he went tumbling forward off the van.
He tumbled for many feet, and then as he tried to stand up on the pavement, Zoisite threw a beam.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Motoki.
He pulled out a knife he bought for this occasion, but didn't get the time to use it.
Motoki was given a ride, but not towards the finish line.
Motoki perished.
"NOOOO!" screamed Motoki's sis, still driving with Zoisite on the roof.
Zoisite used the powerful beam to push Motoki's van towards the lead.
Once he had finished with the van, he summoned a crystal and took out one of the Crownmobile's wheels, disposing of his ride after its use.
He hopped on Reika's horse behind her.
He pushed her off and she perished from the fall.
"Giddy up!" said Zoisite, catching up to another car and leaping off.
The horse kept running until it ran off a cliff, as it had no driver to control the giddy steed.
Thetis was riding along on a motorboat, which she kept moving by having a wave to ride on.
"Cool ride," said Zoisite in the passenger seat.
"Hey!" said Thetis.
Zoisite pushed her out of the boat, but then the boat dropped to the ground and skidded on the pavement, so Zoisite had to leap away.
He landed on Kenji's toaster.
"Ah, my boy!" said Kenji.
"Hello," said Zoisite. "Why are you riding a giant toaster?"
"I want to feel like my precious toast," said Kenji.
"Ah!" said Zoisite. "I can help you with that!"
Zoisite pushed the huge lever on the toaster, turning it on, and Kenji sunk to the bottom.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" he yelled as he was toasted.
Kenji was toast.
"Why would he put that on something he road inside?" wondered Zoisite.
Zoisite went to leap on Nephrite's speedy sports car, but Nephrite slowed down to try to mess up his leap.
"Hey!" said Zoisite, landing on his car. "I thought I cut your break lines!"
"Ah, so you did that," said Nephrite. "I would never take my boy to a race without getting an inspection first."
"Shoot," said Zoisite. "Well, I hope you don't mind your old pal catching a ride!"
"Hey!" said Nephrite. "Get off! You're scratching the perfect coat of paint!"
"Don't worry, I will," said Zoisite. "Soon enough," he added with a cocky grin.
But he underestimated Nephrite's reflexes, and Nephrite swung his arm, sweeping Zoisite off his feet.
"Shoot!" said Zoisite. "I was too cocky!"
That's when Zoisite realized the direness of the situation, and gasped, as he faceplanted into the ground and tumbled for a couple feet.
He was knocked into a peril state as though he had been hit by the Moon Wand, and laid there on the road hoping no one would hit him.
After many other racers, Kunzite road past him on some kind of rat kid Youma.
"I turned Shingo into a Youma!" he called. "Quick, grab on!" he said, reaching his hand out.
But Zoisite was too weak, so Kunzite had no choice but to keep speeding past him.
"I'll tell you how it goes!" he called.
That jogger from the Haruka backstory episode jogged past Zoisite ten minutes later.
"LOSER!" she called.
Queen Beryl sat on her throne in a solid fifth place.
She was playing music on her ball to inspire her while racing.
"Earth music is not half bad," she said.
She spotted Nephrite speeding close to her in his fast car.
"If you win, be sure to get that Silver Crystal for me!" called Beryl.
"I will win," said Nephrite. "But unfortunately, your race is over."
With that, Nephrite rammed his car into Beryl's throne, causing it to topple.
Beryl was unable to free herself from the seatbelt to stand up and fix the throne, so she too laid there on the side of the road.
She clenched her fist.
"I hate Nephrite," she said.
Nephrite made it to first, and there were not many racers left, due to Zoisite and forehead boy's sabotage.
"It's a sad world we live in," said Nephrite.
That's when there was a loud roar, and Nephrite looked up.
Ami's mom and Taiki were flying by in a private jet, far above the track.
"AAAAAAHAAAAAAA!" yelled Taiki. "Score one for the boys back home!"
"Hey!" yelled Nephrite. "That's so stupid! Even if you cross the finish line, you will be disqualified since you're not even on the road!"
"Not to worry," said Taiki. "Before we get to the finish line, or in sight of anyone, we'll land and ride on the wheels."
"No you won't!" yelled Nephrite, throwing a beam.
Sadly Taiki was a superb pilot, and the beam did not land.
"Curses," said Nephrite.
That's when the bomb hatch on the private jet opened, and it started raining bombs all over the race track.
"Shoot!" said Nephrite, dodging the best he could.
Molly and her mom weren't so lucky, and the Osa P brigade was hit by a bomb and exploded.
"MULLLY!" said Nephrite. "This is no good!"
A wildcard from last place cruised past Nephrite.
It was none other than Metalia's pod, on wheels.
"The Silver Crystal is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" yelled Metalia.
However, the poor pod was hit by a bomb, and it cracked like an eggshell.
Despite foreseeing this, there was nothing Greg could do, and he slipped on Metalia and flew off the edge.
All heck had broken loose on the racetrack now that bombs were flying in, and several underdogs had taken the chance to try to pull a lucky win.
"Hello!" called Mr. Kitakata, flying past Nephrite using his fairy wings.
Nephrite reached out of his car and threw a punch into Kitakata's heart, toppling the boy and killing him.
Chad flew past on his other side on a broom like a witch, but Nephrite grabbed the back of the broom and threw it to the ground, and Chad died.
That's when Nephrite spotted the finish line far into the distance.
"OOOH!" he said. "But how am I supposed to best a plane in a car?!"
That's when one of the only remaining racers, Jadeite on his plane who had laid low this entire time, sped past Nephrite.
"Another plane!" complained Nephrite.
But even Jed was no match for the huge jet on just his kiddy toy.
"Good things can happen to guys with big foreheads!" said Taiki, sticking his head out of the plane to feel the wind. "I knew it was smart to cheat!"
That's when Jadeite fired lightning, but it wasn't the typical lightning.
It was the clear, psychic kind of lightning, and Jadeite took control of Taiki's plane.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Taiki.
"You idiot!" said Ami's mom. "Why would you fly a plane with that guy in the race!?"
"It was your idea!" cried Taik.
Ami's mom grabbed a parachute and leapt out with her life.
It was the only parachute for some reason, so Taiki was forced to face the music.
Jadeite slammed the plane into a nearby mountain, and Taiki descended from this life.
"Pity," said Ami's mom on her parachute. "He wasn't good for my daughter anyway. Too gay."
But suddenly Ami's mom's parachute caught a wind.
She didn't think much of it, until her parachute started drifting towards the blaze of the crashed plane.
"Oh no!" said Ami's mom. "NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ami's mom bid her farewells as she went down in a blazing inferno.
Jadeite finished first, and Nephrite in a close second.
Kunzite came galloping up on Shingo the Youma 20 minutes later, and 40 minutes later the jogger got fourth.
"Hurray!" said the announcer.
He waited 20 more minutes for the rest of the racers to reach the finish line, but none showed up.
"ERrr, all right then," he said.
"Hey," said Jadeite. "There was a lot of foul play in this race."
"What are you gonna do?" shrugged Nephrite.
Jadeite was handed first prize, and a trophy.
"YAHOOOOOO!" cheered Jadeite. "A trophy!"
Then he remembered the other object.
He examined the "Silver Crystal."
"Hmm," he said, taking out a magnifying glass.
He felt immense energy.
"It's the real thing," he said.
Nephrite grabbed it and ran.
FIN
