A/N: Do you know how much Quartz I wasted on Ivan? I am now down to only paid Quartz, which I am absolutely not willing to spend… And I didn't even get him! Ugh, fuck…
Beta-ed by ekaterina016
Gudako, the Supreme Master of Chaldea
The first taste of misery
"Are you sure you want to be here?" Roman asked, concerned, to the person in the wheelchair.
"Yes… I should supervise what I can," she answered the doctor.
"Just don't overdo it, alright?" Da Vinci added, patting the girl on the head.
Olga just nodded. She came right from the infirmary, as evidenced by the medical gown she was wearing. While she was still recovering and adjusting to her new body, the white-haired girl felt she should at least do something… anything, besides laying in a state of semi-agony on the bed. So, when she heard about Da Vinci's and Roman's plan to summon new Servants this afternoon, she decided to come and oversee the process.
As Roman and Leonardo got back to work, Olga took a look around. It was fortunate the Summoning Chamber wasn't damaged in the explosion, but the same couldn't be said for the staff. Now, only these robots operated the Guardian Heroic Spirit Summoning System, or "FATE" for short. While each robot's shape and form varied depending on its task, the ones in this chamber possessed two legs, two arms, and a single camera-like eye, and were generally metallic looking.
The door hissed open, drawing her attention. The ones walking into the room were Gudao and Gudako along with their Servants, with the exception of Babbage. From what she'd heard, the robotic Caster had been extremely helpful to the energy situation of Chaldea. This was why they decided to try and summon more Servants. If they would get lucky, they could get someone who could resolve other issues.
Olga noticed Gudako looked half-dead, though, much to her confusion as nothing so far had managed to hurt the orange-haired girl. "What happened to her?"
"I-I just…" Gudako breathed out, trying to balancing herself. "I just saw the LB 5.2 spoiler and I was just… don't know what to even feel…" Gudako confessed. "I also spent… I think it was 200 Quartz and twelve tickets on Ivan banner and, like, got only Sali to NP3."
"Umm…" Olga had no idea what any of that meant. "W-Well, would summoning cheer you up?" Considering her previous reaction to the mere mention of 'gacha', this summoning plan they had might help with Gudako's current emotional state.
"Ooo, Director, you know me so well!" Gudako thanked, stumbling forward and hugging the director's legs.
Olga just sighed and stroked Gudako's head. The white-haired girl felt pity for the orange-haired girl a little, to have been turned into something like this – somewhat inhuman, just like her. That was… until she felt hands crawling up the opening of her gown.
"Oi!" Olga shouted with a pink hue on her cheeks, swiping Gudako's hands away. "Where are you touching!?"
"You want to make me feel better, right? Then offer yourself to me," Gudako explained slyly. "Just like Mashu."
"I did not! That was sexual harassment!" Mash screamed back with a red face.
"She did what?!" Gudao was outrageous at such a prospect.
A 'thud' interrupted them. They all turned around and saw it was Da Vinci with her staff in hand. "Alright, you two, we should get starting," the brunette beauty ordered. "Now, Gudao-kun, Gudako-chan, upfront and center." The two Masters obeyed. "Alright, I believe the director had explained to you two about the basics of summoning, correct?" The two nodded. "Okay, that's good. Now, let me explain a few more points." Da Vinci reached into her skirt's pocket and pulled out three items: a yellow cube, a green cube, and a golden ticket.
"Ooo! A Summoning Ticket! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Gudako walked forward and tried to reach for the golden ticket, but was stopped by Da Vinci using her staff like a cattle prod to keep her away.
"Now, now, don't be greedy," the Caster warned.
"After giving everything to Ivan and barely getting anything in return, I will take every ticket and Quartz I could get my hands on. I need them for my Skadi fund." Again, no one could understand what Gudako was saying.
"Anyways, Gudako-chan is correct. This is called 'Summoning Ticket'. It is essentially the same as Saint Quartz, but it can be hand-made by yours truly. Unfortunately, I can only make one per week."
"Bullshit!" Gudako cursed. "You have a stockpile of them and you are trying to sell them in a batch of five to make more profit!"
"Oh, that's just ridiculous," Da Vinci rebutted with a scowl on her face. "Why would I do that? And what would you even pay me with? We are at the end of the world."
