"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"
Suddenly a portal opened, and a human rolled in.
Motoki fell to the ground, and then slowly got to his feet.
"Where am I?!" he demanded. "I need to get back to work!"
The portal closed, but nothing was said.
"Uh…?" said Beryl. "Jadeite, who is this? A friend of yours?"
"No," said Jadeite. "I think that's Motoki of the arcade."
"Mmm," said Beryl. "He looks a lot like you."
"Wrong," said Jadeite. "Not even close."
"What is this!?" demanded Motoki, starting to lose it. "Am I in outer space?!"
"Human," said Beryl, and Motoki instantly froze in his place.
He was frightened by the strange lady's harsh tone.
"Why are you here?" asked Beryl.
"Umm," said Motoki. "I was just walking to my part-time job at Crown Arcade, when suddenly I fell in a portal. But right before I fell I heard the familiar laugh of that fiend Zoisite. Do you know him?"
"Yes," said Beryl. "He's one of mine."
"That Zoisite," said Jadeite. "Just sending a human in here without saying anything."
"I'll have a talk with Zoisite about this later," said Beryl. "But you must leave, young man."
"Right!" said Motoki.
He started running, and he opened up the door.
But outside was the Arctic.
"Yikes," said Motoki. "Hey, lady, can you give me a ride back to Tokyo?"
"No," said Beryl. "You have 5 seconds to leave."
"No, please!" said Motoki. "Do you at least have some winter wear? Where am I, anyway?! Is this the Arctic?"
"You can't stay here," said Beryl.
"Please," said Motoki. "It's cold outside."
Beryl readied her crystal ball.
Motoki knew that bright lights are usually followed up by an attack.
He ran out into the Arctic and kept running.
But that's when Beryl's crystal ball fired a blast.
Motoki knew running in a straight line he'd be dead, so he took a right turn.
However the blast followed him, and he was deceased.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed.
The doors closed.
"Honestly," said Beryl. "What was Zoisite thinking?"
Motoki walked into Crown Arcade.
He turned the Closed sign to Open.
"Another day," said Motoki. "Another Yen! Heh," he said, at his own joke.
He got behind the counter as the customers flowed in.
"Excuse me sir!" called a young girl. "This machine took my token!"
"Yes," said Motoki. "That's what it's supposed to do. Heh heh heh."
"Yes," said the young girl. "However it didn't let me play the game."
"Grrr!" said Motoki. "I hate when that happens! Let me come see."
However, halfway down his path to the machine, a ring of fire appeared suddenly, surrounding him.
Motoki got in his battle stance.
There was a laugh, followed by petals, and none other than Zoisite appeared.
"ZOISITE!" yelled Motoki. "LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE!"
"No," said Zoisite. "How did you like your trip to the Negaverse?"
Motoki looked around desperately, but all he saw was fire.
That's when he spotted a young child who had been in the wrong place at the wrong time, and was also caught within the ring of fire.
"Hey!" said Motoki. "This is between you and me! Let this child out of your ring of fire!"
"No can do," said Zoisite. "You'll try to leap out too."
"No," said Motoki. "I'm an honorable man."
"Shoot," said Zoisite, more talking to himself than anyone. "Why do I always end up grabbing random humans when I put people in rings of fire or red bubbles? This reminds me of that time with Chiba, and I brought that young girl. However, Sailor Moon took her out of the closed elevator and took her place. That brat!"
Suddenly Motoki sprang into action, and dashed for the kid.
He threw the kid, in an attempt to throw him over the flames.
But the flames were a lot higher than one would think, and the kid perished.
"NOOOOOO!" cried Motoki.
"Why did you kill that boy?" asked Zoisite. "I would have let him live. Probably. I know how to throw beams that only hit one person, after all."
Motoki was bloodlusted.
He turned to Zoisite and growled.
Then he charged with a mighty charge, powered up by 100% bloodlust.
The charge was so mighty that even the animation style changed, and it looked like a completely different anime.
He readied a wild punch, that would shatter bones, and went in for the kill.
Zoisite leapt into the air, and Motoki didn't know what to do.
"Barbarian," said Zoisite.
He threw a beam, and Motoki was taken for a bad ride, a nightmare roller coaster, as he flew with the beam.
He was dead.
Zoisite snapped his fingers and the fire was no more.
"Heh," he said.
The orange man came running in, who was another worker at Crown Arcade only shown once.
He threw a leaping kick, but Zoisite caught it.
Zoisite threw him into a machine, and the machine exploded.
But the orange man survived.
"What's going on?!" he demanded. "Is this a terrorism incident?"
