"Queen Beryl!" yelled Jadeite. "I found a new source of energy!"

"Jadeite, isn't it time for you to go fight the Sailors?" asked Beryl.

"Yikes, is that today?" asked young Jed.

"Yes," said Beryl.

"Hmm," said Jadeite. "I kind of have plans already to go play some Super Smash Bros. Melee and retrain my Pichu game, as I'm a bit rusty since it's been 17 years. I gotta be ready for Smash 5, where Pichu will make his reappearance."

"No time for that, Jadeite," said Beryl. "Go now."

"Shoot," said Jadeite. "Whelp, cya later."

Jadeite left.


Jadeite showed up at the airport.

There were many guards due to his projection over the city.

"Hmmm," said Jadeite. "Not good."

Jadeite hopped aboard a plane, and drove it straight through the airport terminal, killing them all.

He turned on the windshield wipers to clear his view.

Then, still in the plane, he made his infamous J-shaped pose, creating clay men.

"Now I wait," he said, putting his feet up on the controls.

The Sailors showed up foolishly in their base forms.

"Get 'em, my clay men!" yelled Jadeite.

The clay men attacked, and the Sailors were forced to transform.

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Jed atop a tall building, which was for some reason at the airport. "Sailor Moon! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Now I've got you where I want you!"

"No!" said the Sailors. "Why did we come in our bases?!"

Jadeite just chuckled. "It's a shame you've hardly had time to enjoy your life, and now it will be over."

Usagi opened up her mouth, but Jadeite kept talking.

"The life of a flower," Jadeite paused. "Is short and full of suffering. I'll send you poor little lambs to hell!"

Jadeite continued. "Enough chit-chat, girls! It's time for battle!"

Dark Meta Knight's theme, AKA Jed's battle theme, started playing, and he leapt high into the air.

He closed his eyes and concentrated, and then shot clear lightning straight into the planes.

They charged the young girls, and they had nowhere to run.

"Hahaha!" laughed Jed. "What a great gimmick! Good for a videogame boss battle."

That's when Jadeite recalled that all videogame characters that have gimmicks get killed by their own gimmicks.

He turned around to see a plane flying at him.

He started running on foot.

"Why are they coming after MEEEEEEEE?!" he howled.

That's when Jed tripped on a pebble, and fell to the ground.

"This doesn't make any sense!" he howled.

The plane closed in, and Jadeite had nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. He was so panicked he forgot to teleport.

He let out a scream.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Then the camera panned to the moon.

Jadeite limped into the Negalounge covered in bruises.

"Oof!" he said.

Everyone ignored him.

"Oof," he repeated.

"Shut up," said Nephrite.

The three other Shitennou, and Kenji Tsukino, were playing the hit new videogame Kirby Star Allies.

All four of them were playing as Dedede.

"Wait," said Kenji. "Am I blue Dedede or green Dedede?"

"You're red Dedede, bozo," said Zoisite.

"Oh," said Kenji. "Then who's the buff Dedede?"

"He's the Dedede we're fighting," said Nephrite. "Honestly, have you been asleep or something?"

"Oof!" repeated Jadeite.

Kunzite's character dropped due to unfortunate circumstances.

"Jadeite!" he said. "You killed my Dedede!"

"No," said Zoisite. "That's my Dedede! You're still in the game!"

"Wait," said Kunzite. "I am?!"

He tried to run to the corner, but didn't make it and dropped.

"NooOOO!" said Kunzite.

"Wait," said Kenji. "I thought I was the red Dedede."

"Wait," said Kunzite. "I'm still in!?"

Jadeite threw himself into the TV, destroying it.

Then he threw a punch, destroying the Nintendo Switch.

"Oof!" repeated Jadeite.

Everyone gasped.

"Jadeite, what happened to you?!" exclaimed Zoisite.

"I got run over by a plane," explained Jed. "I am in peril."

"Sad," said Zoisite.

"Hmm," said Kenji. "One time I tried to jump in my toaster, and broke my spine. To recover, I went to rehab, and I took my son Shingle. But it was all just a ploy to kill him, and I did."

"Odd ploy," said Nephrite. "How did you breaking your spine have to do with that?"

"It was just a coincidence that I needed to go to rehab," said Kenji. "Ironically, I already planned on taking Shingle to rehab and ending his life. But I killed two birds with one stone, when I actually had to go to rehab."