"With those two," Gudako pointed at the two cubes. "Mana Prism and Rare Prism, they essentially stored energy meant to be used by magi to make something. That's why Da Vinci-chan wants them, so she charges us these Prisms for any resource we want from her."
"T-That's not true!" Da Vinci denied.
Gudako's hand extended forward cartoonishly to an extreme length and grabbed Da Vinci's dress, before yanking the whole thing away, leaving the Caster only in her underwear: white lace bras and panties. Every jaw in the room dropped in shock, except for Gudao, who was checking if Da Vinci-chan had one.
Gudako shook the torn dress around, and about twenty tickets and hundreds of prisms of both colors fell from various pockets of the inventor's uniform. "See? I told you she was hoarding them," the orange-haired girl declared, but, at this point, no one was paying attention to her.
Da Vinci, her face red as a tomato, remained dignified and turned to Roman. "C-Can I have your lab coat, please?"
Archaman broke out of his trance of ogling at Da Vinci's voluptuous body. "O-Of course," he said earnestly and walked over, before putting his own coat over Da Vinci, covering her up.
"Thanks, dear," Caster teased, making the doctor blush slightly. "Now, then." A dark and gold gauntlet materialized over Da Vinci's hand. The brunette walked up toward an unaware Gudako with a dark smile on her face, who was scooping up the tickets, which prompted Gudao to back away. Once she was close enough, she pointed the palm of her device at Gudako and sent out a torrent of flame.
"AHH! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" Gudako screamed in panic. "DROP! ROLL! DROP! ROLL!"
Da Vinci ignored Gudako's agonizing wail and turned back to Gudao. "Alright, let's start with a… hmm… let's call it a 'warm-up' summoning. You have a catalyst, right? A memento from Cas Cu?" Gudao nodded, though Lancer Cu sighed, since if his Caster self was actually summoned next, the 'Lan Cu' nickname would stick with him for a long time. "Good; place it on the platform over there so we can begin."
Gudao quickly did as he was told, not wanting to end up like his female counterpart. After he laid down the aforementioned catalyst – an earring Cu had given them previously, the boy walked back to Da Vinci. "Alright, now, just pull this lever right here." The brunette gestured at a prominent lever with a red handle.
Ritsuka gripped his hand tightly around it and pulled. 'Now, this really feels like a gacha,' he thought to himself.
The summoning circle materialized, the light from the platform almost blinding him. Once it subsided, a familiar blue-haired man under a cerulean hood stood on the platform. "Huh? So, this time I am materialized as a Caster? Oh, it's you guys! It's good to see you all again!" Cas Cu greeted before noticing something. "Oh, what is up with the girl this time?"
He was, of course, referring to the fact Gudako was still on fire, rolling all over the place on the ground.
"Umm, just her… usual shenanigans," Gudao evaded the question while scratching the back of his head.
"Rrrrrrright…"
"Okay, the warm-up summoning is complete," Da Vinci cheered and nodded to Roman, who flipped a few switches on the control panel. "Now, we will use the remaining energy in the FATE system which isn't converted to electricity for the facilities. Usually, we would store a lot of them together in order to do minor summonings, but since our generators are damaged, we have to scrap anything we could. Therefore, there's one separate generator which produces this specific energy for summoning, so you should be able to do this at least once a day."
"SO THAT HOW YOU EXPLAIN FRIEND POINTS SUMMONING!" Gudako screamed as she continued to roll on the floor in an attempt to put the fire out. At this point, Lan Cu was sympathetic and annoyed enough to walk over with the fire extinguisher in hand to put out the flame-engulfing Gudako.
Ignoring his colleague, Gudao just reached for the lever and pulled again.
In his first five rolls, he received nothing but Craft Essences — relatively weak ones as well, he noted. On his sixth roll, Lady Luck decided to grace him with her presence… not literally though, since there wasn't 'Lady Luck' Servant yet. Once the light from his sixth roll subsided, a brunette, dressed in an alluring and provocative belly dancer outfit which showed off her slender body, smooth skin, and large chest stood on the platform, making the males blush.