Zoisite fired a beam, but the orange man just perished and did not go for a ride.
His life was claimed by Zoisite.
Motoki was walking home from work through a construction site.
"Mmmmm," he said.
He was wearing some kind of fancy suit, because he changes once he gets to Crown Arcade but he's quite fashionable in his personal life.
"I hope I don't get attacked by Zoisite," thought Motoki. "Like that time with Reika…"
Suddenly there were some explosions surrounding him, and that's when he found himself in a ring of fire.
"RRRRrRR!" yelled Motoki, like a pirate.
"Barbarian," said Zoisite, early on in the fight.
"Why are you obsessed with me!?" screamed Motoki.
"Shut up," said Zoisite. "It's time to die."
But Motoki would not have it.
Zoisite was expecting Motoki to charge with all he had, however, Motoki suddenly turned and crossed his arms to protect his face, and dove through the fire. This was much like Sailor Moon against Eudial, but she was the light of hope.
It completely threw Zoisite off guard. He was in fact so stunned he stood there for a couple seconds, until he snapped back to reality.
"Hey!" he said.
He dismissed the fire, right as Motoki climbed to his feet.
Motoki started sprinting, and Zoisite threw a beam.
The beam followed Motoki, but suddenly Motoki dove right and the beam kept going, blowing up a building that was about to built, but now would not be.
"Rrr!" said Zoisite. "Everyone gets lucky sometimes!"
He turned to petals, and then appeared in front of Motoki.
However he was far too close, and Motoki threw a punch into his stomach.
Zoisite dropped to the ground, and Motoki turned and kept running.
"This has taken a bad turn!" said Zoisite.
He sprinted after Motoki on foot, but Motoki was an expert at parkour.
He leapt into the construction site, and started scaling the frame of a tall building.
Zoisite leapt up after him, and he was quickly gaining on the arcade worker.
"Damn!" said Motoki.
He started dashing across a long beam, but Zoisite appeared in front of him.
"Stop!" said Zoisite. "Your running is futile!"
That's when Motoki leapt off the beam, onto a beam being supported by a crane.
The crane swung from Motoki's weight, and Motoki was able to somehow make it to the ground.
"Tonight he's a live one," considered Zoisite. "I can't give up, I picked this fight and it would look really foolish!"
Motoki made it to a road, but Zoisite leapt in front of him.
Motoki suddenly ripped a mailbox out of the ground, and threw it at Zoisite.
"AAHHH!" said Zoisite, covering himself and getting taken to the floor.
Motoki sprinted down an alley.
"Shoot!" said Zoisite, standing up.
Motoki was finally able to catch his breath.
"I think I lost him," he said.
But that's when he heard footsteps, and he leapt into a dumpster, shutting the cover.
He was now hyperventilating, and hoping the sound wasn't too loud.
"Hey," said Yuuichirou. "What are you doing in my dumpster, boy?"
"Shhh!" said Motoki. "I'm being hunted like a beast of prey!"
"Sad," said Yuuichirou. "But this is my dumpster."
Suddenly the dumpster opened, via Zoisite.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Motoki.
"Get out," said Zoisite. "I'm not going in there."
Motoki tried to close the lid, but Zoisite pulled back against it.
Motoki got it shut for a second, but then the lid started to glow and Zoisite pulled it back open.
He reached in and grabbed Motoki by the neck.
"You're not getting away this time," said Zoisite.
"SHYAAAAAA!" said Yuuichirou, spooked.
Zoisite leapt high into the air with Motoki in toe.
"Your luck's run out!" he called.
He flew high into the stratosphere, and the oxygen levels started to go down.
Motoki was flailing for his life.
"WHYYyYYYEE!" he demanded.
That's when his fight or flight kicked in, and since flight was ruled out, he chomped down on Zoisite's hand.
"OowoWWWO!" yelled Zoisite.
But he clung for dear life until he got high enough.
Then he threw Motoki, and fired a beam with him.
Motoki was caught in the beam, and flew with it until he hit the ground, creating an explosion the size of an apartment building.
There was not a single particle of Motoki remaining.
Motoki's sister was in the shower.
"Lalalala," she sung. "I wish my boyfriend was in here…"
Then she blushed. "Heh heh heh! Those thoughts are embarrassing!"
Suddenly Jadeite climbed in. "Pass the soap?" he asked.
"Sure," said Motoki's sister.
But then she looked up.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed, covering her body.
Jadeite was in his swim trunks, with a shower cap on. "Why are you taking an American shower?" he asked.