"Rehab," considered Jadeite. "That might be just what I need to get back on my feet."

"Try to stand," said Nephrite.

Jadeite tried to stand.

"Oof!" he said.

He fell to the ground. "A little help?" he said.

But there was no help to be had.

"My hands are tied," said Nephrite.

Zoisite looked and Nephrite's hands were actually tied.

"Who did this to you?" said Zoisite.

"I don't know," said Nephrite. "If one of you would help Jed until I sort this out, that'd be great. It all started this morning, I woke up and my hands were tied by an unknown source. I tried to break the rope but sadly it's the strongest rope in the world."

"Ho ho ho," said Kenji. "That reminds me of the time I tied Shingle's hands together, and then his hands to a heavy weight, and threw him off my fishing boat. But sadly I was too close to the shore and he rolled back in."

"Wow," said Kunzite. "I can't believe he'd trust you enough to go with you to rehab anyway."

"Shingle's a naïve boy," said Kenji. Then he corrected himself. "Shingle was a naïve boy."

"Oof," said Jadeite.

"Alright, we have to head over there," said Kunzite. "He's not looking so good."

They went to pick Jed up, but he screamed.

They all leapt back. They waited.

"You okay, sport?" asked Nephrite finally.

"Yes," said Jadeite. "I just panicked. I've never been picked up before."

"Alright," said Nephrite. "Well, we're gonna pick you up now."

Nephrite grabbed his arm.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Jadeite.

He threw a punch, crippling Zoisite.

"Why?!" cried Zoisite.

"Sorry," said Jadeite. "Your shin was just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Now I have to go to rehab," said Zoisite.

"Sorry," said Jadeite. "But that can't do. I can't have anyone I know there. It'd be too embarrassing."

"Just pick him up already," said Kunzite. He grabbed Jed's legs.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Jadeite.

He fired lightning, but Kunzite ate it.

"Not bad," said Kunzite.

They took Jed to rehab.


They entered the facility with a weak Jed supported on Kunzite's back like a child.

"Hey," said Kunzite, when no one else spoke up.

That's when the lady at the counter hissed at him.

She was a shriveled old hag, with a face that'd make babies cry.

Kunzite took a step back.

Her eyes were filled with fire.

"Err…" said Kunzite. "This young man needs a wheelchair. He is uncomfortable being slung over my back, since he just got hit by a plane."

The lady narrowed her eyes. "We don't normally take patients without a recommendation from a doctor," she sneered.

"Well, look at him," said Nephrite. "He got hit by a plane."

"Sir," said the lady. "You have a lot of nerve, barreling in here like you own the place, and asking for this man to have a room without showing me your papers."

"We have no papers," said Zoisite.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" shrieked the lady.

"You FOOOOOOLS!" she screeched.

Then she started to shriek.

"How DAAAAREE YOU come in here with no papers from a hospital!"

The lady spat on the ground and stomped her foot.

Nephrite shuddered, and Zoisite shrunk down to microscopic size in horror.

Kunzite trembled. "Ma'am," he said. "We're just trying to drop our boy off. Please don't give us this kind of attitude."

Suddenly the witch swung her arm, knocking a stapler to the ground.

Kenji picked it up and handed it to her.

"Here you go, ma'am," he said.

The lady bit down on the stapler, biting off half of it.

She chewed for a long time, and then spit out some staples.

Zoisite and Nephrite were cowering behind Kunzite.

Zoisite was under his cape.

Kenji had retreated to the door, and had his leg already outside in case things took a southward turn.

"Ma'am," said Kunzite. "Please calm down. We mean you no harm."

Kunzite narrowed his eyes to read her nametag. "…Eve."

"Don't speak my name," barked the woman.

"But," said Kunzite. "It's on your nametag."

She started barking at him, and he had to hide his face.

Zoisite stepped up to the hot seat. "Ummm…" he mumbled.

"Speak up, young lady!" barked the woman.

"Well," said Zoisite quietly. "Can w-we h-have a wheelch-chair?"

The old woman just stared at him with a look of pure hatred.

Zoisite had never seen such a cruel, heartless look.

The woman stared at Zoisite like a statue for a long time.

"Umm…" said Zoisite, trying again. "C-can we have-"

"I heard you!" barked the woman. "I'll see what I can do," she scoffed.

She headed down the hall that looked like the hall of a mental institution, and the Shitennou let out a sigh of relief.