"Assassin-class Servant. I go by the name of Mata Hari. Nice to meet you," the new Servant introduced.
"Hehehe," Gudako chuckled after the fire was put out. "I would lewd you so hard right now if I am not in a state of constant agony!"
"You need a healer, Master?" Lan Cu asked.
"Nah, I can regenerate lost limbs and skin. Heck, as long as a single cell remains, I can regrow my whole body."
"Oooookay… I will just be… standing over there." Cu quickly moved away.
"What are you? Cell from DBZ?" Gudao questioned.
"Nah, I am closer to Frieza, because this isn't even my final form."
That piece of information was very worrisome to everyone in the room.
"Umm…" Mata Hari was very confused about what was going on.
"Hello, and welcome to Chaldea!" Da Vinci greeted. "I trust our FATE system has passed on the necessary knowledge to you about why you are summoned, correct?"
The famous spy nodded with a smile as she walked towards Da Vinci and her Master. "It has, though I could still use some explanation on some points."
"Such as?" Roman asked while leaning on the console and giving the Assassin a beautiful smile, unsubtly trying to impress her.
"Well, despite all the knowledge it has given me about our task to save the Pan-Human History, it doesn't exactly tell me… what that… thing is," the brunette said with uncertainty in her voice, pointing at Gudako.
"Why does everybody keep calling me a 'thing'!?" Gudako yelled in frustration. "I'm a human being, for fuck's sake!"
'Are you really?' Everyone in the room thought.
"I can explain it to you; we could arrange a private session later," Roman offered. Both Cu-s gave him a sly, knowing smile, realizing what the Doctor was intending, while the others just rolled their eyes. "But for now, we have to proceed with the summoning."
With that, Roman flipped a switch to let the power flow in again. The light rotated around the platform once more. After another CE (Craft Essence), another Servant answered Gudao's call. A beautiful woman with short brown hair materialized, dressed in a grey dress which seemed to hug all the right curves on her body ― especially her large assets ― along with a mop hat.
"I've come in response to your summon! Assassin, Charlotte Corday! I'll do my best, but sorry if I make any mistakes!" Before any of them could greet her properly, Gudako tackled Gudao down before grabbing him by his face and stared him in the eyes.
"HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SUMMON A SERVANT FROM THE JP SERVER!? ARE YOU A HACKER!? OR ARE PLAYING CROSS-REGION, YOU DAM-" The orange-haired abomination was suddenly silenced, before sliding down onto the ground with a knife stuck into the back of her head.
"Master!" Charlotte cried as she ran over to check on Gudao. The boy could only blush by the fact his rescuer's chest bounced with every step. "Are you alright, Master?" She asked with concern in her eyes.
"U-Umm, thank you…" Ritsuka thanked.
"Oh, thank the Lord," Charlotte cried in relief and pulled her Master's head into a hug, which gave Gudao a face full of Charlotte's large bust.
After making sure Ritsuka was okay and Gudako was tied up properly, they proceeded. The following roll consisted of only a mere emblem, but three rings of light materialized on the final roll.
A boy in a black and white dress with pale green hair and a pair of ram horns, accompanied by a cartoonish-looking sheep on his head, stood on the summoning platform. "H-Hai! Archer, Paris. I've been summoned together with my lord! I may be unskilled, but I'll do my best!"
"Oooo!" Gudao cheered, much to the concern of every first-batch Servant plus Da Vinci, Olga, and Roman. They still remembered Gudao was into… traps, which extended to shōtas ― and Paris, the Prince of Troy, was definitely one. The fact he did not react to the previous summonings strongly, which consisted solely of beautiful women, was also worrying to Mash, who feared she might not only have to compete against boobs, but dicks as well — and she didn't have one…
'Unless…'
Across the universe, Merlin felt like he was needed somewhere.
"A-Are you my Master?" Paris asked.
"Of course! It's nice to meet you, Paris-kun," Gudao said enthusiastically as he walked over to Paris.
"Cu," EMIYA said to Lancer. "If the Master does anything… unsavory, can I count on you to help?"
"...depends on whether Master Gudako would allow me," Lan Cu answered while scratching the back of his head.
"Could you two keep in mind that us Ancient Greeks are… different?" Medusa interjected.