Motoki's sister threw a nude punch, but Jed caught it.
He snapped her wrist, and then released it.
"OWWEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Motoki's sister.
She threw herself out of the tub and ran into her living room.
That's when the world became chaos around her.
"WAaaAAAAA!" she cried. "What is this?!"
Colors flashed, and it felt like the world was twisting left and right.
It was in fact the same thing Nephrite used on Usagi base. It was madness, and Motoki's sister got in a fetal position.
After 30 minutes, she couldn't take anymore, and threw herself out the apartment window.
However, she lived very high up, so she knew this was the end.
As she fell, a beam came flying, taking her into someone's apartment.
"AHHHHH!" screamed a random person.
Motoki's sister leapt out the window again because she still didn't have clothes on.
She hit the ground and died.
The next day, Motoki watched the news.
There was a full video of the event, provided by an unknown source.
He watched in horror, and then stood up.
"I knew she wasn't old enough to live on her own! She should have stayed with Mama!" shouted Motoki.
He clenched his fists.
"Who did this!?"
But he had an idea.
That's when Zoisite appeared on his TV.
"Motoki-chan," said Zoisite. "Did you see what happened to your sister?"
Motoki threw a dropkick, shattering his TV, and in fact killing Zoisite, as he was fused into it like Mimet.
"I… I defeated him!" said Motoki. "This is for my sister! HAHA!"
That's when Jadeite appeared, and fired lightning out of his palms, nearly killing Motoki because Jed held back.
Motoki dropped to the ground, and then Kunzite picked him up.
He started throwing punches to Motoki's stomach, and threw punch after punch in a consecutive pattern until Motoki was no more.
He dropped Motoki's battered body.
"Why are we doing this?" wondered Kunzite.
"I don't know," said Nephrite. "But it's too fun to stop."
Kenji was raiding Motoki's fridge, and pulled out all his bread.
"Why does this strange man keep bread in his fridge?" he wondered.
Kenj walked out into the living room. "Messy place," he said. "He lives like a slob."
He spotted Motoki's body.
"Hey," said Kenji. "I thought you agreed you'd let me box him for a bit! Just to test my skills."
"You would have lost," said Kunzite. "This one's a strong one."
"I don't know about that," said Jadeite. "Kenji's a grown man, fully developed, while Motoki's still an adolescent. Plus, Kenji has training with his belt."
"Well," said Nephrite, appearing back in the room after blowing up Motoki's bedroom. "Sadly there was a change of plans, Kenj, as unfortunately Zoisite was taken as Motoki's last act."
"Actually," said Kunzite. "His last act was getting punched by me."
"Sad," said Jadeite.
Motoki and Reika sat in a fancy diner, eating out.
"Motoki," said Reika. "You look on edge today, dear. I only visit Japan once a year, you can worry about Crown Arcade after I leave!"
"That's not it," said Motoki. "I'm being haunted. By a devil."
"Oh dear," said Reika. "What does this devil look like?"
"Well," said Motoki. "He almost looks like a regular woman, but he has green eyes of horror."
"OoooOOh!" said Reika. "How scary!"
"I just hope he keeps you out of this," said Motoki.
Suddenly the waiter walked up.
"Hey," said Motoki. "You're not my waiter! What did you do with him!?"
But that's when Motoki looked up at the waiter's face.
It was just a different waiter.
"Oh," said Motoki. "I guess waiters do share tables sometimes."
Motoki placed his order, and placed one for Reika like a gentleman.
The waiter walked away.
"So how's Africa?" asked Motoki, starting to feel at ease.
That's when the waiter came back.
"Hey," said Motoki. "That was quick."
But then he looked at the waiter's face, and all the colors drained from his face.
"Hey," said Reika. "Why does our waiter keep changing? Can I talk to your manager?"
Motoki whispered, in a very strained tone, "That's him!"
"He's the manager?" asked Reika, oblivious. "Oh, then I have a complaint to make to you."
Suddenly Motoki flung out of his chair, and tried to stand Reika up and flee with her.
But that's when Zoisite shot a dark energy wave.
Motoki decided it was all or nothing, and charged with a punch, screaming, throwing Zoisite off guard with how quick on the trigger he was.
Zoisite expected Motoki to get launched off his feet, but Motoki charged with so much force, he plowed right through the dark energy wave and right for Zoisite.
Zoisite gasped, and leapt into the air.
But Motoki was relentless, and his resolve was impeccable.
He leapt onto the table, causing Reika to shriek.
He flew off the table like a flying squirrel and threw a high-punch, but Zoisite dropped a beam, taking Motoki to the floor.