But then she turned around, and they all gasped, getting in defensive positions.

She let out an evil snarl, showing her fangs, and then she turned back and left.

They stayed in their defense positions, still on guard.

After 50 minutes, they dropped their guard.

"Wow," said Kunzite. "What a horrible woman."

"That's no woman," said Zoisite. "That is a beast straight from hell."

"Wow," said Kenji. "Why would someone at a rehabilitation center be so cruel? We were just asking for a wheelchair."

Jadeite moaned. "Oof," he said.

"Hello!" said a very friendly young lady. "Do any of you need help?"

They all shook their heads without saying a word.

"Alright, call me if you need anything!" she said. "Anything at all!"

"Alright," said Zoisite.

They waited 20 more minutes for the wheelchair.

"I think she forgot us," said Kunzite. "Let's go somewhere else."

But another person walked up.

"Need any help?" she asked.

"No, we're just waiting for a wheelchair," said Kunzite.

"Okay," said the kind woman.

They continued to wait.

They heard an alarm ringing, and no one was turning it off.

"What is that incessant noise?" said Zoisite. "It hurts my ears."

"Hey," said a tall young man. "Need any help?"

"Just waiting on the wheelchair," said Nephrite.

"Alright, cya round!" said the guy.

"Everyone else seems to be nice here," commented Kenji. "Only that wicked woman working the desk seems to have a bad attitude."

"I don't know if we should leave Jed here," said Nephrite.

That's when they heard the familiar sound of a wheelchair, and they all got in their battle stances.

"Here," said the woman curtly.

"Umm," said Kunzite. "I'm sorry, but that wheelchair is far too small for young Jed here. Is that designed for a child?"

The lady growled. "It's the only one I could find. Do you want me to look for a larger one?"

"I-If you can," said Kunzite politely. "It would be a great help, as young Jed can't walk."

The woman growled like a heck hound, and threw the wheelchair into an incinerator.

"You didn't have to do that…" said Zoisite.

"What?!" screamed the woman. "Are you in charge here!?"

"No," said Zoisite. "Are you?!"

"Don't give me sass, young lady," sneered the woman. "Or you'll end up here, and you won't get out!"

"Why wouldn't I get out of rehab?" asked Zoisite. "What kind of facility is this?"

The young witch left.

"Wow," said Kunzite. "She reminds me of my third grade teacher, if she was a witch."

"What third grade teacher?" said Zoisite.

"I was just joking," said Kunzite. "Just trying to small talk and lighten the terrible mood."

"Well stop it," said Nephrite. "This is no place for jokes. Only misery and unhappiness lies here."

"The life of a flower is short and full of suffering," mumbled Jed.

"There there," said Kunzite, patting him.

"Oof!" said Jadeite.

That's when the lady reemerged with the normal human-sized wheelchair. Her face looked like she was about to murder someone, and it sent shivers down all their spines.

They placed Jed on the wheelchair.

"I hope this one's BIG enough for you!" she said. "This is the largest one we have!"

"Okay," said Kunzite, not wanting to pick a fight.

He began wheeling Jed down the hall, following the wicked witch.

As they passed rooms, everyone looked deceased, and none of the live ones looked in good shape.

They all looked like old, non-functioning people, and some were definitely corpses.

One man looked like his neck had no bones, and his head was slumped over.

"I wanna go home," said Zoisite, clinging to Kunzite.

After they walked for what seemed like forever down the institution halls, they arrived in a room.

The light flickered.

"This is the room," said the woman in a chilling tone.

They placed Jed on the bed.

There was a curtain, implying Jed had a roommate.

"Wait," said Nephrite. "Why is there only one TV for two people? We passed by many rooms with two TV's."

"Shut up," said the woman. "Ungrateful brat."

Kenji, who remained quiet most of this time, finally spoke up.

"This place looks straight out of the 1960's," he said.

He picked up a brick phone.

"Mmm," he commented.

He then turned to the TV.

"Some rooms have flat screens, but this room just has a black and white TV the size of my head," stated Kenji. "And only one."

The woman was growling in a low tone, and Kenji started to sweat, due to what was occurring and also because it was 79 degrees.

"Never mind," he said.

"Oooh!" said Zoisite. "Kinda stuffy in here!" he said, yanking at his jacket.

"Yes," said Nephrite, starting to get lightheaded.