"How does it relate to Master liking… shōtas?" EMIYA asked. They then heard a chuckle from Stheno.
"Do you know what 'eromenos' is, Red Archer?" The oldest of the Gorgons asked with a devious smirk on her lips. [1]
"I… do not know… and the fact there is an 'ero' in the front does not reassure me in the slightest," EMIYA admitted, mildly disturbed.
"Oh." The loli assassin acted surprised. "Well then, I will wait until you are older before telling you, then."
Before EMIYA could sarcastically rebut her words, his Master walked over and he decided to drop the issue for now. "Alright, guys, please look over Paris-chan for me," Gudao requested.
"I-I will be in your care; sorry to bother you all," Paris added while bowing politely, as the sheep on his head bleated "Baaa…". The two Gorgon sisters narrowed their eyes hatefully at it. The wooly creature looked… familiar…
"Of course, Master," Ushiwakamaru reassured. However, the male Master directed Paris to stand beside D'eon instead, ignoring her acceptance.
"Perfect!" Gudao said, giving a thumbs-up before walking to Da Vinci.
"...for gods' sake, what am I dealing with here?" Olga quietly sighed at the whole display.
Now, it was time for the real spotlight of the summoning: the Saint Quartz summons.
"Alright, to prevent any more drama…" Da Vinci directed her words at Gudako, who was unflinching. "We will let you go first, Gudako-chan."
"OOOO!" Gudako roared as the rope snapped by her sheer strength at the thought of a mere ten rolls ― on the story banner no less ― and nothing was going to stop her now! After breaking free, she leaped over to the lever and pulled immediately, since the Quartz were already laid on the platform.
The light began to spin and her first roll graced her with… Black Keys. These 'keys' were essentially long and slender rapier-like swords with an extremely short hilt which were the primary weapons and tools of the Holy Church. It also made a few Servants recall bad memories they had with a certain priest.
The room suddenly became deadly quiet. Everyone in the chamber could tell something was very wrong. Gudako's trembling form slowly made its way up the platform to get the Black Keys.
No one moved or made a sound, until a beeping sound came from one of the robots. The Black Key flew across the room at high velocity. In a blink of an eye, the robot was torn to scraps by the blades.
"Let us proceed, shall we?" Gudako said, her visage betraying no emotion. Roman just gulped down his dread and let the machine continue.
Four more rolls… and still nothing.
"What the FUCK!?" Gudako raised her volume. "There's supposed to be a guaranteed four stars Servant or CE for a 10-rolls summon, but I got nothing but crappy shits!"
"N-Now, just be patient, we are just starting." Da Vinci tried to reassure her, but she knew she couldn't hold Gudako back when it came down to it. Luckily for them, the next roll gave them something.
A slender and muscular feminine figure, possessing charcoal black skin along with a hood and a skull mask obscuring their face, appeared on the platform. "Now you have commanded over the army of shadows, victory is at hand. You can rest easy now, Master."
Every other person in the room turned to Gudako to see what she would do next. The female Master just sighed exasperatedly. "Fine, i-it's Hassan of the Hundred Faces. I will… ugh, I will take it. We have to fight tons of dragons next, so having more Assassins would make it faster," she said tiredly.
"I am surprised you can figure out our identity mere moments after our summoning, Master," the Hundred Faces complimented. "We are one of the Hassans, after all. Still… what are you supposed to be, Master? I have heard of homunculi and animals being Masters of a Servant before, but-"
"Just step off the platform! I am still not finished with the summoning yet," Gudako ordered. The female Assassin did as she was told and joined the others. She could clearly see it, though: there was something in the atmosphere which made them all silent. Rather than asking what it was, however, she just waited to see it for herself.
A circle of light reappeared. Again, it has three rings and once it subsided, another cloaked figure, this time concealing their entire body, with a skull mask stood on the platform.
"Assassin-class Servant. I heard your call from the shadows," the figure greeted.
The Servant of Fifth Holy Grail War (EMIYA, Lan Cu, and Medusa) gimmicked as soon they recognized who this was. The blue-haired Lancer still felt his heart aching whenever he thought back to that fight in the swamp.
"Ah, Cursed-Arm, what a coincidence," the Hundred Faces remarked.