Reika ran up to his battered body.
"Motoki!" she cried. "You monster!"
"Heh," said Zoisite.
That's when Reika suddenly threw herself, taking Zoisite for a ride.
But the ride came to a sudden stop when Zoisite threw a beam, killing Reika instantly since she was more frail than muscular Motoki.
When Motoki woke up 10 days later, he saw Reika's corpse.
On it was a note, but it was written in the Negaverse language so he couldn't read it.
"NOOoOOOO!" said Motoki.
He picked up the note, and for an instant it appeared that he had burned it in his hand.
"Wow!" he said. "When I'm angry, I have unlimited potential!"
But that's when he saw the fire kept going, and he soon found himself in a ring of fire.
"Good morning," said Zoisite. "You've been out for 10 days."
Motoki got mad and charged with a punch, since Zoisite was in the ring too.
"Barbarian," said Zoisite, leaping in the air.
He threw a beam, taking Motoki with it.
"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" yelled Motoki.
"Hello, Mom," said Motoki.
"Motoki-chan!" said Motoki's mom. "I'm glad you came to visit!"
"Haha, yes," said Motoki.
"Where's your sister?" asked Mama Furuhata.
Motoki sat down. "She couldn't make it," he said.
"Why?" said Motoki's mom.
Motoki started to sweat, trying to cover for his sis.
"Is she out with that boy again?" asked Motoki's mom.
"Shoot," said Motoki. "I can't lie to you, Mama. Yes."
"Alright," said Mama Motoki. "I'll go make the American casserole. I would have had it ready if you told me you were coming."
"Gee, thanks Mom!" said Motoki. "Your casseroles always cheer me up, and if there's one thing I need right now, it's something to cheer me up."
Motoki's mom came back with a casserole 20 minutes later.
"Fast!" commented Motoki, and then he dug in.
"It's so nice for you to stop by. The house has been lonely ever since you and your sister moved out at young ages to different apartments," said Motoki's mom. "Have you been keeping your house clean?"
"Moooooom!" said Motoki, blushing. "You're embarrassing me! Of course I am, I'm a grown man!"
"Sure, sure," said Motoki's mom. "But you'll always be my little Motok."
"D'awww," said Motoki, letting his mom throw a cheek pinch.
Suddenly he felt the air go thin, and turned behind him.
"Mother!" he cried. "Run!"
"Huh?" said Mother Motoki.
That's when a dark figure appeared, and it was Zoisite.
"Zoisite!" said Motoki.
"Ah, you brought company!" said Motoki's mom. "Is this a new girlfriend who did not move to another continent to avoid you? Honestly, if I ran into that Reika in a dark alley…"
"Mother," said Zoisite. "I hope you have some casserole for me."
"Ah," said Motoki's mom. "Don't worry, I'll go get some from the kitchen."
"Thank you," said Zoisite.
"Stop, Mother!" said Motoki. "This guy's a villain!"
"Guy?" asked Motoki's mom.
"Mother," said Zoisite. "Motoki's being mean to me."
"She's not your mom!" cried Motoki.
That's when Zoisite got to the point that a ring of fire appeared, lighting Motoki's mom's house on fire.
"NOOOOO!" said Motoki's mom. "My photos! My memories! I've had this house since the 60's!"
"Zoisite!" said Motoki. "Leave my mother out of this!"
"No can do," said Zoisite. "If you really want your mother out of this, I suggest changing your last name."
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!" screamed Motoki.
But that's when Zoisite raised his hand, and Motoki braced himself.
But when he opened his eyes, he realized he wasn't the target.
His mom was starting to levitate, as petals started to form around her.
"AAaaaAHHH!" said Motoki's mom, being lifted off the ground. "I'm too old for this!"
"NooOOooOOOOOoOO!" said Motoki, starting to sob. "Zoisite, please, no!"
"Sorry," said Zoisite. "My hands are tied."
Motoki leapt for his mother, but she slipped away as she continued to float through the ceiling and keep going.
Motoki broke down and started sobbing on the ground.
"MOOOTOOOOOKIIIII!" yelled Motoki's mom, as she kept going in the air. "What is happening!?" she called. "Am I gonna die?!"
That's when Motoki's tears turned to rage, and his bloodlust sprung him to his feet.
In his eyes were fire, or it was just the reflection of the fire around him.
He tackled Zoisite, who was open because he was occupied with the mom.
Motoki took Zoisite to the ground with that mighty tackle, and started throwing punch after punch.
"LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS!" he yelled.