That's when they all heard the sound of the familiar beeping, of someone trying to call a nurse.

No nurse came.

"HEEEELP!" called a voice.

But no one came, and the beeping continued forever.

Every time it beeped, the Shitennou cringed, and Kunzite started to twitch in rhythm.

"It's so hot," said Nephrite. "Are you trying to make me drowsy or something?"

He took out a cold towel and wiped his forehead. "Woo," he said.

"This is hotter than hell," commented Kunzite.

They waited patiently for young Eve to hook Jed up to an IV and take several tests.

"He's in bad condition," she said. "He won't be walking for at least 1 week."

"Sad," said Zoisite. "Better late than never."

They all stepped outside the room and waited as Eve finished up her inspections.

The beeping continued, and they could hear sounds of sobbing. But the call would never be answered.

They looked around and saw at least 30 staff members loitering in the hall, doing everything but answering the one call.

"Can I just turn off this ringing?" said Kenji. "There's a button right here."

"That's dangerous," said Kunzite. "That woman might kill you."

"Right," said Kenji, retracting his hand.

They waited patiently.

"Is this a rehabilitation or an institution?" said Zoisite.

"No," said Nephrite. "This is some kind of jamboree."

And that was proven to be the case, when a man sprinted down the hall like an Olympian.

They half-expected him to be getting chased by someone, due to the way he was running like his life was on the line, however no one came, and no one seemed to even notice.

It almost looked like the staff purposely avoided the situation.

After waiting a while, they walked back in to see how Jed was holding up with young Eve.

Eve was flanked by the tall young man from earlier, who they assumed to be a nurse due to his costume.

"How's he doing, doc?" said Kenji.

But Eve did not have a sense of humor, and simply didn't reply.

That's when a regular man in a jacket walked in, who was clearly not an employee, and tested the sink water, then left.

"Who was that?" demanded Zoisite.

"Shut up," said Eve.

"This is a mad house," whispered Kunzite, getting dizzy from the oppressive heat and the constant beeping.

Finally Jed was all settled in, and they served him some food.

Everyone stepped outside.

"So," began Eve, like she was ready to discuss a peace treaty.

Instantly, the atmosphere grew ominous, and the air became dense.

Time had stopped, and this was proven by the fact that the beeping had actually silenced even though they knew it was still on.

It was a very frightful situation, and Zoisite was shaking like a leaf.

"We did not receive 'Jadeite's' order from his primary care physician, recommending he stay in rehab," stated Eve in a chilling tone. Her eyes were looking oddly starved, like she was about to eat a meal.

"Uh, yes," said Kunzite. "You see, we did take this young man to the hospital, and they patched him up. They asked if he wanted rehab, but he said no. But then he realized he was not much better, so he decided it was time. They said they set everything up."

"They did not," stated Eve coldly, her eyes frosty like a cool winter morning.

"A-are you sure?" said Zoisite. "Maybe you should check again?"

Eve snapped at him as though someone was releasing a rubberband.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she said. "I DID CHECK! I CHECKED! THERE'S NO RECORDS! Where are your papers from the hospital?!"

"Well," mumbled Kunzite. "We uh… didn't think we'd need them, as they said they set it up."

While Kunzite was treading water, fighting for his life, Zoisite looked down both sides of the hall. He realized with horror that Eve's tall young lackey, who was in the room earlier, was treading very close by, leaning on some kind of cart to listen even though the conversation didn't concern him, as young Eve was in charge of everything and he was just a lowly nurse.

Zoisite cautiously looked to his left, and saw a woman had somehow appeared, and was standing outside the conversation like a spectator.

One or two more nurses suddenly came out of rooms, and slowly started to surround them.

It was almost as though it was a bunch of school kids watching a fight, but something was off.

Zoisite instantly jumped into fight or flight, and became 100% alert despite the unnaturally hot temperature and disorienting beeping that was almost hypnotizing.

The lighting was dull, almost to lull him into a false sense of security.

He turned to Nephrite, and Nephrite had the same expression of terror on his face.

The spectators appeared to be more than just passive bystanders, and were starting to get antsy.

Zoisite and Nephrite turned back to Kunzite and Eve's conversation, but were very cautious and on high alert.

It appeared Kunzite was on the defensive now, as he argued with Eve and tried to ignore the five looming nurses.

"Well," said Kunzite. "I'll call up the hospital and have them talk to you. I can tell you Jed's doctor's name."