"Hmm? Oh, is that you, Hundred Faces? Hahaha, it's must be Allah's will if we are both-"
"U-Um, Assassin-san, can you please move away so we can continue with the summon?" Gudao requested. He was worrying at the increasingly trembling Gudako, whose eyes seemed to be devoid of any emotion.
"Oh, of course," the Assassin agreed without realizing there was an eldritch time bomb in the room. He walked over to greet his new comrades, though he soon noticed a few familiar faces. They stared at each other for a good few seconds.
"Well… this is awkward," Lan Cu said.
"Not at all; the 'me' you had met in that war was corrupted by the Magus who summoned me. For my previous actions, I sincerely apologize," Cursed-Arm apologized with a slight bow.
"W-Well, I mean… I tried to kill Archer here," Cu motioned his head toward EMIYA. "And look how we end up; no hard feelings!" EMIYA rolled his eyes at that, though he gave a smile to humor them. They were now comrades after all — it would be best to get along.
"I am glad to hear that," Hassan said with a nod.
They quickly turned their attention back to the summoning ritual as a new Servant appeared.
"I am Sasaki Kojirou, an Assassin-class Servant," a Japanese swordsman with pale blue hair said as he was summoned. At this moment, Lan Cu truly felt a 'Fifth Holy Grail War Reunion' might not be far from the truth any longer. "And I have been cal-"
Gudako picked him up and threw him away. "YEET!" She hauled the Assassin in a random direction, and Sasaki ended up crashing into Geronimo. Unfortunately, Class Advantage also applied here.
"ARGH!" Both the Caster and the Assassin grunted. Sasaki went still, likely unconscious, while Geronimo continued to groan in the pain of his existence.
"I swear if I got anything less than four stars for the next roll, I'm gonna fuck some serious shit up!" Gudako shouted. Several of her blood veins thickened in response to her gacha trauma. Mash, Charlotte, Mata Hari, and Ushi were huddling close to Gudao.
Da Vinci quickly signaled for Roman to continue with the summoning, which he quickly did. Fortunately for them, the next summon showed three circles of golden light.
A knightly man with purple armor and hair materialized. "Saber-class Servant, Lancelot, has arrived. It may be just for a moment, but I shall offer my sword to you, Master."
Mashu suddenly felt her heart leap to her throat for an unknown reason, but she didn't have to guess to know it had something to do with this knight, the legendary Knight of the Round, Lancelot. In fact, at the mere thought of the Arthurian Legend, an unfamiliar nostalgia washed over her.
She had no time to dwell on it, however, as Gudako cheered. "Oh, fucking finally, I got someone! And it's the first tier cucking-knight Saberlot as well!"
"W-Who are you?!" 'Saberlot' questioned and pointed his sword at the orange-haired abomination. "Where's my Master?! And what manner of creature are you?! Kidnapping beautiful women and children," he pointed and Gudao and Servants who were close to him, who were all women and beautiful boys. "Defeating knights!" 'Saberlot' then pointed at the downed Sasaki and Geronimo. "And having abominable minions!" He pointed at the two Hassans. "You must be Sa-"
"Yup, I'm your Master." Gudako showed the knight her Command Seals, shocking him into silence. "Step off the platform, we are not done yet."
"B-B-But…" Saberlot looked around. Most people in the room just solemnly nodded for him to do as he was told. Still confused and being pressured by the other Servants, Lancelot walked down from the platform. That was when he spotted Mashu. Guided by instinct, he approached her first.
"Greetings, young maiden," Lancelot greeted.
"Hello, sir knight." Mash was a little surprised at how smooth she was talking to him. She expected herself to be a little nervous, considering this was the Lancelot who was standing in front of her. "I suppose you can use an explanation of Gudako-senpai's… condition."
"...so she really is my Master?" Mashu nodded. "I see… in that case, yes, I would very much like to know what had turned her into… such a state."
"Well, it's a long story and it would be better if we waited until we finalized the summoning," Roman informed as he turned his attention back to the console.
The Saber blinked in surprise. "We are not done yet? Surely, the number of Servants present should be sufficient?"