Zoisite lost his grip on Mama Motoki and she dropped to the ground from the mesosphere.
Zoisite was defending himself with his arms, and Motoki continued the onslaught of punches.
Then Motoki spotted a familiar glow, and gasped.
He quickly leapt off of Zoisite, and spotted a beam that had formed between his opponent's hands.
Zoisite threw it at close range from the ground, killing Motoki.
"EEEEASSSSY does it!" said Zoisite, dusting off his gloves.
He looked at Motoki's mother's house, that was now only ashes.
"I guess we're finished here," said Zoisite.
Suddenly Zoisite felt motion, and turned to see Motoki's mom climbing out of the rubble.
It was Zoisite's turn to gasp, as he had never imagined that this human would be so durable.
She charged right for Zoisite, and he had no choice but to fire a beam.
Motoki's mom held her ground against the beam, and remained on her feet as her life force was taken away for five minutes.
Her skin was burnt to a crisp, and finally she dropped to the ground after ten more minutes, and laid there sizzling.
She was dead.
Zoisite was panting. "Wow," he said. "I've never kept up a beam that long. Good thing it was a weak beam, designed to almost kill humans."
But that's when Motoki's mom rose to her feet, and cracked her neck, and spit blood.
She motioned for Zoisite to come again.
"I'm not finished yet," she scoffed.
Zoisite was horrified, and decided to put her down quickly with a crystal.
Just to make sure she was dead, Zoisite put her in a portal, and sealed it forever.
"Eaaaasssssy!" said Zoisite, but he was actually shaking.
Motoki held a crumpled slip of paper in his hand.
"Hmmm," he said. "I didn't want it to come to this, but that fiend Zoisite left me no choice."
He held the phone in his hand and slowly typed the number.
He gulped, and then pressed call.
He waited patiently for three rings, and right when he was about to hang up and never try again, a deep, stern voice answered the phone.
"Hello?" it said. "Who's calling?"
"…Father," said Motoki, in a low voice. "It's me."
"Ah, I never thought I'd hear your voice again, after what happened," said the father.
"Yes," said Motoki. "I didn't want to call either, trust me. But I need your help, father. Just this once."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," said his father. "Hm."
Motoki waited, and he could hear his own heartbeat.
"What is it?" said his father, finally.
Motoki let out a sigh of relief, and filled his father in with his past encounters with the Negaverse.
When he mentioned his latest beating with his mom, he heard some kind of noise on the other line.
"Your mother, too," said Papa. "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," he said.
"S-so," stuttered Motoki. "Will you help? Not for me, and not for mom, but-"
The line went blank.
Motoki was traumatized from the whole confrontation, and sat down, catching his breath.
"I didn't want to do that," he said. "But I had no choice."
"Beryl," said Nephrite. "Explain to Jadeite that my energy strategy is more effective."
"No," said Beryl. "You both have terrible ways to get energy."
"Then what do you suggest?" asked Jadeite.
"I can't tell you everything," said Beryl. "You have to figure out how to do things on your own, walk on your own feet per se."
"She doesn't know," said Nephrite.
But Jadeite believed everything Beryl said. "Beryl," said Jadeite. "Is this really the time? I thought world domination was our top priority, not me learning how to fend for myself."
"Do you dare question your queen!?" said Beryl, starting to get mad.
Jadeite was starting to get nervous, but Nephrite smiled with curiosity, wanting to see how this would play out.
That's when suddenly the Negaverse doors swung open, and all the Youmas spectating quickly scattered.
"What is that?" said Beryl. "What is this unfamiliar energy I sense? It's like nothing I've ever felt before."
"Is that…" said Jadeite. "A human?"
"It can't be," said Nephrite. "This is the North Pole, and no one even knows how to get to our secret hide-out."
"Shoot," said Beryl. "Did we leave that portal open in that shop?"
But the man simply ignored his opponents, and continued walking forward like he was casually walking down the street.
However, his stern expression said otherwise, and his stiff motions also said otherwise.
"Who are you?" demanded Beryl at last.
The man said nothing, and raised his hand.
He clenched his hand into a fist, and Jadeite went out in a blaze of explosion.
"AH!" said Nephrite, leaping back because he was standing next to Jed.
Beryl was completely spooked, and was in fact visibly shaken.
Her eyes were as wide as saucers, and she stared speechless, as the event didn't even sink in yet.
Nephrite landed on the ground, and turned to where Jadeite once was.
But all that remained was absolutely nothing, and it was as if Jadeite never existed.
"No!" said Nephrite. "How?!"