"That simply won't do," said Eve in a vicious tone.

The five nurses were not increasing in number anymore, as though they didn't want to make a too obvious crowd. But this was even more scary.

"I'll allow him to live- I mean stay for the night," said Eve. "But you need to bring the papers over first thing tomorrow morning."

"I will," promised Kunzite. "I swear on my life."

"Hey, do you have the list of medicines the doctor prescribed Jed?" asked Nephrite. "I have the paper right here."

Eve tore it out of his hand, destroying the page, and looked at a measly scrap of it.

"Is this all?" she said. "Where's the full packet?"

"Well," said Nephrite. "We only tore out this page."

She turned to Nephrite with a look of disgust, and he stepped back.

"Umm," said Kunzite, pulling the beast's attention back. "So, it's only the first four painkillers he needs to take, and then the other pill…"

Kunzite continued talking, as Zoisite was continuously scanning the area around him.

The atmosphere was so tense that it could be cut with a knife, but a very sharp knife because a butter knife would not cut it.

That's when the beeping suddenly stopped out of the blue, although no one had pressed the button.

The nurses suddenly readied themselves, like they were about to pounce.

"Kunzaito-sama!" yelled Zoisite.

But Kunzite was already one step ahead of him, as he instantly sensed the killing intent.

He threw a punch at Eve's tall lackey, knowing he was the strongest and that Eve was just their master but not a fighter. She was the brains, and was in charge of ordering commands.

The right hook landed directly, sending the man flying due to so much force of the punch.

He spun down the hall, and then dropped to the ground 20 feet ahead.

That's when all hell of hells broke loose.

"SEIZE THEM!" yelled Eve.

Two particularly hefty women slid in front of Eve, forming a human barrier, protecting the mastermind, and a wild lady leapt on top of Nephrite, trying to choke him to death as she tightened her grip around his neck.

"Get off me!" yelled Nephrite.

He threw a quick knee into her stomach, as she was on top of him, sending a shockwave.

She dropped to the ground, instantly dead.

"AAAAHHHH!" screamed Kenji, wanting to take part in the action.

He threw a wild punch, killing a woman, but another man came in from the side and locked arms with him.

They both let out howls as they battled for the upper-hand.

Kunzite charged an energy beam, but the air was so hot that he just couldn't muster the attack.

Two strong men pushed him by both his arms, pinning him to a wall.

"Kunzaito-sama!" yelled Zoisite.

A wild woman threw a punch, but Zoisite dodged, throwing an elbow into the back of her neck, killing her.

Nephrite finally got to his feet, and threw a dropkick, sending two men out of the way that were blocking Jed's door.

Zoisite tried to attack one of the men pinning Kunzite, but another man tackled him to the ground, and threw punch after punch like he had some personal reason to be mad.

Nephrite barged into Jed's room, as someone closed in on him.

Nephrite one-shotted the maniac, killing him with one swift punch.

He pulled out Jadeite's IV, that was actually poison, and it burnt Nephrite's skin as it went rogue in the air.

"Woah!" cried Nephrite.

He threw the IV to the ground and stomped it.

It was destroyed.

Nephrite noticed Jed's hands were pinned to the bed by steel bars.

He tore them off with much effort, shocked that they would use the mightiest steel in the world in such a facility.

After he got the second one off, Jed's hands were free, and Nephrite started pushing Jed's bed towards the door.

A man sprinted in past the others, and charged right for Nephrite.

But Nephrite thought fast, and yanked the brick phone out of the wall, whacking the guy on the head and killing him.

"Wait!" said Jed. "Save my roommate too! He was a good roommate, and kept to himself without bothering me. He didn't say anything when I changed the channel on our shared TV."

"No," said Nephrite, but then he changed his mind. "I'll see what I can do."

Nephrite yanked away the curtain separating the two patients, but sadly closed it when he saw that laying on the other bed was a perfect skeleton.

He would have believed it was a Halloween prop if he didn't know better.

He threw Jadeite's bed out the door, running over three men.

He sprinted out the door to grab it, but a man came running at him arms first.

Nephrite threw a swinging punch, clocking the man in the face and sending him toppling backwards like he slipped on ice.

The man did not stand back up.

Nephrite plowed over him, and started pushing Jed out into the hall.

"Come on!" he called to the battlefield, as he headed for the exit.