"Nope!" It was Gudako who answered him, startling them. How she could sneak up on multiple Servants at once was still mysterious to all of them. "We are trying to preserve Pan Human History, or Grand Human History, or whatever the fuck you want to call it. We are going to need a fuckton of Servants!" Gudako began to laugh at the prospect of her future Servants, while almost entirely forgot the ones in front of her. "Anyways, here is Gudao," the girl pointed at her male counterpart. "We are cousins and Co-Master of all Chaldea Servants, but since I am the one who summoned you, my Command Seal will be more potent than his."
"I see," Lancelot and the other new Servants nodded.
"He is also a much better Master by the way," Stheno added with a smug smile.
Something in Gudako's eyes turned very wrong. Even Stheno noticed this and her grin was immediately wiped from her face.
"Do you know what my last roll is, Stheno-chan?" Before the loli Assassin could answer, Gudako showed them her last roll, a large plate of Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu. EMIYA suddenly felt woozy, Cu's PTSD suddenly kicked in, dozens of Hundred-Face personas began to scream inside her head, and everyone else was thoroughly confused at how she could summon food. "You want some? Consider it a thank you for your help in Fuyuki."
"N-no, I don't thin-"
"Come one now! Don't be shy, open your mouth!" Gudako said sweetly, which only made everyone else terrified. Upon seeing no response from Stheno, besides the Assassin's quivering lips and the uncertainty in her eyes, Gudako lifted her hand up and her Command Seal flared red. "By my Command Seals ― Stheno, stay still and open your mouth." As soon as the words were said, all three Seals disappeared. A force came upon the eldest of the Gorgon and she was rooted in her seat with her mouth open. "Time for some Extremely. Spicy. Mapo. Tofu~!" Gudako slowly advanced.
Most Servants were too scared to get in her way, even Lancelot and EMIYA couldn't muster up the courage. The only one who dared to step in Gudako's way was Medusa.
"I won't let anyone to h-" Faster than a blink of an eye, something was shoved into Medusa's mouth. The burning sensation immediately spread in the youngest of the Gorgon's mouth. Upon seeing a small missing portion of mapo tofu on the plate, she realized she had been force-fed by the china spoon in Gudako's hand. It was like someone poured charcoal onto her tongue. But that wasn't the worst of it ― it happened after she swallowed it. In less than five seconds, she lost consciousness and collapsed down onto the ground.
With that done, the orange-haired abomination skipped over Rider and continued her advance toward Stheno.
"I-I don't remember it can do that!" Lan Cu remarked, remembering full well what that priest's favorite food tended to do to the other consumers.
"This Mapo Tofu is fused by magic and misery of gacha rollers. It's really potent," Gudako clarified. "Now, then." She stopped right in front of Stheno. "Here comes~" The Master connected the edge of the plate with the Assassin's open mouth before positioning it at a 45-degree angle. "The AIRPLANE!" Gudako began to pour the Mapo down the loli's throat.
Stheno managed to scream, but it was quickly muffled by a stream of Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu. Most Servants looked away, while those who were brave enough paled at the sight. Geronimo and Sasaki, who regained his consciousness, lifted their heads from the ground to see what the commotion was about. They quickly laid down again and pretended to be unconscious.
As Gudao looked on in shock, someone tapped on his shoulder. He turned around to see Da Vinci-chan presenting five Summoning Tickets to him.
"Quickly, go and summon more Servants. It should distract her ― and with your turn done, we could finally finish for today. They worked like Quartz, so just lay them on the platform." Gudao hastily took the tickets and ran toward the platform. Da Vinci, meanwhile, began rubbing her temples as she walked over to the intercom to call a medic to help the two Gorgon sisters.
Gudao quickly laid the golden tickets down and ran back to the lever.
"Just think of what you want in the Servants and pull, Gudao-kun. It might help," Roman advised, but everyone knew that wasn't going to work…
You would know…
I would know…
Fuck, I wanted Ivan.
The boy nodded and thought of the first quality which came up in his mind, and rolled. The machine came alive once more and the light shone from the platform. Roman pushed a few keys on the console to hasten the summoning process — basically a skip button. The platform bathed the room in golden light, much more intense than the previous summons due to the 'skipping' function forcing all Servants and CEs to materialized all at once.