That's when he started to panic, and so did Beryl, when the severity of the situation sunk in.
"What's your beef?!" demanded Nephrite courageously, taking a step back in fear.
"My son," said the man.
But that's all he said.
Nephrite got in his battle stance, knowing that this would be his final battle.
But Beryl acted first, and fired her strongest attack.
It flew right at the man, and there was an explosion.
"Got 'em!" howled Nephrite.
But when the light dimmed, the man was completely unscathed, and almost looked revitalized.
That's when Nephrite somehow recognized the look on the man's face, and saw the same determination as when Motoki faced off against Zoisite. The only difference was a more weathered face, that showed age, but also experience. Many of his features matched Motoki and Motoki's sister, with different genes here and there. However the genetic relationship was undeniable.
"Are you…" said Nephrite. "That beam boy's pop?"
"Beam boy, huh?" said Papa Motoki.
His black mustache furrowed, and he turned to Nephrite and stared at him.
Nephrite suddenly feared for his life, and tried to sprint away at top speeds.
He went to teleport, but suddenly got impaled through the heart by the shockwave of a punch.
Nephrite's eyes went blank, and he fell to his knees and then the floor.
The spot where his heart once was still had smoke coming out.
"I've still got it," said the Furuhata man.
Queen Beryl leapt into a portal to try to fuse with Metalia.
But suddenly she dropped dead, and appeared in Metalia's chambers as a corpse.
"WAAUAHH!" screamed Metalia.
Meanwhile, back in Beryl's throne room, Motoki's father cracked his knuckles.
He wiped off his sleeves from the dirt.
"Hmm," he said. "That's three. How many were there again?"
Motoki's father had only half-attentively listened to Motoki's tale, so he didn't know how many he had to kill with his impossible strength.
Motoki's father began strolling the Negaverse, with the intent to kill anyone on sight.
He killed many Youmas, but they were just small fries, almost ants to him.
Finally he arrived in the Nega break room.
He sensed life, so he decided to take it, and walked in.
Kenji was making something in the toaster, and the man walked up to him.
"Hey!" said Kenji. "You almost startled me! Hello, young man who is slightly older than me. Are you another human that resides in the Negaverse?"
Motoki's dad said nothing, and just studied the odd specimen.
He appeared human, but sadly he had to go either way.
"Say," said Kenji. "Are you a father like me? I recognize the wear on your face, ho ho ho!"
Kenji died, and Motoki's dad went on his way.
As he roamed and killed, Motoki's pop spotted a big castle in the distance on a hill.
From far away, he still sensed two lifeforms with his inhuman senses.
He scaled the whole mountain in one jump, and then knocked on the door.
Kunzite answered.
"What is this?" said Kunzite.
Those were Kunzite's last words, as he was hit by 1 million consecutive punches from all angles, and was instantly obliterated.
Zoisite was at the dinner table, eating some Captain Crunch.
"What's taking Kunzite so long?" he wondered. "I hope he's not shooting the breeze with the mailman, his cereal is getting soggy."
That's when a man walked in.
Zoisite didn't notice who it was because he was reading the Captain Crunch cereal box.
"Kunzite, welcome back!" said Zoisite. "Say, we should hit the store later and buy Oops! All Berries, because I like the berries in this Captain Crunch and I think it might be a good thing to try. Here's a picture of the product on the box!"
Zoisite held out the cereal box, but then he dropped it, when he saw that it was not Kunzite, but some strange man.
He stood up, knocking over the table.
"You're not Kunzite!" he yelled. "Who are you!?"
The man just stared at him like a statue.
But then Zoisite recognized the face better than anyone could.
"Aaaaaaaahh!" said Zoisite. "If it isn't Beam Boy, Sr. Or should I say, Papa Beam Boy."
The man just continued to stare without moving.
"I don't know how you got here," said Zoisite. "But I know how you're leaving."
He leapt into the air.
"You know what they say!" he taunted. "Like father, like son!"
He threw the strongest beam he's ever thrown, and then his face turned giddy like that time he was yelling at Bunbo.
However, right before the beam landed, the man swung his arm, deflecting the beam through the wall, and it continued to fly off into the distance.
"Oh no!" said Zoisite.
He tried to teleport away, but the man grabbed his foot, and threw him to the ground.
"AAAAAHHH!" said Zoisite. "How did you have such a weakling kid?!"
Zoisite spawned a crystal and tried to take his own life, knowing there was no fight to be had when a beast was mighty enough to deflect his beam.
Motoki's father snatched the crystal and snapped it on his knee, and then picked up Zoisite and snapped him on his knee.