Zoisite had finally broken free and leapt away.

Kunzite broke out of his pin, killing both the men.

He decided he had to put an end to this facility, and charged right for young Eve, who was standing in the back commanding troops.

Kunzite leapt off a physical fitness trampoline, and came flying for Eve foot-first.

If his kick landed, it would have right on her forehead, killing her.

But a man leapt in the way, taking the hit and dying.

Kunzite regained momentum though, and charged again despite the incredible air resistance from the murky heat. It was like treading through water.

Several nurses stood in formation to try to protect their master, but Kunzite sprinted through, throwing punches and kicks.

Ten separate nurses threw themselves like projectiles, but Kunzite strafed them.

He approached Eve and her last two bodyguards, who were two big ladies.

They stood as an impenetrable wall, but Kunzite did a mighty leap, using their shoulders to propel himself forward with a flip.

He landed in front of Eve.

Eve took a step back in fear.

"Get away from me, you beast!" she howled.

"You're a witch!" yelled Kunzite. "Don't call me a beast!"

Kunzite threw a punch, however all it did was hit a wall.

Eve scaled the wall like a spider, and then clung to the ceiling.

Her head spun all the way around backwards to glare at Kunzite, and she spit acid out of her mouth.

Kunzite put up a forcefield, but it was melted away, as his powers were weakened in the heat.

She dropped to the ground, and started flying at him like some kind of rogue combatant.

Kunzite threw a punch right when she was in striking distance, but she vanished in front of him.

Kunzite couldn't keep up, and she appeared behind him, throwing a kick with her superior speed, tossing Kunzite to the ground.

She threw an overhead mallet punch at him, but he rolled back and leapt to his feet.

The overhead mallet punch hit the ground, destroying it, and Kunzite got in his fighting stance.

But then Kunzite stumbled back and clenched his head, getting drowsy and lightheaded from the toasty 79 degree temperature.

"This isn't good," thought Kunzite. "I could beat her in a random encounter, but on her terrain with prep-time, this won't do! I'm too dizzy!"

But the witch was relentless, and threw several consecutive punches, toppling him.

He threw a beam, but she slithered around it like a snake, and popped up in front of him, throwing a leaping kick, and then an elbow.

Kunzite was floored, and fell to the ground.

He tried to stand up but couldn't find the strength.

"Where is young Kunzite?" said Zoisite, as they finally made it outside on Jed's hospital bed.

Behind them was a trail of 200 dead men.

They looked back inside the dimly lit building and saw many lights flashing, as though an intense battle was raging.

"No!" said Zoisite. "Tell me he's not fighting that witch!"

"He must be," said Nephrite. "But I don't know how she's such a good fighter. We concluded she was just the mastermind, but I guess we were wrong."

They sprinted back in, and passed Kenji on the way, as he wrestled with someone evenly at the desk.

He threw a punch, landing it, but the man retaliated with his own punch, landing it.

"Kunzite!" called Zoisite.

But there was a large crowd of crazed nurses blocking the way.

Meanwhile, Kunzite was having a hard time, in trying to keep up with the beast's relentless assault.

She shot three jabs, and Kunzite barely dodged them.

But that's when two random nurses ran up, and threw Kunzite on a hospital bed that quickly pinned his arms and legs down.

"NO!" said Kunzite.

He struggled against the ultra high grade titanium, but it was no use.

Eve, who had now taken her true demon form, giant bat wings and all, approached Kunzite with a giant syringe.

"It's goodbye," she said. "Next time bring papers."

"NOOOOOOO!" said Kunzite.

His eyes lit up white with power, but it did no good against a demon of her caliber.

Suddenly Eve dropped the syringe, as someone had trapped her in a full nelson.

"I GOT HER!" said Nephrite.

Zoisite ran up and knocked out the two nurses with minimal effort.

He spawned a crystal and released Kunzite.

"Ahh!" said Kunzite. "Good work!"

Nephrite was losing his full nelson fast, as the maniac was fighting back at 100%.

"Punches!" called Nephrite.

They started throwing punches at Eve's exposed torso but it had 0 effect.

"It's not working!" yelled Kunzite. "Her skin is resilient, like the Loch Ness Monster!"

Zoisite recovered the deadly syringe, and impaled her in what he thought was her heart.

But unfortunately she had none.

However, the syringe did weaken her slightly.