As the light faded, five figures stood on the platform.
The first one was a regal, dark-skinned woman with two jackal-like ears on top of her head and lavender hair. She was dressing in a revealing white… swimsuit? Or at least Gudao believed it was one, though with an Egyptian necklace and accessories. "Servant, Caster. Reincarnation of the Sky God Horus, I, Nitocris, have answered your summons."
The second Servant was a more petite dark-skinned woman with long white hair tied in two braids. She wore a red and white military uniform with a saber holstered from her hip and musket strapped on her back. "I am the Rani of Jhansi, Lakshmibai. This time I have materialized along with the divine protection of a goddess. I'll lend you as much of my strength as you need."
The third Servant was… yet another dark-skinned woman (they were starting to sense a pattern here) with an athletic body and short unkempt white hair, plus a pair of animal ears (this time horse ears, but who could ever tell that). She donned a black and white bodysuit and holding a red spear. "I'm Lancer. My True Name's Caenis and I'm a Divine Spirit." After her introduction, she mumbled something Gudako couldn't make out.
The fourth Servant was, to no one surprise, a dark-skinned woman with long black hair. This one was the most voluptuous of them all, with large breasts, wide hips, glamorous buttocks, and beautiful in every aspect. Her choice of clothing, which consisted of nothing but a blue armor corset and a few veils to hide most of her face and her loin, did nothing but arouse and captivate anyone who had laid eyes on her. "Do you call for me? My name is Scheherazade, if you are willing to listen to my simple wish, I will serve you forever with you as my king." [2]
The last Servant on the platform was an odd one out. She had a petite body with light blonde hair and dressed in a white and blue dress… you knew who this was. "I ask of you. Are you my Master?"
Lancelot almost bowed an instant he had laid eyes upon his monarch once more. "My King," he breathed out.
"Artoria…" EMIYA whispered in remembrance and astonishment, and at the same time forgetting the current situation he was in. For that, he was punched in the dick and soon collapsed to the ground.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SUMMON THREE FOUR STARS AND TWO FIVE STARS IN THE SAME ROLL?!" Gudako shouted at the top of her lungs. She was surrounded by the two Hassans, two Cus, Lancelot, D'Eon, and Lu Bu. Everyone else was hiding behind Mash's Shield or was still unconscious, or at least pretending to be in some cases… except for Stheno who looked very much like she was dead. The spicy sauce covered the Assassin's lips was red as blood, her eyes showed nothing but white as the pupils rolled back into her skull, and her stomach bulged a little as if she was a pregnant loli…
…and I am going to jail for writing that.
"N-Now, Master. Just try to calm down," Lan Cu tried to reason with her. He only received a punch aimed at his groin as well, but luckily, he got Protection from Arrows so he evaded the blow.
"YOU ARE A HACKER! I AM REPORTING!" Gudako screamed and pointed at Gudao. The fact she used the empty tofu plate as a helmet and wielded the china spoon as a weapon made this all the more… terrifying, believe it or not. It's like going up against a mad god. "BUT BEFORE THAT, I WI-" Gudako was knocked out by a well-placed strike over the back of her neck by Medusa, who had regained her senses.
"That's… for my… sister," Medusa said before trying to get up.
The five new Servants could only look on in confusion and shock at the display. Geronimo noticed this and said to them.
"Greetings… Welcome to hell."
A/N: Ugh, this took so long Apocrypha was almost over and Lostbelt 5.2 had already lost its effect.
Well... anyways... I was tinkering with the idea of having Gudako wake up the Cyphers (might only be some of them) earlier and get them to help with Solomon. I am still considering if I want to do that, though because that's still a long way away.
Also… FREE SSR! HOLY SHIT! I can't wait to get my first Waver in two years…!
[1] Eromenos — an Ancient Greek word for an adolescent boy in Ancient Greece who was courted by an older man, or was in an erotic relationship with him. There it is, ladies and gentlemen: the Greek, the world first shōtacons… did you know they arguably invented slavery as well?
[2] I am not going to hold off from revealing her true name like in-game, because it would take us a long time to get to EoR. I also cut and edit some parts of all introduction dialogue, because, well, some weren't translated properly or not needed to be stretched out like in the game.