Zoisite experienced inhuman pain, and it took him 20 minutes to die as he was too weak to spawn another crystal.
Motoki's dad ate his Captain Crunch out of the box dry, crunching it with fury.
"OMNOMNOMNOM," crunched Motoki's dad.
Zoisite finally died.
Motoki's dad shook his head.
Motoki stirred in his sleep, and he felt a gust of paranormal wind.
He looked at his night table, and there was a note.
It was not signed, but he recognized the hand writing.
"It's over," it read. "That's the only favor I owe you, boy. Never call me again."
"Ah!" said Motoki. "Papa came through! I knew he would."
He went back to sleep, and slept very peacefully.
However, he never woke up that morning.
The Shitennou were in hell, including Kenji.
"Hmm," said Zoisite. "You know, I think Grandpa could have blocked my beam. I should have at least tried to fight. The gap between Motoki and Grandpa is very far, and my beam is one of my weakest attacks, next to the dark energy wave."
"Well," said Jadeite. "I don't even know what happened. I just died."
"You blew up," said Nephrite.
"D'oh," said Jadeite.
"That guy was a monster!" said Kunzite. "He threw so many punches in half a millisecond, it felt almost like a million! But I couldn't be sure because I died from the first one."
"Zoisite," said Beryl. "This is why you shouldn't terrorize random humans."
"Hey!" said Zoisite. "I didn't think this would happen! Who could have predicted this?!"
"Well, I never got to eat my toast," said Kenji.
Suddenly they felt a strong energy, and they all looked up.
It appeared that the very ceiling of hell was being split in half, and as the gap grew bigger and bigger, all their faces turned pale, as they saw it was being torn apart by none other than Motoki's dad, who simply grabbed the ground and split it in two.
"Hey!" said Satan, walking in. "You can't be here!"
Motoki's dad dropped down through the crack and landed on the ground.
He stared up at Satan with a stern look.
"Hey, are you living?" demanded Satan. "Only dead people down here, boy!"
That's when Motoki's dad threw a punch, right into Satan's stomach.
Satan just stared down at Papa Motok's fist, as a look of pure horror slowly appeared on his face.
He then dropped dead, and his body turned to dust.
"No!" said Zoisite. "He was a good guy! He did not deserve this!"
Motoki's dad turned to them.
A spooked expression grew on all their faces instantly from the crazy man's death glare.
"Wait!" said Jadeite. "If we all attack at once, maybe we will stand a chance!"
"It's worth a shot!" said Beryl.
But their plan fell apart when suddenly Kenji faded from existence.
They all tried to scatter, and leap into the pool of lava to take their own lives.
But the lava turned to stone at the man's chilling presence, and they collided with solid ground.
Each one of them tried to take their own lives with some kind of sharp weapon, but instead they all found themselves on the man's knee, as he snapped all five of them like twigs in one single knee drop.
Motoki's dad took out a bag of nails and started feasting on them patiently as he watched all five of them die in pain and misery.
Zoisite was the first to drop, followed quickly by Kunzite, who's shown to not be able to take a hit.
Beryl died instantly after, and Jadeite died soon too.
Nephrite took five more minutes than the rest, decided it was a good feat, and then gave up, going farther into hell into Super hell.
"Wow," said Zoisite. "I can't believe Nephrite is still in regular hell. What a fighter."
Nephrite appeared suddenly. "Wow," he said. "Easy."
"What a world," said Kenji. "Fading away was scary."
"Wait," said Jadeite. "I know how this is gonna go. Any second now he's going to burst through the boundaries separating these realms, and kill us again."
"Please, no!" said Satan.
"Don't worry," said Super Satan. "I'll protect you."
But the Shitennou weren't going to risk it with all their experience, and they all took out blades.
Kunzite successfully killed himself, but before Zoisite could land the finishing blow on himself, he dropped dead.
Standing behind him was Motoki's dad, who landed on the ground with such speed that Zoisite was sliced in half, maybe by some kind of attack but maybe not, because it was too fast to see.
Nephrite successfully took his life, but Jadeite hesitated at the last second, and him, Beryl, Satan, and Super Satan were dropped on Papa Motoki's knee, and they all died painfully.
While Motoki's dad patiently waited for them to die, the others who escaped and were now in Ultimate hell took their lives, not waiting, and dropped another layer down.
They continued to take their lives for five layers, and there were many Satans that joined their death party.
"That will buy us some time," said Zoisite. "We gotta think of a plan. Surely we can do something with so many Satans. Maybe some kind of fusion or something."