"AHAAAAA!" screamed Kenji, dropping the corpse of the guy he was fighting evenly.

"Wow," said Kunzite. "I thought for sure that was an even standstill."

"I did too," said Kenji. "But I got the upper-hand."

He quickly sprinted away.

"Hey!" said Zoisite. "Come back!"

That's when Eve broke her full nelson like someone breaking a wine bottle.

She charged at Nephrite with a pitchfork like the devil, but Nephrite spawned a sword and blocked it.

Nephrite threw a spin kick, and tried to defeat the gargoyle with his swordsmanship.

But sadly he was no match in this unlivable temperature, and she threw a kick, toppling him.

Zoisite shot petals, and it appeared to stun the confused, simple beast.

Kunzite threw his best punch, a mighty punch, right through the petals, and the beast let out a shriek.

"Did we get 'em?" asked Kunzite, not letting his guard down.

But unfortunately, they didn't get 'em, and the demon who thrived on unlivable temperatures sprung to life again, and quickly defeated Zoisite and Kunzite's duo.

Several nurses ran up and started throwing punches, but Kunzite had enough of them so he wiped them all out.

"NOO!" said the gargoyle. The hideous monstrosity shot a beam out of her eyes, taking Kunzite for a ride.

Nephrite threw a grand slam from the back, however her figure was just an afterimage, and she appeared above him throwing none other than a grand slam.

Nephrite's image quickly faded as an afterimage, and he came in with a flying kick right for her face.

She faded away, as an afterimage, but this time Nephrite wasn't speedy enough and was thrown to the ground.

She threw herself.

"YOUUUUCH!" shrieked Nephrite, as the impossible beast weighed 1 million tons.

Zoisite and Kunzite tried to pry the hefty beast off, but the beast was simply too heavy.

"Get off him!" yelled Zoisite, with no other options.

Kunzite threw a punch, but it was blocked and deflected tenfold, and Kunzite was floored.

Zoisite threw a fiery punch, but it was deflected 25-fold.

Kunzite came back with a charged cyclone punch, but it was deflected 50 times as powerful.

"Stop!" said Zoisite. "Each time she's making it stronger!"

"Right," said Kunzite, retracting the punch.

That's when light beams shot out from under the behemoth, and Nephrite burst out of the mighty monster's mega mash, with a beam of light.

The monster instinctively leapt back, and landed on her feet several paces away, completely unscathed.

Nephrite stood up.

"So," said Zoisite. "What inspired you to make this hospital of doom?"

"RAwwrRRARWR!" yelled the beast in response.

Suddenly a crystal came flying from the back, but it simply shattered on the beast's scaly skin.

"Shoot!" said Zoisite, biting his thumb.

That's when a revitalizing gust of room temperature washed over the weakened warriors.

"How!?" said Kunzite, feeling replenished.

"It was me!" yelled Kenji. "I turned down the thermostat! It was very hard, and there were many puzzles to get through! 20 men chased me the whole time, but I kited them around and was able to make it! Their bodies were adjusted to live in inhuman temperatures, and they instantly dropped when I made it 72!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screeched the wailing witch, as her skin started to crack in the livable environment.

All the Shitennou's power fully returned, and they made quick work out of the wonky witch.

She turned to dust.

"That's the end of her," said Nephrite.

That's when the alarm started up again, as someone was still trying to call for a nurse.

Nephrite threw a punch into it, and it was no more.

Without the dazing humidity and alarm, all of the patients recovered and went home, even the skeleton who regrew his skin.

"I'm back!" said Motoki. "Where was I? Who put me in this death factory?"

The Shitennou left, and once everyone had evacuated, they burnt down the building.

"Oof," said Jadeite, who had still not recovered.

"Let's take you to a good rehab," said Zoisite.

"No thanks," said Jed. "I think I'll just do exercises at home."

Queen Beryl showed up then.

"What's going on?" she said.

Sailor Lead Crow ran up and swung her whip, killing Beryl.

Jadeite threw a wild punch, but was destroyed.

The other three put their hands up like robbers when the cops busted them, and walked away slowly without returning.

Kenji suddenly leapt on Lead Crow's back.

She tried to break free, but that's when Kenji made a bold move and reached for her bust.

That was his last mistake he made but it was worth it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed a nasally voice.

Artemis threw himself backfirst straight for Lead Crow's legs to throw her off balance, but it had no effect and he died from the recoil.

FIN