"I don't know," said 10th layer Satan, the strongest of Satans for the first 10 levels of hell. "If we fuse we can never unfuse."
"Wait," said Nephrite. "Is that some kind of Satan rule, or is that just some kind of biological thing?"
Suddenly the ceiling above them exploded, as Motoki's dad came flying down with an overhead mallet punch, taking everyone else with him.
The layers of hell were starting to get more abstract, as Motoki's dad ended floor after floor in one continuous overhead mallet punch. He continued to fall deeper down, as he would not stop until he hit a surface he could not destroy.
He tore through 20 floors like tissue paper, not losing momentum at all.
Everyone was dragged along for the ride of misery, and suffered constant inhuman pain, as dying so many times so fast was starting to take its toll.
At around level 40, the Satans were getting so strong that they were starting to be able to see Motoki's dad's movements.
And on floor 222, the Satan knew he was approaching, and timed a leap right when he broke through the floor.
222 tried to throw himself on Furuhata, but he was simply repelled by the aura and killed.
By floor 720, Motoki's dad was starting to lose momentum, but was still clearing floors rather easily.
The next 50 Satans fused and awaited Furuhata.
The fused being stood right where Furuhata was gonna land, and cracked his knuckles.
"I can't believe it's come to this," said the being. "I've never seen a creature actually make it this deep into hell."
That's when Motoki's dad appeared faster than the Satan would have thought, and Satans threw a leaping kick.
Motoki's dad was caught offguard, and fell to the ground, not sustaining much damage.
Motoki's dad stood up and stared at the beast sternly.
"Yeah, that's right!" said Satans. "You're no match for us!"
Just then, all the beings that were being dragged with Motoki's dad through the hells, fell, falling like rain.
A majority of them were Satans who were in the wrong place at the wrong time, since they were so many floors down. 719 Satans, to be exact, all hitting the ground and instantly dying.
But the Shitennou were in fact still there, and they died too, sometime in the middle of all the Satans falling.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Kenji, hitting the ground and dropping.
They all reappeared on floor 721, and quickly started taking their own lives again, knowing that the fused creature would not be able to fight this mighty beast.
They soon appeared on floor 800.
"Take your own life!" Kenji told the Satan, quickly taking his own life.
"What was that?!" said the Satan. "I better do it, since no one should be down here."
Right as he took his own life, several other Satans appeared and quickly took their own lives.
They arrived at floor 900.
"When does this hell end?" yelled Satan #16, taking his own life so he didn't hear the answer.
Right behind him were 40 more Satans, and Kunzite was among them because he just happened to pass by them at the same speed of taking his own life.
They all continued to take their own lives, some faster than others.
Meanwhile, Motoki's dad was still exchanging blows with the mighty fused creature.
But then he stopped toying with the creature, sensing the others going deeper into hell.
"I can't let them escape," he thought.
He threw a grand slam, instantly sending the beast to hell, and then leapt up and threw a piledriver, plowing through more floors at the speed of light.
Meanwhile, everyone was continuing to take their own lives, but they knew they were being gained on.
Some Satans fused together so they could take their own life faster.
Jadeite knew it was hopeless, and stopped taking his own life and simply sat on the ground on floor 975.
He was quickly destroyed, as the floor was destroyed with him, and Motoki's dad continued through the floors, taking down pretty much everyone in the process as he was now destroying floors faster than people taking their own lives.
At floor 1,000, everyone respawned there.
"Where is he?" they said.
"Is it over?" asked a naïve higher-up hell Satan.
"I couldn't end my life fast enough," said Kunzite. "He caught up to all of us."
"So how much further does this really go?" they asked the mightiest Satan, floor 1,000 Satan.
"Ah!" said the floor 1,000 Satan. "This is the last floor."
"Horray!" everyone cheered.
"What happens after?" asked Kenji.
"It's nonexistence," said one of the Satans who knew about the lure.
Everyone let out a sigh of relief, knowing they'd finally be taken out of existence.
"Maybe there is something beyond that," said Zoisite hopefully. "A place where we will finally be free."
"I hope not," said Nephrite. "That man will just find us there."
Suddenly the ceiling collapsed, and Dad Motoki came flying down.
Kenji leapt into his attack for no particular reason, as Motoki's dad punched the floor, shattering it.
Everyone faded away, except for Motoki's dad who continued to fall, like falling out of the world on Minecraft.
"Shit!" said Motoki's dad. "Son!"
He faded from existence.
Motoki had just arrived in hell, but he didn't meet a ground and in fact met open air.
He fell through 1,000 floors and became no more.
